Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
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What is your favorite Rock song?
Those /waifu/ fellows are pretty fun.
Hi!
>>704890805
Cigaro
>>704890805
>>704890813
You know what, Neptine
It's time to clame planets. It's a planet-claiming thread, now.
I will be claiming Mars, of course.
>>704890773
Chief I think I've made a mistake.
Uu~ Hello, everyone! How is anonymous tonight?
>>704891137
Oh, yes, this one is going to be spectacular.
Just you wait
I'm starting to like the idea of people licking my feet more and more. Is that bad?
Should I get Fallout 4? Am I going to like it?
Hello all. How are you?
I'm tired...
>>704891137
Hey there~
>>704891121
im gonna guess it involves raiding
>>704891252
Nope.
Just give it time, before long you'll be telling them to call you goddess-sama and making fun of their penises too.
>>704891317
I let myself get convinced to join a raid group but they raid at really awful times so it's going to fuck me.
>>704891236
Ah? Why's that, I wonder?
>>704891271
Poor thing. I'm okay. What about you? We haven't talked in a while! Chat me up~
>>704891477
Er, I don't know all about that, making fun of them and lewd things, but being thought of as royalty does sounds kind of nice...I-It's really not bad to think things like this?
>>704891093
I'll claim earth, now I own everything.
>>704891137
Hi Reisen senpai!
>>704891570
It's so natural about a third of people are into that, so I'd say not!
>>704891271
hi kotori
>>704891494
jesus christ how horrifying, good luck with that
>>704891542
I'll make sure to soon! I just don't have much to talk about ;_;
>>704891494
Raid? What game?
>>704891252
I don't think that's too bad.
>>704891739
Well, if it's natural, I suppose it can't be that bad...Thanks Reimu!
>>704891785
I'd back out but they really needed a healer and I agreed to it now.
>>704891811
Final Fantasy 14
I always look forward to shrine days. Hi Reimu!
>>704891811
Let's start with today! How was today? What have you spent it doing? Was it a good day?
>>704891590
Hi there! Been a while, nepu. How ya doin', hun?
>>704892237
Hey there~ Glad to hear it!
FFXIV was cute, damn shame I ended up bearing some drama before I stopped playing it.
>>704890530
my flatmate is a bit emotionally abusive. i'm a loser and don't have other options.
wat do?
>>704891477
>>704891252
Wow Reimu, I didn't know you had a jr. foot apprentice! Don't corrupt him too hard!
>>704892418
What kind of drama?
Found it today
I'm having a fairly shite day. Anyone want a free tarot reading to take my mind off of it? Three cards unless your problem / question is particularly interesting in which case I'll do a 6-card (modification on celtic cross). No 10-card readings, they just take too long
I'm waiving my normal fee of one hand for today
>>704891265
I have played through the entirety of that game, some moments are better than others, but I enjoyed my venture through the commonwealth, almost feel sad about finally leaving.
Few things to note:
>Voiced protagonist
I was okay with it, but others, not so much
>Workshop dlc are for convenience
The others are story oriented
>FPS
Thry really improved weapons and customization
>Console mods
They are neat and free
>ETC
Also, apparently people say it sucked
>>704892516
What kind of emotionally abusive are we talking?
>>704891811
Hey chief! What's up?
>>704891934
Ah. I'm playing WoW and raids just opened in that so I've been doing that but my guild is kinda lax. It's fun though.
>>704892259
Hmm...I went to get some pizza at a local place then walked around the park before coming home...so pretty good. What about yours?
Reimu, how do you deal with all the negativity that comes from listening to people's problems and bad days? I love you and I love what you do, but I worry sometimes. I don't want to burden you.
>>704892721
Oh...wrong post reply...how embarrassing..
>>704892527
Don't worry, they're doing most of the work~
>>704892555
Golly gee! Less work for me!
This is gonna be a good night.
>>704892721
I haven't played WoW properly since WotLK. I used to raid in that though, it was fun.
>>704891252
It will probably tickle a lot, but in between the toes would likely feel nice.
...That depends if you have any say where you're being licked.
