The mighty Hydra has invaded 4chan, and you, anon, are the only hope to stop it.
Hydra begins at 1000HP.
Even Singles are peasants and are eaten by the beast and the final digit is added to HP.
Odd Singles are peasants and live to fight another day.
Dubs are brave knights and deal damage of last two digits (66, 77, etc.)
Trips are Kings and deal damage of last three digits plus 25.
Quads are the God King. User's choice to reduce hydra to 150HP or 2500HP.
123 and 321 deals 200 damage.
Satanic trips adds 666 to Hydra's HP.
Hydra wins if HP reaches 2000 or has absorbed 100 peasants.
Anon, you are our only hope...
Are you a bad enough dude to take down the Hydra?
As OP, I will deal first blow...
>>704213555
>anon shows his chode to the hydra
i think imma just hail him
I hope you're keeping track op, this could go somewhere
I cast shillelegh or whatever the fuck it is
>>704214077(OP)
77 critical hit!
>>704213555
Never surrender.
Llor
1 shot hydra
>>704214077
Let's see what happens i'm all out of coffee
Leggo bois
Heil hydra
>>704214441
Lol
I'M GONNA WRECK HIM! SUCK MY CHODE DICKHEADED DAGON
>>704214355
Last Thread seen.
Hydra absorbed 5 peasants
Received 77 and 55 damage
Hydra HP: 890
FINAL FLASH!!!!
Crab 4 the win
>>704213555(OP)
Does anon surrender?
Roll around and chop it's heads off one by one
Im gonna end this
OP here:
Guess /b/ is not bad enough to defeat the Hydra. Shame...
FALCONNNN PONCH!
Feel my wrath beast
>>704213555
So wait this isn't New Game+?
Loli power!
Are you really going to let the Hydra win?
>>704216005(OP)
Last thread seen:
Hydra has eates FOUR peasants.
HP is now 902.
>>704213555 Mighty god emperor deems the hydra a heretic and smites it down to 150 hp
check em boys
Can I heal the Hydra? If yes, I am doing so, instead of dealing damage. Maximum possible healing!
Ggez hydra
The Hydra is eating your very ow and you all are doing NOTHING about it...
The God King has arrived, he awaits to make his move.
I present thyself as sir, Dubs. Please check 'em.
>>704217061
He swings his mighty cock sword to smite the beast.
>>704217300
I consider this DUBS!!!!!!!!!!!
CRITICAL HIT!!!
100HP
Uses pedo bear
>>704217300
Last thread seen
Hydra has eaten one peasant
Received one CRITICAL hit.
Hydra HP = 808
Bump for slay
For the Horde!
FOR THE MOTHERLAND
chucking spear!
>Anon trips over his mighty shlong
cmon spearchucker i believe in u
fuck all races
switching tactics lets try a lightsaber
I cast battle roar.
>>704213555
Op you didnt count your quads
I ban the Hydra.
Death to the Drakon
>>704213555
I SHALL SLAY THEE, WYRM!
>>704214762
What about OP with the 555 plus 25?
bruh
Eagle of Freedom flies in to swipe at Hydras eyes
If I get quad by any chance lower that shit to 150 my boi
Heck
Fireball!
Firebolt
Durrrr
Kill me
Grandma unloads her entire clip at hydra!
tiger summon attacks
if 222222 hydra insta death
>>704214069
No, it won't.
I've seen this before and it was a total disaster. From the looks of it, he's more than halved the amount of "rules" to try and make this shit playable.
>>704213555
Seth ROLLins
>>704223302
Last thread seen
Has eaten an additional 8 peasants.
New HP 846
Black Knight incoming
>>704213555
FUCKING DIE BITCH
>>704213555
yeah easy money $$$ cha ching
>>704224326
20 peasants eaten thus far.
906 HP
Anon has zero chance
OP Here:
The Hydra is going to kick your ass and rape all of your mothers.
>>704224504
>>704225152
What say you, mighty fiend!
>>704213555
>>704225211
You barely walked away with your life, peasant.
>>704225416
Correction: Brave knight, alive and well.
Suck on this, apple fucker.
>>704225368
Tsk. Hydra Fodder.
>>704225676
AAAAND you just sacrificed yourself to the Hydra
>>704225676
>>704225788
Satan has granted me another chance!
Down with the Hydrafuck!
>>704213555
i got this guys!
>>704225822
Last post seen.
Hydra ate two more peasants, making the total 22.
One brave knight dealt 22 damage.
HP 899
>>704226102
sorry about that let me fix that
allahu ackbar
>>704226203
wait for it
>>704226103
Well, f-fuck you too.
Have one of these, Hydra!
Stand down, Foul beast!
>>704226102
Hydra eats SS3B Goku for breakfast.
>>704226102
>>704226203
>>704226248
i know i can do it guys believe with me.
The mighty power of cyka blyat!
Fuck the Hydra!
You throw the hydra into the water.
The Musket Men have regrouped and are stronger than ever to take down this beast!
>>704213555
I got 0, not odd, not even... What happens? OP
I got this
>>704226102
>>704226203
>>704226248
>>704226369
gtfo ash got's dubs bitch.
check these lil saiyan hoe
>>704226408
Last post seen.
