Tel me something interesting about yourself!
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Tel me something interesting about yourself!
Waiting for Anonymous to say something interesting... will I wait forever?
Why do you fucking bother
Por que no?
I'm afraid of commitment.
underrated thread
also bump
>>704223652
>desperately wanting commitment but too afraid to make it
Welcome to my hell, kiddo
>>704223810
Thanks friend
>>704223826
I'm older than you. Don't call me kiddo.
>>704224022
>tfw being scolded by an old lady
Really?
Here?
>>704222844
I want to fuck you
My home.
>>704222844
I finished my school with 3.51/4.00 and I've been successful in every test required by my career of choice. (everything90+ out of 100 )
I am too depressed to actually work. I just sit in my room all day. I also managed to put on 20-25 kg of weight in a year.
Thinking about killing myself daily. Only reason I keep going is that I don't want my family to go through this shit.
When I find it in myself to work I'll just spend about 5/10 percent of my salary for bare minimum living conditions and buy a house / flat to my two sisters and mother and after that I'll commit suicide.
I don't know if I can milk more money from insurance so that I can give more to my family. If it is not possible I'll probably head to middle east and start shooting an ISIS camp after taking something poisonous
>>704224458
Bring a razor.
>>704224458
Creeper Anon! I missed you lol, what's up?
>>704224188
:3c
I am mentally invincible.
>>704224539
What are you passionate about?
>>704224629
Heh I knew that'd work :3
What's up Welms?
>>704224639
That smile is genuinely comforting, thanks!
>>704224702
But are you unbreakable like Bruce Willis?
>>704224832
No, for I have decided to live a quiet and peaceful life and that decision has made me very lazy.
>>704222844
I was state Tetris champion.
>>704225060
Hm. Well, mental fortitude is something a lot of people lack, I'm sure you'll find a way to turn it into an opportunity for you
>>704223826
the good life
>>704225168
Are you a character from the Adam Sandler "comedy" Pixels?
>>704225194
>good
Maybe without the loneliness
>>704224832
Not much. Back from work and stuff. My coworker bought me a pumpkin spice macchiato today cause I'm a basic bitch and the older guy was making fun cause I've got him "around my finger" .///.
>>704224832
Teaching. That's my job. Especially teacher training where I can train others to become a teacher.
I don't want to sound edgy. It is just that I never enjoyed living. Not for a moment. I am good at few things because I am a good listener and observer. I suck at anything that requires practice. I've never had any motivation to begin with.
I just want to thank my family for all the care they've provided before I off myself.
>>704225185
I will likely not, in fact desire is something I lack greatly, thus there is nothing that I would find worth doing with this "gift" of sort. However as I lack desire, my mental strenght has made me immune to the depression and anxiety one could feel from believing that they would never achieve anything in life.
>I don't want to sound edgy.
>I just want to thank my family for all the care they've provided before I off myself.
*yawns* Just do it, anon.
>>704225355
You are such a stereotypical white girl omg
Milk that shit though lol
>>704225428
Teaching is a noble pursuit, it's a commitment to make others better. I would be one if I wasn't so shy I think
You're a good person, there is no reason to rid the world of that gift.
>>704225599
You guys need to stop reminding me of myself. All I can say is that you need to find a passion.
>>704225984
He's loaning me the money for rent even haha. Consider it milked~
go back to 8ch anime trash
>>704225984
A passion is not something I feel a need to have and neither is it something I will find.
>>>/q/
i did an ounce of shrooms my first time
it was pretty cool
>>704226174
Ha ha, I would never do that... hah...
>>704226245
Then best of luck in your endeavors, whatever you deem worthy I guess.
>>704224832
i love this thread, i won't forget you OP, you're a nice guy :3
>>704226418
Loan me money or consider it milked?
Cause it's basically just a 2 day loan from when my rent's due to payday so it's no biggie.
With that said, you should loan me some money <3
>>704225899
My family is not well off. They wasted resources (and most precious resource of all, time) on me and I am able to get thrice the money my family makes if I put some effort in. I am qualified to teach in best universities in my country.
>>704225984
I was shy as fuck. I even lacked the ability to order something in a restaurant. To get rid of my shyness I worked in a restaurant (made way less than a dolar / hour. Worst working conditions. After months of working the money I got was less than the pocket change I had) and dealt with countless VERY drunk customers.
