how can I make my dick straight /b/?
Stop fucking gay dudes
>>704833257
Go to a doctor nigga unless you are an chirurg
Unless you're literally at a 45+ degree angle, it just adds pressure on the walls. Not a bad thing.
>>704833257
Obviously self surgery to remove the plaque
Excellent question
Years of whackin 5× a day have given me a bit of curvature as well as a slight twist and I would also like to know how to undo it
>Bumparoonie
>>704833496
This.
And dont forget to post pics.
My points up then curves towards my body a bit, most people it curves to the sides, what do?
Start fapping with the other hand. Makes sense to me.
>>704833777
Nothing, girls love that
>>704833302
underrated post
>>704833777
Check them fukin dub trips for starters
>>704833668
Switch hands or turn your hand upside down Sherlock
>>704833777
pretty sure i have what you described and its never been a problem for me. ive only fucked three girls but they all liked
>>704833777
That means it hits the gspot or pspot given that this is 4chan. It's preferable. This is more for guys who would have to turn sideways to hit the same spot. I can imagine it sucks, you'd have to do a half cartwheel to hit the right spot.
>>704833257
>Plaque
How dafuq you brush it out?
>>704833418
It's spelled *surgeon*
>>704833302
ayy
>>704833257
>>704833668
i got this from jacking it in my pants when i was a kid because i was scared that my parents would walk in. my dick bends downards slightly because i was always jacking it with bent erections in my underwear
>>704833849
srsly, this.
Circumcision is the only way
>>704834104
Didn't even notice bruh
>>704834184
Thought about that but I'm far from ambidextrous
I get the whole left handed "friendly stranger" or whatever the hell it's called, but all in all, it's just more a pain in the ass to use the other hand. Other hand has less accuracy and speed and gets tired a lot quicker.
>>704834232
Oh that's not so bad then, I've tried straightening it out so it looks better but I could never really be bothered
bend over and stick your asshole out for a big dick
>>704834458
Try using your good hand backwards thumb facing the balls that should do the trick
develop a plaque on the opposite side
simples
>>704834232
>>704833777
mine curves downwards.. does that mean i gotta get used to doggy?
>>704833257
>Plaque
This is actually pretty rare. You would feel lump(s) if it was plaque even while the tissue wasn't erect.
If your dick is curved, and doesn't have a lump / or pain from erection the chances that you have plaque build up are quite rare despite what /b/ say's.
Also: inb4 cancer.
>>704834898
It means you are the master of gay doggy style because you will be smashing that prostate from behind.
>>704833257
Jelqing
>>704834786
True that, I'll definitely try it. When I looked into solutions to this a while back, all I could find was really expensive basically dick cage kits that bend it back. I'm not against dick cages but it was like $1000 for like 9 different peices.
See a urologist. Sometimes curvature is caused by scar tissue. There is a medication that can help break it up.
>>704833257
Go ask President Blowjob...
before he kicks off, that is.
>>704833484
360° master race
>>704835182
Good luck anon I've straightened a good curve from gripping like this which I got from jelqing which also helps
Coincidence or not, when I was a kid I started to notice my dick curved to the right and eventually it occurred to me that I always ALWAYS tucked my dick to the right in my pants.
I did it to the left for a year or so and the kink mostly disappeared. I don't know if it's just in my head, but that is what I think happened.
Also I got super bothered about how my dick curved upwards, but I eventually found out that's normal.
In any case, don't wear tighty whities, especially not to bed. You dick need some wiggle room so wear loose boxer briefs at worst.
Never wear tight undies.
>>704833257
you are el mago ariel?
Two planks of wood and a C clamp, just like the good ole days.
If it curves up or down don't fuck with it
Someone post pics so we anons know what we are dealing with
>>704833302
First post best post
>>704833484
>My dick
>>704838159
salsa?
>>704834898
Doggy is the best position anyway, fuck her in doggy till you get to prone and bone. Then proceed to piledrive that pussy.
Make hard, heat up to 400℃, set straight, cool with icewater. You're welcome.
>>704836787
arturito es
>>704833257
brush ur fuckin teeth
>>704834458
Keep using it, you get used to it. My left hand while cant go as fast as my right hand for some reason adds more sensation that my right hand could never do.
>>704833257
I have the same problem
>>704838159
sauce?
>>704840177
it looks like the loch ness monster
>>704833257
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY IDIOT
GET IT OFF /b/
NO MORE DICK THREADS
>>704840341
my fucking sides holy shit
>>704838011
why not
>>704833257
you're a faggot, OP, your dick is a faggot too.
Cannot make it straight unless you stop being a faggot, and that's impossible, considering how many gallons of cum you swallow everyday
>>704833302
First reply was also my first thought. /thread right there.
>>704833257
curve dick are unique and hot.
>>704841251
I shall name it The downs
>>704841487
Its name shall be the downs.
do dick straighteners work?
i've seen these a long time ago. 10 years ago maybe? i should've bought them and i'd be cured of bent dick today.
>>704840769
Different shapes feel better and the curve hits the gpot making her cum easier
>>704833777
Upwards curve = perfect for A spot
Women will love you (unless you like doggy)
>>704842155nice post
>>704842155
>this kills the man
>>704842517
>>704842963
its ok
this is what it looks like after operation
>>704843297
Isn't that pic from a FtM female to male transformation thread?
>>704840177
Well, that's got to tickle the g-spot nicely.
>>704833302
but what if you fuck straight dudes?
