Girlfriend thread. anons rate and tell us what they would do to them
pic related, my fiance.
>>704706847
eyebrows/10
pluck them then cum on her face
>>704706847
She looks like a Muppet.
What are thooooooooose
>>704706847
>Girlfriend
>Girl
>>704706847
The fuck is wrong with you
>>704706847
0/10
Nothing, you should run away ...
NOPE
NOPE
NOPE
>>704706847
wtf with all these virgins, if she sucks your cock, if you fuck her regularly, and most importantly if she likes anal, then she's a keeper
>>704706847
Im so sorry for your loss.
>>704706847
Eek. What's it look like naked anon? I'm intrigued.
>>704706847
>>704706847
holy shit fix those eyebrows
>>704707192
I'm not really into transvestites with the fashion sense of a Czech hooker
>>704706847
absolutely disgusting
>>704706847
disgusting face/body/meal
>>704706847
Does she do her eyebrows with a cardboard stencil and a black spray can?
>>704706847
That image is essentially a jump scare.
All the shit i've seen on /b/ and yet this is the thing i'm gonna have trouble erasing that from my memory
>>704706847
Maybe she is a Butterface ,,,
>>704706847
Did op QQ and leave?
>>704706847
Really recovered nicely from getting hit with that brick in the face.
Wife
>>704707459
The harpoons. Man them.
I'd grab that poppy seed bun, salami and olives make myself a quick sandwich.
Tell her she's a nice girl but her eyebrows are fucked and they're bringing me down, so I have to leave her forever.
Offer her one last complimentary creampie, later send fruit basket to her house.
Move on with life alone.
>>704706847
Did they burn the toast or am i not recognizing what that is?
>>704707459
>>704707459
>>704706847
Hideous beasts! Burn them and cleanse their DNA form the gene-pool!
>>704707586
>What is poppy seed?
>>704707459
More
>>704706847
plastic surgery
>>704706847
She ugly as fug bro. Not something you should be starting a thread with
Bump
>>704706847
I'd let her suck my dick.
>>704706847
>>704708746
reported
APOLOGIZE
>>704706847
>>704708746
>>704708816
Why?
>>704708823
You can put powder sugar on a turd, but it's still not a doughnut.
>>704708823
her cheeckbones are nice
>>704706847
I'd wipe off those fucking grease smudges she thinks are eyebrows. Jesus Christ OP Freida Kahlo had better eyebrows and that bitch only had the one.
My girl
>>704708823
Cmon anon. Let's see that snatch.
>>704707353
>>704707367
kek'd
GF.
>>704706847
3/10
Take to special place, shoot behind ear, put down well with others.
A good time would be had by me.
>>704706847
Wife on the right
Daughter on the left (yeh i know)
>>704706847
>"I don't use the internet much but when I do, I browse."
Im working in Asia, I have yellow fever. This is my 13yo GF.
>>704708816
kek
>>704710675
Forgot pic
Wife on the right
Daughter on the left (yeh i know)
Do you think my girl is hot? rate?
GF
>>704706847
Here take this, and fix those eyebrows..
>>704708939
more more more
>>704711025
Im2husqvarna
>>704706847
Put her back in the closet till Halloween
>>704707743
This guy
Op picture suggests this might be a troll thread.
neverthrless, here. Little sand nigger approves.
R8 or h8 or masturb8
She's 17yo
rate?
>>704709944
>>704708823
Accepted
>>704711606
KeK!
Fake any girl nude/hardcore/any fetish nudify-her.com pic related.
>>704708823
that is a guy
>>704706847
>>704706847
OP... I'm so sorry.
>>704707743
Less
>>704709118
>her
>>704711849
who is she?
>>704706847
>those facial lines
Anon, are you sure (s)he told you absolutely everything?
>>704712377
It's in the thread name.
>>704707243
Gotta be fucking fantastic.
>>704706962
approved
>>704709667
>tatoos
>dermal implant
>man face
no thanks
>>704708823
Just cuz you put makeup on doesn't make you a chick, I sense a cock
>>704707525
Explosive tips?