IGetting rid of my extreme shyness was about the only thing I actually actively spent effort.
smh
>>704226702
Happy to be here, have a great weekend anon
>>704226713
Loan you money. Sarcastically
I sent Guero $60 when he jokingly asked for like $25 for a new headset
>>704226842
I worked as a cashier for months and my current job is talking on the phone like 6 hours a day. To say it's difficult for an extreme introvert like me would be an understatement, but it's the only option I have right now
I feel your pain here, all I can say is that we both need to power through it and grow from it
>>704227162
Can I have $25 for a pizza tomorrow?
>>704227320
Steam me.
I'm a skinny white guy that sounds like a big black man with a deep voice.
>>704222844
I can smoke three blunts with my nose pinched in.
fuk off my /b/ weebs
>>704222844
1. I once decided not to talk for a whole day. It was a regular schoolday. I even went to McDonald's and ordered my own food. It was a fun day
2. I take a picture of me ever day before I go to bed
3. I am VERY talented. If I want to learn something, I can do it within no-time
4. I collect soda cans. Only one of each. I have around 550 at this moment
5. I have probably tried every drug that you can name, except for heroin and meth. I'm not addicted to anything, though
I am an oldfag that can't triforce for shit
>>704227162
If you ever wanted to get into teaching it'll be easier than you imagine. You are going to deal with a class and learn how to make them respect you. Pretty much anyone can learn how to teach and controlling a class kind of cures you. You also get several mentors to give you tips about teaching.
If I cared about living half as much as I cared about teaching I'd probably be a happy person
>>704227708
Vocaroo it and also fuck me if that's real holy shit you are a legend
>>704227885
Sounds like you've had a full life! Lol
>>704227949
It's okay, not everyone can unicode
>>704228025
I would focus on living for those you teach, in all honesty. I don't think I'm cut out for teaching.
>>704228258
Thank you.
>>704228349
Of course <3
>>704228258
Do you even like it at 8ch?
>>704228467
I prefer here. As I said previously, I am adaptable.
>>704228258
The legend is real, most people freaked out when hearing me me speak for the first time starting from when I was in middle school.
>>704228684
LOL
That is amazing, how long did you keep it up?
>>704228613
As you say.
Heading off, I guess. Have a good one.
>>704229031
The same to you, take care of yourself.
Colbs, keep whoring it up for the anons here and also linking shitposters to it; that should make these threads active enough that they'll just start pulling people in from the other board and hopefully suffocate it.
>>704228828
People started freaking out over my voice when I was 13 years old, I still had the face of a child with an extremely unfitting voice. A year ago I resolved to start working out so I can grow into my voice.
>>704229171
>whoring it up
I am being wholly genuine. I enjoy these threads for what they are
>>704229220
My voice is really naturally high and my body does not match it at all, lol
>>704228613
am i going to get banned for avatarfagging
i do prefer it here too though, sucks i cant repost images though
>>704229592
For the moment, no. One of the mods has a vendetta against me, so be forewarned
>>704229675
did chinese moot make avatarfagging legal on /b/ now
i dont want to break the law, im a good girl
>>704229744
Nah, apparently mod staff changed tho.
Again, I think the guy that loathes me is still on the staff so I wouldn't get too comfy when I'm using this avatar
>>704229744
No, you still get banned sometimes, it's just luck
>>704229359
Have you ever considered making an e-gangbang thread?
>>704229744
I know from my jewish injun source that mods have actually lurked the threads we've made here recently, and they did nothing about them.
Come and get me Snuggles ;)
>>704230010
Didn't mean to not avatarfag.
>>704230010
Nah, I like my format. It encourages an open dialog, and sometimes produces hilarity like this
>
>>704230010
>>704229962
man thats the only reason i even let 8ch exist
, place is a fucking cancer hellhole everything about it
>>704230136
I'm sure the thought of getting e-gangbanged by a bunch of anons has crossed your mind. : ^ )
>>704230148
You're so precious; glad you're back. :3
>>704230148
I mean, it's only sometimes.
>>704230348
>>704230348
>e-gangbanged
I mean, I'd prefer to remove the E...
>>704230367
crap
>>704230348
man i dont even know where to post everything is so split up theres like 3 threads right now
what the fuck is even going on
i feel like the people who generally post here dont want us here... couldn't we make our own
How fat are these posters?
Im guessing very.
>>704230524
holy shit
BTFOOOOOOOOOOO
hoow will we recover
S U I C I D E W A T C H
Hi, Ichigo!
