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Op is a dick tbh
>>704802512
Get kicked in the dick fag
>>704802512
I hope a mean ass rooster like that attacks you.
When you get a spur to the leg, you'll see.
>>704803979
Da fuq is that
>>704804008
Love
>>704804008
h͕͕̫̬̯̞̝͓̮̄ͯ͢a̷̡͓̟̟̘̹̻ͪ̓͋̕,̴̖̲̬̖̲̉̈́̿̅͛̍̈̐ ̞͇̼̫̞̱̝͚̝̈́͂̈ͭ̑ͦ̄̀a̧̗̤̔ͯ̋ͧͧ͘n̺͎̣͕͎̫̖ͪ̌ͬḓ̸̀̇̅͛͒̚ ̛̪̰̐ͮ͛̒h̅͒ͪ͏̬̖͔͟͡e̶͕̗̭ͤ͂̎ ̃ͫ̑̇͊̿ͣͨ͏̜̟t̨̯̫͎͙̉͆̂͒̒͗͒ͤ́h͕̭͉̻̲ͣ̈́̈̌̅ͅo̞͔̟̩̯͇̮͙͆̉͊̊̋̿̀͢ų̻̺ͪ̃g͕̭͙̗̦͔ͨ̔̂̿̔ͯͦ̓ͧ͢h̵͙̼̩͍̖̗̰̆ţ̛̬̫̿̒̾̽̚̚͠ ̡̐̓̓̏͊҉̤̻s̷͎̝͚̝͚̫̀͋ͯͩͬ̽̽ͮ͌̀h̸̢̛̻̪͍̹͙̐ͭ̋̍ͦe̩̜̠͈̙̰̺͍̤͐ ̖̳̊̐͌̃̆̌ͦ̄́͞c̢̛͉͉̎ͨ̎͒͐o̩̳̞̍̐u̸̦͓̰͈̍͘ͅͅl̴̻͚̩̟ͬ̊̊ͯ͋͗͌d͈̬́ ̸̬̰̉͛͜b̫͍̗͎̩̳̘̊ͧͦ̔ͯ̓̿ē̛̲͙̜̣̮ͯ ̛̗̗ͧ͗̿͌ͦ̈́̏̚s͎̘̪͉̪͕͓̓̇ͭ͋ͩͧ́n̶̴̖̗̠̺̗͔͎̰̈͆ͧ́ĕ̵̖̮̹͇̹̭͎͖ͯ͐̂̀a̵͖̥͓̹͓͎̦͗̍ͬ͐̾̆̽ͅk̻̘̪̦̻͖̻̓̏̒͘y̼̙̻̠̠ͣ̃́̐̿͑͛̚͡ ̨̰̗͔̥͇̺͚ͩ̉̌̈́̒͒j̦͔ͣ̃̓ͦͧ̓͐a̓͏̀҉̤͔͙̜͖ͅc͓͙̣̰̎̾ͮ̈́k̞̼̤̦̼̫̝̭̽ͬ̎i̱͚̙̥̦̠̖͉͋͊̋̃͑̀͆̈ṅ̡͎̩̦ͦ̆̎͗̍͟gͦ̐͛͆̃ͣ̂̐҉͓͡ ̧̮̪͚͗̀ĥ̛̭̫̫̕i̸͕͈͓̣̠̥̺̪̊̊͌̂̂̂͑͊s͕̈ͫ̇ͯ̀ ̶̬̠͇̭͕̭͎͐ͯ͗͛͟d̘͚̓̅ͬͣ́̊̇͌i̩̲̞͕͑̀ͫ̊ͪͣͫc̪͍̥̺̝̥͙̫̱̆ͦͨ̇̿͆̀͢͠͠k̶̬͎̞ͯ͊ͣ!̴̴͕̪̰̳͍̗͔̭͛ͧ̌̀ͅ
even only looking into rekt every other months, content stays same.
where to get good new content?
Fuck
>>704804300
1. Go out and make your own OC.
2. Upload to this shithole of the Internet
3. ??????
4. Profit
>>704804554
not living in shithole country. hard to find good oc here
>>704804355
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>704805837
What is even going on in this picture?
I've heard that it was torture.
Also heard it was some person suffering from a birth defect who should have died at birth but was kept alive somehow.
>>704806008
looks like some crappy horror movie clip to me
>>704804267
it's hereeeee
>>704806797
Was there nerve gas on that train?
>>704806797
Faggot
>>704806797
what the actual fuck happened?
>>704807064
dumbass thinks he's cool. dumbass gets his neck broken by some object attached to the deathtrain.
>>704807064
Something was sticking off the train. He's probably dead now.
