ITT: we working in the same office anons!
ATTENTION ***EVERYONE***
IF YOU USE ANY DISHES OR CUTLERY IT IS ***YOUR*** RESPONSIBILITY TO CLEAN THEM UP.
ALSO, ***ALL*** CONTAINERS IN THE FRIDGE MUST BE DATED, ANY CONTAINERS FOUND WITHOUT DATES OR OLDER THAN 7 DAYS WILL BE DISACARDED, YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CONTAINER *AND* YOUR LUNCH.
Who threw that fucking stapler!!!!!
>>704721883
Sam did it
>>704721842
This is why we hate you shannon
*Throws paper balls to some people with furries on it*
Who wants to play go fish?
>>704721951
I didn't you fucking prick!!
>>704721452
hey op, i want that report on average horse cocks girth on my desk by noon, got it?
>>704722141
It's got your fucking name on it!!!!!
>>704721452
Who was the fucker who put this in my briefcast, that's not funny guys
Yea uhh. Someone know how to open this website some guy told me to visit? Im on A website right now but i only see search results or some kind. Should i click somewhere orrr...???
>>704722141
I heard you yell allahu akbar fucking terrorist
>>704722031
Barry gave me authorisation to put it there.
I'm not your mummy, stop acting like a child and clean up after yourself.
Hey Tom. I want that report by 4 pm.
You can do it, youre closer to promotion. *winks*
>>704722298
Sam did it
>>704722273
are you retarded?
it obviously said Abarron
>>704722317
A Muslim?
working in an office?
Good one Simon!
I made cookies for everyone! Take one, please. Once everyone has recieved their first cookie, then you can help yourself to a second one.
>>704721452
If i find out out whoever has been putting their dick in my tacos ill suck their dick, be warned!!
Just because I was flirting doesn't mean I was sexualy harassing you
>>704722310
Just call the idiots on service desk, remember to be as rude as possible to those cunts.
>>704722429
>>704722298
Why are you people so lazy, get back to work or I'll let Barry know you're screwing around on the job.
>>704722336
Yes mother
>>704722193
Give me a break Norton. Do you shit without me
>>704722429
For fucks sake. Sam to my office now!
The rest of you keep working
>>704722468
Well aberron is a cunt
>>704722637
That's it, Barry AND HR are going to know about this.
Fucking Men.
>>704722627
im taking a handful sarah because you threw my cat under the elevator and crushed it you nasty bitch
>>704722692
Oooooo sams fucked
Back to your seats, Quick! I saw COO Jamari doing his routine checks.
Who farted? ??
>>704722743
Did I rape you Shannon?
Why is the boss never taking me to his office to give me a spanking..
>>704722692
re you kidding me?!?
IT WASN'T EVEN ME, FOR FUCK SAKE
>>704722804
Sam did it
>>704722804
Shannon.
>>704721452
Halo i am the new interrn here
>>704722764
The fuck you are you little bitch. I told you Sam threw him! I was trying to help!
If you still want to, enjoy your hospital trip. Those cookies have peanuts in them.
>>704722785
Shit *Starts typing random shit in keyboard looking concentrated*
Who's bringing the rohipnol to the Xmas party???
>>704722886
INTERNS GET OUT
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE
We are going to die here.
>>704722886
You're one floor up trevor
What up players? Hey guess who got lucky with Rebecca in the break room like right now ayyyy. Steve!! Steve?! Smell my fingers bro!
>>704722692
Barry, Richard is harrassing me again.
>>704722828
Just don't even talk to me.
>>704722852
Keep your tone down Sam.
Okay boy thats the last one i want to hear about you two, next time ill give you unpayd extra work
>>704722946
i don't know what you're talking about but im snorting jamaican crystal urine on the Xmas after party.
>>704722764
actually that was me, my bad bro
also can you cover for me while I take a shit on the bosses desk?
>>704722769
did you 69 sam?
>>704722934
that's ok ive been choking on nuts since i was 6, this wont kill me, the gypsy with the missing eye in the shady alleyway outside the building said so
I need you to work this weekend.
I promised the client a better product with new bells and whistles.
If you need me, just call me; I'll be at the beach with my girlfriends this weekend.
>>704723065
Sam called Shannon fat!!
>>704721452
Alright, I brought three boxes of munchkins. Each of you can only have a max of 3, and please use the napkins.
