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ITT: Strange shit that you think only you do
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Use my cut fingernails as toothpicks. They work much better than wood toothpicks.
>>704096013
Chyna Chase, yw
>>704095858
Take a diarrhea shit and dont wipe. Then go to the gym with an itchy ass. When I get home and shower it feels so fucking glorious to clean
>>704096063
Ha. I do this sometimes. And sometimes when I need to pick something out of my teeth and I do not have anything to use to do it with I will bite off a fingernail and use it for the job.
>>704096260
Fucking nasty motherfucker
>>704095858
Purposefully throw up because I enjoy it
>>704097281
Did you forget what board youre on? Fuck off reddit
I rub my finger inside of my belly button and smell it while I jerk off and pretend the scent is vagina
I can fuck myself in the ass with my own dick.
However old I am, I tap my age out with each of my fingers on any surface any random amount of times throughtout the day.
i cumshop all of the females i know that i find hot
>pic related
>>704097998
you're really good
>>704095858
I've got a broken microwave I hit with a bat and hammer everytime I come home from school.
fap out of anxiety, but edge for hours at a time...
>>704097366
I don't do it on purpose but sometimes it's nice to throw up
have no job and fill my day with 12+ hours of fapping in between shit posting on 4chan. Shits depressing, honestly.
i shower in the dark in the mornings before work. Don't know why, just do.
>>704098101
lots of practice. pretty strange though but i do al ot of requests for people over on /r/. sometimes i pop over here, find a gf or FB thread and do "minute shops." They turn out fairly good because i recycle a lot of the templates i used earlier (usually i find new pics to work with. gives better product)
>>704097459
Fuck off newfag
>>704098420
Wtf you think everyone else does here?
Whenever I open a bottle of beer, I give a quick puff of air into the neck of the bottle to get rid of that little cloud of gas/mist that forms upon opening.
>>704096260
fuck you cunt for making others sit in your shit
I flip all around the place at home
I roll outta bed straight off my shoulders onto my feet
I close the door with my feet
I fucking run all through the house like it's an obstacle course
I only drink out of a portable water bottle
I get completely naked when I take a shit
I refuse to use salad dressing. I can only use lime juice, salt, and pepper
I still practice zweihander stances in this day and age where swords are obsolete
that's all that comes to mind
>>704097592
How does a bellybutton smell anything remotely like a twat? Hell, why does your bellybutton smell? Hygiene issues m8
>>704099021
I usually sit on my sweat rag, relax
>>704099133
dude she doesn't look 18
>>704099131
I have an abnormally deep bellybutton and i can't help it. I literally put soap in there every day when i take a shower and it doesn't do anything to dampen the smell.
>>704095858
When I'm having trouble shitting it push it out by pushing on it through the back wall inside my vagina.
>>704099216
she is let me get a more recent pic give me a minute
>>704095858
As long as I;m in a private bathroom, not a stall, I prefer to shit naked.
>>704098888
Quads and no one checking
What the fuck
>>704095858
i hold in my shit most of the time bc it feels pretty good
>>704097592
That's about the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.
>>704095858
I frequently piss in the sink.
I enjoy it
>>704099131
Only logical conclusion is that he doesn't know what pussy smells like.
>>704096063
That's really gross
>>704099266
Probably a fungal infection then. Soap and water wouldn't do much - only make it worse. Depending on the smell you might be able to get away with athletes foot treatment. Vagasil if it's yeast infection...
>>704099056
Mah nigga, didnt read this before posting.
>>704099528
>>704099056
Autism : The Post
>>704099756
Unless he's only had the diseased varieties
>>704099571
I get quads and don't even check them
Jdhsiaus
>>704099216
Any better?
>>704099276
get a douche or a water bottle, squirt a little in ur ass. makes wiping easier as well and no straining.
ps post a pic of that ass.
When I'm alone at home I talk to myself outloud.
I can't eat food without watching something anymore and vice versa.
I pick my nose and wipe in on the underside of the chair I'm sitting in, or into the carpet.
I can crack my jaw like a knuckle. Not by opening my mouth, but by pushing on one side and doing some weird shit with the muscle at the joint.
I often shit in the shower and push it down the drain with my hands.
