ITT Were on a road trip
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ITT Were on a road trip
are we there yet?
Close
>>704106516
MOCK!
Pull over, I'm feeling car sick.
>>704106516
I gotta pee.
>>704106823
No brakes on the rape train
>>704106657
are we there yet?
Who farted?
>>704106790
YEAH!!
>>704106823
just use this
>>704106516
Put my head of the window and start to yell NIGGER.
>>704106975
ING!
>>704107019
*does the same*
>>704107044
YEAH!!
>>704107064
*NIGGGGG, cof cof cof*
Shit, i eat a fly
>>704107092
BIRD!!
hey guys look a hitch hiker with really scraggly hair should we pick him up
>>704107158
YEAH!!!
>>704107151
ate you fucking dumbass no more of the weeb for you
>>704107158
This music start to play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gc4QTqslN4
What we do?
>>704106516
Can we stop and get some pizza. Chad also needs to piss. Fucking chad, told you to go at home.
oh shit, we were supposed to take that exit
Hit this shit niggers
Crack a window, I've been eating lots of broccoli.
>>704107520
yea billy imma tell you the truth were not going to Disneyland were going to your grandmas house
>>704106516
Well no ones in the car might as well fuck my cat
>>704108778
uhm Jim i think you forgot im here
Are we there yet
Oh shit we forgot moot
>>704109718
let's go back, can't go without him
Dad I'm hungry
I call shotgun
One word: nice
Do you get it???????
can you drive a bit calmer? i don't want my pissbottles to get shaken up, not after 7 years of caring for them
Thats it! Back to winnipeg
Let's play I spy, I'll go first... I spy with my little eyes something black?
>>704110353
Lives matter?
>>704108847
oh dont mind you can watch and do it after me *whispers huh wada cuck*
>>704107094
are we there yet?
>>704110353
a nigger
>>704109910
Moot smells
>>704110488
Nice dubs anon
>>704106516
I call shotgun 15 minutes into the drive and demand the person in front switch with me because nobody else thought to call shotgun
What's the red button do?
*Touch*
>>704109910
no were not going back for moot hes acting like a little girl again
>>704110162
rev up those engines we have some french people to kill
Can we get get a hooker?
I want a hooker
Oh and i gotta fill a script while we're stopping, just remembered
I think i farted
>>704111198
I know I farted
>>704111198
*pushes out of car*
*plays with the window controls constantly changing the air pressure in the car*
>>704111198
>>704111272
.... I shit in the back a mile ago
>>704111414
Stop it asshole im trying to light a smoke
>>704111597
timmy no smoking
>>704111198
>>704111272
You both farted
>>704111597
You're trying to light a smoke
Im just waiting for the oppurtune moment to yell allauh akbar
so gang what music should i put on for our car adventure
>>704111919
All rush, all the timestrada
Mom Sarah is being a fat bitch
>>704111919
Rick Asley- never gona give you up
>>704112052
sarah stop being a fat bitch or ill get the strap on
>>704112215
MOM not in front of the others..
>>704112197
I'm gonna kill you first...
>>704112333
but honey sarah needs to fucking check em
>>704112333
>TRIPS
Yeah mom
>>704112197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
rick asley it is then
>>704112557
YEAAAAAAH
Are we there yet?
>>704112414
Mom you can't kill me cos check em
there seems to be some nice men in white hoods waving us down should we speak to them gang
>>704112698
NO!
I'm turning out to be quite sexual
*stands on side of road with a sign*
"WILL GIVE HEAD FOR A RIDE ."
>>704112897
hop on in freind
>>704112792
They seem like reasonable fellas.... Oh look! That man has a giant wooden cross
He must be a christian
>>704110353
The welfare line
>>704112964
"were looking for a coon named jamal have you seen him"
>>704113048
"OH SHEEEET BOSS THERE GONNA STEAL ME CHICKEN"
Ignites car bomb
*alluh akbar* suckers
>>704112557
goddammit
>starts masturbating
>>704113125
Not this chicken
10, 9, 8, 7 - that bomb will go off any second now fags
>>704113340
>doesn't care
>continues masturbating
>>704113340
Yawn... Fuck off mohhammad... Id rather the KKK fuckers and they're wooden cross then you
Honey please control your shit head children there at the back. Remember I never wanted them you did
>>704113498
>stares furuiously into eyes
>masturbates
>>704112792
>>704112964
get to the back of the van.
>wanna hear the most annoying sound in the entire world????
aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
Guys you don't mind if I masturbate right? I know I'm supposed to help with directions as shotgun but it's been like a week since I last nutted. I really need this one.
