Faces of /b
2 rules
1. Rate looks out of 10
2. Assume something about anon from looking at picture. Must play by the rules or fuck off.
Pic related is me
>>704272298
adam lanzza/10
Goto /soc/ faggot
>>704272298
3/10
You're bringing a machine gun to school Monday.
>>704272449
7/10
Severe depression. Thinks of killing himself more often than not
>>704272473
Kek
>>704272298
5/10
Did you get that shirt in a store for 12-year olds?
>>704272449
6.5/10
Who did you just murder in cold blood?
>All in all, okay-lookin', the both of ye.
>>704272458
2/10
You squeeze your tits together and masturbate to them in the mirror.
>>704272449
6/10
You're on medication.
>>704272531
R u psychic
>>704272449
7/10
Feels awkward smiling in photos
2.5/10 prolly b& tho
Lives in parents' basement and plays COD 4 all day
>>704272943
gtfo
>>704272298
triangle
btw go fuck yourself with your rules
>>704272926
6.5/10
You think your nose ring is really cool and your girlfriend cheats on you.
Fucking rate faggots!
>>704272449
6 kys
>>704272926
6 hipster
>>704272943
4 underage band
>>704272883
Nah I just know that look as I have severe depression also
>>704273101
I'd fk u honestly
>>704273139
:thumbsup:
>>704273101
Cute white boii ;)
R8 me???
>>704273101
So cute 9/10
>>704272943
5/10
You're underage and you post lots of edgy comments on 4chan.
>>704273236
I think I'll pass. Sorry bro, but... I'm not what you think I am.
>>704273236
is building a bomb
R8 me plox
>>704273355
11/10 would bang
>>704273101
7/10
You're computer savvy and you're going to accidentally kill yourself during your first year of college masturbating with a belt around your neck.
People say I look vicious. Is that true?
>>704273355
Be my watermelon pls
>>704273474
A lil bit
>>704273474
u look gay
>>704273474
Yes
>>704273283
Pls be gay 8/10
>>704273474
No but u ugly m8
>>704273355
10/10 would spread my ass cheeks for you! But only because you got 2 sets of dubs.
>>704273114
5/10
You listen to shitty indie music and you're uncircumcised.
Pic related
>>704273654
Kill it with fire
>>704273236
1/10
Your father died in a plane crash.
bottom row first on left
-r8
>>704273654
Fuck off autist. You don't deserve a rate.
>>704273687
On September 11 2001
>>704273574
I'm gay x)
>>704272926
>8/10 - You think you look cool doing that face. Drop it, you are rather handsome, be normal.
>>704272943
>5/10 - You remind me of pic related.
>>704273101
>6/10 - You just turned 18 and are super proud of your expensive computer.
>>704273114
>7/10 + 7/10 - Jon Snow and the unknown daughter of Cersei and Jaime.
>>704273236
>6/10 - "Mfw when my brother comes home from the suicide bombing"
>>704273283
>6/10 - Cut your hair, man. You have a nice face, BUT THAT HAIR RUINS IT.
>>704273355
>5/10 - 13 year old Matrix fan. You just watched it.
>>704273474
>5/10 - White supremacist who is a closeted homosexual.
>>704273512
>9/10 couple - Nothing to comment. You look real cute.
>>704273654
>6/10 - You don't like your face so you make that face so that you can blame your self-alleged ugliness on "making a face".
>>704273701
>7/10 You wish you'd played football when you were younger and is compensating but still find it enjoyable.
>>704273355
edgy/edgy
>>704273283
7/10
You're gay whether you've accepted it yet or not.
>>704273728
Yay me too X
>>704273842
Woohooo!! X) gay friends :P
rate me fags
>>704272449
>>704273474
Vicious prostate punisher fo sho
>>704272926
Rate me /b/
>>704273773
Kekd hard nice work anon agree with all of it
>>704273474
4/10
You're aware of how ugly you are so you compensate by lifting a lot.
yo
>>704274009
Kek
>>704273474
Yeah, you look really stupid.
That's what you said, right?
>>704273954
No pls dont
>>704274037
nice lip fupa
4.5/10
>>704274037
2/10
You're going to be a great Doctor, like your father.
>>704273355
1v1 me m8
>>704272943
>>704273101
>>704273773
I used to have short hair but I looked like a lesbian, LONG HAIR 4 LYFE!
>>704273236
>>704274087
6/10
You try to look deep and mysterious but you're actually just a pussy. You also voted for Bernie Sanders.
