I want to see your right hand.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I want to see your right hand.
Am i doin it right?
>>704680932
Apple thief?
>>704680980
Apple thief? Nah just missed when i was cutting my finger nails, plus side, im now 20% faster at trimming my nails
Stop it, hand!
>>704681091
Fair. I envy your milliseconds of free time.
>>704681207
Not even your right hand..
>>704681207
Repost that with your right hand fool, OP specifically stated right hand ...
>>704681091
>20% faster
2 fingers missing out of 5
40% faster actually.
>>704681258
Thats like a minute i get back now every 35 years. I think thats a fair trade .... Kinda. Except i cant give people the finger ... It just looks like im shaking my fist in anger ....
>>704681296
>>704681285
I mirrored the image, duhhhh
>>704681341
...... I have another whole hand you do realise .... Thats 10 digits with fingernails. Im missing two finger nails ... Thats 20% bud
>>704681091
ahh, but you have TEN FINGERS 20% it is, righto. Cheerio and all that.
>>704681438
Mm dank distal phalanges bro
>>704680892
>inb4 fat
>>704681455
Its ok, i suck at math at the best of times. If it makes you feel better, you are also correct. So we both win
>>704680892
Oh, Hai!
>>704681521
What is the controller, on the right, that has an "air supply" button?
>>704681630
That looks relatively painful..
>>704681658
Nice sink.
>>704681703
Trucker /b/ro here. Getting ready to start my day. That is the trailer air supply.
>>704681832
Have a safe day.
>>704681479
Thanks.
>>704681927
T-thanks anon.
>>704681917
It's my birthday, enjoy a rare disease
>>704680892
>MFW I ain't bein tricked into sending noods of mah GF
>>704682048
Looks kinky
>>704682048
Happy birthday!
What's goin on there?
![dr-house-and-lupus_o_1039523[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LV3Aidn.jpg "dr-house-and-lupus_o_1039523[1].jpg")
>>704682133
Thanks.
It's probably lupus, but doctors haven't seen anything like it before and it's not confirmed yet. (though my mother has it too)
>>704680892
https://youtu.be/J3AE8lzddOg?t=339
>>704680892
Ok?
i feel gypped
Coworker..
>>704681832
Sean?
??
O fug thers acid all over me
>>704683969
Those are some Ayyy LMAO looking digits there bub
Ayy lmao everybody.
>>704684072
Barely worth mentioning
I have baby hands. 7.2 inches from tip of middle finger to base of palm.
I think its mainly due to short fingers
>>704681438
Glover af
>>704683678
Reynauds or bergers dz
>>704684215
Aye, but of worth, no?
>>704684360
Ah yes, truly a victorious moment that I will cherish for the rest of my life
>>704680892
0/8
>>704684181
femanon
>>704685094
Nah just ayy.
Here's a pic of my retarded angry face.
>>704684994
Oh.. Shit
..what should I do?
>>704683940
No.
One right hand, served with chopsticks and a side-order of JC Denton.
Why tho
>>704681341
Dude. He only has 8 fingers for counting, don't get on his ass cause he can't math properly.
>>704685832
Close.
>>704685604
>>704680892
Skeletor.
>>704686136
No u.
>>704686136
>>704683678
Nice worker hand !
Hand thread is best threat
>>704686393
Did you at least eat a right hand first?
>>704685094
Kek. There is actually a femanon hand ITT (mine), but thats not the one
>>704686393
And pic related caused that.
My right hand.
>>704685199
What about your right hand?
>>704686487
She probably ate it.
>>704686475
You're actually not wrong.
>>704686446
I wiped right handed just for you. My entire left cheek is a warzone.
>>704683969
Femanon spotted
>>704686583
Kek
There you go
>>704686588
Correct
Inb4 cancer
>>704686583
Approved.
Change your underwear,when you get the chance..
Here. That's what a man's hand looks like, kids.
>>704686913
Nah nah nigga, this is a mans hand >>704683678
It's not mine though, I'm just an ayy.
