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Best of all time Celeb thread, we can do try :)
I love Hilary ass
>>704909593
>Best of all time Celeb thread
The best celeb thread ever was on august 31, 2014. Nothing will ever surpass it.
I don't even know why you faggots try.
>>704909593
>Best of all time Celeb thread, we can do try :)
Best fake maybe.
Because we care, that's why we try fagface
>>704909851
Where's the one where Paul walker fingers her asshole and she knocks it away though?
>>704910674
you are thinking of when jerek deter gave her herpes
>>704910855
I thought dexter gave her the herps
>>704911194
Just about to post that one
>>704909593
Jewboobs. They always have weird orange nipples.
Wheres the leaked Emma Watson pics?
>>704910188
Mmm yes
>>704911883
More Jewboobs
>>704910300
It is sensational!
>>704912592
This is it.
>>704909593
Mila Kunis is alright eh, about what I expected but it still rumbles my jumbles
>>704913572
Yeah, well, those aren't her titties. Sorry, bro.
Mila pic is fake. all cgi.
Aubrey Plaza?
>>704910448
This guy knows what he's talking about.
>>704915431
CANKLES! WHY GOD WHY!?
>>704912944
my favorite
>>704917216
Who is that
>>704916520
HAES CIS SCUM!
![-Heading-to-the-Max-Mara-Store--17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qSL8b5I.jpg "-Heading-to-the-Max-Mara-Store--17[1].jpg")
damn
>>704917679
the beautiful bella thorne
![-Heading-to-the-Max-Mara-Store--03[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O7xTrMo.jpg "-Heading-to-the-Max-Mara-Store--03[1].jpg")
>>704911259
Well whatever dexter who?
literally cant be the best ever without vjuice
here let me fix it
Better celeb ass then alba?
Biel?
>>704919935
Bow down bitches
Best celeb ass thread?
Sansa
>>704919935
Alba's is amazing but I think Hilary is right there with her
>>704920918
Well Hillary doesn't have AIDS, so that puts her up a notch in my book.
Scarjo is trying
Swift is nice sometimes
>>704909593
Clawie best.
Hilary is just as nice from up front
kaley can compete
Hi /b
>>704921988
One of my personal faves here, absolutely stunning!
>>704909942
Winning
>>704922278
>can
Can't. It's pronounced can't.
>>704922432
Get lost mudshark.
>>704909593
this is a fake pic just so everyone knows
>>704922731
Now his finger has herpes.
>>704910188
most of the time she looks hideous but damn she looks good here.
Bella
>>704923262
>>704923272
mhmm nice
>>704923262
>>704923413
Anyone have the pic of her playin with her bikini bottom showing her bush??
>>704923375
Nicki wins in my book
>>704923800
Your book is shit
>>704911194
Wew these perky boobies
>>704910300
i like hilarys eyes better
>>704923904
Id lick that asshole 24/7
>>704923686
no
>>704923632
Such a goddess
nicki is so fucking ugly. looks like a fucking alien. big ass hobbit alien nigger.
>>704917938
>Keira was 15 in this movie
I smell a ban coming your way, m8.
>>704910817
There's something soothing about this movie.. almost peaceful
My p-poor M-Mistress Victoria Justice m-must be the number one v-victim of p-pickpockets i-in the whole w-world... I-It seems everywhere we go m-men of dubious nature are always d-d-digging their grimy, sweaty meat h-hooks into h-h-her pants... S-Some b-bold o-ones often g-give h-her the f-full b-body r-rub down s-searching f-for any h-hidden locations where she m-m-might be h-hiding the goods... O-One ridiculous f-fellow in a pinto hat actually u-used h-his tongue t-to m-make s-sure h-he investigated every n-nook and cranny she h-has... I-I know th-they are only a-after o-one thing: h-her w-wallet... N-Now in case y-your w-wondering why I-I d-don't intervene in th-these outrages... M-My scrawny l-little fragile b-body i-is only g-good f-for being k-kicked around b-by pretty m-much every d-dude w-we run across on the street... I-I'm af-afraid I-I'm just reduced t-to being a b-beta-bitch w-with b-big w-words b-but nothing t-to really back it up... I-I m-must l-look l-like easy pickings, a complete pushover o-of epic p-proportions, wh-when I-I g-go prancing down th-the street w-with my arm a-around m-my mistress... Every t-time w-we g-go out a-at least 10 b-big strong m-men try t-to take her a-away from me b-by hitting on her...
>>704924157
always gets me hard.
can someone explain the big deal about katy perry to me? she got a long horse face, big ears, and weird teeth. and her body is a 7/10 at best. just different strokes for different blokes or what?
