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What's your fetish, /b/, and why? Femanons, don't be shy!

Pic related is one of mine (Shrinking/Shrunken Woman, or SW), and I've had it for about 14 years now. There are many reasons why I like it so much, but possibly the main reason is because I'm the kind of guy that wants to pamper my girl. If she became tiny, I'd be taking care of her nearly 100% of the time. Cooking for her, running her baths in the sink, making her new clothes from socks and other scraps (the first pair, at least. At her size, she'd probably be much more precise with the needle, now that I think of it).
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>>704474009
Id make that tiny bitch my on the go realistic miniature rape victim
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>>704474009
This is a very interesting fetish, and one that I have not encountered before. The closest thing I've heard of is giant women, like Amazonians x1000
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>>704474009
SW is a popular fetish with the femanons too, by the way. Pic related is, too. They seem to either like to be tiny, or huge. I don't recall many who liked both.
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I have a lot of them so I think I'll just post what I think is the strangest. I have a fetish for the uncanny valley. For example I find sex dolls highly attractive. And I don't just mean as a female analog. I'm posting this picture to illustrate the point. The seam shown here is part of what does it for me. I'm drawn to the imperfections that verify that what you're looking at isn't genuinely human.
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>>704474367
>>704474009
I should probably contribute, eh?
Mine is hypnosis, the idea that someone trusts me to turn off their consciousness and accept suggestion is very intimate and arousing for me, I think I sexualised this kind of bond because I usually feel like people jump to the worst possible interpretation of my words or actions, which leaves me quite isolated.
I'm also very interested in psychology, and am amazed at the kind of deep effects that just words can have if they are spoken in the right order, with the right cadence, with the right subject etc. Absolutely fascinating imo
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>>704474367
>This is a very interesting fetish, and one that I have not encountered before.
https://boards.4chan.org/d/thread/6991740#lr7033262
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>>704474781
>Implying that I'd associate myself with a basket of /d/eplorables that like hentai
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>>704474367
SNU SNU
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>>704474745
Are you me
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Farting, burping, shitting, pissing, and puking women, so basically everything that can come out of a woman.
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I've got a pretty simple one: glasses. Girls with wearing glasses are way more attractive to me and this kind of thing: >>>/h/4273163
makes me fucking rock hard
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>>704475974
Me fucking too man. Can't explain why but glasses make a 7/10 a 10/10 for me. And I think my girlfriend enjoys the fact that my one real fetish is so easy for her to indulge me in
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>>704476936
I think if I told my gf that glasses is my fetish she would be weirded out by it
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>>704475974
I wear glasses anon.
Not in a hipster fag way either, I'm genuinely blind as fuck
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>>704477139
What why? That's one of the more vanilla fetishs out there. I'd understand if you were apprehensive to tell her you want to sarenwrap her up and pretend to rape her but glasses should be a pretty easy thing to bring up. Unless she's blind or something I suppose
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>>704474694

I really expected something this odd to get a comment.
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>>704477426
I don't know if you realize what you've done.
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>>704476936
>>704477426
See that right there. That girl is cute and probably a 6.5-7/10 but solely cause she's wearing glasses my dick does a backflip for her. God dam I need to go spank it to some girl with glasses on
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>>704477491
She's demisexual. We've never had sex and I avoid talking about it.
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>>704477491
Odd? Fuck you mean odd? You know how many people have these sex dolls? For fucks sake man
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>>704477760
what the fuck is demisexual?
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>>704477738
That's not actually the anon. Come on son this is /b/ some guy just posted a pic of a hot girl with glasses on
>>704477516
Nah that's a normal fetish man.
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>>704477426
>>704477741
For me its the red hair. i prefer a slightly different shade.