>>704891265
Yes.
>>704891542
Boom, this is why, my friend.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11275707
>>704891590
But Earth sucks.
>>704892552
E-girlfriend kinda moved around a bit, slept with a girl who gave her a place to live, slept with one of her good male friends, kinda undid our two year relationship thing we had with only a few comments. Was playing with the girl she slept with for a month or two.
Bit of a complicated mess, ended up just cutting off that contact and stopped playing FFXIV due to some depression that caught on me. Was going to do some raiding with them, but their last comment to me after all that was "And *so and so* says you're a shit healer".
>>704892259
Nothing much, been watching a whole lot of anime!
Cowboy Bebop and Cross Ange mostly.
>>704892554
I like this anon!
>>704892516
What are the options you currently have?
>>704892721
not much, just playing some god eater
id love a reading! can you tell me if im in the right relationship right now?
>>704892818
N-No I'm not! I'm not corrupt, it's just that having my feet touched or licked sounds kind of nice sometimes, you know? ;_;
ajt:::: will you please give me a reading and tell me if im in the right relationship now?
>>704892748
It's really not much of a strain-- I'm not sure how I do it exactly, but so far it's never gotten me down.
>>704892928
That sucks, to be honest. I hate the idea of something like that ruining a good game for someone.
>>704892622
This is Sweet Roll, by the way
Hello everyone
>>704892931
Your avatar looks familiar. Are you the anon who lotions their hands every day?
>>704893111
>ajt:::::
Were you asking me?
>>704893346
i was! i thought we had to give a nickname, i got trips though, id love if you would do this for me op, thanks in adavance!
>>704893199
I had sorta given up on the game two other times before. It was around level 28~ish that I met this girl who played FFXIV, through that e-gf, it kinda got a little pushy how she wanted us to play together. Felt weird. But I went with it and grinded up to level 50. Not long after getting to level 50 did the relationship shit unfold and I cut everything off that side.
Next poster is to be crowned Cuntlord.
>>704893111
>The Moon (Reversed)
Lies. Danger near water. Betrayal. Fear. Repression. Poor judgment.
>Knight of Cups
A romantic man. A considerate, creative, artistic sort. Musician, poet, diplomat.
>Five of Wands
You, your significant other, or both... someone is putting in inconsistent effort.
>>704892721
Oooh, parks are always nice! I played this earth game I've been obsessed with, with Reimu. then I listened to some music. Simple as that!
>>704892931
Aah, I see. Cowboy Bebop is pretty good! I don't know anything about Cross Ange, though. Aside from the name. I've been on No Game No Life and Date A Live II.
>>704893346
Nope, sorry.
>>704893468
Silly anon, this one is Op >>704893605
>>704893591
Well that's r00d
>>704892824
WotLK was really fun...I played that expansion the most out of any.
>>704892936
Ah, never played that. Any good?
>>704893675
Aah. Which game? Music is nice, what do you listen to?
>>704893721
i feel so bad! im sorry, im new here
>>704893812
no
rolling
>>704893502
Oh, reminding me, more recently I've been talking with a cute Vietnamese girl who lives in the city I was going to move to next month.
We both play Overwatch, but she plays console and I play PC. She often mentions that people keep leaving games in her Competitive matches, meaning she gets a loss. I made a comment, that it seems that Console Overwatch has a lot of leavers. She was a little pissed off at that for some reason and said "I see a lot of PC leavers too". Guess I pushed a little too much saying that I didn't seem to encounter as many as she did. She hasn't said anything to me in four days now though.
Kinda disappointing that something like an observation comparing our experiences pissed her off.
>>704893468
I'm not OP, and I don't demand trips for a reading. I will give you one, though. I normally charge one picture of a hand, but I'm having a bad day so they're free right now.
