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ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you part 2

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ITT Say your first name and anons make guesses about you

part 2
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Paige.
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bumping with the previous pic
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Ivan.
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>>704474646
Male to female trans
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>>704474646
Chubby with a cute face.

Charles.
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>>704474646
You changed the color of your hairs and you like rock music
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Maxwell
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>>704474802
Nope. 100% real girl.

>>704474825
Yes, actually.
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Hope
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byron
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Patrick
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>>704475040
Wow 100%?
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>>704474545
Ian.
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>>704474891 You grew up quiet, because if you talked your parents didnt give you shit. Hi my names Beau.
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Pradeep
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Axel
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>>704475123
You're dumb as fuck.
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>>704474764
You are taller than average and have strong masculine facial features.
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>>704475040
Your hairs are mostly black with shades of blue. You like bring me the horizon's songs.
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>>704475180
Your dad or uncle owns a sub shop or a convenience store.
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Jonathan
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>>704474646
Crazy as fuck

>>704474764
Kind of different, but not a bad dude.

>>704475166
Probably insecure
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>>704475194
You ride a skateboard
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>>704475122
You work construction
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>>704475241
Nah, my hair is lighter. And never heard of the band.
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>>704475196
Just lazy af. I actually have an IQ of 157. Well had when i was 12 im probably retarded now
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>>704475194
Congratz for the BAC exam <3
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>>704475123
You cant grow mich more than a moustache.
Rafael
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Lawrence
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Harry

>inb4 nasty common name
>inb4 autistic harry potter "joke"
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>>704475073
Always smiling and laughing yet incredibly shy and introverted
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>>704475241
For fucks sake man it's just "hair." Not someone's "hairs." I get that english isn't your first language but now you know.
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Cameron
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>>704475355
You was a bad girl back in highschool
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Matt
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Victoria
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>>704475390
You are a member of Funhaus. Where's Adam?
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Lucas
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>>704475479
You have a fiancée named Suzanne.
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>>704475430
Hair is you retard, ever hear of context? You make me realized the world is fucked.
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Josh
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Corey
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>>704475390
Your parents named you after a shit movie. Sorry bro.
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>>704475491
you have a little secret
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>>704475491
feminist, doesnt do anal, hates vidya games, black, no friends.
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>>704475393
bloody hell
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>>704475462
You know it.
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>>704475479
You fuck up a lot.
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>>704475491
you wear sexy lingerie
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>>704475393

You only eat vegetarian bacon. You never eat a pig 'cause a pig is a cop or better yet a terminator like Arnold Schwarzenegger, trying to play me out like as if my name was Sega.
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>>704475295
>Ian
>probably insecure

Yeah, most of the time. However, success tends to make me incredibly confident for very short periods of time.
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>>704475566
Probably polite as fuck
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Wesley
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Josh
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>>704475497
Nope but i really like games so... i guess you got this one right?
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>>704474545
>>704474660
MOAR OF THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN
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David
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>>704475633
You have piercings but you don't like tattoos
Maybe even your nipples are pierced
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Tarquin
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>>704475731
You have orange hairs
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>>704475432
Cameron as well.... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
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Kevin
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Shelby, male
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>>704475566
Also check em
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>>704475785
I kinda like tattoos, but would never get one. Piercings are rad though. And yep.
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>>704475762
Here you go, Matt
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>>704474545
Ptery
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Tommy
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>>704474646
>>704475073
>>704475491
you are all slutty whores
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>>704475727
Actually yes.
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Erik
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>>704475676
No. A person that doesn't like bacon can hardly call themselves human (especially the muslims)
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Sarah
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Breß
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Dakota
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>>704476126
It's our curse, I want to be a rude shitty asshole. But any time people are nice to me I just light right up.
>You wouldn't happen to be a massive pervert as well?
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Brendan
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Joël
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>>704476176
You are Sarah Connor
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Rebecca
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Willij
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>>704475949
You like to sing, you used to smoke weed and you're working in a clothing store
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Partario
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>>704475985
Holy shit, man. My dick will explode. MOAR
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>>704476355
>>704476176
>>704476213
this >>704476090 goes for you also
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Nick.
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>>704476162
You can play the piano
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>>704476333
Those trips, must be true
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>>704476426
Minecraft griefer/youtuber
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>>704476176
You own a dildo
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>>704476391
No on the clothing store. Still smoke pot. Kinda like to sing.
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Brian
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Corrine.
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>>704476355
You have curly brown hairs and you're hot
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Arthur
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>>704476413
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>>704476589
>/b/
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Aly
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Harrison
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Thomas
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Joey


