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HALT! illegal dubs are detected in this area. show us your singles and you are free to go.
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ha ha hello officer ;) looking good, ive always loved men in uniforms.
h-here check my singles
am i free to go now, sir?
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no dubs here cunt
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Well come at me
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Am I being detained?
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m sury pls let mi gu
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I'm innocent, sir or ma'am.
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>>704957896
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Eat a dick
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>>704957896
Fuck you, don't you have some live black mattress riot to attend to?
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I dindu nuffin
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Go shit in your hat Copper.
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>>704958070
HUH? NAH FAM
NOT HERE DUDE WHY?
AM I BEING DETAINED?
AM I FREE TO GO?
SIR, MY HANDS ARE UP DONT SHOOT.
I KNOW THE LAW
AM I FREE TO GO?
UNDER WHAT CHARGES AM I BEING DETAINED?
IM RECORDING YOU
WORLDSTAAAAAAR
I KNOW MY RIGHTS
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fuck da police!
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Look, I've got no dubs sir. Let me go.
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Cuff me boys
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hi officer
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>>704958520
>live black mattress
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I'm gay
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Have i done something wrong officer?
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>>704957896
lol
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Trips for crips
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What about my trips
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>>704958644
Take him, I've done nothing wrong
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>>704957896
Mighty white of you to help out, officer
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I dindu nuffin
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Fuck you pigs, just kill niggers
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Officer, am I being detained?
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>>704958644
Checked
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>>704958644
sir, I need you to come with me...
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Here you go officer
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>>704957896
im aight
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I'm legit officer. Don't worry
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>>704957896
I got nothing illegals in my pocket , sir
let me go.
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I swear my dubs are for medical purposes only!
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>>704958888
WE NEED BACKUP!! CALL THE GOD DAMN ARMY!! HES GOT QUADS!!!!
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Not today
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>>704957896
These dubs are mine! Fuck off piggy.
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>>704958888
What.... Are you?
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>>704958888
Nice fucking quads
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Kick Ass And Chew Bubble Gum
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im a terrorist
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All's cool officer
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is it over for me?
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>>704958888
Bruh..
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>>704958933
Hands up traitor, you wont get away with such a petty distraction
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>>704958933
nice try, piggo. come with me.
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>>704957896
Morning officer. I am prone to dubs. Here is my card and proof of my disorder.
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What the hell dude, I got a medical evaluation document, I have the right to hold dubs
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>>704959088
you won't get away that easy. get on the ground, faggot!
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>>704958888
I think we found the supplier of said illegal dubs.
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suck a chose sperglord
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i didn't choose the dub life, the dub life chose me!
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Sorry sir.
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>>704959133
likely story, step out of the vehicle.
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>>704958984
He's giganigga
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Casually walking past
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i-i'm clean o-officer, look
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dindu nuffin officer
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Hold on a second...
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While I go...
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Fetch my singles
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>>704959413
That is the weirdest looking dick I've ever seen.
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I dindu nuffin
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just look at me, i'm white
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>>704957896
What if I 666?
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>>704959446
That was JUST amazing!
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hello officer
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>>704957896
I have no dubs
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>>704957896
I'd rather die!!
Who with me??
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>>704959566
get him boys
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bye officer
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>>704957896
a-am i alright?
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No dubs here, officer
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Nothing to see here
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And if I don't show you my singles?
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im aight
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>>704959927
Move along you already showed us your singles
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Maaan this sum systuh-maddic raysizm
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Guys what if we are framed
I never had dubs in my life
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>>704958888
While the attentions on him, I'm outta here
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>>704957896
i dindu nuffin po-po
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>i
>dindu
>nuffin
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>>704957896
My name is Pablo Gaviria Escobar, and I have only three words for you: Silver or Lead?
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Free to go
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ya got me coppers
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What seems to be the problem, officer?
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>>704957896
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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Buh bye
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>>704957896
>dubs are detected in this area. show us your singles

You are fucking RETARDED op
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>>704962111
thy dubs be checked, verily
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singles
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A strom of flying dicks shall surround OP, and he shall enjoy it.
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Dubs lives matter
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>>704957896
here you go sir
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>>704957896
dammit
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>>704957896
sure
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>>704957896
I'm dubs free.
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Roll
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Fuck tha police
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I'm genuinely curious, OP. What motivated you to make this thread? It's the same, uninteresting bullshit every single time. Do you get some kind of satisfaction out of being the one perpetuating this ridiculous meme?
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Fuck you pig!
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Did you pull me over because I'm black and I sag my pants?
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i am innocent let me go pls
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>>704957896
I'm clean.
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I have no idea what you are talking about, officer
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>>704963333
i got fucking quads lets go bois
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>>704957896
Idiot, this is 4chan, we're all singles
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MUNNA NO HAVE DUBS
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Whatever you do, don't look in my back pocket
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Are my trips okay?
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>>704963333
FREEZE MOTHERFUCKER YOU ARENT GOING ANYWHERE
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>>704963551
I only raped a few kids just let me go
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>>704958888
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>>704957896
I posted this yesterday, where the hell did you get the non-watermarked version?
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>>704957896
Go kys urself
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>>704957896
no dubs here mr.sir
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Dem dubs ain't her sr., I dindu no crimes never. Nuffin her sr.
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>>704957896
I aint got nuthin, cracka ass pussy
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>>704957896
Let me go. I've done nothing wrong.
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>>704963656
He bought it.
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Wasn't me Sir!
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>>704957896
im legal
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Kurwa
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Fuck the police. Damn Nazis.
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I have nothin to hide ma nigga
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No dubs here boss
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Mother FUCK the police. i do what i want
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>>704963761
I refuse to believe stock photo websites make any money on their bullshit. You can just edit out their stupid watermarks in photoshop
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Sorry I can't hear you
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>>704963833
YOURE COMIN WITH ME NIGGER, ARE WE GONNA DO THIS THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY?
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Nigger
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>>704957896
You're a right cunt officer taste my dubs
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I SWEAR I'M INNOCENT IT WAS UH...
THIS GUY
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>>704957896
no sir, so dubs here
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Get out of my basement now..
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>>704964042
Edgy
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>>704957896
Are you trying to be a cop. You know you can get jail for that
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>>704957896
Hey officer, how's it going? No dubs here.
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>>704964200
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Nothing of any concern here officer
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>>704957896
Nah, man I ain't got them dubz y'all be speakin' 'bout
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Sorry officer let me just finish watching this
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I'm not black I swear!
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Fuck you, you'll never get me, pig fucker. My life matters
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>>704964420
420 blaze it
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>>704958888
You surely meant you're eight right?
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>>704957896
how can i officer, help you?
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>>704964391
Stole your 420 bitch
>>704964420
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rawr xD
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But officer, I've got a license for these dubs.
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>>704964777
What about your trips got one for those?
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>>704964777
spread your shit!
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>>704964609
Dank.
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>>704957896
Rool
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mrw single feelsbadman
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>>704957896
naah
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Problem officer?
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