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cringe bread
>>704460582
Reminds me of my first fight
>>704460582
One PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUNCH
>>704461359
jesus fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy1cpJTewvg
>>704461359
Meh, I had phimosis and when I first managed to pull my foreskin all the way back I was MUCH worse than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Arq5Otsir9c
>>704462543
fuck you .........you dirty stinking ape
>>704461359
>>704462854
I blame my catholic school teaching me absolutely fucking nothing about my anatomy. I had no idea how far my foreskin could and/or want meant to go back, how to wash it or anything. Didn't even realise I had a problem with a tight foreskin until well into my teenage years and sex was so uncomfortable.
Circumcised now so all is well.
>>704462543
I had it to then I learned to clean my dick, amazing right. My foreskin is almost always back though I guess I'm lucky there, apparently its difficult to pull back for some?
This kid and his proud mom
>>704464294
hwat album is that
Needs moar doggo
Good shooting pupper
>>704462658
3/10 would not cringe
>>704464737
I'm killing myself tm
>b there or b square
>>704463693
tfw you got phimosis but dont want get circumcised
>>704464540
idk, looks like it says Trauma and then I cant read the rest
>>704462658
So he likes niggers. Good for him, he'll learn once he gets ripped off by a ghetto nigger, and go back to liking white women again.
>>704465091
There's other options - get the balls to go to the doctor and ask him about it. Rather than slicing the foreskin off completely, they can make incisions to loosen it up - or you might be able to get away with steroid cream that avoids surgery completely.
Seriously though - after a few long weeks of adjustment, being circumcised is so much better.
>>704465091
I rid them from sex.Get a gf and fuck her everyday.My foreskin is very louse.
>>704460582
+2 damage
+2 damage
GUARD
><OVERKILL>
>>704465799
>cutting dick
You are missing very much just find a girl and fuck her.It is going to be painful a bit but in few weeks it is going to be great.
>>704460582
a real nigga would beat that black kids ass for fucking with that little nerd
>>704466982
Hello, Donald.
>>704466647
>>704466936
Some stretching can cure phimosis on occasion, but your bullshit "English is my second language" advice is most likely gonna lead to a torn frenulum.
Why?
>>704467385
I didn't even mention "english is my 2nd language".Yes stretching and sex can cure phimosis you don't need to cut your dick and pay shekels to jews.
>>704467615
what the fuck is cringe about this? seems like it would be good drunk food
>>704460582
>/b/
>/b/ is ded for good now.lols
mission accomplished in less than 2 days.
/thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_psbz2IfBc
I win. I win forever.
>>704467615
the hell even is this?
>>704467615
>>704467924
jail food. niggers missing home and such. you're obviously white, and unaware..
>>704467953
can't tell if your first day/flat out retarded/or trolling.
good on you.
>>704468254
just the facts mamn (you)
>>704468192
Got one of those correct, I am white but I've been to jail. If this was jail it was their thanksgiving lunch cause that shit is too fancy for the prep work involved.
Posting a week late
>>704464294
So? That IS cool. He likes records and his mom, obviously into music, is happy about it. You are gay and faggot.
>>704468541
>(you)
you answered my question. enjoy you're stay.
>>704468587
One time in jail...def white cuck you are, will likely never be in jail again. have a gooday in your cubie cum on your case of the mondays. trap boi
>>704463741
Only to people with small or weird dicks.
>>704469014
I think I'll do just that. Thanks!
>>704468737
>mistakes into memories
What was the mistake? Did SpongeBob rape Sandy?
>>704469160
Of course you will. You always do what you're told. Cucky boi, with a tiny stubby wee wee
>>704469160
too much for da 12oops 13 yr oldie
>>704466634
Don't get this one.
>>704464737
Thats not cringe, thats kink
>>704470208
it is a bit much for your capacity. try gamepuppy.com
>>704469160
twelvie pretween..path
>>704461359
Wash your dick
>>704469526
I love hearing your opinion on things, especially on my penis. What else do you like about me?