>>704274271
That's because you blonded your tips and spiked it like a fuckin dyke
Rate /b/
>>704274271
Longhair much better X
>>704274340
It just naturally goes like that I'm not even kidding
>>704274046
Hah, thanks.
Wasn't gonna make it that long, but these fuckers kept spamming pictures so that they could fill their ego, and up their ego a bit.
>>704273947
>6.5/10 - Actually fits the beard. Grow it a bit longer, though. - You look like a blonde Anonymous Mask.
>>704274037
>?/10 - Young fucker with rich parents who don't love him - Seeks validation on /b/.
>>704274087
>5/10 - What are your pronouns?
>>704274170
>5/10 - So high you morphed into a male-female hybrid.
>>704274271
Sure, yes, you look younger, indeed, but you still look better. And it's a femanon speaking.
>inb4 tits & timestamp!
No.
>>704274367
>6/10 - Get that haircut.
>>704274367
eyy you got the same red cheeks and blue eyes thing going on like me
>>704274170
come to columbine high school i fuk ur shit up m8
>>704273947
German techno God
7/10
>>704274367
8/10
Good eyes and good looking but for some reason I hate your face and want to bash you into the cement till it's all mush and your brains are leaking out. It's not even jealousy I just hate you for some reason.
>>704274207
Made me kek a lot
>>704274466
Yeah its pretty annoying in summer but in winter it doesnt really bother me
Not gunna post my face here. Pls r8 body
>>704274630
You coward faggot
>>704274440
>8/10 couple - I do get an aerie feeling something has gone terribly wrong, though.
>>704274630
>6/10 body - Personally I am not all that attracted to this body type - Sure, you are certainly fit, but subjectively, no thanks. Post your face instead.
>>704274611
Yeah the hotter it is the more flushed it gets. I live in south florida so my face is pretty much always bright red. Im pretty sure its a mild form of rosacea.
>>704274630
I'm not going to rate without a face, but I'm going to assume you're ugly as all fuck.
>>704274567
Cheer cunt
>>70427229
2/10
you are faggot
>>704274711
Bump
>>704273283
>>704273101
You look so familiar, have you ever been in any movies or shows? I feel like I know you.
Also you're popular and into sports but you secretly love nerdy stuff.
8/10
>>704273283
You like folk metal 7/10
>>704273474
Vicious/10
>>704272298
>>704274711
>>704274737
>>704274757
This is an anonymous image board. Why would I post my face?
>>704273474
Very vicious
>>704274630
Insecure about his ugly face, 6/10
>>704274683
>5/10 - Transsexual indian-native american mix, who doesn't care about your cisgender feelings. I am sure you'd look better in another picture, though. This was a bad one.
>>704274820
>6/10 - Are you four feet tall? Nice face, though.
>>704273654
Kek
>>704272943
8/10
>>704274367
7/10
>>704274683
Iranian transsexual 3/10
>>704274567
Funny I feel the same way. I think the hates comes from the guy is the kind of guy who always get's what he wants without effort. Would definitely bash him too
>>704272298
I am also Boruto!
>>704274037
Rate
Rate fags
>>704272298
It's not you, faggot
>>704274893
>>704274757
>>704274711
>>704274737
fine. heres face.
>>704274087
>>704274942
bretty cute
8/10
>>704274923
6 feet lol
:^)
>>704275094
Smug jerk who will end his days in jail after savage beating of GF
10/psychopath
>>704275001
1/10 legit looks like you're a cancer
>>704275187
>even changed the filename
that's eliza
>>704273954
>>704274009
>>704274207
>>704274237
>>704274273
>>704274800
>>704274859
>>704274935
>>704274984
>>704275103
>>704274971
In most cases, this is true. The confidence thing, I mean.
I like 2 suck nigger dick
>>704274942
>8/10 - I feel I get jealous, and if you are a girl (always presume dick on /b/) you are an 8/10-
If dick, you've succeeded.
>>704274987
>6/10 - SHAVE - Also, pay attention to the road.
>>704275001
>2/10 - All of your motor skills are controlled by the ants living in your head.
>>704275045
>?/10 - Are you outside my window with a razor and a pint of jam?
>>704275094
>9/10 - You win - Had your body been more to my personal preference, I'd have given you a perfect score. Really handsome.
>>704275187
>7/10 - Again, always assume dick on /b/, but either way, you look okay, ecept for that smile - Makes you look like Pennywise.
>>704275233
pretty accurate tbh irl fam
>>704275094
sick forehead
>>704275250
Always happy when somone knows her.
thats ciara.