>>704805837
story? wtf is going on
>>704804355
Jesus fucking christ anon, i'm desensitized to 99% of gore but JESUS FUCK.
here ya go you group of pussies
>>704807214
This machine he's hooked onto relieves pain from his spasms or some shit like that.
>>704807504
>>704807532
>>704807576
>>704807504
Ching chang country
>>704803979
Wtf is this shit
>>704805837
CROSSFIT!
>>704807607
NICOLAS IS THAT YOU?!
>>704804008
Suck my äss
>>704804008
rplye
>>704807607
When this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious shit!
>>704807607
Ghost rider
>>704807576
niggers cant have anything nice
>>704808418
>>704808588
That was a nice grab.
>>704809044
>>704808588
and that nigger has a nice fastbike
>>704809086
and probably a bigger dick than OP
>>704808588
he literally did nothing
>>704809214
everyone has a bigger dick than OP
>>704809256
how do u know i mean he is a nignogger maybe he stole the bike
>>704809305
true
>>704809256
he dindunuffin - nigger
>Hundreds of videos of blacks being niggers are made every day
>Media only care about when cops shoot them
This is really pissing me off. I just saw my news in Australia do a story about some black getting shot by white cops and they acted super biased against the cops. Meanwhile shit like pic related is happening every fucking day and no one wants to admit that blacks have a problem.
>>704807576
It ALWAYS seems like someone gets fucked up on jet skis
>>704806008
Its Pilates.
>>704809810
Blacks ARE the problem.
>>704810255
anon must have seen this one thousand times, but still make anon giggle like schoolgirl
>>704810255
did she die?
>>704810643
nerve gas
>>704803097
>>704803097
>>704803097
HEY IDIOTS
I was in a rekt thread and this webm was posted, some of you fucktards actually believe its real.
Its fake dipshits:
1. If you get with shot with a shotgun at close range the back of your head does not stay intact it would blow apart like a grenade went off in his head
2. His face turns to a jelly like substance when he is hit. Not an expert but I'm pretty sure skin does not turn to jello. It is obviously a mask of some type (movie set type quality)
3. Your eyes will not pop out of your head like some Looney tunes cartoon. They are enclosed in the orbital bones.
That is all, just had to get that off my chest. Now stop posting this fake shit.
>>704804191
i always lose my shit when the damn thing tries to nuzzle it's innards back.
>>704810636
Thaks Doogggoooo
>>704808588
cant believe they managed to get my bike back
>>704806008
poor family in asia made this homemade set-up for their adult son, who was born with severe spina bifida or something like that. This was the least painful position for him and one where he couldn't injure himself.
>>704810983
kek at the pushups
>>704810983
Did he shit himself?
>>704810255
Damn, thats some gory shit
>>704812437
lol wtf
why just 3 chine-shit?
Must had ran over at least an entire classroom
>>704810831
1. Most shotgun blasts (depending on shells I would assume) do not have enough power to blow out the back of our skull. It's surprisingly hardy.
2. Again, depending on the shells he got shot with.
3. This is just stupid.
I've come to the conclusion that you are a moron.
>>704807653
Kek
>>704807889
Kek
>>704803097
Top keks..funny ass shit..what a fag the way his eyes pop out..gay to the end , i suppose.
>>704807064
Playing with trains.. sort of a no brainer.. dumb shitskin.
>>704804135
>>704807685
mega faggots engorge their genitalia with saline fluid. with practice their urethras become large enough to achieve the unholy grail of faggotry: getting fucked in the dick
>>704807386
then why the dogleggs
How do I make my webms stop looking like traffic cones?
>>704804355
do not click on that.
>>704804554
Mostly blank stooopeeeds visit this site, which manifests itself by them being unable to create new things, just reposting what other people created.
tl;d: normal distribution of creativity in humans
>>704814076
I didnt know they were making another borat movie.
>>704814344
chekt
and you are a pussy
>>704815596
kek
>>704803097
this hit that ice cold michelle pfeifer that white gold
>>704804008
:///
Request picture of sandnigger with rpg in arm that hasn't exploded.
>>704810831
He got a slug to the head, it pretty much acted accordingly. Your eyes will bug out as the pressure is looking for ways to get out
>>704807504
can we have a slomo, look how his head went through kek
>>704810539
Is that a drone or an actual airplane?
>>704807310
Amateur. Use the base of the saw you fucking idiot.
>>704812437
Fucking China... that place would be scary, on a world level, if they could stop doing stuff like that for a week.
>>704816987
But why?
>>704810831
>never fired a shotgun in his life
bitch are you retarded?