Hydra has eaten three more tasty peasants.
Even non-canon SSJ3B Goku was his bitch.
27 Peasants total.
907 HP
rip
quads
king here, get smitten beast boi
reroll
>>704226596
The peculiarities of Nippon-ville shall strike you down!
>>704226678
y doe
>>704226699
winrar
I got dubs before, now I'll get quads.
>>704226710
Zero deals a 100 HP strike! (I made this new rule since OP didn't, suck on that fucker.)
807 HP
brave knight gogogo
>>704226846
Last post seen
HP 613
DID I WINRAR?!
>>704213555
You the same OP from the Giga Nigga and /k/mmando thread?
>>704226799
Hydra fucks your mother and she dies in her sleep.
I'm gonna lick the Hydra's dick and then bite its dick to hurt the fucking Hydra.
Nigger faggot approaches
>>704226980
Zero gets, others eaten.
HP 514
>>704227013
No those peeps are faggots. I'm not.
Virgin of drunk cunts, protect us!
Check em
I tried.
>>704227103
>faggots
Ok, copyfag.
Wow i cant believe im playing this silly game on a friday night but shiit ROLLL
>>704227199
You deal a lethal blow!
>>704227258
Eaten
HP 416
Fucking raccoon should do something.
>>704213555
Allha abukar
>>704227307
roll
I got this.
>>704227366
Omfg i got dubs FUCK YE I NEVER GET DUBS
>>704213555
sure why not
My turn.
>>704227422
OMFG I GOT DUBS AGAIN NO FUCKING WAY HOW THE FUCK
I CAN DO IT.
>>704227422
and again lel
I use niggermancy to dafaet teh lazird
We need a superhero.
Come get it pussy fart
>>704227340
Zero gets!
>>704227342
Ded
>>704227349
Safe
>>704227366
You cast a magical aura around the Hydra, taking away 66 HP.
>>704227370
100 takes!
>>704227422
ANOTHER FIERY BLOW OF A GREAT SWORD
>>704227446
ded
>>704227452
ded
HP 221
Glenn Snow, help!
This is a job for Superman!
>>704227560
Zero gets!
>>704227582
You die from darts, silly man.
>>704227586
Looks like you fell from the sky. Oops.
HP 123
Putin will bomb the Hydra.
Call in the big guy.
roll
>>704227366
Last Post seen
40 peasants eaten total.
One good hot of 22
Two CRFITICAL 99 and 66
Total HP 788
Pest control.
This is it
Roll
>>704227776
Dammit.
>>704227672
Your autismo has killedismo your selfismo.
>>704227735
Putin saves you, by the skin of his teeth.
>>704227776
You're a faggot and got ded, fuck off.
>>704227822
The black man blows up and deals a lethal blow with his BBC
>>704227850
100 damage oh boy
HP 3
>>704227776
Got a 0 you cunt
Hit'em with the MegaSmasher!
>>704227940
MegaSmasher takes the motherfucking kill!
THE HYDRA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HP MOTHERFUCKING 0
>>704213555
Gotta fight fire with fire!
Take em down boys
>>704227940
That's me!!!!
Did we win?
>>704228081
I'll be a son of a bitch, see >>704228000
>>704228000
Hey look trips
>>704228131
We won! See >>704228000
>>704228000
OP HERE
MIGHTY TRIPS HITS 1000 HP.
MIGHTY SLUT DESTROYS HYDRA AND SAVES /b/ FROM ITS WRATH FOR ALL ETERNITY.
THANK YOU MIGHTY SLUT!!!
YOU HAVE SAVED US ALL!!!
die
>>704228192
Fuck yeah!
Hit
Nigger
>>704228257
While I appreciate your generosity, I took over your thread and already claimed a win. How dare you say that I myself was the actual killer of men with my mighty 1000 HP hit.
>>704228359
You fuckin' know it.
>>704213555
lets get this thing
>>704228257
The hydra reels in pain and collapses into the ocean whence it came. The mighty slut has defeated it with the power of tits alone.
Tits always win, as they have this time.
>>704228493
I'm glad I joined this thread, you lads made me smile.
May Asian titties guide us through life always! Blessed be out yellow fellows!
For azeroth!
>>704228611
>tfw out
s/out/our :^)
Chaaaarge!
brave knight
>>704228781
reroll
>>704228000
>>704228680
I challenge my fate!
I shall be knight
>>704228000
Kek, 1000 hp critical, OP can't say the Hydra is alive
>>704213555
allahu akbar
>>704213555
Hydra is going the fuck down.
>>704228000
THIS IS ONLY 25 DAMAGE
>>704229535
That's not what's in the handbook!
I attempt to seduce it!
Bring it on Hydra.
SOCIALIST SLASH!!!!!!
>>704228000
25 damage... wow
>>704213555
EAT ME YOU MULTIHEAD FUCK
>>704229887
I would like to raise the hyrda's hp to 2500
>>704230032
pepes get out
/b/ is for normies, not autistic fucks
>>704230531
Fuck off faggot
>>704213555
*draws sword and charges hydra*
>>704230811
fuck off you pepe loving fuckwit
You're just getting in an autistic fit because your meme is shit
>>704231011
You butt-hurt or something?