>>704723151
give it all to me u whiteboi
>>704723151
Sam forgot to buy napkins tho
>>704723095
fuck, only if you show me how you do that thing with your tongue
Is it me or does the IT guy make anyone else nervous?
>>704723240
We're both black, Tyrone.
>>704723270
Sam's been fucking up lately...
I swear to God if I get blamed for one more thing I didn't do, I'm going to
nuke this whole building
>>704722886
Hey intern can you print out the gif I just sent you? Haha check this out guys
>>704723289
I know what you mean.
the number of clocks he has in is office is scares me
>>704723369
Stop being a faggot sam, this is why nobody likes you
>Why won't Sam notice me
>maybe it's because he's a misogynist
>next time he does anything, I'm reporting him to HR
>>704723369
Sam you're so funny
I need to speak with you for a minute about the wage gap.
>>704723507
Don't you think Sam and Shannon are a good pair?
>>704723369
What did I just heard? Nuke my floor?
Okay big guy I think you need to talk
with Claire, our psychologist.
>>704723147
B-but I had plans to go to.... Yeah, y-you can count on me boss.
>>704723545
Yep, that's fine Linda, but I'm a little busy right now, send me an email about it and I'll look into it.
>>704723545
O look helga showed up today
>>704723545
Haha.. gap....
>>704721452
Oh, sorry I didn't see you there. I was just tidying up the PowerPoint for next week's presentation...
>>704723609
I'll take it jeff
>>704723662
shhssh man she might hear you...
She's even worse than Shannon, she'll report you for anything but worse still, she's actually friends with the HR bitch.
>>704723631
But I *really* need to talk to you.
>>704723662
It's Helen.
>>704723572
No, Shannon's a lez. She's basically a leather jacket away from being Billy Ray Cyrus
>>704721452
Why with the pickles? I just quit smoking, and you ruined my day.
>>704723762
I'd help too but I'm meant to see the psychologist then.
it doesn't help because she always has to play psychologist with me.
>>704723545
I'm sorry, Tyffani, but I simply can't give you a raise just because you identify as female and wear dresses to work... You're getting paid the same as everyone else who's held your position for less than a year, and you're gonna have to be happy with that....
hoo stol stronk akkordion? my akkordion.
When is bring your hot teenager daughter to work day?
>Looking directly at Chris
>>704723845
O my bad hannah
>>704723969
Classic Jimmy
If i find out whoever keeps taking my salad and carving "Hugh Mungus" in the container i'm going to file for a sexual assault complaint. I am a woman in the workplace and i do not deserve this treatment.
Sam!
My office, NOW.
Fuck, this office needs some tunes.
(brings out bluetooth speaker)
*click*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm7x20U412c
>>704723918
*Clearing my throat and being beta*.. uhh nothing
>>704723369
Sam! Why the fuck you put this shit in my briefcast. You got austism or something
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704724100
alright then....
>>704724100
Cmon John,pull yourself together Hannah isn't scary at all you could take her
>>704724194
She wants me
>>704724079
how about... no
>>704723906
Hey i think she is named linda
>>704724134
WHO THE FUCK THIS FUCKWIT IN THE BUILDING!
rick-IT
Guys, the life of senior management is a lot tougher than you think... Even though I'm out of my office for the next six weeks cruising my yacht through the South China Sea, that doesn't mean I'm not still working! There's a lot of shit we've got to do up at this level, too!!
Seriously......
Now, if you'll excuse me, my 20 year-old supermodel wife and I got some sun-tanning to do on the aft deck...
Somebody wanna join me on making crystals?
I've just found this guide on the internet-thingy!!
WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LUNCH, IT WAS CLEARLY LABELED CALEB
>>704724282
hey that's my child you're talking to
Sam Jr
>>704724264
Jesus Sam you wanna fuck up again cuz that's how you fuck up
>>704724368
Sam did it
>>704724264
Pack your shit, and get the fuck out of my sight.
>>704724260
You ever see how she eats her sandwich? Like the fucking cookie monster. Definite deal breaker bro
>>704724282
That is Edward he probably fucking crazy
or born premature and drop 3 times as a baby
also where the fuck is my pen?
-Jimmy IT
Hi, I'm here for the job interview.
Goodness me, it's too hot in here.
>>704724275
You know that's a he, right?
