R8 me /bb/
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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R8 me /bb/
Im pretty sure I saw you the other day...
Oh yeah! The garbage
looks like he eats a lot of ass
8/10
any shirtless pics?
>>704918315
Dude, your face is fucking scary. Your eyes are creepy as fuck.
would not let you around my kids /10.
>>704918990
R A I D?
>>704918315
Are you a reptile? what the fuck is wrong with your eyes dude?
>>704918315
>>704919620
This dude looks like a trans gendered reptile humanoid. Uncanny valley detected.
Nigga looks like woody from toy story as a reptilian. Ugly af.
>>704918315
twinky/10
I can guess most of your history.
>gamer
>B+ student in school
>college rn
>little dating life
>Virgin
>2 female friends
>Listen to only pop
>70% of the time your awkward
pic nor related
It's me
>>704919852
You look like a one of those Aryan dudes who go on to transition and include this phot in their faggot timeline as say " look, that smile was forced and my eyes are dead"/ 20 months HRT and this is a REAL SMILE!
> inb4 midlife crisis and you call yourself a woman
>>704919852
And look at you Mr. Suave.
>>704920198
>>704920254
I'm actually a straight, always been a male (and always will be), heterosexual gay-hating bigot.
>>704920444
You say that until you have a crisis and become a transbian hon.
>>704920444
Wew! Look at you go!
>>704920198
fucking kek
>>704920527
Crisis from what?
If you're OP did you just implied you are a tannie
>>704920649
I'm op and i'm a tranny.
>>704920649
I'm op and i'm a tranny.
I have a vagina and I'm underrage so you have to play nice/10
also op is a reptilian faggot, probably leafy's equally shitty tard sister
>>704921400
who is dis?
I'm not op, but he's my friend. I was actually the guy in the pic. Call me leafy is queer.
>>704920559
I just busted out laughing at the disconnect between that thumbnail and the picture you actually posted
>>704921400
Sweet pic of her, have any more?
And is that your sister or what?
>>704921400
Cute face. Tits or didn't happen
>>704921632
I have no idea why it did that either. Funny, yet bizarre.
>>704921488
>>704921722
thatsme.jpg
>>704918315
nose/10
>>704918315
why the long face op
>>704921949
Okay Mr Neckbeard we'll roleplay. Picture me, I'm a 6' chad with the heart of a neet, handsome face and (in my opinion) nice hair. I actually am, but that's beside the point.
What's wrong with your life that you'd post a picture of yourself on fucking /b/?
>>704918315
ayyyy lamo
7/10 for a bottom
7/10 id let you suck my dick
7/10 id let you suck my dick
>>704922317
literally everything, like you have no clue
I'm home sick and bored, so why not
Maybe I can tempt some other femanons to reveal themselves
>>704922999
If you're underage, why are you away from home?
>>704923403
>im home sick
when did I say I wasn't at home lmao
>>704923484
Ohhhhh "home, sick" not homesick. Why'd you get sick, dummy?
>>704922999
nudes slut
>>704923654
>>704923484
ugh it's like FB cringe
>>704921949
>thatsme
Bullshit. Stop with the bait you fatass neckbeard.
>>704923654
i didn't post "I love you Ebola-chan" in a thread this one time
>>704923767
>responding to a man pretending to be a girl is cringe
It's called roleplay you faggot
>>704923930
You knew what would happen. How the hell did you find 4chan if you're only like 12?
>>704918315
i bet yu play league of legends a lot r u doctordraven
>>704924115
>>704923855
>>704924115
sense of humor I guess
A lot of the stuff I found funny linked me back to 4chan
/b/ looks pretty dead though
>>704924493
Nudes damn it!
You guys ever send dick pics on the whisper app? I've been thinking about it but I'm paranoid
>>704919852
you look like by the time you're 25 and still a virgin you're gonna give up and go roofie a girl at a high school party
>>704924493
MODS!
>>704925030
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704924493
Did your parents lock you under the stairs for the night? You look like you have and always will be waiting for a letter from hogwarts
Stare not into the abyss.
>>704918315
7/10, but personally a 3/10 because you look creepy as fuck.
>>704925009
>by the time im 25
>high school party
>>704925225
For sometimes
>>704925198
Yeah it's pretty cold in here
r8 me /b/
>>704924493
Where the fuck are you taking that picture? Underneath the staircase?
>>704925292
The abyss may stare back.
