Waifu claiming thread.
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>>704196488
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4
Calamity-masu'd
>>704212873
Ayy
>Best fox claimu
Who would've thought that a sniper rifle that makes things explode would be so much fun
>>704213362
Hello. How're you?
>>704213446
No
How are you?
>>704212045
>>704213362
Not even close.
Check these, though!
>Yuuko lewds.
>>704211458
Hm, I see.
It was weird to think you'd sleep this early anyway.
How is your night going?
>>704212718
>PM'd.
I miss you as well, but please, try to enjoy your vacation instead.
>>704213520
Okay.
I'm doing fine. Football game tomorrow, but I believe I've told you this already.
>did someone say yuuko lewds?
>>704213398
>Pets the fox
>>704213710
Hello Qt who jumps in holes in the ground
Shinoa claimed ',:) with some pizza. No cheese pizza though
>>704213587
I cant open TG or Steam right now, sorry.
>I need a data plan badly
I hope your classes are going well, and make sure you eat something good.
I'll try and see you soon
>>704214161
I always thought Miss Complacent would be a loli forever
>Ran-sama
>>704214161
>Shinoa with boobs and pizza
Kek fat chance
>>704214011
I'm not that kind of rabbit :( Still a cute rabbit though
>>704214161
I want Shinoa old body back :(
>>704213683
Hana is right now
What are you psychic?
>>704214425
>>704214557
All grown up now
Van Wilder kidnappin kids, forcin them to eat his choclate.
Crazy old man
>>704214722
I don't even know what that means.
>>704214985
Hi.
>>704214774
No Shinoa inherited the recessive genes. Her sister will always be better :^)
Why am I feeling so depressed right now
>>704215146
Hello, Shino!
>>704215288
I'm not Shino.
>>704215227
Ask yourself that question.
>>704215146
Bacon*
I'm tired are you tired?
>>704215382
I have, but I don't have an answer.
>>704215382
Shiro?
Scorpio?
>>704215428
Bacon is right now? Still don't know what that means. Or are you asking if I'm bacon?
I'm a little bit tired. Should go to sleep soon.
>>704212882
It's a lovely lady!
>>704215468
Yes you do, you just gotta dig deeper.
>>704214657
Oh so you jump in other types of holes?
>>704214774
Shinoa may be the only loli i actually like
>>704215597
Yes, Shiro. Not Scorpio. How're you today?
>>704214774
Nice loli.
>>704214816
This does not change the fact that I want loli Shinoa back :(
>>704215646
I jump in no holes
>You don't like this loli :(
>>704215604
I haven't had anything happen, my day has been pretty normal and uneventful.
>>704215604
Shhh your mind is fried.
Just go with it.
>>704215754
Cocked, watching willy wonka
>>704215765
Alice is a loli?
>>704215781
You're just being melancholic I believe. It's not uncommon.
>>704215815
Okay. Are you going to eat me now?
>>704215858
You got cocked!? Or are you getting cocked??
>>704215884
Kind of
>>704215925
That sounds about right, but it doesn't help.I might go lay down and finish watching The Big Short
>>704215925
That would require effort. You live to see another day
g a r d y claimed
>>704216364
That's nice. Gotta see my family tomorrow, or would at least like too.
>>704216427
Hello Gardevoir.
>>704214182
I'll make sure to eat something, do not worry.
They are going just fine, and I promise you that I'll see you soon enough.
Good luck.
>>704216572
Hey there Shiro! How's your day been?
>>704215925
Half way there, livin on a prayar!
>>704216427
Secondary, lovely
>>704215858
Gene Wilder or Johnny Fail?
>>704216717
Hiya Galil! You well?
>>704216761
Hey there bug-buddy!
>>704216427
Pathetic
>>704216761
That's not a proper answer to either of my questions.
>>704216747
It's been good. Didn't go to school today, gotta credit it to that. Yours?
>>704215164
Marihu was pretty popular and kind. Too bad she passed away and become a demon of a cursed gear to Lieutenant Colone Gurren. A tool if you will. Speaking of tools, isn't saber a tool? ',:^)
>>704215646
Cause everybody loves shinoa! Can you really hate a face like this?
>>704215754
Thanks
>>704215765
I am back!
>>704216917
I'm ok.
>>704216773
Wilder, Violet just turned violet violet
>>704216917
How goes it Gardy?
>>704216964
Getting there, not quite out yet
>>704213587
bretty gud. New clan mates from /waifu/
gib da trips and da lewds
>>704217201
What. Stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj6x4EBlUJI
>>704217118
She is pretty smug, and smug is cute.
>>704216193
Alice is a cute
>>704217118
No, but i can hate her double tie, just pick one
>>704217201
Good lad.
>>704216572
Who are you looking forward to seeing the most?