But I also share part of the ops...
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>>704477939
basically halfway between asexual and heterosexual. I doubt she's interested in sex at all
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>>704477911
Wrong post?
>>704477760
>>704477939
Yeah what the fuck is demisexual. Also don't want to be a dick but is she really your girlfriend if you don't have any physical relationship or is she more just a good friend who happens to be a girl?
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>>704474009
Not my fetish but YW.
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>>704478030
Yeah I mean gingers and freckles get my going to but I wouldn't really call it a fetish as much as my love for glasses. Kind of like how I'm really into Asian chicks but I don't think of that as a fetish more just a bad case of yellow fever
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>>704477911

Well, at least one.
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>>704478145
you dont have to have sex with someone to be in a romantic relationship with them, you know. The thing about demisexuals is, you can get to that point, you just have to take things slowly
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>>704477738
What exactly have I done?
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>>704477426
Yo anon you got more of this girl? Preferably with glasses on but id be fine either way. She might go into my light fap folder
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>>704478109
OK anon, listen up. I know what you're going through because I've dealt with that shit. I'm going to assume you haven't been dating overly long. Maybe 2 or so months. Relationships like that do not work. You clearly are not asexual or whatever she identifies herself as, so that lack of sexual chemistry will cause a lot of strife. I don't know her, but I do know that being with someone you can't fuck if you want to sucks.
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>>704478300
Hmmm, I guess when is something a turn on and when does it become a fetish?

I gotta run, wish I could discuss.
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>>704478503
I am this girl anon
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>>704478459
He thinks that youre the girl in the picture and now everyone is going to freak out because a girl showed her face on /b/. Rookie doesn't understand it's all fat dudes on here
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>tfw femanon
>tfw every time someone knows my gender on this site ignores me until i deliver tits
>tfw I'm never taken seriously and receiving de hits from a bunch of men whom are mad with the opposite gender.
>tfw I never did anything to you
>tfw I have to hide my gender at any cost if i want to interact with you

4chan a site for free-speech? I don't think so, everybody here is taking advantage of the anonymity of the site to act like an edgy bully, everyone who doesn't enjoy gore, animal cruelty, pointless raids or being a general asshole are attacked because they're not "behaving" like a "4chaner".

>and4 "tits or gtfo attention whore"
>ANDB5 "If you don't want us to bash you about your gender, dont say it"

Here is a list of some of the threads that i can't participate because it requires the implicit identification of the general characteristics about the poster:

1.- Greentext threads (Can't say i do girly or i acted like a girl)
2.-Beg threads (Where they demand the email or linking and online profile with info)
3.-"At your worst, at your best, in your future" threads and every thread alike.

You guys are really hideous sometimes you know
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>>704478530
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>704478691
then timestamp or shut the fuck up faggot
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>>704478552
Dam that woulda been a good discussion cause idk man. Ah well do what ya got to do it was nice talking about shit
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>>704478442
people just making up terms to be a special snowflake.
She just has a low sex drive, as a dominant man, it is your duty to corrupt her and make her crave your cock. (I used to have a low sex drive til an ex unlocked my libido)
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>>704478734
Also the other femanon in this thread. I know how you feel
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>>704478734
>>704478752
Why the pasta?
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>>704474694
robot fetish?
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>>704478813
>>704478691
Nah don't gtfo you can keep pretending your an attractive girl as long as you keep posting pics of that ginger in glasses
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>>704478734
Tits?
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>>704478691

Why the fuck would you be on /b/ cunt
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>>704478861
>til an ex unlocked my libido
You sound like a god dam moron son
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>>704479144
>>704478927
It's a pasta you newfagz
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>>704479282
It's a femanon mang, be cool.

>>704478861
M'lady.
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>>704479122
I am real
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>>704478734

I know why you mean, it's almost like this entire post is just a ploy to tell you to get your tits out or shut the fuck up and go back to being anonymous.
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>>704478691
>>704477426
Anyone got more of this girl? She makes me want to tickle my pickle
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>>704478734
>pssttt
people ignoring you when they don't know your gender is because you are boring, they clearly aren't basing it on you being a girl now are they?
> faggot
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>>704479539
Woof
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>>704479539

What's your ethnicity? Puerto Rican?
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(Femanon) I like to dress up as a schoolgirl and be handcuffed. I look very, very young for my age and it turns me on to act like "forbidden fruit" and ultimately fuck the shit out of my man.
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>>704479695
No, British
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>>704479808

What? Same, where are your type hiding?

