What's the most painful thing you have experienced?
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What's the most painful thing you have experienced?
My uncle slid a phillips screwdriver down my pee hole. I was 8
Paper cut on penis
>>704192251
Separated shoulder.
When the bone pops out it rests on a nerve bundle and the sensation is hard to describe beyond really fucking painful.
Losing her....
Existing
>>704192251
Kidney stones closely followed by gall stones
really bad opiate withdrawal... oh and hughmungus football sized turd due to opiates....... ive been pretty lucky
>>704192624
Dude
It's a tie between slowly destroying my life or hitting rock bottom
>>704192443
How in the fuck does this happen?
>>704192251
a 45 minute continuous cough. Equivalent of 3 months of ab crunches. Never had that happen again since I started smoking later on weirdly enough.
Face thru a car windshield lost all my teeth never lost consciousness
probably just impacted wisdom teeth I neglected for too long. only major injury was dislocated shoulder and that was weak compared to teeth pain
>>704192371
Thats it?
Living
Kidney stones
Barnacle cut on my leg from surfing and having to get a lemon squeezed in it
A broken heart.
getting told that she doesn't want you around anymore
>>704192251
kidney stones fucking suck bros.
>Be 17
>Living with parents and happy family and just out of highschool
>Go to college (UK)
>Meet the most beautiful woman of my life
>She does the same course as me, the IB
>We progress through the year with little interaction until one day where she finally comes and sits with me in the cantine
>"Hey there... A-anon isn't it?" "Yea it is, you are Katie right?"
>We talk about the course we are on and the people in it, she tells me she hates 'most' people in the course, I tell her same except a couple people
>She leaves to go find her ride home as we finished early that day
>I sit alone and just let the raw memories of talking to her sit in my mind, I don't know if I can ever say this about anyone I have ever met, but she was the most beautiful woman I had ever met in my life
>Weeks go by and we finally come to the end of the year, there is a big party happening for our results day, Katie is going with some friends from other courses, I bring my best friend
>We arrive at the party and my friends goes off to find something to drink
>I sit on the sofa and talk to some other people from the course until she arrives, then she does
>I will never forget it, she wore a knee long blue dress with a high cut V neck that showed just the top of her cleavage
>I watch her as she goes into the other room with all the drinks, I wait there like a lemon figuring out what to say to her when I inevitably see her again that night
>Then the idea of getting myself a drink came into my mind, "She will find it completely normal and maybe say hey to me first" I thought.
>I walked into the room and she instantly looked over to me, I stopped in shock and pulled my hand out of my pocket to wave, my magnum condom fell out
>Ooopsiedaises.png
>"T...That is for my... friend" I stutter out somehow, some faggot in the corner shouts out "Is it his cause your dick won't fit into that thing"
Cont?
I don't think any pain compares to an anxiety attack. I don't know how else to say this without offending you.
>>704193779
yes
I had an orthopedic surgeon stretch out a tendon I severed after it had healed and the cast was removed. Fucking excruciating. I've had kidney stones and those were nothing in comparison to this tendon thing.
>>704192443
google apadravya
you fucking pussy. kys
>>704193990
you've never been injured.
>>704192251
near death from poisoning
it's more painful than extreme impact, electrocution, laceration, concussion, hairline fracture, life-threatening exposure (more surreal than painful), dehydration, starvation, dislocated limbs
I can't say if it's actually worse than shattered bones or 3rd degree burns or surgery without anesthetic
but it's worse than getting electrocuted in the balls with jumper cables
it's a sort of consuming, pervasive throbbing agony coming through your entire skull and all your organs and all your membranes, pain drowning out basically everything, making you wish you would die just to find relief
the poison in question here is being forcefed bleach, or when I drank myself into oblivion and swallowed a cigarette
eating a cigarette is apparently a really really bad thing to do
I would say acid might also be even more painful, but I haven't experienced it to find out
Being a mopey, psuedo-intellectual tween
Uh, I mean losing her...
tooth ache
>>704192955
it's ok, anon. just KYS!!
>>704192251
the first time my hemroids flared up. couldnt even roll over in bed without excruciating pain. went to the doctor and got a cortisone shot and was better in about 4 hours.
>>704193081
>life pro tip
seatbelts.
dick head!
>>704193990
I dunno man, I've tried both anxiety attacks and regular physical pain. Granted the anxiety had me more emotionally distressed, but I've tried physical pain that hurt so much that I'd rather have an anxiety attack. At least I can make the anxiety go away with the proper breathing and mindset. Having an impacted, rotten and pressurized tooth for example, requires a professional to get rid of.
> splitting wood for the fireplace
> set up wood on block
> swing, miss
> hit self in the shin with splitting maul
didn't break the bone, but damn close. every step was agony for a week.
>>704193990
As someone who experiences panic attacks regularly and is on medication for it, all I have to say is nice b8 m5+3
sciatica
/thread
> Getting live teeth pulled.
> Dentist practiced at School of Menglia.
> More than once it happened.
> Pain is nightmarish.
>Second would be hernia.
>>704194333
Fucking pussy.
Dislocated shoulder
>>704192251
Lower back pain. Probably prolapsed disc.
>>704193779
Please continue
>>704192251
Not having enough followers
https://www.soundcloud.com/ronniescholarship
>>704192251
Went in to doctors, I had ingrown toenails from these new shoes I had gotten. I was 13 years old.
The doctor shoves a needle in my big toe, I can feel my foot dying. She counted to 10, and without saying a word cut down my nailbed to the end I said it hurt, a lot, and then she pulled the nail out after cutting my nail loose.
I screamed once. Then woke up an hour later. Apparently the doctor next door heard my death knell. Apparently the pain killer hadn't kicked in
My mom burst in and thought my foot was cut off because I was white in the face, and blood poured off my foot.
I spent 2 weeks with a throbbing foot, hating life.
>>704192251
broke my femur snowboarding, snapped it clean in half. they couldn't get me into surgery that day, had to wait until the next day. they drilled a rod through my shin, tied a weight to it hanging off the hospital bed to keep my quad/hamstring from pulling the broken end into my hip.
>worst pain of my life by far for 24 hours. couldn't sleep. drugs did nothing. absolutely nothing.
My parents repeatedly yanking, poking, and prodding my broken leg at age 3 or 4.
>>704193037
would've liked to see your roids after
Heart break
>>704192251
Blowing out my L5 disk three times.
>>704192251
death of my beloved one's cat , her suffering was unbearable for me
>>704194767
That's just funny.
In the words of my wise crazy uncle
"Watch what the fuck yer doing dipshit, or yer gonna cut your leg off"
>>704194940
nurses etc are a bunch of cunts.
Diamorphine takes ALL pains away. Which they could have easily administered, the
fucking scum, murdering cunts.
>>704192251
toss up between kidney stones and a compound fracture of my femur
>>704194333
dude eating the cigarette doesn't get you high its just an urban myth
>been this new
Physically - being my own birthday candle, was hit in the face and hands with flaming everclear on my 21st birthday bash, when some underage tryed to blow a flaming fireball using everclear and a lighter. instead of misting it to create the effect he spit it in a stream through the flame and i just happened to be right in his way. spent the night int he hospital, and lost two weeks of work while i recovered from severe burns, luckily no scarring on my face only slightly on my hands where i blocked at last minute or i would be blind now.
emotionally - when she cheated on me then left me after a year and a half of marriage for no reason at all out of the blue with no real warning. never get married /b/
Testicular torsion
>>704195187
all you did was watch, anon?
