Dubs decides what I say...
Get me nudes bros.
>>704886430
Speaking of puctures...
>>704886580
Pictures, you know what i meant
>>704886430
Wait, why do you need help? She seems like she will bite your dick of in a second when you two meet up.
Cock & balls
Send her a picture of you stretching your asshole
>>704886430
Pennis and also dicke and balls.
Let me see your butthole bitch
>>704886430
3/10 didn't show the entire conversation, no context
Punishment is stick sharpie in pooper and send to her
>>704886967
roll
"What makes a good picture? Take one for me then"
>>704886430
Can I seeurnipz bby?
>I eat ass.
All you gotta say op
>>704887008
Reroll
>>704887008
Roll for dis
>>704886430
>that's kinda needy
>sends 30 texts per second
Jesus christ who is this psycho cunt?
Right now it kinda seems like you're the needy one...
>>704887010
roll
If dubs send dick pic
>>704887006
Nigger
>>704887141
Reroll
omg is that little cat from the other day who we trolled?
>>704887170
Rawlllll
Ask her if she knows any good chinese restaurants..
>>704887170
Go 4 this
I want you to shit on my chest, babe :^)
>>704887004
Underrated roll.
If you don't send me nudes I'm going to fucking kill myself.
well it doesnt matter if you like her because i do and she does things that you dont do
well I guess I can forgive you if you send me a pic of your tits
>>704887004
Roll
>>704887368
Ugggghh good one. Rollin for this applesauce.
Do you like pegging?
>>704887379
Roll
>>704886967
cash money roll out
>>704887368
I like this
>>704887444
trips winrar
>>704887444
Oh shit winrar. Delivrar OP.
Hey baby, you can make me feel a bit better if you show me something nice ;)
>>704887444
>>704887455
Ohhh yeaaa
>>704887444
>>704887455
>what happens now
>>704887521
Trips win
>>704886430
SEND ME NUDES SLUT
>>704886430
This seems a lot like bait...
END OF THE LINE SLUT
>>704887444
Congratulations - Dubs decides what I say next.
>>704887580
This
>>704887368
me likey
Say "oh yeah, which pictures?"
Then when she says which ones say "I wish you were in them with me"
Then say "SEND ME NUDES YOU FUCKING NIGGER SLUT BEFORE I FIND YOU AND RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>704887740
Are you actually autistic?
Newfag
>>704887740
you fucking asshole
>>704887740
kys plse
well it doesnt matter if you like her because i do and she does things that you dont do
This is kinda weird, I am not usually straight forward like this. But can I have a pic of your butthole please?
>>704887740
Its really clear that youre desperate for the dick. So why dont you get over here and start sucking?
>>704887740
you fucking idiot
>>704887886
Close!
>>704887740
kill yourself
OP knew what he was supposed to do. Just too much of a pussy.
>>704887740
okay that must be bait
you can't be this autistic
>>704887786
I love you and I always have. I think about you all the time when I'm awake and dream about you every night. I was made to love you and will be there for you always.
Then say "oops wrong person lol nm meant to text this to sarah"
op
Faggot
>>704886430
This fake girl again?
At least change the pic and name inbetween weeks, attention whore.
>>704887886
Reroll
>>704887740
You can have a life with me.
I guess I can forgive you if you send me a pic of those tits.
>>704887740
You remind me of harambe
I'm a huge faggot and I want to fuck your dad
>>704887988
Fucking waste
>>704887988
fuck sake
>>704888011
Do it
>>704888011
This one!! Go back and look at the original this time!
>>704887988
Nigga what are you doing?!?!?
>>704887988
Ayyyyyy
I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!!
>>704887740
>why
>>704888011
>>704888044
>>704888066
Now we wait.
>>704888044
winrar
>>704888066
winrar
>>704887988
>>704888011
>>704888044
great combo
>>704888044
Gold material here
>>704888020
You can have a life with me...
>>704886430
I cum to pictures of you nightly
I HATE niggers.
hehe xd i'm sort of shy but would you send me a pic of you fisting yourself? hehe so randumm xoxo but seriously do it
>>704887455
Congratulations- Dubs decides what I say next.
My daughter was vehicular manslaughtered. Can I impregnate you with a turkey baster?
ask her to send nude
>>704888366
kek
I wish I were in the land of cotton old times there were ne'er forgotten look away look away look away dixie land!!!!
>>704887740
KEK
>>704888366
Oh shit I got it.
>>704888351
abadon thread hes a fucking retard
sometimes i put house hold objects up my butt...
OH SHIT WRONG CONVO..
>>704888444
Winrar
>>704888351
Jezus christ
>>704888444
Yes! Winrar!
>>704888351
I love you and I always have. Sorry for sounding like such an idiot but thinking of your beautiful eyes makes me do foolish things...
>>704888411
nice
>>704888444
Damn...
>>704888444
trips
OP=fag
Show me those tities you chocolate delight
>>704888537
roll
>>704888444
dont be an faggot op
>>704888533
lol
too many dubs for faggot OP
show me some boos to make me feel better
>>704888533
Op is always a faggot
>>704888351
I've seen this chick somewhere.... Tinder maybe... Is she in Arizona OP?
