Ask a girl programmer anything.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask a girl programmer anything.
>>704807690
why are people so against operator overloading?
>>704807690
get a real job there are Indians that do a better job than you and a lot more skilled
why do you come to 4chan for attention? why not facebook. twitter or tumblr?
Tits or Gtfo
kind of a question more of a demand
How does one begin learning to program?
>>704807798
because it makes the code hard to maintain.
>>704807850
full stack developer is a real job.
>>704807690
why don't modern languages use pointers anymore the way C does? It was such a niche/awesome concept if you could grasp it and use it.
>>704807690
What makes you think what gender you associate with matters in programming?
>>704807690
Time and date on paper with tits. You know the rules.
What is the meaning of life?
>>704807936
^This
>>704807690
Stefania go to bed
Show penis.
>>704807920
you should recommend your employer hire abroad. a lot cheaper
>>704807690
why are you on, of anything, /b/?
>>704808003
looks like they already hired a broad
>>704807690
TITS OR GTFO
>>704807690
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
>>704807930
Java still uses it. But it's a dying language, as we all know.
>>704807690
>girl
would it be possible to make a communication platform using a phones signal without having to use a tower? let's say you just wanted a way to connect with the people in your vicinity. could phones chat like that bypassing network data without wifi?
>>704808052
Have you ever programmed a vibrator?
timestamp
>>704807690
Can you program me a sandwich?
>>704807690
what's your fav coffee?
Just because you're female doesn't mean you're special.
pic says it
>>704808003
>>704807950
>>704807857
>>704807852
Its people like this that drives female away from the tech industry. I, for one welcomes diversity and inclusivity.
>>704807955
check'd dubs.
[mass noun] The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
>>704807690
boobs or get the crap off
Hey, I am a girl programmer. If you are interested in having a serious conversation come join me here and we can chat about it.
https://discord.gg/X57yRFD
>>704808275
they are special in their own way like a retarded unicorn or broken clock
There are several applications like what you described. Namely Firechat or Bleep by Bittorent.
Most are illegal in the US, because most cases of p2p networking is frowned upon. It makes it harder for your own government to spy on you.
>>704808296
>kekkkkkk
there is no meaning, you are biologically programmed to reproduce unless you are a homo. Beyond that, you make your own meaning.
Looks like homos already have a leg up on us.
>>704808294
i asked for tits on a web forum not sure how i scared any females away from the tech industry maybe my bedroom but i can live with that
>>704807690
How do you program girls?
>>704807690
How exactly do you program a girl?
>>704808397
was meant for >>704808098
>dont worry bros I got you
>>704808089
Java is not a dying language lol
>>704808294
No one cares about anyone's race or gender in the workplace, people only give a shit if you're good at your job
Companies only exist to make money, they aren't going to skip over great talent to make more money because of 'bigotry'
Stop believing the media lies
>>704808294
/b/ isn't the tech industry faggot.
>>704808397
land of the free
>>704807690
When you program girls, why do you always install the 'insane' Operating System?
>>704808493
Tanks /b/ro
>>704808490
ritalin
>>704807690
why do you suck so much dick
>>704807690
What did you think of the anime: New Game?
>>704807690
I thought that was a black dildo at first, ha!
>>704808270
ok well gnight op
Answer my question you fucking slut!
>>704808089
Java doesn't use pointers like C does, twat.
>>704808089
Also Java does not use pointers. The jvm does internally
Wallick suck my sack
>>704807690
I can barely tell what you have open there, op, I think its either Javascript or some augmentation of bash.
Whacha workin on, op?
>>704808760
You have a fat ass girl let's dab it
>>704808294
Diversity decreases productivity.
>>704807936
Attention. Plus hiring preferance
>>704808294
I go to an IT graduate program group job interview. I am already in the top 1% of applicants as they are interviewing 200 people of the 5000 applicants that have passed the 5 or so previous rounds of testing to get to this point.
In my group of 50 there is 1 female.
There are 5 positions.
They fill the positions with women.