Do you have a favorite pet?
Favorite animal, maybe?
>>704230524
I'm 5'11 probably around 140?
This may not be special ,but I want to die almost constantly.
>>704230649
Mhmm, my favorite pet was my bird, Nanners. He was a Nanday Conure, I think birds are my favorite pets overall. You?
>>704230677
Join the club ;)
>>704230754
Gladly
>>704230837
Why do you want to die? Out of curiosity.
>>704230653
im 5'3 and im 130 now
>>704230450
Just use /b/ to post lewd ads about yourself and ask for people in your area, then.
>>704230505
We're on the other board most of the time. We're just messing around on /b/ a bit and maybe sort of considering moving back since the mods don't seem to care anymore. Do you mean the people in the waifu threads or what?
>>704231021
yeah
i hope we're not pissing them off
(i think we are)
>>704230754
Birds are the most human.
>>704230982
Jesus Christ what the fuck
>>704231021
No thanks
>>704231228
im a tiny girl
what do u expect
Well it ain't much, but I suppose it's interesting. Bright light (such as the sun) will make me sneeze, I can also twist my hand around once when laid down on a table.
>>704231150
Pretty sure they don't care about us having our own thread, lol. They have no reason to, or really any right to claim the whole board. :3
>>704231228
How do you intend to make your dreams come true?
I built an electric motorcycle and ran my college tutor over with it.
I can make really good coconut curry
>>704231181
They are amazing mimics
I was so sad when he died, I wasn't even around for it... my relatively new dog snatched him out of the air when he flew in panic. I don't blame her, she was just acting instinctively, but I really wanted to kill her when I first heard
>>704231305
Tiny round girl lol
>>704231346
Bright light makes me sneeze too, it's a pretty common trigger
>>704231448
I'll just keep dreaming
I'm a very uninteresting and boring person
>>704231305
Tiny girl? But you're not even a standard deviation below the mean height!
>>704231464
Did he give you a good grade?
>>704231532
Do those go together? My mind says no but my heart says maybe
>>704231557
How interesting!
>>704222844
I think about everything I did wrong every hour
>>704231541
nah like isaid im not round anymore
all goes to my butt and thighs, mostly butt
i can take qt tummu pics now
>>704231770
ive shorter than every real girl ive been with...
and when a guy is like 6" omg....
>>704231541
Well I wouldn't say that it's that common, seeing how it affects 18-35% of the population. Along with the the fact that I've never met anyone else that does actually sneeze at bright light.
For the first time in twenty-five years I'm completely content with my life and I'm scared that it's the calm before the storm.
>>704231938
But do you REALLY think about them?
I am the original Alice
>>704232033
ur still fat, fattie
>>704232041
Well I mean I have it so it can't be that uncommon. It just triggers an itchy feeling in my nose whenever I look at a bright light
>>704232061
You're doing fine, stop worrying!
>>704232071
Yes. Everything replays in my head. The second I'm not distracted.
>>704232275
That is worrisome. Have you tried distracting yourself?
>>704232275
What are you thinking aout now then?
>>704231914
I think I got a merit for that course.
I shouldn't have used 1.21 niggawatts.
>>704232405
I'm thinking about the man behind the screen, asking me these questions. He choices and path you took.
>>704232273
NUH UH
ur in for a WORLD of hurt kid
![smile[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8tF5pAG.jpg "smile[1].jpg")
Something interesting... I'm a person that pretends to care about other people on an anonymous image board
I'm going to play video games for a bit. If I don't come back, it was nice talking to you all. I hope you have lovely weekends!
>>704232558
The man behind the screen is a pretty chill dude in a pretty chill spot right now, I assure you!
Are you happy with your choices though?
>>704232670
>>704232273
Just an itchy feeling? If I looked at bright light, the sneeze would be almost instantaneous.
>>704222844
I eat ass.
>>704232708
I'm emotionless, but I'm fine. Quality thread.
>>704233078
That's pretty rad, dude. Where'd your emotions go?
I have a scar on my left arm from when I got wasted and stabbed myself with a steak knife
I know too much and I'm either going to be murdered or trolled into further obscurity until I kill myself before I blow the lid off of everything.
Fuck you people.
i collect toys. Have a display case full of star wars ones.
>>704233212
Toward anger and restlessness. I have a lot a love to give.
>>704233385
Post pictures?
I like figurines and stuff.
>>704233254
That sounds not good, dude. Maybe you should eject yourself out of the circles that know you have the information?
