Why are Americans fat? Disgusting.
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And yet we win the most gold in the Olympics. Go back to eating your bread and sadness you eurofag garbage.
>>704494875
>>704495190
I don't get it. I'm an American, and I'm not superior to anyone else in my mind. Yeah, there are obese people. But there are also vapors and such which I can contest, is a little finite.
Who really monkish though?
Diabetes is a hobby tbh
Wow, is this really the kind of shitty pizza found in america ?
American food obv. Just wait. The whole world will have diabeetus soon.
They eat alot
>>704494757
Diabetes cha cha cha...Diabetes cha cha cha...Diabetes cha cha cha...
>>704496070
That's New York style. Thin, large, floppy without having crispy crust. We also have regular pizza or Chicago style deep dish.
>>704494757
Well where are you from faggot? I will roast you.
>>704494757
its cheaper and fast to buy fast food and 90% of jobs are sedintary
>>704494757
Because everytime we fuck your bitch she gives us a cookie.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Because our schools don't teach kids how to eat healthy. Sure, they go over the food pyramids and then immediately get served reheated shit food with no nutritional value. Not only that, but most schools have vending machines full of candy and soda. Its no surprise we have health problems as a nation
>>704494757
the american woman who are too fat to be whores turn their love toward food. those are the two choices, fat ugly bitches or std filled cock sleeves who put all their value in letting guys cum in their smelly cunts
>>704496415
OP here. I'm from New Zealand . You fat American.
>>704496456
have you ever been to a grocery store? fast food is exorbitantly priced compared to making shit yourself. Only retards think paying $5 for 1300 calories worth of starch and fat that you didnt have to actually make yourself is a better deal than actually cooking a balanced meal for less $.
Because we have good food.
>>704495683
>>704496456
you really think that gelatinous blob has a job? she looks like she going to need a fork truck to put her back in bed. I bet she can't even fit behind the wheel of a car
>>704494757
Cuz, summertime, and the livin's easy. Can't fight the power of awesome. I was born an american..like so many others, in greatness. FUCK YEAH!
I'm from the USA and I can confirm that most people you see are fat fucks
>>704494875
FUCK YEAH!
>>704494757
they should melt a couple of pounds of butter, mix it with sugar and drizzle it over the top of that pizza. I bet they each have their own individual ice cream cakes from DQ that they'll polish off before being rolled back into craftmatic beds
>>704496245
THAT'S THE PLAN, DIPSHIT...MATERBATE TO TRAP PORN, LOVE EM LIKE THE NIGGERS.BE PHASED OUT. under lying theme much? And I thought only white folk perused 4chan...ffs
American woman.
>>704497524
when she orders hers, she demands to have 20 niggers cum on it
Hows it taste eating the dust kicked up by the fat fucks in front of you in the olympics and in every war since the 1700's?
>>704496245
THAT'S THE PLAN, DIPSHIT...MATERBATE TO TRAP PORN, LOVE EM LIKE THE NIGGERS.BE PHASED OUT. under lying theme much? And I thought only white folk perused 4chan...ffs
>>704494757
America is the best country in the world, because it's actually a corporation run by the jews, where freedom is a lie, and choice is an illusion.
>>704494757
Fat fuck detected
They aren't it is a stereotype supported by internet culture. If you Look at actual statistics such as this recent study http://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(14)60460-8/abstract you can see that middle eastern countries and South America is a lot more obese than the USA
>>704497881
Op here. I'm from New Zealand. fat American
>>704498159
spoken like a true mudslime
>>704498159
Blah blah blah. Get some new material you kike bitch
>>704495891
except you had to give all of those medals away due to doping
>>704498327
Blah balh, suicide vest a disco tech mudslime
>>704498265
All of these threads are always made by the same eurofags that are just jelly they don't have the awesome selection of food and liberties that Americans have.
>>704495190
>(this includes any attempts to post an American Superiority ending line)
>posts ending line
I'll eat an extra pound of bacon while growing mold in my fat rolls for you tonight anon
>>704497524
What the fuck is up with this Photoshop? her midsection is so fucked up....