Because trips and no one else expressing interest, I'll do a six-card reading. Give me one moment, please. I need to get my deck out. I also tend to type a lot in my readings so it will take some time to get it all down. I'll try to be brief
Also, it looks like OP also gave you a reading if you're interested: >>704893605
>>704893721
Maybe you're the one that called me chuuni
rollllll for reading
>>704890530
They are trying to delete proof of this. Below is a torrent with all relevant files found so far.
https://remote.utorrent.com/send?btih=30FC8F98152090619C3CA0E8519FC3610B418D2F&dn=StoneTear&message=&sid=f92df1dd&cid=9429331025
>>704893948
I'll roll 4 U.
really want a reading, roll
>>704893591
Is that so?
I am extremely late once again btw.
>>704894041
youre such a doll! <3
>>704894098
Speaking of extremes, it's extremely dissapointing that the poll has only 5 votes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11275707
>>704894127
A doll? Like a puppet?
We're all puppets. I'm just a puppet that can see the strings.
roll?
My mom's car got repossessed today, and it looks like we might be moving into a small apartment soon. I could help a little bit if I got a job and gave her the money, but I've been terrified of working ever since I left school last year.
Darkness is taking over me. Journey though the Abyss has eroded me inside. Any readings?
>>704894255
What makes you terrified, anon?
>>704894198
oh no, i wasnt trying to be rude, i grew up calling everyone sweet doll or honey, or sugar, grew up in the south! sorry if i offended!
>>704893795
Civ V! It's pretty fun, even if it's flawed in a lot of ways. I listen to a lot of stuff! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7YMI39sObY&index=5
>>704894239
Depends on whether you like cute girls in harem situations, I guess.
>>704894255
I can understand why it'd be intimidating, but it's really not that bad once you're actually doing it. You spend the first week or so getting the hang of things, and then after that it's just a daily routine that'll go by without thinking.
>>704893893
Chuuni boy? You learned tarotism? That's so cool!
>>704893797
Oh don't worry about it.
>>704893675
Date a Live, that sounds like an insult you call a weeb, is it any good?
>>704893843
Blue nigger.
>>704894127
Roll!
I forgot the pic.
>>704894415
Cute girls in harem sutiations are the best an e mus obviously
>>704894359
Oh he does stuff like that all the time, I think
Sweet Roll did not post this
Can someone please give me a reading. I would really appreciate it. Thanks
>>704893795
yeah im having fun with it, closest thing i can compare it with is monster hunter so if you like those kinds of games you might like it
>>704894517
Depends on whether you like cute girls in harem situations, I guess.
>>704894415
It's a lot less flawed now than when it was released at least. I've put quite some time into that game as well.
I actually haven't heard much Pink Floyd so I'll give that one a listen!
>>704894316
Hikari~
>>704894769
We should play! For sure!
>>704893502
Ah, sounds like she maybe had a thing for that girl to begin with or something, I don't know.
>>704893795
WotLK was probably the game at its best, in my opinion. I just remember the time one of my idiot friends accidentally launched himself at a boss and wiped the whole raid group because of it.
>>704894709
I've heard it's one of the best Monster Hunter games that isn't actually Monster Hunter. I still need to play it myself though, haven't even opened my copy yet.
>>704894198
Where did you even get that Cirno finishing move? But if you didn't get it somewhere then congratulations, it gets a good amount of creativity to make that up.
>>704894670
>>704894281
Rolling for these two
>>704894670
>>704894316
I'm terrified of being stuck somewhere I hate, and forced to do something I hate for hours and hours every day and having to just count down the minutes until I get home, knowing that once I get there I'll just have to do it again the next day. That's all school was, and it was terrible just like that for me every day since I was little, but I dragged myself through thirteen years of it. I just got out, and I don't want to go back, but I know we need more money coming in. All I ever wanted was to browse 4chan and play video games and eat and sleep and be happy.
>>704894478
But even that sounds bad. I don't want to sounds whiney, but it's the knowing I'm going into something that I'm going to hate that's bad too. The routine of it is something I can't stand.
Also, I'm not sure how these things work, but could I please get a Tarot reading for my family's financial situation/my job situation?
>>704894316
Hey there.
>>704894755
Of course I do.
>>704894517
I've known it for years
>>704893111
>>704893893
For "you", I see the seven of wands -- inverted.
