Celeb thread! Cracker pot edition.
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Celeb thread! Cracker pot edition.
>>704104445
someone said there were two new Jlaw nudes.
Post them.
I want to jerk anons off!
>>704105320
>>704105174
When did the new ones come out?
>>704105477
>>704105691
>>704105691
why does she get me rock hard everytime
>>704105557
They weren't new, I already have them
>>704105557
Beats me. Some time earlier today. I'm reasonably sure he was just trolling.
>>704105865
Because shes built for cocks
>>704106004
Allow m-me t-to introduce m-my w-wonderful m-mistress... Her name is Victoria Justice and sh-she i-is o-one o-of the m-most beautiful w-woman in th-the w-world..
>>704106004
she sure is, that body would drain me dry
>>704106206
Whos jerking?
>>704106293
Thats for sure, anon
>>704106293
I-I am v-v-very c-careful when t-talking about h-her b-because m-many m-men w-want h-her and w-would gladly b-beat d-down m-my lucky ass f-for a-a chance a-at h-h-her...
>>704106447
me ;)
>>704106543
>>704106447
Keep it up!
>>704106623
any close up of her face so i can blow my load?
>>704105174
and you believed him?
>>704106467
>>704106494
I-I can s-see s-sir anon you h-have an inkling h-how m-much weight a-a beautiful w-woman l-like this c-c-can have u-upon a group o-of angry envious powerful m-men wh-who presuppose b-by f-force a-a woman c-can be theirs...
>>704106704
>>704106704
Blow a big one!
>>704106623
any cleavage, i wanna cover them
>>704106870
seductive one? she seems bored in this one
>>704106907
>>704106907
>>704106973
>>704107106
hnnng so close
>>704107106
thats it, im gettin glose
>>704106870
You two should jerk each other off
>>704107146
>>704107198
Come on cover katy's face! She needs fat loads all over her
>>704107290
wish to ruin her make up with my load
>>704107290
literally so many fine ass celebs out there but you're fapping to 30 year old 6/10 mentally ill woman
>>704106863
I-I always h-hope she w-will t-turn a-a lovingly bl-blind eye t-to m-my sissy-wimp-like p-personality... B-But sh-she t-told m-me plainly sh-she h-has c-come t-to the conclusion sh-she h-has a-a wimp as a-a mate and she i-is none t-to pleased a-about it either... H-Her t-tongue sh-shows h-her d-distaste a-at m-my beta failings...
>>704107424
>>704107613
wish to pull her panties to the side and fuck her in public
>>704107693
Dirty whore would love it
>>704107566
This t-tells m-me she i-is t-turned o-on b-by alpha m-males... I-I-I w-wish I-I had alpha in m-my blood... S-Some g-guys are born w-with all the luck...
>>704107897
her face when I put it in her ass
>>704108040
>>704108123
best katy perry feet pic?
>>704107961
*touches chin with food*
>>704108123
any pic of her with her tongue sticking out?
Here you go.
Don't be faggots about it though.
>>704108300
Going to cum in her mouth anon?
>>704108604
you fuckin bet, blow a load so huge it comes out her nose
>>704108604
I rather he cum in mine!
>>704108704
Little cumslut over here huh?
>>704108698
Fill it up good! She loves cum!
>>704108216
>>704107961
She s-says she d-doesn't know why she st-stays w-with me: and I-I'm a beta n-n-nightmare... She h-hopes I-I believe an alpha m-man w-will c-come b-by and p-punch me in the stomach and w-wisk h-her a-away...
>>704108637
finally a good celeb
hnnnnnnnng
>>704108810
I'm a cumslut for Queen Katy!
>>704108810
wish she dropped singing and became a pornstar
>>704108896
>>704108919
Good little slave, make sure you suck lots of dicks! Or katy won't be happy..
>>704108883
She s-says she w-would gladly show m-me th-the d-door i-if she w-wasn't a-a w-woman...
>>704109048
mmm I'll suck all the dick Queen Katy wants!
