Civilization Thread #8.1 Floating Island Edition
Rules:
- Roll dubs to decide next event
- The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands.
- World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher
- Orgies only happen on rolling a 69
Stats:
- Hood: 02 // Population
- Wood:10 // Amount of lumber
- Food: 10 // Amount of foodstuffs
- Mood: 75 // 0-100 how content the populace is
No, op. Just...no.
>>704791009
I was really fucking pumped for this, let me have fun with it just this once.
A weird hermit and his sex dog appear
A pack of hyenas comes to the settlement to chill.
The voice of god is inside one of the peoples bodies, and it's furious.
Rolling for the people to throw bricks from their houses at each other
The population of two do the nasty.
>>704791519
reroll but its angry because of >>704791317
1 gets rejected by otherfag and jumps
sole survivor
The population of two declare their settlements official bird to be a duck.
>>704790633
Horrible monsters attack
>>704791700
kek
>>704791700
sole survivor sucks her own feet and masturbates till she dies.
>ROLLAN
Otherfag gets punched in the nose but is otherwise fine and they have hate sex
They discover a creepy otter shaped idol. Possibly cursed
>>704791700
I'll just do a text update bc that wouldn't change the map.
The man living in the house gives up on his desolate life, jumping from the island and widowing his wife.
Stats:
- Hood: 01 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 09 (-1)
- Mood: 30 (-45)
>>704791954
wife buttfaps in front of wolves
>>704792005
>kek
>>704792005
re roll
A plane crashes and there are survivors
>>704792079
You guyyyyys it's for the grieving process don't laugh
>>704791472
Reroll
Widow then fucks a wolf and FF 9 months they have 3 hybrid babies
Sole survivor starts to build a garden.
THERE IS AN IMMIGRATION
>>704792174
Roll for this but butt babies because vaginas are gross and 4 faggots
>>704792174
Reroll. Reroll. I like this one
>>704792174
Rolling for were-babies
>>704792289
you got it
>>704792289
>>704792310
>>704792174
roll
>OP fuck the dubs I guess we just love this isdea
Sole survivor befriends the island snakes
>>704792478
but it's a really fucking dumb idea........ im just letting probability decide here. also, i remembered that i can just add trees for time progression...
>>704792480
and has buttsex with them resulting in snek babbies
>>704792174
rollan
Hybrid babies invite woman into wolf den (?) and find +10 food
>>704792174
I demand butt babies
>>704792570
>>704792577
huehuehue
>>704792580
reroll
Survivor begins to build a snake village
Lord Xenu creates X men and women.
>>704792577
Because fucking the wolves would make no sense, the widow befriends the local snakes. The alpha snake then seduces the woman and they have 7 babies together, living in the home.
Stats:
- Hood: 09 (+8)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (-9)
- Mood: 60 (+30)
A snake based religion begins and the hierarchy is now snakes>snake people>humans. Humans are now second class citizens
>>704792814
>fucking the wolves would make no sense
>befriends the local snakes
much more logical
>>704792814
Naga master race babies use magic and snake body to get the good noms
>>704792862
roll
>>704792814
The Serpent mated with Eve. I like where this is going,
Yahweh is angered and smites villagers.
>>704792814
All snakes die from snake aids.
Widow fucks wolves which are immune to snake aids.
ff 9 months and wolf hybrids
>>704792955
Yes!
>>704792814
Naga master race does the hamster dance while looking for fudz
a small snake settlement is built. -3 wood.
>>704793066
>>704792955
Das gibt mir gut
Horny polynesians arrive on beach.
>>704793153
Roll
>>704790633
dubs of 9
have shrek become king
>>704793153
reroll but a single hut -3 wood
Level 50 Bard appears, Has keg on infinite beer.
>>704793312
Reroll but it has to be a snake hut
Anne Frank arrives.
>>704792814
The Alpha snake decides to assume his roll as boss by successfully hunting until bebby sneks mature
>>704793411
Oh christ. Begin a garden
>>704793411
Anne frankly, I hope she gets fukt by the alpha snake
>>704792955
This thread is fucking stupid, i ahte all of you. Everyone in the house is fuckign starving. One of them even died. There is no motherfucking food. But at least they now worship snakes. I even made a statue but photoshop is being a cunt about shadows.
Stats:
- Hood: 08 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 50 (-10)
>>704793534
Oh shit. Go hunting with snakes.