>>704498327
wow, misposted, sorry fellow awesomeness
>>704494757
MY QUESTION IS HOW IS THAT LADY IN THE SHAMOO SHIRT ALIVE? I GET 10 POUNDS OVER WEIGHT AND I FEEL LIKE SHIT. I CAN'T IMAGINE BEING 400 PNDS OVER WEIGHT,
>>704498638
where you are, you can't lolololol freedom much? not you....lololol kekekkeekeke
>>704498476
I'm American shitlord
those cant be human...
>>704498476
Heh it's all good
>>704498720
In your country, it's not possible. It takes a concerted effort. Something advanced human beings do.. you are not one of us. Suprisingly, you can operate a keyboard...
>>704496616
what school did you fucking go to, mine didn't even have real french fries, we had floppy soggy fries
>>704499016
Yes, Lord of you, I am.
>>704494757
Because they eat shit and drink shit. Drinking anything but water (besides alcohol/coffee) will most likely make you fat. So much fucking sugar is put into our drinks it's a surprise that Americans can even move.
>>704499292
Wat
>>704499158
You must be a minority. Or..
>smell like sour milk
>I'm American I'm not fat.
>But I'm also a coffeedrakenigger
>So take of that what you will
Pic related that's my level of nigger
>>704499452
I AM SHIT LORD! LORD OF YOU!
I am American and not fat.
>>704499362
Dude shut the fuck up. That picture represents maybe 3% at best of the US population. Most are mildly over weight and could easily loose it with moderate workouts. The rest are normal to skinny.
>>704499494
no im not, but the school i went to was for the most part. nothing but blacks and Hispanics.
>>704499502
You're no longer any sort of nigger, if ever were you.. My american friend.
>>704499644
Yeah but you're a fag
Amerifat here.
I agree that there are a ton of fat fucks here. As a former fatty, I can tell you that people are fucking lazy. If they get fatter, they can shop at a plus sized store where they make them feel skinny. If they camt buckle their seatbelt, then they buy an F150 or Tahoe. They dont give a fuck.
I think theres also a factor of money that weighs into it. I live in typical upper moddle class suburbia. Tons of bike paths around the whole town. Every sidewalk is a bike path through major roadways. Workout stations every so often and you RARELY see fat fucks here. Go to an adjacent city and theres fattys everywhere... People use the fuck out of the bike paths here.
>>704498839
nah i can't lololol with my asthma
*claps*
>>704499815
He may be a fag, but he is till an American and NOT over weight!
Whats hilarious to me is that the UK is only 5% less obese than the US but the stigma is only on the US.
>>704499708
yeah, sour milky boi? you trap nigs like a good brainwashed jew?
>>704495891
Isn't that the texans, not the americans?
>>704500000
HOLLLY SHIT
cuz
>>704498327
Get a real country.
>>704499648
Canadian here.
When I went to Michigan, a friend and myself went to an all you can eat buffet that comes with an entrée.
We couldn't finish our burger and fries.
The actual Americans finished their entrées and continued to eat nachos and cheese and everything else from the buffet table.
Y'all fat.
>>704500073
This anon has a point. Texas is it's own country.
Hey i need someone to help me with a medical question on this thread. I shot my friend point blank in the face with a pellet gun. >>704495765 →
>>704499945
Industrial disease.. thanks for selling your future.
Because everything is so cheap there and they are so well paid that they spend lot of money on junkfood just for fun or because it tastes so good
The reason they ruled on olympics is because they are roiders freaks and sport is very important there, people is pretty obsessed with sports stuff in usa
>>704500128
Nailed it huh...
>>704499648
6.3%= MORBIDLY OBESE
35.7% OBESE
3 OUT OF 4 MEN IN USA CONSIDERED OVERWEIGHT OR OBESE
COME AGAIN???
>>704500280
my rascal brings me the glory that my arthritic bones cannot
>>704500289
Implying only the US uses roids..
>>704500217
Texans ain't got what it takes, otherwise it'd been done long ago...lol...texan's are america's cucks
I discovered the secrets to being fit and lean.
1. Stop drinking sugary soda, tea, and energy drinks.
2. Eat clean foods that are not processed and full of preservatives.
3. Eat between 1500 and 2000 calories each day. Log your food using an app like MyFitnessPal. That way you will learn how much you should be eating.