>>704109020
these are new right?
>>704109048
keep her coming
>>704109114
You're just an obedient cockslut aren't you!
>>704109080
She a-also h-hates h-how I-I creep a-around h-her l-like a perverted old man... She d-doesn't l-like the w-way I-I look at h-her b-body w-with a c-creepy sm-smile o-over m-my f-face...
>>704109275
Of course I am! I'd do anything for Queen Katy!
>>704109275
Me too! There's nothing I want more than to cum for that woman.
>>704109231
Realistic…
>>704109331
She y-yearns d-deeply f-for a-a real m-man and detests wh-when I-I run m-my creepy fingers an-and hands all o-over h-her p-poor and fragile b-body...
>>704109452
>>704109435
Good little slaves! You'll have to suck lots of cocks and swallow lots of cum though! Otherwise Queen Katy will NOT be happy.
Understood?
>>704109564
Of course. The more cocks I suck the happier Queen Katy is.
>>704109548
I-I protest strongly a-and s-say it's m-my r-right b-because w-we are mates b-but she j-just stays quiet... I-I know she sp-spends an inordinate am-amount of time o-on her phone, chatting w-with who knows...
>>704109774
> yawn.gif
borrring
>>704109564
Understood. I live to please.
>>704109774
B-But I-I d-don't care b-because she i-is w-with m-me and I-I get t-to probe h-her beautiful b-body whenever I-I want...
>>704109677
>>704109855
Such eager whores! You both really love Katy don't you?
Have KIKs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8
>>704109934
>>704109838
M-My greasy h-hands c-can f-find any h-hole n-no m-matter h-how many frowns, sighs and head sh-shakes she g-gives m-me...
>>704110038
I dedicate my life to Queen Katy
>>704110038
Yes, I do. I'll have to think about kik.
>>704110098
G-Gosh i-if h-her f-fans o-or o-other m-men knew h-how I-I disrespectfully treat h-her they w-would s-surely tear m-me from l-limb t-to limb...
>>704110270
>>704110106
Dedicate yourselves completely to the QUEEN.
She loves watching your mouths be pounded as she rubs her glistening cunt. She might even touch your cocks with her feet if you swallow enough cum!
>>704110369
What c-can I-I say anons... I-I'm j-just s-simply enjoying m-my spoils o-of battle in the w-way I want...
>>704110504
I'll swallow as much as my queen commands.
>>704110504
I'll swallow a gallon of cum everyday for the rest of my life just to feel Queen Katy's touch for a moment.
>>704110555
St-Still, officially I-I treat h-her a-as a-a queen b-because I-I d-don't want this t-to leak out... I-I d-don't w-want s-some random d-dude coming u-up t-to me on the street and st-stomping me o-on the f-face b-because they f-found out I treat her l-like a-an o-object...
>>704110892
I love her cameltoe
>>704110870
>>704110892
I-If y-you d-don't l-like w-well then g-go g-get y-your o-own beautiful c-celeb young w-woman...
>>704110824
>>704110704
Obedient little slaves! The Queen demands you stroke each others cocks while you continue swallowing cum.
Do so and she'll let you sniff her cunt!
these threads are bad
>>704108840
>>704111096
More cock! Mmmm anything to please Queen Katy! I dream about the scent of her heavenly pussy. I know I am not worthy.
>>704111096
Y-yes ma'am... gladly
>>704111048
Yes s-sir...
>>704111086
I-I durst n-not g-go into d-detail any f-further l-lest I-I bring m-more unwanted envy-hate u-upon m-my own head...
>>704111364
She's so perfect
If anyone wants me to swallow their cocks or share celebs with them or whatever
My KIK
emmascumslut
>>704111364
I-I f-find i-it am-amusing t-to s-see h-how f-far s-some of h-her f-fans w-will g-go t-to get a crack a-at h-her...
>>704111333
I'd go to prison for her
>>704109567
fuk ya more kari
>>704111285
>>704111265
Good cock whores! Stroke those cocks and suck them good!