GO FUCK YOUR DIVERSITY
>>704807690
import java.util.Scanner;
public class Main {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Scanner scanner = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Have tits been shown? Y/N ");
char Tits = scanner.next().charAt(0);
if (Tits == 'y')
[
System.out.println("You may proceed");
]
else
{
System.out.println("GTFO");
}
}
>>704808458
>How do you program girls?
religion
How would I go about reducing audio jitter in a simple audiostreaming application? I'm pretty sure it's client side (android), as no audible issues are apparent from pc to pc, just pc to android. How would you receive and play the data at the lowest possible latency, also?
>>704809142
that's a fucking nice looking family.
They are probably all batshit fucking insane mormons or something though
>>704808294
you sir, are missing the point of the phrase "tits or gtfo"
>>704807690
Meh, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt that you are a woman.
What languages do you use. What is your age and how much do you make?
>>704807690
why do you, as a """girl programmer""" use a fagbook?
>>704808294
Tits or GTFO is about equality. Women go on and on about the advantages and priveleges men have. Tits or GTFO is just the opposite; saying women shouldn't have their unfair advantages either, with the addendum that if they accept they are only attention whoring with their gender, they will be allowed to proceed, although not respected.
>>704807690
Hey sam, long time no see. I hope you forgive me
-justin
Remember our time together fondly please
>>704807690
Q: Why do you have to mention your gender? Are you really looking for attention from autistic neckbeards?
No tits and timestamp. So it should read "ask a bait"
>>704807690
How long is your cock?
>>704807690
How did your wrists get so fat?
>>704807690
why do you need attention whoring so much?
>>704809864
if they're attention whoring with their gender, get rid of them
if they're just being chill, they can be respected like anyone else
>This whole fucking thread
>>704810186
sure. and this thread isn't 'ask a programmer', which would be completely gender neutral. it was 'ask a girl programmer'.
OP started thread drawing specific attention to gender. If this wasn't obvious b8 it'd be entirely reasonable to expect tits
>>704809299
Would take a mormon girl over any other American woman every day.
>>704807690
How do the principles of ITIL assist in a help desk setup?
literally saw this while in my lab, lost my shit.
>Women have always bullied tech geeks because of their social issues/betaness
>Take a course that is 95% male
>Find it offensive because the majority of their gender don't care for programming
>Blame men
one's that brag about being a programmer are defiantly the one's that have the issues on the inside, thank god employers don't fall for that feminist bullshit in the work place.
keep whining like a little bitch you are, you're only fucking it up for yourself.
>>704808942
Maybe the women did better than you?
>>704810875
It is an industry problem when the majority of the men are actively hostile towards women.
>>704810875
Google and Ubuntu embrace diversity, you think they know what they are doing.
>>704811126
It is the women problem when the majority of women are actively hostile towards men in the industry.
>>704809142
>>704809299
that man makes clear that he is the only one fucking with his family
>>704811126
>hostile towards women
literally never met a single person who doesn't want to work with a woman. I've had tutors who are women and they know more shit than most.
it's the fact of making a problem when there isn't one and pulling the gender card when you don't get your way.
>>704811507
this
there are enough studies that show, that woman just dont WANT these jobs (except a few tards) but these tards want the jobs so badly they make a huge issue out of it and pulls the "gender card" like you said
>no tits
Hey op, go fuck yourself, you aren't a special snowflake.
Hey neckbeards, stop posting and let this thread die, fucking whiteknights
>>704808490
chloroform lots of chloroform
Is intersystems cache vulnerable to buffer overflows?
>>704807850
Someone who used to outsource coding work and had to employ a bunch of these fuckers at a previous agency.
All I have to say to that is LOL. Nice stereotype though.
Indians are stupid, lazy, produce shit work, their work ethic is fucking abysmal and are the worst people I've ever had the unfortunate privilege of working with. That is, if they even show up to work. It's not uncommon for them to not show up or not do tasks because they didn't feel like it.
You also have to keep the men/women separated and not let them find out about each other or they start IMing each other asking about how much they're making and saying shit like this to the women:
>u sexy I has u pussy to lick
>u fuk me bitch
>I has sexing with u
They spend more time sending broken English sexual shit to other women than they do working.
