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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Komine is KoMINE
Yo.
faggot
early bake
>>704291735
Good morning Yuno. How are you?
This dough
IS RAAAAAAW
>>704291348
Sit at my computer and play with friends
>>704291390
I usually don't have time to talk over the weekdays, and really only talk on days I don't do anything
Calamity-masu'd
>>704292370
Real sacho sniping the claim :^)
>>704292318
Awww so close to the check-to-get wombo combo
>>704292350
Maybe it was just the angle, but you I thought you didn't look fat in that pic.
The cancer that /b/s cancer has
No life retards
Claim
So whats this i hear about 2 sachis? :^)
>>704292522
last image
17:47:38
bread baked
17:47:52
Not early just FAST AS FUCK
Claiming best girl
>>704292721
Not a girl
>>704292528
im doing okay
kinda tired but got a long night in front of me
yourself?
>>704292545
thats pretty sweet
got no homework or something?
>>704292593
cutie
>>704292203 (tomoko)
>says chocolate chip is tasty
>calls himself trustworthy
i wouldnt even entrust my pinkie with you
im just kidding you carry me day and night
>>704292350 (kneesocks)
i do? i dont really see it but maybe just leaving out words.
i would be very impressed if you were, you see my bed is about an inch from the ground, you would have to be very thin
oh my, are you trying to tell me you stumbled and one hand grabbed poo?
that must have been a horrible experience
>>704292871
I'm doing good. Making some tendies. Leaving for the football game soon and watching some poker. I'm being treated nicely.
Cirno claim
>>704292545
Oh no, not like that!
Its just that when there are 35 plus seperate people here, some people just get quiet.
Thatsa me
>>704292595
I wore it well enough, but you could see it in my face...
Im happy to see the changes are showing there
>>704292871
Its hard to explain, I just kinda felt it I guess
You should be impressed, I sucked in really hard
Ihave, and it was
>>704292871
hi cutie
>>704293034
Hiya Kneesocks.
Fuck old man
>>704292758
>>704293182
you want to talk about your old man fucking anon?
I NEED A MONSTER OR SOMETHING MY BODY FEELS SLEEPY
>>704293239
That doesn't look very mad
>>704293320
Tsundere~chan
Have you tried going to sleep?
>>704293121
Ak-me.
>>704293320
You could go to sleep.
>>704293239
Hi.
>>704293372
I did but ended up sleeping 4 hours
>>704293412
Noo naps are bad, besides I need to get ready for tonight
still here
and
>>704292871
i cant lift you though you are probably heavy
>>704293412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F1UhZrd6bE
>>704293230
Minami ftw
>>704293017
damn you seem to be having a good day
watching at your uncle's again?
>>704293034
i guess i should feel complimented? im not sure
damn i am really impressed then, must be a pain to watch some dude sit in fron of his pc doing absolutely nothing
oh my... i feel sorry for you
>>704293121
hungover?
>>704293320
morning
having a good day?
>>704293372
he is a full tsundre?
>>704293537
i am fucking obese
well in league i mean
>>704293030
After a night of arguing on /g/, reading something from a networking book, and stuff, I'm really feeling like I would love to suck on Cirno's pussy and have her cum all over my fucking face...
Just briefly getting that outta my system. I just really would like think of her smothering me in her lower lips.
I'm done lewding now, though.
Anyway, can someone confirm what exactly that above picture is saying, though?
GT doesn't make sense, and I'm not sure how it SHOULD be understood.
>>704293134
Heyo Scorpio!
>>704293320
Heroin, take heroin
>>704292871
I could try and learn more Japanese by making flash cards and having myself recognize the characters and their respective sounds
But nah
>>704293034
Majority of people just kinda are silent, including me unless I engage into conversation
>>704293320
Heeeey
>>704293656
Yep. Excited to do so.
>>704293537
Jeez, that's pretty rude.
>>704293544
How're you doing on this fine day? I've seen you on the threads previously but have never greeted you, apologies. Are you new here?
>>704293731
Not Scorpio.
>>704293656
Im not sure either to be honest
Its very fun
It is appreciated
>>704293752
Yeah, thats true
>>704293856
Spinarak?
>>704293656
Yes.