>>704461359
the smegma is strong with this one
dammit
>>704471930
i like how small an un-noteworthy the size of your penis is...and how it often tastes of urine....some day anon, you'll produce an actual cum bubble... maybe
>>704471453
Nigga kept the hair, fat and glasses.
>>704472295
Your shit is all retarded and you sound like you're 12.
>>704461357
Can someone explain why people self harm?
I don't get it at all. Asking anyone but 4chan just gets answers like 'i-i-it's to have c-control'
>>704473549
nnn k skippy...your fruit-loops are getting soggy
>>704462288
When you're right, you're right
>>704464294
Cool kid confirmed
>>704473475
looks like a normal fag to me
you must not know that many people
>>704474084
wull duh, vinyl
>>704470852
I don't get it either. Story, or I'll assume this guy beat your ass and you're still salty.
>>704464540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KWw0IrMISw
>>704473803
It is
A) addictive
B) to seek attention like this pic
C) a way to self destruct when you hate yourself
D) or you can just have a blood fetish
>>704471453
I get why it's in this thread, but I'm not really cringing.. I'm kind of happy for him.
>>704468805
Then why is he shirtless?
>>704474392
assume as you will. boi.
>>704474521
>addictive
Not a reason to start though
>to seek attention
and be known as a pathetic retard your whole life
>a way to self destruct
why not an hero?
>blood fetish
fair play
>>704474653
Why do people post shit like this? The cancer got her long, long ago.
>>704475188
Also, actual cancer, not summer 4chan wankers
hmhmrmhmrmhmrhmrmh
>>704474521
or you could be a 25 year old retard from wisconsin, feelin king of /b/ish
>>704467562
>>704474611
He's at home. Probably hot. Can yiu not be shirtless in front of your mom?
>>704475458
I have an irrational hatred of people who a low gum:teeth ratio
>>704468807
> You're stay
>>704460582
idk whats cringe in here
that autistic ninja-manlet losing with a nigger
or the fact that niggers cant beat anything above it in a fair fight 1vs1
aslo, Carl - if you are triggered provide me gifs or webms where niggers can win in a fair fight against whitey
https://youtu.be/acDP3nrC2zQ
>>704461359
oy vey it's better to cut it off than pulling it back once in a while
if you cant into hygiene we highly recommend to cut it off
The cringe....
>>704464294
>Touching the grooves of the vinyl
>>704475499
mom says the mac n' cheeze is ready john 13 yr old, redcorn
>>704471748
Shiiiiiiii
>>704469205
>memories
learn to read
>>704475458
I miss old Cosmo.
>>704474392
Dude made the girl he likes squirt like the fountain in the background
>>704474653
You for real
>>704476280
If my mother made me mac n cheese I'd be fuckin stkked m9
>>704476379
I actually looked and have autism now
>>704474217
>"go fuck a whore"
>"I'm trying"
https://youtu.be/meBlJwnpxUE
>>704472690
When keepin it real goes wrong
>>704460582
clearly raised by his mom.
kinda impressed the nigger didn't ground and pound that misguided cringy little fuck.
>>704469160
white boi
>>704477025
I guess he has the honour of a warrior
>>704474217
>back the fuck off!?!?
>>704466634
this picture was taken in south shields i live there
>>704471748
got me
>>704473803
Blood fetish / addictive
Each scar is kinda like a tattoo its rough to explain. Kinda dark artsy
>>704467615
i almost puked just from seeing all the sauces and shit being added
>>704473803
Attention.
>>704473803
Well i can say something, i always deemed those people sick in the head.
But 3 weeks ago i found out my life (and i assure you she was my life) cheated on me.
Don't know what happened, but i threw a punch to the wall and the pain was some kind of "relief".
I cut my abdomen a lot, and i was able to concentrate and to become more "stronger" in the matter.
I think it has something to do with endorphines from the brain when you feel pain and you see your own blood, not sure.
>>704473803
because they're faggots.
>>704474653
faggot
>>704477150
It's you in the picture isn't it?
