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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>704653715
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
GET!!!
Kyouko a slow this afternoon
double nigger
Holds you
>>704663464
he's in the shower, the pervert.
Lewd police are here. Please refraining from lewds citizen.
Suika claimed
>>704663692
what kind of a faggot takes showers? i'm not some trendy faggot who bathes...
>>704663464
He got banned already and doesnt feel like making tonight
>>704663635
>>704663804
he got himself all worked up posting those kyouko lewds last thread and had to go take care of himself with the hot steamy water. he's such a degenerate.
>>704663848
oh yeah that's how he lost his trip. poor guy...
so they ban the ops but not the threaders?
how long are the bans usually?
>>704663928
have a good day at school ana
>>704663973
...i suppose?
>>704663730
Excuse me officer, are my panties up to code?
>>704663973
3 days typically
>>704663850
Boop
>>704663973
>he's such a degenerate.
All this slandering!
>>704663464
Was showering and yeah, banned earlier so meh.
Hana Song
>>704664272
>Was showering and yeah, banned earlier so meh.
>inb4 bigger ban hammer
you're doing God's work anon.
>>704664105
Counter boop
Claiming best girl
morning /waifu/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1i6sUp2jaI
>>704664081
Hey! thats lewd! no
>>704664063
I suppose is betty's thing. don't take her thing.
>>704664097
that sucks. I hope they don't start giving out perma bans, those aren't fun.
>>704664272
it's not slander if it's true~
>>704664081
N O
O
>>704664496
Whoaaaa
>Drive me and my cousin to hospital to visit grandpa
>Come home, decide to take a dark backroad that has plenty of twists
>Decide to put the top down
>Have fun, drop her off, go home
>Pull into driveway
>Press button to put top up
>It doesn't move
>FUCKING HELL
>Check fuses, and wires to switch wires
>Everything looks fine
>Try it again
>Suddenly works
This fucking car, I swear...
>>704663730
Out of pure curiosity, do you happen to remember a certain Remilia Scarlet claimer?
I do believe you've been around for a long time.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704663464
God damn that slow Kyouko
>>704664610
Oh it's not so bad... No worse than the bikini i'm always posting, at least.
>>704664795
No? What can i do to fix that?
>>704665197
Im about to go to bed. I hope you have a good night! little bote
>be playing payday 2
>xbox signs me out of me account
>blah blah blah someone has attempted signing into your account, we are blocking your account until you can prove that it is you
Fuck tonight man, fucking bullshit
>>704664907
?
>>704665077
I rember her, Ruri. Is just some faggot who switcher his waifu, trust me on this one.
And also the guy you're talking to is a newfag.
>>704665504
someone recently hacked my battlenet and bought some stuff for WoW and luckily I was around as it happened so it was easy to fix but man it sucked.
>>704665566
nice digits
>>704665537
don't give me the question mark.
it was like a happy whoa
>>704665077
Haven't been around a long time, but I've seen Remilia once or twice, briefly.
>>704665197
This is lewd bullying you better stop it!
>>704665055
Thats why you never trust the craigslister. Old cars like that you need a recent autoelectricians certificate and mechanics certificate. Make them do the work so you get the car as advertised.
wat the fuq is a wifu?
>>704665643
You're silly~
>>704665566
Well, there was another Suika, and I guess I got confused.
And I hope we're talking about the animus Remilia as well.
>>704665829
Hmm, I see.
Thank you anyway, anon.
>>704665416
Good night, Shino.
>>704665829
Hmm? Is there something wrong with my bikini too? I changed because you didn't like my underwear!
>>704666162
that bikini is pretty top tier for a bikini that isn't micro.
>>704666053
>animus remilia
Feels bad when you've been on animus aswell and nobody cares because noone likes you.
I remember when Nymph was using a trip lol
well whatevs
![Syndra [166].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [166].jpg")
>>704665055
Just get someone to see it already.
