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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704643940
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>704653654
It's prety cute
>>704653838
Wtf is going on and why is the thread even more cancer than usual?
>>704653838
You disappoint me
>Best fox claimu
and I'll post one of my favorite songs
https://youtu.be/sJm0E3ZtHlc
>>704652466
There is also a wild suu around sometimes
Well goodnight friends, and seriously thanks for being the best group on /b/. These threads are always friendly and fun.
Pomf =3
>>704653369
I can handle the heat bb
>>704653374
Why is that??
thier are dominate women ran thier are not all are weak you just made me feel 10 times worse
>>704652466
>least you can say ou had an ex and arent a kiss-less lonely virgin
can I just have one more chance please im sorry and for the record I apologized to everyone and noone would give me the time of day I apologized to you know and even he keeps ignoring me I think im in the shitest situation here
>>704652720
I would never abuse my mama gf she owns me and any girl weaker than me is shit and death worthy anyway
>>704653065
not good everyone hates me now and iwant to die
>>704653969
I got mad again
>>704653969
Well okay of you say so
>>704653929
Well I just got banana'd, I'd rather not make them for tonight atleast.
>>704653922
Seems like the usual cancer to me.
Aside Esdeath doing his dumb shit.
Actually that's nothing new either.
>>704651907
>yuuki
Oh shit! And Goodnight!
>>704651942
>you know
I understand your wish hasn't fallen on deaf ears
>>704652056
Sure!
>>704652156
>rikka
Memes incoming
>>704652369
>esdeath
Oh! I forgot about that acronym. Wait it out a bit and think on how to fix it
>>704652898
>hano
Wew, dude. You know what I'm thinking?
It happens. How long have you played it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e79SuHotazs
>>704653945
pomf (´･ω･`)
>>704653976
Most girls want a balance of power, if they're being controlled, they likely leave
if they have full control, well you'll be getting cucked
She's MINE you hear me? MINE!
>>704654152
come one man give me a break just for once I feel like shit
>>704653885
>>704654152
Gotcha, I avoid baking cause I don't know if I can evade with my IP
>>704654194
Thanks Smugdere~
>>704654264
Women are submissive by nature, m8. Mine loves to be controled/slightly abused.
>>704654194
Played since Season 3, so it's been three years
>No, I don't know what you're thinking
>>704654076
Ohh.. I probably wont remember that..
>You Know
She's MINE
>>704654349
Hey, he asked me what was happening, I answered.
>>704654261
These are some old meems.
>>704654152
The thread was full of rp and children, the drama is definitely new tho
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>>704654264
not all the time I dont see why I cant have a dommy mommy also cucked would implies im letting someone else have sex with her
>>704654476
good why dont add this to my list of shit atm
>>704654583
do you have to call me a dumb shit?
>>704654389
>>704654583
>6 years well spent
>>704653838
>Disappointed
>>704653976
I don't mind to let you back in but it's not entirely my decision
>>704654076
kek
>>704654608
Oh, I guess.
I wasn't really looking that much, I was too busy being upset about losing my new trip.
>>704654716
I didn't call you a dumb shit, I called what you do dumb shit.
>>704654476
not having any freedom turns them away, but you are right, they like a man to be dominant but still value who they are
>>704654631
Would you really be able to prevent her from doing what she wants?
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>>704654152
So you just going to let me take the ban?
Thanks.
>>704654781
but arent you an admin?
>ironic isnt it how I ended being banned instead of the ones i wanted banned
>>704652442
Well aren't you fine and dandy :^)
Always valuable to work on. Nothing beats being able to keep the workout consistent.
>Genji: Nihon~
I'm still envious.
>>704652745
Night mang.
>>704653065
Thank you. Oh that's even worse, have anything else lined up if it does come to you quitting?
>>704651616
Sounds like a sweet time. Are you able to take on Mugen's fist of fury?
>>704654076
It's a bit of a mix here. Light weight training, mainly for cardio honestly.
>>704654716
Your antics were labeled as dumb shit, not you.
>>704654631
Um, theres quite a fair amount of girls who preffer dominant partners.
Tomoko is all mine.
>>704654822
Come on, you're just waiting for the day you get that:"Circlejerk" ban.
>>704654781
What's with all this disappointment?