>>704913293
Huh. I thought this was it.
>>704924466
You must be one of those homosexuals I keep hearing about.
>>704922890
A fake pic created fir a movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
>>704924621
dont get me wrong i'd fuck the shit out of her if a could, i just dont understand the ''err muh gurd such goddess much perfection'' when she's like just above average
>>704924461
Same here. Always makes me wanna fap
>>704924419
Autism speaks
>>704925613
Great, now you've provoked him.
Literal perfection.
>>704924419
So that's what an inverted penis sounds like. See you physician and request some testosterone injections. Nothing makes pussies dryer that that submissive shit.
>>704925857
He always does this shit anyways
>>704924419
I-I'm just w-waiting with terror f-for that f-fateful day when an alpha m-man, who my mistress f-f-finds a little attractive, turns m-my lights out, g-g-gives me stars t-to dream of and walks a-away with her laughing h-hardily...
>>704926084
But normally when we ignore him he isn't as bad.
>>704925613
Way to go, faggot.
>>704924369
She can't have been fifteen. It's a British film and she would have had to have been sixteen. It would have been illegal otherwise.
Oh gawd, Hermione. Please come to me in my dreams tonight.
>>704926064
I-I know g-good s-sir it w-was a-a Trojan H-Horse miracle wh-when I-I w-was able t-to c-come upon m-my mistress w-with m-my feeble m-manner and w-words... Yet somehow she w-was a-at a weak m-moment i-in her life s-so I was able t-to get her attentions... I-I think d-during th-those precious days she w-was about t-to accept a l-lowly fr-frog as m-mate material o-or any snot dr-dripping half-man...
>>704925543
Looks like we got some lewd Katy anons in here. Time to stroke.
I'M a slut!
>>704928013
>>704928013
Would love to see her do a pole dance. Damn.
>>704928111
>>704928093
>>704928164
>>704925995
nudes when?
>>704927713
Goddammit!
Anybody got some JJ?
where's leslie jones?
>>704927444
Yes that's a great idea
>>704928471
Mmm. Come join me and fap to Katy.
>>704928544
Mmm stroking to her now
>>704927235
I-I am s-so h-happy m-my mistress is beautiful again t-today... A-A trophy w-wife l-like her always p-puts a sm-smile o-on my face... I know m-many p-poor f-fellows d-do n-not unfortunately h-h-have 24/7 access t-to such a-a wonderful c-c-creature and all I-I can say is ch-chin up... I-If I can d-do it then so c-c-can y-you... M-My greatest pl-pleasure i-is grabbing h-her beautiful b-body whenever I-I want...
so no one is gonna explain why katy perry is all over these threads? am i the only one who thinks she looks like a young serah jessica parker?
>>704927618
who
still no leslie jones!?
>>704928746
Going to edge to her.
>>704928911
I'd fuck SJP too. and then cum all over her mane.
>>704911408
omg she should have that taken down and prevented from distribution, you can clearly see her tits
>>704928906
M-Maybe in the f-future they c-can clone h-her s-so every m-man w-will g-get the pleasure o-of tweaking h-her t-toes...
>>704929056
The more you edge the more cum she'll get
>>704929170
Want to reach over and stroke each others' cocks while we look at out queen?
>>704929122
you're even worse than these circle-jerking Katy Perry fanboys
>>704929170
>>704929264
>>704929264
Of course. Got a Kik?
>>704929352
anyone have a better quality one of this
>>704929352
Jesus she is starting to look more and more like justin bieber
>>704929475
yeah but the difference is she has a pussy, justin bieber just is one
>>704909593
that's not a legitimate nude. faked for movie
>>704929353
No, but I'm still fapping to her.
>>704929633
I'll stroke that for you
>>704929075
well id post pics of my mare for you if i wasn't on my wii
>>704929353
kik please?
>>704929760
Mmm, please do. I'd be happy to return the favor.
oh man i would do the sex so much
>>704924496
Nah. That pic is old. Unless they just now found out about it. I have a feeling it's the newer ones. Why they're getting all pissy over it is beyond me. She has more revealing photos out there.
>>704929870
Mine is heroicsloth
>>704929908
Mmm making each other feel good while looking at this sexy slut
>>704910306
If you're going to post some shit tier celeb at least provide name nigger.
>>704930039
Oh, fuck yes. What would you say to a little Teenage Dream or Roar while we stroke?
>>704930159
Some teenage dream works. Would you like to be stroked slow or fast?
