4chan gold thread
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4chan gold thread
>>704703929
Bootin
>>704703929
Anyone?
>>704704127
Literally 0/10. You actually find this funny?
>>704704557
Hey thanks for that hot opinion fuck nuts how about you contribute some funny shit
>>704704484
Kekekekekekkeekeekekekkekek saved
>>704703929
contributing
>>704705310
kek
>>704704882
Fucking awesome anon
>>704704882
It's rare you get a story with such a happy ending, this made my day, thank you anon
>>704704653
That's from 420chan
Sing us a song, you're the chippo man
Sing us a song tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a chippo
And you've got us feelin' alright
>>704704882
Fuck yeah
>>704707503
REEE re re ree REEE reeee
>>704703929
bump
>>704704686
He was right. Your post was garbage. You are garbage. Kill yourself
Someone else better fucking start dumping
>>704708193
Yet another fag with nothing to contribute but incessent bitching
>>704708846
Rather see nothing contributed then garbage contributed.
Kys
>>704709000
Checked
Im glad people actually read the russian grandpa one because its one of my favorites, good on you bros heres another
>>704705310
ok that made me kek
Don't have the shots for this text, but I can link video readouts. Best greentext heard/read in a long while.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGo-bLdteXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4Bu3vWVwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Na3mnQ5lM
>>704705340
back when shitty internet slang wasn't shitty because the normies hadn't taken it
>>704711161
No. Fuck off.
Jesus christ, bumping for good keks
>>704711258
i wanna try it now :|
>>704704882
Gold
>>704705310
Fucking kek
One of my personal favourites
bootin
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>704713477
>>704704877
>>704715340
I hope with all my heart this is real.
>>704715340
fucking lol if true
>>704709994
God damn gold
>>704716627
kek
>>704715567
oh god, me too.
>>704717673
>>704703929
bullshit the kid would show the police the conversation log and you'd get in the shit
>>704704882
tl;dr
>>704717817
>feelsgood.jpg
>>704718489
just read it
>>704703929
>>704705310
Fuck, that was funny.
old but relevant
>>704714861
this was today. It is not 4chan gold.
>>704711258
>>704720590
Don't overthink things, it will improve your life quality.
Says 4chan gold, not 4chan classics.
>>704712904
>>704720831
Oh, it's not because it was made today that it isn't 4chan gold.
It's shit.
>>704718489
seconded
>>704718689
fuck off. thread states "4chan gold"not "4chan cringe"
>>704721243
Meh, if Mark the Mintman can be posted in these, eggboy is fine. At least some oc, that's rare nowadays.
Rare like a pebble of gold.
>>704717618
i always love these, any more?
>>704718489
youre right. that was a good read.
>>704704557
ONLY LE 4CHINNERS WILL GET THIS XDDD
>>704714861
>>704722187
kekd
>>704717575
Holy shit my sides, this thread was great when it was made. Fucking never gets old
>Bombs n roses
>Throwing stones
alright, guess ill start bootin
b does tech support
>>704722554
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG TIME
>>704720590
It's fucking gold and you know it
Also here was better comments than those
>>704722521
Fucking worth reading
kek
>>704723776
kek
>>704722521
amazing. I can only hope this is true
>>704723776
tard wranglers
>>704709590
Funny thing about that story is that the holocaust never happened...
>>704724027
did he already make a second part?
>>704724469
I only have this one on my HDD right now. Enjoy it.
>>704724027
Finally, thank you. I forgot where I put my copy
Wolfman Greg for your contribution
>>704723358
imagine being this anon and frequently seeing your thread being posted in threads like these.
Pride or shame?
>>704715072
gets me everytime
>>704704212
Inb4: law and order
>>704724737
Kek. Here is it
>>704721243
That's your opinion
I personally kekked
also, fuck captcha and its fucking store fronts
>>704709857
muslim detected
>>704724786
I'm sure, both
for the win....