>>704724433
shut up Tom you fat shit, we all know it was you
My wife just had twins, who wants to see the baby pictures xo
>>704724496
You're hired.You can work with Sam
>>704724275
"She" told me to start addressing "her" as Tyffani, with the fucked-up spelling actually pronounced (teefanee?)....
I don't get it either, but she's gonna have to suck it up... I can't just hand out huge raises just because someone feels they deserve it because they wear dresses instead of pants... "Social Justice" is just not the real world....
Test
>>704724549
Uh oh Sam must not of napped after he ate
>>704724453
no please it was a joke, see I'm in your office now
>>704724505
..guess I'll just set the building on fire then
>>704724356
Send that mr goldstien that fucking jew
gotta gas them all
>>704723369
Fuck you Sam
who here likes my business card?
>>704724721
He was probably too busy eating caleb's sandwich boss
Nobody likes you guys.
>>704724547
You're fucking with me, right. Oh men i think i'm gay, i didn't notice it she is a guy
Anon, the police officer on the phone told me to strip search you.
>>704724568
I'm done working with Sam.
Did I mention I am really good at reducing the cost of the labor force?
>>704724899
Damn Kyle nobody asked you to talk
did you just assume Sam's gender?
Got my new keyboard for my computer. I hope no one steals it.
>>704724953
Srry did I say Sam I meant Shannon and hannah
We've received multiple noise complaints from the office next door, and as the sheriff of this county I'm going to have to ask you to keep it down, okay Sam?
>>704724693
Sam, youre a fucking asshole, clearly labeled my food and then you blame Tom.
>>704724776
Dammit, Terry! How many times do I have to tell you!? Our accounting staff NEEDS to be Jewish!! Otherwise, we won't be making near the margins we are!!
Stop trying to gas our accountants already!!
>>704724993
Hey, screw you John. You're just mad I fucked your ex wife.
Sam here, giving you all a big fuck off. I'm going to be the co-host of an online kids show and i'm going to be super famous especially now people realize Sam can be a girls name too!
Btw whoever brought pasta into work for the past 2 years, i was the one who kept stealing it. Come get me now you ass rat.
>>704725068
don't mind me, I'm must waiting for someone to say some shit like how I'm going to steal it or
something
>>704721452
Fuck this place. I go to McDonalds. Who comes with me?
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>704725167
We all did
>>704725082
You mean sam's son sam Jr's son Edward the fuckwit
-Rick IT
>>704725077
I didn't realize it was a mass reduction in force.
I am going to need special tools for this.
>>704725098
it wasn't me! why would I want your lunch when I've brought my own?
>>704725167
Kyle you know I left her cuz Sam gave her a std
Someone pulled the fire alarm.
>>704725242
Aloha snackbar?? ahahah sanjeeb calm down you prankster
>>704721452
I was running late and I didn't have time to shower at the gym. I hope no one minds.
>>704725242
Ofcukno.png
>This is why it's good to hire combat veterans.....
*starts masturbating looking at Sam*
>>704725242
Shit when did we hire that Paki programmer?
>>704725190
dude why must you keep dragging my name in the dirt
woman to power
>>704725214
Im down with that john. Im tired to deal with the Sam's shit
>>704725302
Watch your language with me son, or you'll be facing the law
>>704721452
Who wants to suck my dick for free
-carl unemployed
>>704725305
>>704725504
I thought you took care of Shannon wtf man
>>704724721
Why are you eating your coworkers food, throwing your stapler at people, and screaming Allahu Akbar so goddamn lout that the fucking poilce had to to come due to a fucking noise complaint?! Answer this shit now, or I'll have your shit packed for you, and thrown out the goddamn window, making sure it hits your shitty 2007 Honda Civic that's 3 months late on payments.
>>704725382
Shit... It was a prank?
Well.... Sanjeeb just bled all over the break room... >>704725416 killed him with a plastic fork.... Sorry 'bout that........
how do save a drowning baby?
take your foot off its head
>>704725495
im sorry, i just really want you to fuck me
-Mike
Oh shit Sams going postal!!
>>704725724
Getting real tired of your shit sam
>>704725585
That was Sam and then I was called into a workplace ethics meeting.
>>704725316
Cause youre an asshole Tom we all know this
>>704725068
Not as cute as a Planck keyboard
>>704725519
What the fuck did I do wrong just called a retard who has reeeeing loudly a fuckwit
-Rick IT
>>704725775
it's cool, I've got more
how do you get a baby out a blender?
nachos
>>704725573
Hey is it the famous "ohh myyy" guy ?
