No YLYL? Let's fix that.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
No YLYL? Let's fix that.
https://youtu.be/JFbmArCv8yg
https://youtu.be/mjXg7BNngHQ
https://youtu.be/Ou4-xGu3wYI
https://youtu.be/qxEWIT6VaFU
>>704319014
story?
>>704319276
Police picture heroin parents passed out at the wheel with their kid in the back seat.
/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bv4ZWhqfJ8
>>704320047
Fucking lost
>>704319014
>>704322524
>>704319390
Not just passed out: they OD'd and were dying. I think they survived because the cop on the scene had Narcan, or some other OD treatment.
>>704319014
Always see this pic, story?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Viyjo3eVWJI
http://steamcommunity.com/id/TaitoTheHusky
>>704323071
What kind of retarded test is this?
what class do you need this random ass assortment of facts for?
and typos by the teacher.
>>704323394
Always? It happened 10 days ago!
See:
>>704323168
They did survive.
>>704319014
What's the story here?
>>704322524
I wonder what he would do if someone asked him to summon a fuckin cactus
>>704322524
>>704322524
not a bad story tho
>>704322524
Why all demons have fucked up names, fuckin Belzebub or Kurama
Why there is no demon called Bob
>>704324240
Nice filename tumblrina
>>704324444
Checked
>>704324444
Phil, the prince of insufficient light, ruler of Heck
>>704324545
Moar?
I always lose to this.
>>704323071
> obviously fake test
> "teacher" handwriting clearly belongs to a 12 year old
just stop.
>>704319592
the fuck is tumblr doing here
>>704324656
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>704322524
>> looking for friendship
>>704325073
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>704324545
Lost!
>>704325382
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>704325073
>>704325382
>THE COPY PASTA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE!
>>704325073
This is the reason the Banana is funny as fuck
>>704325579
Stale since July bitch
>>704320047
Oh my kek
>>704325654
Was starting a Bane thread part of your plan?
>>704324625
I have no idea why this is so funny to me.
>>704319671
Watchdogs 2?
>>704319014
>>8350028
>>704325717
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>704326403
Hahaha, nice try faggot but you can't make fun of me. Go back to le reddit bitch.
>>704325717
You don't say? Thanks for the info you massive faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFlDLwDChL0
>>704326781
"Transform and roll out!"
(transforming noises)
>>704325579
Pss flaps
>>704325579
MEOW
>>704325579
reply
>>704325596
You are the worst type of cancer I have ever come across.
>>704326140
lmaooo lost
>>704319557
Magazines
>>704326619
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking **** **** faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.
>>704326422
vrg
>>704324545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOqUEmTD90w
>>704326422
Meh
>>704324444
The Twin Peaks demon is called Bob.
>>704325596
my friend ;)
>>704325316
lost
>>704325596
Fucking hate you
Its that banana
>>704326422
Aqua
>>704327671
>when school tries to tie into social media
>>704327899
What was you hoping for anon
>>704327161
top kek
>>704327528
Elbow is as dark as her nipples
>>704328074
This
>>704325579
The two hundred cantleoupes will defeat your mother...!
>>704319298
Lost
>>704327245
no, it was clips - there were no magazines it was a movie theitre
>>704327528
fuck dude I was online that night. got the whole set on my old hard drive.
>>704325316
Ha ha fuck finally lurked enough to get this. Only took six years
>>704325579
Cok
>>704325579
cantelopes
>>704319298
Holy fuck lost! And the other 200 times this is posted a week
>>704328542
yeah me too - never watched that show
>>704325316
Lost for some reason...
>>704326403
This one caught me off guard, I lose I guess.
>>704325596
pretty certain this is a way to run a script on your computer
>>704328528
dump
>>704328307
>>704324444
Same reason why ghosts only rearrange furniture or spook pets in their spare time, instead of actually sitting down and communicating with someone
>>704328682
Solid YLYL guys thx back to real life for me.
Gotta stop by gif and pull one out first.
No one ever leaves for good though..
>>704328816
Nope. Try it. It certainly doesn't delete system32
>>704319055
So cringey faggot shit is funny now?
>>704329065
what if it's a backdoor, i remember some anon said that once.
>>704329302
Can be. Can be not. Who knows?