You can sniff Katy's dripping tight cunt as much as you want!
>>704111649
Thank you, my queen. I love you.
>>704111649
Nothing is better than pleasing Queen Katy. I know she gets happier with each load of hot sticky cum I swallow.
>>704111443
M-My m-mistress i-is j-just ridiculous g-good s-sir in h-her ability t-to draw g-guys... I-It's h-how she d-drew m-me... B-But I-I have b-been fulfilled s-sir... I-I have her...
>>704111857
The fuck is wrong with you
>>704111563
same
>>704111857
Good luck trying to keep her around. She's so perfect everyone wants a shot with her
>>704111957
Absolute fuckin idiocy. Fucking retarded fake stuttering, what a fuckin cunt.
>>704111957
Wh-What g-good s-sir: i-is y-your b-belly b-bitter w-with a-a bad s-supper?...
>>704111985
I-I g-good s-sir agree w-with y-you 110%... I-I c-confess t-to f-feeling a-a little afraid s-sometimes b-because of that...
>>704109181
Yeah
>>704111333
>>704112368
I-If only I-I c-could treat h-her w-well l-like I-I know many men w-would... They w-would treat h-her l-like a-a queen...
>>704112827
>>704113047
>>704112971
god damn
loving this new fap material
>>704112368
>>704111857
lol
wish i didnt have a shitty imagination. always wondered how those fucks worked
>>704113064
When I-I w-was in p-pursuit o-of h-her I-I u-used e-every trick a-at m-my disposal t-to rapt' that y-young innocent h-heart... O' I-I f-fed h-her a-a stream o-of lies and half truths...
>>704113083
fuck my life
I want her to sit on my face, I'd let her peg me.
I want her to chain me to a bed and make me bite a pillow as she rams a strap on up my arse.
>>704113339
>>704113341
B-But b-by the t-time she f-found o-out the t-truth i-it w-was t-too late f-for her... H-Her innocent heart w-was t-too far g-gone t-to p-pull back fr-from m-me... M-My devious pl-plan h-had w-worked...
>>704113559
It's like she has cankles, but they go all the way up to her hips.
Those are awful legs.
>>704113658
I-I f-feel quite s-satisfied w-with m-my spoils... What she b-brings into m-my l-life i-is great: ca-ching...
>>704113174
>>704113388
Ok cocks out no excuses!
>>704113949
She's s-super beautiful and that's enough f-for me...
>>704114200
>>704111829
>>704111774
Still here!?
>>704114122
>>704114384
I want to fill Emma up!
>>704114384
She's popular... I don't care too much about her though... My apologies anon...
>>704114074
fuckkkkkk man her body keeps getting better and better
>>704114533
>>704114895
>>704114701
>>704115033
i want her so bad
>>704114956
>>704114371
M-My m-mistress i-is a-a d-delicious p-piece o-of candy...
>>704115744
>>704116162
>>704115989
I-I d-don't know wh-what c-came o-over h-her t-today... She t-told m-me I-I wasn't g-good enough f-for h-her and unless I-I bow d-down and k-kiss h-her shoes sh-she w-will k-kiss my ass g-goodbye...
>>704116342
hnnngg
>>704116450
She t-told m-me things a-are g-going t-to be d-different in our r-relationship fr-from now on... She s-said she w-was now the b-boss; then sh-she st-stepped off my chest... After m-my breath c-came back, I-I t-told h-her I-I loved her very m-much and w-would d-do exactly a-as she s-said b-because I-I don't want t-to lose a-a woman of her peerless status...
>>704116770
She is hot, isn't she?
>>704116938
She sn-sneered at m-me and s-said I-I was worse th-than a-a dickless half-man eunuch... I-I quickly agreed w-with h-her and b-begged t-to lick h-her crevasses one m-more t-time b-before I-I become h-her complete slave-boy...