Also, hello SSS.3
>>704665829
>This is lewd bullying you better stop it!
Its no use, he wont stop. Just accept it.
>>704666046
Maybe.
For you
>>704665844
Remember, Rory, this came to me through my dads friend. The engine is fucking solid since he's a mechanic... but... not so much an electrician it seems.
>Just gunna keep the top up from now on
>Get this thing to a decent working condition, but I think a full blown restoration type deal will wait till I get a coupe version in a year or so.
>>704666324
I don't have the money for such a thing yet!
>Went to an auto electrical shop this morning
>$90 JUST TO LOOK AT IT
>$400-$500 to fix the few things I mentioned
>To have the whole electrical body looked at, HAHAHAHA, ya no. That shit is way too expensive.
Hello Goyim.
666666 inc
>>704666327
I wish our sleeping schedules overlapped more, I don't get to spend enough time with you~
>>704666324
What does the SSS stand for? Syndras Slutty Ships?
>>704666588
Electrics are more important than mechanicals on older cars like that. Built solid, shitty wiring.
>>704666282
I've lurked so far, I feel you there.
I don't have the motivation or interest to post anyhoo.
>>704666238
You're spooky, cupcake.
By the way, do you happen to know if Soto is hispanic?
>>704666826
another person who knows me? how many of you weirdos lurk over there anyway?
yeah he is...not? I can't remember but it's something like that at least.
he definitely brown.
>>704666707
I'm not good with people on the internet though
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>>704666588
Time to start saving up.
>>704666749
Sign the thing and find out.
>thats close enough
>>704666925
Probably way too many people for you to remember.
Well, apparently he is. I just remember one of you guys being a Spanish speaker as well, no big deal.
How is your night going, anyways?
>>704666749
Eh, the engine electrical is practically new. It's just the misc stuff like interior door lights, the radio (Although this works now), the convertible top, those kinda things. Like I said, I honestly will just get what it needs, ignition, bushings, and MAYBE a new top if I really feel like it. Otherwise I'll save money, pay my friend back, sell it and get me a coupe version that's in relatively better condition.
>>704667140
Nah, see above.
>>704667262
night is going alright. just chatting with some people. not sure when I'll feel like going to bed, but I don't feel tired or anything. how about you?
also how am I spooky? this coming from a guy who I don't know at all but apparently knows a bunch about me and the people I know. hmph.
>>704667091
Sure you're sweetie.
Keep me company.
>>704667585
for a while, I'll do dat
>>704667440
Eh, sounds good enough. I can feel you there,
3:50 AM already and I've got classes in 4 hours. yet here I am.
You're spooky, you'll murder Kyouko for losing the trip you made for him less than a week ago.
I don't know anything if that's your concern. I just know a few people and happen to be bored enough to lurk over there, never had any interest in posting, though.
>>704667716
Great.
It's lonely at night.
>>704667888
Self checking for Ruri lewds.
>>704667888
yeah it's hard to pull away from this stuff. and you know the pain of lurking/posting in both as well so it's even more. bah. luckily I have nowhere to be in the morning.
>You're spooky, you'll murder Kyouko for losing the trip you made for him less than a week ago.
not at all. I'll just make him a new one. I'm mad at myself for not saving it after giving it to him, not at him. I just feel bad he lost it because he was enjoying that one. but I'll make more.
concern? ha. no, I don't care. it's more amusing than anything else.
>>704667901
You ahould sleep.
>>704668275
But I want to spend more time with you~
>>704668474
We'll spend when I come in murica
>>704668020
That's a pretty cute lewd. Don't think i've seen a Ruri lewd before, now that i think about it...
>>704668020
You always act like this when I'm not around?
I'm jealous.
>>704668743
You're moving to America?
>>704668063
It sucks even more since there's literally no point in staying up.
>luckily I have nowhere to be in the morning.
Wish I could say the same. Eh, whatever.