4. Drink lots of water.
5. Exercise, including aerobic and anaerobic activities.
6. Sleep at least 7 hours per night.
7. If your fitness improvement gets stalled, increase the intensity and frequency of your workouts, take vitamin B-12, and get your testosterone checked.
>>704498327
>Get new material
Meanwhile, google, facebook, microsofrt, and youtube have all agreed that they are going to put an effort into making things they dont deem politically correct harder to find in an effort to stop it from going viral.
Youtube has even stopped letting people who cover the news get ad revenue.
We live in a country full of censorship bitch.
>>704500155
WENT TO A RESTAURANT IN BUFFALO (ITALIAN PIZZA PLACE). ME AND MY WIFE DIDN'T FINISH 2 SEPARATE DINNERS. I ATE 50% OF MINE, SHE ATE 30% OF HERS. THE REMAINDER WE BROUGHT BACK TO THE HOTEL.
ALL OUR AMERICAN COUNTERPARTS FINISHED THEIRS AND BRAGGED THAT THE "PORTIONS WERE SMALL".....WTF???
>>704500471
if it feels good do it? ymmv
>>704500548
No, not only the us of course
But roids are cheaper and easier to get in the usa
>>704500000
KEK
>>704494757
Before posting b8 choose another image, that image is from a documentary from Britain's fattest women.
>>704500712
I POSTED PICS OF MY MUSCULAR BODY HERE AND SAID I ONLY ATE 1500-2000 K OF FOOD A DAY AND THESE FAT ASSES CALLED ME A LIAR. THEE FAT FUCK LOSERS HONESTLY BELIEVE A HUMAN BEING NEEDS 10K OF CALORIES A DAY TO SURVIVE. THEY ARE FUCKING MORONS.
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>>704494875
This is why we run the world
>>704500755
So we must bring to light that which has been blasphemously darkened!!!!!!!!!
>>704500398
You need to work on your fucking math if you want to spout none sense. lets take a look. you claim 3 out of 4 are considered overweight or obese. So that would mean 75% of the US population is overweight.
Now based on the numbers you posted, 35.7 plus 6.3 is 42% which is not even half, much less 75%. Go back to school eurofuck.
>>704500385
Yup
American woman.
>>704500796
Look out! stupid just posted
>>704500994
SURE YOU DO. HOW'S SYRIA GOING? RUSSIANS LISTENING TO YOUR "WARNINGS"? HOW ABOUT THE CHINESE? THEY LISTENING TO YOUR WHINING ABOUT CURRENCY FIXING OR THE ISLANDS AROUND THEM?
>Why are Americans fat?
-our cities grew outward due to huge amount of land and industrialization post automobile. We have to drive to get anywhere, walking is not effective for most people.
-We are one of the few first world high-income nations to also be a surplus food producer
-The cheapest food is processed corn and wheat products which are very high on the glycemic index, so they quickly turn to fat.
>>704500910
BUSTED!
>>704494757
That's quite the blanket statement there
>>704500398
Yeah by skewed medical sources and bullshit BMI that says just because a woman is 5'4" and 130lbs she's morbidly obese. Gtfo with that shit.
>>704500973
thx pat..
>>704498466
Go back to your mixed heritage
Slav +EU = U SLAVE
>>704501195
Im stupid but at least im not 300 lbs with 40% bodyfat
Because we live better than you. It's a blessing and a curse.
>>704501434
>muh skewed data
go conduct a study yourself then fatty see if you get better data
>>704496762
Oi Oi Oi kiwi All Blacks
*does the Haka* *fucks a sheep*
The morbid fat fucks that need to drive a scooter should pay a fat tax, and a fuck you're a disgusting creature tax
>>704500289
>The reason they ruled on olympics is because they are roiders freaks and sport is very important there, people is pretty obsessed with sports stuff in usa
aaaactually
It's because we have a massive pool to select from. We are one of the largest nations in the world.. by far the largest nation that supports the whole "you are free to do what you are good at.. pride in the individual" so those with talent or a dream can attain it. Try doing that in India or China.
>>704501199
Under lying theme much? fucking highschool history here in the US of A...does any actuall intellect develop outside of the USA? Listen to just one fucking ancient country song or modern rap tune, and your turd werld cuntries entire IQ will increase 3 fucking fold!
