Grasshopper Space Program: Test Subject #1
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Grasshopper Space Program: Test Subject #1
>>704441414
When 704444444 is reached, we will launch.
>>704441414
Go on...
>>704441483
DO IT NOW
you have my attention
>>704441414
standing by
This has to happen!!
yolo swaghopper
LIFT OFF!!!!!!!!!!
bumperoni
>>704441414
Houston we are set to launch.
Bump
next pic in launching tube OP ?
That's a big fucking grasshopper.
can u tell us some about the preparations
>>704441414
We have a front moving in. Stand down.
>>704441483
prepared for launch... slo mo video commence
Can you guys countdown from 10 to 1?
>>704441414
godspeed hopper
>>704441862
four
10
1
10
>>704441862
diabeteen
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
OP we're ready for lift off
>>704441862
potato
12
>>704441414
>>704441483
>>704441862
Props for quality pics, right?
>>704441862
seben
>>704441862
Not really. I'm retart.
>>704441862
STAND DOWN GODDAMMIT. THINK OF HIS TINY FAMILY.
Allahu Akbar
11
>>704442054
oh fuck it, just blast off!
>>704441862
eiht
go for it
bump
>>704441862
Nudes or gtfo
Me and my boys are ready for launch as well
>>704442054
>>704442065
Congrats guys, im happy for you
>>704442065
>>704442054
Congrats
>>704441414
>>704441483
>>704441862
OP HERE>.. we have lost the launch vehicle... astronaut life lost. :(
SMoke from exploded vehicle can be seen at bottom of screen
video coming
>>704441414
ROLL
>>704441862
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
LAUNCH!
that's morally wronk. You know there are ppl starwing to death in africa.
DO ITTTTT PLEASSEEE!!!
IM READY TO MEME
>>704442239
link?
>>704441414
Just rest assured that you will never be able to recreate the magic of the frog space program.
You'll always be an imitator and a fag.
2000 posts jesus,,,,what do you think i am, bored today?
>>704442269
fag
GO
>>704442269
A true hero we must take a pause for this brave soul
almost liftoff
vid uploading
>>704442343
no, twinks
704442394 get
DANK!
>>704442419
WE HAVE IGNITION!
>>704442527
damn it.
F
Good work, OP.
>>704442548
IT'S HAPPENING.
>>704442548
>>704442548
The brave soul :')
>>704442548
LIFTOFF!!!
Damn, dat acceleration!
>>704441414
wat a cunt you are
no wonder you get bullied at school
couldnt you at least use one of the more populous or even invasive species and not a beneficial native grasshopper like that.
>>704442548
F
>>704442687
shut up insect faggot
>>704442677
Time to meet him
>>704442548
kek
>>704442677
>the fucking antennae bending back
Fukken lol'd.
>>704442687
This grasshopper is a hero do not belittle him he sacrificed his life for us
>>704442687
Native to where, faggot?
>>704442687
cry a river bitch.
>>704442677
Great Scott!
video nao
>>704442677
Link to video: https://vid(dot)me/mwNO
Godspeed, grasshopper!
>>704442687
he will be the first native species on the moon faggot
>>704442957
IM PROUD OF YOU!!!
>>704442957
Webm that shit to us
>>704442687
lol... the turkeys on my land eat thousands of these a day.... go jerk off to cuck porn, fag.
HE WILL BE REMEMBERED IN OUR HEARTS!
>>704442957
sleep tight hopper
>>704443017
will do... stand but
>>704442957
You're just as much a hero as the grasshopper OP
This OP is godlike
>>704442957
>>704442687
insect faggot witnessed
A TRUE AMERICAN HERO
>>704442957
god bless, hes up there with my sides.
>>704442957
>>704442677
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (five, four, three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
>>704442677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m51s
>>>704442688
>>704442830
>>the fucking antennae bending back
>Fukken lol'd
my sides
>>704443017
No. Webm has no sound... must hear take off and launch vehicle explode....
Everybody please dawn your hearts for some good ol' american bravery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyqkN3zezso
Maximum kek
>>704442957
>that bang at the end
kek
>>704442957
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SACRIFICE
444
>>704442957
an true hero
>>704442957
Was not disappoint.
>>704443338
A little late anon
best memes 2016
>>704442957
ALLAHU ACKBAAAAAAHHHRRRR!!!!!
>>704443266
Webms have sound what the fuck are you smoking
>>704443338
How possible?
>>704442957
Its legit. god speed hopper
>>704442957
https://youtu.be/oni0tO_HN30?t=88
>>704442957
This right here is a true hero we will make it one day to the stars this is how ingenuity starts well send the hopers to a distant planet and they will save us bravo. One small hop for cricket one giant leap for grasshopper
i am a meme
>>704441414
>>704441483
>>704441862
>>704442269
>>704442419
>>704442548
>>704442677
>>704442957
OP here... I have done this before and I will do it again because it's funny as fuck. Love you guys! See ya soon with another test subject.
>>704443338
God speed OP
>>704443670
Holy shit your appearance screams "FAGGOT!"
>>704443701
i love you OP
>>704441414
Love you
YAASSSS
>>704443701
See you later, space cowboy.
>>704443701
A true hero
>>704443701
Use a spider next time. Or a Wasp nest.
>>704443555
Nice trips... webms with sound are not allowed on /b/, newfag.
>>704443701
THANK YOU OP IN RETURN PLEASE TAKE THESE TITS
T. Minus over 9000 moments
>>704443618
>>one small hop for cricket
>>one giant leap for grasshopper
>>704443961
Red roll
>>704443701
tell us your name OP
or something can call you by
>>704442677
YESSSS! Activating thrusters
>>704442957
video doesn't work for me.