>>704327135
>>704327778
>>704327899
if you guys actualy opened this shit in note pad, your fucking retarded. did you forget what websight your on?
>>704327528
Im using mimi to browse and right qfter this picture was an ad for craft macaroni
>>704325579
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>704326422
I take no chances
>>704323071
best schools, best education. 'murrica!
>>704328074
Shitty copy of an old /a/ post that was clearly set up.
Fuck off newfags.
>>704319390
Actual its the kids grandmother and her boyfriend that are passed out. Mom is fucked up but not pictured.
>>704326422
Nice meme
>>704327030
FUCK
Lost hard
>>704323071
Fake and gay
>>704330026
or a really good childhood
That's what my mangos show me
>>704325579
plz
>>704327245
Fuck off /k/
>>704327030
Lost
It is too less racist in here guys, what kind of /b/tards
>cringe
are you?
>>704325579
eat shit and die
>>704325596
What is it?
>>704330423
>>704330620
hard cp
>>704326422
That was clever
>>704330487
And no one ever wanted to fuck Suzy Shittypants again
>>704327161
errytime
>>704329638
>>704330673
Kek'd
nice anon
>>704330673
That white guy was staring with the force of a 1000 suns....
He knew what he was up to
>>704330673
If they don't walk past all points of sale with the merchandise, they're not stealing. That dude just opened himself up to a WORLD of lawsuits
Luckily niggers can't afford lawyers
>>704329844
>actually thinks this picture is real while calling someone elses education into question
>kill yourself
>>704330673
>>704328445
Jesus
Christ
>>704326403
lost
>>704331077
>I just lost.
Fuck this shit thread, post Sasha Grey
>>704328492
That's not even funny.
>>704331276
damn you, i just lost
>>704331150
lurk more recent arrived stupid homosexual
>>704330959
>Wow I'm really excited to purchase this alcoholic beverage! Let me just run all the way to the point of sale so I can pay for it quickly!
>>704331077
At least I know Napoleon didn't die in battle. They teach such things in my country.
>>704326422
fuck.
>>704322524
ylyl not cringe
>>704325579
>:
feg
>>704326422
I know this is bullshit, and I'm totally only posting to tell everyone that, I have no ulterior motives here.
>>704326422
pls no
>>704331486
>>704331461
YUP. Police won't even arrest you if you didn't pass all points of sale first. But yeah, you're 14 so you clearly know better than anyone
>>704322524
at the section Sex:
There should be a "NO" there.
>>704331344
lost but checked
>>704326205
hahahahaha hale hortler
>>704324279
That's the backstory of one of the characters in the manga Yu-Yu Hakusho. They can't even come up with their own bullshit.
>>704331358
>>704331777
nice casino trips
>>704325579
wow
>>704331777
>TRIPS
kek
>>704330660
I chuckled
>>704325757
I don't believe in god, but I'm hoping and praying that you get a blood disease by Christmas.
>>704330421
is that an oc ?
>my keks
>>704325579
km.bjn
>>704328433
>>704327245
Actually he had drums.
>>704331973
fuck, i lost it...
>>704326205
lost while drinking water fuck you i have to clean up now
>>704331974
Do you have more of this?
>>704327161
Lost
>>704328909
>>704328528
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR FAGGOT
>>704323071
>In which battle did Napoleon die?
Napoleon died in exile wtf
>>704324854
rembata ogromen
>>704320047
Nigga
>>704332347
I WAS TELLING HIM TO DO IT!
>>704324444
fuckin czech'd. btw kurama means fox in japanese. so that's pretty normal.
>>704328716
>>704325579
Fuck
>>704325579
>704325579
>>704332472
>need explanation
>>704332472
Vertical video of a vertical video on a cell phone. Fucking kill yourself multiple times.
>>704332472
Story?
Inb4 niggers
>>704326422
Dammit.
>>704325579
heehee xD
>>704332847
that guy who geat beaten, is know to cum on people. in this video, he got caught...
>>704332766
>>704325579
Fuk
Tendies.
>>704320047
Jews joke, LOST
>>704332472
wtf did i just watch
>>704331787
Bitch please
>>704332244
Sure, I got loads.
>>704327671
Jesus Christ...
