YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>704867092
lul that was a good thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
>>704867565
Screamed the stable boy gets me each and every fucking time
hi my name is
what
my name is who
my name is
chicka chicka
slim shady
>>704867092
is there a story to this or just a one off?
>>704868241
>>704868332
lost
>>704867092
I royally lost
>>704868332
Raged
You've got a pussy
I have a dick, ah
So, what's the problem?
Let's do it quick
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short so I can't wait
>>704868332
Ylyl you fag
>>704868135
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dEZ0hRlF4&index=21&list=PL_-pOV_x9LgAxeSJvllGH6rW2LAHmIcdC
>>704868603
but that was though
>>704868373
Why is this supposed to be funny
>>704868339
I lose to this every time....
>>704868542
Kys
>>704868747
It was sad
>>704867565
Lost
>pic related
>>704868932
LIFE IS SAD WE ALL DIE GET OVER IT
>>704868986
Maybe I'm not going to die?
>>704868932
tits or gtfo
>>704869063
thats not how this shit works
>>704867092
I dont get it
>>704869203
furfag accidently sent pic to mom
>>704867641
>Hi Charlie
wtf, snoopy doesnt talk and no one calls him Charlie
>>704869195
nigga i break the rules, i'll also break you
>>704867556
Ahh, I remember that movie. That wasn't even the only pedo joke in it and the other one was a rape joke as well.
That movie would not get made today, yet was a PG rated comedy back then.
Oh how the times have changed.
>>704868332
Thats not correct at all
>>704868937
>>704868858
'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot
>>704868332
and niggers wonder why we don't take them seriously. we call them "apes" and "monkeys" because they act like a bunch of savages with no concept of self control.
>>704867092
There are people that walk around like this.
>>704870049
i saw one in Greggs last sunday>
>>704868333
>jerking off to furry on my phone
>mom texts that dinner is ready
>save picture to finish later
>mom asks to text her my homework
>finish eating
>remember to text mom my homework
>click on most recent picture and sent
>forgot I saved the picture
>she received it but didn't respond
> I royally fucked up
>>704869848
Why did you delete that it was genuinly funny
>>704868796
Iceland had gay booty sex with Belgium
i love football now.
>>704870049
There was one at food lion over the summer while I worked there. A old couple thought it was funny and cute.
>>704870954
They should be euthanized.
>>704870049
i met one in high school.
she was an uptight cunt that couldn't go one day without trying to make herself be different from anyone.
fucking hipster furry. invader zim is a stupid show and your not special for liking it.
>>704871154
kitten du nuffin
kill me
>>704870954
Yeah, an old couple. They surely didn't understand that they do that to advertise to other furfags that they want some cock in the restroom.
>>704871270
ill kill you if you kill me
>>704871380
im fine either way, i've wanted to die for a while
>>704871270
Goddammit
>>704868731
What the fuck did I just watch.
>>704871336
Exactly. Why else would he be sticking his ass out... although some of them may be otherkins.
>>704867565
Fucking lost like never before
>>704867641
You know dogs genitals retract when they don't use them, right?
>>704871040
The nigger on the far right. You can tell he's going to get shot.
He can't even keep his hands up when he's trying to prove a point. Silly nigger
>>704868367
and he did!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd67mAz4dYY
1:32
STOP!
...
Hammer time!
Do-do-do-doot...do-doot...do-doot...duh duh duh do-do-do-doot...
>>704868689
>Arrest people for doing act A.
>Do act B after work.
>HYPOCRITE
>>704868373
Lost
>>704871903
Maybe snoopy saw some tits in the clouds. You don't know him.
>>704871620
same, but i can't do it yet not with my family still around
for now i just will sleep as its close to dying and i dont i have to deal with shit
Good luck bro
>>704871903
They also don't sleep on top of dog houses and walk on two legs. I'm 60% sure snoopy isn't even really a dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBx17Ct_ico
>>704872178
Both A and B are drug used. Except B in this case is alcohol, which is far more dangerous, deadly and a scourge on society than A.
I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
>>704868339
holy shit i just started crying of laughter on the train
>>704870396
Fucking hell there in the Uk now?
Bloody fur cunts.
>>704869967
yes, i as well believe that the actions of one man set a standard upon which i can judge all other men that share the same color of skin. My life is made easier by my ability to blame large collectives of people for the actions of one man. I enjoy assuming that all blacks will act exactly like that one black i saw that one time. I think morality and agency are some how affected by skin color. Isn't racism great?
