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Slightly chubby and hairy femanon here, willing to be degraded

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Slightly chubby and hairy femanon here, willing to be degraded and take requests in exchange for paypal donations. It's the last night I can get fucked up with friends before I move states and I'm too broke to afford all the shots I want at karaoke tonight.
I'll do the first three general pic or writing on myself requests for free to prove that I'm real. After that, you can send some donations to PayPal.Me/Duviro and I'll post your requests here. Put your request in the note so I know what you want. $1 minimum and I'll write anything you want on myself, $2 for general pictures, $5 and up and I'll take pics of me using one of the toys I have (to be posted in a following post). No face shots though, mouth and below only.
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>>704484326

Tits with timestamp or gtfo
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>>704484326
Push your tits together like you're about to get a load of cum. Nipples out ;).
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sharpie in pooper
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Firstly, tits or gtfo.
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These are all the toys I have that I'm willing to use
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>>704484674
How much for you to put 2 of the big ones in your ass?
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>>704484674
This thread just got a whole lot better
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>>704484525
Tits for anon

Also my starting pic was literally tits with timestamp so idk what the fuck the rest of you are talking about
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>>704484326
tits o gtfo.
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>>704484326
tits or gtfo.
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>>704484326
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>>704485187
Nope, just a timestamp. Are you really trying to be that much of a kike? Fucking seriously?
>CANT FUCKING TRUST WHORES
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>>704484865
I can't fit more than one unfortunately ;(
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>>704485187
hairy tits nice, more pls
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kill yourself and post pic for free
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>>704485187
Except it wasn't!
now you're a liar as well
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>>704485436
>I don't have any pictures from some random chick online fitting this
Yeah I knew you were a fake, if you can take one then 2 is easy business.
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Femanon followed the rules. Basement dwelling neets still harass the whore. Dont harass the whores, or they might leave before you nut.
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Why are you going out if you need money to move out of state? You seem like a terrible gf
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>>704485187

Tits and timestamp you dense whore.
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>>704484531
Sharpie 4 u pal
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Hey anon show us your clit. Play with it.
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>>704485631
We're a very orderly lot. B comes after A in the alphabet, otherwise we'll shit fucking bricks
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>>704484326
>>704485187
looks like fake.
prove you are oc: sharpie in cunt and questionmark on left leg
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>>704485835
Dude my autistic nephew does the same thing.
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And there goes the third free request because no one believes I could possibly be a real person. Good job
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/b gofundme attempt. Kek
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>>704485187
Fucking love big areolas..cum all over my girls titties tonight ...
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>>704486125
Well this is /b/ isn't it?
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>>704485767
Shave your shit. Fucking gross with all that hair
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>>704486158
>because you fucked up the first post and then lied to us.

You're a bitch
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Where are you moving to OP?
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No one is going to give you money Faggot
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>>704485640
Parents are paying for me to come back home to visit for a few months so I can work on schooling.
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>>704486158

Bitch this isn't a request it's a requirement.

Make with the next request.
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>>704486280
What is a natural woman anon?
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>>704486158
Fucking love nipples and tattoo..

Would fuck you silly..(Have nice cock big cumshot)
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>>704486280
true that!
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>>704484326
I'll give you $50 to cut yourself. There must be blood I get off on that.
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>>704486280
/thread
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Pretty sure that's a dude with tits
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>>704486280
Nah, I like the hair
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>>704486158
What did you expect?
Most of the mouth breathing faggots here don't even know if girls exist because they have never seen one naked in person before.
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I'll show my dick, not a good pic but whatevs I was drunk
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>>704486488
Good luck. My parents left me alone without a job or a home at 16. Had to quit school and lived in a tent for a year.

Wish I had your parents op
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>>704486512
>What is a natural woman anon?
worthless. you can't bite into a living cow, know what i mean?
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>>704486158
Your hairy legs are disgusting, I'm not going to paypal you shit now that I've seen that shit.
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>>704486587
Fuck that don't do what that cunt says..

just play with tits and pussy..

DON'T HURT!!....he's just a sick fuck!
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body pic with arms up please. wanna see those hary pits. i got a thing for it. (assuming you might as well?)
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Toes please OP
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>>704486500
Fine I'll do
>>704485784
My clit is big as fuck, great for sucking
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>>704484326
Would still fuck you OP
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>>704486749
>cant bite into a living cow

Yeah we used to be able to untill a bunch of cavecucks started cooking thier meat and we lost the abilty to eat uncooked meat without getting sick.
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>>704486158
put on leggings and make a camel toe
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>>704486710
The fUCK is that!!

