Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704362519
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>Best fox claimu
>>704372360
cocksucker
never satisfied till you have youre own thread, huh?
>>704372360
Theres already a thread up! why did you make two?
>>704372425
Tomoko lewds.
>>704372528
>>704372633
Everyone can bake threads, but I don't like cancer.
>>704372528
>>704372633
Only the newfags and stoopeds went to the Sonic thread.
>>704372700
Ruri lewds.
So few people here...
>>704372771
>off by 6
All lewds.
Can I claim this qt?
>>704369964
Today is just not the day. Business do fuck all on Sunday as well.
>>704370304
You're looking in the wrong places then. :^)
>>704372737
>>704372724
incredible
i can smell the summer radiating from you
>>704372999
>>704372737
>Newfags
From a tomo claimer!
>>704372999
Says the seasonal waifu. Nice trips by the way.
When is S2 by the way? I want more Megumin. Aqua a shit. Darkness is who cares?
>>704372737
>>704372724
>>704372969
One last place. If they're not here in 10 minutes, Ima just use my moms car for a few days.
>$120 as well, fuck.
>>704372999
TRIPS OF TRUTH!
>>704372940
It's comfy.
Personally I don't like the super fast threads.
>>704373188
But you're all seasonal if you haven't claimed for a year.
>>704373466
DID SOMEONE SAY FAAAAAAAAAAAAST?!
>>704373047
Hello Lurko
>I'll see myself out
>>704373188
Tomoko would her brother
>>704373466
it's nice if you join the conversation
Best waifu, and if you disagree you have shit taste and should jump off the golden gate bridge
>>704373535
>a year
>1 year
>y
>e
>a
>r
Famalamadingdong, please.
>>704373597
Nah, through the manga there have been jokes about incest and she is very against it.
I try but so few people talk to my anymore.
>>704373793
Season is less than a year.
Ding dong, the witch is dead.
>>704373725
woah dude! such a silent fucking badass, I'm sure you are a cool and well known elite in this hierarchy
WOOOOAH
>>704373678
Maka a shit
sorry, but 'tis true
>>704373725
Didn't you go to sleep, cutie?
>>704373793
I thought everyone assumed you were a shitposter
>>704374060
>Maka a shit
Give me three legitimate reasons also kill yourself famala
>>704374060
I'm pretty sure they do assume that.
>>704373793
>I try but so few people talk to my anymore.
You're literally playing Warframe with them.
Tomoko lewds.
>>704374279
Only Eru.
S-mug hasn't played with us yet. He's off doing his own thing.
Ruri lewds.
>>704372360
>>704374174
>Loli
>Bland personality
>can't do anything alone
>>704374185
At least you aren't actively hated as much as Chen
>>704373450
Here's hoping they show. Twice the amount from before, brutal.
>>704374279
HAIL THE HERO OF CULINARY PERFECTION! HERE COMES RURI!!!!
>>704374586
Well I also don't want to be hated here. I've been in these threads for a long time, I don't want some new kids pushing me out.
I'm gonna call it a night friends, even gardys need their sleep.
I'll see you all later!
>>704375078
DREAM ABOUT CHILIDOGS YEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Gariru claimu
>>704374871
Why?
>>704374370
Didn't quite know that, I guess that getting along with new posters is a good thing that you can do.
Trips for your lewdest Tomoko picture.
>>704373928
Hello, mysterious Remilia anon.
Why didn't Tomoko reply?
>>704374923
didn't a lot of the old guys leave?
>>704375590
took you long enough
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>704375590
Garori? more like CHILIDOG
>>704372360
Elitist hivemind
>>704375755
BECAUSE YOU DON'T MAKE CHILIDOGS
>>704375755
The logic must have been too strong.
>>704375755
So close, so close.
Of course, I am quite sociable, I just don't like to be. I'm a loner at heart.
Lewd Ruri, but make it cute too.
>>704375770
Almost all of them. Shiki stops by every now and then, and apparently Tenryuu posted earlier today. But a lot of the older members have definitely stopped posting all together.
>My waifu
>not oversexual
Chose one
>>704376116
More like you were talking out your ass and are fishing for (You)s.
HAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>704375910
>>704376263
Or maybe my logic was too great at it and you haven't even claimed Tomoko for a year, which I assume to be true.