>>704116938
>>704117141
She l-laughed and s-said an-any m-man who h-has the nerve t-to live a-a life w-with a penis under 4 inches l-like m-me has n-no r-right whatsoever t-to ask her t-to do anything sexual...
>>704104445
I hate how she's guiding that arrow. The fletching would slice the shit out of her hand.
>>704117229
>>704117366
She s-said fr-from now o-on only true and r-real m-men with a-a cock 9 inches o-or more can use her b-body as a-a cum slut... She i-is n-now the property o-of any m-man who c-can show h-her they have th-the g-goods she w-wants...
>>704117381
i just hate jlaw, dont get the attraction and she cant act for shit
DROPPED
>>704115033
Name?
>>704117768
Jordyn Jones
ya its on her pants lol
>>704117601
last post, night peybro
>>704117681
She s-said h-her b-body i-is n-now public property and a-all her h-holes are permanently o-open f-for business... She w-will h-have n-no more inhibitions ab-about who she ch-chooses: j-just as l-long as their d-dicks are h-hard and r-ready...
>>704117940
Nighty night.
>>704117964
As she w-was t-telling m-me this I-I s-sat on the ground astonied l-like a-a true sissy c-cuck, h-hoping quietly wh-what she w-was s-saying w-wasn't true...
>>704115033
>>704114701
>>704118043
>>704118456
>>704118235
B-But knowing a-at heart m-my h-hold o-over h-her had ended... She then o-ordered me t-to lie fl-flat o-on the ground s-so that she m-may properly m-make h-her mistress v-vow... I-I d-did as she c-commanded and she stepped over me and placed h-her heel on my throat... She m-made her b-binding oath and smiled a-at me s-saying it w-was n-now official...
>>704111857
I suppose if I was a stupid little faggot who still watched Nickelodeon I would have already known who this girl was. Either the anons on /b/ are getting younger by the day, or all my fellow older anons 30+ have left the site.
>>704118405
Jude Law
>>704118812
A-A p-part o-of me w-was s-so glad my h-hold over her w-was over and h-her exciting l-life as a m-monster-dick loving m-mistress w-was beginning...
>>704118812
FFS you are beyond seriously mentally ill. Do you stalk women to steal their used tampons from their trash cans?
>>704119123
i no rite. they both have a nose.
>>704118844
H-How d-dare y-you t-talk about my mistress l-like that: I-I g-good sir challenge y-you t-to a pie-eating c-contest...
>>704110555
Weapons-grade autism detected.
>>704119220
Oww.. that one h-hurt...
>>704119167
N-Now she s-spends all her fr-free t-time preparing h-hook ups w-with every m-man she c-can fit into h-her b-busy schedule... I-I stay at the h-house as h-her personal h-house k-keeper...
>>704119375
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I am willing to bet that you are still very young...maybe 18-25 so let me give you some advice...kill yourself before you start kidnapping women and children and definitely kys before you become a full fledged serial killer.
>>704119828
Oww...
>>704119802
I-I d-do m-my b-best t-to prepare h-her a-as she g-goes out on h-her exciting d-dates...
>>704119268
Is a meme word.
wew lad= jude law
>>704112918
Sabrinas a babe
>>704120593
She really is. Love that webm.
test
>>704120753
I know who i am stroking to tonight
>>704120856
Same.
Can't contribute now because I'm on my mobile.
>>704121050
Wanna dump ;)
>>704121146
Hnnnggg...
>>704118644
>>704119025
>>704121237
>>704121213
Those lips around a thick dick
>>704121345
>>704121358
Dam. Would be perfect. Don't make me hard.. I'm outside.
>>704121415
>>704121294
>>704121521
Licking down the girth as she bobs up and down
>>704121763
Fuuuck...
And fuck you
Image limit :C
>>704121850
Make a new thread and I may have to finish you off :)
>>704121874
New thread?
actually its just fuck all these girls
>>704122366
Please no! Not if it's like this one, filled with stutter-cuck and Katy Perry fags