>>704274969
Well i am already offered a scholarship at university for a medical chemistry degree and i don't even study
>>704274981
Gorgeous/10, ur freckles, moar
>>704274942
7/10
>>704274942
The type of bitch who goes after money. Ends up with old rich man I you are not hospitalized in a mental institution 'cause you are batshit crazy
>>704275094
9/10
You're good looking and fit. Can't really find anything bad to say Anon. You probably have some sort of personality complex or something because nobody is perfect.
>>704275001
Needs a good exfoliator, 2/10
>>704275314
gracias m8
>>704275303
>5/10 - Where is your chin, man?
>>704275320
7/10 Pre-Bus - Vegetable/Vegetable Post-Bus.
>>704275363
<3 I'm also a skilled ninja
Rate me b
>>704275333
I bet you don't know her "real" name
>>704275419
I stay at home a lot and don't have many friends. Socially awkward and have only been laid 2x. Fugggg
>>704275314
I'm in your system lurking... Elizabeth
Rate me ?
Le rate me b
Quick snap I took this morning.
>>704275555
Get some help psycho. You might not care if you hurt anybody, but would you really to get fucked in the butt in prison?
Rate me /b/
>>704275588
7/10
You have a lot of brothers and sisters and you were raised by a single mother.
This is kinda turning in to /soc/ ??
>>704275574
Total slob. Never put's effort into anything besides short term pleasure. Also slightly schizophrenic
>>704275477
t-thanks
>>704275717
Wat? Im pretty straight edge so I doubt I'd end up in jail. Would ruin my career as a pilot if I ever dig.
Rate me fags
Well this thread went downhill fast
Hijacking Thread. ¨
My template coming.
You can still post faces if you want.
Go.
>>704275714
3/10
You're very nice and gentle and girls think of you as their best guy friend.
>>704273474
you look like a scary finn
>>704275785
the old /b/ is gone m8. Before if you posted your face here you'd get doxed in a heartbeat. Now its nothing like that. Come to /pol/ if you're looking for some real shitposting
>>704275865
Hah. I had this one already!
>>704275588
Low tech criminal, most likely crack addict
>>704275805
Wtf have you been observeing me or something
>>704275717
>blatantly hating somebody for being attractive
>>704275810
Alright handsome, you're coming across like a faggot now, enough pictures.
>>704276070
you're right. Sorry.
>>704276126
6/10
You're the guy posting the heroin threads.
>>704276091
well I live in Florida so there arent many mountains around. Guess we'll see.
>>704275978
No hate, but I know how to spot psychopaths, and he is one. He also admitted it? So the real question is... Are you retarded?
>>704276294
theres a difference between someone who is a psychopath and someone who is socially awkward. Just because some one is introverted doesn't mean they are going to go out and murder people.
>>704276099
It's not
>>704272298
I have that shirt.
Left
>>704276290
Bla bla attention seeking psycho, look at my body, look I'm a pilot, look I live in Florida. Look at me, I wanted to hide first but nooooo, look at me now, look look.
I'm gonna add narcissistic features on your profile.
And how retarded do you think we are? "I'm a pilot but I never see mountains on my rout" as if you aren't able to cover great distances fast in a plane
Pro tip: seek help
>>704276633
t-thanks
>>704276633
Wow the butthurt is spectacular in this one.
Fuck off neckbeard.
rollerino
>>704276392
Again, he admitted he has psychopathic tendencies, before he mentioned his social handicap. In reality he is trying to make us feel pity or him, that such handsome man is unable to connect with other human beings.
He is a psychopath and trying to manipulate and you feel for it
>>704276633
>>704276737
I don't care to be honest. I just think it's funny how you all feel sympathy for this psycho.
>>704274820
You look like a DbZ character.
>>704276290
Im in palm coast where u at?
>>704276788
Lol I'm pretty calm
>>704276775
Okay. You seem quite enraged over something that is non-consequential so I'm going to stop humoring you by replying. I advise you to look at your own life and stop letting the actions of others on an anonymous image board get to you.
>>704276959
ok for some fucking reason the image rotated kill me
>>704276925
Gainesville (just graduated from UF) but moving to Ft. Lauderdale for flight school in November.
>>704274367
Wash your face more bro. You fall under "fuckboy"?
>>704274942
Would pound that pussy raw, smoke?
>>704274987
You take yourself too seriously, also kinda cringy.
>>704276965
>stop replying
>replies
I'm not enraged. But I have encountered enough psychopaths to spot them
>>704276542
No offense, but you look gay. I think it's the eyes and the mouth.