It seems like making those aren't really a problem for you, and you probably don't have to wait 7 hours to find a half-decent one either way.
>it's more amusing than anything else.
What can I say? there's a few well known faces, and I consider pointing them out rather fun.
I'll head off, though. Have a nice night.
>>704668747
Most Ruri lewds happen to be quite cute, and hopefully you'll be around when Nanas rolls trips for them.
>>704668844
Speaking of the devil.
Someone had to check those.
Goodnight, though.
>>704668962
nah
just trying to be cute
>>704668997
Good night.
>>704668997
the pointlessness is the point though. that's the real bitch of it all.
well, I put the generator running at night and it finds 6 and less super easy. I'll have a whole batch for him by the time I wake up.
you have a good night too. sleep well.
>>704669013
Sad aww.
I want to buy you food.
>>704667140
Nah. I wish to have a look at the contract. Read it. Peruse it.
>>704667385
Thats a better option to be honest.
>>704669394
I want to eat food aswell
>>704669622
And grab your butt~
>>704669502
I'll need to put aside at least $4,000. Then add in however much I sell the car for, and we'll be in business for a decent condition FC. NOW, if I decide to go all out with saving, I could wait 2 years, save up about $12k, sell the car, and buy an FD for $13k or so.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>704669502
Not again.
Just ask Mako or Shizu, they read it.
>>704670473
>>704669502
Just sign it, Rory. It's a great deal!
>Just be sure to include your own conditions, otherwise you'll be boned like Saber.
>>704670016
Butt.
>>704670619
Butt!
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>>704670596
Saber didn't sign anything.
He was forced in with trips.
I'm going to bed now, I'm too fucking goddamn annoyed to fix this stupid fucking xbox shit right now
>>704671343
I'm sorry, seems like your senpai is too busy with other people :)
>>704671207
Oh, then RIP that nigga.
>>704671343
Xbox trouble? Sounds like a pain in the ass, if my experiences with Microsoft are anything to base off of. Hope you get some good rest and can relax a bit, Kitten.
>>704671343
goodnight felix anon.
>1 hour and 20 minutes til Rise of Iron
Hold me..
Where did you go?
>>704670187
Shouldnt be hard if you live off of fuck all.
And I always read the T+C. Only if it is some form of contract.
>>704670473
I will read this contract.
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>>704672098
>inb4 it doesn't work on launch
>>704672984
Fine.
Just dont take too long
>>704672628
I wanr to buy milk but the rain wont stoo.
>>704672984
Let's see, if I put aside $200 per paycheck... that'll be like, 5 months to get $4000. Half of that will go to pay back my friend, so save for another 7 months, which is a whole year... $6,800 saved in a year, plus whatever I can sell the car for. That would get me... http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5786326124.html
One in that condition, isn't too bad. But that market will change in a year, so we'll have to see about it then.
>But all that saving leaves me with $160 to spend a week on gas, food, and repairs.
And I signed with a condition. I've yet to see any reason to break said contract off, so it really does seem like a good deal Goyim.
>>704673457
Ah I see.
It's getting late so I'm going to have to go to bed, Goodnight, love you.
This is your lewd goodnight grope.
>>704673864
Oh, okay. Goodnight <3
Thanks for the lewd grope
>>704673340
Link me the contract then.
>>704673776
Ive lived off less.
>>704674364
It'll REALLY be testing my tenacity and willpower, but I'll manage it somehow!
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>>704674364
Oh come on now, just take Makos word for tit and sign it.
>>704673776
Makoto!
I've returned, now that the lewdicane is over.
>>704675043
SPOOKI BOOKI!
Was there lewd? I guess I missed it all myself.
>>704675157
there was lewd and he participated.
>>704675043
THE LEWDICANE NEVER DIES
>>704675329
swimsuits are not even lewd. they are innocent and pure.
>>704675384
Well if you say.
>>704675157
Shizuru was under arrest for lewd bullying. I-It was horrible ...