Also, they try to copy/paste everything from the internet. We had a few writers who were sending in Wikipedia articles without even removing the cited sources. That's when they're not blowing up your Skype at 12AM to 3AM non-stop. You have to fuck up your sleep schedule because 12AM is prime time Punjeet time.
It was the most stressful year of my life. Fuck Indians. The ones that grow up in America aren't too bad but the ones who move here from India are rude as fuck and dumb as a god damn snail.
I wish India would turn into an ocean.
>>704811966
poo in loo
>>704811966
>says stereotype
>proceeds to have a racist rambling rant
>>704811966
you must have worked in a shitty company then. I had couple indian guys who were nice. always on time, married, having respect for each other, mind their own business.
I think you got cucked by an indian anon.
>>704812205
Oh I am very racist towards Indians. A lack of ignorance educated me quite well. Am I biased? Sure. Over the years I did any kind of writing/development work, I met hundreds upon hundreds of them. Out of those hundreds, I can positively say there was a handful of them I would consider nice people with a strong work ethic.
I'd get responses like this all the time:
>You're 30 minutes late, do you plan on clocking in today?
>my friends birthday today u go away
Was I allowed to fire them? Nope and I didn't want to. Then, I had to start another fucking awful interview process which I hated.
Which by the way, when you send out a job posting, every Indian has the same copypasta it seems.
"Dear hiring manager, etc" They have copypasted English dear hiring manager messages or these "agents" that take some of their pay and do the interview for them. The agents speak coherent English.
Again, fuck India.
>>704807874
/r/learnprogramming
Udacity
Freecodecamp
TeamTreehouse
>>704812351
Not all Indians are bad. The ones who were raised in America that worked in American offices were fine. I'm talking about the people in India for the most part and the ones who come over here to start up some gas station or low rent motel chain.
>>704808089
Java is not dying. It's the basis of Android, FFS.
If Java is dying, everything else is dead.
>>704808072
THIS!
Even though I'm sure I'll regret it (thinkin of the female developers I know already).
But as a develop you must know that rules are rules
>>704808944
Your code won't compile, dummy. Check your braces. AND YOUR PRIVILEGE.
Do you live in Texas?
Females are only good eye-candy in the office and that is it.
They're terrible designers who develop web designs based on their "feelings" and artsy emotions.
They're god awful at multi-tasking or managing a project. Hiring a female project manager is how you end up with mismanaged projects and pissed off clients.
Never worked with a female programmer though. Never even met one.
The problem is, tech companies cannot stop pandering to liberals who give a shit about the racial and gender make up of an office.
>See? We hire women too!
Shit like that is what causes a headache in the office. Sure, Kelly is hot as fuck but stop letting her be in charge of anything design related.
>>704807690
What's the easiest way to see the bitcoin gmail password dump?
>>704811966
Tell us how you really feel.
>>704808944
>used == instead of .equals
>never closed scanner
>pajeet detected
>would not hire
public class Fuckoff {
public static void main(String[] args){
Scanner sc = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Did OP post tits + timestamp? yes/no");
String answer = sc.next();
if (answer.equals("yes")){
System.out.println("Good bitch");
}else{
System.out.println("GTFO");
}
sc.close();
}
}
>>704812792
>never met one though
Then where the fuck is all that coming from?
You'd be just as stupid if you wrote "men only program based on violence and what their penises want".
Nothing more than a misguided generalization by either a virgin or a dude who sucks at picking gfs.
>>704807798
Because it makes code ambiguous. You can overload + to do something that isn't addition. Or you can overload an operator to do a shit load of calculations so your code looks simple and efficient, but actually isn't
when did you decide that you wanted to be a "girl"?
>>704812792
I think this is true about any office job, desu. Not just tech/design work places.
Working a desk job around women is kill-me-now retarded. They will do anything else but be as productive as possible. They come to work to socialize and make plans for after work, the job at hand is never the priority. And to top it off.... oh the drama that goes everywhere females go...
>>704813257
Okay there triggered white knight cuck. You can always tell who the sexually frustrated losers are because they always get offended when someone "mistreats muh'lady" or speaks badly about women.
Protip: They don't need you to white knight them nor do they like it. They actually hate it and they laugh at you behind your back.
Ask me how I know this..
