greentext ylyl
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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greentext ylyl
>ylyl
>ylyl
>ylyl
>ylyl
>>704411104
that's hot
>>704411104
>ylyl
OP, you are not a smart person.
Whats ylyl?
>ylyl
>>704414439
>he doesn't know ylyl
>>704414439
Please be bait
>>704414833
>>704414568
>>704414568
Why did you block the image you fag?
>>704414632
wtf acid doesn't make you lose control
>>704415014
I didn't it was saved like that.
>>704414439
>tits or gtfo
>amidoingitright.gif
>>704414568
this one fucking got me
not greentext but yolo
>>704414560
Time for school kiddo
>>704415503
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
>>704415094
Saved the wrong image friendo.
>>704411104
>>704415661
sorry, my bad
>>704414632
I LOL'd out loud
>>704414733
Holy shit you are now god
>>704415916
>>386184006
We were so innocent back then...
>>704414697
Nigger. That text does not appear to be green.
>>704411104
>ylyl
>>704416132
I'm just trying to keep this thread alive, mang. gimme a brak
>>704414439
You laugh you lose
>>704416202
bit late to the party there, boyo
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>>704413093
>>704413658
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>>704414555
why are you just saying ">ylyl"? Is this bait? If not then you are pretty autistic... It means you laugh you lose.
>>704411104
>you laugh you lose
>posts you boner you lose
>>704416403
>ylyl
>>704415268
Forgot to mention that all of that is coming from a blonde haired rich boy who is obsessed with traps to the point where he constantly blows off said hot girl in order to look at traps.
He even has magazines with traps in them.
Freddy must be a frequent user of /b/
>>704414568
>censoring image
>>704411104
FUCK MAN. I lost!
>>704414632
Yeah, no.
If you're going to write fictional acid stories it'd help if you've actually tried acid. Or at least consult someone who has.
>>704414439
summer's over, faggot, you can fuck off now
>>704414611
My fucking sides, lost
>>704416600
u da real mvp
>>704414733
Fuck I hope that's true.
>>704416459
person told us we should greentext ylyl. so we did?
>ylyl
>>704415943
Newfag
>>704415421
My sides are exploring Mars.
>>704416796
Only a fool
>>704414733
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjd__U9RhkI
>>704414862
>>704414833
HEALTH AT EVERY SIZE, MUH BODY MUH CHOICE, STOP FAT SHAMING
>>70441478
My god I hope this real. Pure gold
>>704416459
Fucking retard
OP says green text ylyl so people fucking greentexted ylyl you dense faggot
>>704416305
Break is given
>>704415642
what does it say?
>>704415793
Similar story
>buy a half gallon of Darigold old fashioned chocolate milk last august
>that shit's fucking delicious
>get home, it's hot af like 97 degrees outside
>decide to have a glass of milk while I play vidya
>drink the glass, decide to have more
>even more
>eventually end up just chugging the entire half gallon
>so fucking good
>but it's hot out
>and that milk was thick
>get off my computer, go to lie down
>hear my stomach rumbling
>no big deal
>suddenly I feel something moving
>what happens next is hard to describe
>it felt like my intestines had turned into a lava vent, and the molten Diarrhea was making it's way to the peak of my ass
>I instantly rushed for the toilet, all the way groaning in the immense cramping and burning pain
>I sat on the toilet
>didn't even have to push, it just started falling out
>it burned too
>it was watery, yet thick and lumpy
>after a few minutes of just emptying out i figured I was done
>stand up, immediate pain
>literally layed on the floor groaning for a good 5-10 minutes before getting back up on the toilet
>decide enough is enough
>push with all my force
>liquid molten shit is jettisoned out of my ass at light speed
>hear plopping in the toilet water
>eventually I empty out
>hesitate to even attempt to wipe my ass
>stand up, flush toilet
>it won't flush
>have to plunge it
>goodnightsweetprince.jpg
>throw the plunger away in the outside garbage
>never drink milk again
>>704417642
legendary
>>704417629
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>704414611
Fuckin lost man, my sides just passed Pluto
>>704416598
A magazine with traps featuring a "chick" on the front page
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>>704414666
ayy satan you always make me ruff
>>704416358
Lost
>>704415667
This could make a decent anime plot. Far from funny but I absolutely love the story
>>704411104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbNuAFam_gA
>>704415667
Not gonna read all that fam
>>704419730
I don't blame you, but it's totally worth it if you do decide to.
>>704415907
this is great, but only if you read it for later.
>>704418550
>playing DnD
>make my backstory the biggest fuckup in the history of the world
>backstory states that because I fuck up SO badly everything appears fine, and I always win battles unscathed due to my gigantic fuckups
>start out on a basic quest, eventually come up to a large door with a huge puzzle lock
>I go to solve it
>DM stops my roll
>"I have special plans for you"
>"oh yeah?"