>yuuko
Junko!
>>704215604
Hi Shiro. How're you?
>>704217118
>filename
Exactly how to pick a smug from a non-smug
And the term I used to coin it.
>>704217245
>I'm no longer the only one to hold a mean of contacting you.
Why even live
>>704216952
hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
>>704216964
Yup, a day without school is often a good day. I've been alright, long day at work but I'm happy to be home and relaxed for the weekend. Probably gonna go play some league with other /waifu/s in a bit.
>>704217201
^
>>704217162
At least being ok is better than being bad.
>>704217444
My three (four?) year old cousin. She's pretty important to me. Even though I don't know her age.
>>704217485
I'm doing okay. A bit tired. Tomorrow is going to be good. You?
Beatrice is the best rezero girl by far.
>>704217351
Ive finished three beers in about fifteen minutes, Im taking it very easy tonight.
>>704217405
THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES
>>704217794
She's loli, of course she's best.
>>704217864
That still doesn't explain you talking about getting/being cocked!
>>704217118
Thank goodness, Shinoa, there was someone posing as you with slutty 3D body
>She tried to tempt us with pizza
>>704217394
I agree with this statement
>>704217472
Hello
>>704217726
Keep her pure
>>704217625
Yeah, it is. How are you doing?
Wer de pussy at?
>>704217581
Don't worry. I'm in the threads a lot more than in the game. But check these trips.
>>704217118
You fucker :^)
>>704216773
Gene Wilder was the only Wonka right?
>>704218030
I try hard too. I give her head pats.
>>704217864
Its the only real choice. Anything else is heresy. RIP Gene Wilder.
>>704218127
I see what you did there :^)
>>704217374
It's confidence smile
>>704217394
I like that too though :/
>>704217573
Problem?
>>704217993
Really now? There's only one other shinoa that I know of that would post. That's alt shinoa or shinoa 2.0. Some people don't like that anon for some reason
>>704218127
And you're fucked ',:^)
>>704218045
Tired, and a little bored. Gonna hopefully have some fun in league.
You up to anything?
>>704217625
Oof, League.
Outta my depth
>>704217957
My alcoholic intake is simplistic tonight, but it may grow exponentially
>>704218215
Ye, rip Gene.
Also rip Verooka Salt
>>704218408
I don't like the tie
>>704218481
No, Im just sitting here doing nothing. As always.
>>704218492
Damn it Kneesocks. You are a pain.
>>704218408
Maybe because of the 3D body Shinoa, I'm getting a Vietnam flashback just thinking about it
>>704218408
It doesn't need to be both a bow-tie and a regular tie
>>704218408
Absolutely not. Continue smugging.
>>704218492
Rip Mike Teevee
>>704218823
No, Im a human being.
Id say a fairly decent one, all things considered.
Trail mix!
>>704219001
Hes next!
>>704218215
RIP Gene
>>704218297
>I see what you did there
?
>>704218408
REEEEEEEE
:^)
>>704218789
well that's unfortunate... you looking for things to do?
>>704218492
Yeah... sometimes I take a step back, realize I'm playing league, and say "wow... look at what a faggot I've become."
>>704219006
Yes, you are a good human being, better than decent. You still are pretty weird sometimes though. But hey, it makes you cool.
>>704218789
Ok
>>704218939
They're in the trees, man
>>704218945
Anime is weird
>>704219001
Fuck yeah, m'smugger!
>>704219201
Kek. Doing well I hope?
>>704219381
Yeah
>Saber
>>704219234
And thats why I soley play solitare
>>704219369
Hey! Its a wonderful kind of day!
And thank you, the feeling is mutual!
>>704219547
I think you're onto something. Solitare only game I'm gonna play anymore.
>>704219234
No, not really.
>>704219381
She's still smug though
>>704218945
Business suits are hot
>>704219381
We need you to flush out this tunnel Mason
what is a waifu
>>704219717
You are wise, you listened to me
>>704219879
Smart girl!
WAYFOOS?
>>704220142
I miss him on the colbert report
what the fuck is a way foo
your memes are like so 14 year old
>>704219940
The fucking penmanship on that signature
i bet colbert has a pinterass
>>704220283
Don't we all.... He sunk to Leno levels, man
>>704220366
LOL NO
>>704219381
well we already knew that
>>704219874
>
Is this like that one time where drawthreads brought their cancer in here?
>>704220139
I'm not a girl.
>>704220142
That's a good husbando.
>>704220330
people may say a lot of things about soto
but he is a master calligrapher
>>704216427
ohai
>>704216717
fukken nekofag
>>704216761
snobby popular chicks are hot.
>>704218079
You need to be on discord more often
>>704220504
We are your ancestors, come to reclaim our territory.
