/b/ritney spears generals
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/b/ritney spears generals
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>>704834322
Sure
Who else /b/ritneyarmy?
>>704834888
>>704835037
There we go, hop in people
>>704834584
Best pic of her there ever will be.
Or maybe the Rolling Stone cover I guess.
>>704835155
Yeah there's something magical about the cover
Keep em coming lads
keep me cumming lads
>>704833486
Need Britney Spears' Genitals!!
>>704835516
No problem
Britney fap party?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2007 fags get out
pre-meltdown only
>>704834663
This was the first photo I ever nutted to. I'd already been fucking an old pillow for a couple of years, but this got me into using images to help out. Damn you, Britney!
>>704835974
>>704836144
REEEEE PROTECT ME CUTENEY
>>704835974
Hidden panty melt detected.
>you will never be madonna
What a fucking Christmas Cake. She was a goddess until she reached her mid-20s (granny age), then got knocked up by white trash.
I wish she'd killed herself.
>>704836764
Good.
>>704836822
Yep
>>704836822
>>704836822
She's always looked older than she actually is, wich was no problem when she was 16 or 18, but later...
>>704836999
You just had to post this faggot huh
Also check em
>>704837087
>>704837361
precum
>>704837409
We need browney back
I went to the Onyx Hotel Tour in 2004 and it was honestly the hottest shit I have ever witnessed
She is in a league of her own from 1999-2000whatever. One of the hottest females ever
>>704837488
The videos of that tour had me fapping.
>>704837488
muh dick
She had some bad years in there, but I still consider britney one of the most fappable pop stars ever.
>>704838092
I'd fuck her just to make my childhood dreams come true.
Sweaty shiny Britney
Still makes me diamonds
she is disgusting, i rather fuck this bitch
>>704837758
>>704837908
It was fucking great, I went with 2 girls (I was in the friend zone, had no problem with it) and I swear I nutted without any stimulation, I was just watching the show. Too bad that fucking faggot cross dressing clown came up every two songs to ruin muh dick
>>704838349
IF you are gonna post that whore atleast post her respectable era
>>704838349
>>704837743
That she was, anon. She was the back bone to TRL. Funny how once her type of teen pop music started dying off so did the show TRL on Mtv.
I remember her Pepsi ads. Everything magazine stand was full of covers which had her face on them. I visited this poor little village in Italy in 2000 and even in the poorest and smallest sections of that village people knew who Britney Spears was. Even an old 89 year old woman who lived alone that I met there knew who she was.
Now a days celebs are big but only within their own little demographic of fans. Britney was like Michael Jackson
and Madonna in the sense that everyone around the world knew her, and this was before the internet took off with sharing sites like facebook, Youtube and twitter were even a thing. Those sites now help people rise to fame, but Britney did it the way a true star does it.
How was this lolita shit even accepted back then?
>>704838536
Stop posting images that contribute nothing
>>704838349
I kinda like her pre 2003 before she got all Dirrrrrrty tho.
>>704837651
I fapped to this one about 400,000 times. FELT GOOD MAN. However, I can't stand to look at her Fred Flintstone feet.
>>704838355
Ha, I know what you are talking about. That body was top form in that show.
>>704838238
man I wish that some of her early videos like Oop's were available in HD. I'd pick up a best of her music videos on blu ray day one just like I did when they were released on dvd.
>>704837488
She looks like Halle Berry. No one wants nigger Britney. We want young white Britney.
Fuck off you normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704838355
I kinda wanna go to her show just to masturbate in front of her.
>>704838565
She's a pop royalty for that reason
The last thing you say is very true, there isn't a single BIG pop star anymore. Also has anyone noticed that a lot of the latest pop hits don't sound like pop at all, more like a mix of EDM and some other vague genre's that weren't as popular before e.g. Beach house
>>704838731
You see The Onyx Hotel tour was when she started going down hill. This is when she broke up with Justin Timberlake, stated dating Bad Boys like Kevin Federline, started getting a little plump, and started acting out in her personal life.
>>704838913
Forgot pic. She still looked good there tho.
>>704838841
I'm in vegas. I've been considering for this very reason.
All these years and still no titty pixs.