>>704654758
Well spent indeed.
>>704654091
What made you mad and what did you say?
>>704654103
Hey hey hey trust me yuno I can handle ANYTHING
>>704654194
oh boy what kind of memes????
>>704654889
Sadly not, but I mean I am looking around for another job right now
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>>704654989
Which one did you get??
>>704654807
no and thats the best part but if she has sex with someone else i will kill her also women are not usless sex bags like everyone seems to think
>>704654962
well I just hate them then I want the domminate girls
>>704654962
Nepu! U still here?
>>704654989
>What's with all this disappointment?
We wanted best threat maker :^)
>Didn't even at least post "absolutely disgusting" pic
>>704655145
We shall see.. maybe..
>>704655179
The usual rule 13, don't get too excited.
I think those CJ ones were just a "killing spree" for some time, then they disappeared.
>>704655224
>Didn't even at least post "absolutely disgusting" pic
Well those are reserved for early bakes.
>>704655202
you sure seem to think they're disposable
>>704655145
you know said something about his ex i said be happy you ahve one he said you are a virgin I went off the rest is history im prob just going to off myself as someone add all womena re submissive to the thread list
>>704654889
I'm a special snowflake, I deserve more attention :^)
It would suck if I had to stop because way too sore to keep on
Or literally because every movement I would make hurt
Also have the skin for D.Va with the Korean flag on it
>forgot how the skin was called
>>704655224
Alriiiiiiiiiight
>>704655321
Woah woah woah man arent you jumping the shark a bit?
>>704655317
no I would love my new mommy but I cant let her just have sex with others she is my mommy the disposables are the weak ones can we not do this it hurts knoing just how hard it will be to find a dominant girl
>>704655419
>Also have the skin for D.Va with the Korean flag on it
I hate you.. I wanted that and genji
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>704655309
Lame.
>>704655512
I don't want to make any promises
It'll be a miracle if I make enough for AX
>>704655535
Damn, son, where'd you find this? *AIRHORN NOISES*
>>704655533
and you might not be able to satisfy your "mommy"
If not, she'll find someone who can
>>704655535
>Mfw i got every skin except McCree's
>>704655512
no one likes me women are all submissive my family sucks why do I live?
>>704653715
What in the fuck is a waifu.
>>704655735
Tornato chan you silly
>>704655752
I only got that tumblr dyke.. kill me fam
>>704654790
>I was too busy being upset about losing my new trip.
>>704655891
I'm happiest I got Mercy's skin, it looks sooooooo good
>>704654440
You're welcome, yundere~
>>704654510
They have seasons?
>ever seen wolf of wall Street?
>>704654889
He went all out on me cause I asked for it. 3 games. Got him out ONCE
>>704655145
All kinds of memes. Check telegram
>>704655712
Im crossing my fingers for you friend would love to meet you
>>704655777
Oh well I mean like fuck. This came out of no where
Playing league gonna be slow posting for a while <3
>>704656015
Onnnnn my way
>>704655843
Shut your fuck up
>>704655891
At first I thought that said Tomato chan
https://discord.gg/dQ8CykJ
im going to bed I guess i wont be able to sleep after today so ill probably be back
>>704655752
ill kill the other guy I dont know please dont put this on me
also ruby an you unblock me thanks
>>704654608
This thread is full of children too.
Man-children.
>>704655990
>>704656011
I was SOOOO tempted to shill dollary doos...
>>704656068
Realistically I think I'll have to skip out on A-kon since I wanna go to Momocon with Yuuki and A-kon is RIGHT after momo
It would be fucking beast, given we share the SAME NAME lmao
>>704656083
lolno
>>704655535
Didn't you already hate me to begin with? :^)
>>704656015
>Check telegram
Hot erp in sight
>>704656463
Frankly I don't remember the reason
>>704655145
Well that's good to hear. If you do leave, may you find the replacement quick.
>>704655419
If you want attention, just be like Esdeath :^)
That's when you know you've given it your all. A bittersweet feeling heh. On days after core, or a good workout. Feel the same way.
Barely use D.Va tbh.
>>704655752
>every skin except McCree's
>tfw only got Tracer's.
At least I'm using her more now.
>>704656015
RIP Smug. Train to take him down.