Thus all in all you're just a seasonal.
I think it's time I go to sleep
>>704376428
>1 year
And this is why I laughed at you.
>>704376507
Have a good night.
I'M NEVER GONNA DIE WITH YOU
I'M NEVER GONNA DIE WITH YOU
YOU'RENEVER GONNA DIE WITH ME
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA DIE WITH ME
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING TO BE
A COMPLICATION BETWEEN YOU AND ME
>>704375770
I was masturbating
>>704375859
Garori?
>TFW was planning to eat chili dogs for dinner on monday
Fucking Christ sonic now I have to change my schedule
>>704376374
Hello Slav rifle
>>704376544
How about we shoot it up at 2 or 3 years?
>>704376837
Yeah, about that long. Oh no, are you gonna try and bully me?
>>704377193
Oh no, I'm just scouting my dear.
>>704377285
K then.
>>704377396
Magnificent.
Dead thread.
I do wish I knew her name if she has one . . .
Goodnight.
>>704377613
You should finish your vodka and sleep.
>>704377396
You should stop procrastinating and sleep.
>>704378511
>>704378791
>Goodnight!
>>704378263
Smugsy what it doo
>>704378041
Ello
>>704376826
Fierce keety
>>704376374
AK...AK KONG. What's up?
Don't mind me, I just woke up right now for some reason and feel real good. Don't expect much coherence
>Tristana claimed
Good morning.
>>704378889
Perhaps.
>>704372360
The weeaboo holocaust has begun...
>>704378263
>>704378791
>>704378511
Good night.
>>704378889
I physically cannot. I've been laying done for a while and just can't get to sleep.
Rolling for trips.
>>704378989
>>704378998
Good morning.
>>704379045
Shut the fuck up Hand-cunt.
>>704378998
Morning Chen. I've a physics professor and their name is Chen Chen. How are you a professor AND a restaurant owner? How do you do it?
>>704379332
How come you've said no one talks to you? Are you alright
>>704379494
What? Yeah. And I guess that was a bit of an exaggeration.
>>704379449
I am not even that well-known, dear, and I assume the community wouldn't be that friendly towards them anymore.
>>704379494
>How come you've said no one talks to you?
He basically thinks I'm no one.
>>704379332
You're not trying hard enough.
Tomo lewds.
>>704379045
You'll regret it after your hangover, I assure you.
>Shoot some Remi lewds as well.
>>704380564
So jealous.
And I think I am trying hard enough. Maybe you need to try harder.
>>704380564
I'll see if I'll even manage to get one.
As if I had any.
At work now. Fucking locksmiths.
Yep. WoW is a time waster.
>>704381164
Of course it is. Blizzard makes some of the best time wasters.
>>704381259
And so I stop the WoW and start the MWO. Another time waster. But I gotta get mechs mastered for great justice and the upcoming MRBC events.
Miho claimed
>>704379494
How would someone's name be Chen?
Well nevermind, wish I was good as psysics but I'm bad as fuck.
>>704381164
Games are usually game wasting if you don't get some fun or money by playing them
>>704381397
Right on. I need to hurry and increase my Mastery Rank in Warframe but it is pretty difficult with only 10 or so weapon slots and 2 Warframe slots.
>>704380613
She looks like she smells really nice.
>>704381619
MWO has money potential.
>>704381678
I have about 5-6 chassis I need to master. 3 variants per chassis. And I need to buy half the required mechs.
>>704381906
Are you good at MWO?
>your boi
>>704381906
I truly know that feeling. I have roughly 5 Warframes stuck in my foundry waiting to be claimed, and probably 100 or so weapons that I need to build and master. So it sounds like our work is definitely cut out for us.
>>704382071
I should be in tier 3, close to tier 2. I tend to be able to 1v1 most others in tier 4 no problem. If I get in the right mech and position I can take down 4-5 mechs.
>>704382148
When you're getting 100k-270k resources per match and 6 of the mechs I need are 10 mil and above. Yes, thats the real pain.
>>704380830
>I'll see if I'll even manage to get one.
Please do.
And I still don't believe that you'd have 1.5k images and not a single lewd.
>>704380764
>So jealous.
No idea what you're talking about.
My lewd is worth quads, but I'm asking for trips now.
