life hack thread
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life hack thread
>>704307741
Don't do this
>>704307741
air bubble in brain
>>704307741
brb, imma go catch some ants and show them how to kill themselves
>>704307741
homemade ipad stand
>>704307927
>04307927▶
>File: forants.gif (261 KB, 150x125)
this
>>704309589
best cookies evar actually
>>704309589
Looks legit
>>704308512
thats a nice looking cock
>>704307953
why
>>704310521
have seen something like this b4
>never trust /b/ tutorials
>>704309589
Somebody should do this. I did this once. best fucking cookies ever
>>704310521
Mustard gas
>>704311143
how the fuck are you gonna synthesize mustard gas on your wrist
>>704310485
for you
>>704311417
its a meme you dip
>>704311417
lurk more
>>704311417
With a wrist-sized mustard gas factory.
Nanotechnology is awesome.
>>704311417
>hey guys I'm born in 2005: the post
>>704311710
>>704311624
i don't think you make mustard gas with your wrist, i think you need some baking soda
>>704311767
>>704311767
i did that, hurts like hell, what have i done??
im scared, what happened
wtf does this do?
>>704311417
Your newfag is showing
>>704311624
its a b8 you dip
>>704311947
you just broke your tendon you shit
>>704311767
I tried it, first carefully, than at full speed, nothing happened. Is that the joke, wasting my time?
>>704311828
Mustard gas
>>704312024
what?? is that bad? it fucking hurts
>>704311947
You should notice the right of your wrist to swell and turn red and lose all feeling in your thumb, you just tore your thumb tendon.
Can't remember what condition this is used to help alleviate the pain from, but that's all this is. Nothing special.
>>704311624
Will?
>>704307741
Life hack for OP, how to correctly post an image to 4chan:
1- kill yourself
i can kind of read it, but im pretty sure it would be harmful
>>704312170
should i go see a doctor?
>>704312159
you will never ever be able to move your thumb anymore, have fun in the hospital.
Like what, dont you EVER trust the internet omg.
Go to the fucking hospital or your hand will start to rot, first it will hurt, then it starts slowly to get nasty ://
GO TO FUCKING HOSPITAL. NOW.
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>>704312557
omfg are you kidding<? fuck
>>704311978
I just did it without applying too much pressure.
Fucks around with the placement of your tendon, my hand/thumb is a little bit sore but if you do it right it could probably fuck your thumb tendon up.
>>704311767
nothing happened, no pain from expected troll, no nothing
>>704312518
GO FUCKING HOSPITAL OR YOU WILL LOSE YOUR HAND jesus christ, how can you be this stupid really.
This is super serious right now, when you broke your tendon special liquid is leaking out and it will make your hand getting really bad and rot, and no doctor will ever help.
So hurry up and go to a hospital
>>704312518
No anon, all you need to do is go fuck yourself
>>704312762
i don't want to go see a doctor, it will probably just be fine
>>704312650
yup, I am so sorry for you mate but like did you really think the thumb thing is made to help you? Fucking no.
Go to the hospital and dont waste time, as many people already told you.
>>704312159
>>704312916
Or you could just sit.
>>704312889
Hahahahah.
Ok whatever we warned you, its up to you now if your hand will get nasty or not.
>>704310521
it gives you eternal boner
>>704313063
i mean, you're just kidding right? be serious. i don't want to spend money on a hospital. my thumb is just fine right?
6 last because it's boring as fuck
>>704312746
dont do that
>>704313190
it will cause you really bad pain
>get a metal spoon
>get a lighter
>get some duct tape
>wrap around 4-6 layers around the handle of the spoon
>start heating up the spoon until it's really hot, around 2 minutes just above the flame will work
>go to a faucet and turn the cold water at full force
>hold the spoon directly under the faucet
>blow your mind and shit bricks
>post results
>>704313064
Did a basic smoke bomb this way once, worked magically.
>>704313286
that was really harmful to you, seek help ASAP or you might lose your thumb or even worse.
>>704313341
why not?
>>704313286
Ok I am a doctor and I can help u for free. What kind of pain is it? Is anything numb? Or swollen? Or liquidy?
>>704313349
stop lying nigger
>>704313286
Yes it's fine, stop taking bait for these stale meme using faggots
>>704309589
>nitroglycerin
kek
>>704313484
yeah and then your hand will start to get a really bad infection and get completely gone
>>704313542
Well, it's a little red, and it hurts when i press it. it's not really swollen yet. is that bad?