>>704276633
>>704277112
You need to work on your bench and eat some more.
>>704276951
You sure as fuck dont seem calm at all, you pathetic little piece of piss. Getting worked up over some handsome mans photos, get a fucking life.
>>704275555
Nice quads
Wet hair pic
my nigs
>>704277220
4/10
You had an cringy rap video that went viral in 2015.
>>704274987
sideways/10
Will play by rules in next post.
>>704277702
Dem some bad beard genetics
>>704275574
You funny? Dope haircut
>>704275588
Seem chill, you know Cardo?
>>704275672
Gay
>>704275714
Gay
>>704276126
Find happiness you sad man
>>704276542
He's right, just look gay dude
>>704277112
Rate.
>>704277259
Only 18 dude, weight 145lbs, bench 190, dead 210, squat 270. 5.2 min/ 1 mile.
>>704277799
I don't actually want to see your tits, though.
>>704277799
At least change the file name....
>>704277626
Surfer twink.
>>704277650
Very doable!
>>704277702
Honestly, change your haircut. You'd look a lot less like a pineapple.
>>704277650
7/10
You fuck a redneck with a big truck and tell everyone you're a country girl.
>>704277112
That's a fucking fivehead
>>704277626
5/10
You moonlight as a trap and have an EXTREMELY feminine penis.
>>704272926
Actually this >>704273773
Also nice eyes
>>704272943
If you're not actually underage, you look it.
>>704273101
6/10
I'd try to talk to you.
>>704273114
Ehhh
>>704277885
Good thing its not a tits thread.
>>704277903
Why? Its easier to send the webcam pic through FB chat to myself and DL on my phone.
>>704277322
>be you
>post in r8 bread
>expect not to be fooled
>rages over other anons comments
>be trolled
>>704277824
Haha i was blessed in other ways just no big beard, unless i let it grow for a year haha
>>704278065
Haha, everytime, yea the widows peak and heart shaped face does that. I get hella pussy so it works lol
>tfw expected everyone on this board to look like Sperglord Virgins
>tfw half of /b/ looks above average/good
>>704277702
Your brother?
>>704277112
6/10
You're cocky and arrogant, you live in a safe white neighborhood, and you will eventually get destroyed in your first real fist fight.
>>704276959
homo
>>704278302
Yes I am part pineapple. I come from a long line of great pineapple men
>>704277650
9/10
Kinky domino, I would let you peg me any day. First I would eat you out, make you squirt and fist you.
Here's my email address pleasebuttfuckme @ sigaint.org
>>704278318
Would pound that pussy
>albania best country
>UC is love UC is life
>>704278465
School shooter/10
i know that i'm beta
>>704278314
Super cocky. And no I'm in the army, just finished boot camp and going to R.I.P next month so I think I can handle myself. Also took boxing in highschool.
>>704278180
>>704272926
8/10 would bang again.
"Previously on INK MASTERS"
>>704272298
>>704278542
Anything's a dildo if you're brace enough…
>>704278716
would bang/10
me and my sis r8
>>704278731
Brave* fuck
>>704278772
oh shit didn't rotate mb
>>704278561
wasnt gonna bother replying but...
my God, now i kind of feel sorry for the guy...
im sorry for being mean to you, Anon. ask Jesus for help in setting yourself some positive goals.
thinking of u X
>>704278561
What you little fat underaged kiddo?
Uwu
>>704277112
Receding hairline, big head, feminine features, faggy haircut, small body/10
Honestly, if you trimmed your eyebrows you would almost look like a bitch I used to fuck.
>>704278835
even if it is fake, we can all learn something from the sentiment.
God Speed, Anon.
Find
Yourself
Fuck it thread's almost dead anyhow
Bad pic but you're nor missing much else. Little drunk so I apologize
>>704278832
Apologies accepted.
Shall we fuck now so we can make up
*tips fedora and sends a blow kiss*
>>704272298
3/10
you have some sort of condition like autism that everyone pretends is only psychological but really affects how you look too
>>704279072
Shiiieet sorry guys
>>704278844
7/10 super intelligent, will become the next Bill Gates
>>704273283
oh shit nigger i know you..
>>704279004
I'm a psychopath to, or a least my x thinks so.
>>704276895
Is that a good thing
>>704277112
annoying mouth, probably a personality to match, 3/10
>>704274828
Because it's a fucking face rate thread??
