Uhm I think I just got locked in my apt buildings sub basement or something. I'm getting bad vibes.
>>704255480
good job retard.
>>704255480
Fuck that.
Something is gona run at you.
Seriously wtf goes on down here
Uh just take the power out. Someone will show up right quick
>>704255571
That's what I'm afraid of. There's water everywhere. I'm afraid to turn on lights. I've seen Saw, I'm a puppet on a trike away from someone sewing keys in my Eyeballs
>>704255738
How do I do that? There's a shit load of switches and shit
>>704255886
Take more pictures, I'm gonna need tons of them, of equipment, the layout, various doors, etc.
>>704255886
Look around OP let's see where this goes
And how exactly did you manage to fuck yourself into this position, OP?
>>704256108
>>704256127
Found the toilet, so not a total bust
>>704256308
I followed my stairwell down instead of us to my room. "authorized personnel only sign" on a door that wasn't fully closed. Thought fuck that, must be kitchen supply room or something. Hoping to swipe some free shit. Door is jammed or wedged shut, can't reopen
>>704256338
>inb4 the keys in the toilet
>>704256629
Oh shit, I'm gonna check
>>704256338
Looks like a okay place you have there bud.
How is the sound isolation?
>>704256613
Fucking kek. Didn't think to prop the door open to a restricted access room that is probably self-locking? I can't say you don't deserve it but you're doing us a service by posting about it. So good on ya OP
>>704256613
Why is there so much new equipment when everything else looks like ts gonna fall apart any second
>>704256613
Easy put the gas tanks against the door make them explode by going all mcguiver on them and you are free.
>>704255480
It puts the lotion on its skin
>>704256629
No luck
Flip switches until something hapes
call 911 or something, or even you r next goor neighbour
>>704256127
Your stapler is triggering me, by spreading the values of the patriarchy.
>>704257113
What other stuff is in that bathroom?
>>704257167
This
Call someone before you drain your phone battery
>>704256855
It's fucking loud. All this crazy machinery is going
>>704257113
Flip switches and see what happens then
>>704256882
Thanks but I've got one bar on my phone down here, takes forever to upload/reply
>>704257361
Electrical intake room?
>>704257259
Yeah that .gif is literally rape.
>>704257394
Do it OP
>>704257292
This grubby tub
You got a phone right? Call someone ya dipshit
>>704257361
yeah but could you hear them from outside?
If not you're probably fucked unless you fuck up one of the machines and someone notices
rip OP
Ok, something was moving I heard a loud clank and then a shadow dipped around the corner
take a shiet on the toilet op so i know its real
>>704257689
run op
>>704257689
Well, you're fucked.
>>704257689
U manifested a dark thoughtform congratulations. Now manifest them away.
>>704257591
I've left 3 msgs on the landlords machine. It's 4am.no body's answering shit. I might be stuck in the bathroom til Monday
>>704257689
Keep us updated until you die
Fuck OP u r now one tasty parasyte meal
>>704257801
The police maybe?
>>704257785
Don't say shit like that man
>>704257898
Sorry :/
>>704257895
if he does that he'd get in some serious trouble with the landlord
>>704257956
Shit, you're right.
break a pipe and post pic fagget
Masturbate while shitting in the toilet to establish dominance
>>704257895
Fuck that, I'd get expelled or evicted or both.
Don't forget eye contact
>>704258025
Why? Dude I'm not trying to get evicted
>>704257689
have you heard any noise since the shadow's movement? (anything aside the machines?)
Masturbate in a corner like that witch from L4D
I'm going to explore some more br
>>704258028
>>704258052
So why didn't you put something in the door before entering just to make sure that shit didn't happen?
>>704258126
you are in services room, just turn off the heating to the building, the other residents will call a heating engineer and he will come to fix the boilers.
>>704258228
Look for whatever dropped shit and caused that shadow
>>704258329
this OP
>>704258329
You mean The Evil Lord? Why would OP search for Him? He better run!
OP is kill?
>>704258774
hope so
>>704255480
Op drink some of that juicy toilet water.
i don't believe that you can't open the door from the inside. what about a emergency exit or someting? a window maybe
>>704257591
Maybe he doesn't. Maybe he took his entire desktop cpu to the basement so he could fap to lli without anyone finding it out. This is /b/ after all.