The seven of wands shows a man on a hill, fighting those who attempt to take his position. It represents, challenge, competition, and perseverance. Inverted, it represents giving up, feeling overwhelmed, and being overly protective.
For "the issue", I see the nine of cups -- inverted
The nine of cups depicts a man sitting content upon a bench with his cups on a shelf behind him. It represents fulfilled wishes, comfort, and happiness. Inverted, it represents greed, dissatisfaction, and materialism.
For "the conscious", I see the three of coins.
The three of coins shows three people from different walks of life, working together to build a cathedral. It represents teamwork, collaboration, and mutual learning.
For "the unconscious", I see The Chariot.
The Chariot shows a confident man riding across the land and surveying his surroundings. He represents control, willpower, and assertion. He knows his rights, and claims what is his with confidence.
For "limitations", I see the king of swords.
The kind of swords sits upon his throne holding a double-edged sword. To fully explain the symbolism behind this card requires a full detail of the suit of swords and the significance of the faces in tarot, but I'll leave it for now at the interpretation: clear thinking, manipulative, authoritative, and stern.
For "the outcome", I see the two of coins -- inverted.
The two of coins represents a juggler. Upright, it signifies balance, adaptability, and time management. Inverted, disorganization and financial disarray.
Interpretation in the next post (running low on space)
>>704894974
What did I do? Wtf man...
>>704895104
Ugh, what's is wrong with me tonight? I can't focus at all!
>>704894666
All the time?
There is no past or future. You think I'm going to do something next week, or that something happened to me last year, but I'm already doing those things.
In 2016, I am posting on 4chan.
In 2033, I am -not will be- communicating with an alien species.
In 1940, I am -not was- playing cards with my father.
Time is merely one of many concepts that only make things easier for humans, when, in truth, exists only in the mind.
Of course, this might not be true. Why would I be honest and reveal everything to a shady bastard with Satan trips, which I am, was, and will be checking?
>>704891093
Im okay with this, also just reporting in
~fredfredburger
>>704894918
Probably, but why she had been there a day, slept with her, then within a week been kicked out of the house, then repeatedly week after week, is well beyond me. I wasn't near there to know, so whatever. It can stay her business.
>>704894936
What are you talking about?
Anyone who knows anything about anything knows that is Cirno's actual finishing move. Watch some fucking discovery channel sometime and learn something once in a while.
>>704895129
You have too little trust in your relationship. You see your partner as a delicate being who needs to be protected. You attempt to assert yourself as the dominant force and rightful protector - prepared to drive away suitors and protect her from the world. You believe that her love should flow to you as a result of this caring and supportive nature - however it is slowly turning her away. You view your relationship too logically, as a "man provides X, in exchange woman gives Y". You feel like you have it figured out and if you stay the path, she'll grow more and more attached to you as the future father of her children. She will instead slowly grow disinterested in your flat character and seek more and more from you in order to keep her attention. You will willingly provide to the extent of your ability, hoping that if you stay the course everything will end well. Ultimately you won't be able to sustain this, and the relationship will fall apart.
>>704894972
Rolling again .......
>>704894709
I didn't think you knew the Monster Hunter games! Have you ever played Freedom Unite? I wasted something like two years on that game, tried a lot of the newer games but they seem a bit easier compared to the old ones.
>>704894974
Saving this.
>>704895584
I guess there's no hope for this.
>>704894881
Definitely~
>>704894918
Definitely agreed. I raided seriously in Ulduar and ICC, it was nice. Very fond memories.
>>704895711
OK, I'll donate my dubs to
>>704895760
>>704895577
Continuing:
Tarot shows you the currents of time, but not the destination. Your fate can be changed with proper judgment and sufficient effort.
You need to trust that your partner is able to care for herself. She can get by on her own and she can protect herself. Your job is not to guard her from the world. That way of thinking died out years ago. Your job is to learn everything you can about her, and share everything you can about yourself. Have faith in her and work together towards external goals instead of focusing your attention on the relationship itself. Find a common interest and pursue it - not to build the relationship, but because you both want to. Let the relationship unfold on its own as you seek nothing but mutual happiness.