If my ear itches, I'll take the hair next to my ear and use it like sandpaper with my finger to scratch the shit out of it.
I use the AC in my car with the windows rolled down to keep a balance of temperature.
>>704099991
You almost got quints kys
>>704098571
If you have some time, I would be most grateful.
>pick and eat my own scabs
>bite and swallow my finger and toenails
>smell hand after scratching sweaty balls/ass
>smell my cumrag after masturbating
>>704099266
Ah, well you see the problem is that you're fat. Lose some weight and you won't have a gross smelly belly button. Fatty
Scratch my head and smell it
So many newfags here. Just go away pls.
>>704100254
"off by eight!"
>>704099683
I do this sometimes. oddly satisfying, just ike pissing outside when im drunk(i live in the suburbs)
>>704100312
Everything but the cumrag. I use a sink for that shit.
>>704099910
>>704100365
You're on /b/ faggot
>>704095858
poop a little then go to the toilet and wash my bum and enema myself with the shower head
>>704099991
LOL AGAIN??!!
share my honey
>>704100524
>>704100612
No, newfag
>>704100312
well I'll 1/4 this neckbeard post.
I smell my finger after scratching my sack to test out how bad it smells in case I need to do a quick wipe down.
>>704095858
I semi regularly (every 1-2 months) wake up with an intense pain in my ass. It has been going on as long as I can remember. I jokingly refer to it (in my head) as being raped in the ass by a ghost. Never went to a doc over it since it's so infrequent.
When I'm taking a shit I'll pull out individual pubic hairs, it helps me with stress.
>>704098888
Quads checkd
fuck my pet rabbit
>>704100769
i fuck your mom
btw im a girl
>>704098888
Same, noice quads.
>>704099056
That sounds fun and autistic
>>704101147
26 and still pick my nose and eat whatever's in there
Have sex in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.
>>704101246
that kinda looks like her to!
Picking your nose or eating your nails is not strange shit. That is fucking normie as hell. /b/ you disappoint
When i need to take a shit, I go to the washroom, get naked and hold it in as long as i can while leaning on the counter
I'm pretty sure I am the most vocal and obnoxious "cuck" on this board when it comes to my interracial fetish.
>>704099056
>Portable water bottle
>bottle
>portable
Show me one that isnt.
sometimes...
i say the f word :(
>>704101400
>>704101288
same
>>704101509
cuff him, boys
>>704101409
before i take a shit i put some clear wrap under the seat and above the water, after i wrap it up like a baggy, save them up for a couple weeks go out of town an through them at houses in small towns : / havent been caught yet been doing it for 2 summers now
>>704101288
>>704101563
Any other mucophages here? You're among kind-of-friends
>>704101517
daammmm and that kinda looks like me! so you have known the whole time??? :O sorry anon
after i take a wet and/or runny shit and have wiped multiple times, I stuff folded sheets of toilet paper in my ass so that when I sweat throughout the day the residual shit that is bound to leak out of my ass gets stopped at the paper instead of being trapped between my buttcheeks and itching/smelling
>>704101478
not the same anon but these weigh about 45lbs when full. I wouldn't call these portable bottles.
>>704101672
Son, what.
>>704095858
>pretend to reload while I'm shitting
>make up stories in my head if I'm walking somewhere
>if I see a cute girl I imagine us being together, arguing and breaking up then getting together again
>try to convince myself that I'm the chosen one
>>704101815
>>704101961
yeah i fuckin hate dumb rednecks... i go half an half, some weekends i go around the mudslum areas and throw shit at their houses and cars. fuck it smells so bad can smell it for days
>>704101878
...touche
I literally say HNNNNGGGGG when I come. At first I started doing it ironically now its unironic
I pull out my nose hairs with tweezers. It's weirdly calming.
Every zit I ever pop I rub my fingers together and smell the stuff that comes from it. I guess I like it.
>>704103065
i do it cause they are annoying as fuck!
before i fart i put my finger in my ass an try to blow it out
>>704103349
I do this too. Some have a very toxic smell that I find appealing for some reason. Smelling the pus after popping it has become an automatic movement at this point.
>>704095858
when I shitpost on /b/, I get out of the thread right away so I never see if it got any response.
>>704095858
Masturbate
>>704104222
This is not natural.