>"yes. For you, the biggest fuckup in the world, the Die is reversed" (I.E if I roll 20, it's bad, if I roll 1, it's good)
>accept the terms
>roll the dice
>roll a 3
>"You approach the large, complicated puzzle lock and attempt to open it. As you reach towards the first lever you accidentally trip, catching yourself on two of the levers. Stumbling under your feet, your bang your head on a secret button, opening the door"
>we get in the door to discover a boss
>all of our characters are super low level and not equipped to fight, the DM is trying to punish us for our stupid character backstories
>ask to roll for a miracle
>DM allows it
>roll a 20
>mfw
>"You attempt to approach, awaking the beast. The monster instantly crushes one of your allies, almost completely killing him before he can even react"
>"I want to roll again"
>party agrees to let me
>roll again
>roll 1
>DM groans
>"you shit yourself in fear. drawing the beast's attention. The monster begins to approach you, but slips on your friend's blood and impales itself on a stalactite, killing it instantly"
>"do I have to buy new pants from town?"
>"yes"
>>704416305
>.tapestry
man fucking shit fuck ass piss, this is some next level shit
>>704416358
double lost
>>704419636
never not repost
>>704420136
Is there more?
>be me
>be walking around with best friend at night under the full moon
>decide it would be a great idea to walk through the woods to the army reserves near our neighborhood
>we are still in the woods when we get to the fence line
>walk the length of the fence amongst the pine trees so as not to be seen by the floodlights in the parking lot.
>we then notice about three soldiers having a smoke outside one of the humvees
>a wide, shit-eating grin spreads on friend's face
>asshole gets to his feet and shouts "FUCK THE INFIDELS! PRAISE ALLAH!"
>turns out that the soldiers are armed with handguns
>they draw their weapons and start shouting shit
>fuckwad grabs me and we both run
>by the time we get out of the woods, the barracks are on full alert
>we hear troops shouting commands and vehicles starting up
>we continue running in the moonlight to dickhead's house
>I end up spending the night there
>mfw we praised Allah in the face of non-believers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>704414897
Lost
>>704415642
Damn that's clever
>>704415733
actually dying of laughter
>>704421529
A lot more.
>Later on our quest we are all leveled up
>still have what my friends call "the negative roll curse"
>eventually come to confront a large undead army of skeletons
>"the army is at least 10,000 strong, filled with the legions of the undead"
>Paladin Trorst (my friend Ian) speaks out
>"I'll unsheath my sword and burn them all with god's holy light
>DM is being pissy again about how an infernal descendant can be a Paladin
>"they cannot be burned so easily, they are protected by the dead god Enimortis"
>Greg, our Rogue, rolls to sneak past and assassinate the dead god
>"you can't assassinate a god, but I'll let you roll"
>he rolls a 10
>"you sneak past the front line, but the honor guard catches wind of you and goes to attack"
>"roll for invisibility"
>rolls a 20 on the 100 die
>"it fails, and you are caught"
>my turn
>"I'll roll for a miracle"
>fucking DM looks like he's about to smash my head into the table
Every time I "roll for a miracle" it's basically an instant win, but I only get one in every quest
>"alright, but this is your last miracle. Of the game. Ever"
>roll the dice
>fucking. one.
>DM grinds his teeth to dust
>all the while i'm wondering what he's going to make happen
>"okay, so this is what happened: the skeletons start to advance on your group. They string Vorne (Greg's rogue) to a boulder and prepare to launch him out of their catapult"
>"right before they launch the catapult, you go to draw your sword. Your hands are slippery from all the rain and the sword flies out of your hand as you draw it. It flies right towards the ropes binding Greg, freeing him from his bonds. It flies through the horde of skeletons right into their commander's head, killing him instantly and severing their connection with the dead god"
>Ian rolls to burn the horde with his holy sword
>15
>"your holy flames do not kill the horde, but severely weakens them"
>all skeletons now have 50 HP
>"I'll roll for another miracle"
>"no"
>I later died
>>704423127
Little bit less climactic story:
>Party is traveling through the wooded area outside of town
>still fairly low level, this is after I bought myself some new pants and also new equipment
>"you encounter a man who appears to be in a great deal of pain"
>Trorst approaches him
>"his flesh burns as you approach, your holy sword seers his unholy skin"
>"what's wrong with him?"
>"I'll find out"
>I approach the man
>"I'd like to use intellect to inspect him further"
>roll an 80 on the 100 die
>"upon closer inspection you find he has a large bite wound and multiple claw marks all over his body"
>"can we just kill him?"
>trorst won't allow it, against his code of killing innocents
>"suddenly the man erupts into a rage, his skin tears open revealing his transformation!"
>Suddenly greg screams "HE'S TRANSFORMING INTO A WOMEN! IT'S BRUCE JENNER!"
>whole party starts to laugh
>DM is annoyed
>"no, he is not. He's still transforming, what do you do?"
>"Can I bribe it to go away?"
>"bribe it with what?"
>"gold medals"
>Roll
>get 4
>"you throw gold medals at the creature and it runs away in fear before you can even fucking fight it. You get no experience"
>mfw
>>704417778
off by 1
>>704424358
Your DM sounds shit
>>704425483
He was. fucking hated that guy, no fun at all.
we got this new DM named Annette who's super chill.
>>704415667
That really does sound like some anime's plot.
