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Welcome to Hogwarts. Come in and let the sorting hat determine what house you belong in.

Singles = Students
0 - 1 --> Gryffindor (values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry)
2 - 3 --> Hufflepuff (values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty)
4 - 5 --> Ravenclaw (values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit)
6 - 7 --> Slytherin (values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness)
8 - 9 --> Filthy Muggle

Dubs = Hogwarts staff
00 --> Defense Against the Dark Arts
11 --> Divination (art of predictingt the future)
22 --> Potions
33 --> Charms
44 --> Alchemy
55 --> History of Magic
66 --> Herbology
77 --> Care of Magical Creatures
88 --> Flying
99 --> Muggle Studies

Trips is the headmaster
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First
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>>704778425
>Ravenclaw masterrace!!
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>>704778508
Fuck you freaks
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>>704778553
>>704778553
Almost headmaster :/ I would have burned this whole place down
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still have no idea why people post in those thread when it's going to be filled with roll and thats all
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>>704778425
Huffleblaze it
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Head master like op mom
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Rollin
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>>704778425
Why not
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>>704778425
Gay headmaster here
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Leggo
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Slytherin
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roll
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>>704779162
fuk
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sort me mr hat
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rolling for anything but muggle
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>>704778425
rolli rollo mister potato
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big ol roll
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>>704779444
Check'd
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>>704778425
Roll
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>>704778425
so trying
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>>704778425
roll
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Rolling for my slitherbros
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Rollo
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haha slytherin, thats ok for me
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>>704778425
NOT SLYTHERIN BITCHES
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Hello Mr. Hat
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>>704778425
Roll diddly Reno!
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>>704780218
No!
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>>704780206
FUCK
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>>704778425
Reroollllll
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OP is a faggot.
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>>704778425
not muggle plz
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plz muggle
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rarollin
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Xd
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>>704778425
headmaster reporting in
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>>704778425
rollkk
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Rolling
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I'm a big black nigger and I'm going to rape your family
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lets make the roll more interesting if we get quads ill dump all the oc ive got on my girl
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Roll dis bish
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roller
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>>>
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>>704780111
welcome headmaster
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>>704781238
Fuck, re roll
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>>704778425
what happens if I value courage, patience, creativity and cunning?
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Rerolling fuck that last roll
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check em
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>>704781329
re roll
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>>704778425
Rollidlididdldydoo
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slytherin get
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>>704781322
according to this ur potions
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Sort me
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>>704778425
Female foot inspector
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Fuck that shit, not going to be fucking muggle!
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ROLL NIGGA
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>>704781609
Nope... reroll
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>>704778425
I want all of the hogwards to cum inside of my asshole that's all I know sign me up
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Rolling
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Rollin
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>>704781628
REROLL NIGGA
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Ffffffffffuuuu
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>>704781488
I'm actually cool with that, glad the flying instructor was kind enough to reply to me
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Harry potter is for fags.


Go Slytherin. Dark Arts
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>>704778425
Expecto Dubs
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What do I get
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Griffinwhore!!!
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rollo
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Rolling for quads
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>>704781859

Eh. One more time
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>>704781880
WOO
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>>704781876
Off by one.
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Might as well
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>>704782009
u were 1 off >>704781123
dam
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>>704778425
Fuck Hufflepuff.
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Let's get sorted bitches
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Roll
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Roll
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Let's see...
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Rolling
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Hi everybody, I am excited for this school year!
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This is gay but ill roll
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roll
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>>704778425
rolling for the glory of hufflepuff
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>>704778425
Sort me!
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>>704782260
most things are gay dude, its all about how gay you roll.
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Hogwarts staff get
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>>704782344
nope alchemy instead

>>704782000 ruined the thread by not getting in here call him a major sissy boy faggot
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jkrolling
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DUES VALT
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Sorting roll
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>>704778425
All I want is to attend Hogwarts, and fuck a couple of dirty slytherin butches, make passionate love to a gryffindor, make a sexy ravenclaw my submissive sex partner, and fuck a thick hufflepuff virgin with my huge dick while my balls slap her ass.

That is all.
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rolls
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Rolling for Tostinos pizza rolls
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Roll
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Roll
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Rolling
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Rippidy roll
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roll
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faggol
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>>704778425
Check em
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R o l l
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harry potter is gay
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What about trips?
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>>704783859
already got the headmaster
>>704780111
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Don't be a muggle. Don't be a muggle! DON'T BE A MUGGLE!
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Don't need a hat to tell me where I belong lol
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>>704783776
Roll
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rollz
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expelliarmus
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Rolling
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roll
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roll weezley
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>>704783967
All niggers to Azkaban, Trayvon.
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>>704781118
>nigger
>muggle
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>>704778425
ROLLIN..
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>>704784300
>All niggers to Azkaban, Trayvon.

