Last thread was cancer so let's try a new one. Rekt thread. Gore/death
>>704936722
Did he died
>>704936814
Look at his shoulder when it closes. What do you think is leaking out?
>>704936870
I'd guess unfinished food if you think he is working in a kitchen
>>704936722
>>704936722
Fucking china.
>>704936870
Can't see anything leaking tbh but I did see his skull get crushed
>>704936952
1. Brain 2. Factory
>>704936722
you can't start a good thread without posting content you fag.
now gtfo get some then come back and maybe do something instead of being a whiny sack of shit.
>>704936722
Here be part 2
>>704937196
>you can't start a good thread without posting content you fag.
B8? Kek
>>704936870
soy sauce?
>>704936814
THIS. THIS IS THE CANSER THAT IS KILLING REKT THREADS RIGHT FUCKING HERE. YA'LL FUCKING GET DOWN WITH THAT.
>>704937986
That is that cancer
>>704936722
More plz. Need to increase my folder
>>704937986
It's definitely not angry 13 year olds who take a website too seriously while posting taco shells with melted poor people cheese on them.
What kind of machine was that, and what was the guy doing?
Sheeeeeit... >>704936722
>>704937360
That's an molding machine, those fuckers put out 100's tn pressure. He's fucking done for.
>>704937360
Ohh yeah fuck, his head is completely crushed.
>>704938321
>>704938265
Here come the faggots. R.I.P thread
>>704938375
No wonder his hand stops moving when that thing closed...
>>704938340
>What kind of machine was that,
hydraulic press
>and what was the guy doing?
being depressed
>>704938386
>>704938375
hydraulic press*
>>704938582
>>704938582
Fukin rekt
>>704936722
op ur thread fucking sucks.
>>704938676
Blame the faggots. I delivered.
>>704938645
>>704936722
that a shitty way to put pressure on your employees
>>704938676
needs more tacos
>>704938538
I don't think that's really the way to impress your boss
>>704938810
>>704938868
By a tiny string!
>>704938868
>>704938991
>>704938868
>>704938645
>>704938461
Newfags have consumed this thread.
>>704939115
isn't school supposed to have started in america?
>>704939115
>>704939293
Tru. Too bad I already graduated.
>>704939358
Sorry you weren't included in the list.
>>704939353
Delivered. Not disappointed
>>704939358
>>704939460
>>704939075
lmao
>>704939651
>>704939715
>>704939358
hahah I remember those threads :)
>>704936722
what is?
>>704939756
My girlfriend has two pitbull's they're amazing dogs, this makes me want to hunt that fucking asshole down.
>>704939883
I don't disagree with it, just wondering; why go through the trouble?
>>704939989
More fun than a mouse trap?
>>704936722
>>704937360
and that, people, is why you don't mess with the security switches on access doors to a heavy machine.
>>704939826
>>704940061
What if you wanted to commit suicide like he did?
>>704940100
>>704939989
it's from a thread where OP asked what he should do to them. someone rolled trips/quads and suggested this. OP was not a faggot that day.
>>704937360
>>704936722
>what is lock out tag out try out.
>>704940104
he obviously didn't want to.
also, that spill, no. i don't want anyone to see this.
>>704940161
>>704940305
>>704940161
>He would be already dead in the US.
>>704939928
Same way.
>>704940336
>>704939928
becuase he gave that dog a quick and easy death?
>>704940437
>>704939928
Let me borrow her dogs to make a video. I'm going to cover some firecrackers with chocolate, light them, then feed it to them.
>>704940405
ah fuck off.
it's just a dog, and a ugly one, too.
if it were a real dog like a schäfer, retriever, something like that, where you still can see that the ancestors were wolfes.
but that deformed skull and body, paired with a unusable brain, those creatures are better off dead.
>>704940511
>>704939756
This is just... Sad.
>>704938582
closest thing we're going to get to Evangelion in our lifetime
>>704939928
Those back legs on the dog didn't look right. Might've been a mercy kill.
>>704939928
>>704940592
>>704940537
my neighbor's retarded labrador didn't even need them to be covered in chocolate. dumb fucker put one of my lit firecrackers in his mouth......and now i'm the asshole on the block. fuck that dog,
>>704939883
i'm sick of these fucking spics in this world..