>>704443555
nigga are you stupid
>>704442957
video isn't playing. Someone webm' it please.
>>704442957
wtf the link wont work for me
>>704444212
(dot) change it to a .
>>704442548
>>704442677
Look at that fucker go winrar
and 70444444 get
4's get.
>>704444357
kek
>>704444357
KEK
>>704444318
Thanks mate
>>704444357
KEK see you on the other side brave grasshopper
>>704443670
yeah, I still gotta hand in & complete the quest you gave me at the start of Morrowind.
>>704442957
Did you strap my sides with that? Because they're fucking gone now
Please anons, do the favor of playing this in the background to honor this brave astronaut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NjssV8UuVA
>>704444061
Call me SpaceCowboy
>>704443920
NICE
>>704444357
kek!
>>704443701
Cunt
>>704445008
fag
>>704443701
how soon OP?
>>704442677
>THE FUCKING ANTENNA
I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>704445446
Non ant version
>>704441414
You did it
Ughh, the video isn't working, webm please anyone
someone screencap this
>>704446151
https://vid(dot)me/mwNO
Replace the (dot) with a . you fucking retard
remember me in screen cap
>>704446151
HOW can you be this stupid?
replace the (dot) with an actual dot.
Include me in the screencap
put me in the screencap nigger
This shit is gold! Include me!
>>704442054
>>704442065
Congrats you two. I always supported same sex marriage.
>>704446531
>>704446657
I fucking did it you fuckers. I said the video isn't working, not the goddamed link. I click the play button but nothing happens.
This thread is fucking beautiful, thank you OP.
>>704446698
kys
>>704447056
Then you're gay because it's working for the rest of us.
>>704442957
did he died? :'(
>>704447388
nah man he's in the stars
>>704447435
Never mind I'm an idiot
>>704447388
he blew the fuck up
>>704447435
https://
God speed grassyhopper
Bumping
Return with test subject two
>>704442343
Fagghgggggg
Screencap
God speed, Grasshopper... Send space my regards.
>>704444357
vtec kicked in yo
here ya go i made ya webm
>>704448082
amazing
>>704448082
God bless us. Every one.
>>704448082
>>704448082
Truly inspirational
>>704443701
OP is a true hero and actually delivered.
>>704448082
kek
check em
is someone gonna make that screen cap or no?
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP PLZ
>>704442957
R.I.P
>>704443867
God I loved that fucking show
Rest in kek little grasshopper
I'd like screencap privelage.
>>704448082
>>704441414
Put me in screencap please
>>704443701
OP was not a faggot today... Today is a good day.
If dubs put in screencap
Put me in the screencap too
What a brave grasshopper
RIP MY NIGGA GRASSY, HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>704448082
i love you
>>704449997
so close to trip-quads
go get em grasshopper
>>704442957
>Earth below us
>Drifting, falling
>Floating weightless
>Calling, calling home...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6KxjcobHU4
>>704442957
Rest in pieces brave grasshopper
OP can I have this for my meme page ?
thats why i love comin here
Thus a meme us born
RIP to this American Hero
>>704441414
why don't you kill yourself?
>>704451369
You have misread the room
>>704451313
What the flying fuck nigger why the hell are you wear a god damn bass ball caop in you fucking acu you worthless shit fuck go get you fucking pc and wear it fuckface cum bag nigger god i wish you niggers where still slaves
>>704451757
>where still slaves
P L E B
>>704448082
God bless this brave grasshopper soul
>>704451517
don't project your slave morality on others
someone save this thred
THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR HOPPER
>>704448082
Gif?
>>704453770
dude, look at the filename. it's a webm.
>>704453463
how about you save it yourself?
>>704454219
the_right_stuff.webm
>>704450367
trip... quads?
Bumping to keep the thread alive
>>704455371
Just let it die already
kek
I memed it guys enjoy
(facebook)/SaltyMeymeys/videos/1816203945283489/
OP do youtube so we can have sound
A true hero
>>704456678
https://vid(dot)me/mwNO
SCREENCAP UP BOYS
hero
my fuckin sides,,,
>>704444357
oh man the antenna blasted back... holy shit
>>704442687
please stop breathing
archive this shit
>>704441414
That's a pretty cool looking grasshopper OP. Where do you live ?
>>704441414
Hi /r/4chan, please include me in the screencap, I'll be checking tomorrow
What kind of camera you got, OP?
>>704460607
Consider suicide
Amazing
Good luck space cowboy
See you on the other side slick
This is why I love 4chan
>>704461557
this is why you're a newfag
>>704462130
Nice
broasting in epic ted
He jumped further than ever before.
This thread has made me completely satisfied. Thanks OP.
>>704442677
it's like: "so long, faggots"
Aw shit dude
>>704462297
fuck off not even remotely worth archiving..
with antennae
>>704441414
Everyone pls be quite and respectful for this American hero and our anthem.
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, thro' the perilous fight'
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen, thro' the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected, now shines on the stream;
'Tis the star-spangled banner: oh, long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
Oh, thus be it ever when free men shall stand,
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation;
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the heav'n-rescued land
Praise the Power that has made and preserved us as a nation.
Then conquer we must, when our cause is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust";
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
.
>>704463958
nice
>>704442957
God bless
>>704448082
Can we get this with Duck Tales - Space?
Pretty please put me in the /r/4chan screencap
>>704448082
GodSpeed SpaceHopper
>>704444444
Two sacrifices have been made today: that grasshopper and my sides
>>704447388
He has ascended to the next dimension
Bump for great justice
>>704448082
RIP Hoppy
>>704450943
No you little faggot.