>>704309589
would try out but i am sure i would somehow fuck it up so i will just buy some cookies at local grocery strore
>>704313365
>turn tap on
>water doesn't have time to be ice cold yet
>full force water hits piping hot spoon
>water heats up quickly when it hits spoon
>water shoots off of spoon (try it with a normal spoon, it gets water everywhere)
>water which is now boiling spreads everywhere including your arms and body
It probably only burns your hand but still shit sounds painful.
>>704313573
OMG how can you say its fine when its clearly not, like people been doing this shit and they ended up being their hand amputated. Do you think this is funny?
>>704313519
you will instantly die
>>704312988
didnt know there were women on this site
>>704311767
I did it now i got pins and needles in my hand
>>704311417
It makes you pass mustard gas
>>704309589
I personally don't like too much banana in them, the nitrogliceryn looses its taste imho
>>704313732
Ok, you probably broke it a little so just a tiny amount of liquid came out.
If its getting bigger, you gonna need your hand amputated because the liquid coming out causes a really bad infection which makes you lose your hand. I feel sorry for you, please never do anything like this again.
>>704314058
Best grilled cheese evar
>>704313837
Literal mustard gas
>>704313813
The spoon explodes. Or makes nerve gas
>>704311767
Came buckets, thanks /b/ro
>>704313983
When I first saw the picture I read as pimp your denis
I was a little bit confused
>>704314012
jesus christ read my posts about the liquid coming out and you gonna have your answers on ur questions
>>704313909
an hero guide
>>704313813
Literally nothing happens. See youtube.
>>704314058
this will make mustard gas
>>704314348
>>704313983
o shit
>>704314251
mustard gas*
>>704313365
I'm on my phone so I can't post picture but it's so fucking sick I do it all the time
>>704307927
top lol
all these faggots tell me not do ops pic, but i cant even read it.
someone help me.
>>704311767
came a shit ton from this, shot a hole through my monitor.
The thumb thing is actually just a way to diagnose some syndrome, forgot the name.
If it did hurt, it just means you've got some previous (non-severe) condition/strain-injury. Maybe it was a shortened tendon or some such crap.
>>704313519
Not die, but at least faint. We used to do that as kids for a time being. Kind of funny looking back at it, because probably dangerous af
>>704313549
Holy shit.
I don't have any interest in kidnapping a child for personal gain (no real attraction) but I want to try this just to see how well I could get away with it. I don't see any real flaw, especially in the buried shipping container method.
Is "The Partnership" really a good idea though? Sharing that shit online is just leaving a paper trail straight to your door. Sure you can hide behind proxies and false IPs but I wonder if enough people on the job could figure you out.
I'm obviously not going to try this cause there's pretty big consequences for being caught, but if it were some sort of game show (kidnap a target, keep them held for a week without escape or getting caught) I'd love to do this.
>>704313017
Ew, this melts in your hands on a hot day, just imagine the mess... no thanks
>>704313549
>buried shipping container
>>704314995
lol nice try
>>704314058
the toast will launch out and fall to the floor
>>704312988
German anon?
>>704314543
Your phone ain't got a camera?
>>704315121
lol I love how you think
>>704314792
just reverse search it for a bigger version are you a fucking newfag to the internet
>>704313983
>>704312746
This shit just makes you pass out, doesn't it? Just like holding your breath until you're out.
>>704314831
>no flour
>>704314831
What's wrong with this one? Apart from the spelling in "ingrediants."
>>704312785
This would have been useful to me 1500 years ago.
>>704312988
>pee
>sitting
what do you shit standing up?
>>704315342
Thanks. I think I have an old security vest actually, one of those orange ones for walking around at night.
brb
>>704309589
For you dumb fucks.. Nitroglycerin is a very explosive and dangerous liquid
>>704314226
>be in 1st grade
>mom comes in to do some "crystals presentation"
>her older son apparently did it and set it up but told her sugar was actually bleach
>we make crystals with sugar
>fuck yah
>go home
>bleach and shit
>make toxic gas
>lips turn white
>911 called
>wtf are u doing kid
>hospital
Literally a mom of one of my 1st grade students told me how to kill myself and i almost did.
There's actually a lifehack for when you gonna eat icecream, put a spoon on the microwave for 30 seconds and the icecream will melt when you're eating it
>>704314605
Anybody who does this deserves to fucking die.