Dibs on being office whore
Dan Schneider just became your supervisor.
What do you do?
>>704725756
Going postal has lost a lot of its meaning.
>>704725664
Honestly glad he's dead, he kept asking me to read some book called the Corranne and how it'd save me from this hell.
Now it won't be awkward to hand back that book, it was covered in squiggles he called Arabic but i think he mightve been dyslexic lol
>>704725888
Sam I swear to god I'm going to throw another stapler and blame it on you
*types away at computer* DAMNIT! What is my job?!
>>704725656
>>704725888
with theses trips can I stay in this office sir?
>>704725756
No I think that carl not getting his dick sucked
>>704725573
-tim it
>>704726051
Sweeping the floors lee geez
Dammit Tom! Pull your pants up you lard!
>>704725963
Start getting pedicures and hope i still look young enough to keep my job
>>704725963
Step 1. Who?
Step 2. Make fun of his hair
Step 3. Make fun of his fat
Step 4. Make fun of his clothes
Step 5. Make fun of his faggotry
Step 6. Mention all this to his superiors, take his position and watch him get escorted out...
>hostile takeovers can be quite entertaining...
Who the fuck ate my lunch , I wrote hanks meme full , now I don't have the skills to produce dank memes
>>704725963
Bring a virgin offering
>>704725963
Bend over, no one can resist Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schnieder
>>704726221
don't bring your offering to close to Tom.
That fat shit will eat it like he did with everyone's lunch
>>704725963
I tell my wife to stop dropping off our daughter at my office.
>>704726085
One more goddamn time, Sam, and I swear you're out of here, and I make sure you never become employed at another office/store/whatever the fuck you apply for again. Mark my words.
>>704726378
Stop trying to blame that on me Sam I know you take all the food home to feed your 23 cats
>>704726456
thanks boss
>>704726037
Proselytizing religion is not allowed in this office environment....
Strangely enough, however, proselytizing Islam is not frowned upon because tolerance or some shit...
>>704725963
Bash his brain in and fuck while he dtill moves around twitching
-gary
>>704726555
Oh for fucks sake Sam, you're promoted.
>>704726507
we all know I get more pussy than you Tom, you don't have to tell the whole office
>>704726221
Damn! Sam! Is always you. You need another hole in you crack. Off yourself
>>704721842
this is too real i dont like this game anymore
>>704726608
narly
>>704726507
Tom if Sam is eating all the lunches please explain why you have a whole condiment spread on your shirt
-Felix
>>704726676
I didn't know you were into beastiality sam
>>704726798
I like ketchup faggot do we have a fucking problem?
>>704726572
A religion? I thought it was some shitty book club lol
>>704726912
Oh god he's going to sit on me someone get a forklift!
>>704726837
Shut up, Tom, or you're gonna attract the attention of that fat smelly weirdo furry dude from IT....
>>704726837
I get what I can
I'm not fussy
>>704725963
i break the news to jennifer, the teenage volunteer who is trying to earn community service hours for her high school graduation requirements
OH MAN!! this Garfeild the cat is hilarious!!
I hate Mondays haha
>>704727098
Jeremy isn't that bad just get to know him sam
>>704727098
rawr xdd
did anyone say furry hahah im a spiritual transwolf pigeon on deviant art hit me up if u wanna yiff off some time
Can somebody CC me the Aderson account info mail?
Bucky's gonna have my head if I don't make the deadline.
Thanks in advance!
>>704727252
Hiiii jeremy
>>704727313
Sure thing sending over the Sanderson files right now
-Felix
>>704727313
I got you jim
hey who wants to try out my new condom?
>>704727408
Way to be on top of it felix
>>704727231
I'm not Sam, I'm Ted.... And I've tried a few times, but he's just so......
>>704727252
Eugh.... See what I mean, Tom!? I just can't deal with that........
>>704727352
Heyy haha im thinking of coming in my fur suit for halloween, what do u think :3
>>704727531
It's ok Ted I understand
>>704727587
Please don't I'd rather not have to tear my eyes out. thanks.
-Felix
>>704727414
Ah great, thanks Alex!
Oh and of course thank you, Felix. But I needed the Anderson file, not the Sanderson.
I made a similar mistake last week haha lol XD
>>704727587
Me too bro
>>704727716
Gregs here
>>704727716
Who the fuck is this guy
-frank
>>704727758
>>704727408
Ah, darnit. See, I'm proned to make mistakes as well. Oh well, no harm no foul XD
>>704727844
When did you get here frank?