>>704195275
>nurses etc are a bunch of cunts.
>Diamorphine takes ALL pains away. Which they could have easily administered, the
fucking scum, murdering cunts.
A Doctor needs to chart any medication to be given first. It's not the nurses fault.
>>704194106
>>704193779
>The whole room is pissing themselves laughing, except for Katie, she is just staring me dead in the eye
>She comes over and tells me that she knows the guy from when he was a kid and that he used to piss himself at school until halfway through highschool, I lose my shit there and then
>I walk out of there and say I am gonna go look for my friend, she comes with me and says she will help. Out of nowhere my friend comes walking out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles and puke all over him
>I panic and take him back in there, she follows me and says that his drink must have been spiked, I get mad and punch the wall, no one fucks with my best friend
>She calms me down and tells me that he is the priority now, we call the ambulance and he is rushed to hospital
>He gets his stomach pumped and is on a drip for 3 weeks recovering, turns out someone did spike the drink by lacing the cup lid with some hardcore mix of acid and ecstasy
>Over the summer holidays I visit him in the hospital while he is recovering and now and then Katie comes in and gives him a card, I think she did it more to make me happy, but who knows?
>Eventually he gets better and is walking around, he made a full recovery and was back in college again for year two
>Me and Katie carried onto the advanced year together and sat next to each other for most classes, we got lunch together and sometimes got the same bus as I could walk from her bus stop to my house with no problem, 'bout a 2 mile trek
>We came up to Christmas and my brain clicked into gear, I will get her a Ninja Turtles figure and some of their comics, she was big into them and I never knew why
>It cost me over £150 and was literally all of my money from my birthday gone on her
>She unwrapped my gift and blushed straight away, I can't ever forget that smile of pure joy from a simple act of kindness that was on her face, it was more than enough of a gift for me that Christmas
Cont?
Being born
>>704195366
where do they say it does?
read, motherfucker, read.
enough nicotine can easily kill you, never mind get you high.
KYS!
>>704193990
you're a fucking crybaby idiot
panic attacks don't cause physical pain
>>704192624
Fuckin' pussy.
>>704192251
A broken heart..
Imagining this anon taking the time to type out "dude"
>>704195366
Real pain
>>704195541
if it was poisened then why would they let you smoke it? >haha this new
>>704195501
nurses can administer drugs
>>704195371
you see, it's you fucknuts that ruin it for people who can act civilised and have a fucking drink.
also KYS!
>>704195697
the truth
>you dont think its gonna be like it is, but it do.
>>704194923
What shitty country do you live in where they don't have anesthetic or how fucking old are you that it wasn't widely used?
>>704192251
life itself
>>704195501
do tell me anon, what oath do all DR and nurses swear?
KYS
>>704195725
th pain thid dude had typing out"dude" with arrow marcs!
Cluster headaches.
I'd rather just die than have one again.
>>704195517
yes dammit
>>704195275
interesting. they gave me Fentanyl in the ambulance (I think) and dilaudid once I got to the hospital. they kept upping the dose through the night because I was screaming too much anytime i dozed off and moved in the slightest. eventually they said we can't give you another dose for at least an hour, so do what you can to manage.
>>704195300
oh, forgot. doctor removing bandages covering split thickness skin graft donation sites was pretty intense - not as insanely deeply mind bendingly bad as stones, or when they set my leg in the ED, but was the only pain that made me cry, even though I was on a PCA morphine pump.
>be me
>9
>out walking old bulldog with my mom
>another dog comes around the corner
>dog legs it and drags me about 10ft on my face before i finally realize that i should let go
>path is sort of pebbled, not sure how to describe it.
>may of passed out because ambulance didn't take long to get there
>had to pick out 17 stones that were lodged under the skin on my cheek, forehead and somehow 2 in my left eyelid
>had to go into school with what looked like a hellboy horn on my godfodder
>never walked the dog again
>>704195517
No thanks. This story is boring as hell.
>>704195730
You bastard
>>704195730
gr8b8m8
>>704195902
>Fentanyl
well theres the problem.
>>704195925
yoU ass -turd!
>>704196118
Lol k bye
>>704192251
>wake up in excruciating pain
>toe is swollen, hot, and feels like a red hot fire poker is being ground into the joint
>call into work
>rest
>learn that its goit online
>that next night its so much worse that the skin around the joint is peeling
>hobble down the stairs
>situate myself in my car
>drive to the er with my left foot since even the air from the open window causes excruciating pain
>get to ER
>"I think im having a gout flareup"
>admitted
>im drenched in sweat
>doctor comes around into the room.
>looks down at my toe from the doorway
>"oh jesus fuck, ill be right back you poor bastard"
>gone all of thirty seconds
>back in with vial and needle
>"roll over."
>shoots me up with a steroid in my buttocks
>"GOD DAMNIT, wheres the ice bath?"
>nurse comes in with a pale
>doctor points at it "foot"
>put foot in ice bath
>pain is immediately gone
>start crying from relief
>doc says that it was the worst inflammation he's seen on a first time attack, or any attack for that matter.
>took photos and shit for a case report
That next day I quit drinking, i quit soda, i quit meat, i quit dairy
Still mostly vegetarian to this day out of fear of having another flareup.
For context, Ive been shot, hit by an IED, and had first degree phosphorous burns. None of those wake me up at night. I have nightmares about my gout attack.
>>704196118
>>704196184
gay bi
>>704194333
I'm guessing you work in intelligence and you fucked up more than once.
I have a full set of dental implants from when I got caught. That shit wasn't overly painful though, I was in shock almost the entire time.
I am allergic to alot of medicines and all pain meds save ibuprofen atleast in the hospitals i have been to idk if there are other meds out there that the us doesnt use...i have had me jaw broken it healed wrong so we broke it again i have had my skull re-constructed 3 times by dr.ben carson the 3rd of which i woke up in the middle of and recall everything, i have had my chest re-constructed twice i have broken my foot in half (toes to heel), i have hyper extended and broken my elbow, i have dislocated my knees several times as i have a ligament disorder that makes things easy to dislocate, i have broken my hands and fingers many times i have had the back of my throat lasserated and almost bled to death from the mouth, i have a scarred up liver and i am down one kidney from a bout of bacterial menengitus which combined with the fact that i am uncut urine infections and kidney stones are a common occurrence. Life is pain. I live in poverty because my medical bills plus my mom has cancer now.
>>704196197
armyfag detected.
>>704192251
ripped my thumbnail out, not just bent it back
ripped the nailbed and the while shebang out
punchin someone realy hard in the haed
>>704195517
Nigga I've done acid and MDMA same time no hospital required. And I was drunk. And did cocaine that same night. I was also smoking weed the whole time.
Your story is lies.
>>704196464
hurts your hand hard
>>704196397
>while shebang
story
>>704195697
My dick is out
>>704195422
whats that question about ?
her cat got viral leukemia its death sentence
>>704192251
I have regular kidney stones. One sucks at this point but it isn't the end of the world. The most painful is when a stone started from both kidneys at about the same time. I drove to the er and then passed out from the pain. I later had two stones rolling around in my bladder. I wouldn't that pain on any living being who can feel pain.
>>704196464
>haed
Ruptured disc between 4th and 5th vertebrae.