>>704315519
That doesnt make cookies. That makes fire.
>>704314678
>censored picture
>kys
>>704313365
my friend lost his eye because of this you fucker
>>704312930
>>704316019
Yeah geez I wonder how much pain that would cause though?
>>704315909
low-temeprature novel, my relative.
>>704316124
I don't understand why, but I'll take your word for it. Thanks
>>704315519
nothing at all, try it out.
>>704316177
it will cause you heart damage lol
>>704316177
Not much, actually.
>>704315860
Enjoy your blindness folks.
>>704316124
god your fucking awful.
>>704316177
A fucking air bubble on your bloodstream?
I don't know if pain would be your biggest problem
>>704316286
>>704316315
>>704316177
>>704316323
Pulmonary/Coronary/Brain Embolism
Pick your death.
>>704315909
I think this one is dangerous because it doesn't really sound that dangerous at first "glance." I could have fallen for it in the right circumstances, even as an adult.
>>704309589
please don't do this guys, bananas aren't good.
>>704314138
I dont realy get it. Whats gonna happen? Is the water gonna splash from tap and be hot? No?
Is the spoon/tape gonna be melting hot?
>>704316482
>>704316363
>>704316315
I didn't ask what the fuck causes, I wondered how painful it would be. I'm well aware that it causes an embolism, goddamn it. Learn to read
>>704308512
I've done this before.
>>704316543
Dude, it's just fucking gonna blow your mind
>>704316543
Whiteknight faggots show up and tell you taht you gon die ifg you do it and the poster is a faggot and such.
But nothing else.
>>704311828
top kek impress your family and friends.
>>704316635
If it goes to your brain = stroke
If it goes to your lungs = atelectasis
If it goes to your heart = infarction
All of these won't feel very good.
>>704316543
>metal be verry warm
>duct tape pinches the metal hard due to cold water
warm brittle metal + firm grip = ?
>>704316635
Nah, it'll just send a bubble of CO2 on your blood
>>704316846
i did this in the chemistry cabinet at my old school, kek for days
>>704316850
>steel
>brittle
No. Try pic related please.
As a rule of thumb for all the newfags.
Doing anything on from this cancerous board will get your killed/maimed/arrested.
Do yourself a favor and upgrade to one of the other boards.
>>704316806
>atelectasis
Learned something new, thanks.
Actually had a pneumothorax a few times and it wasn't too bad. Just need to calmly go to the hospital.
>>704316989
>CO2
OK buddy, sure thing
>>704317017
kys
>>704317017
I love how this one is really phrased for teenagers, "look where mom keeps the cleaning supplies" lmao
>>704317068
nice whiteknighting you fucking ledditor, take an upvote
>>704316917
what happens when someone mixes apex with hcl?
or does it nothing except explode on taking out of the fridge?
i mean, how to make acetate without the proper acid would be close to alchemism.
i will make a nice life hack
put orange juice in the fridge and wait an half hour.
Now shake the orange juice so bubbles will come up.
And put that back into the fridge, wait another half hour.
Et voila nice orange juice ice cream :)!
>4chan lifehack/advice threads
>>704317287
>implying 4chan and reddit aren't one in the same.
2008 called they want their edgy pedophile rapists back.
>>704317340
Maybe, just maybe it doesn't make acetate.
Maybe it makes TATP. Which will then you proceed to heat.
>>704313813
nothing happens except you splash the water everywhere.
i am surprised that 4chinz has a troll image where literally no one gets killed or injured.
where's the sense of trolling if no stupid people kill themselves?
>>704
u got me m8
>>704314415
>>704314415
link a vid fagit
Someone should make a recipe that calls for onions to be doused in oil and left in the fridge for a week to "marinate".
>>704307741
>>704317596
It's a troll to troll the whiteknights, who think it'"s an actual troll. A meta-troll, kindof.
>>704317654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYuVUQJlXBE
Now go kill yourself.
>>704308512
Fucking shit my sides XD
>>704311828
here is what happens btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H13dLQnLFfI
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlorine_bomb
>>704307741
is this loss?
>>704317369
Are you trying to kill us you fucking psycho?
>>704307741
>>704308043
>>704312408
This can't create a air bubble in the veins lol
http://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#Causes2
>>704317944
Thank you, anon.
>>704318162
At least post it as a gif? Faggot
>>704317944
are you retarded? he did not put duct tape on the spoon.