>>704675329
God damn your rotten snatch!!
>>704675281
I did no such thing! And
>>704675384
It's all about presentation! When you pose yourself like some diseased slag it's lewd!
>don't have angry faces on mobile
I'm stuck in my room because the typhoon is passing through Tokyo now.
>>704675281
Well then...
>>704675595
But Shizu is always under arrest!
Never seen a Typhoon, sounds wet though.
>>704675595
Aww, my snatch isn't rotten... Do i need to prove it?
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>>704675043
>implying that its ever over
>>704675329
Go to sleep lewd ship
>>704675713
>>704675713
I am? By who?
>>704675753
Eh? It's way too early for that. I need to tease you for at least 2 more hours.
>>704675595
you posted a picture of your waifu getting her horn played with by an onahole. that's pretty lewd, hmm?
>>704674722
I never take anyones word for it unless I can see the item in question.
>>704675713
It's just Japanese for hurricane. Very wet. I think I saw winds around 90mph once.
>>704675721
N-no! That outfit there is good!
>>704675893
I was demonstrating to the jury of public opinion how I felt by being lewded against my will! Suika was fully clothed!
>>704675893
>Shizuru
![Syndra [158].png](https://i.imgur.com/IhXjdVz.png "Syndra [158].png")
>>704675868
Shush
>>704675906
www.idontacuallyhaveitwrittendown.com/sss
>>704676124
Sorry bud. Need that contract.
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>>704676269
Bah
Fine, then ill just use same thing i did with Saber
>>704675836
>
>>704675868
Syndra.
>>704676065
I live in SoCal. So no hurricanes, rainstorms of any real degree... hell, a light sprinkle is a rarity.
>90 mph wind
I WISH TO RIDE THIS WIND!
>>704676071
yes this one!
>>704676065
hmm...pretty suspicious if you ask me.
>>704676468
I live in SoCal too!
We took off into a typhoon. Wind 40 gusting to 60 knots. It was fucking terrifying. Never again.
>>704676491
Lewds turn people suspicious. I am suspicious of all lewds. Except for one.
>>704676711
yourself?
>>704676124
Oh come, Master. It's more fun if i don't shush.
>>704676468
Eh? How am i under arrest?
>>704676711
So i'm a suspicious person?
>>704676900
No. But the owner of that lewd knows.
>>704676905
Not now, but before
>Around lewds
>Don't relax
Miho claimed
>>704677113
how scandalous.
>>704676711
Then you understand how bone dry it is!
>Not enjoying the danger of uncertainty
Booki pls.
>>704676905
I dunno, ask the arrester!
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>>704676905
Yes i know, but it just makes my work a lot harder.
>>704676905
<3
>>704677113
What were you suspicious i would do?
>>704677186
>>704677229
Apparently i'm under arrest by you? You know anything about this?
>>704677309
Good morning(?) Miho. How're you doing?
>>704677377
>hugs
Doing ok. Just got up a few mins ago. You?
>>704677513
I'm pretty good. Just starting to get a little tired. Being a bully tonight, it seems.
>>704677644
>POMF
A little.
>>704677377
Something ... more lewd!? I don't know!
>>704677513
She was lewd bullying.
>>704677701
I mean i am bullying people, silly.
>>704677846
I'm not sure i understand. Do you think i'm just going to start trying to proposition you for sex because i showed you my underwear?
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>704677377
Well you are a slave, so i guess its that?
In that case >>704677186
Is also undet arest.
>>704677930
>Slurp
Now im bullying you.
>>704678074
My drink is empty, kindly refill it while you have it.
>>704678064
I don't think being enslaved and being arrested are the same...
>>704678221
>Picks up
>Takes to 711
>>704677930
Y ... Yes? No? Maybe.
>>704678074
Yes! Give her a taste of her own medicine!
>>704677893
So hot.