>>704501021
you are fucking retarded
>>704500759
Ya'll niggas know how to not caps lock in your third world country?
>>704496322
new york pizza>>>disgusting ass chiraq ""pizza""
this is like arkansas "new york" pizza.
>>704494757
By using anecdotes and selecting your own data you can prove anything you want! It's the poltard way.
>>704501994
Yess
Thats what i wanted to say besides the roids...you are very right with that
>>704501732
I'm not fat. Im 5'11" and 160lbs. I'm not skinny but I've got a BMI of 24. But every hot woman I know in real life is mid 5' range and over 115 lbs and have been called some type of obese by their doctors. Apparently the BMI index for women is that if you're over 5'2" and over 100lbs you're a fatty. That's simply not true but it's what drives the statistics you faggots are throwing around.
>>704502169
Awe little pussy got hurt by the truth..
>>704501622
Me either, turd werlder.
>>704501994
Rock on /b/rother!
>>704502492
You are 300 lbs until you proove me wrong
>>704502231
Stick to your coney dogs faggot. Leave quality food to the pros here in Chicago.
>>704502295
uh, 5'5" 115lbs IS overweight for a woman. If they workout and have a lot of muscle mass they might have a high BMI and be "overweight" but so are men who build a lot of muscle
>>704494757
Because a lot of us have been lulled into lethargy by generations of excess, consumerism, and sedentary lifestyles. But society is about to bottleneck, and life is going to be very hard for the coddled and fatted.
Oh my god. They're not fat! They aren't drinking diet coke!
>>704502231
Pizza, real pizza. Only exists in USA. The Italians are great at marketing, as well as food in general. If you were an American, you'd already know this...yw
>>704496762
do you say you sound like aussies, or aussies sound like new zealanders?
>>704502718
165 lbs, prove me wrong.
>>704502723
>Chicago
Yeah, you can keep your dumpster pizza, faggot.
504 is food.
>>704502438
no you dipshit I'm not even the guy you're talking to. I called you retarded because the 75% includes overweight, whereas the 35 and 6 are just obese. There's healthy, then overweight, then obese. 75% of men in the US are overweight or obese.
You fucking retard
>>704499644
A stunningly beautiful fag.
>>704503146
I weight the same
>>704502894
>society is about to bottleneck
please elaborate, I like your thinking
>>704498645
You don't say?
>>704503159
chi pizza kicks ass
Shills don't stop do they. Third time today.
>>704499904
Puttin in the work
>>704500000
WITNESSED
>>704503570
What are shills?
>>704503159
Fuck you, America/USA best food on the planet...everyone wishes they were American, cuz they want tasty, kickass food...and get totally fat on it...but, they can't...cuz they aren't top notch, cream of the crop, world saving, commie stomping,ruler of the world type, humans. If they were, they'd be here, and American already
>>704500755
Kys
>>704494875
It's really nice to see you USAmericans having fun. You guys are taking being a shit country really well, and I feel like all these games are taking your mind off of it :)
>>704502723
>Chicago
>quality food
Holy shit toppest of keks.
>Be like a month ago
>Fly into Chicago for business, first time there
>Decide to splurge on restaurants in the Loop since company paying
>Best food I had was a Chipotle burrito
No one in Chicago knows what good food is holy shit. I went to two of the top pizza places in Chicago and the "deep dish" pizza was fucking disgusting. Similar dissapointment for two more high end restaurants. You would think when you are paying 50 bucks a plate you would get decent food, NOPE.
>>704503201
look at my thumb..
>>704501924
Hawt af tbh fam
>>704496561
kek
>>704503831
Must trust the vegan fag on 4chan
>>704503257
My being is made of tasty food, and above all, WIN! American made, WIN.
>>704503831
This.
Also
>Inb4 Chicago fags try defending their trash food scene by saying you didnt go to an authentic restaurant.
Literally every time I mention how shitty food in Chicago is its "because you didnt go to a REAL pizza joint anon".
Fuck you I could got to half of all the pizza joints in Chicago and I bet every uncultured retard in Chicago would still say I hadnt gone to a real pizza place.
>>704503248
Faggot
>>704496762
You faggots have produced ONE decent human, (negotiable) Peter Jackson. So, eat a bag of dicks, ya dirty sheep fucker!