>>704804008
Finally
>>704807532
not funny
I saw that guy in the papers
>>704817152
Ayyyyyyy.
>>704804008
god fucking damnit fcking cancer
>>704817041
Stops from what you're cutting from kicking it back.
>>704810831
I know you hate Isis but that doesn't make the video any less real.
>>704817152
>>704809256
>fleeing a scene
hur durr black lives matter
>>704810636
thanks papa doge
Wish I had photos of the guy who blew himself up while we were on patrol. Stay tuned for them eventually. I'll say something like "ragheads in their natural habitat" or some shit and refer back.
>>704817152
kek - it was funny.
All that was left was a hat slowly drifting to the ground.
>>704816855
legit go kill yourself
>>704817473
I'll bump with the story and use it when I get the pictures. Two sources. One livesin Dallas but his shit is in Houston so following second lead.
>Army on patrol coming back from Afghan station
>walking back at the same time of day for the last week
>retarded commander
>get close to base and here explosion
>take cover and scan, all clear
>we get close to our COP and see a line of matvs and cougars stopped
>motorcycle and body parts everywhere
>only person hurt is a kid who is taken to the hospital
>biggest damage is to other Army fags backpack on the outside of truck
>pull guard until commander arrives
>has us go finds his hands so we can finger print him to see if he's a terrorist
>terrorist confirmed.
FUCKING RRREEEKKKTTT!!!
>>704818144
>"so we can finger print him to see if he's a terrorist"
>third world country
>No fingerprint database
>>704818324
Bats and hydes system. Put all known terrorists that are encountered or suspected of affiliation into it but it matches with 50 people because its shitty government equipment
>>704810539
pretty shure it was an inside job...
>>704810636
thx doggo
>>704818324
For reference.
>>704810013
That's cause they are always rented to people with little to no experience operating water vehicles. Shits different than driving.
Not complaining though, makes for some quality content
>>704810682
story?
>>704810687
wtf, story?
>>704818516
>>704818144
For when I deliver. Will accept faggot status because I have not delivered byt hopefully will redeem myself if I can deliver. May be a day, a week or a month but surely, it will happen.
>>704817041
Gets better with everytime you watch
>>704814619
>>704814076
Electroboom on youtube.
This guy is FUCKING HILARIOUS.
>>704817152
>this fucking guy
>>704816855
Why is this mother dying trying to come around again it's so fucking old. Either you all are a weak try hard posers or some lame stupid kid.
>>704810636
Thanks doggo!!!
>>704818968
explosion in china in 2015
>>704819056
More like this?
Anyone have the gif/webm of a guy punching some other guys punch and his hand fucking explodes? Its obviously fake from some movie but its still funny
>>704810636
Praise based doggo
>>704820317
THIS!!!!
It was a thing in like 2005, who the actual FUCK belives this bit of fucking text has anything to do with anything...
Superstitious people are fucking retarded
Anybody got that hd double rifle shooting assasination from isis?
>>704821931
Fucking dumbass. Gets back in the car thinking that's the best option
>>704812437
Tesla autopilot test?
>>704822367
KEK he falls like when Mario dies in a game
>>704818205
Nice jpeg faggit
>>704822970
what game?
>>704807889
hahahahah gg
>>704804300
Learn to convert video to webm, scour liveleak for easy clips, upload to an anonymous board that will bitch about your work by the second repost of it.
Or just save and spew out the same shit over and over again.
>>704823725
Knew that was coming.
>>704807607
>>704819056
Fresh enough OC for me.
Tasty!
>>704810687
Taijin is a beautiful city in this time, sad for the media blackout tho..
>>704812437
Playing beyblade in parking lot
>>704807715
Top kek!
>>704818870
African conflict, private army doing someones dirty work.
>>704822216
that one guy on the left who danced that close out of the way.
>>704811397
yes
>>704822109
Fuck that avocado looks taste!
>>704817041
yo wtf
>>704809580
Kek
>>704804008
can't argue with that
>>704810831
When it is literally easier for them to kill a person than do special effects why would they go through the effort?
>>704804008
But why?
>>704823788
Just one brain cell is enough to know, this will happen.
Don't know, why they didn't see it?!
>>704806405
Stupid dog! You made me look bad!
>>704822970
kek, i was thinking the same thing
>>704810539
Would like to hear the guy file an insurance claim
>>704807504
There are easier ways to take your clothes off
>>704804008
whut
>>704803979
hot
>>704810034
Pmsl
>>704810506
SWIM wants to know why Anon is talking in third person
>>704810636
Thx doggo. Rest easy in my dank pix folder
>>704810636
thx dog O
>>704815596
this is REKT not YLYL
>>704825991
easier yes, faster no
>>704816855
fuker
>>704804008
Kys
>>704806405
he kill?