>>704258812
What about fire alarm? There's an extinguisher, and it's full of machines. There's got to be one.
What city do you live in op? I may be able to help.
>>704258812
OP said sub basement. My guess is there is no window well. As for an emergency exit, only people with keys should be in there. My guess is he is stuck in there until morn
>>704258774
Spooky ghosts killed him
>>704258921
> tfw having to choose between being locked in the basement for god knows how long, or giving your location to a /b/rother
I think I found a poop in the water on the floor
>>704259098
Eat it you'll never know when your next meal is gonna happen
>>704259098
Touch it
>>704259098
If it's still there, it's fresh. It would have dissolved if it was old.
>>704259158
in that case, save it so you can spread your rations
>>704259098
Put penis into it.
I also found a window, tried using my flashlight to get attention. Looks like someone is awake on 3rd floor
>>704259098
Looks more life a foetus in the picture. Someone's probably been doing satanic rituals in there. Would explain the shadow.
>>704259098
hurrah op isn't kill
>>704259192
Jesus. OK there is something down here with me.
>>704259098
BEAR GRYLLS, hotter it to 212 ferenheigh and you don't let that try and seduce u a BJ MOAR
>>704259270
Step 1: Break pipes
Step 2: fuck pipes
Step 3: Profit
you'll definitely need to take a shit on the main bench to let the next guy know not to fuck with your apartments.
>>704259329
can you grab anything to use as a weapon? also yes if animal kill and fuck
>>704259329
its about this time in the movie that something jumps out at the main character and starts running for his life
Another door, but it leads to utility closet or something
>>704259329
How big is the turd?
>>704259460
picture of util closet?
>>704259460
OPEN IT
>>704259192
Nah, it might get really really dry before it was on the water, then it wouldn't dissolve.
WHAT IF OP IS OFFERED BY THE LANDLORD AS THE FOOD FOR THE MONTH FOR HER MONSTER SON LIVING DOWN THERE
>>704259460
>>704259460
Open them
>>704256613
sorry but HOW THE FUCK are you keeping it together op? I splooged my pants non-sexually the last I heard an update :(
>>704259098
one of the machines is keeping the groundwater and sewer water from filling up the room, do not turn off the electric or you will drown in a putrid soup of such filth that they will have to bury your coffin under 50 feet of concrete.
>>704257431
ehm - call someone?
if you have data you have voice - or email
>>704259460
but here's the thing, you still need to stick your dick in to something alive, or something that was once alive, pro tip, if you can manage to get in their ass, rats make for great fleshlights, bonus watching the tip of your dick come out of it's mouth
>>704259572
open closet?
>>704259538
It would eventually rehydrate and dissolve. If it was old and dry, it would eventually crumble to dust as insects worked on it.
>>704259638
Do you have an immunity to rabies?
Guys wtf
>>704259684
Water testing and purification supplies.
>>704259684
What does note say?
>>704259684
Break it.
Congrats OP u r now the new labrat for the mad nazi scientist living down there
>>704259756
op is a faggot
>>704257259
maybe we should organize a gangrape for you then you could find out what the patriarchy really is. If I were you, I'd get some dildos off amazon and start practicing rough dp. It might help reduce the tearing
>>704259684
penis into sulfuric acid.
>profit
OP, did you drink your pee yet?
Here is a song you could listen to, to make it less scary: https://youtu.be/mxzgwJ8tSE0
>>704259680
no, that's whyyou make sure you pee on it first, ammonia cleans all of that off.
sources: I'm the survival instructor that advises bear grills and kanye west
>>704256338
Shit on the floor anyways
>>704259660
It might get so tough after drying that it'd take a really long time to rehydrate. It wouldn't crumble because moisture in the air would keep it just wet enough so it wouldn't, but it'd still toughen up a lot.
>>704259849
>kanye West
shouldnt you be up in his room making sure he remembers how to breathe?
>>704259684
looks like an academic building. you can call security, just say you fell asleep, woke up and place was locked up - you walked in this room looking for way out, and got locked in.
>>704259684
cum in it.
You could, like, twitter the police or something?
Send them a snapchat and ask for help.
>>704259809
Couldn't you just use another brand of staplers?
>>704257615
If you cant hear them outside it is a perfect place to hold a young lady and entertain her.
BEing stuck there is easy just turn shit off till osme one shows up to turn it back on again.