>>704705411
lel
Holy shit my sides
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHaFEEmN6ZE
>>704703929
Requesting pissbottle guy from some days ago
>>704708335
nice one
>>704724765
I hope this actually happened...
this thread is fucking gold i'm browsing it for 1 hour straight
>>704704882
fucking loved this
>>704727499
>Mod doesn't recognise that meme.
>>704727093
Oh my fucking god...
>>704728331
Fuck im retarded
>>704723693
If I ever break up with my current gf I'm getting a vasectomy. Probably won't though just because she's everything I need in a woman.
Reboot
Requesting I Am Frodo Sagbag
>>704729028
>>704710115
kekk
>>704704882
Poured a shot for myself, as well as for that anon and the memory of his gramps. Good story, /b/rother.
>>704714432
19 years
>>since i was 13
>>roughly 4 (maybe 5 times a day)
>>every day
>>missing out leap years
>>27740
>>1000ml = 1litre
>>roughly 82ml a week
>>4368 a year
>>19 x 4368 = 82992ml
>>roughly 82 litres of cum
one up on this post
>> 1 ejaculate = between 2 & 5 ml
>> roughly 2>5ml=100 million spearm
>> 100million x 4 = 400 million x 7 = 2800000000 spearm weekly
>> 2800000000 x 52 = 145600000000
>>145600000000 x 19 = 2,766,400,000,000
I have unloaded 2 TRILLION, 766 BILLION, 400 MILLION SPEARM
>>704703929
it bugs me how the two reaction pics don't even reply to the story
>>704709857
Just because you didn't like something that was posted doesn't mean anyone won't enjoy it.
>>704705501
topkek
>>704705501
peanut in her throat
>>704714432
>4088
not too bad
>4088 faps
>Average of six hundred million sperm cells in 1 ejaculation
>I've killed 2,5 trillion sperm cells
>>704705501
Aw fuck this got me.
>>704722521
>fucking tyrone
>>704715340
>>704704882
Wow, that's gold for sure.
Sadly i had no chance to spend time with my grandpa, he died when i was only 4, but i know he was good man, who raised my father and his brother, one of them works as firefighter and another one is an ambulance driver.
>>704709590
>be 22
>her older brother's b i r t h d a y
>>704731337
*18th
>>704708231
I feel this
>No girls wanted to sit on my lap since my bones would poke them
>Never got to sit on anyones lap because my assbone hurts them
>Never hold my hands becuase my fingers were so "bony"
>Nobody tickled me because they could feel my ribs and it creeped them out
>could never lift anything on my shoulders becuase it would hurt my shoulder bones
At least I have strong bones since I've never broken anything in my entire life
>>704722521
Not seen this tard story collection. Thank you based Anon.
>>704731496
>unholy damage
>>704704882
one of the best ones, had to pour myself a whisky in memory of my grandmother.
>>704720582
nice watermark newfriend
say hi to r/4chan for me
>>704722187
>meme arrows on tumblr
fucking end this planet.
>>704704882
Dude. I almost cried when I read what was written in the testament. Your grandpa was one of the guys it's worth living on this planet. Made my day. Saved.
>>704731411
older brothers 18th birthday
That means that shes >17
>>704729272
actually kekd
>>704721424
Lmao literally die
4changold?
imonit4chanbuddies
>>704703929
Jizzmass
>>704734165
get this fucking 9gag shit off of this thread you fucking faggot.
>>704734324
sorrybuddy
justafewmore
>>704734312
Not a cringe threat fag
>>704734403
iknow
itsa4changoldthread
hereyougobuddy
>>704722241
Hey eggboy, se need more eggs
thisoneismyfav!
>>704713477
Good stuff
>>704722554
Kekekekeke
>>704722521
this is Neil levels of tard stories. this actually might be the best one I have ever seen.
>>704722187
moar please
>>704727499
Gutest kekken
>>704704882
Tears rain
>>704733649
Lmao what the fuck
>>704724823
lol they recently got 100k to keep up the search for this cunt, prob just a fuck doll
>>704724469
hello newfriend, I advise you lurk moar to familiarize yourself with 4chan's deep and rich culture and slang.
have a good day
