Faces of /b/ roast me faggots
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Faces of /b/ roast me faggots
>>704196387
You look like if Anything4Views lost weight to look better, and ended up looking worse in some way.
>>704196387
>>704196387
You look like a man, who looks like a boy, in a stupid hat.
oy vey
>>704197025
You look like you wanted a pony for the longest time when you were younger. A year or so ago your family, some of whom are related to you in more than one way, bought you a pony for your birthday. They gave you most of the day; you named it, you began to bond. Then they killed it in front of you, butchered it and forced you to eat most of it raw. It took all night.
You murdered them all in revenge, but the rage never left. It's all you have now, but no matter how many lives you take the rage will never go. It will never be enough.
>>704196990
I'd hit it
>>704197459
Is the thing that lives on your head alive? I assume it's connected directly to the brain. Does it control you directly? Or is it merely living vicariously through you as a human, to learn and take its knowledge back to its people?
You look average as fuck. Yet that mouth looks jewish. Are you a jew anon?
Your soft eyes and rounded nose make you look like a fembot from Austin powers. You got silky smooth skin scattered with moles and cut very easily. Looks like you waiting for your balls to drop before you realize you are actually a gay bottom. Your parents committed suicide because you're a useless AIDS dump of man cum and people are embarrassed to be around you. Probably wearing tap shoes and tuck your dick when you check yourself out in the mirror you disgusting homo alf watching Michael Jackson impersonator. You wear dishwashing gloves and mom pants bitch.
>>704197459
yikes ugly
>>704198060
Your own fingers are repeated so often, that you come across as a freak of nature, the likes of which only exist in those weird body horror films men who are scared of vaginas make all the time. You might be nice, though, what do I know?
rate me
>>704197459
funny hair
>>704197025
mods pls
>>704196990
mods!
>>704196387
lazy bum wannabe
no h8
>>704196990
u look like a ugly twin brother of the ginger boy in harry potter films
>>704198488
Have a good look at that picture you posted. That's why people don't like you. That feeling that picture evokes? That visceral urge to wipe the smile off that smug face? That's how everyone feels when they look at you.
They're right.
>>704198801
major faggot
>>704198488
one of the most disgusting faces I've ever seen, how happy I am not having to be you
>>704198801
Were you just wearing that shirt while browsing /b/ or did you go and grab it for the picture?
Either way, you're a cunt.
>>704196387
>>704198801
is it hard to find decent fitting shirts, with shoulders that small?
Rate me
>>704199139
You look dead. Are you a vampire?
>>704199221
Didn't you kill some people?
>>704199364
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>704199164
>>704198801
Correction: this one is even worse
>>704199364
Did you head get caught in a wheat thresher?
>>704199424
You have fucked at least one close relative.
>>704199139
BAJINGA!
Rate me?
>>704199424
if minimum wage had a face it would look like this
>>704199640
Macklemore at 10 years old
Meh. Bored enough.
>>704199640
Why are your eyes so big? Did you buy big eyes somewhere? Are there shops selling custom body parts that are slightly, but comically oversized? Where are they?
>>704199870
Trap
>>704199364
I can tell by the way you look into the camera that you're a big massive cunt. go fuck urself.
>>704199640
u look like what would happen if someone tried to photoshop a person with downsyndrom into a normal looking person and failed
>>704198488
another angle
>>704199870
7/10 why do people almost never smile though? Looks so much better most of the time
hai muh naym is tehd
>>704199870
Those whales on your top are strangely prophetic. You're young, but one day soon all that sugar will stop bouncing off your metabolism, but it'll be too late. You'll be so conditioned to it that obesity will come looming only to make you loom yourself.
>>704199640
i can`t tell if ur 30 years old or 12.
>>704200100
10/10
>>704200081
There's no angle that's going to get you any positive comments. Just stop
>>704200081
See what I mean? You just want to punch it.
>>704196387
you look like a younger, skinnier version of ethan from h3h3
>>704199870
please let me fuck your ass
>>704198588
Fuck are you criticising hair for professor xavier?
Can't tell if you have male pattern baldness, got chemo or the camp officer shaved it off for you
>>704200081
I could spit on you and it would be an improvement
>>704199640
Shit. Just realized this isn't a rate thread but a roast thread. Guess that's what I get.
Am I really that bad?
>me at otakon
>>704199967
Born with a vagina. Sorry.
>>704200098
>>704200185
That's why I got it.