>>704686911
What underwear? Shit crushes my balls and boxer material is rough.
>>704687204
Agreed.
>>704687244
Boxer briefs nigga, the ultimate in comfort.
Boxers are like wearing a Tshirt on your pelvis, briefs are like wearing a constricting bra on your dick, but Boxer Briefs are the equivalent of an under armor shirt, it's like a second skin.
>>704687204
It's a worker hand. It doesn't seem that big, actually, I have bigger and larger hands, for sure.
>>704688044
You have guy hands sure, but coworker has MAN hands.
You've got the shape, but your skin needs to be toughened.
A mans hands come with man skin.
Crusader fag here.
Still wondering why...
ok friend
>>704688346
forgot img
Heyy xo
>>704688217
>A mans hands come with man skin.
No, the skins get tough by working.
Anyway, I'm currently finishing renovating my home, so my skin isn't soft, believe me.
>>704688249
Thats a mans hand!
No and that is a categorical no. I will obviously compromise so as not to offend, so with permission of course I will take a picture of my left hand and mirror image it with some computer technical wizardry so it looks like my right hand and then I will post the picture and then you can all dance round the maypole being all merry and happy that you have a picture what `looks` like my right hand. I do apologise in advance for not posting my real right hand but I hope you all understand that I have to keep it private and not conceal it to the general public for obvious reasons.
>>704688249
>>704688004
i've got big balls and i cannot lie
Scientifically proven by Bill Nye
When briefs waltz in with an itty bitty waist(band)
They get FLUNG(into the garbage)
Cause they ain't got nuff space
Cause i'm hung.
Tl;dr i've tried all forms of genitalia based pantaloons.
Only ones i DO wear are scrotal supports. Basically a better sitting jock strap that has a pouch just for your balls thats perfectly sized for them to sit full drop on hot days and a hole for your dick so they ain't crowding your boys.
They're like heaven. I never sit on my balls or have them slap my legs when moving and i still got my shit visibly windmilling in basketball shorts for psychological warfare upon my enemies while simultaneously signalling to possible mates.
>>704680892
Fuck off
>>704688739
Thanks, Got alot more then the glove though.
>>704688937
Nice. Renfaire fag?
>>704686904
>grill hand
do you understand what you've done?
>>704689035
Reenactment, Wich includes unscripted combat tourdaments, archery, smithing,leatherworking i could go on. But we do have scripted fights in events where we have to play out a battle in a certain way yes.
>>704686438
YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR DISHONOR!!!
>>704689199
Sounds like fun.
Many many years ago I washing the whole larp thing, and I always wanted to get into an SCA group. Just never had the drive..
why
>>704689627
>>704681091
How can you be this of a retard ?
Are you cutting your nails with a chainsaw ?
>>704689035
>" renaissance fair "
> medieval armor "
muricans retards
>>704689199
>>704689567
>>704689730
Hah!
>>704689948
Crusader fag aswell as euro fag actually. Most of the orders i know have their own castles assighned.
>>704680892
Your nails are disgusting.
>>704682562
People have those mouse mats for real? Jesus christ.
>>704690286
I know....
>>704690558
Waaait a minute...
Thats your left hand!
>>704690633
def my right breh
>>704690558
Keyboard tells me otherwise.
>>704690361
Well yeah. Get the right ones and you can even tit fuck them.
>>704690361
I use this mouse, if I use the padded ones with just the rectangle it cuts off circulation a bit and I have to keep flexing my hand. The tits let my veins through and still support my wrist.
Can't fuck it though that I've yet found.
>>704680892
Guess my age
>>704691320
27?
>>704683678
they look clubbed
Hey
>>704691760
No masters- Arch enemy
>>704691523
11 years less
Found another one..
>>704692156
Enjoy your ban.
>>704692334
Kek ok
Another one.
>>704694018
You have a cute hand
Gimme a handjob
>>704694350
You filthy animal, get out of this thread nigger
>>704682041
>)
I have the same tripe, I am "pelotari"