>>704503805
SAID THE TURD WERLDER..
>>704504260
And he was fat too.
>>704504092
Fuck you faggot. You didn't go to an authentic restaurant. Faggot
>>704503539
That pizza looks fucking retarded.
>>704504092
eat pizza in london, anywhere in india, china, phillipeons...you'll love dat chico shizz
>>704504267
They're attempting communication :)
>>704494757
Being fat is a life choice. Sure there are downsides, diabeetus, looking like shot etc... but there are also upsides. You can eat whatever you want, not waste time exercising, play santa at the mall. Im not a fatty, im too self conscious, but i can understand the appeal. Only real problem i have with it is that its a strain on the healtcare system. Also ausfag here, plenty of cuntries just as fat as america, like us.
>>704504260
Educated, aware, anon. Must be American made.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>704494757
don't mind us, just busy being fat and lazy
>>704504855
Hahahahaha BTFO
>>704504092
there's not only chicago pizza in chicago. plus imo the best food is in the neighborhoods, not the loop.
>>704504725
well, hello canadian, 25yr old, indian, fat, fuck. how yas doin?
>>704494757
My guess is the food pyramid. It's horseshit and tells people to eat bread as their main course. Of course you're fat if you follow that shit.
>>704504855
W00T!
>>704501924
prosp to the sweatshop that made those shoes and their industrial strength stitching.
>>704505050
>505050
Kys
>>704505145
w00t
>>704496616
slow the fuck down michelle. Its not fucking school food that makes kids fat. Its not a schools responsibility to teach fuckers how to eat. Thats a parents job. Fucking liberal
>>704494757
For that picture, it probably has more to do with the Soda than it does the pizza. Amirite? A good chunk of Americans conclude "there's nothing to drink" when all you have is a water faucet.
>>704505171
Cuz no one else on the planet can afford that shit. Out source that shit to new zealand or tiawanna or some african shithole...Mexico is coming up....sooooo, Looks like the americas are best fit for your ottoman style labor
>>704494757
A culinary 'culture' of a five year old combined with an increasingly sedentary lifestyle, not to mention the easy availability/accessibility to food.
I'm an American, but I actually make an effort to stay in shape. Pretty much don't eat what almost everyone else does.
>>704505535
It doesn't help that what they do teach about "healthy" will make you fat. "Eat 7 servings of bread a day."
>>704496762
how long yall been mounted on sheep down there?
>>704505377
sup fatboi. masturbating over american sissy gurls? aye?
>>704503805
>>704504267
>>704504623
It really is that simple. Shame on both of you.
Y'all still fap to our American porn
>>704505802
>02
Kys
>>704500613
>texan
>cuck
I thought Texas had heavy republican leanings
>>704505731
And your lifespan is likely longer than most humans on the planet. As well as your comfort level at a maximum compared to most affluent of other countries, even if you're an american gutter slag...feels good
>>704505998
I believe there's a secede provision on the ballot in Texas in November. Comes up almost every election. I always vote for it just in the hopes it goes above 10% of the vote.
>>704494757
Because we have enough farmland to grow more and better tasting food than you eurocucks.
We eat like kings, you still eat like you're getting scraps from the lord's table. It's why our sport niggers are so big.
>>704506395
Considering these, we have no excuse to be fat.
>>704505759
that stopped in the late 90's. Thats not a thing anymore, and again who the fuck based what they eat around the food pyramid? Its not hard. Dont eat shit. Done
>>704506645
wtf is a cis?
Is that l fucking cake factory?
>>704505759
God how I miss bread.
>>704505938
I'll leave that to you, suicide bombing, light yourself, on fire buddha loving, mudslime, sharia law, sheep loving, cow worshiping, trap loving, kike sucking faggots.Props to azns and beans!
>>704506886
CIS=Comfortable in Skin
>意味は
When your mental gender matches your biological sex.
>>704506523
Texit, better get Nigel on the phone.
>>704506645
I sometimes wonder if these type of people are legit demon possessed.
>>704506886
Anyone who isnt a tranny is CIS
>>704507109
Cis= normal You=faggot
>>704507109
Oh for fuck sake.
Niggahs tryna be important by throwing letter together and making some bullshit up.