>>704793534
sneks eat da ppl
Waluigi opens a brothel, mood sky-rockets
>>704793477
>>704793411
Anne Frank comes bearing garden knowledge?
>if dubs she trades babies for tools
>>704793607
Roll.
>>704793614
Roll
>>704793534
breed more and eat the babies
>>704793611
This is now a snake and Naha village and the citizens are fed
>>704793534
"loli haet pizza" is carved into the land in honor of a succesfull hunt/feast
>>704793534
The snek children eat their mother for nourishment, and hunt for more humans on surrounding islands as a food source
make that bitch eat snakes
>>704793614
Roll em
A Camp Camp is opened for the children of the islands.
>>704793611
also sneks start fuckin wolfs 2 make moar bbs w/out the mum
>>704793614
Roll
>>704793936
reroll
One of the baby sneks turns out to be this special food snek
everyone in this thread is faggot
>>704793611
The snakes eat the exactly one human left, that being the widow. They are happy they ate but have lost their mother.
Stats:
- Hood: 07 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 50 (+/-0)
This is art. Alpha snake acquires a small crown made from stuff they found.
>>704794021
sneks fug wolfs
>>704794021
Space aliens inhabit the town and eat the snakes.
>>704793477
Anne frank began a garden op. There shall be food
>>704794021
Half the snakes go hunting for food, the other half build a bridge to the closest island
>>704794101
rerolllllll!!!!
>>704794148
roll
Hey op we asked for a garden here.
>>704793477
Naga kill a deer.
>>704794044
The alpha snake and the snake statue both receive crowns. Snek babies are still dying, but who fucking cares when you have a stylin' crown.
Stats:
- Hood: 06 (-1)
- Wood:10 (+/-0)
- Food: 00 (+/-0)
- Mood: 43 (-7)
This is crazy fun. Naga discover they have minor magical powers
>>704794203
fag please leave
>>704794403
Reroll feed the snaks
Naga's capture a few rabbits and breed them for food.
>>704794553
Reroll
>>704794148
roll it again.
>>704794553
Reroll
>>704794553
Roll.
>>704794446
nigra, you skipped anne frank and the garden.
>>704794446
begin mining
>>704794553
rawl
>>704794446
Why skip my dubs tho? :(
>>704793944
>>704794553
Rabbits plz. Roll
>>704794148
roll this!
>>704794682
reroll mine DEEP
>>704794677
WINRARE
A plane crashes, there are no survivors but plenty of corpses for food
Snakes scout their floating island and dream that they shall one day soar the sky's and colonize everywhere.
First step is to establish effective means of a replenishing food source. Snakes do this based on what's available.
Describe snake hybrids op
>>704794148
roll it because op wants food.
>>704794925
reroll but 5 survivors & accepted by snek population
>>704794962
rawllin 4dis
>>704794148
Aliens vs. Snakes in an all-out war for survival!
>>704794677
A fenced area is created to breed and cultivate(?) rabbits. I fixed the shadows on the statue. This song is fucking great: https://soundcloud.com/allgetout/girl-gun
Stats:
- Hood: 06 (+/-0)
- Wood:05 (-5)
- Food: 10 (+10)
- Mood: 53 (+10)
Ok so we have an Anne frank garden, a plane crash with 50 survivors, and a breeding rabbit population.
>>704795062
where's the fucking brothel
Rabbits mutate and develop a taste for human flesh, attacking the survivors with fury (Monty Python style)
space aliens turn the trees into food in exchange for the snake statue.
>>704795101
we don't have any of those things besides the rabbit thing because rules exist? like, these threads would be impossible if every dubs roll counted rather than the first after update?
>>704795062
OP stops being an artsy faggot who cares about shadows and actually delivers on
>>704795022
>>704794677
>>704793944
![NeI48ZK[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/pvV5U9H.gif "NeI48ZK[1].gif")
>>704795199
oh shit what have i done
>>704795199
Winrar
>>704795101
>>704795129
only 1st dubs count
The survivors from the plane are enslaved by the superior snakes and naga. They are sent to gather wood
>>704795199
but the remaining population isn't human, pls clarify your great roll
>>704795222
ooh, look at me, trippin' it up
>>704795230
ye, lemme just not do my thing and change the rules instead of making the art nice yup yup
>>704795062
OPs a fag who won't deliver. Abandon thread
>>704795337
clarification: rabbits attack other living organisms and there is a loss of life.
>>704795252
have shrek become emperor; replace currency with shrekkian coins and onionaides
>>704795199
Rabbits start breeding Naga for food. Becomes Dominate race.