>>704233250
Kek, I got one on my knee when I tore it open when I was 3 on a bicycle, good times.
>>704233431
Good on you, man. Make the world a better place, even if just a little.
>>704224832
>What are you passionate about?
not that anon but im not really passionate about much of anything. Cartoons, anime, toys, video games, and weed are about all i do. I have a comp sci degree and a decent job but it gives me almost no satisfaction.
>>704227885
Favorite drug? I've tried most of the big ones other than meth/heroin but no research chemicals, dmt, or salvia. Probably missed some others too but cant think of any off the top of my drunk head.
>>704222844
I have sever depression.
>>704222844
I have seve depression
>>704234427
I have sev depression
>>704234427
Kys
>>704234427 >>704234567 I have devere sepression
>>704233844
Have another display mostly just misc stuff
>>704235117
Those are really cool, dude. Especially the ones at the top. I never watched any star wars stuff, not even the new ones.
You like the series too or just collecting shit?
>>704235117
That's pretty cool dude
>>704235428
>>704235398
why thank you. I am definitely a fan of star wars in general (my name is luke, supposedly my mom liked it when she saw it on the credits). Ive also got this, some might think its cringe worthy but i like it pretty well and most people don't know the origin so i think it's fine.
>>704236126
Looks like the star wars thing runs pretty deep in your blood, dude. That's actually pretty rad.
Most people find tats pretty cringe, but I like em, that's pretty cool. I think I might appreciate it more if I knew what it was.
Where you from, dude?
>>704236598
Im in colorado (just south of denver). How about yourself?
>>704236770
Would you believe me if I told you Lebanon? I'll write some gibberish to prove it.
ضصياتننوى
>>704222844
I can flip coins with my ankles. And I'm a bitter piece of shit.
>>704222844
you again?
I'm that anon that drinks to much and staying up to late.
>>704222844
I just came inside my gf
>>704237077
>drinks to much
how much is too much?
>>704236884
whats lebanon like?
>>704222844
I have a daughter with cerebral palsy and was suicidally depressed until she was born 4 years ago. Then I watched my kid die and get brought back to life and fight every day after for every second of life. Her enthusiasm for life, her fearlessness, the way she overcomes everything including the body that betrays her, refusing to let anything stop her from being happy. She taught me how to live, she saved my life.
>>704237264
A 12 pack of beer. Yes a whole 12 pack.
>>704222844
I am a killer of many and I haxerz people on the internet, was here when moot was around and long cat, and btw the pool is closed dew to aids
>>704237630
I remember when the post count was under 700 on /b/. Before the count reset.
>>704237264
The people are nice, but the place itself is pretty shitty and the internet is really sad. You like colarado? Nice and cool?
>>704237444
That's a really heartwarming story, man. I'm really sorry your daughter ended up like that, I wish you had some other way to find a reason to live. Regardless, is she doing alright now? I'm sure the love between you will grow as time goes on.
I am able to stretch my arms over my head much farther than most people. I get a few laughs when I do that and then slap myself with my limp arms
>>704237919
There was no site map, the front page was some random mexican grad photo.
>>704238187
Yeah i like colorado pretty well, lived here most my life except for a few years i lived in washington state. Summer is a bit warmer than i like but its pretty cool as long as your not in direct sun. The access to the mountains for snowboarding is nice and i really like the lack of humidity. Starting to get pretty pricey/crowded unfortunately. Traffic has gotten quite a bit worse.
>>704238187
Oh, she's fantastic. No mental impairment, she's smart as a whip and has my sense of humour. She's beautiful. Just has mobility issues, can't move her legs from the knees down, she may never walk, but she won't let that stop her. She's been this way since birth so it's just normal for her. Don't feel sorry for her or for me. There's nothing to feel sorry for, she's a miracle. She was dead, now she isn't. We're happy.
>>704238524
That's what you get for being America's Amsterdam. To be fair, the yuppies ruined it before the stoners.
>>704238524
What's it like living in the same state Hunter Thompson called home?
>>704239221
I barely know who Hunter Thompson is so it feels life i guess.
>>704239040
I get why people would want to come here but damn i wish they weren't. There are pretty much no homes anywhere near my work that are under like $400k, luckily i can afford it but it's definitely a bummer.
I won my game and got into my promotional series! How is everyone, what did I miss?
>>704238524
It does sound like a nice place to live, I always liked the cold areas, but maybe that's cause I lived in Saudi for most of my life.