Is it just the lighting making you look Hispanic?
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>>704479539

Finally a real female appears on /b and it's a fucking ginger. Fucks sake.
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>>704479539
Huh. Well alright. My bad for accusing you of being a fat guy lying but doesn't really change that fact that I wanted pictures of an attractive ginger with glasses on cause that's my thing. So keep posting pictures of yourself I guess
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>>704479808
Oh, where abouts? ME2 here
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>>704479808
Wooooof?
I'm britbong too, wanna you know hubbbahubba dingdong ooo mama mama boing?
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>>704479623
It's a ducking pasta. God dam people fall for that shit every time it's posted
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>>704474009
What the fuck am I reading
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>>704479912
It's just the lighting and the fact I like sunbeds
>>704479963
Haha that's okay I would assume the latter aswell
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>>704478691
beautiful toilet
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dammit guys we was having a nice discussion about fetishs and now y'all trying to fuck some bitch through your laptop screen. Can we get back to posting fetishs?

I'm really into not being able to see or feel the girl except on my cock. Kind of like a glory hole or that milking table porn site. Don't know why but that is something that gets me going
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>>704480293

What a subtle way of showing us you're stacked
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>>704474367
i liek mudkips
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>>704480293

WTF is going on with your eyebrows?
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>>704479916
kek
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>>704480293
>>704480408


I also need a name for the folder I am making
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>>704480408
Showing I'm stacked? How so?
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>>704480487

It's customary for British girls to get them threaded and then go overboard while painting them on
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My fetish is cumming in mouth. Best feeling ever after making her orgasm without condom
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>>704480459
I would too if they looked like that
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>>704479539 still don't believe it write names on that dam paper
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>>704480293
Ok fine. Then what's your fetish?

Do you just get off to neckbeards on the interwebs fapping to your pictures.
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>>704480504
Erin :)
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Pulsing creampies. I don't know why, they just turn me diamond.
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>>704480293
Well you turned out to be cool femanon hope you don't mind that you're now in my fap folder. You can keep posting pictures of yourself and I'll probably save them, tits would be cool. Anyway I'm in this thread to talk about fetishs
>>704480396
Wtf man I've seen those milking table vids before but never been into them. That girl ever gets fucked. You ever actually used a real glory hole before or just fanticize about it?
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>>704480293

Timestamp with "I'm Keith Chegwin's lovechild" or I'm not buying it.
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>>704480611
tig ol' bitties
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>>704480702

It's almost 1am on a Sunday, she's probably in her bedroom by herself and bored

How she found /b/ I couldn't say
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>>704480856

Basically, yes
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>>704479539
Welp, I'll be damned. My apologies.
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>>704480812
thank God my sack doesnt decide to switch places with my dick.
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>>704480638
Her cumming in your mouth or you in hers? Done both before and I can agree it's a great feeling but curious which one you're talking about
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Feet and back.

Not like butts, but like a woman's back.
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>>704480702
My fetish is surrending all self control and human right. Being completely dominated.

Also incest, daddy/daughter situation

Also schoolgirl, pic related
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>>704480293
Care to show some tits
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>>704480816

Face before tits make this unlikely unless she's gutsy or if I white knight hard enough to get her kik

What are my chances ginge?
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>>704479790
Wow. Nice.
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>>704480396
I know right!
I was just enjoying my my weatabix and then some ugly ginger cow covered in fake tan
arrives.
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>>704480901
I'm working nightshift actually
Been lurking for years
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Nerd/Big glasses, small tits, ginger
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>>704480962
Just confused really
>>704481056
Kek you got me anon
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>>704480293
BRITS OUT
R
I
T
S

O
U
T
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>>704481078

Wait a sec, Erin?

Scratch my previous comment, you're a freak
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>>704479539
Can you pls show me your feet? :D
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>>704480293
My ex had red hair and glasses.. lots of freckles. Good lord you are bad af
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>>704480901
Well, yeah but this is a fetish thread. might as well post it rather than camwhoring. Unless camwhoring is her fetish of course

I guess I could photoshop her into some porn if she posts a pic of her face without the hand in front.
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>>704480795
Careful, don't want anyone reverse image searching any pictures with your info
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>>704481122
>>704481078
I mean that's promising. Please tell me you have a pic of you in that outfit with your face as well femanon.
>>704481214
This guy
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>>704481078
Come on girl show us some titties
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>>704481345

Hopefully it's a false name and no EXIF data because if anybody fucks this up before tits I will go mental
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>>704481078
Nice. I like subs like that.