>>704795062
the song is fucking shit
>>704795337
Bitch, the rules say dubs decides.
Hmm. Ok so first dubs then. A naga becomes a high priest and interprets the snakes wishes
Space aliens turn trees into food in exchange for the smallest island.
>>704795502
1st dubs is implied newfag
>>704795395
Fuck you I'm having so much fun
>>704795649
No it isn't but okay, continue to be a fag who cares about shadows instead of making a funny game.
>>704795422
alright, rabbits eat all sneks, population is replaced by rabbit population. The rabbits are a war people, yet still believe in the snek gods because im lazy and apaprently nothing i think matters
Stats:
- Hood: 06 (+/-0) => Hood: 40
- Wood:05 (-5)
- Food: 10 (+10) => Food: 30
- Mood: 53 (+10) => Mood: 78
>>704795395
>>704795502
fuck off then?
>>704795491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnoSeiAFSY is this better?
>>704795743
mfw not even op
We need to gather wood to build more houses. Or er, rabbit hutches. A party of rabbits gather wood
>>704795743
good thing time is just a social construct and one can just make up more of it when more people roll for retarded shit. and you know what, fuck photoshop, what a waste of money, i ought to do these in MS Paint from now on.
Snakes develop religion. Remembering the alpha snakes triumph by destroying the betraying human mother.
Snakes develop consciousness and work together to understand the world
>>704795797
I'm happy with it. You respected the magnitude of my 99
>>704795967
Shit dude calm down. I'm just saying, people normally come to these for laughs. First dubs isn't really implied, and people come to have a good time.
>>704795955
>go from complete racial genocide to back to peons gathering wood
i'm laughing so hard this is actually great
life marches on, eh
>>704796045
They had religion and a leader. The rabbits took over but kept the snak religion.
Snakes are visited by the lizard king
>>704795955
winrar
>>704796157
Reroll
Photoshop reality shatters and becomes a ms paint reality
Rabbits create nuclear bombs
>>704795955
Wood is collected from the island and more houses built. Food is of short supply.
Stats:
- Hood: 40
- Wood: 0
- Food: 20
- Mood: 84
>>704796130
as far as ive known just about every thread has done first dubs, it just makes the most sense logistically. guess i'll have to clarify more in the rules next time.
>>704796545
greatest rabbit scientists set to work resurrecting naga race, now understanding the error of their ways and having evolved to be less voracious (they've bred through a bunch of generations already because they're rabbits)
>>704796545
Bunnies look around for carrot seeds, instead discovering two lost Naga eggs, decide to start a naga farm and eat the snake skins for food.
There's a bath salts epidemic and everyone is addicted
>>704796664
Reroll. This. I miss our snake overlords
>>704796545
Niggers invade da island, vandalizing(or desecrating) the snek god statue and houses, and wasting all their resources on timbalands
>>704796545
they build a bridge to the waterfall island
>>704796737
reroll
>>704796806
rereroll
>>704796839
rereroll
>>704796715
The mutant rabbit Haretler leads a populist revolt to establish a dictatorship
>>704796738
We have no wood. We should do this soon though because we're low on wood on out island.
>>704796695
Roll
Aliens claim the waterfall island.
Rabbit trump runs for president and kicks out all the sand rabbits, all rabbits are now white and have horrible combovers. Houses are now designed to look like Carrots.
>>704796545
make bridge to waterfall island
>>704796941
Roll
>>704796695
roll but they find a couple of seeds too
>>704797020
Reroll
They all eat mushrooms and have an intense psychadelic experience. It's like a mental orgasm
>>704796869
I got 69. Does it count as an orgy coz niggers are always fucking if you ask me. If not, reroll :^)
>>704796738
Reroll
>>704797020
Reroll
>>704797124
Rereroll
>>704796664
Reroll
>>704797020
See me rerolling
>>704797172
Rerollerino
>>704792174
Wolf butt babies roll
>>704797020
Rolllllll
>>704797155
Winrar
>>704797266
The widow is dead dumbass.
Op, do you mind if I use this as the basis for a story?
rabbits discover crops
also, kudos OP .gif format is really cool, awesome art style
>>704794148
Roll
>>704796738
Fucking bridge
Use reamaining trees to build a catapult.
Catapult half of the population to waterfall a
island.
Construct bridge from wood on the secondary island.