>>704711892
behind phone.. hard to say.
nice titis.
KYS
>>704712466
That's the perfect size, imo. Show em.
>>704712466
I'm rock hard thinking of titty fucking her
>>704706847
bet her pussy looks just like that bun
>>704707459
if true...
poor dude
My dweeb
>>704712545
Love Tats..
Her Dermal is now gone.
See other pic I posted???
>>704706847
That's a man.
>>704710737
You have beautiful sperms.
>>704706847
Ayo Her eyebrows look like part of that burnt bread
Another pic of her rate!!
>>704712790
I don't save images on chin. Fucking porn is free anon, and in HD. SHOW EM! WTF with the clothed shit!
>>704712724
nudes?
>>704712877
>anon with a wig
You won't fool me to sly fox you
>>704712724
so beautiful
bonus: knees don't look like wrinkled old man faces
>>704712981
You are nuts....
>>704712947
I do have nudes but I'm not posting.
>Inb4 fag
>>704707459
Beautiful she looks like she would be fun
>>704712790
Looks a bit fat there anon, do u need a panoramic camera to fit all of her in
>>704710781
She looks crazy, is she fat? I think she's fat, body pic?
>>704713104
The bitch has a big fucking chin, and way to much glitter shit around her eyes.
>> 704706847
> KEK HE IS A MAN
>>704712021
why would someone buy your low quality shit when there is a free board for that? are you retarded?
>>704706847
T-that's a ugly male to female trap.
>>704713305
Honestly wouldn't surprise me at all if it was. Cut shims hair and that's what you'd have. Probably one of those hormone traps.
>>704713265
IDC what you say. I think she is sexy as hell. 9/10
>>704706847
I'd thunderpunch her in the face and donkey kick the bitch in the cunt.
Ugly ass mother fucker. Weird eyebrows and weird face. Bitch is either a man or a fucking alien.
>>704713532
What is a female trap
>>704713588
Each their own anon
>>704706921
>>704713588
lmao ugly face and oversized nips, jackpot OP
>>704713305
could be. traps seem to like those off the shoulder tops for some reason.
>>704713706
Not OP dumbass
>>704709667
I like the bullet hole in the middle of the chest.
Is that from the time she was shot by a sniper before she returned from the dead?
>>704706847
It still kind of scared me. Mostly the jump.
>>704713795
She removed the dermal for me.
>>704709944
Sorry to break it to you, but that bitch is either overdosing on heroin or is dead. Bitches pupils are fucked!
>>704713706
Big ole Bologna nipples that reminds him of the sandwiches momma used to make
Hit them brows with a 14 horsepower chainsaw
>>704713924
must be the angle. She has perfect Nips. Whatever I wont post nudes!
>>704713900
Anime contact desu baka gaijin kun
>>704714118
Please don't we have seen too much allready
>>704706847
If I attached a crayon to my foot and kicked a dog... I would draw a portrait of your girlfriend on it's arse.
>>704713900
It's called Contact Lens you twat
>>704713305
Born with eyebrows intended solely to keep cum from dribbling in his eyes, and a chin designed to rest on the testicles of another guy - this doesn't surprise me at all.
>>704713900
Maybe she's tripping balls on shrooms.
>>704706847
the fuck is she doing with her eyebrows, lol....
>>704714211
Looks like Cheech had a shave.
Could have been worse though - could have been the bearded Chong.
>>704713588
> I think she is sexy as hell
>9/10
kek
>>704714548
Oh shit!
Once seen, cannot be unseen! Everytime anon fucks her - he'll be thinking of Cheech.
>>704714419
*he
>>704714552
she is 31. What are you screwing at night?
>>704713156
Fag
>>704714278
Irony
Anon not understanding post and calling anon a twat.
fucking twat can't say contact lenses are the cause of her semi-erect dick tho!
>>704706847
I'd take her to the dentist.
