New Zealand thread /nzg/ shit fight general
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New Zealand thread /nzg/
shit fight general
Why are IDs even gone?
Scarnon ya bunch of fucken druggos hows ya thursday night rolling along
went to that retro gaming lounge, was pretty cool. lots of the local vagabonds seemed to pop in and play games for a sit down now and again kek.
the owner of all this stuff is exactly like what you'd expect him to be, tho that isnt a bad thing.
Yooo, Dunedin reporting in
Checked out that retro gaming lounge, jammed some Sonic
Nostalgic af, it was
>>704937924
>the owner of all this stuff is exactly like what you'd expect him to be
A pedophile?
>>704937924
power gauntlet kek
>>704937971
what time were you there fam? i went down around 12
>>704938082
lispy
>>704937483
>shit fight general
What?
Reminder not to let the newfags make the threads.
>>704938292
in respect to two anons having a shit fight last night on thread and two autists currently duking it out in tc.
>>704937971
>>704938233
>>>nzcam
>>704938233
I went down around 3:30, after class
Was good fun
>>704938390
Nein
>>704938390
>being this much of an autists
not all the dunedin poster come to tc you fuckwit, plus we're sharing pics. fuck off
>>704938367
We weren't fighting lol
>>704938367
Wow something so boring and unimportant.
Doesn't deserve to be in the OP, anon.
>>704938699
you make the thread next time then you cuck. it was the only thing keeping the thread bumping last night
Who Hamilton here
>>704937935
I know a ssin
Any hot singles in your area ready to meet?
Who Hunt for the Wilderpeople here? I thought it just okay. I had two LOLs. A couple of smirks. Nothing belly aching. Achieved.
I saw your devil trips last night and raise you this
>>704939240
I thought tht movie was so crack up.
Vacationing at Mt Maunganui in January with family, any tourist spots we should check out?
>>704939316
TERRORIST AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sent from a shitty phone with a cracked screen
Rapist ducks
>>704939577
Pilot beach is nice but havent been in years so idk if it is still. Regular Mount beach is nice but ither then that there is absolutely fuck all to do there.
t. lived there for 10 years
>>704939733
>No one will believe you
>>704939733
Ameri-lard here. What's your country like? I want to bail on this shit hole.
>>704937483
Kenwood toasted sandwich maker
>>704940079
We don't let fatties in. (Google it)
>>704940079
Its alryt mate really depends on what you plan to do career wise and what not, back story? Il tell you anything you wanna know /b/ro
>>704940079
Our Mcdonalds doesn't give you the Mcsharts
>>704940079
youd be better off going to canada
>>704940156
I'm not rides-scooter-at-walmart fat, just typical U.S. pudgy. I'm a normal person suffering from the side effects of a corrupt food supply system.
>>704938852
who's asking
>>704940300
No-one is better off in canada. Fact
>>704940300
Too close to the US. I want to be gone gone.
>>704940344
NZ is getting fat too.
You'll fit right in.
>>704940518
>getting
I also hate niggers, and a lot of mooslims live in Can. I also heard there is a bunch of "abo's" I thunk they call them in Aus.
What's your nigger situation like?
>>704940562
>getting fat-ter
There.
>>704940643
>>704940439
if youve never lived over seas before good luck in adjusting when youre on the other side of the world.
>>704940613
we have maori and Samoans
>>704940613
I havent been fishing for a month or so but this smells like straight salted bonito
>>704940079
People in our country actually have the freedom that the people in your country think they have.
>>704940613
We have lots of Muslims, Indians and Asians
The local niggers are the Maori, they're either the friendliest, funniest dudes you'll ever meet, or they'll bean you with a 2x4 and take your shoes, its a gamble.
The one cool thing about being in the US is that it's apparently open season on niggers. Cops are shooting them everyday now
http://int.anon-ib.ru/nz/index.html
>>704940862
accurate
>>704940862
Its not a target, yet its in the centre of a circle like a bullseye, why not make square speed signs, and round stop signs?
>>704939577
walk around it.
>>704940613
Fucking boongas, chinks and puniboonboons flood the streets here so dont.
oldfag from cuckland central repotin in
how are you twinky wink winks?