>>704893948
Have you received a reading yet? If not, let me know your problem or question and I will tell you what the cards say.
>>704894918
well you should get on that then
>>704895603
i havent actually played any of the monster hunter games, i just know a few people who love them and watched them play
>mrw I visit Michigan after years of living in Texas/Oklahoma
Bell reporting in for the glorious republic of 'Ecstasy Island'
>>704895504
Maybe that's the case in your own timeline! Here Cirno pokes her enemies to the exhaustion.
>>704895760
I never lose hope anon
>>704894769
Kotorii-chan! Saw you went on a walk to the park, did you feed the ducks?
I ended up walking to the beach during work today, it was sooo exhausting because it was a billion degrees here in SoCal and there were a lot of hills.
>>704894981
Nobody wants to be stuck in that situation, but sometimes you really do have to bite the bullet if the situation is dire. You might be able to use that first job as a springboard into a job that you hate a lot less.
And if it's a job you hate, there are ways to make it better. Maybe your coworkers might be alright. Maybe you can make a game out of it in your head to make the job more fun.
>That's all school was
I hate work in general, and I have the same desires you do, but I hate school so much more. School has homework and eats away at your free time because you are never truly done, there's always something to study. If you find a reasonable job, once you clock out you don't have to think about work until the next time you clock in. I'd say that's a pretty big difference.
If you hate it so much, you can quit and find another job. Maybe your mom might have connections to get you in somewhere.
You can do it, anon.
>>704895104
Hihi.
>>704895841
do i reverse the gender on this if im a female? or the point of view or what?
>>704895711
no its mine what the fuck i'll kill you irl
went back to school for a graduate degree, how do i make friends with people a few years younger? am i that creepy older guy now? im told im good looking and have never had trouble making friends the first time i went to school but im a little bit of a black sheep here.... everyone is preppy/ into frat life, whereas i have violent tattoos and wear almost always black and identify with black metal and punk scenes, which are nonexistent here.
>>704896040
Pokes them with her girlcock?
>>704896116
Sorry Asslips, I'm killing you IRL.
>jumps out of /bin/
meow.
it's fucking cold as shit.
-freezing meowbot
>>704895945
i havent, will you please tell me about my relationship with my fiancee, and my baby (2 months pregnant)
>>704896212
>whereas i have violent tattoos and wear almost always black and identify with black metal and punk scenes
Way to sell out, mate.
Find you a dog.
Train her right.
Marry that bitch.
>>704896212
Be yourself, you'll be okay, just don't try and act like someone else, you'll have more integrity
>>704896212
hide the tatoos, wear some colorful clothes and be friendly
may or may not be good advice
-meowbot
>>704895760
>King of Swords (Reversed)
A merciless opponent. Extremes. An unbalanced, dangerous man
>The World
This is representative of ascending to a higher plane or broadening your world view. Glimpsing the mysteries of life.
>The Lovers
And this one represents the transformative power of love. It seems to be what will bring you out of the darkness.
That reading didn't make much sense to me, but then again, neither did the question.
>>704896301
hey fuck you man i am so killing you irl now
>>704896331
Wear some winter clothes (mittens?) then, robot kitten.
Do it, or you might end up like Boris here
>>704896083
>~<3
>>704896116
Fight fight fight!!
>>704896212
You don't sound like you'll have any problem to meet people there honestly, and, if I can say something, you sound pretty badass anon-kun.
>>704896539
Goodluck with that mate.
Can I get a generic fortune?
>>704896619
Hey neptune
~fred
>>704896579
oh no
i don't want to end like freezing ruskie
-meowbot
>>704896102
Reverse the gender, and possibly the interpretation, but not the message. The message (minus interpretation):
You are over-protective. You are assertive. You attempt to control and manipulate the situation to logically move it towards your desired goal. Your focus on seeking success and happiness through control will lead to an imbalance and ultimate collapse. In your mind you are working collaboratively towards a common goal, but in reality you are the only one on this path.