>inb4 friends
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Brandon
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>>704476569

You have no boyfriend. You've tried once or twice, but the results were a let down. Instead, you cultivate a taste for small pleasures: dipping your hand into sacks of grain, cracking creme brulee with a teaspoon, and skipping stones at St. Martin’s canal.
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Damian
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>>704474646
A boring, prudish feminist
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Beavis
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Jasmin
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Erik, cause my parents had no imagination
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Crisamer, and bringing random stuff
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>>704476723
Demon
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>>704476663
First name: Rick
Occupation: runs pawn shop with old man and son
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>>704476519
You're from a big city in west America
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Daniel
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>>704476720
Kys cringelord
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>>704476782
Kek
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>>704476625
Dear god, Moar!!!
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>>704476505
Safe assumption
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>>704476782
That's my curse
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>>704476640

You save money on phone bills by telling everyone you've ever met to fuck off
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>>704476856
All the Californians are coming here, yep.
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>>704474545
Derek
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Harley
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Barry
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>>704476425
>>>704476213

But I'm a guy...
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Jason
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>>704475731
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>>704477006
You have or will curbstomp a nigger.
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>>704476932
You like kinky stuff, like bondage and hard slaps on your body
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>>704476488

Not even close. Although minecraft griefing is hilarious.
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sean
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>>704477089
still a fucking slut, you manwhore
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>>704476950
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW ME?!
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>>704476625
MOAR PLEASE
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>>704476682
You're a talking train.
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>>704476755
You have a vagina like a war-canoe
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>>704477183
Kek'd
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Everett
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>>704477048
Your parents were lazy before you were born and just gave you a name that could work for either gender.
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>>704476999
You're currently unemployed and you live with your parents, you like to hang out with your friends and you don't like disco
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Lexi.
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Kelvin
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>>704475865
Now 3.

Cameron is an anagram for romance :)
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>>704477439
Does anyone like disco? But yeah, sadly spot on.
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>>704477476
Slut
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>>704476894
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>>704475292
Master of Harmon energy, rival of Dio
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>>704477476
You're a pornstar that got fat.
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>>704477141
Nailed it, I do love being tied up
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>>704474646
you play league
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>>704477573
Not the first time I've been called that.
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Luca Felix
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>>704477317
You smell your socks before putting them on
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William
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Daniel
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>>704475527
You're a crybaby
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>>704477674
You're scary, but spend most of your life afraid.
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>>704477439
you have 21 years old and you've never traveled outside your country
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Elliott.
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>>704477181
Disciplined and self-controlled outside, you tend to be worrisome and insecure inside.

At times you have serious doubts as to whether you have made the right decision or done the right thing.

You prefer a certain amount of change and variety and become dissatisfied when hemmed in by restrictions and limitations.
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>>704477574
Abso-fucking-lutely perfect. She just needs to get rid f that piercing because I wanna lick her belly button and I don't wanna taste any metal.
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>>704477708
You're an elite, homosexual detective.
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>>704477439 supposed to be to >>704477566
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Andrew.
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Corey
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>>704477574
MOAR
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Asgeir
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>>704477971
Heroin addict
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>>704477844
You're a cuck who takes out his pathetic frustration on others.
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Kenneth
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>>704477489
>Kelvin
Chance of getting laid? ABSOLUTE ZERO
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>>704476950
And you're not wrong
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>>704477141
you're a little chubby, but you feel fine about it
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>>704478038
If you consider Krispy Kreme donuts heroin
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Tyler
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>>704474545
Melique.