>>704259885
Unless it's a sterile environment (pro tip, it's not, look at the pics) insects would reduce it to nothing in less than a month. What little would be left would be desiccated from age, and heat.
That my friend, was fresh.
shits gonna get weird down there
>>704256090
AKA:TEACH ME TO MASTAR TWEAKAR
op hasn't posted in a while, I think he's dead
>>704260141
good
>>704260141
no, he's fine. I can see him from here.
OP? you okay bud?
>>704260117
I hope you don't mind if I wild out
OP has entered the silent hill dinension.
>>704260141
i hope so
>>704258028
This seems the only viable thing for you to do OP
>>704259844
This would be better
https://youtu.be/z8VIhIIq-kk
There's something behind those machines one shut off and I heard shuffling movement. Need a weapon
op was found by slave monkey
>>704259932
Kanye is shit, and I agree with you on that, but that joke was trash man.
>>704260284
how about you don't fuck with the janitor. he probably thinks you are some crackhead hiding in there.
>>704257689
good guy sail, remembering you can always share your traumuatic experiences to level up in my confess... but only for another 6 hours BOOMBOOM shots fired
how scary would it be if op didn't reply all of the sudden
>>704260284
hit it with your penis
>>704260284
You're surrounded by equipment, just grab a wrench and hit it.
>>704260284
op is dead
>>704260362
>electrical equipment
>grab wrench and hit stuff
seems like a legit plan
>>704260348
that is 100% going to happen. not even joking. he will either get out, or get got. either way, he won't be texting for a while and the thread will die.
>>704260284
RIP YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
>>704260403
Works in TF2
Back in bathroom trying to gather my balls for a warcry
>>704260015
Police's out, Op doesn't want to do it. He should search for some restaurant or something in his area that has a popular twitter, and ask them for help. It's not certain someone would come, but better than just running about scared.
>>704260284
Go grab the acid
>>704260403
I have a wrench
I used to break into school buildings at night. there were steam tunnels under most of the buildings. It was pretty cool.
>>704260482
how about "hey anyone there? I got locked down here". Seriously, do you want to get shanked by some scared janitor?
>>704260482
Post a pic of your balls to see if they're worthy.
>>704260506
op what is your GPS location, maybe someone here can come help you. I will if you are in phx/mesa
>>704260534
I was yelling when I signaled with my flashlight earlier
op is a pussy
>>704258028
Hahah fuck I died
Underrated post
>>704260482
you're in bathroom. what all is on the shelf?
>>704260621
yelling at what?
>>704260704
at the window on the 3rd floor for help.
>>704260482
watch OP accidentally kill an old janitor or some nice person trying to help them. if thats the case, finish the job and fuck the body, chop it up and hide most of it in vents, keep the head for future use
>>704260284
Op how dare you leave us for so long. We were getting worried
>>704260744
>>704260744
wait you can get to the 3rd floor? just walk out one of the fucking emergency doors.
>>704260744
Post at some popular website from your area, someone will show up.
Op here, everything is fine. It was a bat.
Also found utility knife. Gonna dual wield wtf ever is following me around. Poked my camera outside door. Fucking shadow man or whatever right outside
>>704260785
probably was running.
>>704260103
>arguing about the consistency of shit and how it may or may not degrade in certain environments
Why do I come here
>>704260817
>hey. uhm - can someone come to the basement of Kelsey:? I'm locked in here and scared.
sounds like rape bait
>>704260834
Why would you stick your hand out if you're already scared of whatever is out there, good way to get it chopped off.
>>704260813
You dumb fuck, can you not fucking read?
>>704260834
it followed you to the door? or what? that picture isn't that great.
>>704260813
I can't get to the third floor. There's only one stairwell that leads here. I can see the 3rd floor from a window. It's on the other side of building
>>704260834
Is that the shit from before?
>>704260897
I think you answered your own question
>>704260921
I'm too busy jerking it to shadow man
>>704260834
Keep checking in or im gonna cry
>>704260927
How long till you think they will find your corpse btw. Like on monday morning?
>>704260909
Yeah, and why a lot of people get raped? Because they don't consider that. If he posts, someone's probably going to show up.
>>704260897
Doesn't recognize brilliant minds when sees them.
>>704259814
Roll
Stick your dick out the door, get that sucky sucky.