>>704714758
About a 6 to 7 /10, been with her 15yrs and got 2 kids, I'm not the deluded one here
>>704715216
The dreamcatcher on the wall says she's native but that ass begs to differ.
my girlfriends ass
what do you think /b/?
>>704715216
How did u just get the bottoms to a fat suit, that's cool
>>704715504
Very pretty.
>>704715473
Are you also a girl
>>704715580
In what universe
I'd jerk her dick off
>>704715623
yes
>>704715305
That is fair. thx for the rate. She has 3 kids.
What does /b/ think?
>>704715503
Your girls ass is bigger than your TV
>>704706847
ugly
crap little floppy tits
mans eyebrows
crooked teeth
again, awful tits
>>704715793
i am not rich in money but i am rich in ass, my friend.
>>704715784
very hot
>>704712064
almost made me jump outta my skin, well done
well?
>>704715724
Thought so, u like it rough too (sex I mean she's OK)
>>704711849
Looks like a dirty stonerlyfe slag
>>704712724
flat chested
greasy hir
>>704715882
OP is found dead tomorrow morning... cut his wrists.. kek
me and my gf
what do you think b
>>704715868
I prefer my wide-screen and my girlfriend's slim butt, but each to their own
>>704715701
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>704716090
About right
>>704706847
thats not a girl/10
>>704716131
Strawpole
>>704715875
>>704715915
thats actually a picture of me. i like it rough.
there is nothing appetizing about this image
>>704706847
Well she's wearing a cross, so she's absolutely fucking insane, so I wouldn't do anything to her.
girlfriend's on the left, what would you do to her?
>>704716363
Noice
>>704716469
Are u black
>>704706921
>pluck them
theyre obv drawn on with black sharpie anon
my gf's best friend
>>704716090
I think it's pretty obious that she fucks other men
>>704716509
>>704716363
>>704715915
proof that its me. tanlines are a dead giveaway. this picture was hard to take haha
>>704706962
Manah, manah!
>>704716666
Are u a girl holding a dildo or do u actually have no balls
>>704716589
>>704716469
nope, just like sluts with fat arses
>>704716744
Damn femanon, Fresno St? Ack, but nice body. Any TITS with that timestamp?
>>704716666
>
>>704716813
bro hes right where the fuck are your balls?
>>704716744
Didn't doubt ya tbh
>>704715504
http://www.strawpoll.me/11266448/r
>>704716254
What would you guys do?
>>704716469
Call her a filthy degenerate for thinking twerking is anything more than an epileptic seizure coming out of your ass.
bump
Who would ever post their gf in one of these threads. No matter how hot she is, idiots here are going to call her ugly.
Also OP your girlfriend is hammer as fuck. What the fuck is wrong with you. Who the fuck would marry her.
>>704716347
Any more?? she is sexy man nice job.
GF of 5 years here.
post moar girls
>>704716899
>>704716916
not anymore sadly, cant afford it. different college now. but yeah since youre all so nice <3 anything for my /b/ros. give me a second
>>704716899
>>704716916
>>704706847
ew, i'm sorry.
i like this one better tbh but the timestamp isnt in the photo too well
>>704717356
Just so that you know... I would eat your pussy.
send me your gf-wife-mother-sister pics in private and let me tell you wwid with them k:tenyashaa
>>704717356
boner'd
>>704715503
Would pound that so fucking hard anon
>>704717440
thanks that means a lot.
>>704716934
kek
>>704717396
Ok femanon, you're hot as shit. It's pretty clear you take care of yourself, which is appreciated, SO many don't! Spread vagoo? and do you like and kink?
>>704717491
thanks <3
>>704712724
She's adorable, you did well
>>704717356
>>704717396
wow being nice does pay off
gonna try this more often
>>704717499
You are welcome!!!
Just wanted you to know that I would be very willing to have my head between your legs. Only because I am a gentleman.