>>704113695
>stares furiously back into ur eyes
>cums
>>704113589
Too late infidel!
>>704113748
We have a circle jerky back here, join us
>>704113748
Need some help? Siblings who play together stay together
>>704113678
you're the one that kept jumping on my dick i didnt want them
>>704113788
Can you keep staring... Im gonna be a while
Gotta take a shit....
*drops pants and shoves ass out window and drops turds that flies into a semi*
>>704113944
Mom he's lying, he forced it inside me I swear
... 3, 2, 1 BOOM
The muslim won haha
/thread
>>704113986
i'll do u one better
>starts sucking you off
Can I turn on the radio?
>>704114116
its been playing rick asley for the last 7 hours
>>704114056
>implying we didnt jump to a new car
>>704113843
Oh cool what kind of jerky do you guys have back there?
>>704114116
NO we're listening to Rick Asley fuck off you faggot
>>704106516
Pull the Vehicle over!
>>704114193
Fact you are now in heaven with 40 virgins. Praise Allah - what do?
>>704114292
>Update
*pulls over*
what seems to be the problem officer
>>704114114
Hey bud I don't wanna be gay or anything but can you do me after? Or whenever is cool...
whos driving this peice of shit
>>704114168
Can we kick this guy out on the rode OP?
>>704114292
It blew up idiot
>>704114361
thats me
>>704106516
So awesome of you guys to join me on my quest to win back the love of my life. I've never crashed a wedding and caused a runaway bride situation, but this is true love...
>you guys mind if we rob a few banks along the way so i have a little money to buy her a ring?
>>704114343
yeah sure anon, no problem c;
>>704114366
no it didnt fuck off
Oh shit it's Osama benladin driving
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>>704114366
so what you're saying is that it's already pulled over and that it cannot pull over any farther?
>>704114333
HELP, THEY KIDNAPPED ME, OP AND HIS FAGGOTS!
which one of you fuckers back there TOOK MY DUBS
>>704114333
you have anything in your pockets that are going to stab me? knives, needles, trips?
>>704114618
shut the fuck up faggot
*sticks dick in mouth*
this was a fucking mistake coming, you people are animals
>>704114618
Meow do you know how fast you were going?
>>704114656
no nothing dangerous in my pants unless you count my dick
>>704114535
It's kinda into pieces, but the retard anons won't acknowledge the fact we are longer on a roadtrip, but in heaven with 40 virgins (all the anons btw)
>>704114439
Cool. Be sure to cup my balls, lick my taint and finger my ass too.
>>704114717
we werent in that we left that car and got in a car with the kkk learn the plot faggot
>>704114717
pretty sure trips are truer than dubs
>>704114712
so you do have a needle, then?
so now were all hunched over in the back of the van circled around one anon whos blowing us all?
that didnt take long
>>704114731
for sure, oh and can i call u daddy? i kinda have this fetish for that kind of thing
>>704114800
nah i have a night stick
>>704114785
Nope, deal with reality looser
>>704112333
This is my trips I say when we stop. For now keep riding anon !
>>704114662
Sorry, but a centimeter won't shut me up.
HELP OFFICER HELP!
>>704114886
as the fucking dungeon master i say fuck off faggot
>>704114932
*Sticks foot in mouth*
>>704114937
You mean basement master, you are in heaven, Allah is real - deal with it
>>704115029
>allah is real
you just went full retard
>>704114932
Alright, everybody out of the car!
>>704114858
Yes you can princess.
>>704115029
Lolah
>>704115099
*shoots in the dick*
LETS GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
>>704115081
>implying I dont get 40 virgin anons for blowing stuff up
>>704115116
thank you daddy c:
>continues sucking
>>704115009
Fucking footfags gotta ruin everything
>>704115029
Get this faggot out of the car
>>704115157
OFFICER DOWN! REQUESTING BACKUP! APB ON A CAR FULL OF FAGGOTS TRAPS AND FURRIES!
Hey driver, mind stopping by Habbo Hotel? We could meet in the theater
>>704115099
THE ALMIGHTY DUBS OF FREEDOM!
>>704115340
i wasnt going for foot fetish but okay
>>704115369
We are not in the car, you are as illusionary as mr r0bot
>>704112333
>>704115415
Fuck your dubs my trips are better
>>704115581
We are in the ambulance car
>>704115632
SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA THIS FAGGOTMOBILE
>>704115723
No we surounded by virgins - fact
كنت كل العذارى
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