>>704678064
>Me
>Under arrest
And this is where I drop a gear and disappear!
>Off for a night drive, with footage to boot maybe!
>>704678390
How nice of you, thank you!
>>704678391
Boo. What, do you want me to? I can't say i was planning on it.
>>704678510
Don't leave me alone! You don't know what they'll do to me!
>>704678684
What!? No!
![Syndra [5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/htY72EU.jpg "Syndra [5].jpg")
>>704678510
Im sorry, but you cant leave just yet.
You havent done your quota yet.
But lets get to that later, i need to go now.
We should gas the chinks
>>704678720
They'll probably bully you, especially Shizu.
>>704678909
What quota!?
>>704678766
No? Well that's too bad, i suppose. I hear you like having your horn rubbed. >>704676071
>>704679070
...You may be right. Lol
>>704678684
<3
So now Im in a fifth Pathfinder campaign. But this one is Evil. Oh I am going to have fun...
>character is decidedly not a combatant
>but can cause so much damn fear
>plus he is insane and intimidating due to being monstrous
>think an eventual Cthulu
>>704678943
Nice tits, but please calm them.
>>704679212
THAT'S NOT TRUE IT WAS AN EXAMPLE OF TRAUMA
>
>>704679070
Bye friend!
>>704679373
no. chinks are evil
>>704679373
Well i don't know about that.. She looks like she's enjoying it, judging by the hearts and the sexy noises.
>>704679359
Needs a pet! I think it'd be awesome to do an evil druid.
>>704679638
My God I didn't say take them out I just said calm them what is wrong with this place!?
>>704679711
You only think that because you're lewd!
>>704679212
Aren't I always?
>>704679373
It seems a sudden wave of tiredness is making me think that tomorrow would be better for this. Gives me time to relax tonight, and I can prepare a bit for it tomorrow.
>Like making sure the camera mount fits somewhere
>>704679761
No, like i said, i think that because her speech bubble has hearts and sexy noises in it.
>>704679861
Can't say i pay close enough attention to know about always. Lol
>>704679761
I see nothing wrong with this place
>>704679926
<3
>>704679761
No, his background is that an Elder God actually wove its essence into him when he gazed too long into the abyss. So he instinctively knows how to use most forms of fear magic. Has one direct attacking spell. Everything else is protection of himself, others if he's being lucid and summoning things to take care of the enemies.
>>704679978
Oh?? Hello Miho's breast. What..uhh... What's going on here?
>>704680126
>>704679960
>>704679926
See, Makoto? Do you see the bullying!?
>>704680049
What level are you starting at? Is this Society or?
>>704680253
Noot you tooo. Bleaze Sdobbb.
>>704680253
Fucking huge slut.
>>704680383
are you by any chance a homosexual?
>>704680409
not a bad thing
>>704679926
Well, most of the time, anyways.
>>704680383
I dunno, I think they have the right idea~
>>704680383
You jelly?
>>704680383
This is a private game. Advanced and Core only. Level 10. Im going Aberrant Sorceror. Trying to let the DM give me schizophrenia. Could also go for paranoia though.
>>704680653
I'm jelly that I don't have an old man like you as a bf lol
>>704676394
No. Im not signing shit till I see that contract.
>Rory-sama
>>704680253
Any reason for this sudden booby fun time?
>>704680383
Aww, don't start crying, i'll be nice.
>>704680548
"It works 60% of the time, every time."
>>704680548
>>704680653
Nice pictures.
>>704680506
No chance! But /waifu/ is not for lewds!
>>704680548
This is the time when you are not right!
>>704680253
>>704680653
I don't even know who you are why are you taking your clothes off at me!? Why would I be jealous!?
>Suika
>
>>704680663
Oh, starting at 10, makes more sense. Something like dementia might be good (don't know if it exists--don't have my rulebooks handy)--your powers are to alter the perceptions of your enemies, but your own are altered by your Elder God experience.