He is
>>704293532
Go back to sleep then
>>704293717
thats lewd
>>704293412
hi shiro~
>>704293656
No I ended up drinking barely anything. Probably gonna call it off for tonight too, it wasn't a good idea I'm not sure what I was thinking
>>704293717
for reference:
寒くても全然平気です！
馬鹿だから
Is this supposed to be like "You don't do very well in the cold! That's why you're a baka!"
(Also, has anyone else been getting a lot of German Captchas?)
>>704293656
I wish I was... had troubled thoughts all morning..
>>704293731
Yeah lemme chug some bleach while I'm at it
>>704293752
Oh hey
>>704293656
arnt you like 6 feet too?
>>704293856
honest
>>704294183
No no no. Thatll kill you
Heroin
>captcha coffee
No, heroin
>>704293967
So what are you up to?
>>704294183
Having troubles staying awake? And why do you need to anyways?
>>704293752
hah, that shit is horrible
my sister used to dot that with chinese symbols
just play some games
>>704293856
is it just you and him?
or the entire family?
>>704293967
kek i dont believe it
you must be impressed by my collection of dust
>>704293989
okay good
i was almost afraid you mixed us up
>>704293996
oh okay, it could have been fun.
maybe next time we can, sort of, drink together
any other plans for today?
>>704294183
oh damn
im sorry man, all good now?
wanna talk about it?
>>704294232
yup 6'4
you better get a strong back because we arent done playing
>>704293967
Not that either.
>>704293996
Hello. How're you doing today?
>>704293989
>thats lewd
No duh. I want her to stuff my nose in her and then snort her cum. I want to eat AND breathe her pleasure.
Among other various hentai things.
I'm just really feeling fucked up right now, you know?
>>704294444
czeched!
>>704294428
My dad, some of my uncles, uncle's children, uncle's friends. I'm most excited to see my three year old cousin though. She's very important to me.
>>704294555
GET?
STRONGET!
>>704294428
I could never mix up my 2 favorite edgey waifu people
>>704294552
eh whatever...
>>704294366
I had coffee tho
>>704294384
The fights today, need to get ready for tonight
>>704294428
Im a little better
Rather not talk about it here, it's pretty personal
>>704294544
ah thats a lot
he got a big tv or something?
thats cute, how come though?
>>704294603
aww, im flattered
>>704294691
i understand. glad you are better though
if you want someone to talk to just give me a yell and i see if i can add you on anything
any plans for today?
>>704294691
Gonna be grilling all night
>performance canceled
>staying home either way
>>704294428
its already broken
>>704294827
Lots of grilling tonight, CaneloSmith fight is tonight, hopefully pops hooks me up with some drinks for having to grill for ALOT of people
We're taking out the big guns, by that I mean our HUGE grill
>>704295021
Pretty much, hopefully pops hooks me up with some drinks cause I'll be dreading the night and having the "fuck off" look if I don't drink
>>704294428
nothing
>>704294444
just woke up, how are you quad boi?
>>704294827
It's not that big, maybe 40 inches? It's mainly because on my dad's side of the family, the college football team is a huge deal.
>how come
Eh, I'm not too sure. I've always wanted a daughter I guess, and this is as close as I'll get to having one, until later in life.
>>704293856
I'm good, and yeah, new here. Been mostly lurking for the past few days.
>>704294033
>you're a baka
>>704294384
Writing a little somethin abouttop down administration of environmental justice programs vs community based environmental justice programs
>>704294428
Im choking uber hard right now, pick up your damned clothes too
>>704294444
Is it Shiro still?
>>704294691
At least do a bump of coke or somethin
>>704295208
Okay. Enjoy your stay here.
>>704295163
I'm doing pretty good. Leaving to watch a football game soon, watching some poker currently. Life is good.
>>704295130
You'll deserve more than a drink.
>>704295367
All I see is "write about our corrupt government"
>>704295367
Indeed.
>>704295367
I ain't doing drugs, weed is far as I go
>>704295438
Gimme a whole whiskey bottle and I'll be a happy camper
Weebcons are fun sometimes
>>704295376
Glad to hear that. What colleges are playing today?
>>704295598
I have a large bottle of Taaka Vodka
>>704295711
Nebraska and Oregon. It's a big game.