I'm out.>>704507176
No
>>704506523
good luck with that texas cucks. there's a reason you aren't speaking beanish and abiding cartel rule....dipshits
>>704494757
I am American and myself nor any of my family are over weight, I rarely see fat people and when I do it's typically the poor and walmart refugees. I hate fat disgusting pig people as much as you foreign monkeys.
>>704504717
Bullshit mate, you sure? I'm pretty sure we're just a bit over the average worldwide but not quite as overblown as the likes of North America. Unless you're talking about living in Queensland or some shit then I guess so. Then again I haven't been keeping up with the news so I don't really give a shit.
>>704503805
I wouldn't be so sure about that nigger. I've been watching these threads all day and while it's been humorous watching Americans trying to bant, I can't help but notice that the only ones who are from legitimately shit countries are the ones who like to engage in schizophrenic rants against America. They're not shit, they're pretty fuckin great. On the other hand, niggers like you are the ones in shit countries. Just sayin before you retards keep callin the kettle black :)
Btw Americans don't get butthurt just because I said you can't bant. You know it's kinda true but it's okay, I suppose it's just been a cultural difference.
you tell me ?
>>704507168
Well, that would imply demons actually exist.
>>704507282
I'm not a faggot, I just like dick.
>>704507363
Yeah, Sam Houston you illiterate liberal shitbag
>>704502780
Yeah but a girl like pic related is NOT obese but her doctor would tell her she is
>>704507505
wtf lol
I'm an American guy, but I want a body like a Korean woman.
>>704507109
check cis or trans...its abbrev. ,,,,it's also something scientific...something americans learn pre 5years old, and can forget about it, because there are more important things to deal with....science can be outsourced..where in the fuck have you been? definitely not Amrerica
>>704494757
Gotta have some fatties to make up for all the gold medal winning motherfuckers in the US.
Stay jelly.
>>704507441
Spoken like a cuck, wannabe American...my sides...
>>704508190
I lived overseas from 2009-2012, though I was born here in the U.S. When I came back, it was if the whole country had been transformed.
>everyone had a smartphone now
>women don't like to be called "women" anymore
>men hate masculinity
>everyone's gluten-intolerant
>etc etc
The one thing that did remain constant was the obesity rate.
>>704507505
posted like a wannabe american..hiding in an india body...maybe even a pakistink
>>704494757
Obviously we have the cheapest most delicious food you jealous European fuck. Go starve to death.
>>704507562
you're a jelly a non-american..lol obviously
>>704504092
Chicago is larger and more diverse than you think, Eurocentric assholes. The Chicago metro area has twice the population of Ireland. LOTS of restaurants.
>>704507675
correct.
>>704508476
sauce though
>>704499644
damn gurl, u cute, post dick pics.
>>704508618
cool story /b/ro. you feminist wife lookin' over your beta shoulder or whaaa?
>>704509499
...In English, please?
>>704508501
Nah mate, I'm not a cuck like you. I'm just telling it like it is to you retards. If your feeble nigger brain has been paying attention to any of these threads, it's also partially self-serving for me considering how often I've seen eurotrash and other assorted thirdworlders talk down on Australia too.
>>704494757
But she looks so happy.
It's prosperity.
looks like all the wannabe Americans have left....like a frog at wartime
>>704494757
Hate the US all you want, but these people are Britbongs. No americans are in that picture.
>>704509661
yeah, you're definitely a cuck if you're UK lolololololol
>>704494757
europe's greatest actor
>>704494875
Fuck the end line ill build a fucking end wall
>>704509049
Let me tell you a secret, you know why only three people you know say jelly? Because the other 20 people you know aren't nigger wannabe faggots.
I just luvs me some nigger talk. I'll talk like a nigger all day.
You know what people say when yo aren't around?
Why does that faggot talk like that? In his gay ass dark blue nigger jeans.
Typical europeans
>>704509891
lol mate you retarded? of course pommy halfwits are cucks, there's a difference between us in 'straya and them
we actually stop most of the immigrants (with based tones)
they don't
>>704507441
the obesity rate down under has been rising slowly for a fucking long time my friend
it's obviously not mexico tier but it's a problem the more time fucking goes by
>>704509600
>...In English, please?
Cool story /b/ro. Is your feminist wife looking over your beta shoulder or what?