I interpreted the "over-protective" plus "assertive" (along with the fact that 98% of 4chan is male) to mean that you attempt to protect a girlfriend. It could mean that you are simply over-protective of the relationship. Do you jealously guard your boyfriend and go through his texts to be sure he's not talking to other women? It could mean that you're over-protective in a motherly way. Maybe you cater to him all the time (cooking for him, massaging him, etc).
Regardless of interpretation, the message states that you are focusing on the relationship, and not on the person that relationship is with.
>>704896394
whats the sell out? the tattoos? whats the difference between identifying with that culture vs hippy vs being a nerd? ive spent the past few years going to punk and death metal shows in philly, its not like i just jumped into this. i remember having my first metal album in middle school (hatebreeder- COB).
>>704896331
What do your ears taste like?
>>704896539
No way, Cockmaster, I'm double-killing you 5 minutes ago in real REAL life.
>>704896466
Thanks. I shouldn't have change my alterego into a demon. As usually, I'm the biggest enemy for myself. And my enemies are truly merciless. Maybe I should bring my hope to the last one, because I'm aware of the second.
>>704896681
guess who just got put on the to-kill irl list bitch
you did
>>704896833
post your home address so i can hunt you down and kill you irl
>>704896833
oranges
-"orange ears" meowbot
>>704896963
>>704896763
thank you so much friend!
Going on a roadtrip in less than two weeks, any good roadtrip tips? It'll be up the west coast.
>>704896579
>Tfw you forget to drink vodka to keep warm
>>704896689
Hey Fred.
>>704896942
Azazel?
>>704897043
Nice.
>>704897043
can i eat this
-meowbot
>>704896083
Hi Hikari, why did you have to walk near that place anyways? Now your boss is even forcing you to work below the scorching sun?
>>704896301
No, she gets near them while creeping on the ground and once she gets close enough she uses her mighty finger to poke to death her foes.
>>704896619
thanks, i just cant relate to these kids who all weaar loafers and have gallons of product in their hair. just need to meet the right people i guess
>>704897043
Nice boob orange~
>>704897101
Yukiii! So you're home~ I've been waiting!
>>704897122
>>704896942
I understood that reference
>>704897122
Can't answer it without lying.
>>704897101
All the advice I can give is bring entertainment that can last
Don't know much after that
(Here goes nothing)
-Sweet Roll
>>704896957
Alright, Titeyes, my home address is...
Mars.
>>704896963
OK.
>>704897043
I was waiting for that. I'm going to squirt the tit milk in
>>704896957's
eyes.
>>704897101
no
but i have this
save it if you want
-meowbot
![1360491-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ti80w54.jpg "1360491-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg")
>>704896358
I see a very positive short-term future, but... I'm not sure what to make of the long-term future
>Past influences: Knight of Coins
The knight of coins represents efficiency, routine, conservatism, and method. You had a fairly steady and uninteresting life -- probably going to work, coming home, watching Netflix, going to bed, and repeating the next day. No clubs, no parties, nothing note-worthy: but you got by
>Present: Ten of Cups
The ten of cups represents harmony, marriage, happiness, and alignment! All things in life are going well. Your fiance is growing ever-fonder of you and can't wait to raise a child with you. Your relationship will only get stronger from this
>Future: Seven of Swords
The seven of swords represents deception, theft, and stealth. There are two possible interpretation, and like most of tarot "the other cards and your life experiences will help you understand the true meaning". It often is a warning -- to beware of the deception of others. It can also hint that you will attempt to sneak away from a situation that is not working for you anymore. If you find you are trying to run away from a commitment or responsibility, this card may turn up to warn you that this escape will not accomplish your goals nor address the fundamental issue.
So either she'll leave you, or you will contemplate leaving her. However the seven of swords does not say that leaving is a good idea: only that it's the idea that will come to mind. Walking away from a situation is the easy way out, but rarely the right one.
>>704896715
Yeah, that's what I thought
Not many people want to become a slav-cicle
>>704897122
>tfw the finns stole all of the vodka to make mollys to turn your buddy Ivanov into a commie crisp
>>704897126
Bad idea, catman.