>>704260919
>>704260927
I didn't stick my hand out, just three inches of my phone. After flash went off I heard movement. I need to find the lights. Too scared to go back out
put an ad on craigslist asking for help OP
>>704260897
Because it was a well reasoned and civil disagreement that you benefited from with wisdom.
Now you too can go forth and be a poop whisperer.
put an ad in craigslist: hot college student wants older man to suck his cock on the regular. meet in basement of Kelsey in next hours.
>>704260832
Nice try m8, the real OP is still on his epic escape though.
Hope you don't die dude.
>>704261020
additionally the sound insulation statement from earlier. nobody will hear him
>>704260360
Roll
>>704261111
checkd and rekt
>>704261095
lock self in bathroom. bar door. go to sleep.
>>704260834
Rely on your CQC basics, and you should be alright. Just let your training guide your body.
>>704261126
kek
>>704261111
Check'd
>>704261111
Quads of poop wisdom
>>704261095
there are some rods in that bucket over there? use those maybe?
>>704261111
YOU ARE THE POOP WHISPERER, TEACH ME QUADS MASTER
>>704261202
that equalizer curve makes me rage everytime
>>704261243
It's amazing how easy it is for a thread to get sidetracked.
>>704261183
Crab battle
>>704261095
theres nothing there op, venture out with your shanker and report
>>704261357
Quads take precedence over OP's well-being every time.
op can you stream this on periscope or something. I wanna hear you scream.
>>704260341
We all know what's going to happen to OP
>>704261425
>>704261425
nice work.
Op plz dont die. I love you
>>704261443
This
>>704261425
not in that room no, just outside is the assumed locale of the shadow-thing
>>704256613
Whatever you do OP, don't open these tanks up. Full of refrigerant, you'll asphyxiate. On a serious note, a Mech room this size will have an outside air intake (make up air ) for the boilers. Find some tools, take a supply vent off. Crawl out. Shut power down down if fan operated. Or take door you can through off hinges from inside. Good luck
Op plz don't die, I need you for entertainment.
Op knock on the door and see if shadow monster answers
>>704261443
>>704261443
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg7lIkZdTPk
Ok, I'm not seeing anything. Maybe was rather or racoon?
>>704261425
Kek
>be me
>be high as fuck on some heavy sativa
>stand in bath room get water idk
>Here something moving
>freeze
>do nothing for a while
>think what evers start moving again
>hear the sound again
>this went on 3 times for probably 5 minutes
>then i realized it was the shower curtain moving every time i moved
>>704261391
OP needs to find a cardboard box and hide until sunrise, also a gun may help for a vast number of possibilities to choose from such as: get rekt, kill yourself, Challenge shadow man to a duel to the death, convincing it to go hand to hand, and pulling the gun out the moment shadow man posts up
>>704261425
>>704261546
Yeah that was him sticking his phone out three inches for a pic, so one would assume that IS what's right outside.
OP go out swinging the knife and your balls, show us your war face lad
>>704261673
Rat or opossum is more likely.
OP here.
The shadow got to me and I'm one of them now.
Call me Shadowanon.
>>704261673
Stream this on periscope so we can all stay updated
he's right tthere in the cornerr
>>704261673
If a racoon can get in,you can get out
>>704261756
Op, you're spooking me.
op did some cleaning up of that earlier image.
>>704261713
This the moment youve been training for
>>704261800
It's ok dubs-buddy, nothing in this one
>>704261756
Op dont die :(
>>704261756
if you die, just know that you died for absolutely nothing and I'm currently jacking off to the thought of that webcam girl littlehuman, jesus I would fucking smash that
>>704261756
Wat? I can't see shit.
>>704261673
Good job OP, you found the chilled water supply.
If you turn that off, the bastards living on the surface will have to drink warm water.
That will teach them to make fun of underground people
>>704261733
That looks like anon was absorbed by a gay dance troop!
yeah this one looks fine.
>>704261837
>>704261929
can confirm
>>704261999
trips of truf
>>704262023
I dont know lower right corner has something
itsr ight ffucking therr
>>704262107
Fuckkk that's a face
>>704262107
RIP
>>704262107
Shank it.