>>704295083
Right, the last game was really something
Scratch that last two
>>704295130
Oh right I believe you told me this
But what do you mean by that? Can't you buy drinks yourself?
>>704295163
Oh okay
Have fun with that then
>>704295173
Yea that's not insane but it's reasonable
Oh okay, it's good you all can get along so well
You always wanted a daughter? What made you want that of all things
To me it just seems pretty scary, imagine your little girl going out when she is 16
No thanks
>>704295367
Hah! I knew you were lying
There are no clothes on my floor
It's a mess but I take good care of the little amounts of clothing I have
Alright boys I'm leaving
You all have a wonderful day/night
Maybe I'll be back when I'm wasted and no idea what is going on anymore
Later
>>704295208
I've gotten at least 3 separate translations from Google. I'm not sure which to take.
One I'm getting today is:
"Cold also is completely calm"
So, is it "Even though it's cold, you're still calm! That's because you're a baka"
I just wanna know how to take this...
posting so I can save to my computer for a background
https://youtu.be/8oqqTQUbpMI
>>704295842
I don't know really. Just always have.
Have fun man, see ya later.
>>704295842
i dont know the second one was partly your fault though.
>>704296091
Did you get your clan key made? My game crashed so I didn't get your reply.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>704296169
yeah i left it over night. i kinda went and passed out after i got into the clan
>>704296050
That's not a very good way to do that. What if the thread 404s before you get access to your desktop?
>>704295795
I'm looking more on scotch, havent had those in a while
>>704295842
I can, though he mentioned towards this day we'll grab the stuff, food and drinks. He knows how dreadful I can get from VERY long grilling sessions, I don't mind cooking for family but for a whole crowd of literal whos (in my eyes) yeah even he won't complain if I need a drink
>>704296274
Do you explore the Dojo and check out the clan tech? A lot of good weapons in there.
>>704295797
nice
>>704295842
yeah
Claimed
>>704296288
That's kinda why I'm infront of my computer at the time of posting
And if you're implying I have a mass large enough to have a gravitational pull, you're incorrect.
>>704296347
I can't drink, so I wouldn't know I would prefer
>>704296572
You underage or what?
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>704296496
Other purple game girl
>>704296691
Morning
>>704296691
Hungry redhead.
>>704293230
>>704293655
>>704293832
Is that another German waifu I see?
>>704296348
no i have just been working on the kubrow quest this morning
>>704296572
>implying i implied any implications
how implicative of you
Sure, but i just like to use mega or something similar, since it's more convenient
>>704297044
Everest has the best Kubrow Egg drops if that is where you are stuck.
>>704296572
Everything with mass has a gravitational pull
>>704295438
Huh, its about environmental activism.
>>704295471
Wonder bar!
>>704295490
Alcohol is a drug
>>704295842
Oh no, my ruse!
My room is a sty by my standards
Bybye
>>704296691
>>704297471
Still ain't doing whatever you're trying to get me to do
>>704297471
Yes. Nice room. Cleaner than I expected
Yui...
>>704297601
Coke, do it!
>>704297646
Much appreciated
>>704296684
Under age of legal drinking
They don't care in Vietnam tho
>>704297089
I just tend to overthink things
>>704297402
Strong enough for an object to freely orbit?
>>704297264
i changed my focus to getting the next planet. Mars.
Goddamn you half-Japanese girls
Do it to me every time
Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello
And I'm jello, baby
But you won't talk, won't look, won't think of me
I'm the epitome of public enemy
Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
I asked you to go to the Green Day concert
You said you never heard of them (how cool is that)
How cool is that?
So I went to your room and read your diary:
Watching Grunge leg drop New-Jack through a presstable...
And then my heart stopped:
Listening to Cio-Cio San, fall in love all over again.
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
How stupid is it? I can't talk about it
I gotta sing about it and make a record of my heart
How stupid is it? Won't you gimme a minute
Just come up to me
And say hello to my heart
How stupid is it? For all I know you want me too
And maybe you just don't know what to do
Or maybe you're scared to say: 'I'm falling for you'
I wish I could get my head out of the sand
Cos I think we'd make a good team
And you would keep my fingernails clean
But that's just a stupid dream that I won't realize
Cos I can't even look in your eyes without shaking, and I ain't faking
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon
I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
I'm a lot like you
And I'm waiting
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me
icy bump
>>704299141
Want some help?