>>704888351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6JiXk5aoLo
>>704888351
Jesus fucking Christ, at least she even knows what Ludacris' face looks like.
What the flying fuck, OP. What is actually wrong with you. This thread is an ass disaster that will only pick up once the OP has caught up with posts like
>>704888366
or
>>704888411
or
>>704888444
send me some boob pics
show me you sucking a dildo and I'll forgive you
How many niggers have you fucked really?
>>704886430
bc RAWR mean "I love u!" In DINOSAUR!!!! XDDD send this msg to of ur most emo friendz! if you get or more bak, u will be visited by DAHVIE VANITY from BOTDF! AND HE WILL TAKE U ON A SHOPPING SPREE TO HOT TOPIC if u don't send this 2 at least pplz, u will be kicked out of the mall and ️banned️ from ALL HOT TOPICZ so remember 2 send 2 ALL ur friendz and remember music is LYFE IN WIT A BULLET OUT WIT HEARTS ️ xDDDD RAWRRRR (that means I love u in dinosaur )
you are one fucking crazy bitch
>>704888677
Winrar
>>704888677
another one OP won't send.
>>704888693
reroll
REALLY CLOSE
>>704888677
yep, you stole mine >>704888678
>>704888677
winrarrrr
>>704888444
this is fucking gold
>>704888700
lmao, op can have a full convo
too bad he's a retarded spaz
jews did 9/11
>>704888677
Show me those sweet tities!!!
>>704888808
OP has been here before, doubt it's real
Take some food out of the trash and rub it all over your tits and send me pics.
my dick smells like cheese
Someone compile how many dubs and trips were in this thread.
>>704886430
gtfo with your fakes weve been over this 'girl' ages ago
OP is a faggot and won't deliver anything good.
>>704888677
show me the boobs
also winrar
i have a hugh mungus to shove between your nuggets
you aint got to explain shit ive been robbin mutha fuckas since the slave ships with the same clip with the same .45 two point blank a mutha fucka sure to die
>>704887740
Abandon thread. OP is autistic
>>704888351
holy shit this op is a huge newfag, lets head out boys
>>704888444
atleast do this one faggot
>>704889200
Summerfag not newfag.
It's my money.
Honestly I think you're hot af, just send a pic of your tits.
>>704887740
I love you but we can't.
then block her... she's rly bad.
Tits please? Oh and yeah, ochinchin is not dead.
Honestly I think you're hot af, just send a pic of your tits.
>>704887988
Congratulations - dubs decides what I say next.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04c_1423469707
>>704889579
Lets cut to the chase. Show me your tits
i take nigger cock up my ass
>>704889579
I'm masturbating with shemales right now, gtfo bitch.
i want to see a big black cock ram your asshole, im a cuck faggot
>>704889579
>>704888677
THESE DUBS U DIPSHIT
>>704889579
are you honestly fucking retarded op? like no joke i just want to know.
fist my asshole
>>704889615
Fuck outta here
show tits pls bby
>>704889579
At least she's not a normie.
>>704889700
Winrar bois
My uncles idiot half brother tony was let out of his cage on Tuesday, then the headlines said "man kills autistic squirrel with fork and costco gold card membership"
>>704889579
show tits
>>704889579
send nudes please.
>>704889988
winrarrrrr
>>704889939
It doesn't even matter, thread will 404 before OP gets all of these gets.
im gunna come over to your place soon so we can fuck, cool?
>>704889700
dubs
>>704889988
Winrar you retarded OP
Send me nudes please
>>704889988
kek
>>704889988
deliver pls
>>704890055
Winrar
>>704889988
WINRAR! Good choice of words.
>>704889700
winrar
>>704890055
>>704889988
op, deliver.
Just send nudes and thats it
>>704887368
Rolling for this anon
May rng bless your soul
>>704887444
DING DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER
Dubs right after, too.>>704887455
well it doesnt matter if you like her because i do and she does things that you dont do, Like sending nudes.
>>704887740
What the actual FUCK, OP? YOU SENT THE WRONG REPLY lk 1231nr huyasorehg yrd
>>704887141
Its called projecting
>>704890419
Are you related to OP? If so, drop that.
>>704889579
SHOW ME YOUR TITS
I don't care about your flaws, you're perfect to me, sorry to say this so suddenly but I think I might be falling in love with you.
>>704890720
No, I'm not THAT autistic
>>704888351
ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER
HAHA OP WONT DELIVER!
>>704889988
win.rar
OP is too big of a pussy. Abandon Thread.
This is some 18 old fag who lurked for 2 weeks and then decided to make a thread...
>>704889988
win.rar
>>704890866
This
>>704890777
Congratulations, you are the 777th trips in the thread.
>Runner-ups
>>704890844
>>704890866
>>704890899
>Honorable mentions
>>704890776
>>704890777
nice trips
Welp. OP can't deliver because he's a normie
Let's get outta here
now id like to see some more of you baby
why does it take you so god damn fucking all day every hour long to upload screens m8????