>>704262107
Fuck the shadow man to assert your dominance
>>704262107
def is a face
you could try
a flipping off everyones power possibly dying from shock
b try kicking a door open or try removing a knob and prying open the door
c breaking a window and jumping through someones apartment
d streaming it live and giving us updates till you leave
>>704262107
what the fuck is this shit stream this shit now op
We need this thread capped and images saved.
>>704262107
Neckbeard?
Someone should cap this to make sure op doesn't die in vain.
>>704262187
>704262187
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think all this might be a ruse but keep it up
hlp
rip OP
>>704262187
>>704262187
The Blair Neckbeard
OP, what is your battery percentage?
OP is taking selfies
Turn flash on, can't see shit.
>>704262254
oboy
>>704262254
op stream your death
>>704262254
It would seem that OP is being raped by his shadow.
>>704262254
did you really just take a fucking selfie just as you're about to die?
Been standing by for a while now. Interesting bread.
>>704262254
Here OP, use this
>>704262314
Yeah I couldn't get anything proper out of it either. Hope OP is not rap
>>704262254
Imagine the scene of that fat neckbeard shadowman shoving his face on OP in the basement, and Op is taking photographs and still typing. Suspense was fun so far, now...
OP is dead all along, fell down the steps and hit his head, but doesn't realize he's death and now he's in the realm of the dead among his own kind communicating with /b/
>>704257689
looks legit
>>704262426
GIVE US HARAMBE
>>704262426
/thread
>>704259684
oh shit dr mengele's lab, GET OUT
some /x/ shit right now
Is OP kill?
>>704262314
op respond
OP has entered... The Twilight ZoNE
Ive here turned outthe door wasnt stuck just needs to pull not push. Im sure a dum-dum sometime. I'm save! No worry! Thank yoy for the helps!
I'm spooked
>>704262557
kys
>>704262557
op said the door is locked and he cant move it, nice try
>>704262584
>>704255480
Maybe call someone or email
>>704262557
Unless this is the murder raper who picked up OPs phone after killfucking him and is responding to us...
aohoah im dying gurgle im literally getting strangled...
Show it this.
>>704262669
i wish there was a way to track op through exif data, but mods made it where its impossible
>>704262669
fuck dude
OP just went to the basement of his apartment during the day, snapped a bunch of pictures in the dark room for some l8 b8 to deb8.
Prove me wrong.
I think op is kill.
well now since OP is dead what do you guys want to do
>>704262771
Can't, cause I was thinking the same shit. How would he have all this time to post and shit.
>>704262810
Invade Poland.
>inb4 op posts the dead shadow thing and lives
>>704262868
sounds like a good plan
This thread
>>704262771
including someone going down there or the manger would have called the cops,or beat op for going in the basement, i think op was murdered by a fucking crack head.
And OP is kill
>>704262852
Exactly.
Also OP is currently milking suspense on /b/ instead of calling contacts or finding a real way out of a situation he seems to be virtually involved with more than the reality of the situation.
>>704263018
>implying OP has family and friends
>>704263018
someone surely would of called the cops by now, if he is down there that long. Unless op is a employee maybe.
>>704259638
You, sir, are one sick fuck. I like you.
>>704263092
>>704263092
>implying op is able to pay for their own shit and isn't mooching off of a reliable contact who is key in any real situation like this
at least it isn't a full moon tonight
>>704263212
Fuck off teenwolf
is op ded
rip op
>>704262810
Let's invade Poland!
is op kill?
>>704262557
What have you done with OP?
His grammar was perfectly fine earlier?
>>704263162
good point
but he could live off of welfare which is why he lives in such a shithole
today i was thinking.
I was thinking about all that I've seen in the world.
I've seen evil.
Nazis, Hitler, KKK.
All of them wanting something in the world.
All of them killing. Hurting.
They are evil people.
Evil is inevitable.
ALSO RIP OP
Op is kill. abandon bread
RIP in peace OP
>>704263334
what if he's living off of somebody else's welfare and that explains the emphasized shit hole
RIP in peace, original OP
>>704262557
Post a pic of whatever remains of OP, I want to see your your art
>>704256090
Is that a Benchmark NX always on, three phase UPS? You must live in a nice building.
>>704263630
have lived*
>>704259849
No fucking ammonia in piss, dipshit
>>704261733
Alright. What are your pronouns?
Op heer meh phon deid maid it out noaw on meh pc tanks feel teh halp bois
>>704263805
But if you save your piss in a jar it will turn into ammonia!