Couldn't walk or stand without experiencing extreme nerve pain in my lower back going into my legs. Towards the end I couldn't even sit down. I was almost unable to not even lay down.
They had my on a ton of opiates and It made me zombie. Couldn't shit either.
ended up getting surgery this past June
tfw pain free
Reading this post
>>704196081
....so, how about an explanation Florence?
>>704196620
raeding this post
>>704196335
Nigga, this is you
>>704196081
Fentanyl is the final solution.
>>704192251
Running 5 km
When I was 9 I was riding my bike with a ski helmet and no shirt like a weirdo, and as I accelerated down this hill I let go of the bars for just a moment and I was instantly caught in a bumpy broken part of asphalt on the side of the road.
I somehow got stopped and fell out of my bike and dragged my face across the gravel. Half of my face was bloody and if it weren't for the helmet I probably would've died or suffered brain damage. I also fucked up my knees and left shoulder, which still has a small bump on it 7 years later.
>>704195517
Keep going
>>704196553
>suffering
a term of pain or etc you could have put it out of its misery, anon
Or you one of these retards that say 'Bring' when you fucking mean 'TAKE'!! buy a fucking dictionary.
>>704196335
Steven tyler robots?
>>704196702
I kekd man ill have to remember that
>>704196197
What is this "gout" you speak of? Why did you need to give up eating things that taste good?
>Junior Year football 4 years ago
>First fucking game of the season against our neighboring rivals
>3rd Quarter inside blitz play so i'm shooting the gap between the offensive guard and the tackle
>Someone pushes the halfback onto the ground infront of me so I jump over him to get to the fullback with the ball
>Land with my left leg fully extended out infront of me about a foot and a half
>Body weight was forward
>Knee hyper extended backwards to, what I was told, was about 30 degrees backward.
>Audible Snap and crunch
>Hurt so hard was blacking out between screams
For reference I havent had much else pain so this was the worst I had experienced thus far
>Completely tore my PCL and my MCL through, had a small tear on the ACL, and fractured my femur in 3 places along the knee.
>2 and a half years of PT and 2 surgeries later im still walking with a brace.
I was a fat fuck lineman back then and my weight basically ended my walking career. Dont do potato chips kids.
>>704196590
Glad to hear it worked out. Sounds like it was rough.
>>704196649
I fucking did, clown.
>diamorphine
ask the army fag in the thread
>>704195785
No, the doctor used it. But apparently my body resisted it because it spread too slow, by the time she cut, it had only started to numb, and when she pulled the nail off the bed it hadn't yet numbed it.
It was all good though, it was free and they settled out of court so we wouldn't sue them.
>>704193362
edgy
>>704197149
It sucked man.
But the experience has given me a new lease on life.
Life
>>704197123
yeah fuck that
>>704196197
so what was a blue on blue/blue on green like? fun?
>>704196869
no no no you is of not understand
> cat sick
> beloved one sad
> cat cant be saved
> vet kills cat
> beloved one very sad
> beloved one suffering
> me very very very suffering
> me feels pain in mind
> WWWWAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH !!!
>>704195885
>She never got me anything that year, but the guilt did something amazing for me, she kissed my cheek. Up until that point I was a kissless faggot
>I got so excited and happy that I didn't know what to do, I ran to the bathroom and hid there for 10 minutes as I suppressed my erection
>I go out to her and apologise for running away, she says she understands and then gives me the weirdest smile ever... I think she knew
>Pass the holidays and we are back at college, the course starts to kick into high gear now that we had a full year and a holiday to prepare
>Assignments and tests surround me harder than the Vietcong. I get over whelmed and have a mini panic attack in class. BROKEN ARROW!
>I compose myself and carry on without anyone noticing me at all
>Somehow I push through all of the course and come out with some mildly adequate grades, Katie comes out with similar grades to me
>We decide not to go to a party to celebrate this year and do our own thing, I went over to hers and she prepared a massive meal for us to enjoy, except it wasn't just us, her granddad joined us as well
>I was so under pressure I felt like the French in 1940 along the Alsace border
>He doesn't say anything the entire meal, none of us do. It has to be one of the most awkward experiences of my life
>He finished his meal first and then sits there and watches me eat... I struggled so hard to eat that meal and wasted like a third of it
>Katie tells me she is okay with me wasting it and takes the plate into the kitchen, whilst she is gone the granddad opens his mouth to talk to me, he says this "I know who you are and have known for a while, Katie is the only family I have left and not a single person will take her from me whilst I am still breathing, do you understand?" As he said that he progressively got closer to me
>I felt the gravy roll down my leg at that point, here was some old guy related to a girl I like, in my face giving me threats about taking her away from him
>>704196535
whole* shebang
>friend has to move out of second story apartment
>be only friend who owns a truck
>have to move heavy shit down old worn metal stairs
>stairs slippery from years of use
>carrying he-a-bed couch, be lower person on stairs
>friend drops his end and the jolt causes me to lose my footing
>couch sliding on top of me while i try to grab railing
>railing bends nail back as hand gets pushed between the couch and railing
>nail catches on part of the couch
>entire nail rips out, skin over nailbed peeled back
>thumb is kill
>emergency room
>>704197077
I would just Google "gout" but the jews already know enough about the things that make me curious. I'm done adding things to my file.
>>704195187
>cat , her
>>704197558
''oh my beloved, let's bring it to the vets''
case closed!
>>704197683
hide-a-bed*
it's time to stop
>>704197696
>>704194767
>Breaking up pallets to reclaim as firewood
>literally just bashing them to pieces with a big hammer
>this one piece wouldn't break
>swing
>bang
>swing
>bang
>swing
>bang
>swing as hard as I can
>miss
>hit self in leg
Was fucking painful.
>>704192251
getting your dick stuck in a car door
>>704192251
>most painful thing
pic related
My lower back was bothering me so I hung on a pullup bar for a little while, kind of like a poor man's inversion table. I could feel my spine separate a bit. Felt good until I stopped and my lower back snapped back together. Hurst so bad I couldn't move for maybe 15 minutes. Thought I was paralyzed from the waist down. After about 2 hours my back felt like a million bucks though.
>>704196575
i know thomas. i know.
>>704198050
you get to a doc yet?
Recovering from a tonsillectomy at 23
>>704195876
concur
>be me
>sophomore left guard in handegg
>scrimmaging freshmen
>kicking their asses
>blocking linebacker, whistle blows, plays over
>turn around, eyes are closed
>Feel him try to toss me to the side as I plant my foot.
>timber.gif
>feel it rotate all the way around, feel a fleshy crunch/grinding
>collapse, yelling at the top of my lungs, intense searing pain in my knee
>couple days later, have MRI
>next day discover I have a torn ACL
Wanted to kill myself. Got some sympathy pussy tho.
>>704198149
Mostly compaction from sitting all day. Was too cheap to get an inversion table.
>>704197077
Gout is from an oversaturation of uric acid in the blood. Certain foods that are high in purines can elevate your uric acid levels.
Alcohol and excess sugar are also indications for gout symptoms.
Even on a vegetarian diet my uric acid levels run high. Apparently theres a gene which can cause increased uric acid synthesis.
Ive had a couple minor attacks where my toe has ached. But nothing like the first one. That was bad enough i considered suicide.
Having my balls twisted and then cut with a bistoury worst thing ever...