A nice schoolgirl with slutty heels and a leash sucking my cock is always a fun time
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>>704481480
>>704481345
>>704481288
>>704481281
>>704481287
Can we leave the girl alone or go start a new thread dedicated to the attractive girl on b. I came here to discuss fetishs not to be reminded of how desperate b is
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>>704481287

There's always one but then I think about what if these guys like feet as much as we like tits?

Throw him a bone, OP
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>>704481287
I would also like to see some feet.>>704479539
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At that size, a sewing needle may be too heavy for her to use effectively. And old socks? Fuck yourself.
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>>704481790

Too bad

This is an Erin thread now. Besides, there's an actual word for attraction caused by some kind of personal connection and that's my fetish

Soz
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>>704481790
Talking about other MEN fetishes is better to you than a sexy girl. Pretty gay bro.
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>>704481819
>>704481871
Unfortunately my feet are in tights at the moment
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>>704481078
Do you do any rape play?
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>>704481819
I've been wondering that for a while too. Like do feet really get some guys going as much as a perfect pair of tits do it for me? Also OP is dead and gone the girl ain't OP son
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>>704480962
Nice legs... wait a minute
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>>704481819
STFU we don't need charity, footfags are legion.

>>704482070
Bare feet if you don't mind love, Thanks.
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>>704479539
get yourself on cam, all the dudes will love you
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
get on a laptop and get naked
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>>704482092

She's the OP of her own post! Well, that's what I'm going with because calling her Erin repeatedly seems overly personal for this fucking website
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>>704482070
Write Josh on your left boob please
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>>704482231

I don't support footfags rights anymore

NO MORE FEET OP, PUT YOUR WELLIES ON
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>>704481078
well shit, that's basically my fetish right there.
Got a thing for redheads (don't we all?)
love a submissive girl
body type I like
10/10. Would pound for hours.
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>>704482070
Thx :D would love to try a footjob with you :)
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>>704482000
>>704482063
Another thread derailed by an attractive girl who shows her face on /b/ it's like you guys don't realize how pathetic you are that one femanon can sidetrack 10 anons just because they're deluded enough to believe the girl will fall in love with them over the internet because they were sad enough to pile attention on her. I'm outta this thread. Im gonna go look up shrunk women to see what OP was on about
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>>704482281
What else is the point of a name?
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>>704482070
This bitch knows her audience.
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>>704482119
Kek
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Furries, bestiality, vore, bondage/general submission, hypnosis, transformation of all sorts, feet, macro/micro, snuff, slavery, humiliation, probably some others I'm forgetting. Mine mainly revolve around extreme dom/sub, hence the vore/bondage/slavery stuff and all that.

You know, normal stuff. Lots of things I would be completely against trying in real life. I didn't choose the kink life, the kink life chose me.
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>>704482497
It's a festish thread. The girl is posting about her fetishes.

You can post about yours, post pics similar to hers (pic related) or just post shit in general.
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>>704482316
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>>704482485
Nigger did you just use two different smily faces on b in one post? Go lock yourself in an oven you fucking kike
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>>704480293
Tits please darling, preferably in a really tight revealing bikini
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>>704482497
Nah we want to see some titties. Cute amateur girl showing her body to strangers is a fetish of mine.
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>>704481790
>attractive girl on b.
10/10 for imagination.
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>>704482497

None of us is deluded enough to think we'll ever speak to her outside of this post, but it's much better when you can personally request things (which I haven't) and watch in anticipation as they go from non-nude to nude...

