Because nobody else wants to
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Because nobody else wants to
Who even wants to
>>704379969
I do, cause I'm bored
Shut up, Michael.
>>704379946
just another fur friend
Captcha's getting mean
Who is Michael?
>>704380057
So am I.
>>704380225
Oh? How goes?
Eddy is Michael. Alternatively, Cocks and Alastor.
>>704379771
ever think about doing it with a real dog?
Eddy, Stairs, and Mugen's squeeze are all named Michael, got it.
>>704380354
Just nursing a hangover.
>>704380496
doing what? a long walk outdoors to enjoy the seasonal foliage?
Faggaroos
>>704380773
Sounds painful
>>704380496
I threw up in my mouth a bit from that
jam
>>704381160
Katten.
>>704381160
MEOW.
I'm on omegle looking for someone who wants to RP with a qt cub. I'll be under the interest bfurry if you want go give it a shot. See you there.
>>704381551
wemmmmmmmmmm
>>704381572
dont be grody
>>704381673
>He doesn't like cubs
Whatever happened to Joe Piscopo?
>>704381759
Moar cubs
>>704381879
He hasn't been in anything for a while
>>704380903
It was entirely nausea, which is odd. Painful is having 7 gallons of boiling homebrew chocolate (pudding) stout spill onto your leg at 4 in the morning.
>>704381572
>with a qt cub
Shouldn't you be asleep?
>>704381978
I know. I miss Joe.
>>704382006
You're right, that does sound more painful
>>704381957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9XtDyDUjIU
>>704382129
It would have been even worse if I had to pay any part of the $1420 ER bill.
THANKS OBAMA
>>704380057
me 2
>>704380365
The last two hardly matter anymore.
I wonder if people still pay prostitutes to model for paintings.
>>704382993
i ddo
>>704383071
You pay prostitutes to poop into your butt. I'm talking about paying them to just sit there while I scribble on a canvas.
They never mattered.
Would you pay me to paint me like one of your french girls?
>>704382993
>>704383201
Why would you pay prostitutes to model? They'd demand more money for their time than they're worth, and you could get superior college age models for less. Posing nude is not prostitution.
>>704380496
All the time, zoophilia best fetish
>>704383201
i draw with that poop
>>704383343
>paint me like one of your french girls?
Ever heard of Jackson Pollock?
Hi gay bread.
>>704383440
I never said anything about them being nude and I don't want someone who is young and beautiful, I want someone who is just done with everything.
>>704383343
Sure, why not?
>>704383787
Out of your own butt.
>>704383845
I'm more in line with Philip Guston.
>>704379771
There's a good reason for that
>>704381019
Drools * u *
>>704384154
>I want someone who is just done with everything.
Have you considered purchasing a flat piece of reflective material?
>>704384154
out of my butt from their butt that was into my butt so its both our butts
>>704383750
That face...
>>704383956
Sup?
>>704384509
I've already done a few self portraits.
>>704384543
But you draw them using the poop in your butt.
>>704384154
Okay, where and wen.
>>704384543
Fecal Transplant Scenario is the name of my Nickleback cover band.
>>704384676
mastiff faces are a sight to see
>>704384742
Well, I'd need to know how much money you'd want per hour.
>>704384821
Mastiffs are adorable.
How much you willing to pay?
hey everyone, how is your day?
>>704384712
yeah but its both our poop. mostly theirs.
>>704384757
yes!
>>704384964
aggravating
>>704384676
Drinking and preparing my anus for gas prices. Gas pipleline burst is gonna fuck NC over.
>>704384964
Won 6 ranked games in OW and then played a ton of Shovel Knight.
>>704384964
hi im fine nothing out of the ordinary continue posting mediocre porn
>>704384992
Yours is too liquidy to use.
>>704385081
I hate that game its too hard for casual little old me
>>704384964
Was boring mostly, went into work and did mandatory overtime, now I'm at home watching movies and posting porn
>>704384821
I wish I had a floppy face dog. Instead I have a fluffball with no legs.
>>704385057
why is that? What happened?
>>704385081
sounds like a good day to me
>>704385084
will do, good to know it's staying normal for you.
>>704385198
>mandatory overtime
I am so sorry, but hey are the movies any good?
