24 hr staff duty. Entertain me.
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24 hr staff duty. Entertain me.
>>704239911
>911 I fucking win
>>704239911
I give no fucks towards 911
>>704239665
Mos ?
>>704240131
This is old
>>704239911
Holy shit.
>>704240290
15G aircraft structual repairer
>>704239665
Jodi is at your house fucking your girl
>>704240478
Jokes on jodi i dont have a girl
>>704240848
You are skinny
>>704240566
That cool, I'm actually trying to train myself for bud/s but if that doesn't work out ( eyes are fucked have to wear glasses don't know of prescription will stabilize and allow me to get lasic) I'll go to the army as a 12b hopefully go to Sapper school
>>704240951
This pic has got me laid so many times.
Ft Bragg? Pope AAF? Simons Airfield?
>>704240973
Army will pay for lasic eye surgery
>>704241184
Who dis
>>704239665
welfare queen, too difficult sitting on your ass all day?
Get back to work and earn your pay.
>>704241337
You obviously don't know what im doing.
>>704241337
1337 of truth
>>704241238
Yea I know that but . Navy seals have certain requirements to be eligible to attend bud/s your eyesight has to be at a certain amount and mine aren't. And lasic can fix that , but the requirement for lasic is that your eyes have to stabilize for more then 6monhts meaning your eyes have to stay at the same prescription for at least 6months
>>704241568
There are multiple things that could be done
>>704241184
I work at the RockShop.
>>704241568
Lasik clears shit up pretty fucking quick, dude. My mom wore glasses her entire life, but hasn't had to since she got lasik ten or so years ago.
>>704239665
Sorry. OOD doesnt have friends.
>>704241289
Who's this.
>>704241861
Yeaa I actually know people that have had it done .. But i mean I don't know if I'm explaining myself right .. When I asked my eye doctor she told me that my eyes would have to stabilize prior to the operation . If they don't stabilize and your eyes keep getting worse then they pretty much have to keep going in and make more holes in your cornea pretty much. Unless my eye doctor is a complete sack of shit
>>704241861
He cant get lasik you dunce. My friend got DQ'd from pilot school for that shit. Theres nothing that can be done till the eyes stabilize.
>>704239665
Wow is your uniform assed up. Way to disgrace it by failing to maintain it. AR 670-1 dipshit. Read it.
>>704242265
He can get Photorefractive Kerantectomy (spelling) like I did while I was in. Doesn't disqualify you from advanced schools.
>>704242555
Elaborate please. Explain to me what is wrong. The two threads?
>>704242912
Boot soles worn beyond serviceability, stained suade, stained slacks, faded slacks, torn and/or fraying near boot blousing... But the strings alone should be enough to make op ashamed of his appearance.
laughing at you with my dd214 blanket
I'm gonna need your rank, MOS, station and unit.
>>704243170
Fuck off reg fag. Perfect uniforms are for CO's. When you get deployed it doesn't matter if your shit is a bit frayed or you got strings.
>>704243170
Welp looks like you got me. Ohh no
>>704243386
>when you get deployed
>on 24 hour staff duty
Fucking retard he is in garrison. Nice try E4 never amounted to shit in the mil faggot.
>>704243386
Yeah, when deployed. This is what's wrong with the army today. Failure to pay attention to detail and apathy makes us appear sloppy and unconcerned. What happened to pride in the uniform and professionalism? Taking time to look like a real soldier and not some freeloader?
>>704243444
gotta hop on that OCP wave OP. I personally like the OCP better then those old ACU(UCP)
>>704243582
>deployed i is
>24 hr staff duty i is
>>704243444
Hey man, it's your career. But I'm guessing if you made E5 you probably don't have points for E6 and you don't have the motivation to give a shit. Enjoy bitch work.
>>704242912
You really should take a lighter to that shit though. Especially since you have the time right now.
>>704243582
He can wash his ACU's, but you can't wash off that shit on your nose.
>>704239665
I mean if you want I can assemble a dropbox or something of a fuckload of text/greentext posts Ive collected over the years.
>>704243826
Fucking this
>>704243722
I have flight suits. Im wanting to get ocp pattern flight suits. I have ocp uniforms which are prestine. I use them for ceromonies. Other then that since i work on helicopters i use flight suits which csn be dxed
In this thread a bunch of whiny millenial pussy beta bitches thinking they are operators because they don't care about the uniform standards fucking kek.
>>704243868
That would be pretty chill man id like that
>>704243601
Who knows maybe he just came back from gunnery or FTX or something
>>704239665
>>704235339
This video is the best on 4ch.
>>704244091
So you can't change uniforms before going on shift?
>>704243601
Yeah...cause strings lead to apathy. Civilians trying to tell the soldiers how to look. Fat fuck. Go eat more cheese.