>>704938564
what an ugly nob
>>704939240
That movie was gangster
I can't quite put words on it but it made me feel stuff
I wish Rhys Darby wasn't involved though, that faggot is cancer
mmmmm, MG42's get my dick hard
>>704941187
winking off to the voices same as ususal
>>704940911
>http://int.anon-ib.ru/nz/index.html
I saw that the other night and thought about time.
what is the criminal penalty for personal possesion of tren in nz
>>704941379
It's a little quiet, but its getting there.
last post for the night
>>704941518
Just mute the tab, other than that its good
>>704941434
Tren?
>>704941353
i have something that will stop the voices by plugging the voice hole.
>>704941739
just steroids
>>704941779
They're cool though, it's real people to me now. It didn't used to be but it became just real people. There's this girl I normally talk to, she's really cool, we used to be really close when the CIA let us see eachother and we still talk telepathically.
>>704941830
Wouldnt have a clue, cant imagine it would be too over the top as long as it was personal and not for supply, our punishments are weak
>>704941862
oh that's nice.
CIA is code for cock in ass right?
http://tinychat com/nzcam
>>704941862
Your my type of guy
>>704938477
BIT?
>>704942040
maybe he's just you
>>704942248
Yoo, yeah
>>704942354
Trust me hes not
>>704942498
Yo, math this afternoon was it?
>>704942542
That's the one, yeah
>>704939240
that movie is fucking amazing. thoroughly enjoyed it all the times i've watched it.
2 times at the Cinema's, 2 times since it came out on BluRay.
>>704942717
how'd you think you went? i went okay ish i think.. might've screwed the hill code part up but i guess i'll wait and see.
Yo nuggets, tongue my anus.
>>704942774
I thought it was fairly easy, considering. Fucked up my RSA decoding
Ay, just hope for the best, yeah
>>704942963
yeah, it was fairly simple to be honest. did you happen to have some form of error when the encoded code started with 0? i managed to make out what it said nonetheless.
>>704942510
sorry I can't trust youse at all.. look where we are
>>704943127
Can't remember to be fair, but nah I think I did okay. Good to hear you feel like you did alright, too
Some fucker tried to break into my bank account the other day stole socially engineered information about me from a co worker.
Fuck I hate people.
Happy Thursday pricks!
>>704943303
i think almost everyone should've done pretty well.. that calculator app is too OP.
>>704943197
>>704943197
That was april last year home slice appendix had burst, the tube went into a bag that drained 2-5litres of sepsis/puss a day shit smelt like dead animals
>>704943316
Social engineering is exploiting your vulnerabilities, be smart and it doesnt happen g
>>704943437
We'll find out in a couple weeks, yooo
>>704942774
Shit movie, overrated boring crap. Few funny fresh bro lines
>>704942040
Fucking churchies
>>704942354
not into doing bares on 4chan losers, sorry
>>704944122
Churchies? What you on about mate?
>>704944293
Fuckin' CHURCHIES
How you faggots doing today?
Gunna drop some new pics tonight.. (Same Set)
Dinner was good
anyone know what was going on in the octy today? those dudes in orange at the back had crop tops on
>>704944322
Yea nah dont understand bruh
>>704944408
Should I cont?
>>704944507
Looks nice
>>704944715
tits?
>>704944715
Her tits were a perfect size.. all I got sorry fellah
>>704944975
looks like a boy
>>704944975
Those are not perfect, they are small. You must have small hands, and a small penis.
>>704944507
rice noodles
>>704945064
Can reassure you it is not a boy kek.
>>704945212
The angle of the picture doesn't compliment them. each to their own I guess.
>>704945335
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
mmkay
>>704945335
Dam got snapchat or kik? Where in NZ
New Zealand is actually the number 2 in the country of origin watching my videos. make it number one new zealand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tePsxYxzmnw
>>704944507
>you post dinner
>nice things
>i post dinner
>btfo
Fuck this cruel earth.
Lmao NZpol this made me think of you
>>704945579
>>704945418
Back to WINZ with you faggot.
>>704945476
Nah sorry dude, I don't share personal info of hers out.. Though she did shit that is unforgivable I'd rather not.
>>704945701
Hey tank man, hows yah night going?
>>704945724
boring, lonely, and boring, thanks for asking
how about you
>>704945759
Sharing ex's nudes with the virgins of the NZG, yknow how it goes. but I'm in the same boat as you my friend.
>>704945579
he's trying to be the next biggest nzg poster keks.
>>704945799
she has a nice butt, cant deny it
>>704945799
>>704945886
forgot image
>>704945919
Yeah probably makes up for her shitty personality.