>>704813514
I worked at another job with a bunch of middle aged fat women. This was back when Twilight was coming out and all they did was talk about how they wanted to marry some sculpted God and do unspeakable things to him in the breakroom. They would always try to take days off for ridiculous reasons and while they had 10/10 customer politeness, they were a 1/10 at job efficiency.
The manager was some tall dyke looking butch girl who hated me but hired me anyway. That was a weird time in my life. She would constantly tell them stories about how she yelled at me or almost fired me (none of which ever happened).
Would you fuck me with a dildo?
>>704813360
>Bad programmers will do operator overloading badly therefore operator overloading is bad
>Bad programmers will use OOP badly therefore OOP is bad
>Bad programmers will use functions and variables badly therefore functions and variables are bad
>Assembly is the best way to code
This is you. This is what you sound like.
>>704813360
You can do that shit with literally every abstraction mechanism ever built. What are you going to do about it, throw out one of the foundations of computer science because an underpaid idiot misunderstood it?
>>704813934
You haven't worked with any large codebases or many libraries then.
Operator overloading is a literal clusterfuck of logic and intent. It gives the original author some very specific ease of use and everyone else an aneurysm
>>704807690
How often do you cram something in u Puss puss
>>704807690
is the kitchen clear?
>>704812788
Yes.
EVERY FEMALE WHO WORKS ON COMPUTER OR NERD SHIT IS SKINNY
USUALLY NOT HOT BUT SKINNY
I WANT TO RAPE YOU
SKINNY BITCH
>>704814257
If you think operator overloading is a clusterfuck of logic and intent, you are either retarded or are reading code written by a retard. Either way the code is going to be a pile of shit
>>704814257
which is faster to read?
_mm_mul_ps(_mm_set_ps1(a), _mm_sub_ps(b, c));
or
a * (b - c);
>>704814257
Fuck it.
Serious question: what abuses of operator overloading have you personally witnessed?
>>704808705
>>704808720
Then why is it called a ``NullPointerException''?
Checkmate
>>704811966
Dis my nigga right here.
I do IR and have to work with Indians that companies have outsourced their security to. It's a joke, they're retarded enough to still shit in the streets and wipe their asses with their hands, so don't be suprised when some 15 year old compromises your network with metasploit because these Curry niggers are working for pennies on the dollar and have no clue what the fuck is going on.
>>704808089
You can't just get rid of the Java. Java is here to stay, and be a part of everyone's lives forever and ever.
>>704807690
Do you mind to work for my conpany?! Ehere are you from.
Also, TITS OR GTFO
>>704808942
>I am already in the top 1%
>there is 1 female.
>There are 5 positions.
>They fill the positions with women.
somehow I doubt you are in the top 1%
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE
>>704813255
Not sure if bait but he was comparing a character, not a string so .equals is invalid.
Tabs or Spaces
>>704807798
Because people want a standard to be passed around rather than a skill that can be put to use. If operator overloading included the prospect of REVISING code for a project you took over then it would make sense that operator overloading have a place in the design because then you could comment in the structure's state of abstraction and contend the standard to be one based on understanding rather than some long winded and dim witted process that calls up variables for every individual correspondence rather than treat the process as a sense of direction to guide the project as classification does.
Because people still don't know what a computer is or what it does is why.
>>704814830
>You can't just get rid of the Java. Java is here to stay, and be a part of everyone's lives forever and ever.
Java's not even that terrible. Most of the problems with Java (as far as programmers are concerned) were actually reasonable decisions that avoided a lot of other harms. Java ocupise the perfect sweetspot where it's godawful enough that HR can hire monkies and they won't break anything without being so broken that nothing ever gets built at the end.
>>704814955
check'd, good sir.
>>704814766
Because it uses an internal pointer like anon explained. >>704808720
You can't use this pointer yourself and have no control over it.
>>704813360
You cant overload operators on primitives so your argument gors out the window right away. Overloading operators on structures, classes and strange type defs is a privilege not a fucking requirement. If you have the privilege of an education that can handle independent abstraction then you fucking out that shit to use. Otherwise you stop speaking on behalf of the rest of us.
>ITT A woman coder mansplains programming
Have any more pictures of your cat?