Hitting your funny bone
was on a submarine and we hit an underwater volcano. was thrown into some shit and broke my hip or something. shit sucked. lol
>pic related
>>704198268
Take care of it now bro. I mean if your good your good. Take care man
>>704197983
well, anon.
the kind of retard whom thinks you can 'literally' bash anything with a hammer, deserves a bash in the leg with said hammer.
KYS
>>704192624
KEK
>>704197890
Or you could just tell me what it is.
Lets see..
I broke 8 fingers, popped both shoulders more than once, had a large blood dripping cut under my foot but I guess the most painful injury was BY FAR appendicitis.. that shit HURTS
>>704198000
>>704197155
don't be a dick, you didn't give any kind of explanation at all. what does diamorphine have to do with Fentanyl beyond being an alternative? where does Fentanyl fail and diamorphine succeed?
>>704196833
checked. also MODS underage nigga
>>704198398
/thread
>>704198268
>herniated disc
sore, isn't it.
>3rd grade
>jump off diving board in my neighbors pool
>slap nuts on hard raft
>stand in pool and immediately feel something is seriously wrong
>take one step
>pain shoots up my abdomen from my right ball
>feels like I was electrocuted
>limp back ot my house, three doors down, having to stop every 5 feet to let my ball rest
>tell mom, she takes me to hospital
>x-rays show I twisted my ball cord and tore an appendix off my right nut
>>704198420
I think I'm good now though, but thanks for the concern my man.
>>704197676
>He stared at the door and waited for Katie in silence, I did the same, except for the slight wimper of fear that was clawing it's way out of my throat
>She comes back in and tidies up the rest of the table, she takes his food and hers and takes it back into the kitchen
>After she goes back in the old man looks right at me again, this time with kinder eyes "I'm sorry Anon, I didn't mean to scare you like that, I do that to everyone Katie brings home, they all run away at that point and I don't hear anything about them from Katie from then"
>It was a fucking test! I almost lost my spaghetti at that point, the old man had basically accepted me and allowed me to like her granddaughter
>After Katie comes back in I leave for the bus stop, she comes with me and asks me what her granddad said and how I reacted, I told her everything
>We sit at the bust stop together talking about our IB results and talk about after college, eventually the bus came
>As I stand up to put my hand out for the bus, she jumps in front of me and hugs me, "Thank you Anon for not getting scared by my granddad, I really like you and want you to stay with me forever"
>I don't fully take in what she says until I sit down on the bus and the doors close. She jut said she like me... I did nothing to impress her or do anything exceptional to prove myself, but she likes me
>That night I sat on my bed and just thought about her, what she said and what that meant for us. Can we keep going as friends? Will something develop? How do I tell her the same thing?
Cont?
>>704198353
Has the VA given you a pill to keep your uric acid level kosher?
>>704198398
/thread
That shit hurts
>>704198420
>>704192754
This. Kidney stone that got stuck. Renal Colic.
>>704198525
>diamorphine
i think anon means, its heroin
good for all the family
>>704198765
>orange shoes
If I had his fashion sense I would hang myself.
>>704198549
>>704198759
/thread
>>704198398
>>704192251
Probably slowly watching my business collapse in on itself with no real way to stop it. Almost ten years of hard work and now, it's back to square one.
Yeah,....that shit really kills ya.
hornet sting/ neck spasm both were horrible
>>704198998
elephants shoes you too x
>>704198758
I dont fuck with the VA. I have good insurance through my current employer.
I dont need to wait seven weeks to see a doctor that way
i imagine this would be kind ouchy
.
checkum!
>>704198408
Holy shit
>>704199463
>>704196575
Stop drinking mineral/spring water. Distilled only.
>>704199463
What caused that?
>>704198408
Sooo who was drunk at the helm that time?
Stung by a bee on eye lid
Broke my elbow falling off bike
Took a shit a few mornings ago that was too big for my bum hole
>>704199634
Looks like a band saw accident.
They were originally designed to cut meat.
Painful - tooth aches when I was kid. Unbearable - itchy skin on stomach after bad sunburn.
>>704199379
ohhhh well aren't we a lucky goy
We rented a home from a renting company, pretty nice house, I walked into my room and after 3 steps I hit it. I was in socks.
>A 2inch barbed needle, like a straight fishhook. Went straight into my foot.
>I was alone. Trying to not scream.
>Trying not to move my foot I reached for my backpack, took me 10 minutes from the pain. I dragged it to me and pulled out a knife. Cut the carpet around my food.
>Needle in my foot, stuck to carpet, couldn't get it off.
>Drove to hospital walked in, dripping blood. Asking for a doctor.
>20 minutes later I'm explaining i think it's barbed, because I couldn't get it out. Doctor slowly cuts my foot open, drags it out.
>I called a lawyer called police. Called a renters union thing.
>Police found 29 more needles, various sizes, in all the rooms, as well as 4 razor blades stuck in the drawers. One officer cut himself when he opened the drawer. Which is how we found those.
The company blamed homeless people, we sued them and the officer who got cut also sued them. They lost badly, and it cost them a lot, plus my medical bills.
It's hard to describe a needle buried almost 2 inches into your heel, it hurt more than the time I grabbed a live wire.
Deep, super painful, throbbing. It took a month before I could walk on it. And to this day I can feel twinges in my foot.
>>704198633
first one of these i cringed at
well done anon
Uhh its between 11 day constipation, dropping a 30 pound piece of metal on tip of my toe , and prolapsed hemorrhoids
>>704199463
Reckon you could let them heal separately and have two thumbs?
full thickness chemical burns
I started feeling pain in parts of my body that weren't being dissolved, in particular a sharp pain in my left upper arm, so I was afraid that I was having a heart attack
>>704198740
Please keep going
>>704192251
Browsing 4chan for 10 years.
>>704199634
no idea anon
still not sure its even real
>>704195387
Guys do this to themselves daily
>>704199764
would have to have been a pretty thin blade to not have ripped the thumb to fuckery, no?
>>704192251
losing your manhood
>>704192251
Stubbed my big toe on a Nerf ball
>>704194940
honestly, you deserve that for being a snowboarder
>>704192371
Did he hold you down or tie you up when he did it. Was it for sexual gratification? Did you enjoy it?
>>704199468
lol, exactly
>>704199657
uncharted on the charts in use
>>704192251
eating too much hot sauce and having it burn in my gut - not my poop hole, my gut.
and I've been cut deep enough to have stitches, been scraped up many times as a kid, face planted into concrete, punched in the face, wiped out on a motorcycle... the gut burning is far and away the very worst.
>>704198633
I got a torsion once. Ball swelled, couldn't sit, felt sick. But I refused to bitch out and go to the hospital because it's expensive to get help in the USA. As opposed to my brother who went to the ER Because he had a cold.
3 weeks of not being hungry, being nauseous. Couldn't strain, and felt like dying. But finally after school one day I bent over to grab a paper I dropped, and I heard a snapping sound and I felt my gut shift, and the pain lessened. 3 days later I was back to normal.
>>704192744
I woke up once. It was all downhill from there.
>>704200119
>>704199119
What industry?
>>704199949
How big was your settlement?
>>704200395
Haha I guess you put it on the chart, then.
>>704200424
>milk
retard.
>>704200474
The Fried Chicken industry.
>>704200031
sooooo.......
>>704196335
Welp now I have a new fetish.
