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REKT
>>704272252
Story
>>704273109
Wtf man
A good ol tick dick
>>704270803
>>704272252
>>704272348
>>704272563
>>704272623
>>704273109
>>704273452
Yea being a shit troll is so funny, so funny i forgot to laugh.
If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!
>>704274405
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>704274490
I don't even know where the fuck to begin...
Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP, Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>704274636
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking copypasta. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you . You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>704274906
>No more text to reply.
I..... LOSE..?
>>704270803
>>704276311
kek i actually cried
>>704276311
>>704270803
>>704277251
Well shit, it actually did happen.
>>704277338
Kek
>>704270803
>>704277418
;)
>>704270803
>>704272252
>>704272724
A guy was working on a machine when he got sucked into it
>>704277599
>>704273452
How does this even happen?
Were u trying to chop down a tree with your dick?!?!?!
>>704274354
ggwp
>>704274354
god dammit!
>>704270803
>>704270803
.
>>704273452
I always get them on my nutsack for some reason. That looks shitty though
>>704277994
>>704273452
Jesus, where's your orifice gone?
>>704273109
Whoa
>>704277994
is dead?
>>704278432
>>704278284
Ohh... I came.
>>704274354
boi
>>704274354
Damn.
>>704277251
PRAISE KEK! GLORY BE TO PEPE! THANKYOUANON HOLY FUCKSTICKS FREE AT LAST FREE AT LAST.
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>>704278424
I thinks so, That was a long time, shit gets hot too
>>704278647
>>704277966
MODS MODS MODS
>>704278149
Uflame Bolt
>>704278149
i like how they casually burn him again.
>>704278284
i fucking hate niggers
>>704278202
This is not how you play pokemon
>>704278149
Fucking niggers man
>>704274354
damn
>>704279024
Why doesn't he bleed horribly?
>>704279158
ikr maybe the arteries were smudged shut
>>704272252
Ouch.
>>704274354
I like my family.
>>704272563
>poached for his ivory
LOST
>>704279371
dont you just wanna kill them all
>>704273452
Eeeeeeyuck.
>>704279024
Poor Panjeet
>>704277599
Wtf. Are those sparklers?
>>704279482
is there a liveleak link for this kind sir?
>>704272252
Always use guarding
Never touch anything that is moving
>>704277599
I was a pyro when I was a kid, and can tell you that little burning bits of falling plastic hurt like hell. They stick to your skin like napalm.
>>704279506
here's the recovery
>>704274354
jksdhdfjkashdf-
>>704279567
melting plastic
>>704279506
What am I seeing here?
>>704274354
fuckin pranksta
>>704279567
special candle for birthday!
>>704279654
Woa
>>704279482
holy shit story??
>>704279482
>That bit when they start to lose.
It's poignant.
>>704279685
An adadicktome.
Sex change.
>>704278955
>>704279654
That guy plays with his cock too much
>>704279685
skin transplant on dick
>>704279479
Fixed it for you, anon
>>704274354
Pls
>>704279371
reinhardt is that you?
>>704279206
Did he just take a bullet to the face?
>>704274354
oh you bastard
>>704277843
I've always hated this video,
what a fucking way to go.
>>704274405
>>704274490
>>704274636
>>704274906
I came here for a rekt thread, not to read your bullshit. So, fuck off.
>>704279479
Whish they killed her and not my nigger Harambe
>>704274354
>>704279158
Looks like explosion was MOI. Possible land mine. Wounds would be cauterized.
>>704279930
>>704279866
>>704279887
>>704274354
>>704279921
did it died.
>>704279371
Pliz retitle it GOD VS NIGGER
>>704280054
it's just the usual copypasta
ignore it like the rest of us
>>704279716
This reminds me of something I heard in UFC. It's that holding a grapple for too long will make you lose your strength. The first half of this is the black guy putting everything he has into a chokehold that isn't actually choking the other guy.