>>704925314
Those glasses make you a 10/10
>>704924493
>>704925310
Jesus it's just like the Ogre dude who lived in some peoples basement
>>704925316
attic room (bed in the corner)
>>704925383
And when it does
>>704925383
Sick eyes Bruh
>>704925314
glasses make me rock hard
>>704924493
>>704925399
fuccboi/10
>>704925314
I hope you wear those glasses like, regularly.
>>704925622
stop bullying me =(
rate me /b/
>>704925478
All hope will be lost to you.
>>704925787
why does it keep turning the picture damn
>>704925787
indian tech support/10
>>704925924
ayyyyyyyyy, im recognized
>>704920444
check'd
is this a r8 thread now or should someone start a new one bc this one is dead
>>704922999
>>>dubs and trips
>>rare pepe unlocked
>check'd
>>704925524
more of you pls
>>704925998
shit, how rotate images?
>>704925760
literally impossible
do something funny
>>704925314
the protector.
the savior.
the hero.
>>704925818
wew that is very `aesthetic
>>704918315
you're dead inside, family died in the war, no one loves you, posts a pic of self on /b/, gets attention for the first time in your life. Finally happy
>>704926407
check'd and kek'd
>>704926505
that's how this works, anon. You must understand.
r8 me
>>704925241
you'll have to stoop that low
either that or you wouldnt've graduated. you look pretty fuckin stupid to me
>>704925818
And there will be nothing left
>>704926632
15 years old
>>704919852
>>704926666
Super Satan's got a point, broseph. You do look kinda dumb. I hope you aren't.
>>704926632
2/10
why?
you look like a fucking douche I once knew.
>>704926402
>>704926402
stop or I'll report you to the department of justice
arrested for not wearing cool sunnies
>>704926817
>just finished blowing my brother xoxo
>>704926821
that's a fairly strong prescription you got there, anon.
>>704924874
you dont want those nudes dude
roast me
Ill never leave boymode~
>>704926875
>sunnies
>>704926666
>>704926773
I'm not, nor am I feeling really pushed to prove it
You'll just have to take my word for it for now
>>704927042
>abouttoberoastedbybtards/10
>>704927038
do amerifats not use that word
disappointing
>>704926933
got these sexy BCG's from the navy
waiting for contacts
also check'd
>>704927035
I'm in love
OP here, has anything really changed in the past 10 years tho?
>>704927035
Leave boymode. With those eyes youll be much prettier.
>>704927197
stop
don't hurt me
I'm a nigerian prince
>>704927064
I dont need you to prove it, I just want you to know you look like a degenerate
>>704926666
nice quads
>>704926671
It was only a dream anyway.
>>704927042
Hi, I'm dashawn and I play strategy games, because these glasses make me look smart. Huhhhhhh.
>>704927459
logical conclusion: I'm sick
otherwise: constantly dead inside, feels no emotion or affective empathy, waiting to end it
>>704927341
I never said i would roast you. But since youre a nigerian prince shouldnt you be answering all those emails I used to get years ago saying that I won a prize and im gonna be receiving thousands and thousands of dollars? They were all phish emails and they were "backed" by rich Nigerain princes....
>donttakethebait
>>704927543
hurr durrr
>>704927042
my liver lips are bigger than your liver lips punk ass bitch
>>704927245
<3
>>704927316
I wanna make shure i pass before i go girl mode
That way i whont get curbstomped by neo-nazis
>>704927031
you have an eyelash on your cheek and it's triggering me
>>704927035
Easily the cutest 15 year old boy I've seen today
>>704927042
black/10. Normal, I think?
>>704927064
I'm sorry mang, that was mean. It's probably just your expression in that picture, you're white, manly face, and I'm guessing tall.
>>704927208
That sounds like an australian thing. You ever seen a drop bear mate? Pic related, my first guess for what "sunnies" are.
>>704927031
My download speed kinda sucks, can you help me out
here's some nightmare fuel
Here is a rendered image of OP's penis.
>>704927669
can I take care of you forever
>>704927600
>using ironic memes to justify being thirsty on /b/
you brought this upon yourself
>>704927678
spot on for the sunnies my dude
i said it before, i've been sick for the last few days, obviously not looking my best but whatever
also, if a reply has a pic of alice in it it's me
>>704927678
Ugly tryhard
>>704927678
if pic is related is you, you look based. I think i have the same pair of sunglasses too
8/10 would hang out with
>>704927832
i'm just trying to bust a meme here
>>704927669
You will be fine sweetheart. but first you need to age like 5 more years and then youll be really pretty. Not that you aren't pretty now but you obviously arent of legal age which makes me feel almost uneasy to compliment you ina anyway
>>704927669
Babe/10
>>704928060
I-im 21 tho
The lack of T makes me look like a 16 yo boy
>>704927669
how is anyone that pretty honestly
>>704927669
Seek psychiatric attention before you chemically castrate yourself.