Get over it, man
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>>704482957
Hahaha fair enough
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>>704483017
Quick question: How the hell did they not get arrested for this?
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>>704483010
Hahaha I see what you did there
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>>704482957
Come on don't be such a tease and show them bitties
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>>704482485
I support you because footfags are legion but 2 smileys in 1 post.... Dude you're embarrassing.
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>>704482957
you like fatcock dom daddy? my kik: seldooon
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>>704482856
I know the feel. ABDL stuff really hits home for me, even though it depresses the shit out of me.. I guess it's just seeing a woman/girl in such a taboo and degrading position that gets me diamonds. But yeah, the imediate self loathing after I cum is no fun.
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>>704483413

Turtlenecks are my fetish
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>>704483210
Germany or some such place without public nudity laws
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>>704483553

This will never work for you
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>>704474009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta9K22D0o5Q
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What about thigh high boots?

Pic related, me in thigh high boots
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>>704483628
are you sure you don't have a penis
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>>704483628
you on your knees begging for fat dick thats all I need
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>>704483628
You look like sally from nightmare before xmas
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>>704483628

Since you're accommodating the foot fats, can you please hang yourself with the blind cord? I'm a necrophiliac
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>>704482957
one of my fetishes is teasing
post a pic of you in that top squeezing your boobs together
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>>704480293
You are gorgous. What are you doing on such a dark and weird place?
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>>704483628
It's a trap
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>>704483628
When can we expect to see some breasts
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>>704483883

Given her fetishes it seems natural she'd gravitate here

Look at camgirls also, knowing they have thousands of people watching them? Enthralling, I imagine
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>>704483970
Never Erin is a fag who won't deliver tits
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>>704483726
I'm sure
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>>704483959

It can't be. I'm too invested at this point so as long as she doesn't show her dick I'm cool
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>>704483628
>>704483831
Hahaha decent. I'm also a necrofag, kys ginger bitch and the post pictures of course
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>>704483561
Eh, I don't have any self loathing about it. There's nothing I can do about the kinks I've ended up with, so shaming myself about them would just make me unhappy. Mine don't hurt anyone (well, some could, but that's taken care of by art instead of real life), so what's the problem? Some might call these fetishes disgusting or whatever, but frankly I don't care.

Pic not really related, since I'm not into fursuits... but I thought it was funny.
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>>704484167
dat assssssssssssss
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Also Tentacle Sex
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>>704483210
I dunno mang, I wasn't there.
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>>704484167
I get behind you and fuck your precious pussy till you faint
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>>704484362
can u not
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>>704484484
thought you liked dom?
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>>704484362

This isn't DnD you spazlord
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>>704484362
spoken like a true Indian. Fuck off man, this ain't a role play for the illiterate.
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>>704484167

If you let this 404 I will find you and politely ask you to make a new one
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>>704474009
>>704474577
I am the sam anon, had it since I was a kid.

I imagine you have visited places like the minimizer etc when it was still around.
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>>704481078
Here Erin, have some brother/sister incest.

Nonconsentual, I hope you don't mind. (Hypnosis and mind control is my fetish)
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>>704484362
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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>>704484752

I chuckle to myself
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>>704483831
Footfags support this movement and change of focus.
Ginger slut should be kill, agreed.
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>>704482070
Could you do me a fovour and write "Property of Phil" across your chest?

Thx in advance
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>>704479539
Are you pre or post op?
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>>704484167
either way, keep posting
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>>704484578
I'm not Erin, I just didn't want to read your half-assed, mediocre at best erotica.
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>>704484825
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>>704484751
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>704484167
bad girl
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>>704484983

I take out my penis, pull back my foreskin and flick off any smegma
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>>704484167
Nice feet. Would lick/10.
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>>704484944
Phil???
What are you, an overweight plumber?
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Hey Erin,
More feet or rinse your neck... either or?
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>>704484167
Face: 8.5/10
Ass: 9/10
Body: 9/10
Boobs: N/A
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>>704485372

>rinse your neck

What is this
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>>704477426
Hmmm one of those things I like to do to subs... take away her glasses.... that makes her even more dependent upon me.