>>704897101
Make a pandora station, listen to it non stop and fill it with many likes and dislikes, listen to it the entire trip up
Can I get a general fortune told?
~fred
>>704897210
Heheh noo nooo, nobody forced me, I just thought I could use the exercise since I sit in a cubicle all day. I've been walking to the beach a couple times a week.
>>704897232
Y-You have? I've been waiting for you~
>>704897348
What kind of entertainment?
>>704897426
That is adorable even if she's naked. I approve of this.
>>704897532
This sounds pretty cool but I don't think I have the data plan for this.
>>704896957
Here is my coordinates if you want to kill me rn.
DD (decimal degrees)*
Latitude
10 °19 '42.348 ''
Longitude
123 °44 ' 26.242 ''
Goodluck
>>704897362
nobody's squirting anything on my face
i will be on the first flight tomorrow morning to mars to kill you irl motherfucker
![1589601-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SMig07N.jpg "1589601-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg")
>>704897046
Of course! Glad I could help.
I know I said no charge for this reading, although now that you've told me you're female I'm really starting to hate that decision. Any chance of a takesy-backsy?
>>704897628
If you have a gigabyte of data, you probably have enough
>>704897523
Wow, it has been a while, Bell
How have you been?
-Sweet Roll
>>704896083
Socal beaches...mm. But heat is no good.
There was no pond at this park unfortunately...but I would have!
>>704896331
Nyan
>>704897628
Do the pandora thing but with Spotify and save the tracks to your phone, you can do that with premium.
>>704897656
Sorry, Cuntlord, I'm on Mars in the past, in an alternate timeline, so get fucked.
>>704897225
Who cares what they wear or what they use, as long as you can hangout for a while to pass the time it doesn't really matters that much if you find the right folks, right?
>>704897345
Why?
>>704897244
Dubbi dubs.
>>704897523
Damn finns.
>>704897656
This just got real niggu.
>>704895412
Weird shit happens is all I can say.
>>704895794
I only got to do Ulduar, but it was super fun. Probably one of the best raiding experiences I've had.
>>704896026
Yeah but I have other stuff to play, like FF14 and the new Phoenix Wright.
I have trips, so I hope my future is good.
When is the next Cooking with Alice?
>>704897826
I hope I can get a tarot card reading for once
>>704897641
what in the fuck is this i can't kill you irl with numbers
you're fucking dead kiddo
>>704897813
by the time i get to mars you will be there and i will kill you irl
no u get fucked btw
>>704897826
you
dead irl
soon
>>704897641
inb4 someone hits you with a k-rod
>>704897788
Same old same old, realizing you have done jack shit for the past couple of years, try to do something useful, end up blowing it off and going back to using video games to fill the dark void of not being social.
Good times
>>704897826
..because fish have fins, and the finns fought the russians, and the russians were red, and thats why firetrucks are red!
>>704897628
Something like a book, or a portable game, music, etc.
Anything portable that is entertaining basically
-Sweet Roll
>>704897827
then obviously its time to multitask
also i still need to get the new phoenix wright
>>704897826
I'm sorry.
>>704897894
I predict Friday. Let me know if I'm right.
>>704897776
Hm..I have a 3GB data plan, I should have enough.
>>704897797
Oh! You're right, I forgot I can save tracks using Spotify. I'll give it a shot. Thanks Kotori-chan.
Also next time find a park with ducks!
>>704898154
I'll be driving though, so I probaaably can't do any of those..
>>704897232
Hi Reisen, sorry for before, i wanted to ask you if that person you know was getting better, but then i fell asleep.
>>704897641
Why someone should ever want to kill you though? You're a nice person.
>>704897628
Be careful with the heat though, it might get a bit dangerous.
Thinking about going to soak my feet so that try the foot egg thing again tonight. How do you usually do it? Should I use like a big bowl or just fill the tub up a little it?
>>704898434
Pandora is surprisingly efficient with data and battery usage
>>704890530
Does life ever get better?
>>704897827
Mhmm. I'm glad I was part of a pretty high end guild at the time, shame it broke apart after.