>>704471748
Nice
>>704471748
Fuck gabe
>>704477653
i wish, that guy has a sweet beard!
>>704476684
put him in prison tbh
>>704475732
brah, i do too. are they not aware when they look at a photo of themselves, jesus.
like, if my teeth looked like that i would goddamn wish just my lips. not even hard.
>>704462288
"Because if you do.. I'll pull out an M9 in the hallway and shoot you 4 times in the head"
>>704473803
you hurt yourself because you hate yourself pretty simple Happiness + you = no happiness
Happiness + ( you - yourself ) = happiness
>>704477504
But what part of you thought 'i'm going to do this' and why did you not rationally realise it is a stupid thing to do and deal with your problem properly
>>704477398
>like a tattoo
>kinda dark artsy
Art that you are ashamed of, and can only make you look pathetic
>>704463693
You being an autistic faggot and not paying attention in class has nothing to do with faith schools you learn the same things plus praying
>>704475313
I hate fucking atheists like that fucktard.
>>704475176
>why not an hero
I guess they hate themselves and their situation but they still have a little hope left, or a desperate desire, for things to improve.
But it's true Anon, sometimes they lose that hope and they do an hero. It's not like you either self-harm OR you commit suicide. Self-harm is often the precursor to suicide.
>>704467615
And everyone says america has a problem.... jesus... look at this fucking carb mess. Disgusting.
>>704476684
He looks like he'd like prison; 3 hot meals, a cot, and all the buttsex he can take.
>>704461359
guys like this would deserve genital mutilation
>>704468192
this
all sorts of jail recipes with ramen...
>>704461359
I'm uncut and I don't get that shit, what the fuck.
>>704478748
que pasa ese?
>>704471748
why u do dis
>>704474653
Hate
>>704471748
Fuck you
>>704476260
what is that pig beast in those hands?
>>704474217
>>704471453
I actually lol'd
>>704477968
>sweet beard
>Neck beard
The fuck is wrong with you
>>704479168
why don't they skip the middleman and bang. I mean, they already are faggots
>>704479168
What the fuck......
>>704468587
It's called spread. Basically inmates get junk from commissary and mix it together to elevate it to a party platter for their buds.
>>704467615
what shit is this?
h8crimes
>>704467737
had mine done, really glad I did, tried all the cream and stretching and shit and it just wasnt worth it
>>704479168
hey25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe
>>704473475
Did he ever come back?
>>704476469
Don't we all miss the OoT breaking, Zelda maining, Wind Waker running, bowl headed, lovable Cosmo?
>>704474653
Fucking faggot
>>704478328
Not really YOU might feel ashamed but thsys your own insecuritied. Pro tip stop projecting find inner peace
>>704479168
ayyy
>>704477968
it's 100% you isn't it?
>>704468807
>you are stay, my friend
>>704474653
filename
>>704479168
This is the future we chose.
>>704471748
nuuuuuuuu
>>704479922
>704467737
>stop projecting
The meme is dead, friend. People can criticise others without it being about themselves. For example, you are a fucking faggot. See, not about me. Magic.
But since I have a good, happy life, I have no need to cut myself, nor would I if I had a shit life, since I have self control
>>704470208
sometime it's hard to explain. I can't exactly pin point it, but I see it. is it the sweater around his waist? is it that he's a little bit too fat for that shirt?
I don't know, but if that was me, and I was tagged on tag picture, I would feel embarrased for some reason.
>>704473803
>>704474521
I used to cut my arms when i was 17 until about 18(28 now), only after i had a fight with my then gf
A)i wouldn't call it addictive
B)i never did it to seek attention
C)there was that feeling to self destruct because i tought if we're not together, nothing else matters
D)no blood fetish
For the past 10 years i never cut myself and i'm sure i never will.
It's hard for me to explain why i did it at that time. I loved her, that's for sure. But it's not like i cut myself to impress her in any way...i did it for myself. I will never do it again, this i know for sure.
>>704460582
Actually depresses me that there exists people this dumb
>>704467615
I don't think you understand how this works.