Dick rate...2/10
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>>704485187
>>704486158
Shave your stomach and legs you fucking disgusting tranny pig bitch holy shit.
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>>704486988
Right, look how the alphas turned out? They can tear our fucking faces off and do a flip into a tree
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>>704486658
Nice one, my dude. You do realise that you're defending some stupid whore that's willing to whore herself for free booze, right? Kill yourself SJW
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>>704486710
Looks like a pretty good dick to me man, I'd suck it
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>>704486976
Very fucking nice..playing with cock now..

You would fucking love ME!.
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>>704486976
What the actual fuck am I looking at.
What is that beef slice looking thing that's round in the middle under her finger?
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>>704486715
I bet they wish they didn't have her
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Slightly hairy? For fuck sake you I have seen bear with less hair...
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>>704486976
Wow it's like a little penis. You ever try jerking it off like a cock?
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Why does your paypal say duayne royston?
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>>704486976
Disgusting
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>>704487154
Fuck up loser...Think yourself lucky, Tonight you can ACTUALLY interact with a chick....Woooo!
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>>704487300
You've never seen a big clit anon?
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Let's see the tattoo. Those are Hammer Skin colors.
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>>704486976
more bitch
i'm fukkin hard
want to see me cum?
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>>704486976

Good girl. You have an amazing body and suckable clit.
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>>704487448
Cause OP is a sham who wont even do non normie butt stuff
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>>704486976
That looks like a penis
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Put your tiny dicks away faggots. No one wants to see them.
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>>704487480
fuck not!
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i will give you zero dollars paypal to shut the fuck up and get me a sammich!
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>>704487154
Me a sjw?
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>>704487460
>Fuck up loser...Think yourself lucky
Can you try again, but this time in English?
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>>704486158
But why are you so hairy....
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>>704487579
YOU look like a penis!!
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Someone donate for a deep throat webm
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This is some trololololo i'm off from this shit
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>>704486158
What is the meaning of your tatoo? Looks like the color of the anarcho-communism flag.
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>>704487481
It's some not super great art I got of the First Order symbol because I dig Star Wars
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>>704486988
mmmmmmmmm without theadvent of cooking our brains wouldnt have grown and become what they are today.
Faggot.
Also, this bitch needs to fucking shave. Seriously.
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See you cunts she's gone..

no more pusyyyy
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>>704486976
wat
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>>704487893
She's not gone idiot
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SLIGHTLY chubby?
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>>704487480
That's not a clit..
Please tell me that's not a clit.
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Shit tattoo, hairy beast, ugly tit and mini cock...wtf kind of money do you really think youre worth?
If I saw you in person im sure I would pay you to walk into traffic.

Also ass bent over now.
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>>704488020
Kek
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>>704487893
I'm still here, just hoping someone will buy me a shot for some pics. I don't even care if that makes me a whore, I just like booze man.
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When you post nudes for shots but end up getting roasted by every anon
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>>704488131
fake and gay
now Stick that sharpie in your brown asshole and let dem juices flow
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>>704488131
If someone paypals you, would you shave those fucking nasty, hairy legs and surrounding areas?
Because.... jesus christ..
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>>704488131
Just so long as it's stuff you can easily google amirite?
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>>704486976
made me fucking sick. goodnight
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Yes how much to shave youre fucking body?
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>>704488295
See
>>704485767

>>704488302
How am I googling stuff? Do a reverse image search dude, what do you think the timestamps are for?
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>>704486976
Omg
Why would you not shave
Your ain't getting a nickel for that hairy shit
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>>704488547
You're a disgusting tranny, abandon thread anons!
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>>704487848
Have Slipknot logo on forearm...
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>>704488675
Consider suicide
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>>704488070
Don't be such a prick, just say show me you ass..Fuckkkk.
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>>704488547
Just convenient you aren't entertaining weird ideas when this is /b/, home of the weirdest weirdos
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>>704488241
I ain't even mad, figured it was a shot in the dark. It always depends on the breed of anon that's hanging around at any given time. I'll try again in the middle of the night and see if some eurofags with a body hair fetish are around
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>>704488782
The only weird idea I've been presented was to double stuff my ass. Sorry that I'm not interested in shitting blood lmao
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the fuck is up with people roasting OP anyways? You're cockblocking the /b/ros who are into her. Don't cockblock your /b/ros, just leave and find a thread you enjoy.
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>>704488786
I can understand the rest, but armpit hair??? And it's not even a little, come on femanon try a little harder
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>>704487848
Of all the starwars tats you could have gotten, you get one based off the most recent film which sucked dick. Smh
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>>704488786
Fucking hell! Anything not to shave huh ya lazy bird

Note this faggots, they are aware of how hopeless you are

Pubes are fine, your just fuckin lazy
Pic very related
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>>704486158

Haley?
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>>704489010
Go white knight the lgbtq threads faggot
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>>704488735
You must be mistaking me for a CUNT like YOU..

why the fuck would i commit suicide...I've got a great fucking you sad little fuck..