>>704299248
im playing with a normie i know. maybe in a bit though
>>704296815
Purple game girls a cute
>>704299484
Alright, no prob. If you want to do some runs later just let me know.
>>704299598
will do
Please notice me
>>704298044
How're you doing today?
>>704300432
Okay.
>>704300617
Not bad, chilling with Green Day.
Drew a retaliating pepe on my white board
>>704300617
Thanks
>make cake
>go to take it out of the oven
>burn thumb on the cake pan
>still fucking hurts a bit even after using neosporing on it
Not that good of a start to this day
>>704300779
Sounds fun.
As for me, jazz and poker. Relaxing stuff.
>>704300893
Neosporin doesn't help with burns. You need Aloe or Ice.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>704299525
How are you?
>>704301660
It says it does on the tube
Aloe didn't do shit and the ice just made it worse honestly
>>704300970
Chill af my man
>>704301735
I'm good, heading out soon for some drinks with a couple of friends, you?
>>704300893
>>704301805
ur an absolute madman
>>704301805
Well with Ice you are numbing the pain receptors at the burn. So you need to keep it on the spot.
Also
>trusting Youtube about health
Go to your local pharmacy and ask the Pharmacist fam.
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
>>704301875
Just got back from a shower, thinking of what to play for the rest of my night.
>>704301996
>numbing
Yeah for a few seconds maybe
The neosporing worked fine man
>>704302343
Well at least it won't get infected.
>>704302343
Next time try Embesol or Orajel B
>tfw no waifu
Bumping
Don't fall asleep with your eyes open
VERY CALM EDITION
>>704303188
How do you live anon?
>>704303926
It's natural for me
>lick
>>704304753
I don't like it
>it gives me nightmares all night
>>704305042
Like they aren't wide open, they just kinda open barely
>how so?
>>704305237
I tend to hallucinate when I sleep with my eyes open. Best part is, I can still see during this time, but I can't move because technically I'm asleep.
>It's like being frozen in place and forced to watch whatever's in front of you
Tifa is mine fuck off
Sachi claimed, baka
>>704305498
>sleeping with eyes open
what's the secret to doing that? Think something similar happened to me once. Haven't been able to do that again.
>>704294033
I can't even do some captchas because my keyboard doesn't have a scharfes.
I wanna boop your poopsies
>>704301875
JuriYuri senpai!
>>704306910
Dude fuck off.
>>704305498
It doesn't happen to me. I literally just fall asleep with my eyes open, it's like normal sleep
>>704305815
Welcome back Sacchan
>>704307219
No, you
>>704308015
God I want Tatsumaki to stick her finger up my butt and just wiggle it around
would probably be amazing
>>704306904
L-Lewd
>>704308007
Kon'nichiwa
>>704307691
That's not fair, I want normal sleep too ;-;
>nibble
>>704308091
Leeeewd
>>704308472
And the Tsuyu can lick my entire dick while Tatsumaki digs for my prostate
I would cum buckets and Tsuyu would eat it all up
Hanako*
>>704308756
Calm down, sweetie
>>704308756
Wow, now Ive got to feed my fish.
Thanks
>>704309559
>feed my fish
Sure, lad
>>704308363
Unfortunately, that's harder than it
seems
>gentle nibble
Evening waifu!
Claimed.
He will make all your waifus real.
>>704310543
It's 3:48 PM
>>704310596
[x] Trump
[ ] Hillary
>>704310761
Tats... you're hired.
>>704310761
Timezones faggot
>>704310761
It's 10 PM here
>>704310596
By the Gods! I know who I'll vote for!
Norbert Hofer! Make Austria right again!
And then I'll go to freedomland and support Trump
>>704311027
But she already has a job with the Hero Association, don't poach employees Mr Trump
'sup people!
Taga claimed
>>704310596
Hail our lord and savior!
>>704311821
>>704311821
>>704311821
>>704311140
Do you happen to listen die antwoord
>>704311950
No.
>>704311821
>>704311821
>>704311821
New bread