>>704887740
Dunno if this is genius out just autism
>>704887740
Fokin bait devourers. Nice OP this faggot rolled for some retarded shit anyway
A 11/10 kek
i really really wanna see ur ass
>>704886430
show me ur tits u dumb bitch
harry aint never forgiven no1 lol u think u special u dumb niggeronie
Fuck niggers
schizophrenia is no joke. Harry appreciates jokes. Don't misjoke Harry.
>>704887740
You black asshole
let me see that ass of urs
>>704889700
OP is a faggot confirmed
what would it take to make you send me nudes?
make me hard
FUCKING FAGGOT OP DELIVER SOMETHING
ok m8 you're not delivering lol fucking bitch
Make me hard, send nudes
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.Every FUCKING day with these fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with your stupid fucking memes! You make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking chen posts, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME , PROCHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't y on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You, fucking chen, you make me sick and you're y I don't have your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.
>>704891533
W I N R A R
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Up the bum no babies.
>Make me hard, send nudes
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.
By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.
When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.
I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.
It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.
Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.
I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.
When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
you seem kinde sited about it. seems like it breads yr buttr or somethin. like yipee another barrage of underage doofuses i can gawk at. a new form of cringe compilation i can abuse my senses towards. just dull em down. get those freak-show endorphins pumpin so nothing else satisfies my attention span. wow more ppl i dont understand cant wait to get a load of em for a few hours strate. back the fuck up off it my man you know nothing about the intricacies of this forumboard
The OP knows his shit and won't fuck up what he's doing with this girl yet you poor faggots desperately hope to see some nigress tits. Kek
I'm looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (that's Japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (that's Japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (Korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i don't want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)
Nigel Thornberry felt his skin tingle with anticipation as he spread his pasty, cottage-cheese-textured buttocks as far as was possible, the outer skin of his anus tingling with faint pleasure-pain as the tension of his powerful hands stretched out every nerve ending at the entrance to his male pleasure cave. "Come to me, RX-78-kun" said Nigel as he felt sweat drip down his sagging pectorals onto the drooping mounds and crevices of fat that were his abdomen. "YES, NIGEL, I AM PROGRAMMED TO LOVE" said the RX-78 Gundam in a robotic voice. Nigel had been hit with the growth ray and found a mate in the newly-sentient war machine. The Gundam opened up its face compartment to reveal a metal tube drizzling engine oil into Nigel's gaping excretory orifice, now the width of a city bus thanks to Nigel's increase in size. The hot engine oil shot jolts of exotic new sensations through Nigel's spine as a beatific expression washed over his face. "I'm your sundae. Eat me." said Nigel. "YES NIGEL" said the Gundam. The Gundam's crotch hatch opened, at first only revealing darkness. But Nigel's eyes widened in both anticipation and fear as a massive hydraulic piston topped with a phallic endpiece emerged. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT BDSM STANDS FOR?" "Tell me, Gundam-kun" "IT STANDS FOR BIG DICK SEX MACHINE" said the Gundam as it edged its way past Nigel's twitching, puckering greased excretion gap. "Unnnnggghh, Gundam, take me to the center of unknown galaxies of pleasure and STUFF MY SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE" screamed Nigel. Meanwhile, in the Gundam's cockpit, Setsuna, who agreed to pay the Gundam for a front row seat, masturbated viciously. "I'm Gundam. I'm fucking NIGEL" screamed Setsuna as he rubbed himself raw and came onto the cold glow of the cockpit display. Nigel unleashed an Earth-shaking moan of desire as his erect monster member ejaculated boiling giant jizz onto nearby skyscrapers, melting all that it touched as onlookers fled in horror.
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
>>704891761
Fuck off and lurk more before creating a thread Faggot.
>>704891712
Roll
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
Tell me what you know
'Bout a motherfucker out the bottom
With a gold grill gleamin', make all these hoes problems
Stalker, creepin', out the fuckin' dungeon
Switchblade on 'em hit the guts like a pumpkin, dump 'em
30 rounds of the clip off rip
Too thick with the stick bet I won't miss
Lil' Slick real sick, don't talk shit
Whip, whip, like a brick scale on fish
$uicide, night time, no we don't fight crime, oh
It's the grey 5-9 with the real red eyes and we dying inside, oh
Bodies in fluoride let the rope untie just crucify me
Yung Christ wrists sliced couple hoes on ice singing R.I.P
>>704891985
Wrong, nigger
>>704892099
WINRAR
The fuck am I reading
OP is fucking out FAGGOT
Let's just fuck. Send me nudes and we can go from there
>>704891602
Rerollin.
>>704892294
Reroll
If I get dubs OP has to slit open his feminine penis on stream
mods should delete this thread
tbh I think you're really hott! If you send me some sexy pictures than so will I babe ;)
>>704892682
Re roll
>>704887368
rollin
I masturbate to pictures of midget IRA members.
this is fake
op has posted this cunt many times, hes talking to himself seeing as she has supposedly been insulted and annoyed countless times nobody in reality would ever speak to him again
Give me all of your nudes and I'll do a sweet back flip