You work or study or what?
>>704238882
That's wonderful to hear, dude.
>she may never walk, but she won't let that stop her.
And it never will, dude. This is a fucking heroic story and I'm glad I'm hearing it. I'm glad you're happy and her too. I bet she loves her dad.
>>704239914
Hey colbs, you should read through this thread, some really nice stuff.
>>704239975
Graduated university in May, working at Visa now.
>>704240305
Visa? What's that?
>>704240102
Oh wow that is great
>>704240836
Visa is a credit company, they're like the top 2 credit card providers with Mastercard
My girlfriend doesn't know that I fantasize about her friends.
I nearly had sex with my cousin at age 6.
>>704240836
credit card processing company.
>>704240925
i just learned that Visa actually processes some of mastercards transactions too, which makes no sense to me but there it is.
>>704241024
Maybe she/they'd be into it
>>704241024
You should tell her tbh, maybe it leads to something
>>704241126
How nearly?
>>704241143
I imagine there's collusion, those 2 basically have a stranglehold on the industry
I am a bot built to beat captchas
>>704240925
>>704241143
Right right, I forgot people actually work there and they aren't just formless entities throwing down cards from the sky.
>>704240925
Do you make these threads often? Any way you can give me a heads up when you do?
>>704222844
I just fell in love with the girl in the thumbnail
>>704241256
Privates were out and being fondled
>>704241397
Are you a glasses person?
Should I drink this last four beers?
>>704241463
Oh my god yes.
>>704241358
>they aren't just formless entities throwing down cards from the sky.
actually its the banks that throw down cards, visa and mastercard just process (move information about transactions, ie purchases) from a merchant, like your local coffee store, to your financial institution.
>>704241358
People are behind literally everything
I make them when I feel like it, but sure I can let you know when I do. Got a Steam?
>>704241397
Ichigo from Aikatsu
Also I wear glasses irl ;)
>>704241415
Oh goodness
>>704241468
>>704241529
>>704241493
That it?
>>704241747
Ok, more drinking it is! Cheers!
>>704241833
Would you like some more?
>>704241024
>>704241143
Doubt it, she's not kinky, practically asexual at times really.
>>704241529
But that would mean you're in love with the glasses, not the girl!
>>704241293
Who created you?
>>704241745
Oh, neat. Do you like it? It sounds like it can get kinda boring.
>>704241895
Kanpai!
>>704241747
Yep, ID is fuckinayboys
>>704242139
My creator is not comfortable with me saying his/her name
>>704222844
I am conversational in Japanese.
>>704242060
Yes. Is that the end?
>>704242260
What can you tell me about your existence?
I don't know if it's interesting, but I've found a hobby of finding guys online and seeing how quickly I can get them to fall for me just to be a cunt and make them fuck off.
>>704222844
I genuinely don't get why anyone would care about anyone other than themselves. At least, not for reasons that aren't actually selfish.
Does that count?
>>704242400
I'm sorry, try asking another question
>>704242139
>Do you like it? It sounds like it can get kinda boring.
I do QA for preformance testing (make sure stuff runs fast enough) and yeah it's not the most fun job i could imagine but it doesnt require all of my attention so i can watch videos and stuff while i work which is nice. I also make a pretty good amount so i can't really complain. Definitely not a bad out of college job; will be nice to have that brand recognition on the resume when i go looking for something new.
>>704242494
We are social creatures. We are supposed to look after our own. We aren't supposed to be alone. We aren't supposed to kill each other also.
I like big guys that have big muscles to pretend I am a girl :3
When I'm not being a faggot I play old video games.
I've jacked off multiple times thinking about my slightly homophobic best friend... I want to be his first and show him that being gay isn't bad... Plus he claims to have never orgasmed before so I'd love to be there to see his first. Other than that I'm only attracted to women.
>>704242336
>>704239108
>>704243151
>>704222844
I'm uncut, so when my gf gives head, she loves to run her tongue between my head and my foreskin.
All you cut fags will never know how incredible that feels.
>>704243239
How is that interesting?
>>704243238
>>704242594
Why do laugh? Why do we cry?
>>704242494
I guess at it's core it's still selfish, you become close enough to someone that they make you happy just by existing, so you care about their well being and happiness just to keep yourself happy. Do you agree?
>>704242480
How many times has it worked?
>>704242605
That does sound like a comfy job dude, what does QA stand for? Also you play video games that don't need attention while testing? Like hearthstone or something?