>>704239665
You better be buffing those floors private.
>>704244091
Yeah he just got off ftx and was immediately assigned to 24hr staff duty with no chance to fix his uniform or replace it with a serviceable one. Right.
Boo hoo my flight suits are dirty fucking cry about it. They are stained from maintence. Bitch about it.
>>704244232
It happens faggot
>>704244196
I came from a time when soldiers have a fuck. Pardon me for being a real soldier.
>>704244345
Yeah when your leadership are fubared
>>704244079
Right. It's gonna take a longass time to add the 830 or so pics i added but heres the link: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ay1khvrmt58fqke/AAD_JRNJu0A9oOBmInM9zokba?dl=0
>>704244346
Lol riggghhht. Is your name John and do you hate every single one of us too?
>>704244345
You should always keep one serviceable uniform handy for just such situations.
>>704244346
Every unit is different. Mine just happens to understand that uniforms actually get dirty when you work. Which are faded over time. Only real time it matters is when you are in a ceremony etc
>>704239911
>Posts 911 related pic
>Post ends in 911
Dear gods
>>704244460
Nope. Just a veteran who is disappointed with the declining standards of today's military.
>>704244477
It really doesn't matter to any mos that actually works.
>>704244232
How do you know he took this picture while on shift? .. He might have taken this picture ages ago .. He probably did go and hit the hot spots and came and just posted this with a random picture
>>704244611
You're missing the point. Soldiers maintain appearance standards at all times, working or not. Well, we used too. Man the army must be easy these days.
>>704244667
I hope you're right. But his post suggests otherwise.
>>704244585
Oooweeee. We got a special person in the thread. A person incapable of understanding how institutions change over time and experiences differ.
>>704244821
Change is fine. Lowering standards doesn't have to be a part of change.
>>704244736
Being a faggot must be really easy too. You're doing a great job.
>>704244196
God I love cheese ...
>>704244736
Ill give you a scenario. Jimmy is working on a chinook engine. He gets some oil on his flight suits. What does jimmy do? Change his uniform instantly because appearances are super important. Or does jimmy keep working
>>704245006
Okay. I'll assume that means you know I'm right.
>>704245042
Jimmy keeps working fool
>>704244931
Sure thing, buddy.
>>704239665
fuck is wrong with your raggy ass uniform. Where is your NCO so he can article 15 da fuck out of you
>>704245042
Dude he's sitting on 24 hour staff duty not working on a Chinook
Maybe you should show your dick to us
>>704245099
I'll assume you understand sarcasm. Oh wait, you don't. That would lead to apathy.
Back in my days we used iron sights
Argue
>>704244611
Yes it does. You just have to rotate your uniforms,. It just takes a little effort and the desire not to be 8↑.
>>704239665
>>>704245099
>I'll assume you understand sarcasm. Oh wait, you don't. That would lead to apathy.
Anything else, or is that all you're gonna do is resort to juvenile personal attacks because you're out of options?
>>704245404
No, it doesn't.
>>704245414
>Anything else or are you just going to resort to green texting because you're out of options?
>>704245760
It's a quote idiot, my app automatically greentexts quotes haha
>>704239665
24 hours? how the fuck do you stay awake?
>>704245843
Hello new friend. How's the b8, m8?
>>704245042
Jimmy wears coveralls
>>704239665
I used to volunteer for that shit op
>>704245903
coffee dips and/or cigarettes
>>704246058
I'd feel worse about it if I was wrong.
>>704245903
gotta do watchu gotta do brotha i did that shift too many time drilling, its dangerous but its all about the cheddar
>>704245843
It's my app. It automatically quotes and rephrases posts made by faggots. Haha.
>>704239911
holy muslim shit bat man
>>704245662
ITT:
Privates arguing the merit of soup sandwiches and football bats.
>>704246253
What grade reading level do you have? Nothing was rephrased.
>>704246109
Only on Thursdays though right?
>>704246409
How shitty is your reading comprehension? I was refering to my rephrasing of what you said. So narcissist. Cadet detected.
Thata how you stay awake
>>704245164
1) get a paper trail going before slinging article 15s for minor infractions.
2)dudes a flight mechanic.never trust an enlisted mechanic in a pristine uniform
3)fucking chill m8
>>704240848
damn wtf, shit you need to do something about that ASAP
>>704246657
First one you mock the quote, next you mock my text, and I'm supposed to know which you're doing without context? Lolerz
the fuk is wrong with ur BDU's u fucking asshole piece of shit lier, if this was real his drill would rip his throat out fuck it and put it back to make you talk with it
get a life asshole, 5 tours under my belt 3 munition wounds 19 shrapnel and still fuck you up
>>704245164
A 4856 would be more appropriate for this infraction faggot. And shove the magic bullet up your ass.