>>704794446
Bitch quit complaining when YOU forgot the garden
rabbits brains grow allowing them to perceive time and neanderthal-level thought
>>704797710
roll for this shit
>>704797673
Roll
>>704796695
>>704797020
>>704797155
Crops have been planted and a snek farm started.
Stats:
- Hood: 50
- Wood: 0
- Food: 50
- Mood: 90
Use remaining trees to build a bridge to waterfall
>>704797933
>only 33
those brave souls testing the catapult propulsion device.
Metal was discovered and allowed for skyscrapers. All bunnies now live in Hump towers. (Looks like a big H)
>>704797977
WINGODDAMNRAR
>>704798053
Nah mate, >>704797933 was first
They're sky people now
>>704798050
rolling
>>704797933
This guy beat me to it tho
>>704793066
>wasting perfectly good dubs
fuck yourself
>>704798027
my thoughts exactly.
>>704798050
Roll but they're shaped like tits
devestating meteor shower
heavy rain leading to mudslides
>>704798377
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Niggers get out to vote after correctly registering and rememeeting to carpool in order to contribute in saving the planets precious resources
>>704797933
Many died and the bridge was built, hurray!
Stats:
- Hood: 34
- Wood: 0
- Food: 60
- Mood: 87
>>704798621
zantetsuken
>>704798666
Shiettttttt
op what program are you using, this shit is good quality
>>704798709
Start to fish but start a war with the mermaids in the magic river. Prepare for war.
>>704798792
photoshop
Begin hatching the naga eggs they found earlier
>>704798709
best /b/ thread of 2016 OP, congrats
btw there is a new board precisely for doing stuff like this, cant remember which one it is
Rabbits develop water wheel technology, using the river to power a lumber mill
The snek God grants the rabbits otherworldly strength and they begins selective breed with the nagas to make a extremely strong snake rabbit super race
>>704798877
Winner winner no fish for dinner.
>>704798928
youre probably thinking of new quest board
but it is much slower compared to b and could take days to play one small civ out
>>704798883
thats so awesome man, im pretty good at photo editting but this is way cool. getting it to .gif format etc. gj. also ROLLing for asteroid collision
>>704799118
See if we got the nagas back we'd be more prepared for war.
>>704798877
A house is built on the river to begin fishing. The mermaids of the river notice this move and promptly declare war upon the rabbits who are all to eager to reciprocate.
Stats:
- Hood: 44
- Wood: 0
- Food: 70
- Mood: 99
The entire population develops autism with a 100% chance of passing it down and no known cure. It causes them to burn anything made of wood.
>>704799228
They have two eggs, a male and female... so time to train the babies right?
The Onion people invade led by their leader Shrek. Thus begins a great war. There are about 25 onion people. (not counting shrek).
>>704799312
Rolling
>>704799312
>>704799364
Rolling for both
>>704799450
Rolling for this
>>704799300
>rabbits are warlike, mood goes to 99 under war conditions
lol
rabbits send in mature nagas to do battle as meat shields while they gather wood as quickly as possible for war effort
(if trips nagas join forces with mermaids)
>>704799300
Rabbits start to develop metal tools to fight with, Leading into the bronze age.
>>704799489
Just rolling
>>704799450
Roll
bunnies capture a mermaid and use it as a surrogate for amphibious rabbitspawns
The snek God causes Magic snake shaped swords and beef jerky to rain from the sky providing the rabbits their needed weaponry and food
>>704799508
Rolling on into battle.
>>704799145
on the one hand i wouldnt mind running a slightly slower thread, it would be easier to manage, but on the other i dont think i could handle checking up on a thread every few hours for a week
>>704799450
Reroll
Raise the nagas!!!!
Stealth rabbit puts lsd in the river and the mermaids trip balls.
Rabbits breed with mermaids
>>704799584
reroll
>>704799643
Reroll
>>704799677
YES LET THE HYBRID WATER RABBITS REIGN
Rabbits breed with magical beef jerry that turns them into lemonade mermaids
>>704799300
>mermaids have no legs dan cant reach out of the water
star fishing the mermaids for food
>>704799625
Rolling for war nagas
>>704799728
> magical beef jerry
An unborn fetus and its twelve niggers come and start spanking each other with the exception of the fetus, who watches with intrepid curiosity.
>>704799727
Oh god
>>704799844
HAYAHAHAHHAHAHA that counts as a reroll rite?
