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powering up
>>704364719
lel, I just finished watching Plinkett's review of episode III
>>704365068
status report
Whassup guise, watchin a movie
>>704365780
Watcha watching, bitch?
>>704365858
Scout's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse
>>704364719
Look. I don't mind the furry stuff, I'm not into it personally. But please, don't get your furry into my star wars references. Do you really want jar jar's tongue up your ass? No, I didn't think so. "Mesa gonna cleanse your colon Anon, spreada da cheeks." *BUARBLEARBLEARBLEARBLE*
>>704365780
I too am watching something. It's called Seven Minutes in Purgatory.
Need to learn how to take dick better without as soon as it goes in.
>>704365966
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
>>704366030
>>704366065
Without what as soon as it goes in?
>>704366030
Don't tempt me to post that, it exists
>>704366231
Clenching. I meant clenching, my bad.
And back to our regularly scheduled gfur
>>704366324
Takes a while to get used to stuff like that, especially if what's going in is large
>>704366231
Go ahead, out yourself on getting off to one of the most hate movie characters of all time.
>>704366426
It's not hard to look up something if you've seen it before on the page of an artist you like
>>704366423
So it's sort of a "practice makes perfect" deal? Will it feel better the more I practice? And by better I mean could I get off to it?
>>704366698
It depends on who you are I think, I got used to it pretty fast because I'd always used makeshift stuff that was smaller and fingers when I was younger and enjoyed it, so the first time I tried a literal horse dildo, I hilted the thing the first try and instantly came
>>704366674
diamonds
>>704366108
BBC or the shitty american version?
Speaking of dildos, thinking of either getting a new long one or getting a stretcher/training toy, not sure what
tf2 is still shit
>>704367282
depends on what you already have; my current usual collection, got a few more recently
>>704367389
I've got one that fits pretty well up until the knot, and one that's too wide for me to take (hence the stretching toy idea)
>>704367389
huh...anyone actually posting anymore?
>>704367311
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>>704367258
Does that really have a weiner under there
>>704365400
primed for fuck
>>704367974
>>704368121
>>704365966
why not A Clockwork Orange?
>>704368420
Might watch later tonight, with some milk of course
tf2 is the best arena shooter ever made
Nek minut
overwatch
>>704369141
Been playing some Bioshock remastered, it's neat
>>704369070
Unreal Tournament 2004 way was better, you can eat my ass.
>>704368121
Lolfag
>>704368660
Of course, fresh from the ceramic titty statue.
reply to this post and you will die in your sleep tonight
>>704369627
Don't worry, I have immunity cat.
Sucks when your SO lives just far enough away that you can't visit them until the next time you have vacation time (next year)
>>704369749
immunity cat cannot help you here
>>704369802
>Anyone willing to suck your cock is 100 billion trillion gazillion miles away.
>>704369335
potentially
it's actually tribes 2 anyway
>>704369207
Fuck the Nameless King.
>>704370025
I worked overtime today.
I'm looking at about 540 bucks come payday.
>>704370144
damn Nice dude, what sort of responsible things will you do with your money?
>>704369977
More like I'm willing to suck cocks and take them, but in the area I live, most everyone is either horribly homophobic, and twinks/trans people are mostly the only gay people, who only want other trans people or twinks. The only gay bars that I know of near me are also at least an hour's drive away and I don't have the schedule to go to one or the confidence to, at least when I'm sober
>>704370142
Nameless King was pretty easy
>>704370025
Tribes never wanted to work on my computer back in the day.
>>704370142
What platform you play on?
>>704370245
Well, I paid 2 months of insurance and a full tank of gas on this one I had. Then I got a pizza and I'm broke now 'till Friday. Next pay day is going to personal loans I need to repay.
>>704370144
What type of shit-paying job do you work? Or is that from one week
>>704370341
I like twinks, but they think im ugly.
>>704370358
my condolences. did you play ascend?
>>704370377
seems like a good start.
>>704370458
g-gentrified privilege..
>>704370458
One week.
I work a factory job at 11.50 an hour.
>>704370580
I am excited to get my life together.
>>704370580
Yeah, I usually played pathfinder or sniper for maximum sanacs.
>>704370531
Exactly, or the fact that I used to act like a twink when I was younger and got that shit bullied out of me faster than you can read this post, leading to me being a lot less fun than I used to be and way less outgoing, to the point where every single person I've told, including really really gay people that I'm friends with (not guys or are taken and into monogamy) has said they thought I was totally straight.
>>704370640
What is he saying?
>>704370640
personally, work 12 an hour at a country club gig...need better personally, and a second job to afford to move out. Sucks.
>>704370711
seek to build up a base of money to invest in a safe mutual fund.
>>704370741
yea i played go fast man too, until the jackal was released, then i played that guy till the jackal was nerfed then the game died
>>704370640
I do tech support for the same wages, in a place that shits on you if you have to go to the bathroom more than twice a day or want to be treated like a person.
anyway bbl dear friends
>>704370895
I act straight because I dont want people to know I like guys.
>>704370341
He's the antithesis of my build.
>>704370377
Xbone.
>>704370968
I could use a room mate and fuck buddy ;p
>>704371022
I plan to do just that.
My goal is pay off all loans to people I know and make payments on medical and school.
Save up around 10K if not more and see about purchasing a house back in Alabama near Snuffles again.
Then work there.
>>704371175
I am one of the fastest builders on my line so I can be done with my day of work in 3.5 hours so after that I can help whoever and shit as much as I like. Not to mention I get along with literally everyone in my area so that helps.
>>704371340
RIP
nibi stop posting shit
>>704371242
I'd love to let people know I like guys, but subconscious stuff is a bitch to get rid of. It physically stops me from doing/saying things to people or with people
>>704371649
Homosexuality is a weakness and its foolish to expose weaknesses.
>>704366666
... huh.
>... huh
I don't get how I keep getting sent back here, even if I don't try to come back here.
THEY'RE TAKING OUR JOBS
THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF IN TRADE
>>704366666
Satan pents checked.
I'd honestly love if someone were to find me and fuck me into the ground and make me his bitch in many ways, but that's why we have dreams right?
>>704374321
Like this pretty much, actually
>>704374426
Made me think of it
>>704374070
>and fuck me into the ground and make me his bitch in many ways
That sounds very rude.
>>704374742
It would be, and I'd love it
>>704374742
Its the highest form of compliment in the furry community
Thinking of trying some legal plants soon for fun, even have a person that can trip sit for me if I need him to
>>704374909
>community
if you know, personally, irl, people who identify as furries, kys
>>704374070
Slllllllllllllllut.
>>704375236
You mean, like, a ficus?
>>704375422
Yep, and I don't really care if people think that, at least I shouldn't. Hell, I have issues admitting I like certain things to people that know I'm gay, even though the only thing that would possibly come of it from people that I told would be "what are you, gay/a sissy?"
>>704375308
I've known furries before irl, they didn't know I was a furry though.
>>704375308
tbqh fam, furcons are breddy gud
>>704374909
well, then it would be my honor to consensually rape him
>>704375630
More along the lines of stuff that can make DMT, or specific mushrooms
>>704375851
Put on a skirt and have them fuck you, show them who the sissy really is.