>>704867092
>>704867472
>>704868333
>>704868469
>>704869203
>tfw a piece of your OC starts a YLYL thread
you guys probably aren't going to believe me but I made that thread. The message wasn't real. I took a screenshot of a imessage, sent the screenshot of the furry to myself then cropped out the picture of the chat with my mom and replaced it with the bottom half of the one I sent to myself.
it sounds more complicated than it actually took and yes I did have the picture but I wasn't jerking off to it. I do look at furry porn but I just saved the most random funny one I could find in a thread on here and used it for the joke.
again, nobody has to believe me I'm just pretty satisfied the thread was successful and people thought it was funny. I don't think this is something somebody would proudly proclaim though.
>>704872511
Well fought beaver
>>704872359
One is illegal
One is legal
>>704870049
Oh gawd I was in class with a guy like this, looked almost exactly like you'd expect.
>>704868039
bruh you gotta prepare me for this comedy gold
>>704872511
Well fought beaver
>>704872692
How much of a newfag can you possibly be? I've only been here a couple of years (and not frequently and with months long breaks a few times) and I've started a least a dozen or more bump limit threads (which this isn't even yet) using OC.
>>704869157
Top kek
>>704872167
BY THE POWER OF MJOLNIR I WILL SMITE THEE!
>>704872275
Explain yourself
>>704872511
Well fought beaver
>>704872791
That's the point.
>>704872359
Haha, stoners man. I'm waiting for you to start talking about how it's all natural because it comes from a plant.
>>704872791
Regardless the pic is fucking retarded nothing implies he spent all day trying to arrest pot heads and in my experience cops generally don't give a shit about weed and think its a waste of time to go after
>>704867641
Literally nothing about this is right. It looks like an underage furfag drew it.
>>704867489
haven't seen this in a while
>>704872951
no, you misunderstood. I'm not OP. I didn't make this thread. whoever made this thread used my OC from a different thread as the starting pic.
>>704867437
This is retarded, they wouldn't be using sirens
And it doesn't matter if you delete it, they only raid the homes of people they already KNOW committed felonies. As soon as they show up, you are fucked
>>704873053
It doesn't come from a plant it is a fucking plant and alcohol is so much healthier for you right?
>>704872999
He can understand English perfectly. Just the little things that makes him less dog and more human.
>>704869157
Kek,lost
>>704873049
See? This guy gets it. ->>>704873092
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704872692
Kys
>>704873201
right, they wouldnt use the sirens unless it was an emergency, like if you had grabbed a kid or something. and no magnet is gonna help you get out of that. however, if you didnt understand the joke youre both autistic and retarded
>>704873198
Oh yeah, I've had that feel too. Pic not related.
>>704868689
Is it hypocritical because one act is illegal and one isn't? Hm
>>704873501
>funny cause of black guy in stands. read caption
>>704867992
kek
>>704872359
The law is the law, until it is changed. It's called "Life". You don't like it, go cry/beat off into your mattress.
>>704869157
and lost
>>704872511
Well fought beaver
>>704868039
benedict cucumberbatch?
>>704873201
It's a just a joke so hang yourself
>>704872359
It's not hypocrisy on his part though. You could say the law differentiating them is hypocritical but that doesn't make a law abiding citizen a hypocrite because he doesn't do a certain drug.
You fucking stoner go vote.
>>704868410
bullets dont work in space
>tfw no doe to roll in the crisp leaves of autumn with.
>>704873487
I mean I jerk off to furries and I also forged a fake conversation with my mom about one.
I think with the recent update to IOS you can't as easily accidently send images but at the time it was pretty fucking easy to send pictures by accident. thats why I didn't save porn to my phone.
>>704872167
for those who haven't seen this you can hear the actual cracks of his skull in the audio
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704873641
You ruined it for me. It was mildly funny when you first posted it but now it isn't.
>>704873792
The law doesn't determine what is right and what is wrong, just what is illegal and what is not.
Reminds me of something bill burr said regarding gold digging whores suing for alimony and saying it's O.K. because "it's the law."
>100 years ago I could have beaten you with a fucking mop handle, but that doesn't make it right!
>>704872167
Takes his wallet like it was a reflex
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704874111
trips speak the truth
>>704873970
top fucking kek, lost so hard
>>704873986
that's actually cool
>>704872359
What does the law say about the other? Does the policeman have the power to change the law he must enforce?
>>704868373
Always knew Iceland was a top.
>>704874111
>100 years ago, you'd be too busy trying to fucking survive instead of complaining about the actions of the government
>Be lucky you live here today, because 80 percent of the faggots on this board, with the exception of /k/, wouldn't survive the winter.
>>704873967
work
>>704868689
Fuck off, Marley.
>>704874111
True, but it's still legal
>>704874327
to be there when it was unfolding was an honor
lungs hurt for a while after.
>>704872359
this nigga must be trolling
>>704874365
Who enforces him to enforce bad laws? The police's police? Are they invisible? Because I've never seen them.
They let you cracker ass motherfuckers off all the time for violations and even admit to it. When that Jonathon Frost shit went down even many cops were coming out and saying that the cop should had just let him go. Oh, what a surprise, they were all white.