>>704727844
Frank that's Greg
>>704727844
He's the office autist he shows up randomly and yells random shit
-Felix
Hey guys! Hugh Mungus here, it's my first day and I'm a little nervous. Anything I should know before getting to work?
>>704727995
Stay away from sam
>>704727707
ill fucking cum in your empty eye sockets then you lowlife fuck i know exactly what youve been browsing in your spare time and your wife would not be amused
>>704727775
wow haha ^__^ you look hawt in this pic
>>704727995
Hugh Mungus what?
>>704727946
His name is Geg, Chad, you fucking autist
>>704727652
I don't think you do, Tim.........
I mean......
I don't like to tell anyone this, but......
A few years ago, my dad was working the Chicago furry con.... He died when some fuckhead made chlorine gas in the stair well....
Furries killed my father, Tim...... Furries killed my father.......
H-hey anon. Do want to go to McDonald's with me?
>>704724054
>>704727995
YOU SON OF A BITCH IT WAS YOU
>>704727877
The fuck somebody got on my computer again I swear to god Ted do it again and you'll regret it
-Felix
>>704727935
I arrived at 10am and try to OD from this hell of wage cucking but I didnt
-frank
>>704728066
10-4
>>704727995
Beware of Sam's shit. She is such prick furry lover
Guys Samantha's giving birth In her cubicle, can someone get the janitor?
>>704727844
>>704728138
Ted would love to
>>704728077
that's my name. all the kids used to give me shit for it when i was younger...i hope things will change now
>>704728109
it's Sam
>>704728066
and wtf have I done to you peter?
>>704728167
Call Jerry from IT and he'll set you up with some new security.
Just make sure you don't make too much eye contact, he's a bit twitchy
-Carl
>>704728265
I thought Ted was Vegan?
>>704728246
Isn't the janitor the one who raped her and got her pregnant in the first place??
Thats so romantic
>>704727978
>>704727946
>>704727786
So is he the brother of Edward or just a fucking retard
>>704724134
>>704728340
I'm tom you dumb shit why haven't you been fired
>>704728316
The bullying must've been a Hugh Mungus burden
>>704728070
Thanks dude
>>704728157
man that chicken salad was good. sorry i'm new here.
>>704728405
Thanks Carl I'll have to do that
-Felix
>>704722336
You throw my food out, I'll have your car towed Faggot.
hey guys, what do we actually do here?
Don't bother me. I'm reading about the Brangelina breakup on Twitter.
>>704728472
sorry Tom
I was nearly fired today to be fair but maybe because I actually get the Job done
>>704728547
heyyy, that's pretty good!
>>704728614
We're making America great again!
>>704728316
I don't think that's gonna change anytime soon, although I'm pretty sure you'll get free drinks at the bar down the street if you show them that ridiculous name on you ID
Hahaha
>>704728557
Tom is going to be pissed the fridge is his domain better run new guy.
-Felix
>>704721452
>farts
>>704728411
He'll just order a salad
>>704728261
Get away from me you filthy dickface and have stoke also how many retards are there?
-frank
>>704721883
Came here to ask the same
gj anon
>>704728422
Well I can just about see its head and it's a niglet. So pretty sure it's his.
>>704728614
you compliment Sam for being a darn good employee
>>704728340
oh, sorry Sam. I heard bad things about you..
ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!
>>704728614
I opened 500 fake bank accounts today. My CEO is going to get his bonus.
>>704728708
Is he that really overweight guy that smells like sourdough? He smells like a Hungry Howies.
>>704728742
Shut up sam
>>704728625
HEY. BARNEY. Stop looking at those fucking gossip sites for 5 fucking seconds or I'll have Corporate breathing down your NECK.
GET TO WORK
>>704728683
well i can always drown my thoughts and tears in alcohol. thanks fellow coworker!
>>704728718
Suppose it wouldn't be the first time he's tossed salad with someone in this office...
>>704728942
That'd be him
-Felix
>>704729031
sounds great!!
>>704728942
>>704729091
Hey, that's a bit uncalled for.
I have a glandular problem, just so you know...
assholes
>>704728942
No I'm tom and I smell like roses everyone makes fun of me because they hate my rolls
>>704729139
Tom you fat bastard i might believe that if you'd stop eating my lunch every day!