>>704200258
>>704200271
i said no h8 :(
>>704200338
u look like John C. Reilly son and that motherfucker ugly
>>704198488
Are you some sort of failed Minion?
>>704200449
tits or gtfo bitch.
>>704198588
> chill-dude-would-grab-a-beer-with/10
>>704200438
What the fuck is otakon? Please don't be what I think it is
>>704200449
Better, definitely cute
>>704199705
kek
>>704200338
That face swap app makes weird pictures.
>>704200438
You just look sad. I feel bad about saying bad things about you.
That said, lose the stupid animal hat, you look like a cunt.
>>704199195
It's an old picture
>>704200396
You're not ugly kid, you're just an average guy. Theres nothing wrong with you
:(
>>704200449
>That's why I got it.
Funny. But I'm old enough to be your dad; stop flirting with me.
>>704200454
What do you expect when your face looks like one of those bags on a test-your-strength machine?
>>704201021
You look like my son's kindergarten teacher, pretty cute tbh
Here's another one. Before someone comments on my not smiling, I tried and it looked stupid at the time
>>704200828
Definitely a cunt.
>>704201021
You still have a phone from 2008? Or is that just a picture from 2008?
>>704201035
Is that an oily hipster for ants?
>>704196387
>>704196875
Lookin dope corndog bro
>>704201035
I'd hit it
>>704199705
This is me coming home from my $75k a year job nigger
>>704201203
I'd recommend some kind of eye reduction surgery, then you'll be fine.
>>704199870
Doesn't show forehead, therefore you must have a big forehead. 4head kappa
>>704199640
u scottish?
>>704201294
It's hard to tell what you look like, seeing as you took the picture with a supernova coming through the window behind you
>>704201021
Looks like dating material.
But that coming from me means potential psycho :(
>>704201315
As in actual hitting or bangin?
>>704201294
Handsome as fuck
>>704201203
You sort of look like Alan Tudyk.
>>704199918
Why? Are yo looking for a dick?
>>704201381
Nope. American
>>704201301
NCS?
>>704201543
Why not both?
>>704201301
your eyes are blue as hell also nice bangs
>>704201344
Then you can afford plastic surgery
>>704201294
You look confused. It's called a camera. It looks at light like your eye, but makes it readable to the computer. Believe it or not, your image has now been sent across the world!
>>704201301
Not sure if bloke.
>>704201344
Is there a bomb in that bag?
>>704201301
I can't help it, "it" took out my city, the rads will get me soon make me uggs
>>704201426
dem eyes
>>704201634
what
>>704201203
post dick?
>>704201609
Nah, my dick's fine. I always wanted one giant ear. Like Ferengi big, but just on one side.
>>704201869
This nigga looks like a fuckin tic tac
>>704201869
Wow, what a massive fucking dome you've got
You're like a snipers wet dream
Roast my gains
>>704201802
You first
>>704201985
That pic makes you look like Matt Damon
>>704201869
Did you shave the head hair to enhance the epic size of your chin? Because that's what it did.
Brave choice. You're a braver man than I.
>>704201985
Those face swap pics again. Hilarious. With the man faced girl and the girl faced man. What technology can do.
Roast me
>>704201762
My eyes?
>>704201712
vochtige AF
>>704202049
if you insist
>>704201574
thx jabronie
>>704202291
actually my chin is big because of lense distortion lol
>>704202392
Neo-Nazi for sure
>>704202397
Well shit
>>704202244
No amount of hat can hide that forehead, mate
Roast me faggots
>>704202015
Your muscles are large, but your wrists look pretty loose. Says it all, really.
>>704202174
Are you smoking Silk Cut? Wanker.
>>704202244
You look photoshopped. Is that actually how you look?
Get a job in Hollywood. Play aliens.
>>704202268
Blurry as fuck . You need glasses.
>>704201301
u look like that porcelain doll that sits on a shelf in grandmas house nobody wants to be alone with because she kinda creepy/ugly
>>704201869
You should share some chin with leafy
>>704202244
>>704202397
More pictures aren't going to make people complement you
>>704202438
Yeah, the camera adds ten pounds of chin.
>>704202327
your nostrills are so huge it looks like you are preparing for a big sneeze
>>704202591
Do you want us to only roast half of you or what
>>704201203
indeed. post yours?
>>704202647
How many cameras are fucking on him them
>>704200100
tre cool browses /b/?