+16042266520 American here. Well at least a whale
>>704498720
There's all kinds of medicine and medical bullshit designed to make fatty fat fats comfortable here, because it's easy to collect money off of them rather than fix them.
Meanwhile I know dudes who have been shot stealing groceries for their kids.
It's really just a huge fucking mess here yo.
>>704509891
aussie are planetary whit people rejects....not even equivalent to the lowest of chinese or beaner...but keep you fake beliefs, it's probably the only thing that makes you productive/positive, in the shitty false world you con yourself to believing is , right, good, best...when you actually know the truth, I'm sure it's difficult to own....aussie/pussies/UKuck
>>704510768
I don't have a wife, nor am I interested in women/relationships/marriage.
>>704510190
LoL, i smell stimky buttsore non-american hate, full of green jell-O
>>704494757
OH MY GODD, AMERICA IS NOT USA EUROFAGSS
>>704510605
k, why are you not in the USA? Now, sit down and shut the fuck up...men are getting the message across here UKuck
>>704511139
Keep telling yourself that, fagg0r.
>>704507109
Holy fucking shit I went to high school with some of them. Wanted to fuck the girl in the pink hair bad, Glad I dodged that, dodged chlamydia too.
>>704494757
Because life is about freedom. And finishing first. Those fat fucks are winning.
>>704510605
I'm not the retarded cuck you're replying to but I thought your immigration system went down the shitter once your former PM was ousted?
>>704497524
WTF is this shit?
>>704511000
nice trips...but good thing for the rest of us that youre a nig magnet
Australiabro here
Every American I've ever met was a total bro, polite and kind.
Surfed in south california and mexico years ago and complete strangers let me stay at their houses, their seemed to be a hopeful and positive outlook with most Murrcans I met.
On the other hand had just after the American trip a shitty job working at a surf school and every European we'd get would be really cold and distant, rude and gave the impression it was a challenge to their masculinity even trying to give advice on how to surf.
tl;dr Ausbro here, Murrcans are bros
>>704511629
>
>>704507505
Well she bred with a black man, so obviously the taxpayers are looking after her and her child.
>>704511353
chlamydia is for champs.
>>704511139
Without USA, you're turkey, or UK, or France, or the piddy wittle cuckshack, Aus
>>704498466
No we didn't. Russia did. Americans are so much more driven, industrious, clever, enthusiastic, and full of positive energy than most of the world.
>>704507505
fucking....pretty sneaky sis...
>>704507505
sheit, nigga.
>>704511452
immigration system lmmfao or did you mean UKuck placement program....provided you follows the rules.
>>704511960
That's because, we're getting the best. the best, the best, the best of you!!
One of my glorious American daily excrement contains more nutrient than most third world citizens realize in their diet in a month.
>>704496762
Why the fuck don't you say that you are from Australia? New Zealand is just an Australian State. Like Tasmania...
>>704497524
What kind of pokemon is that shit?
actual reason?
we subsidize corn(sugar) instead of healthcare
>>704511960
>full of positive energy than most of the world
Except usa
I'm American. Going to Japan to work in 8 months. Probably never going back.
>>704494757
people are fat everywhere, narrow-minded idiot
>>704513189
Legachu
>>704513059
I know rii? Like sayin "i'm a trap lovin' nigger from georgia...or a tranny loving aussies that loves watermelon anally..same same
>>704511336
you shut the fuck up you peabrained nigger, i already stated i'm not a uk cuck
btw spoiler alert i'm not actually australian i'm just killing time since i work for an international airlines company back in the USA so i actually agree with most of the bullshit you're saying
>>704513212
And this is part of the nig/jew/trap agenda..this type of shit...great point anon.
>>704513627
yeah, UKuck personified
>>704510187
fucking kek
>>704507109
意味は:
You're a fag
>>704494757
where in the fuck can i get a pizzzaaa that size?
>>704494757
USA here
We ARE fat. Sugar/carb foods are cheap. convenient, and heavily marketed.
The Food Pyramid created decades ago is bullshit.
We should be more fit.
But that doesn't mean we are stupid, ignorant, or assholes.
We're just fat... almost as fat as Mexico.
>>704514125
did you convert to USA?
