*boop*
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
*boop*
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>>704833766
Sup butt?
>>704834569
Just got back home, schoolweek ended quite short. Teachers are gone tomorrow and on friday so there's not really a reason to stay there. You?
>>704834849
Ahh days off, that's one of the things I miss the most about school. I myself am up to nothing really, wanted someone to talk to so here I am
>>704835184
I wanted to waste time so here I am.
>>704835401
I can waste your time all right
hi katia
>>704835554
This place in general works pretty well for wasting time.
thought having all my furry porn on SD card was smart, but as it fell between the cracks on a staircase i kinda understood that usb could be better. post some hot good starter-pack for me?
try to avoid the cliché ones and i'll be super happy :3
>>704836029
Agreed
Also, here's your exchange boop. *boop*
>>704836376
Not so sure about that starte-pack, but this thread will probably be posted full of images, gfur, avatars and cats. There may also be a few badgers, depending.
>>704836443
I have been booped.
>>704836562
yeah what i ment was that i was hoping to have some of the best stuff you guys know posted so i get my new folder started up with some hot and maybe even never or unseen stuff
should I post furry porn
>>704836562
The butt has been booped
By butt I mean you, not your butt... Depending on how you want to look at it
NOT THAT I HAVE ANY
>>704837645
Nice arse on that top
>>704836670
Right, well you're not gonna see anything new from me as I have gathered only a single gfur folder for the sole purpose of posting.
>>704836694
you should post whatever you want to post, bby
>>704836704
I do enjoy boops, regardless of where I am booped.
>>704836706
>>704836706
>>704836706
>>704838153
Good to know!
>>704838153
Multiboops?
>>704838153
well what you have posted so far is great
>>704835618
whodat
>>704838294
innit
>>704838331
boops are love.
>>704838332
Ok, good, I guess.
>>704838646
me irl
You don't have green hair though.
testosterone
>>704838670
tfw want to talk but don't know what to talk about
>>704839070
tfwiktf
>>704838896
you irl
>>704839104
Sorry?
>>704839190
the feel when I know that feel
>>704839305
take my d
>>704839305
Cat ladies
>>704839396
I will appreciate that filename for a bit instead.
>>704839438
omg where
>>704839549
Right in this thread
>>704839744
By the gods...
>>704839868
Yes... It was us. All along.
>>704839868
>>704839967
My mind cannot comprehend this unexpected turn of events.
>>704840052
yes
YES
hi how u
where my sluts at?
>>704840122
Tired.
>>704840233
aww, need a gentle dicking?
>>704840390
If you live near the wets part of Iowa sure.
>>704840181
Here... I think?
>>704840122
M-MEOW!
>>704840233
I am tired too.
>>704840452
>idaho
>>704840543
Sleep.
>>704840615
Damn.
>>704840538
oh my...
B-but you're not katten!
>>704840652
I'm not about to. If you are though, then goodnight.
>>704840727
Ohright, I forget sometimes
Beep!
>>704840727
Just woke up.
Work in like a hour or 2.
>>704840802
Boop
>>704840847
ew work
does bring in money though
>>704840918
Right, that works too!
someone fixed my empathy without my permission and I'm upset
>>704840918
Yeah, I'm looking at around 500 this week.
>>704841002
You, with empathy?
You must be an imposter Subby.
What's worse is that someone wasn't me.
>>704841026
That's pretty damn nice.
>>704840682
such is life cutie pie
It's probably a vicious lie.
>>704841091
I used to have a lot of it. You weren't around at that time. Then I broke it. Or killed it, depending on your perspective.
>>704841099
I'm fairly certain you weren't responsible, no.
>>704841099
I want to call in today though.
But I doubt I will.
>>704841228
Did you leave for a while and this has helped you regain empathy?
>>704841091
>>704841181
Where the fuck do you keep your gun
>>704841228
I am deeply offended.
>>704841245
You should go get that money.