>>704927221
You don't look like someone who'd be in the navy. I bet you don't even suck dicks
>>704927341
mother fucker I sent you like $15,000 last month when I am I gonna get my check?
>>704927600
Shit anon don't end it. I understand how you feel though. It... gets better? It hasn't, but I'm way too bitter to kill myself. Can't give anyone that satisfaction.
>>704927669
>>704928163
So you uh... a dude? I can't navigate these euphemisms
>>704927969
literally check your fucking privilege shitlord
>>704927970
just for having the same sunglasses you're an auto 9, probably a cool motherfucker. Probably smart like an engineer or some shit too
>>704928169
>>704928163
Fuck........
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>
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>
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muh bad
haha
>>704928222
pic related
>>704928222
Its too late now, ive already gone sterile
>>704928256
that was from today i was watching that
Come on fuckers post more pictures, I want to gawk at the diversity of /b/
>>704928300
post op? Pre op?
>?????
>I am confuse
>>704928255
Yeh im a boi
>>704928256
meme busted
>>704927685
>>704928255
lol good guessing on>>704927970
going for eng at uni next year.
I fly planes so gotta get that sick polarization
OP looks like a bagel
>>704928402
Pre op
Having really low T for extended periods makes you sterile for life
>>704928469
thank u
>>704928255
funny way of thinking of it I guess but it's not that easy
I guess I'll get better in time
me_irl
>>704919852
He's still wearing that silver chain that he always wore middle school.
>>704928402
me
>be gentle
>>704918315
>>704928640
go back to mexico
>>704927669
Marry me
>>704928683
TOP KEK LEL LOL RAWLZZZZ
>>704928611
>>704928721
B-but then youll have to live with the stigma of being married to a degenerate tranny...
>>704928690
Unfortunately i wouldnt know where to go. Never been there. Italian and Portuguese here. Born in Cali and lived here all my life.
>troll harder bfag
>>704928640
spanish tech support?
>>704928797
>>704928808
Why do I always fall for trannies maybe I'm subconsciously gay
I literally have a girlfriend though
>>704928846
sorry.
go back to spain eurofag
>>704928640
>>704918315
>>704928889
HAHA unfortunately id have a better chance in mexico
>>704918315
op was not expecting this
>>704928933
someone turned me into a gif. I feel honored
>btards made my day
r8 me moar
>>704928846
>born in Cali
youve been to mexico, or at least tijuana
>>704918315
>>704928408
Damn I'm a master at picking up context clues
>>704928489
Shit that's dope. What kind of engineering? I finished up in electrical back in June.
>>704928549
At the very least, you'll probably learn to manage/deal with it better. Trust me though anon, you aren't alone
>>704928616
are you sitting on the ground?
>>704928690
pfft
>>704928640
regular looking dude, plus I know chicks who are fucking crazy for body hair like that. It sucks because I look like a hairless 12 year old but there's something for everyone
>>704928683
9/10, would steal airships or whatever the fuck that guy did
>>704928721
it's legal now
>>704929041
why is your body so long
>>704929041
>>704929041
fuck you. no one cares about you anymore OP
5/10
there. Happy?
>>704928255
check'd
kicked out of bootcamp during 4-2 day for stupid shit. there's a reason why i got this pair of optical birth control
>>704929099
No. I havent. Wish i could go. Shit would be fun as fuck. Have no monies
>>704929041
You are lanky.
OP Here
Continue rating me and my friends.
>>704929125
probably mechanical then master in aerospace
r88 me
At work making some doody.
>>704929273
no one gives a fuck op
>>704929125
not sitting on the ground. live in a camper dude
>>704921400
quality leafster reference 7/10
>>704925787
jewish pls
>>704926402
australian?
>>704926821
look like the fine bros
>>704927035
cute
>>704929316
thats a lot of face stuff 3/10
>>704929273
Virgins/10
>15/10 confirmed virgins
No more rating is required
>>704929341
im not even posting this shit my friend is fuck off
>>704929428
triggered up the nigger I see
>>704929446
kekekekekeked
>>704929446
humor.
>>704918315
Fag/fag
what is this
>>704926817
omg, how old are you ? you're fucking beautiful, marry me
>>704928683
Holy shit, dem sideburns.
Come bury your chin in my anal hole.