>>704498271
Not wasting my time on you generic Australian wannabes no1 cares about your genocide of the maori because no1 cares about your country to begin with you only won medals in 3 sports and you dont even take part in any wars you are not a country you are a joke full of sheep fuckers have fun and tellyour sheep mother i said hello you dumb piece of shit i am suprised you have internet over there!
>>704514315
downtown. somewhere does it.
>>704514357
>But that doesn't mean we are stupid, ignorant, or assholes
If we were that smart, we wouldn't let ourselves get to this point in the first place.
>>704514357
kekekekek!
>>704511603
i disagree i once ok twice pile-drived my cunt sister and now she resembles this
>>704514461
Educated, based. Must be a fellow American.
Im American and 6ft 145lbs. Does that make me special?
>>704514555
shitty logic
again... healthy food takes time and money and usually doesn't taste as good
>American women
>>704514536
Try getting away with it anywhere else other than Ne
>>704514760
how old cause we all were there once
>oldfag here
>>704494757
>Why are Americans fat?
Two words: Money. Freedom.
We are so rich and developed that we can afford to be fat and lazy, and we are completely free to do whatever the fuck we want and not have the government force things on us (like being healthy), although this is changing recently which is bullshit but that's another topic.
>>704514760
The American part does.
>>704515020
Im 22
>>704515044
Try again nigger, I'm a programmer and fluent in 2 other laguages.
>>704514821
>time and money
What, time to cook? If money's a problem, consider buying actual fruit instead of fruit-flavored garbage. Instead of buying some $5 dinner to toss in a microwave, cook noodles or something that can be prepared multiple times. I'm low on cash, yet I'm still able to lose weight on a proper diet.
>doesn't taste as good
Suck it up! You can acclimate your taste-buds to eat better things, you just have to stop eating garbage first. After a while, you won't even WANT that unhealthy 'food.'
>>704515023
No doubt....the fat puleesese gunna make you cardio in the world of Hillary the Hun
>>704514305
変だな
>>704515384
変じゃない。
>>704515240
You also probably dont work 60/80 hour weeks either.
>>704494757
lol, this world would be utter shit without the USA.
>>704515528
Even if you do, you have enough time to watch TV and/or browse /b/, you have enough time to eat right and workout regularly. It only takes 30 mins.
>>704515236
ok nigger. trying again....the only part worth anything you've stated, is that you're American. Your scant pathetic time you've been lucky enough to not have your life stomped out of your carcass is meaningless...you're likely a trap loving cuck though...niggers need you.
>>704515240
Facts via an American /b/ enthusiast. noice
>>704515989
Did we drone strike your parents or something?
>>704516178
One who is in great shape, yes. It both saddens and amazes me how many American people (especially men) around my age (27) are so fat.
>>704516222
bag 'em and check 'em
>>704515643
affirmative
>>704494757
Did some second world country piece of shit say something? I wasn't paying attention, was busy admiring all these gold medals we won at the Olympics.
Enjoy your 7 dollar gas prices and shitty old-world food, yurotrash
Eating all these trips
>>704515730
Well i am not fat, nor are most americans. If you saw the numbers in proportion to population you may be suprised. im not gonna spoon feed it to you like your nanny state does with everything you have but you definitely have time to do your homework since you dont work as hard as me, more impressive is that we do in fact eat the poison you speak of and spend most our time at work yet we are not the fatteat country out there...guess we are just superior...well most of us but like everywhere there is always a few weirdos like yourself.
>>704494757
Sa cumsperisy an GMOs
>>704516313
I'm 47, and will likely out live most of those in third world countries...with brain cells and money to burn.....no fucks gifted, nor given
>>704515778
yeah, yea you are..
>>704516222
You ain't got the salt, son.
>>704516559
My point is, to declare yourselves as the "greatest country on Earth," you sure do lack when it comes to overall health (and overall education). So no, you're not 'superior,' rather, you just have the culinary 'culture' of 5 year olds, and no one (not even yourselves) to check you on it.
>>704516763
Provided you don't die of cancer first, which astoundingly doesn't happen as often in other countries with healthier lifestyles. Even the Chinese and Koreans smoke like chimneys, yet they're outliving Americans.
>>704516397
^5, my freedom loving fellow American.
>>704517012
actually thats not true we signed that treaty