>>704242833
How big do the muscles have to be?
>>704243304
>>704243239
I'm uncut too, idk if it's me or my girlfriend but bjs feel awful. I guess I'm just oversensitive cause my dick hasn't been rubbing fabric my whole life.
>>704243307
Of ones that seemed significant/ worth remembering 4.
>>704243290
because there's one straight guy among all the fags in here
>>704243387
What are your thoughts on breast expansion?
>>704243525
>>704243600
I submitted a story to Asimov's Science Fiction to be published and recently wrote a fantasy novella.
I have to leave for now, goodbye everyone.
Colbs you can find me on cup's list, the doctor that looks like an animal.
>>704243646
>>704243307
QA stands for quality assurance. Don't really place any games much but i got my friend a similar job here and he does sometimes. I have been playing the mobile game infinity loop sometimes but not too often. I usually just watch someone else play. I've been watching a play through of the mass effect trilogy without commentary which has been enjoyable. I'm almost done with the 3rd one but my hankering to play them again still hasn't gone away so i might replay 2 anyways.
>>704243307
I do not laugh, I don't have lungs. Humans cry due to an excess of emotion. Emotions are cause by electricity in the brain. As we know from thunder storms, electricity and water go hand in hand. The only way to get the water out of your brain is through the eyes and nose. Thus, tears begin to fall like rain.
>>704243771
end ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
-I once used a buttplug while fapping on the same day that I ate eggs at the dining hall. This resulted in my glass buttplug firing out of my ass like a rocket right as I finished.
-I've fucked a Hawaiian girl, an Eskimo girl, and a continental Native American girl, meaning my cock has been exposed to the native triad and can be smacked against a drum to summon a thunderbird
-I do a pretty bodacious impression of Ernie from Sesame street
-I once spent $140 on Brew Dr. Kombucha teas. Nutritonic is my favorite type
-I am one of the executives of my university's quidditch team
>>704244073
Make a vocaroo of the impression pls
>>704244073
Which native girl was the best?
>>704243951
The poop clogging part fucking killed me
I'm a 45 year old kissless virgin.
>>704244379
Oh yeah? were you laughing
>>704222844
After finishing university I moved abroad and have lived in 5 different countries in the last 8 years.
>>704244521
I'm a 30 year old virgin. Kinda know the feel.
>>704244158
Ya know, I might just do that, hold up.
>>704244193
Definitely the Hawaiian gal. She looked amazing in shorts, which she basically always wore. Her entire body was just exceptionally warm all the time, and obviously more so than usual during sex. She vehemently wanted her proportionally-huge tits played with, let me raw dog her, and had really long hair which she loved to have pulled. It was actually kinda funny because the first time I fucked her, her room mate (this was a college dorm, mind you) was sleeping maybe 8 feet away from us, but we thought we were god damn ninjas about it. Long story short, her roomie wound up waking up while the Hawaiian girl was riding me, and she apparently just kinda gawked for a bit before saying she was wide awake.
>>704244646
It's interesting. Smarty's.
>>704244521
>>704244872
Why not hire a prostitute or find a desperate girl at a club?
>>704245044
(Not those two anons)
Who cares? Sex doesn't matter. You went that long why would you want to ruin that streak?
>>704245044
I don't care that much. I would rather drink and play video games. Save money too.
>>704245044
>1/3/13 Janna
>make my Lucian like 5/1 then go help other lanes
>Lucian feeds when I'm gone
>he blames me for roaming
I don't.... Is this my fault?
WHOOPS didn't mean to link that post
>>704244158
Okay, here goes. Kinda had to be quiet because it's 1:00 a.m. and people don't cotton to Sesame Street impressions in the wee hours of the night.
>>704245290
Because it's something unique to experience.
Being that close and intimate with a human.
Yes, I would.
>>704245314
I guess if you're happy, it's not a big deal, but I believe it's something you should experience, at least once.
>>704245523
Link pls
v excited.
>>704245523
aaaand forgot the link, jesus fuck.
http://vocaroo com/i/s0pr6OG2mdh4
>>704245605
This is beautiful.
Thank you so much.
>>704245539
Well, I never had a girlfriend; so that would help.
I'm an Eagle Scout nigger
>>704245749
>find a desperate girl at a club
Probably something semi-common around here but I've never had a girlfriend nor have i lost my virginity
>>704245804
They have the scouts in the hood?