Time stamp bitch
>>704815086
I just feel that telling kids these days that "Java doesn't have pointers" is just plain wrong. I've seen plenty of fresh CS graduates who don't know whether Java is pass by value or pass by reference. Understanding pointers is key in understanding how Java works. The only think Java lacks is explicit dereferencing and pointer arithmetic.
>>704807850
She needs a real job such as English teacher to teach your sorry ass how to write in English.
Tits or gtfo does not apply to every single female on /b/ you fucking newfags.
>>704807857
>>704807950
>>704808072
>>704808316
>>704811650
>>704814840
>>704814766
Because as already said, references use pointers internally. My lecturer used to call it "pointers packed in cotton wool"
TITS OR GTFO WHORE
>>704813255
Would not hire. You can't even indent correctly. That's like the first thing you learn.
public class Fuckoff {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Scanner sc = new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Did OP post tits + timestamp? yes/no");
String answer = sc.next();
if (answer.equals("yes")) {
System.out.println("Good bitch");
} else {
System.out.println("GTFO");
}
sc.close();
}
}
>>704815347
KYS, NO ONE'S NIGGA
>>704815372
>Using 4 spaces to indent Java code
kill yourself
I bet you even fucking use emacs over vim
>>704807690
Fuck me! 150 posts and no tits! Not even a fucking timestamp. Fuck off newfags!
>>704815061
Would you suggest Java in building a location-based Android phone application? I've heard that the coding Google provides isn't that great.
>>704815356
Read this >>704815257
>>704815372
> not using 4-space tabs
kys
>>704807874
You can learn alot just by using the net. But it really helps if you find someone in person who can teach you. Start with c++, when you know one programing language you know pretty much every language the diffrerence is just in the code the programing is the same
>>704815431
> KYS
Go back to leafy's YouTube comments section you try hard wannabe edge lord fgt
>>704815486
Yes, Java is the best language since it has multi platform support and you can run Java apps on both Windows PCs and laptops.
>>704807690
How do I program a girl?
>>704815550
says tumblr
>>704815475
I tried using tab nigger. I'm on ubuntu so no access to altcodes and had to character map. Also, I use vim over emacs.
>>704815605
>>704815492
Now read my post again. I didn't say it doesn't use pointers, it just wraps them for you.
>>704815618
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/tabinta/
>>704815567
Have you ever dealt with Swift? (Apple's phone application code)
>>704807690
Shouldn't have asked this question in the sickest, most heinous place on the surface web. Try /g/ Technology.
>>704815475
I recently started doing 3 for headers and 4 for expressions and declaration. so that it's likr the headers are dividers in a binder and the rest is the definition or process to the header. Really makes you wonder why the standard is based on indentation as a cloak rather than some principal matter like buffer size limits. Stupid syntax courses.
>>704815744
EDIT: Dealt with it, and what are your thoughts on it, compared to Java? (doesn't have to be too extensive, thanks in advance)
>>704815744
Nah, I'm an objective-C kind of guy XD
>>704815782
Odd space indentation? Oh the horror!
>>704815277
The dubs of a white knight faggot.
>>704815372
Wait, why the fuck is your line 5 indented by one space?
Can you explain how to store multiple variables from a loop in java?
>>704815486
>Would you suggest Java in building a location-based Android phone application?
Isn't basically all of the documentation and support for building Android shit in Java? Because that's a pretty major advantage.
>>704815618
>I'm on ubuntu so no access to altcodes
???
I'm also on Ubuntu:
>>704815347
It does if she's obvious fishing for replies interested in the ravings of a menstrating meat wallet that can code.
>>704815877
Or let's not indent at all!
public class Fuckoff { public static void main(String[] args) { Scanner sc = new Scanner(System.in); System.out.println("Did OP post tits + timestamp? yes/no"); String answer = sc.next(); if (answer.equals("yes")) { System.out.println("Good bitch"); } else { System.out.println("GTFO"); } sc.close(); } }
For how long have you been a trap?
>>704816038
Windows alt codes don't work on ubuntu, nigger.
>>704815605
You dont
You just order one online
>>704815877
I'm judging you harder than you might believe right now.