>>704717535
cant. below the belt belongs to my lovely girlfriend (the ass that is bigger than the tv is my girlfriend up there >>704715503
) she lets me post but not there. that is hers and i gotta respect it
>>704717643
>>704717682
my body is like music. its for everyone. <3 i would never hide something this perfect from my fellow anons
Why the fuck would anyone post a pic of their fiance
>>704717693
Oh I apologize femanon, didn't realize you were a carpet muncher. I'm sure she enjoys herself down there. You really have a tremendous body, though most redheads tend to taste a bit bitter, which has always annoyed me.
>>704717774
Please come for a private concert in Denver ;).
>>704716901
>>704716813
>>704717693
Need a femanon opinion about
>>704715504
http://www.strawpoll.me/11266448/r
>>704706847
eewww what the fuck is this thing
>>704717973
hold on i need my reading glasses. why the fuck do you only have single cell sized testicles?!
>>704717973
post-trap
>>704718016
I was talking about women, faggot! I would have no clue if a redheads cum tastes different than normal, ginger. Try to follow along, fuckstick.
>>704706847
>>704718087
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11266448/r
voted, but my opinion is biased. I like thiiiick women
>>704716090
she hasa ventriloquist dummy jaw
>>704718127
So you have only tried normal non ginger cum?
>>704717693
them fat fingers in the pic aint yours
>>704715946
She isn't flat chested my friend
>>704718225
nigger detected
>>704718421
kek
>>704717973
NO BALLS LOOKIN ASS
>>704712724
like her just seen a ghost hairstyle
but her childs body is a turn off
>>704717973
Your cock ate your balls and grew large.
>>704718314
nah its just the angle
>>704713214
>>704717396
By chance are you in fresno? :)
>>704718421
>>704718087
more of her from that night.
>>704718625
shes fat
>>704718613
ok fair enough, but clean those fucking nails
>>704712724
I cummed buckets. More faggot.
>>704718740
ok
>>704718308
GTFOH faggot!
>>704718759
oi. whats wrong with my nails?
>>704718225
what do you think about her?
>>704718817
I LOVE lactation. Only drank from 7 women tho. SO SWEET! I would bury her through the bed while drinking her sweetness!
>>704709118
>cheeckbones
countour*
>>704718832
Enjoy her until you trade up. She's only going to get chunkier. Honest truth is honest, anon.
>>704718720
holy fuck anon.
Not the femanon but I'm from Fresno too.
Fuck 559
Anon, you deleted your girlfriend's pic but 4 votes were tallied.
>one vote was by a black man in a white dyke's body, so it doesn't count
>subtract one of each of the highest and lowest votes to get a better average
>solid 9.5
>good job, anon
>>704714552
>this much of a virgin
>>704719098
>>704718720
I am in fact
>>704719042
so true, my cousin had a similar body type. Now she is a whale
>>704715911
she's adorable
>>704713156
Fag
>>704719267
Any chance of a non-nude face, femanon? Just a headshot is fine. No need for the timestamp, I know your haircut.
>>704719245
parties over bro, its time to go home
>>704719267
>Fresno
You are a liar dear femanon.
>>704715911
Cute and no crazy eyes/10
>>704719422
idk how wise that is tbh. not to mention i hate my face
>>704719463
believe what you want, fam. i aint here for long.
>>704719505
Just a req. Highly doubt it would lead to anything. Would just like to see how attractive you are, since that body is pretty killer.
>>704706847
dude your girlfriend is hideous. look at those fucking eyebrows. and the fact that she is a man.
Pic related - me and my girlfriend <3
>>704710720
Oh dear.
Wwyd?
>>704710737
You sir, need to Breed more and counteract this inferior breed terrorism.
>>704719667
mlp detected.
>nice near trips tho nig.
>>704706847
looks like mr bean in drag trying out for steel magnolias.
>>704710769
Really stunning face. 9.5/10
>>704718109
you jelly fagget with ur lil cock ;)
>>704718119
you think you are so smart lol
>>704718579
that's all they care for
>>704719746
I'm on the fence, tbh. Probably would not bang.