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>704946170
agreed
>>704945658
>unforgivable shit
give us the deets
>>704946231
seconded
>>704946268
thirded
>>704946231
Cheated on me multiple times, stole off me, aborted my son, and threw away an opportunity to make a life for herself with someone thats doing well off. But what did I expect from someone I fucked right off the bat of meeting her.
>>704946348
I know that feel. fucked my ex right off the bat and 8 rs later betrayal.
>>704946348
And to think I was going to propose to the cunt.
>>704946348
Sounds exactly like my ex kek
Fuck woman are retarded.
>>704946348
Maybe you were a shitty root.
>>704946348
How did you know you had a son tho, gender is found out way after legal abortion deadline..
>>704945237
nah, Pappardelle
>>704945563
lighting, camera and skill nigga
Any Tauranga fags here?
Tok
>>704946622
Dubs of truth
>>704946660
Sorta had a feeling it was a boy, she kept telling me it was a boy. I go off what she's told me.
>>704946622
Doesn't bother me.
>>704946854
It bothered her obviously that's why she cheated
>>704946854
>Sorta had a feeling it was a boy, she kept telling me it was a boy. I go off what she's told me.
She didn't know either, not like it was talking to her through the umbilical cord like a tin can phone.
Where is cat and did those darts show up?
>>704946902
Kek alright bud.
>>704946949
Kid either way.
Anyway, Catcha later Tank Man, heres hoping yah aint bored tomorrow..
If any of you faggots want the only Hard Copies, Lemme know kek I'll hide them in Wellington
>>704947214
later alligator
have a good one
>>704947266
You too my man.. You too.
>>704947477
>>704947533
Don't let the little edgy teens on here tell you to stop posting yo pics man. I like em! I saved the nz only tank a while back, was quite a spectacular piece.
>>704947623
idgaf if they tell me to stop posting, i will regardless, it's just 4chan isn't the only tab open atm so it's slow posting is all
Does NZDF even have tanks?
mmmmmm, 1911
>>704947822
they have AFV and APC's, but I don't think they have any actual tanks
will my shit get stolenif i go to see a prostitute
>>704948321
Not if you go to a professional brothel, but if you're gonna try and pick someone up from the street then maybe
>>704948384
not a brothel, just a private escort
>>704948421
are you hosting? if its through an agency probably not
Russia bans Pornhub lol
>>704947863
Dude they got tanks you can see 'em sometimes along the desert road. There's also ex-service models in museums.
>>704948549
what? i just go on the escort site and it says they have expensive apartments n chit (lol) for incalls
>>704948321
Leave it in your locked car. Take enough cash in your pocket to pay, and nothing else.
>>704948640
>you can see 'em sometimes along the desert road. There's also ex-service models in museums.
>only read this section
>thought it was still about prosti's
>>704948640
just because it has tracks doesn't mean it's a tank, a lot of IFV's and AFV's have tracks but aren't technically tanks. assuming that by tank we mean a Main Battle Tank like the Abrams, Challenger or Leopard, because yea nz definitely does not have those
>>704943316
If it's social engineered, your fault, m8
>>704948794
>>704948794
forgot image, but this is a good example of an armored, tracked vehicle you're likely to see on the desert road that isn't a tank. M113 APC but also doubles as a multitude of other vehicles, including command vehicle, recovery vehicle, engineers vehicle, so on so fourth
>>704948961
although in all honesty M113's are little outdated and you're more likely to see LAV's these days, but NZDF has armored, tracked vehicles, just pretty sure they don't have MBT's is all
welp, this thread is dead
>>704949986
we lit on tc, thats why
>>704950080
>>704950080
ew
>>704942825
haha classic
>>704937483
>Christchurch
G'nite fam
>>704951689
mornin
>200
aight i'll fuck off now
later folks
>>704951962
Is this tank sick?
>>704939240
I enjoyed it more than I thought it would. It has its charm, and it had its amusing moments. It was whimsical humour imo, but it stuck to its brand of humour quite well because it was character focused.
>>704952012
G'night, tankman
>>704951983
NZ has Leopards now?
>napping and waking up at 12-something
oh my god this feels whole new levels of terrible
>>704952021
why would tank be sick? tank is happy to see you
>>704942825
Ollll tala! Such a loose one
>>704946854
Is that alana?
G'night, kiwis.