>>704868373
oh god my sides
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704868930
Good fucking hell. I like that anon and his classmates.
>>704873967
Depends of gun, but they do, fucking nigger
>>704872167
Did he died?
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704873967
Fucking retard
>>704868410
Nice, space would act like a silencer. No one would hear a thing!
>>704873874
Captcha: click all squares with street signs
All the signs are on the back of a transport truck!
What do!?
>>704870049
A /b/ro of mine lost his to a furry without knowing
>>704873731
you fucking with me bitch because i swear to god if you fucking with me
>>704871380
top fucking album my dude
>>704871154
KLM
>>704873171
well it works that way now
>>704874674
Of course not. Jeez, it's just a hammer! My dick gets as hard as a hammer and I smack women in the face with it all the time.
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704870876
That gets me every time.
>>704875018
lost
>>704868373
fukken saved
>>704871818
>jewish watermelon
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>704870049
The group of retarded kids at my old school wore these but they where yellow and black
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704868224
What're you, fucking gay?
>>704873967
Thats what the jews want you to believe
>>704872692
NOBODY CARES
>>704868373
oh my god i'm dying
>>704874935
everyone knows you cant fuck a bitch in the pooper if she ant got no legs
>>704873967
yes they do moron
lurn kung
>>704868689
pro tip cops dont give a fuck about weed pot if you keep that shit in your house.
>>704873216
If I added 184 to the last 3 digits that'd be a 420 get man. How sick would that be? I'm gonna inject so much weed tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=funX1EoWipQ
>drugs are the bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPQ2Afery4
>>704875434
so why reply
>>704872511
WELL FOUGHT BEAVER
>>704874094
Agreed
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704873970
Fuck off with that forced shit
>>704874559
and you should be ashamed of your newfaggotry.
Baby's first epic bread, huh?
>>704875540
is this anthony fantano
>>704874459
100 years ago people survived easily as shit. Did you fail history?
>>704876073
not really matey, just a good laugh.
Next time your uncle beats you don't come on here and spoil the fun.
>>704874459
/k/ here, half of us wouldn't survive either.a lot of us are basement dwellers like you, but with guns. the people who would survive are /out/, /an/ and /diy/.
>>704874482
>>704874672
>>704874717
>>704875354
>>704875505
The blackpowder in the bullet actually needs oxygen in order to burn, doesn't it?
>>704874635
>Jonathon Frost
It was Deven Guilford. Frost was the bully cop who was spending all night just trying to start shit with people.
Pulled three people over that night (not including Guillford) for "flashing their brights" at him and you can tell by how much of a dick he is in the video that he was doing it just to be a fucking asshole to people.
If I provoked someone to attack me like that cop did and then had to shoot them, I'd go to fucking prison, which is where that piece of shit cop belongs.
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704874635
>>704876295
This is on the verge of not longer being a YLYL thread. Good thing it's closing in on the bump limit.
>>704868339
Fucking lost
>>704872511
Well fought, beaver
>>704868295
You couldn't just save the image? You really had to screenshot that?
>>704875605
I got an angry boner
screw gravity
>>704876255
Haven't you ever fired a gun in space?
>>704872688
shut up you fucking cuck
>>704872511
WELL FOUGHT BEAVER
>>704875311
Wtf? It's not like this is an anime fan site...
You know what, sure I am.
>>704874666
lol i know satan , say hello to hittler from me
>>704876737
love that guy
>>704876737
weird how they always quote the funniest bits in these kinds of things
>>704871657
>otherkins
you mis-spelled retarded faggot.
>>704870049
I would fuck that ass.
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704875605
Also source plz
>>704874635
>The police's police? Are they invisible? Because I've never seen them.
The other police. If they find out that a cop didn't bust some stoners, he'd lose his job or at least get suspended or something.
I don't even know why I replied.
>>704872511
Well fought beaver
>>704872688
That comment made sense, you don't belong here.
>>704872688
>one man
kek
deny the obvious
>>704872359
...change laws through democratic process if you want to - but the simple fact is, one is legal and one is not. If you can't handle living in a nation of laws, go join peaceful protesters looting stores and trying to kill Police.
>>704876255
Blackpowder already contains the oxidizer. Way more than there's oxygen in the air. In fact, if not for it, it would just slowly burn, not explode. Since guns work underwater, they work in space too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69S0-W4VCxg
>>704875683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
>>704876691
Dafuq?
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704872511
well fought beaver
>>704877277
fucking lost, also, check 'em
>>704875605
Diamonds
>>704872511
Well fought Beaver
>>704877997
Thems still gots to them.
>>704875788
lost m8
>>704878190
Who is this guy?
This thread is reaching the bump limit. Is time to jerk off. Nothing better after a laugh then a good jerk off.
>>704874963
Fucking killed me.
Good Job.