>>704322524
SPRITTTTTTGUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
x100
>>704332542
Literally just fucking google it, its the first result of "black girl macaroni and cheese 4chan"
>>704325579
Dick
>>704325579
i thinnk the potatoes
>>704331787
pss
>>704333341
Oh my god please dump as much as you can!
>>704325579
NIGGER
>>704333099
reads more like a sexual fantasy than anything actually as pathetic as a /b/ tard would be.
>>704332310
lost hard
fucking dog got so mad he bit the tree, lol
>>704333314
thank
>>704319256
Milo is a fucking boss. Doesn't give a fuck. Love the guy.
>>704323497
wwhy tf
>>704325579
Cancer
>>704331293
I've got the best boner right now
This is oc currently still happening
>>704333341
What kind of beach only has three people on it?
>>704333763
Milo is a bandwaggoning faggot who leeches on to whatever will give him the most attention.
Anybody who thinks he's redpilled, or anti-SJW doesn't know shit about his history, dude's a fucking parasite who knows how to manipulate retards.
Fuck
>>704323741
Data entry i think
>>704327671
i hope this is fake
fucking 'cool' teachers these days
>>704333850
is it funny because he shit his underware?
>>704325579
Rape
>>704333054
karma at its finest.
thanks anon
>>704326422
Cancer
>>704333668
>>704325579
ugay?
>>704327671
Ylyl, not you rage you lose.
Or cringe.
>>704334164
>>704334020
Do you think he's biting him hard? I can't tell but def saw that boop on the head
>>704333054
not it at all. two dudes where having sex. the got caught so the other beat his ass trying to play it off like he didn't know what was going on.
>>704333054
Ohhhh... I thought he was ass ramming the nigger in red and got caught.
>>704334020
Glorious
>>704331787
Fuck, they are everywhere.
>>704326422
Ubk
>>704333950
>>704334164
Kek cums so fast.
>>704326557
that one is good
>>704331787
why Finland is better than Sweden
>>704326565
>Take old semi humourous screen cap
>Make fake copy of it using stupid nigger slang like fam
>Le epic maymay
Kill yourself nigger faggot
>>704334217
Dog was "holding" the hand, might get some scratches, but probaly wont or barely break skin.
Also the crash-dive in was just cool.
>>704333417
kek
>>704331344
Explain?
>>704326403
>tfw no one realizes that the guy in the picture is the lead singer of referred song
>>704325579
shit
>>704325579
This, along with everything else is the most boring shit ever
>>704326565
>Le I was high as fuck my fellow negroe
>>704325579
nice one, f**ker
>>704325579
cgbvvvvvvvvv
>>704319298
God damn I lost hard
>>704334485
What a babe
>>704331787
mommy i love you
>>704326894
severely underrated
>>704334485
True Finnish cavewomen. They are ugly as war and crave the bbc so bad that they have to beat up and gas poor niggers into submission.
>>704334606
in the WW2, nazi used jew skin for these thing which i don't know the english name
>>704326422
Is that a picture of you when you were young?
>>704334606
Urns as lamps.
>>704334871
>white hot
>'fart' is cold
Fake and gay, try harder.
>>704331743
>This is the law in Murika and we're the only country that has developed the futuristic concept of CCTV
USA USA USA
>>704335088
>crave bbc
that's sweden
>>704331787
what about a reply?
>>704331743
Not the poster you're replying to but it can actually vary by state/city/or township. PA considers a theft to have occurred at the point of concealment and can arrest whether the shoplifter has left the store or not. obviously in this case there was no concealment and overall I agree with you, some jew lawyer is gonna have a field day with this and the clerk and store probably got sued.
>>704333164
Double kek
>>704321136
Lost to the picture, that link was retarded though, what's the opposite of laughing? Because I think that's what I did.
If the picture made me lose then the link made me win.
So we're even.
>>704332683
This is funny for real. Imagine the court session when they play this. My god.
>>704331892
>>704331358
>Waifuing a 3DPG slut.
K.
>>704330910
Around blacks, never relax.
>>704333314
u niggas all fuckin gay
>>704333417
gay
>>704334164
what a sad cum
>>704331787
Nigger
>>704325579
yeet
>>704335599
check'd