>>704104222
people do this?...yo wtf
I have athletes foot , and there's these two certain toes that inbetween them gets all slimed n smells like some dirty pussy. I love to swipe my fingers inbetween them and scratch off the skin on the inside and sniff it.
>>704095858
I cum on my finger and slide it into my ass
sometimes i play my nintendo wii without using the wrist strap
>>704097897
i tap 4 times with 4 fingers excluding thumb. With all fingers than repeat it 4 times
>>704104222
Sick disgusting fuck
I smell my earings after every time I take them out
I can't start pissing unless I think about my ex-girlfriend by name. It's now a subconscious thing.
>>704095858
Jack off
i dont seed my torrents
>>704105904
>primitively testing for infection
>>704098888
mmm, that's nice
>>704106163
gtfo
watch tv shows in order to fall asleep, phone in front of me playing shows all night. i have insomnia and need things to focus on
I have to take a shit before I get high or else all the farts and shits stall out and it feels uncomfortable
>>704105166
you dont care about others!!
Hard to explain, but I kind of slightly twist my Dick when I pee so that the stream points directly down. I can't pee normally anymore.
im gay
I RapDance
i use to piss on my sisters pillow before going to bed
>>704095858
When I shit I only sit down on the right side, and hover with the left. Been doing it so long it feels fucking weird to sit normally while shitting
>>704096063
same tho
I cannot sleep without a blanket over me even if it means sweating and turning my bed into a soup I have to be under/covered by my uber comfy comforter
>>704106869
Same, but with my left, I use my dominant hand to wipe
>>704107318
same..it sucks but it just feels right haha
>>704096063
fuck thats a good idea...
I smell my fingers after I wipe my ass
>>704107494
I always religiously clean my sheets n shit I have this lavender detergent shit makes me sleep like a baby
>>704095858
I can do this weird thing that makes a tingling and warm sensation, starting from the back of my neck and onto the rest of my body; it makes my hairs tingle too.
>>704106210
What the fuck is wrong with you, you piece of shit, die in a fucking fire....cunt.
I swallow my own cum when there is no toilet paper around
>>704107683
lol nice, i go hard on my bed to haha, can never have enough PILLOWS!!!
>>704106210
fucking asshole.. you are...you just...UHG
>>704107818
nice
>>704107418
So do I but I stand up to wipe
I watch videos of beheadings and shootings at least 25 times a day because it pleasures me. I get extreme feelings of power, I love watching people take their last breaths. One day, I wish to impose this punishment on the elite that cheats us all
>>704106210
kys
When I'm home alone I pretend I'm on a tv show and I talk to myself as if im breaking the fourth wall
>>704107996
>this level of autism
I started shitting naked a few months ago because of /b/ and it has improved my life
I rate naked shitting 8/8
I pull/pick my asshole-hair, doesn't hurt, just a great feeling
Download every picture I cum to, or plan on cumming to
And I don't delete them
>>704097897
Lmao what?
>>704106210
People like you make me sick
>>704096866
SAME
ive been doing it too much recently and ran all out of finger nail though :(
>>704096063
I do that sometimes but I chew my fingernails
I refuse to eat around babies and when animal food is on the table
When I pick up dog shit I smell it before throwing it down the toilet
Whenever I press down on one thumb stick, I have to press down on the other
When I was younger I couldn't let the bath water leave the tub
>>704108869
Oh I forgot, I sleep naked almost every night and I also eat toilet paper regularly
>>704099021
your entire asscrack is gonna be permanently dyed brown
>>704098888
Checked
Beat my meat to asiastreetmeat specifically ome and pet the petite Thais are my weakness
>>704095858
shitpost on b on my pjs on a monday
>>704101320
You sick twisted fuck kys
>>704107685
Those are called goosebumps.
>>704100822
>>704100312
sometimes I just fondle my sack then smell my hand, don't even know why
Instead of watching a porn video i open like ten tabs of videos and switch inbetween them because one minute i could be in the mood for a pawg but the next i could really want a latina, it's impossible for me to stick to one video
>>704096063
Saaaaaammmee
>>704101874
how loose is your anus bro
>>704099991
I've grown the habit of sitting down while I take a piss. (also I'm a dude)
>>704109385
yes..except more like 30 tabs open
>>704108586
You are a brave brave man
>>704109868
what am i missing i do that to? i have them in a folder named something else on my phone so gf..ooohhh
lol i got that as i typed durp
>>704096063
Ew nigga. I got one stuck in my molars once and I can not forget how fucking awful that day turned out.