>>704816963
plane, 2 or 3 people died, saw it in the news a month or two back
>>704816957
right click and 0.5 play speed you faggot
>>704804008
jiiuwe
>>704807889
>>704810636
thanks doggo
>>704825410
Ooga booga booga
>>704806797
He deserved that so bad
>>704808092
Was going to say this
>>704828236
Eh not really i guess they have nothing else to do they? gotta know they can die doing it though
>>704810995
>>704818144
> here Explosion
No wonder why u had to join the military
>>704809810
You can install measures to help make sure cops don't shoot and kill people. You can't just get criminals to stop doing bad things. That's why people get pissed about one and not the other
>>704822367
Looks fake as fuck
>>704828492
No he was trying to look bad ass
>>704828836
Kek
>>704828836
Thats horrible, delete this
>>704828836
did not even crash
>>704800457
First video I kek'ed. good thread
>>704828836
Fuck that got me
>>704828836
>>704816855
Get fucked
>>704818870
South African mercenaries dealing with Ugandan warlords.
>>704807504
I still don't get what is happening. What kind of machine is that?
>>704804523
Should have photoshooped the shadow aswell
>>704804355
Top kek
>>704804008
lol
>>704830301
nice webm
>>704804008
pls
>>704804008
I'm on /b/ I'm already dead inside
>>704827410
Looked like he started seizing right at the end.
>>704822444
Checked and kekd
>>704828836
Why should I not kill my self 4 chan?
Hope you like this webm!
Ya like dags?
What did he do?
How did you guys like that hardcore Henry movie?
>>704810636
Thanks doggo, have this in return.
>>704810983
monkeys
>>704831023
>already wearing a weed leaf flat bill
>attempts back flip land right on head
this guy can't afford the fucking brain cells
>>704831120
who are cosmo and Wanda trying to fool in the background
>>704804008l
lol
>>704830935
Don't listen to the haters that say you can't. I believe in you anon you could totally kill yourself if you wanted to
>>704830419
mmmmmmmm dem thighs
>>704830301
Full video?
>>704831306
Great when you're high.
>>704830301
stop posting this
>>704832089
High on nervegas
>>704804008
Eat shit you cunt
>>704800457
MY FUCKING SIDES
>>704810636
>>704810636
Thank you doggo
>>704803097
If he survived that, he would have had the best hair.
>>704831193
Uruk-hai hazing.
>>704806797
>standbyme.jpg
>>704832181
I prefer anthrax
>>704808588
Damn
>>704809810
But what if by chance of destiny you are born black but with the same personality you have now.
Would you like being shot because of prejudice?
>>704814344
i watched this shit like a 100 times because it is in every rekt thread ....
>>704814344
not sure if you are a newfag or pussy
>>704830301
Why would you do that?!
>>704807064
nerve gas
>>704807504
socks are fo' yo' feet silly
>>704805837
i've seen this so many times,but i have no idea what is going on in it
>>704804008
fuck sake...
>>704831877
lol
>>704826516
this isnt bluelight faggot swiy should fuck off
>>704810636
thanks bro!
>>704807576
it's a lot more funny when it's not a third world shit hole.
>>704816855
Hate this shit
>>704822923
Bruh
>>704804008
fuck off
>>704810682
Farcry 2 gameplay
>>704810636
ty ol pupper
this some weak shit nigga, I'd show this to my 3 year old daughter, some weak ass shit
>>704804355
y tho
>>704805837
sauce?
>>704822923
>the way he catches her
This is the birth of a superhero right here.
rekt: https://www.zerocensorship.com/uncensored/isis/execution-by-beheading-gunfire-crushing-head-with-a-rock-video-268778
>>704804008
fuck
>>704810636
thanks supreme puper
>>704835402
OP faggot
>>704817152
i didn't know this was a ylyl thread.
>>704822367
This has been proven a fake rekt. He grabs onto all the wires at the beginning without getting shocked. At the end he touches the same wire and gets shocked. The way he falls is fake. The way the sparks and fire shoots out is pixelated.
>>704833525
>>704833643
>>704831877
rip pepe
>>704804008
fuck
fuck off
>>704831236
Holy jesus
>>704822923
ahahahahah
>>704830997
That's a gif format.
>>704810831
Mmmmm delicious pasta
>>704831620
Underrated comment.
>>704835573
Poor frog.
>>704822109
There are a lot of videos with rifles that they made....
>>704810636
thx
>>704810636
ty doggo!
>>704810539
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMV1iTVQbYs