Submission and dependence are very sexy.
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>>704484167
how tall are you?
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>>704485398

Regarding tits, would you say they're 5ps, 10ps, 50ps or five pound notes?
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>>704485398
Sorry about that
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>>704477426
your lips need cock
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>>704485234
I am an overweight magician.
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>>704485618

ITS HAPPENING
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>>704485618
Oh my god, more
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>>704485618
more ass now
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>>704485591

Sorry I should've specified I meant your nipples
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>>704478734
some femanons are attention whores and try to intentionally derail threads
but yeah i agree i think its retarded how quickly they pounce on women who inadvertently divulge their vulge
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>>704485618
I don't know it's hard to tell
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>>704485663
This made me laugh more than I care to comment Hahahaha
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>>704485618

And to think you questioned me when I alluded you were stacked. I never doubted you, E
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fingers with gloves on them
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>>704485618
Here, you slut. enjoy
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>>704485447
She looks like she has a dirty neck.
Joke, I told her to off herself.
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>>704481078
shit.
you've fucked this thread
nothing can be accomplished until tits are posted
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>>704483726
>>704484167
>are you sure you don't have a penis
>I'm sure
Do you want one? >>704474325
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>>704485824
See? That was one of my magic tricks.
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>>704485618

Close up with your tongue out
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>>704479539
Tits or gfto dumb roastie
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>>704484362
retard
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Erin, what are your hopes and aspirations? I get off on knowing you're not going to accomplish any of them
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>>704486076
Moar magician references
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>>704485618
EVERYONE GET READY
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>>704474009
I like feet/toes. Need I say more?
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>>704486121
This
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>>704486308
I get my knob out if she showed more feet
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>>704478752
What pronoun should we call you?
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>>704485618
Come on gurl move those hands
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>>704486281
Her aspiration is to get you off, thus preventing you from getting off. Good luck in your paradoxical imprisonment, bitch.
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>>704481078
Hmm I would prefer to take you on a shopping trip.... One of those stores that sells actual school uniforms.... I would very much enjoy your humiliation as you explain that the uniform is for you.

Jacket, shirt, tie, skirt, stockings, shoes, all of the school girl kit.

Probably be necessary to do this several times.
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>>704486464

I sexually Identify as an "SS-18 Satan" Intercontinental Ballistic Missile. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the Atlantic ocean ready to release my destructive cargo on filthy commies'. People say to me that a person being a weapon of mass destruction is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having ex--godwinslaw!- scientists install tungsten plating, 3 stage rockets and a Nuclear warhead on my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as "ICBM" and "WMD" as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to wipe entire cities and cultures from the face of the Earth. If you can't accept me you're Hippy-Trash and need to check your rocket privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

You wait to be spoken to fool.
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I know I have a folder of giantesses but I can't seem to find it for the life of me.

Oh well, some weird short girls then
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>>704474009
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>>704485618
Erin are you still here?
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>>704481211
>CAMGIRL!
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>>704478861
unlocked your libido? The fuck are you talking about. Is your libido a fucking door in skyrim or an iphone
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>>704485947
Top quality
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>>704486676
That's not a short girl. That girl has no torso bud
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>>704486307
Ok, for my best trick you need to write "property of Phil" across your chest and post pic.
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>>704486751
Dick back in pants lad.
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>>704481345
Erin=Ireland........ Redhead just catfished you.
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>>704486751
Yes :)
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>>704487012

The initials on her phone already tell us she's not really called Erin..
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Evil looking girls do it for me

>>704481211
So you're bored I take it. Want some bondage pictures? Something else?
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>>704485618
my fetish is seeing your legs in stockings
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>>704487116
You're smart haha
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>>704474009
fap with panties count?
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>>704486416
That perfect pinky toe...

The holy grail....

Extra toe means nothing with impeccable pinky toes.
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>>704487032
More boobs please beautiful
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>>704487032
my fetish is sucking cock with you
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>>704487116
Holy shit.

Apparently her name is Apple.
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>>704487032
Imo you'd be hotter if you didn't cook your skin. A tanned ginger is incongruous.
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>>704486865
Indeed
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>>704487032
I'm fapping to you right now. Wish I could lick your feet, legs and clit.
Do you have stocking pics?
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>>704486702
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>>704487032
Fuck you are sexy. Could you bend over and show more of that fine ass
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>>704487318
Yeah i get that. But in British culture it's completely different
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>>704487204
Those look like children's panties. Are they?