>>704200395
How long had you guys been at sea at the time of collision?
>>704199119
>my business
>>704193765
Supposed to be like top tier pain. Congratz
>>704200522
hindsight is awesome
>>704200430
Fuuuuuck dude. When that raft shit happened to me they said I was lucky to keep it.
>>704192251
getting jumped
>feelsbadman
>>704198765
would be funnier if he showed his hands at the end... this way it looks real
>>704195517
Write faster
>>704199582
I live in a place with good tap water and I regularly drink Perrier and San Pellegrino. I fill up jugs at a natural spring when I go by it while working. Why the fuck hasn't an MD made this connection? I guess they really do just want to sell services and drugs. Holy shit... my mind is blown right now.
>>704200493
My portion was $320,000 plus medical paid for pain and suffering
My mom got $750,000 because they rented her a death trap with attempted assaults or something.
The officer who had his hand sliced got $100,000 and the company was forced to undergo changes, all their properties were taken and checked. 2 more houses were found and they were ordered to pay a million per count to the state.
The judge basically said if I had been permanently injured, then I would have gotten much more.
>>704198740
quit fucking asking and just keep going you cunt
>>704200570
I'm not sure if that works faggot. But if it does I'd have to try drinking it WHEN the spicy food is being eat. You see, faggot, it's because the milk doesn't reach my gut to neutralize the spicy food's effect.
>>704195872
You both gave cancer
>>704192883
>>704192883
been there /b/ro. protip, get yourself a squatty potty.
>>704200660
opsec, broski.
>>704192251
Test
>>704200364
Not the same guy, but when I was 12 a counselor pulled my pants down, bent me over his desk, held me there while he fucked my ass and I LOVED IT and I'm not even gay (43 now)
>>704201206
not,,,sure,,,if,,,b8,,,m8
>>704201593
test sat.
Second most painful is having a needle enter and extract fluid from my spinal cord
Most painful is the pressure indifference in my head that resulted from the spinal tap, lasted a week, constant feeling that a pump was pressurizing my head to the point of it popping
>>704201380
That's impressive. So who was setting up these traps, and why?
>>704199949
>>704199949
bet it was a foreclosure and the previous owners did it. Around here they would do shit like pour kitty litter down the drains, pour concrete on shit - fuck places up however they could.
what was really odd though is that the house wasn't proofed / repaired better before tenants were in there.
>>704201412
fuck me, anon. you really really are retarded.do you think you have separate stomachs like a cow?
KYS
>>704198740
jfc no. stop you mongoloid
>>704201502
10 months?
waw, anon
kek
giving birth.
girl bit my frenulum while giving me a BJ
>pic related
>>704201973
feeble femanon
my girlfriend kicked me out because i'm a drunk mess... it hurts every day...
>>704201030
Yeah, if it ever happened again. I would probably wuss out and just go to the hospital. The pain was near unbearable.
>>704200115
I'm sorry I can't keep going, this shit is too painful
>TL;DR
>Katie and I finish college together, I get a job in a pharmaceuticals place and she does business stuff, we move in together and spend a few years having fun
>Eventually one day I come home to find her granddad on the floor with his neck slit open and blood everywhere, I call her name with no reply
>I go into the next room to find her laying there with half ripped clothes and her wrists cut, there is a letter on her half exposed chest
>"Anon, I am so so so sorry, I know you will be home soon so I need to be quick, my granddad came over to surprise me with a gift, when I got to open it I see his... thing going through a hole, he threw the box away and hit me, he then hurt me Anon. he did stuff to me that I would never forget, I couldn't let you or I live like that, so I did this. I am so so sorry Anon, I know you will hate me for this, I love you my prince"
It has been 4 years since she did that... 4 long years, I have almost killed myself 18 times, I don't know why I keep going, the pain is unbearable, she loved me! Why would she do that to me? When she loved me!
I can't keep living with this pain /b/ros, this shit is fucking up my head
>>704196620
/thread
>>704202125
kys
>>704202125
just stop then, anon
just stop.
you'll get her back, just stop.
>>704201380
were you smart and invest or did you just blow it all?
>>704202272
oh, what's wrong, mom take your playstation away?
>>704202012
haha, wow!
>>704202146
Jesus chirst
Walking 300m with a completely broken knee with a busted bike and backpack on back
Burst apendix, highly invasive surgery, so many complications, kidneys nearly shut down, 2 months in hospital. Worst experience of my life.
>>704202146
the old dick in a box trick, it's a classic. so what happened after that?
>>704192251
>slide off a boulder
>tried catching myself and landing on my leg wrong
>tore the ligaments my left leg
>tore my PCL in both legs
>cracked a vertebra in my lower back
>tailbone got banged up
>sprained my wrist
>had a pointy rock get stuck in my ass cheek
Also
>got shot in the shoulder
>>704202671
welcome to afghanistan
friend shot me in my thigh with 7.62 fracturing my femur in 9 pieces at a gun range. fortunately there was some army vet there because i passed out and so did a few other people.
try taking a shit on a toilet with wire, rods and bolts holding your thigh together.
>>704202012
Fuckin beaver teeth that must have hurt.
>>704192251
love
>>704201794
>>704201832
Well after the cop got hurt, the police really searched better.
They figured out that the employee who had trapped the houses did it to keep homeless people out. He forgot my house had been rented. And couldn't get to the property before i got there. I was just unlucky that I got there first and I'm glad my mom or brother didn't get in first.
The employee got arrested for around 120 counts of assault. I guess it was one count for each needle, razor.
In court the guy had to explain that he made homeless people traps, and had made a mistake by not removing the ones in the house that got rented. He said he was sorry that a kid got hurt as a result. That was it...a quick little "im sorry"
>>704202641
>they walked teh dinosaur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83nFiPoSuzU
>>704202146
she wouldn't want you to take your own life dude. chin up
>>704202641
Me, her family and mine had a funeral to remember her by, she never made a will or took out life insurance, so I lost quite a lot of our stuff to family members, I had to sell some other stuff as well to keep up without her income
I tried last year to see if I could forget and move on, I got so close to fucking a girl once, but then she smiled at me and I couldn't do it, it just reminded me of Katie and that genuine smile she had on our first Christmas together
>>704202485
so dum
bit of a toss up between having my femur shattered by a fat kid jumping on a table when I was in high school or when my appendix was inflamed. Granted the appendix pain was only a day, then the surgery and 3 days in hospital and then a week of pain. The femur took 6 months to heal.
>>704192754
Ugh...stones....by far the worst
>>704196535
I think the 'Niven' would enjoy this site!!..wot.
>>704202911
I know she wouldn't that's what I tell myself everytime and why I haven't done it yet, I just see her face looking down on me each time I go to do it. it helps to think that my angel is in a place where no one can hurt her, but it's worse to know that she is alone without me
>>704192754
You should probably stop eating stones dude
>>704202809
What a dumbass. If a homeless person had gotten hurt that would have been the best thing to ever happen to him.
I am not english so sorry for the mistakes I will make.