Wanna know something else I do? I indent anonymous structures as drop down items!
[code]function( new AnonStruct()
{
// exprss...
}
);[/code]
>>704807690
i see you like rails
>>704807690
Why are you not programming to show people your mammals
>>704816089
Gross. Use Piet and just upload images.
>>704816135
>Windows alt codes don't work on ubuntu
So don't use Windows altcodes. CTRL+SHIFT+U, followed by the hexcode.
>>704814865
I think he meant that they actually called those bitches back, even though usually they don't call you back when they say they will, and gave bitches that didn't make it to the final round of interviewing jobs in the name of diversity.
>>704815980
>>704815980
As time moves forward ( as the loop iterates ) the array index is incremented by 1 ( i++ ). In the body of the loop, assign the element at arr[ i] with a different array element at each step of the loop.
>>704814455
Hello Rogue
>>704807690
#define if(X) if ((X) && rand()/double(RAND_MAX) < 0.9)
this still the proper way to gain unrestricted access on fb correct?
>>704808089
fucking kek.
>>704816303
That's what I did. I used character map. Like I said.
>>704816471
with a different value*
>>704808294
>being this much of a cuck
>>704811364
No, that man's gun mods make clear that he's a dipshit. Put that shit on /k/ for some clarity.
>>704813255
eh, whatever. Haven't tried coding in years. Lost pretty much everything about it so I don't remember a lot.
>>704807930
Golang
>ITT when a /g/entleman trolls horny /b/tards
>>704808294
>I, for one, welcome our new polish prostitute overlords.
>>704807930
its literally the impetus we have on the cursor and carst. Point to important thing! -> click important thing or =highlight important thing or even treat important thing as process ( thing.add ). We use it all the time people just hate that it isn't a substitute for real code obfuscation and decide to go without it.
>>704807798
anyone who doesn't like operator overloading in any case is an idiot. It's an incredibly useful feature in many cases. It is also something which admittedly can be abused, but flat out never using something (or not even implementing in the language.. fucking Java) because some people might use it in a bad way is sheer lunacy
>>704807930
You still can in some languages, even some managed languages like C# (you can use them in unsafe code blocks and such). In general managed languages abstract away the concept of pointers, though not everything is the typical 'pass by value' of C or C++, most managed languages are essentially pass by reference which is perfectly sufficient for most use cases.
>>704813467
Kek'd
>>704814496
Same fam, those cute, lithe figures always get me.
tits or gtfo
>sage
This is the rule and why it exists. Just learn from it.
>>704818348
Same poster as this, again what this means is just don't opt into revealing gender. if you truly have something interesting to say, shouldn't bother mentioning it
>>704818348
You are a wise Anon, sir.
>>704807690
How does this penis make you feel?
>>704810993
You don't know how the world or statistics work, do you?
>>704807690
girls lack the intelligence to be REAL programmers, but these days you really can get by just with copy pasting shit
>>704818613
good god that thing needs some moisturiser or something.
>>704811966
I was gonna call bullshit and say how i met alot of ok indians at work but... nvm they werent indians they were arabs and shit. I agree with you.
>>704807930
Literally Golang. A much nicer implementation.
>>704807690
>rails
>programming
>>704807690
Is it hard to get into programming without much experience? Im good at mathematics and love maths and physics, im also know the basics of programming. I was thinking about doing computer sciences but i'm afraid the teacher will assume everyone in his class already knows a good ammount of programming.
>>704819815
>i'm afraid the teacher will assume everyone in his class already knows a good ammount of programming.
Nah. They tend to run an "intro to programming/CS/<language>" course first.
If you're worried, learn Python.
>>704819815
Define good at math.
>>704817353
If she's who I think it might be, she's a lesbo
>>704808942
I regularly hire females that are less qualified than males. Because I like to fuck my staff and I'm not a faggot.
>>704815347
>being this new
why did we need to know she was female dumbass? we didn't so tits or gtfo was and is relevant. 1/10 for making me reply because I know someone can't actually be this retarded, I can smell your down syndrome breath from here...also >>704807690
tits or gtfo
>drives girls away from tech
then be a little bitch about it