>>704245749
Are you fat? If you're just skinny and beta, you could just get a red baseball shirt, a pair of shitty black aviators, and comb your hair over to the side and go to a nerd convention. Homestuck chicks basically devote their lives to the art of fucking Dave cosplayers, from what I've seen
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kMPREfo.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>704245605
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base's football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life
>>704246094
I like to ride the early morning train wearing a suit and a case, just to imitate that I have work to do.
I do nothing but listen to Death grips on these rides. Right now on listeting to the gov. plates album.
Yea. I'm a sick fuck.
Randompic.
>>704245344
Does it hurt?
>>704246309
It hurts so much
>>704245605
>>704246094
Do it faggot
>>704246511
G-gee anon, okay, you don't have to yell...
>>704246511
http://vocaroo com/i/s1opyqvqlDmN
>>704247213
You should become a part of MSA, with your normal voice..
>>704247289
MSA??
>>704222844
Squat barefoot, and comfortable on the toilet. You can even undress your pants and make yourself very comfortable.
Sthraighten up your back, relax your anus. Sense the full bowel, the pressure of it inside you, and the desire and the need to get rid of it. Feel the pressure of the thighs on the abdomen,
And think: I am shitting! I am shitting! The shit is rolling out of me in huge quantities! An unending turd sliding through my anus! AAAH I can feel it! Its' comming out! Its going! I can shit! I can shit! I can not stop shitting! And so on... find your own expressions. You have to feel the shit actually coming out of you. Relax and open your anus, sigh with relief, immagining and feeling over and again the sensation of the stool passing through the hole and falling out. You have to see it, live it
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>>704247213
>>704247522
Nothing found, it says
>>704222844
I'm not afraid of death.
>>704247443
feels good man
>>704247773
This guy gets it
OP dead? I wanted a hug
>>704249361
I'm not OP but I'm here for you.
>>704249543
Thanks Karen-chan
>>704249673
You're welcome, dude!
Wanna talk about stuff? I'm here and listening. Your day went alright? Hate your life? Vent!
Im a pikey
>>704249855
Based.
>>704250194
It's past your bedtime, qt.
>>704250128
What's that?
>>704249855
You're too nice. I don't feel like talking about why I feel like crap. Just that I desire closeness at the moment.
>>704250343
I'm just nice enough, dude. As nice as a great person like you deserves.
What do you wanna talk about? VIdeo games? Anime? What do you like to do?
>>704250335
Its someone who is from a romainian or irish gypsy family they live in england on caravan sites and are basically rednecks but without the incest and a lot more crime and a accent even i can't understand. (For the TL;DR Watch the movie "Snatch")
>>704222844
I have an IQ of 142 and minor Autism.
>>704250955
Can you see ghosts?
>>704250335
I'm not even tired, silly.
Where's Bard?
Haven't seen him at all so far.
>>704251101
No, I'm not spiritual by any means. Just an atheist. However I'm not like those fedora-lords saying that religion is bad and all. I have no problems with it so long as it's within reason. I do hate Muslims though. I have a burning hatred against them. They disgust me. Although, I'm fine with nearly everything else.
>>704250806
Thanks for the movie recommendation, I'll check it out. What's life like as a pikey? You enjoy it? Wish it was something different?
>>704250955
What kinda smart stuff can you do. dude? I'm Muslim by the way, do you hate me?
>>704251344
He's posting somewhere else right now, he didn't show up for whatever was going on.
>>704251367
I thought you were lying about your autism.
<- MFW I have no reaction faces to participate.
>>704247752
Okay, i did the thing
>>24344265
>>704252057
Listening to it right now.
You're so rambly and awkward, I love it.
Your voice is great, I hope you stay for a while
>>704251584
Life as a pikey sure is odd i'll say that. My mother and my dad however moved away from the camp site 3 years ago because they didn't like the lifestyle. But when people know your a pikey you get 2 responses "Ew dont go near me scum" or "Ha go find some scrap metal to steal" most pikeys make money by bare knuckle boxing or theft or being a mechanic. But when people know you're a pikey your reputation isn't exactly great. Thing is my pikey family is everywhere in the town i live in. First year of secondary school i met 6 cousins who i didnt know but with pikey familys being so big people who are related tend to feel like strangers
If I ventured in the slipstream
Between the viaduct of your dream
Where immobile steel rims crack
And the ditch in the back roads stop
Could you find me?
