Groke is just misunderstood.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Groke is just misunderstood.
yeah imma start those banana muffins in like an hour
yum
yum num num
they will be the yummiest
can't be yummier than D tho
>>704434474
I knew it! I bet she's a big sweetheart
maybe if i put the power of love into it
I prefer butt under most circumstances
have you tried putting your dick into it?
>>704435377
Probably, but she's condemned to a life of solitude due to no one being able to withstand the cold. Everything she touches freezes and her mere presence brings frost and death.
>>704435636
I like the D more, but that's probably just because I'm badj.
i could do that
>>704435993
More like buttj ;) ... Stop me if my jokes become too unbearable...
>>704435563
i miss my bf :c
I got to get back on tinder.
give it a try
>>704436249
Ah, I see it now. Took me a moment. But yes, you would be correct. I am, by definition, a butt.
>>704436452
... If you say so!
>>704436737
You neglected my comment on Groke.
>>704437038
I just don't wanna have to carry two conversations at the same time with the same person, feels a bit unneccesary. Buut I could go ahead and say I wonder what the groke's butt looks like :P
>>704437265
Probably pretty horrid to be honest. She's fat and ugly, not undeserving of love, sure, but it would require a man of outstanding fortitude to give her happiness.
>>704437512
The panic when realizing there's probably rule 34 of her is starting to set in...
>>704437776
In r34, she's usually depicted in a flattering way, it's not nearly as bad as the real thing, thankfully.
Holy shit someone actually colored this. I am happy man right now
>>704438037
Poor partners though
>>704438188
Glad you're happy.
Oh yes. Imagine the pain and horror when your dick freezes inside her.
vaginas are like black holes
once you're in it, you're probably dead
>>704438420
Uggh, must think of something else... BUTTS
>>704439443
Lol
>>704440402
Hi, was caught in a bad time yesterday and couldn't talk to you :( Are you feeling better today?
>>704438537
I must be immortal then
>>704440531
Mehhh
Started today with Metal Gear Peace Walker. Got an S and took out and captured first vehicle mission. Was nice.
>>704440891
You came out the end and in to this dimension.
>>704441143
I was referring to the vaginas after that one
>>704440892
... So pretty good then, I'm assuming?
>>704441357
Life
>>704441291
I was too.
>>704441459
Yeah... Life's goood
>>704441558
Contrary to popular belief, my life is not like the series Sliders and I do not dimension-hop using vagina-portals.
Step-Dad B-day
Kinda loopy
Eats
Brb
>>704441459
THOSE ARE NOT THE THREE STARTER POKEMON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>704441739
Is that the actual premise of the show? It makes sense that it'd be called "Sliders" if there were actually vag-portals.
>>704441893
Educate yourself, fucking noob.
>>704442129
I cannot confirm or deny that the portals had any connection to vaginas, but I assume there had to be at least one universe where it was true.
why is he posting matsus
Matsus are cool.
i've been wondering the same thing
>>704442689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I
>>704442561
Is this a Matsu?
>>704442858
I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOU AND YOUR LACKING OF POKEMON KNOWLEDGE
>>704442950
What did I say that was wrong?
>>704442853
> Southerners
>>704442853
WE ALL PLAY SYNTH
*doo doodoodoo dooo*
>>704443149
that jolteon and pikachu were the same
>>704443250
Look closely, you dink.
oh good i was under the impression that you sanctioned it
there are very few worthy of such funposting
>>704443398
i'm done with you
>>704443250
>note: the beegees are in no way dickheads
>>704443230
do people act like that in America? The video was English
yes of course
whats on the agenda today spice roll
>>704443703
Come back to me when you actually understand the rich lore of Pokeman.
>>704443882
I'm talking about English Southerners.
listen to nice musics and take a quiz
>>704444210
Oh, are you a pome?
>>704444350
Je suis une pomme de terre.
I found this weird poll online
https://strawpoll.de/2f1zefs
whats the quiz on
>>704444758
no way, you found this online??
20tb century european migration
>>704444853
Yah, I clicked on google, and went on straw poll and typed in some stuff.
weird really
that's boring as hell
i went into today with the only thing on my agenda being to use my papa johns coupon
>>704445055
you forgot to add "a shit" in the voting options.
update: i got 100%
peetza
here, better poll
https://strawpoll.de/dsrw524
Chet, i thought you were Welsh/Polish not irish.
>>704445411
please refer to all the options that are not Dogge.
>you will never be some fat guys fuckpuppy
why live?
that is one fancy new strawpoll
>>704445196
I'm just assuming that "pome" comes from "pomme" because of the whole fruit and scurvy shenanigans. Plus I find the name "pomme de terre" funny.
Even I voted "shit".
of course you did
and now you have aaaaall day to listen to nice musics
ᵃᶰᵈ ᵐᵒʳᵉ
and more
>>704445677
Nah, it's short for Prisoner Of Mother England
Derogatory term for the English
Australians are big on insulting everyone.
endless possibilities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tidR4OAyuFU
I am pleased with my new title. Also, "Scouser" is not an insult.
>>704446025
The original white Australians are the real prisoners of Britain.
Yes, I know a lot of Australians already.
i didn't know they were performing bottomless pit songs that weren't hothead now
me neither
spikesspikesspikesspikesspikes
MASSIVE
death grips are gods of live transitions
https://youtu.be/kbKqNvjWa3Y?t=1m18s
>>704446543
yeah but we've since escaped
the english haven't
>>704447700
No, you've just been allowed to turn the prison in to a half-way house.