Get rolling.
>>704383003
Jeez. Is everyone just /lewd/ today?
>>704383003
I'd rather avoid one.
It's just magic.
>>704382738
Wew, I hope you really enjoy mechs then.
>>704383003
Oh? Is it? Guess I'll try harder.
>>704383131
No, just us I think. Should we invite you?
>>704383131
I'm not... this time... yet.
>>704382738
Maybe I'll try to play it when I get a laptop.
Until then, just cartoons and cereals.
Dead all over again.
>>704383250
I enjoy the ones I have. Nothing compares to getting into peoples faces and just unloading a bunch of missiles into their ass. Or sneaking up behind and just wrecking shit.
I might join in. I only have 1.5-1.8 lewds.
Be better if people choose the good maps though. This tier loves their long walks and long range fire and forget.
>>704383784
>inb4 felix
>>704383865
Its pretty easy to get into and takes about as much graphics power as LoL. Hardest part is movement and aiming.
>>704383929
And why would you assume Kitten?
>First Mizore
>Then Drunk Bote
>Then Koume
>Now Kitten
Why do you all assume I get lewd with everyone?
>>704384074
Chen has some really good movements though.
why is /b/ such a wasteland?God every day the same thread and the same replies too like theres a bot remaking the same threads
Evening
>>704383929
You better find a full 2.0 lewd there famalam. Lewd posting ain't the tiiiiime for pussy footing around.
I get you on that. There are decent maps for leveling weapons up quickly. Spy missions and Survival are the way to go.
>>704384139
They're fools.
>>704384322
You're just some faggot who switched his waifu, duck off.
I spotted someone online who bought a tomoko dakimura for 400 dollaroes on an auction.
thats some dedication right there.
>>704384460
Or maybe I'm just a lot older than that?
>>704384512
The only way to get the official daki was to purchase the first 4 volumes, at 4 different stores to get Proofs of Purchase, sending them into Square Enix, and waiting for them to mail it to you.
>>704384322
Perhaps, perhaps not. Regardless, they're wrong.
>>704384886
Needless to say, it was released in Japan only.
>>704384512
Was it a charity auction?
>>704384231
Because /b/ has been, and will always be shit.
>>704384139
You do get a little more racy when either of them are around.
>>704384223
Can you handle a tank? Moving a torso independent of the propulsion?
>>704384255
I will if someone rolls it. I know they're out there.
Im talking I always go for maps that have plenty of hiding spots from the rain of fail that is lrms. Seriously, when all you have to do is hover a cursor over a target and press a button it takes all fun, joy and skill out of a game. Thats why I brawl. Get in their faces where their missiles are useless and laugh as flamers shut then down and I play with my food.
>>704384981
I agree with that.
My fucking sleep schedule pisses me off but there's fuckall I can do about it.
>>704384886
Oh shit i think its the same one
heres the guy with the daki
People who switch are cancer.
>>704385053
I can move my ass.
I can handle everything at it worst
>>704385015
That guy made a good investment in about 5 years that daki will be worth about 2- 5grand
>>704385106
That fucking face to the left made of despair and hopelessness is perfect.
Saber claim the plane crash nearby had no fatalities just moderate burns on the victims
>>704385053
Last competitive game I played was Chivalry. Also, fuck archers. And facehugging is a great tactic.
>>704385106
I'm jelly.
>>704385263
Assuming the anime industry doesn't die in that time.
>>704385300
That is Armin's resting bitch face.
>>704385053
Doesn't mean I get lewd!
>>704385083
Curious, you seem somewhat familiar. Were you part of any other 4chan community?
>>704385100
Have you tried fucking it up to fix it?
>>704385642
Maybe I am, but I doubt it as I am not as old as you are in that family.
>>704385642
I tried pulling an all nighter for two days to fuck myself over, but after I finally went to sleep, bam, four hours later I'm awake, and can't sleep, finally an hour later I fuckin lay down and I'm out like a light. Its a pain in the ass.
>>704385834
massage your prostate until orgasm. sleep will come naturally
>>704385831
Shut the fuck up.
Can't believe she's not been taken.
>>704386135
Am I making you mad, love?
>>704383131
Post one you particularly like.
I'm really just making time before passing out, cook.