>>704838913
She had already broken up with Justin Timberlake, and already had that 55 hour marriage, she even made jokes about it on stage and said that ''She might marry some cute boys out of the crowd''
>>704838786
Honestly just stop
I pumped my dick to Britney Spears so much during puberty, there must have been gallons of sperm wasted watching her videos pepsi Comercials, live concert footage, and vma performances. I own her music video dvd for the sole purpose of masterbation. Back in the late 90's this eoman oozed sex. I love threds like these.
>>704835222
Checked with my cawk
>>704839189
I definitely wouldn't say no.
>>704839064
Do it.
>>704839223
We all did!
>>704836822
I wish she had never had children. Giving birth really fucked up her figure. Her hips grew bigger from giving birth, and now matter how much weight she loses now she can't seem to get back her hour glass figure. Even when shes in shape now she looks like a frige.
She now wears costumes with painted on curves to help accent or give the illusion that she has an hour glass figure, but sadly giving birth to two children forever wrecked her fine ass body.
Notice how this yellow costume tries to help give off the illusion that she has cruves.
Not saying she looks bad. She just can't seem to get back the pre birth body.
>>704839223
I'm pumping right now
>>704839223
Same here mate, love her flexibility especially her high kicks!
>>704839318
Things just keep getting better
>>704839259
/b/ritney's magic is upon this board
>>704839064
Make us proud my man
>>704838731
that thigh jiggle.. fucking diamonds
id pay alot of money to do disgusting things to 90's brit. i still however cannot stand her music, its pure garbage.
>>704839502
I beat my dick raw to this picture years ago. Damn.
>>704839436
i wish more popstars wore this stuff. instant diamonds
Official Godney wank anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usmmFsZoh4A
>>704839601
>id pay alot of money to do disgusting things to 90's brit.
We all would anon. I actually like her music tho. My test in music as always been odd in comparison to what others like. I like late 90s teen pop old 50s music and Disney soundtrak music. Fucked up in the eyes of many I know. It helped lose weight.
>>704839847
we fap thread now?
Almost 20 years later and she's still on my fap rotation. Yes,even her newest video.
>>704839847
Guy that went to her Onyx Tour,
She wore a robe when the song started and then undressed wearing only the diamonds seen here >>704839436
A lot of people left the stadium that day
>>704839969
Just anything Britney
>>704839602
I still actually have that magazine. She said in an E! interview that her boobs are not that big, and that they shopped it to make her bust look bigger.
>>704839986
You too?
>>704840088
Link if anyone's interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0jKNWo4gfY
>>704840088
>her Onyx Tour,
I only went to her Dream with in a Dream tour.
Cost me a $100 back then which was 2001, and they were nose bleed seats.
>>704840088
I meant Britney fap. I could go for a good stroke about now
>>704840254
Hell yes. I didn't know there were others lol
>>704835974
fuck you buddy
young britney is just another generic 90s models
old britney is a THICC milf
>>704840412
How was that tour? I've heard many say it's her best, was it as sexy as the Onyx one?
>>704840544
She's not a generic 90s model,
she has something in her eyes
Models look like lifeless robots
>>704840484
Way ahead of you.
>>704839318
>250x354
You should really replace that file with a higher res version one of these days.
Tell me whyyyyyyyyy did she have to have kids
>>704840671
Shes was younger, and in better shape. She also didn't have to get as graphic in her numbers to be sexy. She was sexy because she was young and hot and not because she was simulating sex acts the way she was in the Onyx Hotel tour.
As much as I love jailbait sluts these days....man what literal perfection. Saving so many photos
What's your favorite video of her guys?
Mine has to be Stronger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWtLf4-WWs
>>704841238
Slave or Toxic
It says something that I can almost sing "lucky" in its entirety
>>704835153
>>704835153
Fun Fact: She actually had a broken leg during this photo shoot and worked all day threw the pain. She was a real trooper.
/b/ is the only board where people do not get triggered when you post her
Try spreading her on /r9k/ or /mu/ and laugh
>>704841238
by far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU
>>704841432
Agreed with toxic.
Be back in 20mins. Hope to see this thread still up when I get back, but if not it was nice posting with you lads, and I hope to see more old school Britney threads in the future.
stroking for brit
>>704841420
i regular /mu/ for the /metal/ threads, but honestly /mu/ is the worst fucking board, they bitch whenever you post something that inst king crimson or the latest kanye or radiohead album. for a board dedicated to music, they seem to have a shit taste
All of you should watch her ABC special
Literally everyone here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxo_87Tfkt0
>>704841623
I have to go for a while aswell but don't worry
this is just the /b/eginning
>>704834761
>>704833486
No. Just... No
>>704841955
is there more to this set? my fav so far.