>>704110001
Off by one doubble derp
>>704097459
No you fucking retard. That's disgusting.
>>704110184
aww man i doubled durped
When I play an old favorite video game I hadn't played in quite a while. I watch the teaser trailer for the game to feel excited about it
>>704098435
I like to pretend time is frozen in there. I just stand there sometimes for like 25 minutes.
>>704110395
hehehe been there
Lick palm and smell it, if I touch a finger on my right hand to something, I have to touch my left in the same way. If I don't know the exact amount of touches, I will touch them back and forth until it "feels" like it's even. Mostly just do that touching thumb to index or middle finger. Always look at tissue after wipe or blow nose. More to come as I think of them
>>704100312
i do all that but swallowing nails, i spit those out. well met anon
>>704099056
I do this outside too. If my hands are full I've been known to open doors and shit with my feet. I also hop over railings and jump up on ledges instead of taking any normal path.
>>704104646
I do this
I insert things like toothpicks and tickle the inside of my nose to induce sneezing because I love the feeling.
>>704099056
>I roll outta bed straight off my shoulders onto my feet
>I only drink out of a portable water bottle
>I refuse to use salad dressing. I can only use lime juice, salt, and pepper
I do those thing
>>704101874
Same fam
i use the ends of my glasses to itch inside of my ear
My wife and me have a rape fetish
We have a safe word, but other than that whenever she is in the house doing anything if i am in the mood i overpower her and brutally rape her and basically do whatever i want
>>704101874
>>704110401
I don't do this in the dark but I'll lean against the wall and let the water hit me, and forget who I am.
>>704111485
you and every person through out history who has ever owned a pair of glasses.
>>704097366
Yes! It relieves my anxiety.
>>704096260
Why.
Moving body parts in a certain pattern.
Like, curling my toes or flexing a muscle, tapping or grinding my teeth.
I always do it in the same pattern.
Right left left right.
And then turn that into a bigger pattern
Right left left right
Left right right left
Left right right left
Right left left right
And an even bigger pattern
Right left left right
Left right right left
Left right right left
Right left left right
Left right right left
Right left left right
Right left left right
Left right right left
Left right right left
Right left left right
Right left left right
Left right right left
Right left left right
Left right right left
Left right right left
Right left left right
>>704099276
Fuck, I do this too? I can't do it now because I'm on my period and It's bothering me.
Use a bidet to wipe my ass and dry it with a towel I use only for that purpose.
>>704096063
If you stick your finger into your nose and then your ass it'll smell like fish
Play no mans sky
I never wear underwear. Ever.
>>704111850
Bruhhhhhhhh
Bite my toenails
Shadowbox all the time
>>704112297
What?
>>704098420
Fuck do you do for money??
I squeeze my pimples and rub the puss betwixt my fingers and smell it ( garlic-ish), I gag severly when I clean my ears, I dont understand it, I smell sneezes and am horrified of the smell,when I was skinnier (am fat black fuck now) I used to stick my legs through the handle of plastic bags from groceries and make a make shift diaper and shit in them, and it worked well too, If I dont brush for a couple days I'll scrape off my tounge scuzz with my thumb or a plastic knife and smell it, wipe it in a white napkin and play with it, I wipe my belly button funk under my nose, right on my top lip to smell it here and there, obviously never around people, I bite and eat the flesh around my fingernails, just thin little tasteless slivers, I eat my dandruff, my scabs, my eye crusties.
>>704098420
What's your motivation to get up in the morning? Shit dawg. How old are you? Do you live with a family member?
>>704097592
U wot?
I used to stick string cheese up my asshole and have my dog lixk it out while jerking off. Yes im drunk so what wanna fight about it?
>>704095858
I pinch my nipples when I take a shit.
>>704112592
Jesus Christ dude...
>>704100064
Post moar nudes faggot my dicks getting soft
>>704112869
I know, ok?