I would love to know where that happened though.
>>704415667
do you still remember the name of that game just curious
>>704425672
I'd play with you anon, no one in my town plays DnD
ffs post the green text of virgin dipping his balls in water to masturbate fgts
>>704426999
This
>>704414897
don't get it
>>704415943
newfag spotted
>>704415236
Completely rational. Fuck hornets man, shit can easily kill you even if you aren't allergic.
He should have gone to the hospital and kick the shit out of that guy again for being so retarded
>>704416912
wat
>>704429605
and now i go to youtube to relive my childhood
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>>704414862
What the fuck man. How do people let themselves get like that?
>>704415385
Lost like MH370
>>704424358
Moar pls
>also someone screencap for future keks.
read several times. do not regret, give it a try.
>>704433104
Lel
>>704433212
Isn't this a ylyl thread?
>>704415421
>>704414666
This never happened
>>704414897
it took me a few seconds but then I lost real hard
>>704432205
>Feedmelols
Fucking kill yourself newfag
>>704432993
more plz
>>704433971
>>704432993
harambes reincarnation is coming to get revenge dicks out plz
>>704415667
so fucking long and I still am glad I've read it.
>>704434296
fuck forgot the file
>>704433695
This was screebncapped and posted to /r/4chan and then to feedmelols. would you really prefer i go get the reddit screenshot
>>704434187
i know this is an ylyl but this is too gud
>>704434526
>browsing /r/4chan
Jesus christ your newfaggotry knows no bounds.
Fuck off back to your subreddit
>>704434838
>implying thre bulk of these arent taken from outside sources
>>704415667
Damn. I'd pay to see that.
>>704434526
Well, I mean, there must be a screenshot from 4chan, right?
>>704411104
>boner brew
i'm gonna use that one
>>704429871
You're the samefag of the greentext, right?
http://cheesespin.net/
garanteed
>>704414611
sides/10
>saw a spirit in the middle of the night
>feel sick for days
>go to doctor, im pregnant
>this can't be, it was the spirit
>next day no pregnant no more
>nice morning
>theres a girl by my side
>who are you? i ask
>im your wife silly
>she kisses me
>and your daughter
keeping it alive with spooky shit
i ran out
We spooky now
trying to find the one where the goat man drags someone to the river and the story ends with yay army
>>704414788
Love this story never gets old
>>704415907
One of my personal favs
>>704416823
sides gone
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>>704420136
I would cap this if I had the fucking basic abilities in computers.
I don't but I appreciate.
>>704438117
SSIDMUTKA 33020284 THE KING COME DOWN
>>704416680
Summer doesn't end until the 22nd you uncultured swine
>>704438701
You're welcome Anon
Anybody have Zarabro greentext?
>playing dnd for first time
>friend (dm) is really into it but me and the other friend he invited never been much into this sorta stuff
>whatever lets give ut a try
>dm has everything planned out and is pumped to play
>make my guy
>name is xontaar the assblaster
>an elf or something who finds great enjoyment in buttraping corpses
>friend likes it and makes something similar
>dm is a little annoyed
>we find outselves near a cave with some goblins
>dm says theyre hostile and are going to attack us soon
>we kill the two goblins near us
>dm explains how looting works
>interrupt him
>roll for anal tightness
>what?
>roll, the dice will determine the radius of asshole in milimetres
>roll a 9
>too loose. How about the other one?
>roll a 3
>perfect
>begin buttraping the goblin while yelling praise to the high elf king
>dm is getting angry
>friend and i are laughing as we desecrate every corpse we come across
>by the end of the game i have raped something like 15 corpses and totally derailed his campaign so i can find the tightest goblin ass
>wearing nothing but a leather glove as a codpiece and a skinned goblin scalp as a helmet.
>i am xontaar, the assblaster
>dm gets so pissed he kicks me out
>havent played since
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>>704414555
i get it
You guys want spooky or funny?
Got a bunch of both.
>>704440321
i like this one
>>704433212
i dont get it
>>704440592
he always waited for the rain
old stuff incoming
>>704415642
8/10
These contain many greentext stories. Enjoy.
https://youtu.be/MjUgoJRJNTU?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/9n-UPJ6-Tj0?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
https://youtu.be/5C4hXXuaE9I?list=PLAXvKJGVDvvWe9CgFE4IK0HOJXzcmN-lf
>>704414765
Fucking LOST. to some beta cringe shit, i guess it's because I have a lazy eye too
>>704441351
kek at skinnchangers.
>>704441827
But why when i can read them the normal way
>>704414788
Old but gold sir.
my fav
>>704438117
Lol I'm on mobile
Have fun possessing a tiny black box
>>704442898
worth the wait
>>704439703
ohh, thank you. I shall sperad it then
i am glad i read all these stories instead of writing my paper
>>704440001
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I PRESSED SAVE AND MY PHONE TURNED OFF
>>704445195
its a big pic
>>704440001
neither spooky not funny. poor attempt, too deliberate and missing the obvious parts of psychology
>>704416912
What the absolute fuck sir
>>704414733
fucking lost