>>704841455
*rapes*
>>704841455
I'm sitting down now. I also have a pen and paper if you need
>>704841454
I am offended too. y u ignore me :c (jk for the record)
I always see these threads, but don't know what to say ;-;
>>704841606
Why would you do such a horrid thing to an innocent rabbit?
>>704841614
Gimme.
>>704841796
I'm kind of in the same boat lately.
>>704841817
because the booty is too dank
>>704841784
oh soz, got too excited when I saw julian.
>>704841859
Usually not when it comes to snappy backtalk though.
>>704841941
cummies :)
>>704841941
Just like me when talking to Katten
So where were we... Oh right, boops are nice too!
>>704841930
You are quite correct about my booty.
>>704841941
Well, that is my job, my raison d'être.
>>704842151
post the booty for all to see! share the booty!
>>704841817
Go for it
Who is Bananders, anyway? I assume there's a name change or something going on.
>>704842219
Nah, my booty doesn't get posted here.
Not recently, anyway.
>>704842246
An interesting choice of paper!
>>704842360
Am I really this freaking new around here? Does this place never get new people?
>>704842360
Thanks. It was the closest thing I had on hand.
Get writing, Bunny
>>704842360
is this your booty?
>>704842466
Sure, it gets new people. They just don't all get names and stay around.
>>704842481
>
It got automatically censored by the Internets.
>>704842489
Uhh, nope.
>>704842666
is this your booty?
>>704842666
Ahwell, I got reason to stick around here. It's given me one of the best friends I've ever had (who is Katten, btw)
>>704842859
Nah, my booty is better than that.
>>704842961
Belated welcome and stuff, then.
>>704841288
no, it has nothing to do with this place
>>704841454
sorry dude
>>704843041
Thanks!
>>704843041
so this is your booty?
>>704843057
That's probably for the best.
>>704843143
Nope!
How big is your booty folder?
>>704842083
: ^)
Yes, boops are excellent, in fact.
>>704842151
I've missed it.
>>704842360
He's quite a new guy. Be nice, or not, whichever you're inclined to.
>>704842489
He's kinda cute.
>>704842859
Flat™
>>704843057
Well, you're impossible to stay mad at.
my booty folder could use augmenting, how about yours?
>>704843197
actually the whole empathy issue was only dimly related to 4chan in general
but I want it dead again anyway
>>704843259
I know, I find it difficult too
>>704843259
Think I slightly more prefer boopies though, cause it rhymes with booties... I think?
>>704843386
You find something difficult? Surely you jest.
>>704843425
Hmm... Sounds like a cheap spin-off of the original product.
>>704843259
Aw, thanks. Yeah, I just haven't had much interest in posting here in recent months. I need to find new places to post again, I'm getting bored of the place I've been at recently.
I can be nice. I think.
>>704843344
I'm quite happy with the size of my booty folder.
And I'm not into bears.
>>704843386
Why's that?
>>704843521
Fuuck, that came off wrong
>>704843521
Well yeah, it's very hard for me to be negative about myself. There's just so many things to love.
>>704843537
I killed it to begin with because the overexpansive nature of it meant I could never be satisfied with helping people or charitable work, there always had to be more to save. It turned into a sort of cycle of constant depression where I had an unerring urge to save the world (figuratively) juxtaposed with the morose knowledge that to do so was not just impossible for one man, but is impossible in the grand scheme of things regardless. It was depressing.
work called me in from 3-7pm to 11:30-7
>>704843537
post butt
>>704843729
tfw I have to keep interrupting my shitposting with actual work
>>704843722
There's no middle ground with your empathy, then?
>>704843795
Nah.
>>704843856
I wish I was comfy
it is fucking freezing here.
>>704843856
Awful.
>>704843886
yis. buttpost
>>704843537
And what place might that be?
Nice.
>>704843601
Then what were you going for?
>>704843722
Like your towering stature?
>>704843933
Where can I get one?
>>704843886
No, because the middle ground is irrational. If I care about any suffering, it stands to reason that I must care about all of it. It's philosophically overwhelming.
Also I used to cry when I heard about terrible things happening to people and that happened to me again last night.