I'm in college and at the beggining of every semester i walk around with my phone pointed towards people like im taking a picture but when they walk past or see the screen its just me trying to take a selfie, i make sure to do it an annoying amount of times
I do this for at least a week tops and then everyone gets used to it and when i have my phone pointed at them they pay no mind to it, then its open season on creepshots, i can literally point my phone at a girl i find hot and adjust it to get the perfect photo and they wont think anything of it, i did it in highschool too
>>704100312
Why the fuck you guys eat scabs? I eat boogers still sometimes. And smell my hand after scratching my sack but not my cumrag unless it's old.
Anyone else put things up their nose to make them self sneeze?
>>704097708
Pics, timestamp
>>704110395
I do this
>>704111850
Fucking yes.. I have the same pattern. It goes on forever
I was about to post this
>>704101874
...Kathy Griffin?
>>704113151
>Anyone else put things up their nose to make them self sneeze?
Yesssss I love doing this. The eraser of a brand new pencil is the best.
>>704104646
Man it feels good but damb does it burn after.
I like to put athletes foot medicine on after doing that, I like the burn.
>>704112592
Damn you are fucking gross
>>704097459
Gross. Even for /b/
>>704113055
I can't think of a better way to make yourself a social outcast nice one bro
They won't suspect a thing
>>704101672
We found the Bateman...
>>704104073
everyone does that
>>704113632
And the worst part is, out in the world I'm liked, great friends and even for a fat black guy, I can humor a girl into letting me throw my sex at her, and a damn good job to boot... I'm normal to them. My habits basically have written in stone that I stay single forever though.
>>704113505
Try the long skinny part of a pen cap.
I can flip coins with my ankles. Can you do that? Faggots.
>>704113964
I don't. I post for responses.. I love baiting pretending to be an idiot
Piss in the sink
>>704114152
Yeah well do you know how to make gifs like me from mobile?
>>704114365
Nope, but I can do them on photoshop, can you do that?
>>704110741
There was a kid at this camp I worked at that had a thing similar to yours, think he called it Obsessive Compulsive Symmetry
If he touched or was touched on one side of his body but not the other, he had to touch the other side with the same amount of force.
So if a kid like slapped him on the arm, he had to slap the other arm just as hard, or close enough where he felt like he'd "Balanced Out"
It was fun because what I'd do is walk by him while he was distracted and sort of absently brush like the end of my jacket or something on his back or arm like I was just trying to get by and accidentally touched him and watch him, he'd first like sit up after he realized he'd been touched, then pause and figure out how he'd go about "balancing" himself, then he'd do it. So if I brushed my jacket on his right lower back, he'd have to like get the end of his shirt and mimic the sensation on the left
It was really fascinating to watch.
>>704100248
Besides the jaw cracking and stuffing your shit down the drain (wtfnigga), i do all those. I love the AC one too. Keeps the fresh air plentiful and the breeze nice and cool.
I draw pictures in the shower with my blood when I'm on my period.
>>704114796
Marry me!
If I'm overly excited for something I can't see to contain it, so I end up scratching my head super quickly as I grin and make high pitched pterodactyl like noises. It's kinda fuck up to be honest. So I just kinda stopped being excited for anything.
>>704100823
Hahahahaha thats so weird, im glad someone else has had this happen. I think its like the ass version of a charlie horse. The muscles tense up involuntarily i think. It feels really painful though and i feel it all through my ass/taint
>>704114938
You're a retard.
>>704106210
Fucking asshole
>>704115098
Don't be mean.
I like to fart on my hand and then smell it
>>704115098
Those are real hurtful words there anon :C
>>704115347
I'm sorry baby.
>>704115323
High five.
While I know that I'm not the only one that does this Im gonna share anyway
I love to hold my shit for a super long time and only take a dump when it's like dry and solid, so that I have to do the minimal amount of wiping and sitting at the toilet
My shits usually take like fifteen seconds, three seconds to drop my pants and sit, five seconds to actually vacate my bowels, and about eight seconds to get the toilet paper and wipe my asshole (to confirm that there isn't anything to wipe, I rarely have anything on the toilet paper)
Also when I was a kid I used to "shit-dildo"
If you're unfamiliar, google the copypasta
>>704115394
Don't apologize to him, apologize to me, I'm the one you called a r- an r word.