>>704929292
Cantseeface/10
>>704929169
don't trust anyone
not even yourself
>>704929213
hnnngh probably have well allocated 401k and IRA, would have financial discussions with
>>704929273
I give a fuck. Outside friends are a bit overweight, guy on the right looks like fucking... the propaganda dude from the hunger games, he died when they were filming the last one? middle left looks like he could be a soccer player chad cunt in high school, middle right is going to be an edm producer.
You're the edm producer, aren't you?
>>704929291
Good choices. Any company/position you wanted to get into specifically or is it just "planes are cool I want to play with them"?
>>704929292
I can't see your face, but that shirt is pretty neat
>>704929375
>live in a camper dude
now that's interesting. Story time?
looks like a fag
remember, op sexually identifies as a bundle of sticks
>>704926817 ITS A TRAP
>>>704929595
>>704928640
8/10, you're cute
>>704929670
poonslayer confirmed
>>704929504
pffft lol
>>704929724
I FUCKING WISH IT'S NOT , damn
>>704929375
>fine bros
i was told that i looked more like jacksfilms once tho how dare you compare me to the finefags
>>704929670
this man right here slays pussy like there's no tomorrow
>>704929292
face reveal
>>704929665
spot on
>>704929670
Philip Seymour Hoffman, that's who he looks like! Pic related. You know, minus the beard, and about 40 years, and he's not dead.
>>704929771
>>704929771
>>704929771
>>704929771
>>704929771
>>704929771
If youre the "home sick" 15 yr old then thank you gracious missus. If not then REVEAL YOURSELF
>>704929996
wtf whered landscape come from
>>704929665
as i am planesfag i kinda wanna fly for the air force, but once i get the boot for being old i think boeing would be a cool place to work. That or lockheed/ northop grumman
>>704929988
czech'd
>>704930006
spoton/9001
>OVER 9000
>>704929665
just live in a camper. i travel. didnt get kicked out of anywhere. travel all over usa
>>704930016
it's for sure a 280 pound neckbeard with more chest hair than you
>>704929292
Better now
>>704929988
R8
>>704930180
thanks
>>704929996
why are you jutting your jaw out do you have a weak chin or something
>>704930205
overw8
>>704930205
HEYYYY EVERYBODYYYY CUSTOOOMMM GROWWWW FOUR TWENTYYYYYYYY WHADDUP YOUTUBE! YOUTUUUUUUBE/10
>>704930229
Like I said on like the 6th reply, I am leafyisqueer
>>704930016
I already showed by face with proof that it was me you blind cunt
- homesick15yearold.gif
>>704930169
UNFORTUNATELY THATS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
>>704930283
Bitch where lol
>>704930299
checked and give us a profile shot with your molars together
>>704930169
>posts pic with date and context on it
what more do you want that's not cp
>>704930133
Cool stuff, how do you deal with money? Just stay in one place for a few months at a time and pick up odd jobs? I always thought vandwelling could be really interesting to experience
>>704930205
anon, you gotta shave
>>704930299
>>704930314
alright now I'm mixing up who the fuck everyone is
>>704930180
definitely 9/10 now
Great fix
>>704930437
what nigger
>>704930526
phatty
>>704930457
No god damn it I meant the guy who said he's an 8/10 and cute is a neckbeard
Unless that was you, and you're the 12 year old girl
>>704930526
I think he means like, where on his body is he overweight
>>704930359
oh gawd never mind, 6/10 that shit turns me off
>>704930359
jfc it's like nature's sweater
at least you'll survive the cold winter
Are we ignoring this beauty?
>>704930469
yeah craigslist always has people looking to pay me 100$ to paint a room or move dirt.its super easy i only work like 0nce a month for maybe 3 days. then i just smoke pot and hang out by whatever river or campsite i get to
>>704930469
I actually did today that was a pic from yesterday
>>704921400
Gilly from game of thrones/10
r8
>>704930618
Mixup
And yeah, whoever said the spic was an 8/10 is a desperate neckbeard
>>704924493
Edges r photoshoped this is fake n gei plus its a tranny. I like mtf post ur kik fag
>>704930618
how is that even a question you cant gorge yourself on twinkies like that and only gain titty fat
>>704930437
so everywhere, you are a fat person
>>704930623
HAHAHAHAAHHA its okay. Im 24 and ive accepted my body. Youll get there in 9 years sweetheart. Just make sure your chewie stays bald. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg
>>704930629
Yeah its pretty handy in the winter. GF fucking loves running her hand through it.
>>704930844
Clearly mistaken
>>704930811
smooth moves (you're a cunt)
>>704930811
lord kek has spoken
>>704929996
I rotated the pic for you op.