I'm guessing by how quick your electron sized brain jumped on that comment, YOUR'E the one who's obviously got such a pathetic fucking existence that YOU have thought about/attempted suicide...

YOU Poor poor Fuck....

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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>>704489084
Have you ever shaved every inch of your body? I'm definitely lazy because I don't want to take three hours in the shower
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>>704488756
Show me your ass whore.
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>>704489010
10/10
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>>704489250

oh fuck, OP is hurt.
You can tell by how regressed and childlike this comment was.
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>>704489324
You obviously never get laid
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>>704488131
Too fucking bad, man.
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>>704489050
Sorry, I guess emo faggot like Kylo are just my type, I couldn't help myself
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>>704489250
'Great fucking life!'
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>>704489324
Bullshit it takes minutes to shave your legs, pits and your bikini.

seriously, who the fuck are you selling that too...
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>>704489337
Shut the fuck up Cunt!

(How's that?!)
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>>704489415
It isn't op you Tit...
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>>704489250
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>>704489540
Explains why you're here on /b/
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>>704489606
She obviously never shaves and is too lazy to try, she doesn't know how long it takes so it's pointless talking to her. Shes a disgusting hair bag
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>>704486976
What a literal mess your entire body is... fuck man.skip the drinks and start fixing that mess. Salad, water, jog.

Fucksake.
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Hey there sweetheart, Elliot here. Don't listen to these creeps on /b/. I think you are very beautiful and I'd like to take you out for dinner sometime.
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>>704489725
How can you tell?
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Oh this is fucking great OP has just started all us cunts arguing...while she don't show us any pussy or titties...

NOW WHOS THE FUCKING DUMB ONE?!
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>>704489858
You mean take her out for shots, amirite guiz?
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>>704486158
If you're gonna post your tattoo why not just post your face?
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>>704489858
Kek
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>>704489421
Actually I do, pretty frequently, but then again I wouldn't fuck anyone who made all of their sex partner decisions based on something as arbitrary as body hair
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>>704489896
Cause I aint got a big clitty, I've got a big cock!
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>>704489998
It's only arbitrary to you because you are too lazy to shave. Fat bitch.
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>>704489968
Whore logic my friend.
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>>704489998

Obviously, you fuck people who base their sex partner decisions on how many shots they've drank this evening. Body hair ain't arbitrary either, why would I want to fuck someone I'm not attracted to?
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Cucumber in cunt
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>>704489998
Im positive the unfortunate souls that sober up and see you wished they had.
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>>704490227
You should shave your tongue...Do you kiss your mother with THAT....

(On her pussy)
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>>704489858
10/10
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>>704489968
I'm not that worried about my identity, I just don't want to slap my face down in a thread that also has pics of my cunt. I'm sure I'm not the only one in the world with a shitty star wars tfa tattoo also
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>>704486158
yeah i'd need a drink too if my tits looked like that.
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>>704490372
Fuck up....can't you get her to do something sexy rather than something fucking degrading YOU SICK FUCK!
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>>704490503
Post your tits then
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>>704490453
I'll give you ten bucks to go shave and take a shower you dirty bitch
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>>704490600
what're you fucking gay?
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>>704490249
That's what I'm saying though dude, I don't like shaving so I wouldn't want to fuck someone who isn't attracted to me unless I shave. I'm not knocking your preferences, just stating mine. I mostly fuck chicks anyhow, they're a lot less picky and usually way better at knowing how to work a cunt.
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>>704490547
Oh ok. Shave your entire body THEN cucumber in cunt. Better?
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>>704490636
You say you'd drink if your tits looked bad, well then post em
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>>704490395
I take it thats the only way you can get pussy...pissed up women.