>>704274354
fuck you dude
>>704278048
I've seen some bad rekt shit, but this is too much
>>704279640
>>704279745
dunno. just random webms i saved
>>704280185
>>704280309
is this a twix commercial?
>>704277994
Niggas tryna turn their baby white
>>704280165
haymakers, these people need training
actually, they need to kill themselves because they add nothing to humanity
actually, they will probably only add their shitty children
which is actually not adding anything, but subtracting resources from the world.
fuck all this trash
>>704278692
Hahaha
>>704280377
kek
>>704280366
kek nigger actually ate his own fingers
he was that fucked up that he even begged for more
>>704280165
They should really do these fights on grass if they're going to be gentlemanly about it.
>>704280448
that's so fucking degenerate but kinda hot
>>704280381
they need the special training
>>704280630
>>704279886
No.
>>704280309
Wtf is this
>>704280309
Sorry?
Is his hand off
>>704274354
Well wtf
>>704280165
An actual good fight.
>>704280309
Story?
Are they feeding him his own fingers
>>704281107
American healthcare webm
> of europe
>>704280999
>autism
i posted the story fucking twice
>>704280999
he eats his fingers
>>704279206
At first I thought it was a sharpnel wound since he walked away from it, but after closer inspection, did he take a rifle round through his upper nose and out through his eye socket? I can't imagine someone even being conscious after that, let alone walked to an car.
>>704277762
Wrapped** into it
>>704281303
I don't see any story
Where is this?
>>704278432
Ground beef
>>704281580
piss off new fag
>>704281580
Ground beef auto
>>704279206
Whatever that was it folded up his cranium above his left eye socket like it was a wet paper towel. Surprised he's not dead. I wouldn't be surprised if he did die shortly after.
>>704281536
Ludicrous gibs
>>704279664
Huh. Well, uh.... Good for him.
>>704281535
as a motorcycle rider i will say its his own fault for getting into that situation
>>704281652
i just imagine the truck driver in his cabin full speed and listening highway to hell and keep going strait
>>704281343
I have questions
>>704281641
kek'd
>>704281356
>>704279886
Its shrapnel from an explotion
>>704277338
Rape her haha
>>704274354
flurp
>>704281641
>>704281652
>>704281845
Honestly, what do these fucks expect? You're interrupting and inconveniencing people, one of them is bound to be at his wit's end.
>>704278284
fucking sub human
>>704280894
The singular of twix is stick.
>>704272623
i have seen this LIVE on TV during the race.
Welcome to RTL :)
>>704282059
why the fuck are they biking on a freeway?
>>704278911
monkey see monkey do
>>704281841
air gun
>>704282358
GODDAMN
>>704282068
whats she on about?
>>704280448
This made me heave
>>704274354
Cool cool
>>704282358
why is the file name not Rwanda Rousey?
>>704280719
Kek
>>704281703
What game is this?
>>704282576
urgay.exe
>>704282488
>she
>>704282529
reeee
>>704282532
kek
>>704280719
Why was she shocked? Didn't she know she's a nigger?
>>704282727
kek'd
>>704282727
>>704278284
the difference betwwen the nigger and the white is that if the nigger had won he woudn(t have stopped. Why ? cause nigger are in the vast majority savage
>>704282625
sorry...pansexual cunt
>>704282934
>>704282805
Imagine how lucky you'd feel if you were one of the 2 guys on stage who didn't get crushed.
>>704279745
philippine rebel group attacks military base using guerrilla tactics.
>>704283121
I don't know if the ones who got crushed died or not?
>>704272623
Any one die? Injured?
>>704282873
Cool.
Hitler spirit will always be in those car
>>704283167
Who cares, they all got concussions at least.
>>704274354
>>704276311
kek'd both me and mom
>>704274354
god damnit
>>704277769
Took his punishment like a man
>>704270803
Kekt
>>704283314
>>704277843
fuck.. nobody deserves that
>>704283151
Well, no wonder they destroyed so easily. I can't imagine a worse possible tactic for a rebel insurgency to use. Sending a group of ragtag soldiers conveniently all in one truck. More like suicide.