>>704930750
Fake/10
>>704931030
thx
>>704930750
not you but id fuck
>>704930631
I hope you send that to him, emphasis on the cunt
>>704930685
honestly that sounds fucking awesome. ever meet any friends/fuckbuddies who come along for the ride?
>>704930750
why on god's green earth would anyone put a picture of themselves on LinkedIn wearing a god damn batman shirt?
>>704930844
no no I know, I was just trying to interpret for him. Not sure if I was anywhere close though
>>704930811
you wanna go to prison? this is how you go to prison.
>>704931210
perfect. fucking gold
>>704931129
last fuck buddy tagged along for a year or so then she started working a farm in west virginia so we parted ways there. currently nothing
>>704931210
This. Topkek m8
>>704931210
you a bitch
>>704931129
needed a placeholder till i got a decent picture, fuck me up
>>704931210
aaahhhhh, I see it now. It must be her, she must be on /b/
rate me
>>704919288
>>704920444
>>704921400
>>704921488
>>704921622
>>704921722
>>704922877
>>704922999
>>704923855
>>704925622
>>704926666
>>704926933
>>704927600
>>704928222
>>704928255
>>704928300
>>704928388
>>704928611
>>704928933
>>704929099
>>704929411
>>704929700
>>704929988
>>704930133
>>704930222
>>704930299
Checked. Fuck this thread. Im out /b/
>>704930750
If real an easy 8/10
If a neckbeard a fuckyou/10
>>704930941
Someones insecure about their failed tranny surgery (ill still hit u up tho)
>>704931129
Homos cant be underrage lol (not a homo)
>>704931382
i have two dicks now
>>704931300
If white chick >6.5/10
If middle middleastern>7/10
If midget asian>7/10
R8 me
>>704931281
I don't even begin to fucking believe you but we'll roleplay. Remember, I'm 6' chad asshole for this.
You're pretty cute, I don't even think my parents would be disappointed if they met you. You do use LinkedIn though, and everybody'd be on my case for "taking advantage" of a mentally disabled girl because fucking nobody normal uses linkedin
>>704931382
>Homos cant be underrage lol (not a homo)
I... alright I'm not following you on this one. What are we talking about?
>>704931300
high school will rate you hard enough, don't you worry
>>704931539
you look like a budget hooker
>>704931539
Did jake used to be Jill or did jill used to be Jake? Just fmi
>>704931518
How old r u btw fag, gotta get there before the hair does (no homo)
>>704931655
You tell me
>>704918315
Ayy LMAO
>>704931627
>>704931637
people who have tech jobs need linked in. you're a chad tho, i understand if you don't know this
>>704930359
>>704931637
>you look like a budget hooker
okay anon I swear if you're actually like a mtf and this was supposed to be a sexy pose, not just you got drunk with your friends and thought it'd be funny to kind of carry out your cross dressing fetish, then I didn't mean that.
>>704931720
couldbeworsecouldbebetter/10
>>704927035
pic related its your future
>>704931720
>>704924493
OK
Your life just ended.
Welcome to /b/
Enjoy your suicide
>>704931876
well if there werent any fags in this thread before...
>>704931951
>>704931876
Fucboi tier
>>704931974
little maxmoefo and small filthy frank
>>704918315
you look like walter junior from breaking bad
>>704930750
sorry for shitty filter but i swear i'm a real grill
>>704932102
Toohotforchan/10
Girl you are way too fine to be here.
>>704932102
The fuck is this shit, no timestap filtered to shit no tits what the fuck is this
>>704932102
fake/10
>>704932168
why tf is your torso so long
>>704932102
I wish i had interesting eyes. Boring brown eyes here. >.>
>>704918315
can you tell me a disturbing tale?
>>704931627
bad picture
>>704931720
better picture
You're cute but you're also in high school and everyone's still a little autistic then
>>704931735
how many times have you taken advantage of recruiters/interviewers by using your female magic? I hate you because I can't do that but I'd obviously take advantage of it too.
>>704931872
why is there a plush version of a dragon dildo on the night stand?
>>704932041
black, or indian?
>>704931889
Come on anon, nothing happens to people who post their pictures on /b/ unless they're extremely ugly freaks or do something to offend everybody
>>704932102
I read the file name anyway.
>>704932168
DUDE ARE YOU JUST CROSSDRESSING FOR FUN OR IS THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENING?
Blow me away
>>704932262
hahahaha
>>704932168
What am I looking at?
>>704932296
giraffes don't get blown away very easily
>>704932257
i always wished i had brown eyes!! they always had that warm, friendly aspect to them. i've had people reject me because my eyes look creepy ;-;
>>704932284
indian.