>>704385196
OW is fun to me 'cause I play with the animus and we joke around.
Also you play Splatoons.
>>704384845
15 dollary-doos
>>704385329
It was great.
>>704385223
I wish I had a pet
>>704385329
They're pretty good, finishing up Tenacious D right now
>>704385081
How many did you lose?
>>704385330
what does SPLATOON have to do with this
I was talking about Shovel Knight
>>704385187
I'd say fifty bucks for a three hour session, however, you must hold the pose and not move at all, not even blink.
>>704385365
Sure, 15 an hour is entirely doable. It's easy work, you'll just hold a pose and not move or talk or blink or anything like that.
>>704384964
Almost over.
>>704385070
Well fuck.
>>704385418
Then get one.
>>704385653
Just one in my streak.
>>704385682
How dare you.
>>704385717
I'd actually consider that. I would want to negotiate something to cover my bits though.
>>704385412
did you win many games?
>>704385418
I will be honest, I didn't like tenacious D. But hey if you enjoy it I won't judge.
>>704385747
well that is good I think, how is that issue with your boyfriend going? Did he get a lawyer?
>>704385717
Im pretty good at that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoGiGbMIGPM
I've had this god damned smash brothers song on my brain for days now please make it stop
>>704385892
6:1
Was a good day.
>>704385892
It's mainly the music that I like
>>704385973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE Here, have this
>>704385849
We'd both be fully clothed.
>>704385901
Completely still. You'd also be clothed the whole time. I'd ask Snuggles, but he's a shy guy.
>>704386091
Oh thank god.
I didn't know if you were only doing nude modles.
Would it have to be IRL?
>>704385892
He's out, lost the job at Target, and was supposed to meet with a lawyer today. I've been busy with work most of the day, haven't caught up more than the fact the Zoloft they gave him is making him loopy.
>>704386172
Yes, it would have to be IRL. You'd have to be in the studio.
>>704386309
I plan to try and go that way next summer or the summer after. Maybe I could stop by.
>>704385766
Cool shit.
>>704386201
Oh shit, what the fucks going on? I used to work at Target... left the first time, terminated the second
>>704386412
In Austin? You'd be going to 'Bama though, wouldn't you?
>>704386028
damn, putting in work! I wish my league games went that well today. I played on a scrub account for a stream thing I'm doing and got faced against 2 plat players and some gold (which weren't too bad) but the plat players destroyed the other people on my team.
>>704386053
I actually don't like their music too much either
>>704386201
thank god, I was worried about him honestly. it sucks about the target job though and it's some real bullshit but if anything that just makes his case stronger with his lawyer. Also can confirm that loopy feels like shit when you want to do things.
>>704386571
Shit, you don't live out west anymore?
>>704386623
Makes me glad I bailed on LoL about half a year ago.
>>704386654
I live in Texas.
>>704385139
its like water paints
>>704385329
just in a grumpy mood and niggers being nigs nigging up the place
Is it bad that I love dudes, but cuntdudes turn me on too?
>>704386745
I have no reason to go there.
>>704386750
Gross.
>>704386824
What reason would you have to go to California?
>>704386808
>Is it bad that I love dudes
very much so
Trying to decide on something to play, thinking Bioshock remastered or some shooter
>>704386949
I knew something was wrong with me
>>704386718
well it was mainly because one of the people on our team plays support at a plat level but bronze on everything else. I was supporting so he was doing shitty. It basically made it so our group MMR was higher.
>>704386750
uhhh, what does that even mean?
>>704386941
Washington.
>>704386091
Okay, but what do I wear?
>>704387053
What reason would you have to go to Washington?
>>704386967
Overwatch
>>704387149
I can't say.
>>704387140
Plain solid colors.
>>704386837
hue
>>704387052
i am just mad at everythingggggg
>>704387255
Well, the point is I don't live in Washington nor have I ever lived in Washington.
>>704387053
>>704387255
Eh, just go to Washington... that way you can run to California or Canadia if necessary.
>>704386481
So Tuesday was hunnibuns' last day of work at the airport, and one of his co-workers decided to celebrate this by making up a story that he was going to shoot up the place. The manager, instead of doing proper procedure of contacting security and letting them handle it, goes over their heads and contacts the FBI. So when he shows up for work, he's detained and interrogated.