>>704656126
You are definitely on a path that leads to murder, it's actually interesting how you share traits with many serial killers
Honestly you'd need a lot of help before you're ready for anyone's affection
>>704656358
I did, no shame, I'm a whore for exclusive skins
>>704656238
>>704656830
I was saving my dollary doos for the anime convnetion, soon as I find another job I'm shilling on black ops 3 for the fucking weapons
>>704656580
Nothing can be done about that, lil' tsun
>>704656582
Alright, here's my attempt
>WAHH WAHH WHY ARE YOU NOT MY FRIEND????
Did I do good, senpai? :^)
I'd rather be able to move the next day so I can train again
But maybe I'm going too softly, I'll increase the load tomorrow
I use her as a distraction tbh
>>704656830
>I'm a whore
>You know who
>>704656068
>
>>704656126
Night
>>704656463
Pretty much
>
>>704656582
He has about 16 years of smash bros on me
>>704657049
no, i don't
there's a lot of people who would take me out of context
>>704657035
Oh well, wheres hotaru. Haven't heard from her in a while
>>704656961
Drunken claim~
>>704657416
O shit ISIS
ABRACADABRA!
>>704657035
jackass
>>704656869
>>704657529
Hi Yuno! How was the BBQ?
I think it's time for bed
>>704653976
You okay?
>>704657035
Excellent. Although, you're missing the excessive damage control :^)
Have a point there. Staying consistent is good, but a little one or two day break is fine, Body needs to break down and rebuild. Good luck mang, don't pull anything.
She can be pesky at times.
>>704657151
Well damn. You have to kick it into second gear then.
>>704656869
>>704656015
Yeah, there's seasons. It's almost the end of Season 6, now that World Championships are around the corner
>no, never seen it
>>704657462
Ah hell now its a party!
>>704657721
I didn't have a very enjoyable time but my father paid me
>>704657562
hi ana!
>>704658143
>>704658161
>applies aloe vera to burn wounds
>>704657151
Dude nice
Send me the erp log later tbh
>
>>704657179
Haven't heard anything either
>>704657536
My pleasure
>>704658119
>I DINDU NUFFIN YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE
How about this? :^)
My breaks are on weekends, I should be fine
That's the goal~ Then suddenly ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>704657709
Good morning love.
>>704657976
Can you invite me to the discord?
Tatsumaki#4656
>>704658498
Whelp.. time to die..
>>704658418
Meh, at least you made some money. Was the food good at least?
>>704658425
Hi hi? How's your day been? Same old same old? I'm gonna head to school in about an hour.
>>704658498
>Then suddenly ALLAHU ACKBAR
Why do you summon me.
>>704658425
>>704658757
Nigga it was grilled by me, of course its good
>>704657791
Night foxy
>>704658119
I was in third
>>704658161
How competitive is that game? Fucking hell
>dudes make a lot of money from being an accountant and stuff
>>704658498
Okay tbh
I like
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>704658757
yeah more of the same. a tad bit better than normal because of someone. how are you doing?
>>704658806
okay that's adorable.
>>704658418
Too bad I'm tired. I just wanted to say hi before I go to bed
>>704657791
>Night old hag
>now you know
>>704658498
Now you're on point. Let's throw in a few nonsensical wordings and threats as well :^).
Two straight days off. Sounds good.
Given your position at the time, her ult is very easy to slip away from. Plus who you're playing as.
>>704658992
That's bronze, good job. Night man, sleep well.
>>704659035
And that pic is really nice too.
>>704659017
Orange
>heading home now though
>>704659190
Lewdbot! No!
>>704659357
Have any dreams sweetie?
>>704659035
Glad to hear you're doing better, also you were right. My stomach was in turmoil the entire day yesterday.
Those are some really nice feet. Fug.
>>704658948
Wish I coulda had some, what did you grill?
>>704658644
Looks like a repeat of last time
>>704658757
Uhhh
>Woof woof I'm innocent
>>704658992
Nice tbf famalam
Night lil' smug
>>704659174
Alright then
>i feel like givin upp becaause im nowmal but everone says no and what about me, women arrree all sub dommy mommy
:^)
It feels so amazing, especially the second day off
Then you can use her ult as a distraction and rush the enemy team with your team
>>704659190
and yours is lewd! LEWD!