>>704246830
I fucked ye mum mate
>>704246830
Wat
>>704246751
You would probably do better to drink whats in the Gatorade bottle than the Red bull.
>>704246751
Wintergreen is for girls. The menthol of dips lol
>>704246806
Context clues. Lmfao.
>>704246908
On the spot correction if first infraction. I only did 4856 for patterns and CGRs.
>>704246914
loled hard. Thank anon I needed that.
>>704246830
Such obvious bullshit I thought a herd of cattle came through.
>>704247112
Nigger's don't chew Copenhagen. Your analogy makes no sense.
Alright op. Finished uploading the whole dropbox folder. Here it is: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ay1khvrmt58fqke/AAD_JRNJu0A9oOBmInM9zokba?dl=0
>>704246751
What base in Korea are you stationed in?
>>704247755
Ayy thank you man. These have been well needed
>>704247853
Humphreys
>>704247755
Print this entire folder and put it in your Commander or Sergeant Majors in box.
>>704248119
My sgt major is chill asf. He'd get a kick out of it
>>704247979
O fuk that's where I'm at
>>704248250
All the better reason to do it then, brighten up his day.
>>704248263
Mos?
>>704243844
Hyr hur hur so edgy.
>>704239665
Hey I tried to join up before when I was a few years younger but I was "Underweight". I am about 28 now and Ive gained the 20lbs. I am very fit and have a lot of physical stamina you think I would have a hard time getting in? Talking army, Airborne trained Combat medic is what I was wanting to do.
>>704248437
35F Intel analyst
>>704248872
15G aircraft structural repairer
>>704248758
Recruiters will tell you everything you need to know. Military is a lifestyle some people just arent cut out for it
>>704239665
No.
>>704239665
Run out of coloring books already? Or did you eat the crayons
>>704248250
Thats not how the Army shortens that rank.
>Op is a civilian
>cant even call this stolen valor because its so wrong
>more like borrowed valor
>>704249295
How would yo like if Hillary was your commander and chief?
>>704239911
>dubs
Check
>amusing pic
check
>911 post number
Fucking CHECK
>>704249295
I ate them i had to no foods. Must survives for my girl whos taken by Jodie
>>704249546
I'd separate.
>spoilers
I am separating
>>704249295
>>704249707
Still better than the veggie omelet I'm sure.
>>704249833
>eating at the chow hall
>>704249833
Wut is this omelete you speak of. Is that an mre flavor
>>704249936
Yeah but they discontinued it since it was considered a war crime to feed it to enemy prisoners.
>>704239665
Staff duty here as well. Bored af
>>704239665
I don't associate with your ilk. Regardless of this fact, fight all wars for my wealthy stratum.
>>704250287
Pic related
Op here headed to go get food. If thread dies make another or i will when i return
>>704250744
Why? No one cares m8
>>704250190
>>704239665
let's see some stories instead of bickering over uniform reg
>weirdest shit you've seen, staff duty or not
>funniest shit you've seen
>stories about that one faggot who's always dragging everyone down with his dumb ass
>that one guy who bought a used car from the lot next to base, married a stripper and got 6 DUIs before he got the boot
>etc
>>704240447
POG!
19K Abrams Tank Crewman (Commander)
>>704250963
Whats it like being a retard?
>>704250744
headed back to hood next month-ish
on rotation in ROK.
>>704250963
I don't know. If my GT score ever dips below 127 I'll let you know how it feels.
>>704246455
I was in the 3rd ID, the amount of manual labor we did at Benning was ridiculous. I took it whenever I could get it , not just Thursdays .
>>704239665
ITT
>boots and lids and pogues and digs
>>704239911
Noice
>>704250190
Post cock and balls
>>704246313
Not again
>>704252881
Wtf!!!!
Kek!!!!
>>704239665
Are the nike sfb comfy? I want a new pair of boots but these look sporty af but still i want a very comfy pair
>>704250190
>>704239665
You lazy fucks, do some jumping jacks, your ankles look fat.
Sup
>>704239911
wow..
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>>704253497
>>704239911
The odds to this are incredible
>>704241568
Navy Seals is the thing recruiters sell to dumbass recruits who figure out a few weeks in they can't cut it. They do this because Seals is one of the only cool jobs the navy has to offer. The truth is you were never meant to make into the seals... they just want you to sign in to the navy so they can put you on whatever shit assignment they want you for.
>>704254727
Less then 4% of the people i meet have a iq similar or higher then me. now the stupid people are even repressing that number further.
We need a culling.
>>704249295
shut the fuck up you nasty ass air pussy chair force fag
>>704255905
You sound mad that we get paid the same yet you get shit on
Stay assmad, cuck