pic related.
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>>704490676
Soooo op is a lesbian, guess we know who the butch is
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>>704490676
>knowing how to work a cunt.
what's there to know? stick your dick in til you cum and tell that bitch to make you a sandwich before you kick her out the door. profit
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>>704490676
I hope the next chick you eat out has a dirty pussy with shit stains everywhere so she can you hit you the same "well if your not attracted to my sloth based filthness then I'm not interested."
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>>704490726
would if i could. no smartphone, so no tits for you.
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>>704487216
Thanks. I would too but not flexible. Bad pic, butt fuck the hater
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>>704490453
Every word of that comment and how you wrote it made my balls tingle...
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>>704485187
Dayumm
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>>704490628

I'm adding 10 dollars to this pot.
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>>704486158
Gross. Shave your fucking legs.
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>>704490988
kek what a fuckin warlock
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>>704490676
Well thats devastating...I was lurking cause cute, now I know I'm not even high on the list...
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>>704490988
Nice dubz
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Just lurking, this is interesting.

OP is either getting roasted or im getting pics...

win win situation kek
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>>704491255
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Hey aint you guys got it yet..original OP has gone ...no more new pics..its a different chick/lgbt/?

If op still there give 3 new pics..

Tits again (love those nipples..new pic)

Pussy

Arse..(queens english)
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>>704491568
Trying this hard to get free pics instead of using money.
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>>704486976
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>>704491568
Why would she leave?

This went over swimmingly!
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>>704491197
Hey I like dudes too, I just mostly fuck girls.
>>704491255
I'm probably heading out soon fam, my internet is slow as fuck and I'm clearly not getting any shots out of this. Roast away though man, godspeed, I get off on this shit.
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>>704491763
Can we get a nice pick of your entire ass for the road?
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>>704491763
for the love of jehovah, please stop posting these atrocities.
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>>704492024
Who is this, any context?
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>>704491763
Op you're real....so whats the account to get that shave everything crowed funded
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>>704491763
You are sooo cute...

But please don't do those fkn gang signs...It does not become you.
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>>704492024
timestamp and you've got yourself a deal little lady. much better than OP at least
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ITT : poorfags
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>>704491763
Love your Tits...how old..please don;t lie..

would much rather the truth..

I'm guessing 22.

WILL KNOW!!
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>>704491897
Here pal, enjoy
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>>704487052
hahahaha
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>>704492113

yeah seriously, I'd dump twenty dollars into that.
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>>704492068
An hero, faggot. She's fuckable
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>>704492363
Ah perfect, I have a panty fetish as well, bless up <3
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>>704492281

I could blow my load to internet porn for free even if hairy was my thing. Don't need to pay some slag to write a poem on herself to get me off.
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>>704492363

OP delivers. It's not the ass that /b/ wants but it's the ass that /b/ deserves.
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>>704491763
Man I just love a chicks body..

I am sooooo fucking heterosexual.....woooohooo!>>704491904
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>>704492474
have fun with the fucking forbidden forest from all angles before you reach her twat, you beta bitch
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>>704492363
Gutted your'e leaving..want more and moar!!!
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>>704492363
femanon, how much for you paying on your back, knees pulled towards your chest but ass spread into the cam?
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>>704492363
we have found it......after all these years spent searching........the infamous.....STRETCH MARK CITY!!!!
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>>704492024
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>>704493037
Timestamp or gtfo
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>>704493037

Cute Cat
Cute Grill

Would fuck her while her owner watches.
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>>704492994
Please will you FUCK UP...

YOU are fucking ruining it for everyone you fuck!

Look just cause you don't understand pussy yet..fuck off on the kiddies boards and come back when you big boy..
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>>704491763
if you're up for doing private shows sometime leave an email/kik, just dont have time to set one up now.
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>>704493400

Found the virgin.
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>>704493400
thanks, i needed a laugh
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>>704493037
she's fucking gorgeous ....
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>>704485767
you're gross tho, why do u play wanna see this gross bitch when u have google wtf haha
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>>704492363
sent $10
have a drink on me
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>>704493662
Cause she's real you fucktard!!
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>>704487848
hahag
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>>704493799
calm down OP. god made you ugly, get over it
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>>704493799
real gross, are irish women really that bad?
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>>704493752
How do I donate..I think shes been good game..
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>>704493799
For you shes exactly as real as the chicks You would find in Google. You aren't getting within 50 miles of that wookie test.
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>>704493799
hahaha
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>>704494054
its in her OP

PayPal.Me/Duviro
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>>704493989
Hey I'm from the fucking Uk mate...KINGS of the world...
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>>704484326
What makes you think you're special enough people are going to "pay" for nudes of you? There's millions of nudes of girls just like you. Stupid self entitled CUNT, get a job, whore. Your parents must be proud.
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>>704486158
You are such an ugly fucking gross bitch god damn I'm fucking serious go get hit by a bus you gunky whore.
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>>704493799
go to motherless, there are plenty of ugly bitches there. if that's what you mean by real. lol
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>>704494208
the fuck is that red thing near the gutter drain?
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>>704494208
with your paisley photos its safe to say you're also irish.
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>>704489858
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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>>704494265
>gunky whore
>gunky
>mfw that's a word and my phone knows it
>mfw my phone has better vocabulary than me
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>>704484326
You're fucking ugly and fat. There are millions of pictures of women better looking than you for free one click away.