>>704480334
Faggot
>>704478860
Probably basement dwellers disease. Due to lack of hygiene, the fat slob forgets to wash his pecker because if being a pleb and not getting pussy
>>704464294
oh my god, that kid looks like the first guy i ever had a crush on. he lived in Connecticut. :(
>>704480207
Again projecting you're own homophobia into something with me go lice your happy life and stop replying to threads on 4 chan. I bet your black.
>>704474653
lame
>>704477150
Noted.
>>704480207
confirmed xhamster trap
>>704480606
Oh em gee. Gurrrl wut happebed
>>704480680
*life
*4chan
*you're
>can't spell
>I bet your black
>>704480892
huh?
>>704480898
kek
>>704476244
i almost fucking puked
>>704480334
and you've been religiously crossdressed evar senz
>>704481005
Trolling is a art. I can see you're fedorah from here.
>>704480401
a self-hate type of thing huh?
>>704481099
Oh, well fuck me. I am quite the silly goose, aren't I? Well played
>>704480468
25 year old bling-not fat fuck detected
>>704464294
>Cool kid
>Is into Vinyl
>Mother is encouraging him and clearly loves him
You jealous faggot anon.
>>704467615
If I still smoked pot, that looks like it'd be great.
>>704479168
I've seen the future...
>>704480483
>voice of experience.
>>704481350
Ty
>>704476684
Lost
>>704481026
deduce much? Or ever??? lol
>>704480207
But you are also a fucking faggot.
>>704480334
you were a teen. we were all dumbasses. no need to further explain.
>>704476244
we should have lost world war 2.
>>704481099
lol, check your six dumbfuck
>>704481575
I know what xhamster is, I know what a trap is, but I have no fucking idea what they are together
>>704471748
ffs
>>704471748
rip momma
>>704481678
Who says we won? You are in the matrix. Proof?
You are now breathing manually
>>704481828
cool story /b/ro....
>>704480135
Yo what fucking game is that. I remember that shit
>>704471748
spooked
>>704474653
Fuck
>>704481227
>insulting for no reason
>being this desperate even for /b/
>>704480468
Man those times are long gone, a decade has passed.
It's okay to not understand why one would do such a thing, again, i would never ever cut myself, but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
At least i have my scars to remind me that what i did never helped in any way.
When the time will come, i will off myself with my 870 sf magnum, but until then i will NEVER cut myself.
Much love.
>>704467615
My only problem with that is her retarded process of opening and laying out the doritos. Scissors and tongs? Srsly?
>>704474653
FUCK
>>704481988
I mean, I have posted some stuff on here that could have found its way onto xhamster, I suppose
>>704467615
odio ser mexicano, por este tipo de cosas
I hate to be Mexican, this kind of thing
>>704467615
What the welfare hell is this
>>704475458
What is it? A girl or a boy? A goblin?
>>704471748
ffs
>>704482061
If you say so....lemme guesss, you're 25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka Joe
>>704474653
lmao
>>704472295
why did you taste his penis?
>and how it often tastes of urine
apparently you also did it more than once....
>>704482293
of course you did, and you're not even ashamed....yet....hahhhahahhaaa
>>704471748
Rip in peace mom
>>704482451
Almost there kiddo
>>704468192
Not a nigger but when I was in jail we called this a burrito.
Everyone would throw something in to add to it and then it was shared by everyone who contributed.
Compared to what we were fed normally, it was delicious. Never made it again after I got out.
>>704482503
at least more than once....his dad got paid...why do you give a fuck? need his info for hookup?
>>704481913
Joke's on you, faggot. I have the flu, I've been doing that for days now.
>>704478454
They should just commit suicide
>>704471748
Dumb
>>704482727
how was the sex?
>>704474653
Dumb
>>704475458
2spoopy4me
>>704482960
Rapey. Otherwise nice.
>>704471453
Jeeesus Christ it's JASON BOURNE.
>>704467615
Half way through the video I was like Ok now its enough can you stop.