>>704659749
ah that sucks. I'm sorry to hear it. was it something you ate?
yeah betty has good feets.
>>704659441
>>704659918
No, it's just cute!
>>704659918
It was eating the pizza in 7 minutes and then taking a sip of the pepsi, fucked me over for the entire day.
Did you eat stuff today?
>>704659587
Yeah. Some post apocaliptic bullshit where I was in a huge mall with many floors and every floor had their gang and their rules or something like that
it was some hardcore survival shit.
>>704660055
it's cutelewd.
>>704660156
ah. yes that would probably do it.
I...yeah I ate some food today. I'm forcing myself to eat every 24 hours at least.
>>704660055
>>704660218
Now, that's a lewd one!
>>704660232
Goddamn normie.
>>704659190
>>704660218
Oh my. Are we doing "slightly lewd" time?
>>704660320
no, it's just cute.
>>704660429
it's just cute!
>>704660320
SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE NEET DO YOU THINK I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO SIT AT HOME AND PLAY GAMES ALL DAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why do you always bully me
>>704653715
Where is this character from?
>>704660520
Lies!
>>704660533
It's just a form of love.
>>704660175
Do you dream often? I seem to only have them once in a while.
Hope you're morning is going well.
>>704660580
wow L E W D
>>704660218
Yes yes, cups. You gotta stay safe dude. People love you.
>>704660543
Jitsu watashi wa
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sLE_emfAd74
>Playing ranked
>Can't get mad while listening to this
>>704660755
No!
It's cute!
>>704660621
I wanted to show this to you
Apple.
>>704660873
That's a nice apple.
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>>704660543
Kancolle
Air defense princess
>>704659042
Oh okay, g'night!
>>704659749
Chicken and fajitas mostly
>>704659842
The car or the whole deleting everyone?
>>704660691
Yeah, I dream a lot.
It is. I think is my morning is my best morning in the universe
I'm just chilling. Anything intresting happend?
>>704660533
I love it when Karen tantrums.
>>704660871
It was lewdaf AF
>>704661218
Everyone always bullies poor little Karen, poor little Karen that never tells lies or hurts anyone.
>>704660520
It is cute, but it's also slightly lewd.
>>704659842
I think we narrowed down his character quite well :^).
Any day off feels amazing heh. It's rewarding as well, put the hard work in so why not enjoy it.
Make a good point with that. Need full cooperation, no straggling.
>>704660756
anyone who does that is probably a certified silly.
>>704660871
those neko pantsu are ridiculously lewd.
>>704661350
yeah, true.
>>704661206
Esdeath got kicked out of Discord for threatening to kill people and threw a tantrum about it, It was pretty funny.
>>704661439
Maybe.
>>704661338
I didn't bully! You went all native.
>Suika
>>704661541
Damnit kyouko! I just got outta the shower all cleaned up!
>>704661539
lol
discord is the thing that proves that this thread wasn't about waifus at all
just for the people who felt lonely in real life and they were in need of some communication. when they found a better one, they just left
lmao
>>704661122
Leaving for a few days
>>704661354
We should be psychiatrist :^)
True, you finally get to do absolutely nothing all day long
Love it
Which is why you must communicate with your team. Or play with friends
>>704661907
I wish she AT LEAST say something.. I nearly went insane last time
>>704661774
>people who felt lonely in real life and they were in need of some communication
Yeah ahahaha... losers...
>>704661541
>>704661439
I'm the silliest silly then.
Off to shower and get ready.
>>704661774
Was anyone under any other impression?
>>704662140
Shoulda joined me fggt, I just got out
>>704661541
why are you being such a lewdie!
>>704662140
bye bye ana. it was good to see you.
>>704661541
Wew Kyou
>>704662072
aww come here
>>704662184
yea
some guys tought people went to discord bcs they are more superior lol
except they are just insecure and lonely so they need a community filled with lots of sheep who think alike and don't bully eachother
muh safezone
>>704662643
Hold me
>>704661541
Stop being lewd reeeeeeeeee
>>704662643
I guess this thread is the vetting process?
GET
>>704662012
You'll get her next time
>>704662140
Bye lil' Karen
>>704663116
Nice try
>>704663102
>onahole on horns
wew