Tell me more. No identifying information, obviously, but more about your tastes and fetish.
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>>704487213
What makes a picky toe impeccable?
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>>704487318
You're still hot af though
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>>704487032
am i the only one who noticed her
timestamp said it was midnight at her location
and yet there is sunlight in the window in this pic?
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>>704487032
You are from Essex love.
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>>704487535
Fuck off
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>>704474009
yeh, i've always wanted to suck on a mini girl like a lozenge.
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where in britbong? west mids
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>>704486906
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>>704487032
Come on girl show more of that ass and them titties
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>>704487535
not all pics are from today but she's in the thread for real and posting.
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>>704487598
fair enough. nevermind then
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>>704487535
She's posting old pics. she already said she has tights on.

Then again her lack of reaction to her shoop means it's just some /b/tar posting her pics.
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>>704487535
It's obviously an old pick. She's in tights at work atm.
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>>704487698
Im glad you learned from this experience
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>>704478691
M'lady I assure you I'm not like these Neanderthals hello there hehe ;)
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>>704487698
Kek
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>>704487470
In tact pinky toe nail, straight and not curled under from too much high heeled walking.

Basically it just has to look like a normal fucking toe, which is exceedingly rare nowadays.

I know women with nice feet, aside from the pinky toe, but that pinky toe is a deal breaker.
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>>704487670
>>704487708
>>704487713

wont break your fantasy, just thought it odd
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>>704485234
No, he's a ground hog.
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>>704487822
Ooo a wild white knight has appeared.
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>>704487636
Thats not your chest...
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>>704474745
Same tho

-Nosefag
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>>704487708
No one said i was shooping? Explains the lack of reaction
And yeah posting old pics cos I'm in work atm
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>>704485618
The public toilets are your job have peepholes? Just so you can check the toilets for a rapist before you exit?
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>>704484167

Erin, could you write Wilson on a piece of paper in that pose with your bare feet visible?
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>>704487896
I just looked at my pinky toe and noticed it met your criteria but then I realized most guy toes probably do too so it kind of ruined my momentary pride with having an impeccable toe
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>>704487469
looks like, but its not.
i like any type of panties but lean over clean ones. gets me so turned on that they will be using their panties cum-soaked.
also have a thing for panties with the patch on the crotch area open. that way, I can fit my cock in them like a condom/pussy. I call them "cum pockets". pic related
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>>704487896

So, the fact that she has six toes doesn't bother you?
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>>704488095
I meant this pic
>>704485947
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This
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>>704484167

Erin, could you write Wilson on a piece of paper in that pose with your bare feet in view?
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>>704488095
What happened to your glasses? That's what started all this
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>>704488095
Got any bent over in yoga pants or something similar
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>>704487973
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>>704475806
>efro
ma nigga
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>>704488155
>also have a thing for panties with the patch on the crotch area open. that way, I can fit my cock in them like a condom/pussy

Yes! Also, it's called a gusset.
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>>704474009
I want to kidnap a little white boy, maybe in first grade or such, and train him to be my cute little chubby spoiled underage trap. I'd feed him constantly, to the point that I'd make sure there was never even one single milliliter of empty space in his tummy. I'd keep him so well fed he'd be burping and farting more often than breathing. And I'd lace all his food with estrogen, so that all that extra fat he'd be packing on would go to all the right spots and leave him a tubby little femboy with a nice big booty. I'd make him wear frilly pastel-colored diapers (since with such a high rate of food intake, he'd surely be incontinent), and after every digested feast he'd push out his overfed rear, I'd shitfuck him fervently. And despite all this gluttony, I'd groom him obsessively and make sure he was always clean, comfortable, and pretty. If I eventually trained him so well that his greed began to take a toll on my wallet, that would be alright; I'd just stop eating so he could have more. The fatter he'd get, the thinner I'd get, until he was twice as wide as he was tall and I was skinny as a stick. Just before starving to death, I'd slather myself in butter and spices, turn on the oven, and climb in. Hopefully whatever meat I'd have left on me could tide him over until the day someone else with the same fetish would happen to come along and resume care of this precious little morbidly obese angel. Can't let my perfect femmy little piggy starve just because I did.