>>704843914
This batty old woman will not stop asking me stupid questions I answered LITERALLY LAST SEMESTER SEVEN TIMES ALREADY.
>>704843933
I'm very annoyed.
>>704844074
My height is perfect. Being shorter than most white men is great since that's what I'm attracted to but standing above women and most shitskins is optimal.
>>704843983
Why would I want to post my butt here for all people to see?
>>704844074
It was an 8 chan board, but it was turning into a place where everyone was pairing off into relationships and stuff, kinda depressing when you're alone.
>>704844146
I dunno, it's not mine.
>>704844206
It's also unreasonable to feel that you have the ability to fix all the suffering. That's why you set limits and have a middle ground.
You do what you can to help and that's as much as you can reasonably be expected to do.
>>704844227
to show off your butt. why even have one if you don't share it?
>>704844074
That which is a synonym to that which stupidly enough sounds like something that should not be related to the subject at all: Butts
>>704844206
she will understand after the 12th answer.
my mom does the same when she has the wrong answer already in her mind.
My cat won't let me shitpost in peace.
>>704844206
Of course, it's you, after all.
>>704844227
aneki?
>>704844362
Butts, yes.
>>704844335
But it doesn't matter. The suffering I'm capable of resolving is irrelevant compared to the infinity of replicated suffering that perpetuates regardless of my actions. It's a truly existential despair.
>>704844396
No, she absolutely will not. This woman is a magnificent level of dense.
>>704844439
Take your cat for a walk.
>>704844439
Butts, yesssss
>>704844352
Because sharing with a select lucky few is a thing?
>>704844439
No, I gave up on that at the end of last year, this was a different board.
>>704844496
Then you convince others to also take up the struggle. World poverty isn't going to be fixed by one person, right?
>>704844588
We're all friends here. Pretty pleease?
>nfl lowest ratings since 2009
>>704844439
just spray your cat with water
>>704844588
You don't understand the depth and range of my perspective. World poverty as a concept is a drop in the bucket next to the infinity of agony that exists. Schopenhauer didn't even adequately comprehend the maleficence that is existence.
>>704844687
>We're all friends here
No I kinda want you to kill yourself.
>>704844735
Thanks. I feel a lot better.
>>704844687
I don't even know who you are.
>>704844735
It was merely an example of a wide ranging problem in the world.
>>704844588
we need to inspect your booty for medical reasons.
>>704845016
You seem rather desperate to see my booty.
this batty old bitch just asked me how to rename a file, I showed her how to do it, and then she did it a different way in front of my eyes
she didn't even fucking need me there
holy jesus
>>704844848
glad to help
>>704844860
Right, and the fact that you're thinking in those terms is evidence of the narrowband nature of your perspective.
>>704845141
that is actually kind of hilarious.
>>704845108
Just post it and we stop asking. Willing to listen to reason?
>>704845203
it'd be funny if I hadn't done this fucking song and dance with her a hundred thousand times over the last semester
>>704844496
She can go out when she wants, alone.
>>704844577
yes
>>704844588
Ah, ok.
>>704844706
No, why would I?
>>704845141
Considering I have no compulsion to fix all of the world's ills, I think this serves me well.
>>704845229
>we
I thought it was just one person.
>>704845203
Anyone know the artist? google and the small scribble give me nothing.
>>704845401
take her out anyway
maybe for a run
she could use the exercise
>>704845444
Because you don't have the philosopher's dilemma of hyperrational empathy, yes.
>>704845516
cider.
>>704845444
Checked. There's at least two, myself included.
>>704845516
http://ciderward.tumblr.com/
he deletes his shit regularly, I've been saving it for a few years tho
>>704845401
Well I'll go get something to eat, don't have too fun without me
>>704845444
no
>>704845563
>>704845648
Many thanks
>>704845526
Which is totally fine by me.
>>704845601
>>704845791
Neither of you is getting my butt.
I'm not even playing hard to get, I'm just not posting it.