>>704940336
>they didn't shoot
surprising
>>704939756
Ripppo doggo, you shall be missed
>>704940583
Don't getme wrong, pits arent my favorite but at the same time a lot of its just shitty owners that don't know how to take care of them properly. Now if its a small ass terrier or chihuahua, punt those like it's 4th down and youre up by a score.
>>704939826
Looks like Waldo found himself in some deep shit.
>>704940644
>>704938582
That probably smells like Chinatown.
>>704938386
the hamsters have been a classic on 4chan since 2005 you fucking newfag
>>704939989
even niggers do savage in order to eat. this is just fucking inhumane
>>704940695
bye bye my friend good bye
>>704940806
>>704940806
> car troubles
>>704937196
>bitches about lack of content
>doesn't post anything
Lol okay.
>>704940853
>>704940817
Not rekt thread worthy.
>>704940960
>>704941034
>>704941111
She took it like a champ. She ready for the dick
>>704941111
check'd
>>704941111
>>704940729
Yeah they did, look at the dude's posturing at the end.
>>704940178
Fucking third world countries. This is what happens when you can't even afford to raise pork.
>>704940583
>but that deformed skull and body, paired with a unusable brain, those creatures are better off dead.
sounds......familiar to something we are currently going through all around the country....
>>704941212
>>704940061
>security switches
>china
Pick one!
>>704941588
*unzips pants*
>>704941588
>>704941212
chinks are so dumb
>>704941662
>>704941662
why the fuck did the dog tackle her?
>>704941785
it wanted to play too
>>704936870
Cum?
>>704941212
>cradles and rubs his victim's head to make it seem like he didn't just murder someone
>surprised when someone smacks him one with his own weapon
Loving Every Lol
>>704938991
I dont know shit about baseball, I'm not American.
What did he do wrong?
>>704941769
>>704941905
gotta love them hammer videos!
>>704938806
but that looks like a hand plow
>>704940291
Is there a specific reason Muricans like to make these nursery rhymes to make sure people don't kill themselves?
Are your workers really that retarded?
>>704941969
Ball was in play, could have been an out and instead the runner gets to go to second.
>>704941969
The ball was still in play and the faggot took it
>>704941969
yeah i want to know too
>>704941969
Well, taking te ball from the field is wrong in every sport ever, but I'm curious too, what does it means for the team?
>>704941212
The fuck did he bash his head in with? Looks like some kinda selfie stick or some shit.
>>704939864
I personally drown them in lime juice
>>704939883
This reminds me of that ISIS water cage lol
>>704941970
>>704942263
>>704941212
kek
>>704939756
Cheaper than a vet
>>704942296
>>704942263
stop that right now
>>704942296
>>704941769
Brazzers
>>704941111
MY PUSSSSSYYYYY
>>704940336
Lol what an idiot.
>>704940537
>>704940695
Somebody try to contain the edge.
Kids like you might cut yourselves.
>>704942412
>>704942412
>>704942593
>>704940511
I hate the fucking effect where they add a blurred out copy into the background to make you feel like you are getting a bigger picture, when in reality its still just shitty vertical filming.
>>704942699
I want all of it, minus the kid.
>>704936722
*visible screaming*
>>704940948
BOOM headshot
>> 7.62mm of demotivation to point that stovepipe
>>704942699
>>704942699
Did they eat him!
>>704942961
>>704942593
Tostilocos. It's actually pretty damn good. Smells like ass tastes like diamonds.
>>704937360
wow I feel sorry that he had to see that, definitely gonna fuck him up for awhile
>>704942412
I me for day years to post Ted due opened feud
>>704943021
>>704939864
Misis
works better when said out loud
(mice sis)
its a damn isis pun
everyone laugh pls
>>704943103
8/10 solid kek from me
>>704936953
IS THAT JESUS' SON?
>>704940632
This. There could be any number of humane reasons for having a dog put down. He could have been old and in a lot of pain, or have a disease that would kill him slowly and painfully.
If the guy was trying to be an asshole and torture the dog he wouldn't have tried to make his first bullet lethal.
>>704943067
>>704940806
>>704940644
Are we supposed to know some backstory here or something cause you can't see shit in either of these
>>704937360
This is why hard hats are mandatory
>>704943174
>>704938645
Wtf did she expect would happen?
>>704940748
Nah m9, he didn't miss...
>>704943294
>>704943190
its the most recent blackie getting killed.
and honestly the ONLY one so far where the cop is in the wrong. bad kill. bad everything
>>704942137
The other gook had a hacksaw so he probably used whatever the fuck he could find
>>704936870
mustard gas?