>be 4 years ago
>be 17
>fat, lazy, not more than 4/10
>dumped by 3/10 gothic girl
>dumped for the third time
>cause I don't like holding hands or being seen in public with the whales/ugly things
>only want to play videogames and to do sex even with ugly girls
>but still a virgin
>only had some really poor bj
>was even kissless before the second gf
anyway
>get dumped right before the end of the school year
>”anon, what is cool with you is that you don't care about anything, that's pretty cool in some way, but not for a relationship based on blablaablaaah”
>keep on with my geek life
>nothing good could ever happen to me if I don't do anything
>don't overthink it/dont care
>day and night playing videogames/watching movies/browsing 4chan/faping
>don't like social networks, having not even one true friend
>don't like any kind of things from today like the shitty music and movies etc.
>>704192251
6mm kidney stone by far.
>>704202413
I dropped about half buying a small house for myself, moved out when I turned 18. I have about $20k left. And I have $100k or so autopaying my bills/ for repairs/emergencies, i have around 12 years or so until I need to pay bills for myself, so i drop half my paychecks into that account.
I have a job at 7/11 as a clerk just for food/fun money. I'm pretty damn content with myself. I made this plan when I was like 16 in high school and now I'm living it.
>>704202809
You don't keep homeless people out. You pay a meth head and five of his friends a hundy to beat the shit out of them with a crow bar after youve asked them nicely to move out
>sauce: im a landlord.
Had a couple squating once. Police said I had to enact eviction procedings.
>go file papers
>stop at meth den with a hundred bucks
>neighbors call me two hours later saying the police are there cleaning up a "gang fight"
>>704202012
did you cum tho?
>>704203305
>2 weeks after the beginning of the holidays I decide to go for a walk in the woods
>walk from 11am to 9pm or something like that cause I get a little bit lost
>don't eat at all that day
>the very next day, walk from the morning to 9/10pm
>still don't eat
>again and again and again
>lost 28 kilos (61 pounds) in 6/7 weeks
>unbelivable
>didn't browse the web even once during that time
>I realize how far I went when I slightly can see my ribs in the mirror
>shave my ugly beard (hair isn't everywhere)
>decide to go for an eyebrow shaping (first time in my life)
>decide to go for an haircut (one of the first time too)
>proud of myself
>turned 18
>use all my money to buy clothes
>don't really know what to wear, so buy everything somewhat skinny and black
>go from a really little four to a big 6
>back to school
>>704196702
I fantasise he's gonna shatter into a million pieces, the Cunt!
>>704203032
Hopefully I dropped my 6 cans of soda a day early enough to not get them. ive been a regular soda drinker for years and I just kinda realized I wasnt happy with it and quiet cold turkey
Worst thing for me was when my spine decided to tell me to go fuck myself and I got a herniated disc. The feeling of it popping out actually made me scream. Right leg has been fucked for a while. Took a bad slip in January and now I cant bend over or pick up anything either. I cant work due to both this shitty spinal injury and severe depression/anxiety. Quite literally an autist who cant look people in the eye. im just a leech to my mother while working at my degree in information security. I feel like a fucking loser every day.
>>704192251
Dropped a hot pinchie once... I was naked... Landed square on the head of my dick hot end first. Left a little ¾ circle brand
>>704202768
Correct.
>>704203427
>some people I never talked to act all crazy like I was some sort of alien
>”wtf anon what did you do ?!”
>how the hell does they know my name
>a girl I had in my class 2 years ago passing by cry me “Oooh handsome ! I'm chocked !!!”
>BohemianRhapsody.mp3
>I realize that I am smiling like a retard
>I realize that I have never been that happy since forever
>Feel great
>Not even scared to feel empty again
>Feel invincible
>Make some friends
>there is the ugly ones that are all on me
>I was one of them and now they want me
>cringe conversations with most of them
>an hammerhead shorthair ugly one can't take no for a no, inviting me to her house every fucking school day
>a fucking ratgirl caress my thigh during class while ignoring my rejections, then get upset when I slap her hand
>I am in a whole new world, there is those possibles relationships with those 6/10 girls you know
>I have all the 0-4/10 girls on me
>The worst memory I have is with a frizzy and greasy haired pimpled fat little monster
>She is the kind of girl that is an absolute 0/10 how thinks of herself has a 7-8/10 while everyone is making fun of her
>She is like so blind of her surrounding, it's scary
>We are in German class, she is behind me
>She pokes me again and again for the 2 hours
>grambling things, telling things, like she has something “really important and difficult to say”.
>AlarmRinging.ogg
>I want to escape as fast as possible, I put my bag and...
>She takes my hands and asks me to go out with her
>NOPE.webm
>say no
>she asks me again like I did not understand the first time
>try to free my hands
>I am SO disgusted right now
>say no again and add a “sorry it's not you, it's me”
>wtfdidIjustdaid.jpg
>escape
>>704203520
>It's been weeks now
>Most whales/witches understand I don't want the kind of monster they are now
>I try very hard to be seen as a cool dude, I really want those 6-7/10 girls ass on my dick, it's all I see to be honest.
>So many fine girls make me cringe, like this one who is so dumb that I can impress her with everything/anything
>There is that one who has an adorable laugh and a damn little body
>but still I hand out mainly with dudes
>when there is those girls around I am like an outsider
>They are already organized as a clan
>I can't force myself in it too much
>Still part of the group tho
>There is a girl who is here since last year, at least a 9/10
>She has an original style, sexy and slim as fuck
>She has ton of differents friends from everywhere in the school, like everybody seems to know her
>I do, I know her, I saw her so many times, always with different clothes, makeup, etc. she is like a new character everyday
>I can't say it too much, she is totally the kind of girl you have in every “perfect face/girl” thread
>She is always with different people
>everytime I see her (and that for a year at that time), I watch her all I can
>I don't know if it's only sexual aroussing but I do feel many good things when I think of her
>I thought that she was the kind to be virgin, I don't know why (maybe the sometime childish clothes)
>She never spoke to me
>>704203341
Holy shit.
Thats incredible.
I wonder if it works for crackheads? Seems like a quick painless, not asshole way to get rid of homeless people
>>704198436
Fuck I've never seen anybody's face that's taken such a beating...
>>704203571
>But still one time at the cafeteria someone in my group is talking shit about her
>they are watching something on a phone
>We have a really large group so I don't hear well
>I ask an asian fag to repeat what he just said
>Tells me that the girl was a prostitute on week-end
>I just can't believe it
>It make me sick and angry for some reason
>ask a dumb question cause I can't concentrate
>”I don't believe you, why would she do that for ?”
>”For money duh”
>people laugh
>”I think that every popular person has to face that kind of bullshit, you guys I trus that you were above that”
>hands me the phone
>at first I am 100% sur it's that girl, she is fucking over a couch in a video with some sort of yellow/orange light
>I can't believe it
>after some seconds he takes the phone back
>I ask to see the entire thing
>he sent it to someone else and that someone else show me
>I see the entire thing
>I'm not 100% sure it's her anymore
>I'm more like 50-50
>”Why would she let someone filming it ? And even if it's her, why would she be a prositute ?! It can totally be her boyfriend”
>they went full retard “agaga it's her it's her can't you see”
>”Where did you find that video ?”