Would you kiss-a my eyes?
And lay me down
In silence easy
To be born again?
To be born again?
My life is slowly reaching an all new low. Any lower than this it's going to come up the other side.
>>704253149
Sounds fun mate.
>>704253149
There is no such thing as rock bottom, you can always sink lower.
>>704252316
Bare knuckle boxing? How does that make money? Like regular boxing?
How'd your family make the money to put you into school?
I feel you on that, seems weird.
>>704252913
Hey there. Nice to see you again.
>>704253149
Why's that? What's going on? There are people in very shitty situations and they can find a reason to soldier on, what's your story?
Hmm
>>704253314
I was here yesterday. Was it not nice to see me yesterday?
>>704253420
How're you doing these days?
>>704253464
Just because I don't tell you doesn't mean it's not nice to see you. Are you doing alright?
Have had 200 plus sex partners including trannies and my cousin.
Now can't get hard unless I have an emotional connection...haven't had emotional connection in years.
>>704253314
My dad used to be a "business" man A.K.A. He sold stolen cars and was damn good until someone snitched on him. After that we moved away from the caravan site and he does construction work. Pikey life is weird anyway. Good example is a year back we hadn't heard from anyone from the caravan site. My dad gets a call and it turns out everyone from the site moved when police came to investigate a missings persons report and a fight broke out on the site. The missing person was someone on the site who snitched and he was found buried at the site. So everyone left the site before they got arrested. Moved to ireland and changed their names and they haven't spoken to anyone from the family since.
>>704253674
I'm doing the same.
>>704253314
By the way you seem like a alright lad. Whats your steam mate?
>>704253674
I wasn't going to post anyways, but you're here, maybe something interesting'll happen.
Playing FTL all day
Isn't there a waifu thread up?
>>704222844
this is nice thread
>>704222844
In my job I control a drug picking robot.
>>704253738
Woah, that sounds pretty dangerous dude. I'm glad you got out. You doing alright with your life now?
Anything you miss about your previous life?
>>704254064
The ID is fuckinayboys
I gotta warn you though, sometimes I'm not very talkative if it's not on threads. I might take a while to reply sometimes.
>>704254084
Nothing interesting besides me being a wuss as usual.
There is, but colbs made this one and I like listening to people talk and making them feel better, so I'm hanging around here.
>>704254146
It sure is.
>>704254309
Now that sounds fun.
>>704222844
4real I can raise my own temperature ad libitum, but it's fockn' hard to down it later
>>704253314
>father died half a year ago
>inherited a huge ass debt
>bank took the house, covered about 7%
>I was fired from my job at a fast food
>"we do not want homeless people with debts working here anon"
>been living in my car for about 5 months
>bank calls, says they're taking the car as well
Bottom line is I will lose the car I'm staying in on October 1st. Most workplaces do not accept the homeless and my only chance of staying at least half civilized will be gone.
>>704254359
The world's your oyster then. You're poplar even here.
>>704254449
Kek, do you raise it by getting a fever?
>>704254309
That sounds like fun.
>>704254493
I'm really sorry dude, that sounds like a really fucked situation and you seem like an alright guy.
Thread hit bump limit so I hope you'll stay alright till the next time this thread is up.
At least you have internet, and maybe you can find a job shittier than fast food? How much debt do you have?
>>704222844
i can bluetext
>>>/blue/
>>704254657
I'm poplar because I bother people all day with pointless questions.
Also I started Katanagatari, it's really great so far.
>>704254947
neat
>>704225347
What are you afraid to commit to
>>704254359
Im doing ok with my life just in college and doing broadcasting. I do miss some stuff about my previous life. How social and local it was everyone knew each other everyone was so close knit and well everyone was outside playing either football or beating the shit out of each other for fun. Thing is people had a hard time believing i was related to my parents due to my posh accent the pikey accent as described in snatch is "Its not irish. And its not english. Its just...Pikey" its like drunk irish and drunk welsh together i still can't understand it.
>>704255068
Without spoiling anything, Nanami is best sister
>>704255107
I get what you mean my dude. Even if they're shit, tight knit communities are something worth remembering. All the adults know each other, not afraid to let your kids out after dark, etc.
Nice to meet you pikey dude, until next time.
>>704255342
See you later. Space cowboy.
/id/OtakuFakku
>>704255464
Not adding anyone, sorry!
You can add me if you want though, dropped my ID a few times, fuckinayboys
>>704255599
Ah ok