>>704316543
It explodes. Not in the fire and gas and BOOM kinda way, in the metal shards flying apart at high velocity way.
>>704318162
>.jpg
try harder
>>704318164
why?
what happens?
>>704307741
Muscle damage
>>704309589
Nitro Explosion
>>704311767
Tendon damage
>>704311828
Literal bomb
>>704311978
Muscle damage
>>704312427
Amputation
>>704312746
Baro trauma
>>704312785
Autism
>>704313064
Legit
>>704313549
Felony
>>704313837
Autism
>>704313983
Baro trauma
>>704314058
Fire
>>704314138
Explosion
>>704314190
Electrocution death
>>704314226
Chloride burn in your lungs
>>704314330
Broken phone
>>704314605
Fucking death
>>704314671
Gross porn
>>704314678
Dox
>>704314744
Explosion
>>704314831
Fire
>>704314904
Bloody hand
>>704317544
apex is tatp
i know it makes boom, but when?
tatp doesn't react to heat, it just melts.
electronic enthusiasts accidently make it often while etching pcbs with peroxide/hcl and then carrying a drop of it to the other container filled with acetone to remove the etch resist.
they then find a piece of wax on the pcb and on scraping it away with a finger lose it.
>>704318354
Apparently not. Googled around and seems it's BS. Not going to try it either way.
>>704315860
Blindness
>>704316385
Explosion
>>704316846
Explosion
>>704316917
Explosion
>>704317017
Skin destruction
>>704317384
Jesus christ
>>704317944
Darwinism
>>704318303
>>704318350
>>704318354
Doesn't make a difference. See any blacksmithing video or like 1 "How it's made" episode to see metals routinely heated red-hot and quenched in water. It's called hardening, and the metal never "explodes". Only ceramics and glass do that.
Well then show me a video where it does explode.
>>704312746
it works...
>>704312762
Its bait bro. Just stop.
>>704318449
>autism
>>704311143
Still missing a basic ingredient, to make it actually deadly.
>>704318458
Oh. Good question. I thought TATP is unstable as fuck and literally anything makes it explode (too much heat, friction, sparks, impact)
>>704318562
>only ceramics and glass do that
We should make a new tutorial then, don't forget to post it on leddit and 9fag
>>704314904
This might be true, but an egg works just as well with less risk.
>>704318164
well of COURSE I DO
>>704312762
>special liquid is leaking out
You mean like break-light fluid?
>>704318838
Meh.
>>704318866
>pic semi-related
>>704307927
lol exactly
>>704318449
you're wrong on so many levels.
most of your statements are misleading
>>704309589
They tasted weird, hope to stay alive (not really), will inform if I vomit or something.
>>704318449
>>>704312427
>Amputation
How?
>Baro trauma
Learned how this is called, thanks
>>704318449
Somebody should do webm
Fcuking kek
dank advice here
>>704315643
No, which is precisely why i sit to pee as well. If I choose to hold in my piss a bit longer than usual i can also squeeze out a microdump while i void my bladder
>>704315776
Let us hope that this is difficult enough to acquire that one has to know what it does... I mean come on
>>704312988
its for morning wood.
>>704318768
>non-gif gif says trolling right on it
>you weren't trolling me you're just stupid
wew, anon
>>704316543
Ignore everyone else, you're dead on. It literally just splashes the kitchen.
If you find the original screencap from the thread you'll see that everyone is posting cut hand/bandaged eye pictures saying the pictures are themselves. But most of the bandaged/stitched ones are posted within like 5-10 minutes. No way they went to the hospital that quick.
Plus I've done it myself, just splashes the kitchen.
The hand shit does hurt your hands though, not sure what it does but it hurts like a bitch.
>>704317426
>>704319044
I'm a medical professional you tard.
>>704318580
you cringey fuck, you are ugly as fuck and should feel bad about it
>>704311767
that was a weird erection being honest, it didn't work
>>704319415
What the fuck? Of course I'm not trolling you. The image is directed at you, you retard. Now let me be
>>704318495
>no. hurts like fuck, no more.
>nothing except blown fuses and maybe a gassing battery
>right
>right
>wrong, death
>just drugs and loss of moniez
>he's right you know. water is not vegan when filtered.
>>704318549
darwin is taking you next
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kek
>>704319492
then you better not start practicing.
mow some lawns or something, that way you most likely will not kill someone with your stupidity.