>>704112580
good boy points from mommy?
>>704098888
I do that too. I like to think it makes me less burpy.
>>704095858
FART ON MY HAND AND SMELL IT.
I spread my asscheeks when I take a shit in order to minimize shit to skin contact, which makes cleaning much easier, farts sounds like a faggots thought (no flapping, just airstream)
If someone turns on the seat warmer in the car it makes me nauseous. I don't have a clue why. My wife likes to secretly turn it one while I'm driving and when I start feeling warmth under my ass I feel like I want to vomit.
>>704115498
I'm sorry baby.
after i get home from work the first thing i do is pluck out my contacts and eat them
>>704100823
That's a symptom of prostate cancer. You should get checked.
I mix two kinds of lube together to get the perfect pussy juice consistency feeling on my dick
>>704107818
I swallow it when I feel like it...coz its hot... So this is just because youre lazy?
i have an overwhelming desire to call women mommy in bed
>>704095858
I instinctively hold my breath whenever I pass someone on the street who appears to be over the age of 60. My older brother told me that you catch being old through thier smell when I was 5 and I havent been able to shake the habbit since
>>704105567
Holy shit. I do this.
>>704107818
No shame. I do it too.
>>704106210
DeLet thiz.
I spit onto toilet paper for the second wipe because It makes me feel cleaner.
>>704109324
Everyone loves a sample of their own flavor
>>704097708
Proof
>>704111850
This is amazing that I'm not the only one!
I rip out pube and ass hair and roll it into teeny hairballs and burn it. Idk why. I get no pleasure from it. Just seems like a thing I wanna do.
I always leave 1 dirty dish when washing so that it is the first in the next generation of dirty dishes
I don't use my real voice
I use a fake voice that is higher pitched and softer
Nobody has heard my real voice in over a decade.
>>704099683
I do that but only in public toilets.
Never in my own bathroom.
I also smell my own farts. They are real parfume
>>704102816
keep it 1/10th full. All bottles are portable.
>>704114796
for some reason I do it on my thigh before a shower
>>704109385
i just watch comps or pmvs and save the trouble.
When i drive in scooter i have a middle open helmet... i like to open my mouth and catch some fly... most got no savour but sometimes it taste like chicken...
>>704099772
Finger nails aren't as dirty as you think especially not cut ones
>>704109394
you newfagginess is showing
I get so depressed and suicidal my anxiety emotions shut off and I start doing things in a zombie like state.
Like a robot the soul has left and im just executing, Its like im not even alive.
Its an act of despair,
>>704118895
I deny
Imitate silly voices
>>704099056
>>704106210
plz seed
>>704102291
I make epic battles in my head like dbz type stuff but with my friends
>>704095858
wash my actual asscrack and butthole with shower gel, cause I like being clean. No one I've met ever suggested they do it.
>>704095858
Anyone else cry when they shit? I cry every time a take a shit.
>>704123552
everyone washes their ass, but why the fuck would we talk about that
>>704123552
Bruh Why are you asking people you just met if they clean their assholes with shower gel
>>704101288
all men do this wether they admit it or not
>>704111934
that is the purpose of a bidet
>>704101288
Thank god. I'm almost 20 and I'm a well balanced individual but afraid I'm gonna pick my nose until death.
>>704109839
>>704109385
>I open several and lose count because I close ones that eventually lose my interest in because I found a better one
>>704101874
I used to do this, but the tissue eventually would fall down my pant leg. Not good
>>704123811
Never done it. never will. I am not a lowlife nigger to eat fucking booger. The tought makes me vomit.
Btw atleast we know the reason why you guys gonna die as a virgin and alone. Fucking disgusting fuckers.
>>704109798
Are you tall enough for splashback?
>>704111891
I just put some folded toilet paper around my finger and go to town. If any still gets on my finger it gets washed off anyway when I wash my hands.
Lately though I only get a bit of spotting for my period because of my IUD. It's actually really convenient, I don't even need a pad most of the time.
i take a shower after every time i take a shit
>>704125069
How high is your fucking water bill
I run a literal Spank Bank where people deposit the nudes they get to me for safe keeping. Just like a bank account, if you're okay with flaunting it then I can show people the contents of your assigned folder. Also like your bank account, you are the only one that can deposit or authorize the sending of them to other people. I back it up on Mega and an SD card.