>>704202690
This. Harvey Dent/Two Face wannabe only looking to get half scorched
>>704202739
Just one. That's what I'm saying.
There's a point where it just becomes greedy. There are people with almost no chin and this guy, chinning about, making them feel bad.
>>704202283
you look like a waste of time lol
>>704202327
Nationality?
You look good.
>>704202327
Niggas nostril so big then inhaled his fucking beard
Patchy ass motherfucker
>>704201993
Kek
you will never have the money i have bitches
>>704202244
Your head is so skinny
>>704201993
kek
>>704202306
I can't tell what gender you are. I'd fuck you, though, so there's that.
>>704202327
You look high as fuck. Good for you,
>>704202392
Dude. What the fuck? Seriously. Stop.
>>704202591
> Roast me faggots
You're doing a pretty good job of it yourself.
>>704202316
yeeah they be pretty
>>704201203
you look bi
>>704202591
Theres a piece of shit below your lip
YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF KIDS
>>704200081
*Desperately tries to beard*
>>704202283
REGGIE WHITE LETS GO
>>704202954
DUDDITZ
>>704203227
Damn dude, nice hair.
>>704202859
That's exactly what I was thinking
>>704202954
Is this a stoner from the 70s for ants?
>>704202970
Is this a rich, Asian wannabe gangster for ants?
>>704203149
Something to look at as one drunkenly pounds away.
>>704203161
Exposing yourself on the internet is an interesting choice.
>>704203407
>Is this a rich, Asian wannabe gangster for ants?
No, its me faggot. Im Japanese first of all and i hustle hard. Grinding for my money that you will never have, kid.
>>704203227
High as fuck No 2.
>>704203318
Killed a man for knocking over his beer.
>>704203360
ty ;3
pls rate i'm desperate and i want to die
>>704203161
Still, yours looks quite good. Hope you're happy with it
>>704203529
So rich, Asian wannabe gangster is pretty accurate, then. Where do you stand on ants?
rate me
>>704203530
at least i can afford drugs
>>704201203
y you delete?
>>704203141
Am clearly a dude, just with long hair, thx for the compliment tho
>>704203613
fuck you man... just tell me how do i look
>>704203615
Holy fuck learn to tie a tie.. it's like the flying spaghetti monster laid a cleveland steamer on your chest.
>>704203551
>You will remember this day as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow
>>704203652
I'm wasted, man. I'm not judging.
>>704203621
This guy knows.
>>704203555
Nothing bad, except maybe change the haircut. though I feel it doesn't mean shit coming from me
Nice trips btw
>>704202283
Faggot
>>704203529
No raughing arrowed
>>704203767
Better picture of me
>>704203615
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>704203686
Yup
Roast me
>>704203939
AMERIFAT/10
>>704204079
are you at least happy with your D?
>>704204115
I'm not even american
Pic of me on the toilet, roast
>>704204156
I'm not happy with any part of me. That's why I came here. I look towards others for validation
>>704204194
dude stop posting you're gross
>>704201203
Haha what a little jip stain.
>>704197459
God damn.
>>704204194
You look like Dylann Roof's retarded brother.
>>704201203
i found younger picture of you
>>704201344
Rent boy in time square? You look like a fudge packer alright.
>>704204334
Fuck you, post a pic of yourself
>>704198801
Awwwwww he's cute. And underage.
>>704204487
I did, right here.
>>704202392
>>704204236
well, at least it's ok-lengthed and cut. but any chance for a fully soft pic?
>>704196387
You're already roasting yourself. No need for /b/
>>704204487
You're twelve. Don't you have homework, or something?
>>704204522
I'm 18.
>>704202591
You look like you had some hardcore daddy issues
>>704204565
No, sorry. I'll stick to getting my face roasted
>>704204847
One word, faggotini
Get on my level of faggetry
>>704204847
you gonna age like rotten milk
>>704200828
Why are you still dressed?
>>704204803
This isn't you, surely no one is that fucking stupid that they'd take their company profile picture and post it on /b/
>>704201021
Bitch is that a flip phone?
>>704204714
>>704198801
You look like a transgender man. Like you're a woman in the process of becoming a man. Your face just looks way too effeminate. Unless you're just a fudgepacking faggot
>>704204714
No you're not. You're six.
>>704204803
Went for a job interview. Ended the day with a mugshot. Probably Glaswegian.