>>704279081
*sighz* OK Anon but only bcoz you're such a romantic! *kissez*
>>704279412
I knew you were a grill, so sweet analytic and empathic. Would bang *kisses*
shit quality, had to use my tablet's camera because i dropped my phone on the rail tracks- now i have a broken phone and the train company is suing me and my gf for over 5000€ for stalling the trains
>>704278571
We've banged?
What about me ?
>Long hair !
>>704279892
10/10
Because you look a little like me.
>>704278716
oh sophia..
>>704280167
5/10
You constantly try to get your friends to listen to shitty, obscure metal bands you like
bleh
>>704277112
punchable face
>>704280342
you look russian.
bangable for sure
>>704279802
>b-b-but im a guy, anon
>now suck my wang
>>704280342
7.5/10
Dominating personality, but is submissive in bed
>>704280342
boobs and timestap please then ur a 9/11
>>704280491
>>704280498
>>704280501
i'm a guy
>>704280494
I don't care if you are a boy girl, I'm in for anything
>>704280342
Faggot
>>704280546
doesnt matter
>>704280546
Would still bang, still 7.5
>>704280150
*bung
>>704279892
Vape fag/10, I despise you
>>704275001
Fix your fucking face. Seriously. People like you piss me off.
>>704280167
Magic, the gathering/10 kill yourself
>>704280526
4/10
You bum cigarettes and drugs off everyone and your main transportation is a skateboard.
>>704280566
Then shutup and kiss me
*kissez*
>>704280583
duh
>>704280638
wanna go to pound town? i'm a power bottom
>>704280658
What's your first name?
>>704280761
sure
>>704280672
wrong. marlboro red would be my choice but i guess im just pussy whipped for buying luckies so me and my gf both can smoke
>>704279072
Unemployed pothead/10. If you have a job, it's at a restaurant and it's not as a chef...
>>704280761
just realized posting a pic of me in a skirt was a stupid idea
fuck i am gay as fuck
>>704272298
>>704280950
does it matter?
>>704280809
wats urs
>>704280283
Close enough.
>>704280736
Meh... I would if i were playing this, but I don't.
>>704280988
internalized bigotry yeah it matters, sometimes I get a long with my life and most the time I hate myself for who I am.
>>704281002
Haha nice try
>>704272298
What's with the blank, spooky, slightly smiling faces male 4channers always seem to have. It's NOT sexy/good-looking. It looks like you're a fucking serial killer. Image related.
Hello pls no bully :^)
>>704278465
Fuck I recognize those eyebrows! Off the Facebook comment!
>suddenly, We Found Love In a Hopeless Places comes on by Rihanna
Anon, lets leave this town. Right now. Well go to the city.
*mirrorballz*
>>704281124
Josh?
>>704273474
Man, layoff the botox
>>704281068
you should be happy about the way you are, some people judge you, some people admire you. Just make sure you're living your life like you want to live it
>>704281124
"Côte d'Azur" French ?
Forced smile/10
>>704278716
On you parents' cell phone plan/10, run the vacuum you pig and then blow me.
>>704281124
7/10
Your personality bumps you up to a 9 though
>>704281086
Huh
>>704281100
Not enough deodorant and too much cologne/10
>>704281124
Finally, someone who smiles. 8/10
>>704281282
rip chair
>>704280707
Seriously stop taking the bait. People like you piss me off.
>>704281282
Diabetes/10
>>704281205
Nope
Good guess
>>704274271
>long
>>704274942
Tits.
>>704281282
3/10
Your poor mother spends hours scrubbing skid marks out of your undies due to your poor wiping habits.
>>704281298
Well I'm confused as shit. An anon said that they've had sex with me before. So I asked what there name was? Never mind I'm off to bed im just tired as shit and my brain isn't working.
>>704281329
Kekd
>>704281329
Well duh, that's not me.
You bowling pin funny shape lookin motherfucker.
>>704281124
8/10
You're a cool guy, but sometimes you try too hard to get people to like you. You also have a reputation for getting drunk and making an ass out of yourself
>>704280188
u have a picture up?
sideways...
>>704281802
r8 me faggots
Rate me bitches
>>704281802
Would fuck you in doggy if I was in prison for life
atleast a 5/10 right?
>>704281916
Ty xD
R8
>>704282310
6/10
>you have a secret tile obsession
>>704281774
I didn't post one, no, but here's an old one from a similar angle. Usually my beard is trimmed like yours.
>>704281890
Shartinmart/10
>>704278935
Good for you dude, glad your bitch has a bomb ass jaw line lol
Am i ready to shoot next monday guys?
Also rate me.