>”In your ass anon”
>>704203632
>then nothing much new about this video, I still say it could be an other girl
>a week or so after that, everybody has the video on their phone (not me cause old phone)
>but the majority of people in the school trust the video to be true and the rumor too
>soon everybody assume that she is a prostitute and that she does porn and stuff
>she still has all her friends or at least a good 70% of them
>there is more and more rumors
>”you knew that she did that in the school for a special client blablablah and took the filled condom in her bag and had to hide it an entire day of school, she stinked sperm blablablah”
>”I saw her kissing an old man in the park last week blabla”
>I am amazed/astonished by the stupidity of those rumors, I can't believe how dumb people went
>soon my grades goes really bad cause I live far away from the school
>it's the final year before university
>so I have to go to live at the school (residential school/internat)
>THE girl is at the internat too
>I didn't know at all
>Soon I come to understand that she will be here only for a little time cause she has a problem with her family
>there is not any friend of her here
>the evening after diner and the homeworks (can go from half an hour to 2 hours) we have 1,5 hour to do what we want in the “relaxation/game area”
>there is a room with a babyfoot and tables, and 2 tv rooms with lot of seats
>I am normaly always tired, but now that I'm here, after the first night I'm already full of energy cause I never slept for so long in my own bed
>I feel so alive, and I can't help it but think about the girl while somewhat searching for her in one of the rooms, wishing that she was not studying
>She is here !
>>704203333
Check'd.
I'd suggest buying into a Money Market account or even getting a financial adviser. It'd help down the line.
>>704203709
>all alone sitting in the back of the tv room doing nothing but hiding her phone to text I don't know who (phones are forbiden in the relaxation aera, those rules were dumb af)
>she had that depressed expression on her face that I NEVER saw before
>I always looked at her and that was the first time she seemed sad
>maybe the blue/white reflexion of the tv on her face and her eyes added to that effect (the room is completely dark)
>I stayed right at the tv room entrance
>I was looking at her as discretely as possible while doing my best to look interested in the shitty tv program that some douchebags had chosed (a reality show with tan dumb bikini girls)
>stayed here for like 20 minutes
>there were people going in and going out from the room so I've decided to sit down but there were nowhere to sit for me to still see that perfection
>she had her back against the wall in the back corner of the room
>I wanted to look at her again and again but still, I really had to sit down or I would have been a total weirdo/creep
>so I sat down on one of the seat of that last line of seats
>I was somewhat in the middle, she was at the far right
>There were only the two of us on that row
>Weirdly that made me happy as fuck
>I now see her body much better, but I practically can't watch her face now
>she is wearing some sort of pink yoga pants (not her style at all) as a pajamas
>she is wearing the t-shirt she had during the day
>I think that it's weird to change the lower part but not the top, she is like 80% of the time in skirt and the other 20% in short ; does she prefers to be in yoga pants but wants to look the way she always look cause it's look better and blablablah : that what I was thinking, I can't do anything but think about that dumb thing that nobody cares
>she gets up while there was still like 10 minutes before the curfew/the time when you have to go to bed
When I lost my virginity back in 2001 on April 23rd.
>be me
>be 34
>go camping with fam
>lost in woods
>find a meadow
>wander into wetland-ish area
>hear whispers in a thick accent
>git outa me swawmp lad
>h-hello?
>grabbed by legs and draged to a hut
>he begins speaking to me
>"PEOPLE ARE LIKE UNYINS LAD"
>he begins filling my anus with onion after onion
>this is painful
>he grumbles "AYE... DONKEH"
>They begin fucking my butt and mouth
>they fill me to the brim with cummies
>parents found me the next day completely white and covered with cummies
>go home and eat tendies because I had enough good boy points.
>I'll probably never have sex again if that's what it's like.
>abnormal fear of donkey's now.
Haven't had sex since.
>>704192744
This tbqhwy fam
>>704202012
reminds me of this
>>704203804
>She walks her way to the door, going before me
>”Sorry.” she said, touching my knee while striding over my legs
>I turn my head...
>THAT_ASS.jpg
>can't believe I see that ass so close, so tight
>she is gone
>she went to bed
>SHE WENT AWAY
>I feel like I never felt, I am all mixed up, I want it to be like in the movies, I want to be her hero, making her smile again, I want to be with her, for the rest of my life
>”wait.. I don't even know her personnality”
>”shut up you dumb fuck, she had so many friends all over the school, and she seems so adorable !”
>”but what if”
>”no”
>”and if”
>”the fuck not”
>”and how will I do that ?”
>”I have to make some sort of plan, that kind of girl will never be with a guy like me without a fucking motivation”
>I went to sleep
>I slept really bad, can't sleep, moving, overthinking, crying and crying
>crying cause I could never have a girl like her
>crying cause like a child making a whim
>not crying cause i'm pathetic but I could have
>morning.png
>my eyes are circled red
>didn't sleep more than some hours, and slept those hours really bad
>the day goes by
>the evening I eat at the cafeteria the diner and I see THE girl eating with a dude
>my stomach hurts for real
>he seems to be tall and skinny
>I saw it like 2 or 3 times
>looks gay af, wears leggins and hooded sleeveless jacket
>he is wearing the hood insidethe cafeteria
>what a dumb fuck
>feels jalous af
>want to punch him
>go sit with 2 “friends” of mine
>one is some sort of kind retard but a genius in class
>the other is a normie with glasses
>The kind retard spot me while I watch THE girl
>says something like “why are you looking at them ?” or some sort of thing
>”I don't see what you are talking about”
>”You can't stop looking behind me, and there is only this couple over here. So I ask you [...]”
>>704192251
Sheeit I thought those were thumbtacks for a second
>>704203898
>”shut up seriously nobody cares of what you think I'm doing, who are you seriously ?” (something like that, I don't remember well that moment)
>result on an argument
>they leave the table
>I'm alone
>The girl looks in our direction, our eyes meet
>Our eyes meet for like 2 entire seconds
>When she looks back to her friend I feels bad again
>sick of this shit
>after dinner and homework time they are in the tv area
>he is sitting like a complete jerk, shoes on the seats in front of him
>big shoes, naked ankles, black leggings, hug...
>come to think “is that her type of men”
>”I have a big skeleton, I will never be that slim”
>”I could kill him with one punch only”
>”Could it be that they already did things together ?”
>”Could it be that she has already done things with different men ?”
>”I am still a virgin”
>”I can't do anything right”
>”HOW CAN I GO TO HER ?!”
>”HOW CAN I GET HER ATTENTION ?”
>>704203172
she's still with you man. memories, loyalty, you told us your story, and she's a huge part of it. a part of you. i know this might sound cheesey, but she's still with you man
>>704193779
>Opens door
>Gets on floor
>Everybody walks dinosaur
>>704203830
old but gold
>>704203959
>days pass, 2 evening she is not in the relaxation area, all the other evening she is but with that guy, only one time she is in the relaxation area without him.. it's been more than a week now that I'm here.
>she is sitting exactly at the same place as the first day, in the far back right corner of the tv room
fuckit.jpg
>I go full I don't know what alpha/retard, don't know
>I sit right next to her
>she looks at me with that “wtf” expression
>those blue eyes staring at me are melting my soul for real
>find something to say, find something to say, find something to say, find something to say.
>”Are you alright ?”
>my face is going so red that I feel the heat all over my head.
>her : “Yes and you, are you alright ?” with a smile
>omg can't breath
>silence
>me ”Always”
>her “hm ?”