Guerilla tactics would be sniper fire and harassment. Fires in the night, flanking from multiple positions and ambushes, not a full frontal attack on defensive position of a larger more powerful force.
>>704279479
>>704274354
shit
>>704283491
Such pige; much wow
wtf
>>704279482
Whoever their commander was needs to be executed. This was a pointless suicide mission. No insurgency can even exist if the soldiers are thrown away like this.
I honestly, can't imagine what they hoped to accomplish by parking one truck in front of an enemy defensive position with all the men in one single spot.
>>704279024
pakis love stroking their meat
>>704280448
http://hentaidream.me/jav/miad-898-hamasaki-mao/?mirror=2
>>704278432
Nice.
>>704281140
No.
>>704282873
story ?
>>704274354
fuck you
>>704274354
gay ass nigga
>>704282576
A modded version of doom I think
>>704282532
upvote
>>704279664
is it fully functionally ?
>>704279409
ylyl
>>704280630
dont know if super experts of marterial arts, or fuckin stupid
>>704283593
Smoking on trains is normally forbidden, but that guy can do it because he's the conductor.
>>704283121
I'd envy the dead.
>>704281119
wtf what ?
>>704282070
I like you and would like to subscribe to your newsletter or periodical.
>>704282348
holy shit the wing worked!! they can fly now!
>>704282068
Always gutted not to see more, and even the first stomp is blocked by the pole
>>704279664
Hairs on the end. Lmao
>>704279716
GOTTA BE BRAZIL.
>>704279752
ANYONE ELSE SEE THE URINAL FOR MIDGETS?
>>704283798
they are rebels
>>704284972
RUSSIA VS UKRAINE
>>704285353
>>704283826
they allegedly killed the dude that produced these videos today
>>704277338
i dieded....oh wait, not a ylyl thread.
>>704286004
Fuck off, anon.
>>704278432
dude...that one dude is just walking by like its another day in the life. What shithole country is this?!
>>704280817
one might say that kitteh got
>DE-CAT-PITATED
>>704282873
>blood diamond alternative ending
>>704286004
Many doge's, such wow!!
>>704280630
Martial autists.
>>704281845
driver could have just... coasted forward slowly. they would have moved then
>>704286590
kekked hard as fuck.
>>704286429
Lamentable, indeed a CATastrophic injury.
>>704284733
Cool gif
>>704284235
those bombs are retareded
>>704282727
she was shocked to find an artist of such high quality on some random app. clearly.
Any rape webm
>>704284235
>>704282488
it was a mtf tranny yellin about how everyone else was wrong, curbstomp ensues
>>704279482
are they paintballing or something?
>>704280630
sauce. please.
>>704281804
like, for getting onto a motorcycle?
>>704287054
best case scenario?
>>704274354
nigger
>>704278692
This made me laugh :)
>>704274354
Fuck
>>704285786
vuia
>>704283392
>Call the Sultan, l don't give a fuck
>>704280177
i'd love to get to do a drive by shooting like this, you know? why not? if everyone's doing it....
you'll be super popular too
>>704287861
kek
>>704279821
you win
>>704283705
What a fucking badass
>>704280401
make more posts with this flag since it triggers people
>>704278202
black lives matter
>>704281536
"i mean paint it with the laser"
>>704288091
Yes, and please more bare chested men, they're so hot... l mean, it would trigger them more.
>>704274354
heh
>>704281536
now you see them, now you don't
>>704280080
He got run over by a train you goofball
>>704288487
kek'd
>>704274354
Boyo
>>704274354
olar
>>704285127
don't have children
>>704288888
CHECKED EM
>>704280080
wtf??
>>704288888
E-e-e-e-e-e-e
>>704288888
>>704289111
macarena
>>704288903
don't get trolled
>>704288888
instinctively 88888
>>704282529
>>704286004
TopKEKless
>>704277251
Thank you blessed anon