>>704937360
"EEWWWWWWWWWWIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>704943190
The police shooting that happened like a fucking week ago in Oklahoma? Are you too lazy or just too retarded to read a timestamp?
>>704941588
This pisses me off because he could've fucked her any other way.
the first recorded death i ever saw
>>704938491
when that video comes from my school
>nowra high
>>704943393
>>704942699
did he died?
>>704943538
http://somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/groovesalad
>>704939928
That's the way to go mate, quick.
At the end of the day it's just a fucking dog, who gives a fuck.
>My girlfriend
Kek, fooling no-one libtard.
>>704939353
He could have at least told the barber to move out of the way. He almost hit him.
Hopefully that guy paid in advance.
>>704943585
>>704943103
I even know to which video you are refering.
Is funny post.
>>704943640
>>704939358
>I'll be there in 30 minutes
never forgetti
>>704943640
fake and gay
>>704943685
>>704943219
wouldnt have helped moron
>>704943723
1 ton+ press vs plastic helmet. Yeah, good fucking luck.
>>704941111
Hymen'd
also check'd
>>704943721
>>704940305
Roadman gets nicked.
>>704940336
This is Thailand? Supposedly they have very strict rules about their law enforcement using deadly force or firing their weapons.
>>704939558
Not the guy that posted it, but it was on LiveLeak not too long ago.
A fucking great one that's recent is this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71b_1473510213
>>704943810
>arabic
>desert
>soldiers
how the fuck are you getting thailand here
>>704940583
EDGY
>>704943802
Holy shit that was amazing
>>704941588
Mind fucking to a whole new level
>>704943790
>>704943929
>>704943453
I have better things to do than pay attention to news from some hick state in the US. I'm here for shock and gore not political commentary.
>>704940583
BAHAHAHAHA Typical /b/ fag who just spouts nonsense like it's gold. All research show that Pits score high on intelligence tests. Hell, my pit know over two dozen commands. Seriously, scumbag, kill yourself. P.S. every dog you listed is a pussy dog.
>>704938991
wtf is the big deal? i dont watch this shitty game so i have no idea WTF just happened
>>704944065
This one is better when you can hear the sound of his panicked screams
>>704944065
>>704944135
>>704944088
You obviously cared enough to ask for extra information about it, dipshit. Don't try and pretend you don't care after someone calls you out on your retardation.
>>704944116
jesus christ fucking retards
ok
im gonna assume you know how criket or however the fuck you commies spell it works
would it or would it not be frowned upon if a spectator ran onto the field to grab the fucking ball?
>>704944180
>>704938321
I mean to be fair if they werent wearing a clown suite he would just be a dick.
>>704944219
>>704937360
Dead as a fuckin door knob that cunt is.
>>704943538
Now what?
>>704936870
A cat.
>>704944264
>>704943294
post this on /an/ to trigger people
>>704938517
So did his heart and all his other parts.
>>704944312
why the fuck did i kek to this
its way too late
>>704942593
murrica top cuisine
>>704944264
As a prank, should drop some money in there so when reaches in to fish it out, they get a nasty surprise.
>>704944329
>>704938265
Brutal.
>>704943882
Was that literally blood after he got ran over?
>>704944427
>>704944329
Clint Malarchuk if you wanna research. Story, skate came up and cut his carotid artery.
>>704938340
A metal press.
Dying.
>>704939729
I need the sauce for this please. It makes me laugh so much when I see this and I want to watch the rest
>>704941111
lost her virginity to a skateboard
also nice quads m8
>>704939826
lol, should have just shot the nigger!
make america great again!
>>704943219
OSHA trained nigger here, not mandatory in that situation.
Somebody post the one where a chink kid is bullying another chink kid until he snaps and stabs the bullying chink to death
>>704944484
night boyos
>>704939883
fuck those dominos are lethal!
>>704943067
theres a longer version of this thats 12x funnier
>>704941212
faggot camera man look ing at the road. must bea bitch
>>704944304
now I guess that little frog gets slowly digested alive
>>704941111
This is when she started getting her period
>>704943790
You got to always protect the mc nuggets
this counts, right?
No, it's figuratively blood.
>>704944484
nice
>>704938868
Does insurance paid?