>>704707459
slampig/10
For those of you women looking for a good man. Although you don't have to hide anything, a good man will never invade your privacy. He will never try to look through your text messages, personal belongings, letters, social media accounts,photographs, emails, etc. if a man does this it shows that he has a lack of confidence in you. However, even if you have done anything to make him suspicious or betray his trust, he still has no right to invade your privacy.
>>704718942
>Anonymous
how is it broski whats the texture of breastmilk?
Thoughts?
>>704717356
>>704719810
i am actually femanon. and my dick is the same size as yours, ik. i paid a lot of money for it
. WAIT WAIT WAIT DONT LEAVE THIS THREAD NOBODY LEAVE ILL DO A SIDE BY SIDE
>>704719267
Cinnamon and...? whats your name femanon?
>>704719901
It's extremely thin, actually. Like water basically. It's delicious. Highly recommended.
>>704719871
Why on the fence?
>>704712724
Here's another one of my loser
Have at 'er, /b/
>>704719871
Why you on the fence?
>>704713588
Good dude that's literally all that matters is what you think about the chick you're banging.
>>704719960
I spend my money not growing a cock and actually fucking whores like you that think they aren't what they are born like . "MUMMY IM DIFFERENT I WANNA BE LIKE A BOIIII. IT'S PROBABLY CAUSE MY DADDY FUCKED ME WHEN I WAS 3"
>>704720019
Because I'm not partial to redheads(bitter) and she's only marginally cute, and looks lightly chunky.
>>704720051
no thanks. take her back
>>704720000
quadded, witnessed, checked, kekd, and approved by the creator of blockatiel. I literally created that lol. You may dress me as my grace or king namefag
>>704706847
Wouldn't want to wake up next to that in the morning, damn.
>>704720000
I tried my wife's breast milk after we went out for indian food. It was really spicy. Nice quads.
>>704720034
More?
>>704706847
eww that be a ugly bitch
Those eyebrows are cancer and dont even get me started On how ugly her teeth is. Op is she inbreed?
>>704720051
oh my god thats so hawt, but I bet it smells like hot chinatown summertime trash. Ive had 5 redheads and they all smell similar to hot and raunchy stank.
fap
>>704720165
Fuck I didn't even notice it. 3rd time I think. Quints once. Never gotten more.
>>704706847
That isn't human OP gtfo
>>704720291
You described her perfectly.
>>704720291
that's because you fuck ugly dirty whales like that picture you liked.
>>704719577
cmon femminaner take a face pic, I want to give you a lady boner. Im feeling sweet.
>>704720370
Jesus, anon. That's not trash, that's a fucking dumpster fire!
>>704720212
Sure why not. But just this one
>>704720298
We need more of this to save this thread.
>>704720375
Actually they all had different body types. Only one was a hamplanet, I used to go super deep on that one. Are you jelly anon?
>>704720522
ummm dude..... did she tell you she gave you that STD you see at her skin? sorry if you learn it from here lol
>>704720113
oh i get it. you really dropped the BALL(s) on this one X'D what did you lose them in one of your whores? hahaha. its okay i dont have any either.
>how much did you pay for your strap on?
>>704720459
No argument here. Her fat helps distract from the scar in the middle of her chest, though.
>>704720584
Jelly ? No. Realizing that 99.99% of you guys here are beta faggots? Yes.
>>704720662
Anon, I wouldn't even mind a scar. While not attractive, I'm old enough to understand that someone actually had to cut into her body, FFS. BUT, that face and fat are boner killers!
>>704720609
You really need to read up on STDs my friend or at least get your eyes checked
>>704720713
Youre totally jelly and or a fat redheaded fat hamuniverse niggerfucker arent you anonkun
>>704720842
You are correct, sir.
>>704720628
You realize his balls drop off when flaccid and go up and in when hard
>>704720628
>X'D
kill your self spastic
>>704720987
>implying he has balls
>>704720942
the ugliest bitch wouldint make my hard dick go flaccid until id have cum and thats FINAL
>>704721091
I don't think you understand how balls work in some men lol
>>704721072
oooh good one
you showed me!
i will not apologize for art
>>704720566