And now she's invented a problem that objectively does not exist, and accidentally printed like 300 pages of documents at the same time. I want to put her in a fucking home
>>704845881
Suit yourself
>>704846145
I shall.
>>704840615
>>704840452
Lol, flyover state plebs enjoy chronic mediocrity, if u don't live in NYC, London or LA kys
>>704846672
>londonistan
>chinkhattan
>los angeles, amigo!
Fuck off and suck the cream cheese out of my dick.
t. philly
>>704846834
Your dick produces cream cheese? You might want to see a doctor about that.
>>704846672
London reporting.
>>704846917
>what is philadelphia cream cheese
it's a joke
also man I wish
>>704846954
Max lives in NYC tho
>>704846994
Yeah, it'd be pretty neat.
>>704847026
He's a jetsetting bunny.
>>704846834
I left Toronto for NYC, gooks here r few and far between comparatively, London and LA yes r slowly being ruined by ragheads and wetbacks respectively I'll concede but still some hope
>>704845526
That she could, but she's stubborn like Russian matuska. It would be impossible to force her to move.
>>704845681
k
>>704847104
I'd just walk around with bagels and get blowjobs.
>>704847218
NYC isn't full of chinks as such, it's more that they own all the fucking property. As well as rich arabs. I'm not sure where you live in the city but there's a reason everything's expensive and it's not natural inflation.
Philly still GOAT.
>>704847460
then carry her outside and raise her above your head, then run around the block screaming
>>704847480
You'd either be a medical marvel or you'd stink.
Aaand there's the same question again.
>>704847604
there's worse things in this world than smelling like cream cheese all the time
>>704847540
Nah.
>>704847789
clearly you hate fun
>>704847860
I don't want to get sick again.
>>704847480
Philly is full of nigs tho like Baltimore and has similar rates of urban exodus, I live in midtown east by Central Park and own my place so all the foreign buyers just drive up the value of my place, but I definitely see how renters get fucked
i wish i was pregnant
>>704847975
why would you get sick?
>>704847993
it's getting gentrified and philly is de facto super segregated. It's kind of the most happening city in the us, tbh.
>>704848836
that's weird
>>704848836
I sometimes wish certain people were pregnant with xenomorphs.
>>704848921
Because I'm still recovering from a sickness I had last week and running around screaming outside won't do my throat very much good.
>>704848921
it would be the perfect life
you'd have sex, and not have to do anything because you have a baby tying you down
>>704848836
How do you manage to become more baffling with every thread?
>>704849081
then don't scream
just pull the cat's tail as you run and she'll scream for you
>>704849153
so you don't want to be pregnant, you just want to be an extremely lazy bottom
>>704849157
imagination
>>704849254
where do i sign up?
>>704849161
I don't think she would like that.
pixely gote
>>704849328
I don't think there's a guild for lazy homosexuals.
>>704849390
Irrelevant.
>>704849433
start one
and then i'll join it.
>>704849495
Can't be done. I'm lazy, you see.
>>704849433
When cats are involved, what they like or don't like is extremely relevant.
>>704849328
Imagine what else you could accomplish with that.
>>704849591
You're human and as such many sizes larger than your cat. You can exert your will all over the damn thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fGoOEGojY0
>>704849587
but you gotta
>>704849646
it's helping me in everything i do
>>704849810
We need an incredible mind like that at the institute.
the man in the wheelchair who just came in smells like actual, literal shit
god dammit
>>704849810
YOU want this
>>704849985
i don't work for free
>>704850043
when was the last time you did something for me
>>704849652
I have no desire to, not for such an obscure purpose and a meaningless endeavour.
>>704850178
I could ask you the same question
>>704850207
but it'll be fun, why do you hate fun?
>>704849985
You're not a synth, are you?
>>704850178
Of course. I'm sure a few senior researchers can be dropped to accommodate your fee.
>>704850407
Wrong institute; we don't do robots.
>>704850324
It's not what I consider fun. Fun is what's happening next weekend.
>>704850637
that's gay sex isn't it