>>704898434
I'll try to! Shouldn't be too hard.
>>704898074
Ha! Jokes on you, sucker, I already want to die!
>>704898078
That makes absolutely no sense.
>>704898303
I lost track, why is people apologizing? What are you apologizing for?
>>704898547
Use a small bucket or something.
>>704898593
If you want to.
>>704898547
I'd use a bowl so you can do other stuff besides hang out in the bathroom, personally.
>>704898434
Oh, I see
Then I guess it just narrows down to music
-Sweet Roll
Reimu, how do you feel about /jp/ and their worship of you and your friends?
>>704898675
>>704898742
Okay! Thanks guys! I hope it works a little better tonight...
>>704898593
As a wise woman once said, "Life's what you make it, so let's make it right."
>>704898786
It's pretty satisfying, I guess.
![2114930-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OP8wH6b.jpg "2114930-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg")
>>704898593
Life always gets better. Then worse. Then better. Then worse again.
You can't look at life as a single metric of "happiness" and track that metric over time. There are infinite variables that all compound and conflate and correlate and confuse. To say life is a roller coaster doesn't do it justice. Life is thousands of screaming children in the world's largest amusement park while it's raining candy but some of the pieces have razor blades in them.
I personally find the most annoying aspect of life is that when you're sad you forget how to be happy, but you remember you were once. It's like the past is teasing you.
But then when you're happy you don't think back on when you were sad and gloat vindictively. You completely forget to. You're too wrapped up in the moment.
So it feels very unbalanced. It's all give and no take.
I think my favorite quote regarding sadness went something like the following:
Happiness and sadness are two sides of the same coin. They spring from the self-same well. The same lute that plays music was once carved by a knife. The deeper your sadness cuts you, the more happiness can fill you up.
Is it even possible for a boy to have cute girly feet?
>>704898977
What does being worshipped feel like? Do you think I'll ever be worshipped?
>>704898458
That person I know?
*Tilts her head in confusion*
>>704898675
and i want to kill you irl
lifes funny sometimes
>>704899042
Unless they lost the genetic lottery pretty bad...
>>704899116
I don't know what it feels like. I guess you can have it if you spend some time grinding your charisma stat and find somebody who's into that.
>>704899194
Come at me bro, anihilate me right now.
>>704899042
Sure, why not?
>>704899166
I can't say it here because it's your private stuff, but i'm referring to that person that had issues with her stomach and you are extremely close to her.
<4
Are Umi and Kotori the same person?
>>704897244
Can I get that tarot card reading?
![2152080-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9QKd1Qz.jpg "2152080-1920x1080-[DesktopNexus.com].jpg")
>>704899619
What's your problem / question? I'm doing free reading tonight. I normally charge one hand, but I'm not having a good day so the readings are distracting me.
>>704899454
come to australia and i will fight you and kill you irl right now
>>704899619
What's your question?
I have posted about her quite a few times.
So I am still kinda hung up on her, for some reason i believe that we may get together soonish.
But I am trying to establish myself as someone trust worthy that she can turn too. She has an asshole friend, or had, don't know if actually friends anymore, but basically I kinda suspect that he will snap and potentially harm one of us or himself.
It already seemed like he tried to drive a wedge between the girl and I. He partially succeeded, but not he much.
>>704890530
>>704899724
>>704899762
Can I just get a general reading of my relationships, both friendly and romantic
>>704894670
Can I get a reading on this please. Idk if someone has used these pics b5 but this is my first time in these threads
>>704899997
you need to off his ass glock glock you know what im saying?
go get you a nine and pop kill his ass irl
you can trust me i'm an astronuat
>>704899935
I'm like the worst person you could ask about who's who.
>>704900010
It took me a second to realize my butt wasn't on backwards. Nice me, though.
>>704900360
W-Who am I, Reimu?
Hey everyone, hows it going?
>i'm horribly carsick
~MikanBox
>>704900360
You're the very best person to ever exist
>>704900435
Are Kotori and Umi the same person?
>>704899746
Pay me the plane ticket, I swear to god I'll let you beat the shit out of me. Come at me.