Please stop
God STOP
WHAT THE FUCK STOP
and she kept adding all those nasty shits for hours
Just fuck me up fam
>>704479168
No uh... homo?
>>704483167
That's actually Juan borne
>>704460582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVMJyHfUhBM
>>704468737
>>704483157
got anything you'd like to share?
>green text
of course..
>>704462288
did he mean bat side ?
>>704464294
U just jealous because your mom ran away before you were born. Fagot
>>704467615
Swapmeet food nigga
>>704471748
>>704473475
rip op
>>704460582
The cringe here is that the black one couldn't stop fucking with the white kid and be the bigger man
>>704474653
GFHFDG
>>704468107
>>704467615
where is this place. that looks good
>>704483543
the cringe is you not understanding that this is satire. are you honestly that fucking dense?
>>704468107
loool
>>704484352
I could be, so...what?
>>704467615
She must be a feminist, because nobody will be telling her to get back to the kitchen any time soon.
>>704462288
It always amazes me just how big his eyes look. He must be fucking blind without his glasses.
>>704473800
shit dude, don't do it
>>704474653
Ya got me.
I fell for the file name.
>>704480334
I am the anon you replied to. Funny that you say that since i myself used to cut too. Not so long though. I did it to self destruct since i was sick of everything in my life being awful, specially my own mental illness. I think i developed a blood fetish/attraction because i always liked guro stuff. Anyways, hope you feel better now anon, hang in there m8.
>>704471748
damn you
>>704461359
my dick when i don't shower in 3 days
>>704474498
This album is fucking hilarious so far
>>704484557
I'm sorry you don't understand humor. Honestly
>>704471453
Mfw when he shows his power level
>>704484256
this is asS?
>>704483543
lost
>>704478460
How do you know this isn't america?
>>704471748
just because you somehow knew about my immunities....
>>704460582
Ass-burgers
>>704471748
fuck you
>>704485151
>>704484065
>Mutual kombat
>Still find a way to make it the black guy's fault
>>704483543
cringe comedy. he's self aware
>>704471748
I fucking knew it too.
>>704476244
>>704475891
qualify for so bad it's good
>>704475313
This is why atheists get so much hate.
>>704469205
The mistake was that they accidentally got her pregnant.
>>704484256
>>704473475
lol
i found his fb but left the thread before anyone posted it
glad to see someone did
what happened anon?
>>704482503
lmao rekt
>>704468737
you're not the only one who was "late"
>>704468737
Wait spongebob is a guy?
>>704471748
dannm
>>704474217
>"Go fuck a whore."
>"I'm trying."
Rip
>>704485106
Sokay, when you get passed middle school, things will be more easily understood.
>>704464294
Mom looks pretty hot too
>>704472295
>tastes dick
Faggot detected
>>704474653
fuk
>>704485108
Mfw when I watch it twice looking for his power level
>>704481989
World in Conflict
>>704484022
Lolololololololol
>>704484789
>hope you feel better now anon, hang in there m8
Thanks for replying m8 but it never got better and it never will, there is no chance at life for me anymore.
Right now i just exist, and this will change soon, most likely around december.
I do not belong in this world anymore.
If you have something to hang on to, please do so for as long as you can, maybe you will pull through. I have given up.
>>704486258
why are these people allowed oxygen
>>704486235
>25, canada, male, slightly overweight, bling rocka with an angry inch Joe detected
>>704474653
The fuck guys, I've been trying to kill my mother for like a 100 non-replied posts so far.
>>704486387
what the hell is that? lice?
>>704474653
got me u nig...er
>>704486440
MOODS
>>704486440
CHILD PORN
>>704486440
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>704485151
Who uses 6.8 screws for anything? It should be A4 stainless if it's going in the pee hole.
>>704486440
MODS
>>704486553
nurve gazz
>>704486553
yes mice
>>704486387
holy shit that's an infestation. I bet just getting the ones with the comb was a big relief to his head.
>>704471748
>>704487061
Tapioca pudding
>>704473800
>NO
>HA