>me “I'm always alright”
>her “oh, ok” with a smile and then looking back at her phone
>the first time I saw her smile like a kind smile, the second time I saw her smile like a pity one, like I was some sort of retard that she had babysit wtfuuuuuuck
I really don't remember what happen here, seriously I will not make it up, but it happened, that's all to know
>I am playing with her hair
>I am fucking playing with her hair
>we are talking, I make her laugh and smile while I am making knot with her hair
>she pushed her seats a little bit forward so I can do that
>she still use her phone, but she is 80% with me
>it's like a dream
>I just want the phone to die and that moment to last forever
>10-15 minutes before the time, she says she has to leave to go to bed
>I don't try to push it or anything and let it be
>I rest here during the time I have left
>I smell my fingers
>They do not smell her
>sadly
>I'm definitely in love and that moment was the most precious to me
phys: Had a throbbing pain in my forehead, right over my eyebrow, next to my eye. 6 broken bones in total otherwise - wasn't that intense in comparison.
mental: Feeling of doom and despair in addition to "drowning" in thin air. I was in a college classroom in the middle of class gasping for air. Don't do (too much) drugs, kids
Got herpes once
>>704204056
>I want to marry her, I want to have many many babies so that we have a chance to have like one or two perfect ones (cause I can't imagine a mix between us two, we are like opposite)
>the next evening she is not in the relaxation area while being at the cafeteria right before
>the next evening she is not here anymore, she went back home
>during those day she ignores me
>not really ignoring cause I don't go to talk to her, but when I'm walking right in front of her she looks away
>bad bad bad feels
>don't know what to do
>overthink it again but the biggest question comes again and again : ”is she ashamed ?”
>I really dont think that I forced anything
>Was I a fucking weirdo for playing with her hair like that ?
>Did she just didn't know how to be polite with me ? She couldn't say no ? WTF DID I DO WRONG
>WTF DID I DO
>she is not in the internat anymore
>she does not aknowledge my existence during daylight
>I will just have to deal with it, I will have to become realist and go for those 5-6/10 girls
>I can't help but think that most of them are dumb
>Days and days after that, i'm at the library
>Winter is coming
>I am in the library to be in a heated space
>I'm watching a movie on my mp4, hiding it with a comic book
>I am sitting at a big rectangular table (a table for 4 or 5 persons)
>then it happens, where everything start
>>704193990
gr8 b8 m8
I got shocked by a 2,200 volt microwave capacitor, most unpleasant thing in my life. Other than that I get bubbles in my intestines which cause them to pinch, the pain from that is incapacitating
>>704204210
>THE girl comes sitting down right in front of me, a boy sit next to me and an other girl sat next to THE girl.
>wtf is happening ?
>THE girl “What are you listening to anon ?”
>me “I'm watching a movie”
>THE girl “oh really ?! What is it ?”
>and this goes on, like we were some sort of best friends
>she makes some sort of presentation with the two other person
>I am now see like “the funny guy” or some shit
>don't know what to think at all, don't even understand the situation
>the other girl has to leave, and so leaves
>I am now next to a guy I don't know, in front of the girl I love
>she wears one of my favorite jacket of her, a pink and pastel blue one
>it goes on, we talks for a bit and then
>her foot touch mine
>wtf
>maybe it's an accident
>her other foot touche my leg
>wtf wtf wtf I don't understand anything
>ANY-THING NOTHING
>there is a big window (like the wall is made of glass) and there is the guy from the internat, the leggins-naked-ankles-cringey-guy
>she see him and say “ho, here comes my boyfriend”
>W-T-F
>her right foot comes along my leg, caressing me
>the dude next to me spot nothing
>I don't know what to do, to say, I just want the time to stop, it feels nor good nor bad, it's sweet but at the same time I'm stressed. And above all : I dont understand a fucking thing.
>Does the rules of the universe have change during the night ?
>>704194632
pft
and be uncool?
nigger please
>>704203218
underrated post.
>>704203714
Yeah I was thinking of getting a financial expert. So I can dabble into the stock market, I heard I can get some stable options and slowly build myself safely.
I will probably call someone about it next week.
>>704199463
Pal of mine done the exact same thing, worked in meat processing ..cutting it up basically on a table saw...meat was frozen....hands get really fucking cold...
Buzz buzz buz...fuck...EXACT SAME THING...
when stitched up his thumb was as wide as two!!
Oh believe it or not, he cut the tips off of a couple more few years later..
Dead now!!
(Worked with a geezer who cut his thumb off also, thumb was fucked, so they cut off his big toe, and stitched that on there...But that's another story)
>>704204268
>the “boyfriend” (leggins-naked-ankles-cringey-guy) arrive, and sit next to THE girl
>she did not stop
>I start to feel noisy, stressed as fuck
>I would win the trial by combat with that fucking faggot, but I'm not scared, I'm stressed, stressed cause I don't control anything here.
>they kiss
>they fucking kiss
>not like a little smack
>french kiss for like 2 minutes
>2 minutes where she DOES NOT STOP THE THING WITH THE FOOT
>I want to cry, and to scream
>alarm ringing, they have class blablablah
>they leave, I have not class, I stay
>wtf just happened
>the evening before diner THE girl runs to me
>”anon, could you please accompany me ?”
>me “where ?”
>THE girl “to my appartment, It's already dark and I forgot my bus card”
>me IN MY HEAD [how did you come her this morning]
>me IRL “yeaaah sure I can !”
>I will have some detention and things like that, they will give me hell and all but don't care
>walk with her
>she is so damn cute
>silence for many minutes
>me “where is your boyfriend ?”
>her “already gone”
>me “oh”
>then we talks about her appartment, it's somewhat a new one if I understand well, it's like she says it's her appartment but it sound like she is being herself hosted, weird.
>silence again for many minutes
>she looks at her phone many times
>everytime she looks at her phone I feel bad for not finding anything to say
>me “are you alright ?”
>silence
>her “always haha”
>don't understand the reference in the action
>me “sure ? You look really worried.”
>her “yeah sure anon, don't worry.”
>dont want to be heavy/pushing it
>silence until we get to her appartment
>her “here we are, thanks anon”
>me “no problem”
>her “do you want to get something to drink before going back ?”
>silence, I was thinking about the detentions and all
>me “I'm already so late that it couldn't be worst I think, so why not ?”
>we walk the stair
>>704202012
Fiancé asks me to bite his every so often. Fucking weird.
>>704204338
>I behind her, she is in skirt, I try to see a pantie or something but can't
>when we walk the stair there is a door open ine the building
>one of the appartment is opened
>we come to a conclusion than I should look into the apartment to see if everybody is fine/alive/not robbed
>me “hello ? Someon ?”
>there is cats everywhere, there is just in my view at least 5 cats
>me “SOMEBODY ?”
>thinking [act like a thug, act like an alpha, go one, acte like a MAAAN]
>I enter more and more, cats are watching me
>A MEGA NAKED FAT WHALE IS LYING DOWN ON A COUCH FRONT OF HER TV
>mfw crisps and cats everywhere
>I go back quickly
>THE girl “so anon ?”
>I explain her what I saw
>me “[...] she is drunk I think”
>her “at this time wtf”
>we continu to walks the stair until we arrived to her appartment, fucking last floor.
>we enter her appartment, I can feel my dick twitching cause I can think only about the fact that their will be only the two of us here.
>her “don't make noise, there is GIRLNAME who is slipping in my bedroom”
>wtf
>me “ok”
>she asks me what I want to drink, I say limonade or any soda but get water cause there was only water, fruit juice or alcool. We then speak a little bit about things and keeps speaking.
>it's really late now, if I don't go back now I will have to sleep in the street or I don't know what, never been late so THIS late, I don't know.