After all that fun, during the psych exam, they asked him if he felt suicidal, and he stupidly said "Yes". So they shipped him to, funnily enough, the psych hospital both my sister and I used to work at. They held him for a few days, since they had to, but released him yesterday.
>>704386623
They marked him as re-hirable, but because the original job was almost done, they couldn't re-hire him for it.
>>704387394
Oh god wtf... why did i even save that. Will purge ASAP.
>>704387361
It is a hue of terrible baby shit orange.
Anyone have any recent music suggestions?
>>704387508
Recent music? Sure, Wye Oak's new album is pretty great.
>>704387418
That's terrible... I would hug you both for going through this.
Did the coworker get fucked int he urethra with a mace for his behavior?
>>704387418
>one of his co-workers decided to celebrate this by making up a story that he was going to shoot up the place
This cow orker sounds like a perfect candidate for bullet catcher in Syria.
>>704387418
Wow, talk about a joke going way too far
>>704387803
cow orker jim?
>>704387977
I don't think claiming someone intends to commit murder is ever a joke, on any level.
I was once accused of planning to shoot up my highschool after a 8 month long game of telephone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_whispers
>>704388313
Good, yes. A dark color would be best.
>>704388537
A joke as in the person who did it thought it was a joke in the same way that those "it's just a prank bro" retards think that the things they do (including the knockout game people) are just harmless pranks
>>704388713
Not everyone can be in black-and-white like you.
>>704388713
I usually wear dark shirts and darkblue jeans.
Tfw you want to upload an image and it says that there's possible malicious code in it
>>704389132
Have you tried removing the malicious code?
>>704389132
did you try saving it as a different format in paint? or other dickery methods to fix it?
Gonna go move my car now that the party next door is done, will be back in a later thread or might just head to bed
amiright or amiright
>>704389046
That would be good, yes. A black shirt would be best.
>>704388992
Black and white? No, only shades of grey.
Birds cant eat chocolate.
>>704389931
Is that a moral statement? or merely an accurate understanding of greyscale?
>>704390053
It is whatever you want it to be.
>>704387624
No idea, but I doubt he has a job anymore. Hunnibuns is going to stick him with the medical bills.
>>704387803
What do you expect from a Bosnian?
>>704389931
>No, only shades of grey.
How many shades of gray? Are we talking 8 bit, 16 bit?
Alright, last one before I head to bed. Seeya
Fuck the internets. Can post again.
>>704387977
It wasn't a joke, it was retaliation because the co-worker had a HR case open against him.
>>704390228
Best wishes.
>>704390156
Okay, meaningless noise coming from someone on this internet then.
>>704390288
Yes.
>>704390350
Night.
I'm going to bed, night everyone. Hopefully tomorrow brings something to feel happy about
>>704390228
>What do you expect from a Bosnian?
In the neighborhood I grew up in Bosnians made the dankest 'za.
>>704389931
K ill have to change basically nothing.
>>704390477
mew
I'm heading out, also. Goodnight.
>>704390350
>>704390527
Night.
>>704390288
Millions of shades.
>>704390527
Everything is just meaningless noise.
>>704390592
That's perfect then.
>>704390649
niiiiiiiiiiiiiioooooooooooo
>>704390604
>>704390649
thred ded?
>>704391770
It must be die, everything has to end sometime.
>>704391879
never die
>Life ends
>All things fade away
>Never got sex
>>704391922
It will eventually, just like everything else.
>>704385747
That's pretty hot
I need a burly guy to do that to, I've fapped four times already and my heart is still beating like hell I'm going fucking nuts here
>>704391954
>here lies anon
>he never go laid
I'm hungry :<
>>704392051
Yup
>>704379771
because you fur fags are cancer, go die in a pitt
>>704392988
>go die in a pitt
but that's where we hold our annual orgy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthrocon
>Fat, Sweaty, Oily, Smelly nerds get more ass than you.
>>704393380
fat, maybe; but all of the furries I've encountered IRL had at least a functional grasp of personal hygiene
>>704393380
That's because they have no standards and they are fucking other fat oily smelly nerds
>>704393802
Better than nothing homie.
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