>>704316385
most modern batteries are protected against this
could one of you /b/ros post the one about running away form the cops?
>>704320421
no an 18650 will vent when shorted, ones in battery packs are unprotected some for flashlights and lasers have a small circuit board that cuts off the positive end when it shorts.
>>704320492
>>704320492
I cum like 15mls anyway m8
>>704319497
>>704311828
nerve gas
>>704315776
you just have to ruin everything don't you
>>704319492
>medical professional
>on 4chan
>on /b/
shouldn't you be somewhere else like not wasting your intelligence like me?
>>704321345
MODS
>>704321710
the fuck is it
>>704321345
Jesus Christ , is she ok?
>>704321345
Ok, found it. What do now?
>>704321345
MODS WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>704318449
Stimulants.
>>704321345
shitposting on a whole new level
>>704321345
whats in the link?
>>704321345
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I'M GOING TO THROW UP
>>704321345
FUCK YOU THATS DISGUSTING
>>704321345
>>704322352
don't worry
just watch
>>704322563
I've Already seen. Its Pretty Fucked up
>>704321345
Jesus Christ... That's enough internet for today.
>>704311767
title made me actually laugh out loud
>>704315153
just like all kinds of chocolate?
>>704309589
>200g floor
What kind of floor? I only have carpet
>>704322652
then can you say what was there cause i don't want to.
Whats in the link?
Tell us you stupid fucks
>>704307741
>>704322937
You'll have to watch for yourself, fag.
https://www.pictureswap.org/
>>704322920
Look for yourself.
>>704322937
virus? what are you expecting on 4chan?
>>704307741
>>704318562
wrong. the fake instructions call for a super hot spoon to be put into super cold water.
first off, water used in quenching is generally either room temp, or heated, secondly its usually oil.
Hot metal into cold water results in something called thermal shock. it WILL fracture, potentially violently.
>>704313549
holy shit!! i'm afraid to save this image.
>>704317411
what does it do to it's eye?
>>704321345
>expected everyone to be overreacting
>mfw they weren't
I really regret that decision
>>704323062
Probably you are right
>>704318449
>tendon damage
it's a ligament you jew
>>704321345
>see this
>cant unsee it
why live?
>>704313549
terrifyingly authentic.
>>704321345
Why in the world someone would do that...
>>704323111
I did this once.
>>704312746
i used to do this in jail when i couldnt get high
>>704321345
what was it?
>>704318449
Youre one of those people that think they know everything and want everyone to know it...i bet you dont have a job and live with one of your divorced parents because youre too smart, menial work is beneath you amd the world just doesnt understand you. Enjoy your microwave pizza dinner, fat fuck
>>704321345
oh.... just........ go fuck yourself, like really just fuck you i'm salty af right now
>>704323849
Kek not the anon you replied to but thank God I know how to spot ppl leik u also
>off yourself
>>704317411
>satanic trips
>>704323849
you sound like a know-it-all yourself quite a bit there, don't you think?
>>704321345
i really really really liked that link
>its the banana
anyone have that lifehack about rapidly decomposing a body with yogurt?
>>704324136
jet fuel would melt the barrel
>>704321345
Wow made me a millionaire after opening the link thanks anon!
>>704324350
just a good old charcoal fire will do the trick. After the flesh and muscle are burned, add wood to the barrel, once there are a hot bed of coals, the bones will burn up .
>>704309589
I like to double wrap with aluminum foil and then microwave - heats it up very quickly.
>>704321345
FUCKING HELL She was such a qt
>>704309589
The ingredients for suicide
>>704321345
Its CP. MODS MODS MODS
>>704308512
Send more dick picks
>>704308512
2much body hair4me
I bet there are some dumbasses RIGHT NOW trying these life hacks
>>704314019
its too blurry can u post a better one
>>704313549
Source
>>704321345
Jesus christ dude!
If anyone is thinking about opening it, don't this is just too much, even for /b.
>>704323682
Just the stupid banana Meme
>>704325452
what is it?
>>704323206
Hard to say when we don't know what's in the syringe, but the needle alone must already already be painful as fuck.
>>704321345
Don't believe these people. Opening it tells you to fake an extreme reaction
>>704312159
Go to a fucking doctor later you dipshit.
>>704321345
story on this? did she survive?
>>704324350
jet fuel can't melt steel newfag