>>704125069
I like you
>>704125293
you can shower in 2 mins if you fucking take care of yourself and you are not a dirty gypsy and bath 2 times a month,
>>704109798
i do this too
>cum into my trashcan
>rip the hairs out that are close to my asshole
>take 30 minute naps in the shower
>>704125293
the showers i take about 2min averages still i dunno ,roomie got that covered
>>704099528
fuck yes
>>704095858
segregate jews, go to war and can't afford to feed them then they die and get called a leader of a genocide after only 1 million or so of them die compared to my 15 million civilians from war..but im the bad guy so people hate me and villify me when all i wanted to do was get rid of the fucking jew bankers that ruined my country to begin with, but had no choice to the end result because of a thing called war that affected my nations finances and food...so suddenly places where we cleaned clothing with chemicals were deemed gas chambers...and suddenly some russian leader gets a free pass on killing way more people than me because he allied with the victor and we all know the victor writes the truth.
i'm probably the only one that does this so..
/thread.
I use soap and wash my hands after pissing. Even when I'm home alone.
Whenever I fap, just before I cum I "close" my foreskin, holding it tight together so my cum doesn't go everywhere. Then I just kinda hold it until my dick goes soft, then I walk to the bathroom with my hand in my panths, still holding the foreskin, then I let it out in the toilet
>>704125923
same
>>704125923
>>704125923
You deserve an aryan goddess unseen by 4chin.
Grats 'dolfy
>>704098888
I always sniff that stuff.
Noice quads.
>>704125923
Dude Hitler, we get it. Quit being such a whiny bitch already. This is why we all hate you, not the Jew thing.
>>704125706
thanks man you know what im talking about
>>704125923
Lost.
Make shounen anime esque reactions to myself during unfavorable first world situations while no one else is around. For example:
>pancakes are cooked
>great! let me just gets the syru-
>there is no fucking syrup
>quietly shout to self "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"
or
>fly lands on arm
>"Hm?!"
>tries to swat it
>pretend i took painful damage as it escapes
>"HE'S FAST!"
Makes being stuck at home all the time a tad bit less boring.
i smoke weed
>>704125923
what is up with the non kosher meals on airplanes? i mean come on it's like the 3rd reich all over again?
Chew on dead skin and scabs
>>704125923
If you don't reply to this your mother will have Hillary Clinton's brain disorder by morning.
>>704126259
no offence but are you virgin or have jou fucked an atleast 6/10 pussy in your lifetimew?
>>704126841
Take a guess.
>>704126576
good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5f_ZyLhnmg
>>704106210
Me neither why do i care about you fags i got what i need fuck you
I'm coming through the front, I ain't worried 'bout shit
Trying to harm me I leave his ass like a tip
I'mma tell you now, I'mma twist him like a hip
Then smoke a blunt by my motherfucking self
I don't give a fuck 'bout none of you here
Bitch, I only rap just to let you niggas hear
And when we do a show your fan base disappear
Bitch, I ain't lying I'mma keep it sincere
Bitch, since when could you chill up over here?
Bitch, hit the road like a motherfucking deer
Get hit too, shit bitch might as well
I don't even talk all a ho do is tell
I’m standing on a boat finna set the damn sail
I burn incense because my brain likes the smell
She get a whiff and thought that it was a spell
I ain’t say come but she at the hotel
Anyone else do this?
>>704126964
joke's on you. I toss the IP's of people who leech and run to their ISP's with proof they downloaded from me. i'm not an american so enjoy your nastygrams
>>704126992
no, we don't contribute to cringe threads intentionally.
>>704125923
Not sure if pasta or OC...
>>704127177
oc.
Dumpster dive for womens underwear... pretty sure I'm not the only one, but how many of us could there be?
>>704126889
Dont be sad. I was wierd too when I was young. Now I can bath in pussy. your time will come. some of us late bloomers. like twenty something late... It happens with good looking girls too more time than you think.
Sometimes you look at really nice girls and think "wellp her life must be so nice and perfect" and boom. she is a 22 year old virgin.