>>704383154
You can still drop one, just for the sake of it.
Why not? I'm overall bored, but you've probably noticed.
>>704383250
Keep rolling, it'll be worth it.
Tomoko lewds.
>>704386371
Drop a hangover?
I still don't have any.
>>704386116
Doesn't work, nothing can make me sleepy during this "Hour Of Doom." This is all part of Tzeentch's plan.
>>704386348
>love
>>704386555
Is there a problem, dear?
>>704386371
Oh we'll see. We'll totally see. I got plenty of time to roll these trips.
Well, besides that, how has your weekend been? You've been eating I hope.
>>704386605
>dear
Mornin'
Claiming best girl
>>704386679
>>704386605
>>704386348
Do you like to be called sweet names when you take it in the ass?
>>704385396
It is. Especially if you have ecm. Prevent the enemy team from targetting you by preventing them from sharing target lock. Good times are to be had by me.
>>704385642
You get slightly more lewd than normal.
>>704386371
Sure, I guess.
Its a 1.5 lewd so no rolling needed.
>>704386803
Oh no, Chen, but I assume you like it when Erio pees on you and calls you those.
>>704385300
The face says "why have you abandoned me for tomoko master why!!!"
>>704385396
anime is too popular to die
>>704386903
Nice names on those pics.
You saved them recently, I assume?
>>704387017
I never bothered naming them, individuality is such a harsh business you see.
>>704386825
Hey chefbro
>People rolling g for your lewds
Why not?
>Roll :^)
>>704386825
I would assume it doesn't prevent manual targeting tho?
>>704386977
For a while anyway. I've actually seen it gain popularity here in Texas. So all we can do is see. I do hope more seinen series are picked up for dubbing, simply because normalfags like anime like Cowboy Bebop, DBZ, and Trigun but instantly hate stuff like Madoka and Nichijou.
I showed my friend Nichibros and told him "It's basically Japanese EEnE" and he did like it, but he can't get over the Japanese language.
>>704385831
Hmm, well if you say so.
>>704385834
Then you need to stay up longer. 120 hours or bust!
>>704386739
Mornin Saya.
>>704386825
>More lewd than normal
But I'm not lewd normally!
>>704376544
>>704376665
>>704376826
>>704376837
>>704377193
>>704377285
>>704377613
>>704379332
>>704380613
>>704380764
>>704380830
>>704381072
>>704383003
>>704382738
>>704383131
>>704383154
LOL DIDN'T READ, JUST CLICKED A LOT.
>>704387341
All targeting is manual. Doesnt prevent eyeballing it. And if they can see you you forgoe your ecm ranged targetting prevention. Its a toggle, either you prevent info sharing or you cant get targetted outside 250m.
>>704387366
So you get more lewd than not lewd then. Simple math.
>>704387309
We just rolling for all lewds.
>>704387105
I know.
Is hard to be an original invidual
Wow you people are boring tonight
>>704387341
he watches dubs only i guess,i want more action styled good anime shows i can't watch another high school,slice of life,cute girls doing cute things ever again
ok fine i'm just going to keep making posts with little effort until someone replies
>>704387912
Ah, ok. Sounds pretty trolly if you ask me. My kinda shit.
>>704388029
Usually. I showed him Outlaw Star (dubbed) Hellsing: Ultimate (also dubbed) Nichibro (subbed) Log Horizon (subbed, be he started streaming the dub, they actually got a black guy to say "meow" in his lines. fucking kek) Initial D (subbed) and .hack//SIGN (dubbed)
So far he still doesn't like anime that much. He would rather rewatch Futurama or Adventure Time.
>>704387366
>120 hrs
Nah. I think I'm getting use to the one hour awake timeframe, it almost feels okay, its a good time to be productive or maybe even just to enjoy myself. Anyway Angry's off to bed, goodnight.
>>704388305
Emo Bat Chick.
>>704388305
Mavis sounds like she permanently has something both under her nose and up her cunt
>>704388349
hotel tranyslvania is an ok movie
>>704388361
night
>>704388432
that means the world to me. if you ever run for president i will vote for you.
>>704388355
>Fururama
>Adventure time
Why did you even bother dood such terrible taste in animated shows,he clearly would only watch naruto and bleach if he had to choose anime