Kek. Defense against the Dark Arts.
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Ravenclaw
Ravelclaw
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>>704778425
Go go Power Rangers
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Roll
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>>704778425
Muggle FTW.
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>>704778425
roll
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>>704778425
Gryffindor best door
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Heres to good luck
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rowling
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rolling
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Pottermore says I'm Gryffindor. Does 4chan agree?
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>>704785376
I guess not. Still going with Pottermore.
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I better be Ravenclaw, K. K. Rowling
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>>704778425
Roll
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roll
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What if you get quads
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>>704778425
death eater for life
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Rick Rolling
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Leggo my eggo!!
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Mmk
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RavenClaw
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>>704785613
voldemort
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Chicken nuggets
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When you talk about hanging I'm thinking about a tree and a belt.
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Motherfucking Hufflepuff, bitches.
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Come on Ravenclaw or Slytherin!!!
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Roll
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Divination
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Rolling
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Roll...
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Roll
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Roll
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>>704778425
wll
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Defense Against the Dark Arts reporting in
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>>704781118
1 off quads
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im here for the good stuff
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Rollllll
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Harry Potter and the hallway surprise butt fucker
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>>704781123
rolling for her ass
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rollio
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We Headmaster now.
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>>704778425
00 let's go
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>>704786377

Eh, that'll do I guess.
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>>704778425
rollin
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Roll
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Re rolling cause fuck u that's why
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>>704778425
Lord please pimp my wizard shit out
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>>704778425
Might as well
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Roll
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Please not slytherine
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>>704778425
Oh hi everybody, dumberdore here.
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Rolling!
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>>704786966

Well, you are on the payroll at least.
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Roll
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Roll for Herbology. Need the dank
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>>704778425
roooooooooooollllllll
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>>704778425

slytherin
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>>704778425

roll
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I want to die
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>>704787115
Woot, Ravenclaw get
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head master. called it
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>>704778425
My school actually does something similar to this. We've been doing this since 1975. We don't call them "houses" after all, instead they're called "Firms" and our first day we are assigned to one. Over time, each has developed their own reputation. The firm I am in is the equivalent of Ravenclaw in that we are the "intellectual" of the firms.

tl;dr, hogwarts houses are real, I'm a ravenclaw. ask me anything
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>>704787277
>>704786377

Well this is awkward. Do we battle to the death now?
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>>704778425
bored
Rolling
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rell
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>>704787395
You are part of the master race now
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rollin
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rollin
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>>704778425
rollerion there bud
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>>704787555
All hail the new headmaster
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>>704787440

I have a question, why are you such a wad?
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>>704778425
inb4 gross mugg
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>>704787555

What kind of dark magic is this?
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Neegar
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>>704778425
Fuck off mudbloods
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yoooooo
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Rollllllerio
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Oh boy, I can't wait to force Hermonie and Fleur into my OTP
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Hermione get
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Check me out
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Roll
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rollin
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>>704778425
roll
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Cmon raven claw
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>>704778425
well well
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rell
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Roll
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Roll
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>>704778425
Joj
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Rolling
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roll
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Fuck a wedding ring, I bought a necklace.
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>>704778425
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>>704785613
>>704781123
this happens at quads
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>>704781123
Ya
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Gimme dem dub dub dub dubs
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>>704787555
>>704779444
>>704780111
>>704788555
we dont need this many head masters
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Rolling for Ravenclaw.
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>>704791932
yep and still waiting for these hp nerds to get the quads
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>>704792120
The old ones died. The most recent trips is the current head master.
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>>704791998
check 'em
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CRAAW
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roll
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lets roll
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>>704792258
I understand. I just like rolling for gets, don't really care for HP. But, ya girl's nudes seem interesting.
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XD
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Headmaster pls
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Rollin
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Rolllllllllllll
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wuss poppin b
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>>704786343
mighty fine ass indeed

not hers but while we wait
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>>704778425
le-roll jenkins
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Tom Marvolo Riddle
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Roll for Ravenclaw
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RoLL
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>>704793489
this is rachel she lives in australia melbourne
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>>704778425
For great justice
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>>704793744
heres her pussy for trips good luck
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As quads what am I?
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>>704793841
quads will arrive in time
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fuck me jerry
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>>704793872
quads gets my oc gf naked
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rolling
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>>704794010
ayyyyyyyy aint so bad
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>>704793971
these are her perfect tits
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Swagrid
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Rolling
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Gogo
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>>704778425
Accio quads!
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ok roll
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You're a wizzard
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>>704778425
not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin not slytherin
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Rollin for gryffindor
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>>704794778
FML...
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Alchemy get
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>>704778425
Rolling for greatness
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I'll only be here a year check em
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>>704778425
they see me
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Rock n roll
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Lets go
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not slytherin
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rolly rolly roll
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Rollin
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Harry Pothead
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Muthafuckin Dumbledore in this bitch
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They see me rollin'
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Roll 4 Sly
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>>704778425
check em
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Rolling
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>>704778425
rollingu
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roll
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What happens if I get greater than mere trips?
It won't happen but what, do I become Wizard-Hitler?
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rerollan
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sorting hat sorting hat dont make me a bitch
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Roll bitches
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>>704778425
ghfgh
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Hufflepuff is best house
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>>704778425

Dumbledore reporting
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>>704795953
Its worse than being a bitch.. FUCK
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filthy muggle reporting
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>>704778425
hufflepuff GET
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>>704778425
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
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>>704778425
Roll
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You already know.
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going for head master
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Dinner
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Rell
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Roll
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>>704778425
rolling
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Rolling
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Roll
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>>704778425
DUMBBBBBLELLELEDODODORRRREE
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wingardium leviosuh biotches
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Rollerino
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Roll
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R o o l l
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>>704778425
Rollerino
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Rollerino
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Rollin
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Fat
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roll
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Go Hufflepuff
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>>704798469
Re-Fat
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>>704798769
Oh my god two 69s in a row, end me.
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Rolling
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Headmaster get
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Rolling
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