>>704842055
Clearly yes
>>704833486
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
>>704842222
>Clearly yes
Er... No
>>704842222
>>704842317
quads of truth bro. cant deny it.
>>704835905
Ugly snatch.
>>704842435
NO. She's overrated...
>>704842569
tits n toes
>>704842569
...what happened
>>704842509
Virgin detected
>>704842569
>>704833486
She has not been hot for like 15 years.
>>704842785
She's never been hot, bro. Don't get the appeal...
>>704843049
Please just stop...
>>704843125
dump commencing.
When younger B S was the sexiest thing ever.
Nowadays B S is = just bullshit.
>>704843503
fap commencing
>>704843503
NO. JUST STOP... SHE'S OVERRATED AND NOT THAT HOT...
>>704843670
No. Just... Just no...
Made this the other day for 'Make Me...' as a si gle cover
>>704842509
You wouldn't turn it down.
Can all the faggots and 12 year olds get the fuck out of the thread if you don't like her. Seriously nobody could give a fuck less.
Suprised nobody has posted this set yet
>>704843877
holy shit...
>>704833486
time, time, time, see what's become of me...
>>704840544
Pre Britney is literally the biggest pop Idol based on sexuality
There is nobody close... Comparing her to anyone else is wrong, especially "90s models", whatever the fuck that is
Folder is getting so large I need subcategories
>>704838238
I downloaded this video less than a month ago and if it was a VHS tape, it would already be worn out and unplayable
Her eyes man
/b/ritney has literally converted me to loving brown eyed girls
>>704838349
she is hot too but in her early videos
sexy hot blonde fuck my dick bitch CUM IN YOUR EAR
>>704843838
>1024x768
>Britney Spears thread
And to think, after all of three years I almost gave up on you fags. Making me proud.
>>704844307
Sorry :(
>you will never get on a /hr/ level of detail
>>704844413
Don't worry, this is just the first battle won
>>704843838
>Can all the faggots and 12 year olds get the fuck out of the thread
You are going to have to be more specific about which faggots you are talking about, anon.
>>704841238
forgot how great this was
>>704844193
she has the perfect eyes. the shape, size, colour, and the slight asymmetry, so perfect.
>>704843935
>1920x1170
Why would I post a cropped low res version of it tho.
>>704844652
I miss her cute bulbous nose though, at the surgery she was probably like:
Surgeon: Whattyouwant fam
Britney: Just cut my shit up
>>704844695
One more for the road. Be back in a few.
>>704833486
People still like her?
>>704844884
diamonds
>>704844413
>three
Meant *these.
Three years not worth making a post
>>704844751
>>704844788
I think we have some rares on our hand guys.
>>704844923
Are you legally blind?
>>704844751
>>704844788
Muh nigga. Used to love her on MMC
>>704843877
*unzips dick*
>>704845051
>FBI
BACK OFF GUYS BACK OFF RETREAT RETREAT ALARM ALARM
>>704844846
>image search
>only get tons of avril lavigne pics
what up google get real dude
PLEASE. JUST STOP...
>>704845046
those eyes holy shit, thanks anon.
best brit pic to blow a load to?
>>704845155
Britney Spears the type of anon to come to a kid's show with giant tits.
Destroy Coca-cucks everyday
>>704843769
Wow, you're pretty good with those crayons aren't you?!
>>704845690
Alright thats it. I surrender.
*unzips*
>>704834870
this one always does it for me
the thought of fucking her up the arse whilst letting her suck on my thumb...hmmmm
>There will probably never be a popstar as young and sexual as Britney Spears
Why live?
>>704845905
Already there anon...already there.
>>704846188
>because we have recorded history of her.
why settle for anything less than premium
>>704846259
Im fucking proud of myself.
You know what im gonna blast some early Britney Spears tomorrow and nobody is gonna fucking stop me.