>>704930255
Slow but steady while we go through our favorite pics.
>>704929538
I would have laughed at that 7 years ago
>>704930360
I'd love to feel how hard she makes you
>>704910448
2nd that.
/thread unless oc of female Celebs matches that thread
>>704929081
don't give the feminists any ideas.
>>704930461
This is getting strange
>>704930461
Would you put your mouth on it for me anon?
>>704909593
>Best of all time
posts a faek
LOSER!!!
>>704930624
Fuck this I'm out
>>704930039
>>704930159
>>704930255
>>704930360
>>704930461
>>704930624
Do you think we don't realize you aren't just talking to yourself like a furfag on youtube? You do this in every celeb thread you weird faggot
>>704930794
Yeah, its a little weird when the celeb page turns into a one man gay orgy.
>>704930794
Between the cruising faggots and the stuttering retard I've come to realize these threads are starting to suck.
>>704931036
It happens like 90% of the time and always Katy Perry, I can't decide if it's some elaborate troll or not
so im a homosexual bcuz i dont understand the hype about katy perry or serah jessica parker or amy winehouse or whatever her name is, but two guys can basically sext about jacking the other off? lol gotta love /b/
Who dis?.
>>704931253
It might be a troll, that is actually pretty funny if it is. Doubt it though. That is some serious dedication for a troll
>>704931585
emily ratajkowski
>>704929122
>>704929346
I-I c-can assure y-you g-good s-sir you probably w-would stomp m-me out of h-hand should you e-ever see me w-w-w-walking on the street side f-for I-I am the consummate 98 p-p-pound weakling half-man everyone despises and h-h-hopes to k-kick in the f-face...
bump
>>704931124
she should eat something
>>704911300
How does she bend like that?
>>704932404
M-My mistress s-says she f-feels like puking wh-when she th-thinks about h-how m-much of a sissy I-I truly a-am... She s-says I-I d-disgust h-her and why of all whys d-did she ever l-let herself fall in l-love w-with me...
>>704932453
she should get breast reduction
>>704923272
More
>>704932574
A-All I-I c-can tell her is that I-I was born this way and I-I'm s-so sorry she is chained t-to a fart-boi... I-I-I know f-for her it's l-like being st-stuck on a sinking sh-ship w-without a lifeboat... A-And I-I'm t-too much of a coward t-to let her g-go away from me and find h-h-happiness from an alpha man...
>>704932861
Shut the fuck up. It's not funny
>>704932861
If ever a w-woman d-deserves t-to find a great man it's s-surely is her f-for as y-you can see sh-she is a wonderful b-beauty... B-But as we kn-know life is n-n-not fair and so I made m-m-myself an everlasting r-rogue b-by chasing h-her mercilessly until I-I against her better judgement made h-her fall in love... I-I d-do not apologize though I-I d-did apologize...
Based God is pleased...
>>704933131
I-I m-must s-say g-good s-sir I-I'm s-sorry f-for all those who d-do n-not have s-such a-a wonderful mistress t-to r-run s-sissy-like experiments on...
If i dont start seeing some Jennifer Lawrence real fuckin soon...
>>704910448
Anyone know if it was archived?
>>704910188
I think I know what I find wrong with her. It's her fucking shoulders. They aren't even mega square, they are reverse square. It's the beginning of a pentacle.
>>704934991
I-I l-like t-to t-take h-her t-to all s-sorts o-of places and w-watch the tongue-dr-dropping reactions o-of all the men who gaze upon h-h-her beauty in the ar-arms o-of a manlet s-sissy wimp slave...
>>704924074
This.
>>704935152
I-I know they are thinking about h-how t-to smash me in the m-mouth and h-how in the w-world d-did I-I get s-so lucky...
>>704935216
I-I can't t-tell y-you how many foot stomps, elbow blows and shoves I-I have r-received from these envious men who see what I-I have and wh-what they d-don't... I-I have c-come h-home m-many a time all bruised u-up...
>>704911984
Selma Blair is my waifu.
>>704928558
She used to be the perfect woman when I was kid.
She still has it though.
>>704935406
I-I d-don't think these m-men realize h-how b-bad h-her farts sm-smell... I-If they l-lived w-with her they would...
t>>704930553
"getting"?
>>704935295
mmmm moar
>>704935053
seconded. need to know
One of the worst celeb threads I have ever seen... Just full of Katy fags and the stuttering fag...
>>704936000
I-In a futile e-effort, she is practically c-cupping h-her hands over her innocent ears after a-a while...
>>704936460
Yeah, i am still in lesbians with her.