>>704942052
the simpler it is to remember the more likely it is more people know it, asshole
>>704943294
that's a bat, faggot
>>704940644
>censoring the dead body
>posting on /b/
pick one
>>704941425
Animals are food, idiot. Including dogs.
>>704944925
Yes, thank you.
>>704936814
He is absolutely 100% dead.
https://www.youtube.com/v/zaSb86rpCQ8
>>704942263
>>704942296
>>704944583
the one where hes reaching into his bag for the knife for like half the fight?
>>704940695
wasn't there a video of such an event?
>>704941769
And zeus himself couldn't make shampoo strong enough to get the smell out
>>704939516
Strike!
>>704940178
Was it the mouse drowning one? I think they got his address off the video and sent it to local authorities.
>>704945171
Nah, he's okay. Probably had to take a half-day or something though.
>>704940583
Oh watch out for this edgey lil cunt
>>704942593
holy fuck just stop putting shit on it already
>>704945076
trolololol
>>704943067
>not having the part where he tears off 3 pairs of pants first
fuck you, mate
>>704944925
Now I know nothing about owning snakes but wouldn't the beak and it being alive be dangerous?
>>704940695
Cant contain the edge
>>704945609
yeah dude, in the wild, snakes have personal chefs that butcher and de-beak any poultry the snek may fancy.
>>704937360
Is he dead?
>>704945609
Snakes are ridiculously durable, I don't think the beak would be able to tear or poke holes in it.
>>704945609
yeah not to mention the talons
>>704945704
Just saying man. I knew people who owned snakes and were explicitly told not to do live prey due to the chances of it getting fucked.
>>704942756
It is distracting.
Black bars are better.
Literally, nothing. Nothing is better.
People who do this should be killed.
warning
do not watch if you love puppies
>>704945763
Just wondering. Never owned one and such.
>>704944557
>edgy racist
that's not the USA you white trash fucktard
>>704945800
maybe its just so dumb niggers dont go back to the pet store with a dead snake asking for a refund. and dead food assures the snakes safety.
but im sure its not necessary. chokin snek is part of nature. it happens.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>704945898
I know they do a lot of frozen mice and shit like that. A buddy of mine wouldn't get live because the snake wouldn't eat it and got bit up once from a story they told. Just didnt know if the beak would cause issues and such since it is a constrictot and from what I know (very little) they usually kill the prey first.
>>704945830
why would you post this you evil monster :(
go die in a fire...
>>704943534
When you still go to school
>>704946006
Constrictor* way passed bed time.
>>704943190
He impregnated a woman/women with 4 niggers.
About time to be put down.
>>704943660
KEK ! Didn't expect that when I opened the thumbnail
>>704945989
tl;dr edgy teenagers, and just basically sociopaths/psychopaths and people who hate people because they can't stand themselves.
This is the scum of the earth, it really is.
fuck em all, but it did teach me that a human life is so fragile, you sheel watch the fuck out to not end up in a gif being laughed at on 4 chin.
The guy in OP's gif had a job, something most neckbeards don't have and there is very little chance of deing in a work related accident if you sit in your moms basement all day long fapping to your waifu.
>>704945841
Yea it's understandable. I only know cause I used to be a chef at a place that sold exotic animal meats like yak and snake. Snake and eel meat were the most annoying things to work with, it's like their muscles are made of rubber. You basically have to rip it's head entirely off and smash it into pulp just to kill it.
>>704936870
brain matter?
>>704943219
They're not mandatory.
They are mandatory on construction sites since there can tools/materials drop down on your head.
>>704946182
I've tried rattle snake jerky but that's as far as I've ever had with that stuff.
>>704946142
mad
>>704946142
stop pretending you know what you're talking about
every single pair of eyes that reads you immediately understands that you lack basic, let alone advanced, scientific knowledge; this, while not being inherently bad, already puts you in the group of the credulous.
It's also pretty evident that you live a sad, powerless life, in which you have little or no control over even the most irrelevant decisions, it's the reason you have to resort to this roleplaying and using buzzword in ambiguous ways, to give yourself the illusion of knowledge, the illusion of power, that you're not a real loser, that your life makes sense,instead of the awful truth, you don't matter in the tiniest sense.
I totally get that there many like you here, and I'm glad all you disgusting ill brains can enjoy each other while you type more buzzwords and more nonsense, while in your dirty underwear and your dimly lit room, most likely smelly and also dirty. Are they who your trying to impress so much?