Get a real job, whore.
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>>704494121
Nah..my gut feeling is none of those other sluts on google would give you the steam off of their piss for nothing..

OP was up fro fun, and pitch in..if you feel like it..

spot the difference fucking newton!
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>>704484674
You should get a horse dildo.
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Nice body OP, post your hairy armpits <3
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>>704494497
Go and try to justify the fact you're so lonely you have to pay for female interaction over the internet. Faggit.
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damn slut u fine af
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>>704494355
something only paedophiles can see...

(Oh and niggers)
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>>704494453
fucking cuck
Haven't seen stupid shit like this in a while kek
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>>704495032
>What's a copypasta?

Fuck off back to school, faggot. Summer is over faggot.
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>>704495032

>a newfag in his natural habitat
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srsly, can we crowdfund the shave already? I'm just standing here with my dick in my hand waiting for her to shave
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>>704494453
you must be new here
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>>704495493
shit I didn't mean to say faggot twice there
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>>704494771
You couldn't be more wrong dickhead..

I've been emptying my balls all night into my missus..but she's gone to bed now (work in the morning)..ME just sitting here, getting wasted on my OWN blue cheese...watching chicks show me their pussy and tits...and YOU think I care they all don't look like Heidi klum..?!

Yeah me so lonely...
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>>704484326
Lol this disgusting bitch thinks shes special enough.
Do you reakky think youll get noney out of this?
Fuck you haha
If I want to see a whore doing whatever I can just open up a new tab for free
And I can even watch videos.

Stupid bitches...
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>>704495564
>sees oldest copypasta next to navy seals
>doesn't know it's compypasta
>you must be new here

Pretty fucking ironic, if you ask me
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>>704495590
she don't think shes special dickhead..

SHES FUCKING GONE!!!
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>>704495590
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>>704495590
2 edgy 4 me. Bet you're a hit at parties.
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How bout me baby...me and you like HAM and EGGS..
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Babys gone...
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>>704496004
top ramen
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Hey you need some hints honey..
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>>704495872
Shes asking for money lol
Good luck being beta
This is hilarious
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DEAD THREAD!!

R.I.P
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>>704495932

What do you mean with a hit at parties?
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>>704487527
Sand nigger detected
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>>704488675
An hero
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>>704496221
We all aint got sugar daddys motherfucker...
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>>704495590
name?
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>>704496427
The implication was you must be a very unpopular person if you talk to people like that, especially with women.
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>>704496686
Thats the point just google hairy chubby sharpie pooper
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>>704496669
Shut the fuck up!!

Maggot.
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>>704495587
>implying you have a gril
>implying imaginary gril let's you empty your blue cheese into her bloody axe wound
>implying Heidi Klum is hot
You're a faggot for lying on the internet to strangers.
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>>704486976
nigga wat da fuck
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>>704496974
zozzle, do you have a korn tattoo as well? Kill yourself.
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>>704486158
You are a fucking ugly bitch
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>>704496974
>cringe thread
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>>704488675
WOW WE GOT A BAD ASS OVER HERE
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>>704496791
Dont know just googled anal lolly
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>>704486976
Omg I've seen traps with smaller DICKS than that "clit".
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>>704497066
you sad faq...

Blue cheese...CUNNNNNNT!.
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i hope this thread's still here when she gets home for her to read
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>>704487848

>dig Star Wars
>shitty First Order symbol instead of superior Galactic Empire one

kill yourself.
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Nice one baitman
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>>704497334
One for you and...
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>>704497272
and one for you!
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>>704496871
Yeah well if, honesty is such a lobely word .
More important, nobody has to pay for tits at parties wtf you can find sluts for free try it
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>>704497174
Fuck it you have one two...

ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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i'm going to miss the blue cheese faggot when this thread dies, he's having a killer first week of /b/
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>>704498179
I'm gonna miss all the thrills of being a Noob...when I become an old faq..
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>>704495736 irony rhymes with dick
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