>>704204847
The struggles of being only a head carried by a hand had served to make him resilient. Even when left out in the sun alone and with no escape from the burning radiation, he retained his composure.
>>704199640
gayfag/10
>>704204943
:(
well, if you could spare a few moments, you should post such a pic in here real quick
>>>/soc/24328535
Bonus: Guess my gender
>>704197459
Are you a jew?
>>704205392
Attack helicopter
Just got this sweet knife
I love cake
>>704204105
Sexy as fuck solid 10/10
>>704205392
Wooow, roasting you would be too easy. Idk, do you even have a gender ? I wouldn't even fuck you with my daughter's dick
>>704199484
Roast and drumsticks.
feggits
>>704205481
OH MY GOD YOU CANT BE SERIOUS HAHAHA
>>704205628
dude wtf is that haircut are you 10?
>>704205498
Cake is a made-up drug. It's not made from plants, it's made from chemicals...by...sick bastards. One young kiddie on Cake cried all the water out of his body. Just imagine how his mother felt. It's a fucking disgrace.
>>704196387
you look like you'd be a cool guy
would chill with you/10
>>704199139
100 years a Slav
>>704199870
At least change the file name, bro.
>>704204943
Seconding >>704205346. Your face is a 6.5 btw, just a smidgen above average
hello /b/ I'm a neet desu yo
>>704205696
25 homie
>>704205759
me 2 to be honest
>>704205346
Sorry dude, I just don't feel like posting that again
>>704205874
Dig deep
>>704205821
Damn. Hopefully age will be kind to me
>>704205831
I like your face m8
Fucking literally wtf at all guys?
I'm 18 trust me
>>704205831
Gavin McInnes is that you
>>704206082
well, how old are you now? cuz it's pretty unclear
>>704206265
Prove it. Let me groom you and see if the FBI turn up at my house.
>>704206129
nice
>>704205392
Gay
>>704206471
Nvm
>>704206471
Shia LeBeouf? Holy shit, you browse b.
>>704206471
ugly sob who tried to hide his ugly face with a beard
>>704199139
Autism/10
>>704205874
For context, I just wanted to see if you have a visible line/ring
>>704206200
Need more of a chin.
>>704206860
Luckily it's barely visible. They did a good job not fucking me up
>>704201203
You look upset. I love your eyes though. Pretty average, can't really roast,
>>704207143
Yea, just wondered if it was there from a different angle or if my eyes were playing tricks. But, are you happy you're cut?
>>704207177
Hah now I'm getting mixed signals, you and a few others I've know like my eyes, others say I need eye reduction surgery
Thanks anyhow
>>704207439
Fuck any pre-schoolers recently?
>>704207385
As a kid, I never even knew what cut/uncut was, I thought mine was what a dick was supposed to look like. Then years and years later I learn my parents didn't even want me cut but the docs did it anyway. I'd say I'm glad they did in the end, uncut ones look a bit strange
>>704207528
As someone with big eyes I find them really attractive. Plus I love the colour of your eyes. No problem mate, just keep your head up since imo you'll get a ton more girls if you show that you're confident.
>>704207788
there is a difference between beautiful big eyes and frog eyes mate
>>704207749
that's pretty interesting. is your dad uncut then (given your parents' wishes on the issue)? and if you have any brothers, were they unsnipped?
>>704207924
I feel that you can really connect with someone with just simple eye contact. I guess I'm a sucker for eyes.
>>704196387
You look like a guy that still responds to everyone with a Bevis and Butthead huhh huuh huh!
>>704207788
Does confidence work for you even you're ugly as fuck?
>>704202244
Typical 4chan these days.
>>704207788
Thanks, anon. Whenever I feel down about my looks, I just tell myself, "at least I don't look like this guy"
>>704207749
Meh, imho it's more about girls liking it more cut, and easier cleaning/no cheese. Not who you linked to btw
>>704208105
Yes, guys who aren't insecure and just willing to take risks/have fun are really attractive. Since even if you aren't the most attractive, your personality and charm can swoop someone off their feet.
>>704207994
Brother was, never asked my dad (never will) my family is Catholic so it's interesting they didn't want me snipped
>>704196387
where in nyc do u live
>>704207749
Yea the things you're missing out on dont compare to all the nastiness and potential health problems uncut ppl have.
Post cuts tell me they only lose about 25% sensitivity.
I'm like "why the hell is this even an argument."