I just kinda wish you all leave and be pathetic losers somewhere else not ruining the experience for all the other ones that are not like you. Have you considered suicide?
>>704944329
This guy lived btw.
>>704940948
well thought out ambush
>>704944484
Who is shee
>>704943219
Hard hat wouldn't help here idiot.
The pressure from that press would have crushed the hardhat just as easy as it crushed his skull.
>>704943585
That one is fucking beautiful, instant justice
>>704945989
Copy and paste faggot. I've read this comment too many times. Kys
>>704943853
>>704946440
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>704940178
I'm glad there is no sound to this
fucking asians
>>704946142
>responding to copypasta
Shouldn't you be in school, young man?
>>704946520
>Copy and paste faggot
>I've read this comment too many times
how new are you?
>>704943970
>filename
>>704946597
oh the irony
>>704946415
She's a stranger, this .gif is way older than all the pranks on youtube. Basically they were lucky that she has a 10/10 body.
>>704946073
The last few seconds always make me feel like he is thinking "Okay, good work today, see you tomorrow"
>>704946073
Just why.
Someone got quints?
>>704939075
Love cats, but what a stupid fucking cat.
>>704945706
His brain leaks out in the video so gunna guess yea
>>704940903
Forreal. As soon as the footage was released the media magically stopped talking about the shooting
>>704939864
I myself have gerbils as pets. I swear to god if I knew the person who did this, I would torture him the worst way possible chosen from the spectrum, of all the things I have seen from here and reddit combined.
>>704944557
LOL I'm 12 and should be in school, just like you!
> fucking retard
>>704946142
OP here. Stop being a faggot. The guy in my post got what he deserved. I'm sure the factory has protocol for fixing whatever machine that was. I'm sure that protocol includes "make sure it isn't powered on" somewhere along the lines. You half ass a job you get half assed results.
>>704940178
Why not slaughter it first fucking chinks
>>704946842
There have been times where a cop was in the wrong but the media isn't reporting the news. Its agenda aimed journalism. They know their audience and know how to get views.
>>704946867
Congrats you got triggered by rodents
>>704944502
>A metal press.
Actually no. It's a plastics injection moulding machine. Metal presses are always vertical, not horizontal.
You were correct about the dying, though
>>704946876
tumblr cuck detected
>>704939075
That's what that bitch ass cat gets, fucking hate those pussy niggers
>>704940644
>wasn't following orders
>kept walking to vehicle
>started reaching for the door
>DINDU NUFFIN
>>704943055
I agree
>>704947135
the fuck is he supposed to do?
listen and comply like a dumbass sheep?
>>704946987
The fear adds flavor. Eats some chicken that you killed then cooked, then eat a chicken that you screamed at with your pants off for an hour and a half then cooked alive and tell me which one is better
>>704946548
>Oh, fuck. I've been called out for being a retard. Better make it look like I was joking as damage limitation - I'm sure no-one will notice
Fuckwit
>>704947300
this is true
if the animal knows its about to die, its going to tense up the muscles and ruin the meat
if you get the animal to be scared for a while then it loosens up and the meat turns out very soft and easy to chew
>>704941225
this is right here in Corning NY on Market Street! I remember when this happened, they have a new bike up there now.
>>704947265
>media
Car troubles
>video
3 patrol cars chasing the vehicle and it stops.
That shit doesnt happen out of the blue.
>>704947135
yeah, totally deserved death penalty for that
nice police state
shoot first, ask later, right
>>704947364
Mfw someone agrees with that statement
>>704946692
Or it could be a set-up for the video?
>10/10 body?
Check
>No bra?
Check
>No underwear?
Check
>Freshly shaved?
Check
>Elasticated top with no straps for ease of full removal?
Check
>Video camera in position?
Check
Nope, completely accidental. Not for a prank website at all. No siree; not at all.
>>704947339
no
everybody got that obvious joke
I just wanted to point out your autism
nice damage controle tho, autismo
>>704946415
obviously paris hildon
>>704947300
The first one. I get to eat sooner and with less effort.
>>704947300
>>704947654
It may be quicker, but you wont get that zesty tang only achievable via pantless screaming
>>704947569
Gosh, looks like you misread the IDs there, Sport. Oh........wait
>>704943425
No the other guy was defending himself with his bike lock, which is very reasonable
>>704947488
yes i scream at all my food before i kill it