>>704799677
Rabbits fished for several days to catch a mermaid who they trapped and bred. A new generation of amphibious rabbits is born (in brackets [])
Stats:
- Hood: 54 [10]
- Wood: 0
- Food: 80
- Mood: 99
>captcha just tried to convince me a shrub was a tree
>>704799862
reroll niggers
A rabbit falls in love witha mermaid. They fuck and have mutant rabbit mermaid babies to help ease tention of the war to show love wins. fagots.
Every rabbbit turns homosexual. repopulation stops.
>>704800008
Mermaid build Aquaducts into rabbits' island to attack it.
Wisest rabbit becomes a hermit but takes amphibious rabbit with him
>>704800008
>>704800008
Make peace with mermaids and accept them as part of our own.
Make trades so we can acquire their magical underwater wood
>>704800008
I promise this was a real captcha
Rabbits suffer heavy losses due to lack of wood for war efforts, have to disassemble houses. Naga and amphirabbits multiply
>>704800236
Reroll for mermaid retaliation.
The mermaids ather into their aquarium air ships and attack! 5 air ships counting!
Lizard king appears before taking wisest rabbit as tribute
>>704800278
reroll
some rabbits want to go to war, some dont!. the weak retreat from the war to death by jumping off cliff. 1/3 population
On the new island some snakes (not naga) are found cause they weren't killed by the rabbits. They are revered and brought into the community.
rabbit descover precious metals. they build swords and armor
>>704800512
Roll for spiritually revered snakes
>>704800008
Rabbits somehow convince all mermaids to swim off the edge of waterfall island
All rabbits turn gay and future rabbits will also be gay. repopulation stops for rabbit kind.
Charismatic rabbit forms cult which has its followers dig and dig and dig until they reach the bottom and are free
>>704800554
Rolling for this. Oh and Mermaids build aquaducts to begin attack.
>>704800628
Reroll
offer the new breeds to snake god to create a snake wizurd that can harnest the levitational power of the central isand
Snakes are rediscovered and now there is a snake cult
>>704800623
reroll
>>704800688
Holy shit what
Op can you do a dubs roll for mermaids as well to help them grow.. If so Mermaids build a sea tower to attack incoming bunnies.
>>704795797
10+10=/=30
50+10=/=78
If dubs, Trump arrives to build a wall around the island, preventing anyone from falling off. Travel is still possible
>>704800688
>>704800788
dubs dub 8's nice
also can we bring the original widdow back at the same time
>>704800899
YES YES AND YES
>>704800899 MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT
The rabbits find oil underneath the river and Start drilling.
>>704800899
HAIL DRUMPF
>>704801122
were rich
>>704800688
The new breed is sacrificed and the gods possess the Naga statue, giving it great powers.
Stats:
- Hood: 64
- Wood: 0
- Food: 90
- Mood: 99
>>704800899
Those weren't the operating numbers for that turn, they were the ones from the last one. The => was showing the rearrangement to a different population (rabbits from naga).
>>704800899
I AM A GOD.
IF THIS IS ALSO DUBS HAVE BUNNIES AND MERMAIDS MAKE PEACE, CREATING A NEW RELIGION WITH A SHARK GOD CALLED weldkat
>>704801297
Oh ok. Do my trump dubs still count. Pls
>>704801399
Winfuckingrar
>>704801399
AGAIN! REFER TO ABOVE POST and MAKE THE MERMAIDS PAY
>>704801399
oh shit 99 again GOD HAS SPOKEN, TRUMP SHALL BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THE MARMAIDS PAY FOR IT!
>>704801297
levitate all of the water from the riverfall and leave mermaids with no where to live
>>704801343
Rolling
Mermaids dig out the island to make a huge lake, build houses using coral. Use all the extra dirt to make a land bridge to the bunny kingdom.
>>704801581
roll
>>704801343
roll
if trips trump dies before any wall is constructed and trump fag must leave thread
>>704801343
rollin
Isis invade riding swede cucks
Societal homogeneity is a requirement for the advancement of a society, to make sure it flourishes.
Niggers and niggers of the sand type seem to act against this, against any sort of working structure that isn't "shoot with guns and commit criminal acts" and women tend to not be particularly loyal to any tribe. They're a weak point for cultural invasion and cultures who have their women chaste tend to have the focus and energy to expand and conquer. In fact, with that energy being present, it takes more focus NOT to than it does otherwise.
Women are to be kept chaste and in check, else they ruin all we work for by inviting "vibrant diversity" into a working system and have it upended by cultures contrast to our own.