Picture related.
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>>704488303
We finally get some tits
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>>704488219
same, would be amazing
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>>704488401
kek
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>>704488219
Here
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>>704488135
Allow me to be the judge.

I have a foot fetish, but unlike the rest of the ones you find here, I have very high standards for feet.

Man feet are invariably gross.

>>704488196
No.

She obviously takes very good care of them and they are aesthetically pleasing regardless.
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>>704488444
Witnessed
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>>704488420
checked
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>>704488420
I need more for my collection
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Fucking outside
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>>704488095
I can't cum if you dont post nudes
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>>704488340
I'm a filthy, dirty shotacon and I say you're a fuckup.
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>>704488340
jesus, go back to 9gag where you belong. you sick bastard
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>>704488095
you ever had sex in a public toilet?
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>>704488444
>44
>444
how did toshio yamamura find /b/

li'l dead boy, does your momma know you're here?
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>>704488303
Ok, thx. Now take a look at the pic you posted. The hot Ginger disappeared and instead there is a fat dude with man boobs. TADAAA....
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>>704488340
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>>704488095
Got any bent over in yoga pants or something
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>>704487896
Pinky toe is the least important toe mate, first and second toes are the most important.
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>>704488702

Better than nothing
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>>704488606
thats not real....right??
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>>704488401
Takes a true /b/ro to deliver
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>>704488584
>>704488606
well excuse me i had heard THIS was the place for fucked up sick bastards

ye judgemental assholes

besides, it's not like i would ACTUALLY do this, little feminine fat boys are super sexy but how fucking horrible a person would i have to be to ruin a child's life and psyche just because my boner demands it
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>>704482092
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>>704488606
Hahaha guys name was cp lover. Clasic
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>>704488898

Can you write Jack on your tits mate please

And can I turn the lights off, call you Erin and fuck you?
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>>704488777
Well hammer toes suck dick.

But man, nothing is worse to me than a pinky toe that looks like it's trying to hide from the rest of the body by crawling under her foot.
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>>704474694
that doll is hot as fuck though, and I'm pretty appalled by them usually

>>704475974
glasses are ideal

>>704480962
this shouldn't turn me on this much

>>704488905
the only bit I'd be judgmental about is the bit where you throw yourself into the oven so he eats you
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>>704488927
(You)
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>>704488905
>>704488905
you fail the test. you arnt sick enough to be here. go back to 9gag
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>>704488898
Do you shave ur nipples?
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>>704488898
mm fuck nice moobs and fat hairy belly... would love to feed you you bloated fucking hog ;o
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>>704489066
Heh
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>>704488898
You're the hero this board needs
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>>704488990
apparently every cp post was titled with 'this is my army'. i wonder where he came from
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>>704488332
learned something new, thanks Anon
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>>704489145
what is nine gags

why would you need nine gags

that must be a very large mouth
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>>704489222
Checked.
6 legs and one head. That's the perfect 69 imo
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>>704489039
Yes and no
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>>704489384
go back to the shadows summerfag
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>>704489314
Probably Reddit. That's where the really ducked up Internet users hang out
>>
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>>704489494
oh yeah well your mouth is very large

fucking roasted
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>>704489502
it was 8 chan last time i checked. damn ive been away too long
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>>704489534
Dam idk what the fetish here is but that blond does it to me. Also 2006, dam I was 12 years olds when they produced this pic. I was spanking it to google image searchs of Jennifer lovehewitt
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Erin, stop working we're about to 404 and lose you forever without tits

Have mercy
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>>704488539
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>>704480962
It's a genuine fetish. Don't you guys know silent hill?
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why do i always find this thread right when it's about to hit the bump limit
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>>704489641
fucking hell, who let you past the bouncer kid
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>>704489149
No, should i?
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>>704489723

I went there expecting sleaze but it was as vanilla as /b/
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>>704489723
Nah man Reddit of 2016 is like the facebook of instagram back in the days of 2015 twitter ya know?
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