Uncut ppl are suuuuuuuuuuper insecure though. Its why most ppl posting in those threads are so angry and defensive.
They know what they got is nasty either consciously or unconsciously. Otherwise, like cutfags, they wouldn't care at ALL.
Think about it. Do you care? Like... At ALL?
Exactly.
>>704208208
You look like this guy from Monsters Inc.
>>704208318
so your brother is uncut? sorry, the phrasing of the answer was a little unclear
>>704208604
My brother said he was cut, that's why I find it weird they didn't do me
>>704208369
Guess the doctors were looking out for me, in the end
>>704208495
Funny, that's one of the comparisons that was made in the thread I got that from
>>704208752
Huh, so you're both snipped even tho your parents oppose it? and if you don't mind another of my intrusive questions, were you snipped before or after your brother was, chronologically speaking?
>>704208369
>>704208318
fucking cutfags. lick it up
>>704201893
That ear screams "I will be working at KFC" when your 60
>>704208923
See, that's why I find it so strange. I have one brother, and he is older than me. My parents, being. Catholic, wanted him cut, so they did it. I was not born at the time. So when I come around, my parents don't want it done for whatever reason but the docs do it anyway. I don't know if they got pissed at the hospital or what, I don't think I'll ever know
My bf just broke up with me after finding out I'm trans. Yeah I still have a penis
It just seems that no matter how much I've taken HRT and speech training, or how much of a girl I look like, it doesn't fucking matter. I'm so tired of everything. I've never been happier being a girl and I'm glad I started HRT before puberty, but holy shit its so disheartening sometimes.
>>704208906
Haven't seen that thread, this was honestly the first thing that came to mind when I saw you, and probably what other people think as well.
>>704209287
i mean, i'd fuck you
>>704202015
What a cuck, I'm 43 only do push-ups and pull-ups and I am considerably bigger. Hide your head in shame anon
>>704209270
Why not ask? I guess it's an awkward subject, but it was apparently raised at least once (hence how you know your parents didn't want it done to you)
>>704209287
Nobody cares you fucking freak.
>>704209270
then lastly, in what state (or general geographic region, if that's too specific) were you snipped? if you don't mind saying that is (if you do, declining to answer is preferred to fibbing as I'm doing an informal survey)
>>704209287
I couldn't even tell, you look gorgeous. I'm sorry that happened to you. All I say is don't give up since there are a ton of people that would go after you, trust me. : )
>>704209287
It's working for you.
Though you still might want to consider a therapist if your parents haven't gotten you one yet.
>>704209333
That ain't me, dude. I got that pic from a long dead rate thread.
>>704202591
I usually am pretty rough on people here in /b/ but this one is too pathetic
>>704209540
Fuck, my roasts were for nothing.
>>704209520
I got to ask though, why are you so interested in this?
>>704209690
Not for nothing, I got a pretty good laugh out of it. Brought back memories
>>704209691
well honestly, it isn't a completely rational interest. the topic just captured my fascination when I first learned about it in middle school, so now I ask about it here.
>>704202397
moar
New/Replacement thread
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704199139
russian/10
>>704209287
>>704208752
>>704208695
>>704209914
get in here, get rated again
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209840
Okay, well I've come this far, no point fibbing now.
I got cut in pretty much they same location you did, from the looks of it
>>704209386
probably not saying much
>>704201609
fukkin roasted
>>704209914
Get some better clothes.
>>704210229
Actually, meant as in "state [like New York] or geographic region, if giving the state would be too much to ask"
because, bump limit reached
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704209998
>>704210229
(Also, feel free to answer in the new thread if this one dies)
>>704210336
Sorry dude, that's personal, no offense
>>704210229
in any case, good thing your parents didn't have another son after you I guess, or else he would've been saddled with an anteater cock...
>>704210518
Moving to the new thread now
>>704210833
Not even "Northeast" or "Midwest"? If even that makes you uncomfortable, plz say so in lieu of fibbing, I won't get testy or anything
>>704210888
>anteater cock
Kek
>>704204714
+Unpossible.
>>704210981
It was in the northeast region of the U.S.
>>704211224
Gotcha, thnx. And not to press, but since your story was quite unusual I do wonder if it'd be possible to figure out why your parents didn't want you snipped, especially since they had your brother done...
>>704211224
Wait, fucking brainfart, sorry. I meant southeast. It was in Florida, guess I owe you that for messing up the first time