>>704220509
THE BEST.
>>704220504
We're an older tumor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LV4Qv6jcw
LEAFY'S RESPONSE TO IDUBBZ CONTENT COP!
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>704220631
>>704220682
Eh.
And what brought up your interests once again?
Really no point in coming back anymore.
>>704220544
I am never on discord.
>>704220456
What, I like business suits
>>704220764
I'm not watching a 20 minute response on satire.
>>704220902
We were ban on sight for quite a long time. One of ours is a mod here though, he gave us the okay to post here kinda
I always liked here better than the other chan to be honest.
>>704220986
I should've said 'to satire'.
>>704220682
Testicles
GOMEN-NE~
my you's don't seem to be showing up
>>704221031
Great
This can only go well
>>704220509
And Im a squirrel!
>>704220544
Damn right they are!
>>704220986
I'm just gonna watch the first 3 minutes, gonna give me the general feel for it :^)
Permaban, I might add.
>>704219749
Galil's smug isn't all that bad
>>704219874
It wasn't me! Reznov! He'll tell you all about it!
>>704219530
Alright homie cause if you need a bro to hear ya out, I'm there. Doing anything?
>>704220456
Yeah i know that. I wonder if there's a 'normal' anime besides slice of life. Cute blush btw
>>704220525
Midnight
>>704221041
Good claim
>>704220902
TP said "let's go to those waifu threads" and we're the only people that apparently felt like venturing back to /b/ for a bit.
Personally I don't know why we bother showing up round here.
>>704221035
New phone, who dis?
>>704221132
Fight for your right to post, don't be a pussy.
I've evaded countless permabans, you will learn eventually
>>704221041
Cute
>>704221125
Cute fang, everytime
>>704221156
How you here then
You're not a real shitposter unless you've been permabanned before and are thus breaking the rules by even being here.
Test is a pussy bitch btw
>>704221302
I moved and got a new IP, also I know how to evade?
>>704221218
hey queen of smugnatrix
>>704221302
Cute candy, everytime
>>704221156
colbert did i show you my grimmy ban?
>>704221369
Ah yes, you told me you go round here.
>>704221399
Fight me.
>>704220764
From the first minute i get:
>I'm not insecure, i'll prove it by making a 20 minute video calling someone who criticized me an asshole
>>704220922
I can see that
>>704221218
I'm not sure what type of non-slice of life could be normal
Unless there's an anime about Vietnam or something
Please save me from this semen demon
>>704221268
Evading is common place here
>>704221399
What good is evading if you'll be banned again soon?
>>704221469
Oi did I give you permission to eat my lolli?
>>704221508
How dead is the other chan right now?
>>704221318
As in, Im always lookin to get a nut
>>704221218
THE NUMBERS Shinoa, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
>>704221510
I want more reasons to wear a suit, they're so comfortable
>>704221560
Pardon?
>>704221673
Some guy was telling me these threads don't get banned on sight, was he incorrect?
kinda like seeing based stocking here
glad he's doing well
js
>>704221488
On the other chan? Yeah lol it was pretty great
>>704221508
>me fighting you
>https://youtu.be/RI0i_tL-8aU?t=2m31s
>>704221673
Good, you're learning.
>>704221716
You evade even more. Unless you're a BITCH.
>>704221717
Oh my goodness!
>>704221560
>Mfw I'll finally be able to sleep in tomorrow
>>704220764
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3LV4Qv6jcw
oh shit. This shit is weaker than my grandmother, and that bitch is dead.
>>704220907
>>704221716
Fairly active. It's a Friday night. I'm almost hoping a tinychat happens, it usually does on Fridays.
>>704221031
Well, most of the people who used to post back then don't really show up anymore.
I do not want to disappoint you if you were looking for a specific poster.
>>704221234
>we're the only people that apparently felt like venturing back to /b/
Is the rest of your group a bunch of pussies?
>>704221770
Depends on the OP or just random mod boredom, but mostly they don't care at all.
Now that Legion has been out for awhile how do you like it?
>>704221808
I don't even know if I can evade with this IP
>>704221860
Whoa I forgot tinychats were a thing
>>704221867
They just don't like it here anymore.
>>704221155
I's Leafy, the whole video will be "OOOoh cringe, i'm gunna drink bleach, you should kill yourself"
Rinse, repeat
>>704221867
I am supremely adaptable.
>>704221974
Wow, way to be a bitch
>>704221796
I read "a fuck everything with hooves slut" and realized you're growing on me after several years.
>>704222081
No u
>>704221845
rip leafy
he's deflating :c
>>704222019
I expected nothing else :^)
>gardy
>not liking chaos and new people joining at a decent rate
I legitimately don't get why people are opposed to coming back
>>704221826
Im a mad man!