-Felix
>>704728983
He's the Social Media Specialist. Now stop complaining and get back to work.
>>704729031
>>704729124
>>704729058
>>704728892
>>704728859
Hey everybody! Drinks are one Hugh!
Alright everyone, stop the chit-chat.
You're being paid by the hour.
Anyone who I see not being productive will be fired.
FAT IS HEALTHY FAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
>>704729341
but it's nearly my lunch break
>>704729247
Oh fuck off Felix.
You know I can't eat dairy products
>>704729091
Well don't tell him about me stealing milduds out of his desk drawer. That guy could probably eat me whole!
>>704729341
I don't listen to a woman where's Barry the real boss
who burned the toast
>>704729397
what ever keeps you going Tom
>>704729341
i just ate you out 5 times!! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEE?!?!?
>>704729295
I don't give a shit about that
See? Right know he's watching a YouTube video of a woman giving birth. Wtf
>>704729341
Hahaha fuck that Nancy You arent in charge of sales division go cry to accounting
>>704729341
We making America great again and not be invaded by Muslims and niggers and spics
>>704729554
Sam did it
>>704729627
>>704729555
Sam was too busy getting trips
>>704729579
That's Sam the janitor filmed it
Is it okay to browse 4chan on my work computer? Also whose lemon jello was that in the fridge? Because that shit is GONE
> puts some snaps under all of the toilets seat during break
> get to break room as if nothing happened
>>704729743
I'm not the janitor but I did film it
>>704729614
this is the greatest job evar
Heyyyy guyss
So I was talking to Nancy, and we thought it would be a fun idea to host a Halloween party in a couple of weeks!
Would anybody like to help organise this little gettogether?
-Barbara
>>704729769
Did it say tom on it
>>704729769
Again the fridge belongs to Tom get out of there if you don't want him to sit on you.
-Felix
>>704729785
I saw what you did, but if you blame this on me then
i'm going to leak your nudes around the office
>>704729914
.....no.....maybe...
>>704729968
It was Toms anyway
>>704729968
Muther fucker!!!!!!!!!!!
>>704729959
I won't blame it on you
> secretly blames the guy on others
>>704729876
Srry Barbie I'm gonna be gone
>>704729876
sounds Fun! I'm going to go as the most hated person in the office
>>704730033
>>704730076
Wait a sec, that was DIET lemon jello!! no way Tom would get diet anything right?
>>704730194
Sam?
>>704729297
Where we going?
>>704730194
I don't think they have a fat suit big enough to impersonate Tom.
-Felix
>>704730219
I need to eat healthy sometimes to fag
>>704730236
that's me but I hope you didn't say my name for being the most hated
>>704730281
I swear to god Sam don't make me waddle out of here
>>704730373
Don't worry Tom I'll roll you down the steps
>>704730167
Ah, that's too bad Ronald
>>704730194
Ooh, I don't think HR would be too happy about that....
>>704730265
Either Nancy's backyard (it's a beautiful location) or the park, but we'd need a permit for that...
Sam here
what happened to that shit head Abarron
>>704729579
It's trending on Vimeo
>>704730474
Hey Sam is famous
>>704730265
Ooops, didn't mean to send that >>704730453
to you Rosann!
>>704730526
that doesn't look anything like me
>>704730633
Sam look in the mirror
>>704730633
The say love is blind how narcissistic are you?
>>704729876
Sounds great!
>>704730633
Shut up Sam
Attention all full time emplolies:
If you are a non smoker please open your health care plan and select the default option "any" to "non smoker" if you neglect to enter then it will remain as the default setting of "any" with will cost you $600 in the 2017 pay roll medical benafit plan.
Thank you
-the management
Say what you will about Management, they do keep us informed
guys I think we're going bankrupted
and no it's not my fault
>>704730526
Think it's time for a viral marketing campaign? "We give birth to great offers everyday!"
>>704730744
To Management,
Tom just got back from walking to his car which I might add was a lot of work if you continue with this farce we will send him to your office as our negotiator, choose wisely.
-Felix
Alright, I'm going home everybody!
See you tomorrow!
>>704730744
benafit doesn't carol proof read these
>>704731013
Cya jerry
>>704730744
What about vaping?
>>704731035
Pretty sure she is illiterate
> cracks a nasty fart
> turns on fan to have smell go everywhere
> blames Tom and Sam