Don't try to hard, anon.
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>>704477183
A virgin manwhore. Somehow
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>>704477574
File dump?
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>>704478024

You joined the Stormcloak rebellion
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>>704477932
I am 23 and I've been to Europe.
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>>704475180
youu poo in loo and hate the jews
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>>704478038
>>704478160
Second guy got it right, sadly
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>>704477707
this is true
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Sam
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>>704478056
Nah.
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>>704478181
Anal whore who frequently cucks boyfriend
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Hondo
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>>704478146
Youre lucky with these guesses, do you actually know a Sarah?
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Dylan
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>>704478273
you're a manlet and helped another manlet get rid of a ring
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Alex
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>>704478164
You avoid looking at reflections of yourself in store windows
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Marshall
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>>704478369
You spit hot fiya
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>>704478164
Don't give a damn about others, yet still sad and disappointed with yourself.
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>>704477826
the second part somehow fits. even tho i tend to ignore it
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>>704478241
You are listening music right now
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Albert
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Daniel
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Tristram
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>>704478428
you're either canadian and in an obsessive relationship with a girl named lilly, or a guitar amplifier
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>>704478415
Nah, I'm a vain fucker. If there's a reflection I'm probably checking myself out in it.
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>>704478358
i wish. i don't know anybody with that name
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Billy
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Arshes
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>>704478451
This guy, pretty much spot on...
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>>704478533
people come inside you to save old men and kill cows
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>>704477903
>>704478013
what about another girl?
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>>704478513
Nope.
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>>704478518
You stick nails in your ass as a fetish. You generally enjoy pain.
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>>704478307
I'm a /fit/ single 18 yo black guy. And I like women.
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>>704478548
I'm a Texan, it's like Canadian minus the whole being a pussy
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>>704478578
Well you've been weirdly accurate
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>>704478722
Spot on
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Eustace
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Michael
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>>704478655
Not really, it describes a lot of people, especially people who frequent this site.
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Adam

Pro hint: Ethnically half Somalian, half Swede, but speaks Swedish without an accent.
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Delaney.
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>>704478720
I'm running out of fantasy. You're on your bed with your laptop
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Simon
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>>704479037
oui.
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>>704478834
what about a picture? is it asking too much?
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>>704478952
You're an archangel.
You also comment on this.
>>704478528
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Tobias
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>>704478952
PC master race checking in
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Romo
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>>704478916
you're old, live in the middle of nowhere with your wife, muriel, and your dog, courage
creepy stuff happens in nowhere, but your dog always saves the day, yet you scare him and hit him with your mallet
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>>704476263
Sadly... yes
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>>704479085
when you traveled to Europe, you've been in France. and that's an easy guess ;)
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>>704479159
Jewish
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>>704474646
Male to female always screaming that your tits hurt.
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Samuel.
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>>704479285
Yes. I'm actually ethnically French.
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>>704479295

Nope, No jew in our family.
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Ng
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>>704479407
Again: 100% female.

Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.
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>>704474545
Yeimi
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>>704479476
i'm italian
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>>704478686
Post both then. I still want the first one!
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>>704479088
Guess one more and if you're correct I'll post an ass pic
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Jakob
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Toby
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Daniel
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>>704479878

Polish, kind of short
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Try the new hot set on http://lovchan,site
enjoy and have some fun :) yt try it!
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>>704479476
>>704479606
>Also not as attractive as you're picturing me.
i don't think so, i kinda have a fetish for a girl like you. i'm kinda a bit of a looser so my standards are quite low.
another guess: you're 5'5" and you're skinny
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Dane
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>>704474646
Pro-wrestler
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>>704480160
Closer to 5'6". But rather close.
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>>704474545
Dennis
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>>704480047
You've never watched a porn vid all the way through - just scan for the best parts
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Moritz
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Aleksandr
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>>704479828
remember your promises girl
your hair are not long, i would say they can barely touch your shoulders

and, if i can make a request, i'd like to see your mouth and your tits while your doing something sexy
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>>704480247
you prefer cold places to warmest ones
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>>704476886
>>704477726
>>704478528
>>704480090
john
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>>704479765
don't know if i've more of the other girl, i will look at them

here's the second girl
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>>704480733
Cold is the best. Winter is my favorite time of year.
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jake
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Donald
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>>704480335