Once unleashed, it is so much more work to create a society that contains the social cohesion women present that it is more likely the remnants will be absorbed into other cultures.
Due to women being suddenly "free to fuck" and therefore wandering aimless without a culture or purpose, they are angry and upset but unwilling to be coerced into a chaste status unless subdued forcefully. This is something that more tribal based cultures are more than able and willing to do.
However, there will be those who are otherwise, who flourish in this new found freedom.
My proposal is this: We find a way to separate those who flourish with individuality and create a new society.
>>704801581
Rolling to help the best race mermaids
>>704801795
Rolling
>>704801399
Peace agreementy thing, wall, payment, island no death, crops r growin'. This was exhausting to draw in.
Stats:
- Hood: 74
- Wood: 0
- Food: 100
- Mood: 93
>>704802065
at the exact same time as the last brick of wall was being put
came the conquerors of the northwest. their aim is to get all the earth from central island and extract it
when extracted it floats everything it coats
>>704802065
mermaids starts aquaducts to southern most island planning on expanding and then attacking.. cant trust them wetbacks.
>>704802190
No anon, wall is finished. Travel Is still allowed t though
>>704802237
Rolling for this, make mermaids great again
>>704802065
Trump is assassinated by mermaid SJW's.
>>704802369
MASS ORGY
>>704802065
the people start using the river as a toxic dump site and a mutated creature arrives also the griver is now green pls
>>704802376
Darn so close. Reroll
>>704802065
Males enslave females and make them guzzle cum and creampie all day instead of eating. Snake God takes right island and forms a giant mountain on Trump Island
>>704802400
fuck
>>704802445
Lol roll
Snakes are rediscovered and become spiritual leaders. A rabbit becomes a high priest and speaks for them. It's kinda corrupt though because they can't actually communicate.
>>704802445
Roooooolll
>>704802400
well then lol
>>704802445
This.
>>704802461
They build a wall to keep out all the Mexicans effectivly divided the island in half. The house is spilt 50/50
This is hands down my favorite thread of the year
>>704802400
All efforts to block mermaids out have been stopped, the Trump is dead. Crops are fully grown. I have class in the morning so when this thread dies it dies folks. May pick up the story where it leaves off next time? Who knows.
Stats:
- Hood: 83
- Wood: 0
- Food: 110
- Mood: 87
>>704802445
Reroll
>>704802445
Roll
>>704802445
Rollerino
Snakes are rediscovered and become spiritual leaders. A rabbit becomes a high priest and speaks for them. It's kinda corrupt though because they can't actually communicate. I want snakes back so badly
>>704802445
Sluts ftw
>>704802434
Rolling for new post, trump is dead time to expand.
All the females die off due to a rare disease contracted from mosquitos. Faggotry ensues.
>>704802445
We need this
>>704802757
Reroll!!
>>704802624
levitation wizurd goes crazy, flips all islands upside down.
everyone dies
>>704802445
How has this not been rolled yet
>>704802795
rollin
>>704802237
Rolling for this.
>>704802445
Rolling for cumslaves
>>704802795
rollin lol
>>704802757
Rerolllinnnnn
>>704802839
rerolll
>>704802445
Rollin' rollin' rollin' rawhide
>>704802795
we're on a roll
>>704802445
Alpha males win
>>704802757
Roll for this.
Rabbits turn on selves due to violent tendencies. Females become slaves and when they can no longer give children are eaten. Massive sex orgies during the bbq of the old rabbit women
>>704802795
rolling for all dicks out for harambe
>>704802445
This and mountain is shaped like dildo
>>704803029
roll for dicks
>>704803046
Yes.
>>704803028
Roll for this and >>704802871
>>704803029
rollin'
Rabbits begin making tools and start crafting more snake statues
>>704803099
WINRAR
>>704803099
Ugh no not the childish one
>>704803099
I was really hoping this wouldn't win because i won't be able to finish it by the time this thread dies....... so, how bout this. Thursday same time? 11:30pm is around when i started, we pick up where we left off. I'll save this thread I promise im just tired as fuck rn and need to stop missing classes.
>>704803170
tbh, a lot of this thread started out childish but just ended up p much like egyptian lore kinda shit so...
>>704803252
OP is fag. Doesn't deliver
>>704803099
All population dies from being insufferable faggots
>>704803252
Sounds like a plan stan..
>>704803340
g'night op. good thread thanks
no war happened because of these trump fanatics