>>704838349
she's a fucking hamrhino these days tho
Alright guys enough of these pictures let's share some video material:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2b68tOESA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar0xHG0NEo8
>>704846367
why wait
>>704846758
Because I'll be at college tomorrow
>>704846748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1dYviUzj5U
Shes wearing the diamonds we gave her
>>704841079
just look at that twat in his pants and wellies
>>704847062
What the fuck is that checkered haircut
>>704847040
How have I not seen this before, can't take my fucking eyes off of her.
>>704847240
One of the few girls that fapping to just doesnt get old for me.
>>704847371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76pYZjhVylw
Get fucking destroyed Justin Faggotlake, your voice sounds less full then a girls
>>704847629
Gonna make a hard bass version of that song and drive around the city with full volume
>>704846259
Shit the version of that image that I have is so High res 4chins wont let me post it
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
Id have to resize it to shit just to get it up.
Stop. No one wants this...
>>704848175
False.
You don't want this. Try a trap thread maybe?
>>704835037
she used to be so hot and cute. she aged too quickly
>>704846259
Shit the version of that image that I have is so High res 4chins wont let me post it
>Error: Maximum file size allowed is 4 MB
Id had to resize it to shit just to get it up.
>>704848175
>>704848290
Rekt
>>704848329
Yes since at one point the entire world was against her. You can still find a lot of anti-britney websites on the web from the early 2000's
>>704838503
This.
Christina Aguilera looks like a crackwhore tranny in that pic
>>704848136
I like how she lied about the entire virgin thing.
She already had sex at age 15
>>704848360
Yes. Thanks for putting the work in.
>>704848290
>>704848477
Why would you want this... She's rated too highly... And she's a bitch...
>>704848824
No problem, anon. I actually have a few more from that set that I'm working on in order to post them.
>>704848687
Watch the first 45 seconds of this clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FRT6T_Ct2k
She looks like a god damned angel in her first era
>>704849128
>>704849128
Doing god's work anon
>>704849428
>>704849375
>>704849128
Damn. My monitor is going to get messy...
>>704849590
Any other sets in /hr/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZYSiWHW8V0
Why did she try to be Bono at one point /b/ros?
Close to bump limit...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0UbWu_ezcI
Another great video you probably have not seen yet
>>704850101
Yes. And I'm definitely not done. New thread or anyone want to move to skype or something. I'm down.
Bump limit reached...
>>704833486
It took about two years for her to go from qt to burned out trash. Fapped a few times to that first video she had though.
>>704850311
Discord?
>>704850409
That works
>>704848776
Justin wasn't even her first. After MMC (The Mickey Mouse Club) got taken off the air, and she was forced to movie back to hick town her mother approached a 17 year old High school student whos family was rich as fuck, and asked him if he would like to date her 14 year old daughter Britney. Britneys faimly was bankrupt, had the family car repossessed and the family sea food restaurant and Gym they tried getting off the ground failed. Britney said in a Vh1 interview that they were so poor she had to buy her underwear at the dollar store.
The dude tells stories on Youtube, of how she used to shower with him and how in love they were. Of course once Britney had her first smash hit with Baby one More time she dumped him, and even asked that if anyone asked why he was at events to just say he was a "friend of the family"
>>704850337
Shame I still had a few good ones to share. Oh well, I'll keep an eye out for a new Brit thread in the future.
>>704850533
Someone create a Discord chat and invite everyone
New thread up and running
>>704850643
And I agree we need some sort of platform to communicate on
>>704838625
There was some griping about about her photo set from Rolling Stone (the first one). Nothing much though. Just usual muh degeneracy muh children and so on.
>>704849653
A few more that I had ready, but image limit has been sadly reached.
>>704850776
Start of the new thread with some killer pictures then
>>704850643
>>704845103
Pulls out urethra?
>>704850776
We need you man, get this fired up
Don't care how cray she is, I'd fuck the shit out of her till my impressive cock fell off.
Discord:
https://discord.gg/tmhqg
>>704833486
No, gross.
/thread
>>704853135
/thread
>>704853135
>>704853409
Too bad it already happened then huh
>>704836764
is that a tongue with bright lighting on it between them or gum or something? Bitches be passing shit in secret
>>704836822
You have a lot of pessimistic evil in your heart anon. I feel sorry for you.
>>704853865
Lmao what the fuck you are right
Brittney. Great fucking body. Porn voice. Shit face.
>>704854390
Shit face? Comon man maybe now but not in the early 2000's