Spot on, thought that was common.
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>>704480279
You're a moon hoax believer
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>>704481137
you have tiny hands
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>>704481137
You're mexican
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>>704478393
Your peer at the toilet paper after shitting but will never admit this to anyone, ever.
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>>704481199
Nah they huge
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>>704480865
Keep'em coming then
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>>704480895
your nails are not painted
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>>704479765
If you want more of the first one google nature-is-her-life
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>>704481395
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>>704481192
No but love to all about that
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I'm called Joe, take your guess fags
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Danny
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>>704481538

all around average
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>>704474764
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Brigham
Hint: im not Mormon
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>>704474545
Jamie
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>>704481703
Kek'd
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>>704481426
They are. Purple.
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>>704481553
You think you're cool because of the music you listen to (you're wrong)
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>>704474545
Caleb
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>>704480895
Your initials are PW
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>>704481821

this is very accurate anon
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Jack
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>>704481625
Hahaha I know no one thinks they're average but believe me you could not be more wrong
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>>704481803
what about a role exchange? my name is Stefano, how do you think i am?

also, do you mind posting a picture of your painted nails?
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Timothy mccloud
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>>704482017
You have a bit of a weird fetish there, pal
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>>704481996

easy there average joe
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>>704481515
do you fuck them?
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Fabian
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>>704474646
Are you in southern California? Are you kitten.?
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>>704482145
it's not a fetish tbh, it's just a matter of curiosity to see a piece of the person i'm talking to.
i wouldn't be the faggot asking for something i surely can't have. if i asked her to spread her vag she will say to fuck off and the conversation is over.
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Mustafa
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Marshal
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>>704482573
Northern Oregon
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Damnit I'm late. Name is Chad
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>>704482322
holy shit maybe. i'm a kissless virgin, no chance i fuck those girls.
this one was a femanon
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>>704482664
Thanks. My sub is named Paige..was i guess.
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>>704482596
Okay, I lied they're not painted I just like others to be wrong.
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>>704478246
They poo in street not in loo
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>>704482625
Covered in lava
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>>704482760
You diddle the neighbor's kids
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>>704475780
Normalfag. Found /b/ through a weird friend in high school and still come here for the ylyl and the rekt threads
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>>704474545
taylan
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>>704482867
Wot true
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>>704483026
Underage b&
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>>704474646 you love thotting around and have a kink for sucking dick
>>704474764
you're probably 12 years old. go read a book
>>704474817 the weird uncle at parties always drinking
>>704474891 you graduated top of your class but your ugly as fuck
>>704475073 probably cuts her wrist and plays piano because she's so depressed (tyler the creator reference)
>>704475123 fatty.
>>704475122 probably cheated off all of his classmates test and still failed.
>>704475393 probably cute and funny irl but if triggered will shoot up an entire university
>>704475432 lowkey gay
>>704475583 nigger
>>704475780 over confident but a cool person to hang around. fit af and cute
>>704476355 the type to tattoo her vagina
>>704482110 with a name like that would probably kill himself

Nice to meet you, I'm Haley.
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new thread
>>704483089
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>>704477147
What's minecraft griefing?
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>>704482625

traitor to the lion king
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>>704482833
so i guess the answer is just no
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>>704483154
I was talking about another anon, or guessing that is. Retard
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>>704483230
Thats scar fag
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>>704482227
Yeah that's me, actually I played a character called Joe Average for a play to introduce first years to my school
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new thread >>704483089
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>>704483378

oh right sorry

>you are the lion king
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