Utah thread. Where y'all at?
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Utah thread. Where y'all at?
Fuck off Mormon.
Provo/Orem here
SLC gotta be
Do mormom girls do naked selfshots?
slc sucks
am here
>>704093338
Some of them. They're all pretty sexually repressed
Layton reporting in
>>704093016
>comes to Utah thread
>tells people in Utah to fuck off
Go seek attention somewhere else
Utahfag Lurking
>>704093174
Utah, Utah
>a county so boring they named it twice just to have something to do
Cedar City here
O-town here
Saratoga Springs here
>>704093494
Just moved from there. Layton is the worst place I've ever lived and my hometown had less than 5000 people.
>>704093692
ogden or orem?
whatever, both suck
>>704093798
Ogden. Classy as fuck.
>>704093754
strip malls and cars
i had to move some furniture from there for my job and it made me glad I'm in slc even though I don't really like it
Tooele/SP here
West Valley. We have CTR Knuckle dusters
Salt lake. We need some Utah nudes
Park City rich fag here
Yes please
>>704094111
>>704094150
fuck off prick
>>704093923
God try getting on the freeway at the end of Hill Field road. Just a nightmare. So glad I got transferred to another base.
>>704094173
came hard
sugar house
Y'all think mormon girls are sexy?
>>704094209
why?
>>704094735
i bust my ass as a lawyer to live here by day and shitpost at night. What seems to be the problem
Mormon girls can be sexy
>>704094690
yes, especially the uptight ones who always dress up to go anywhere
>>704094807
yuppie cunt
Any Utah nudes?
Wez in temple hatin' the niggrahs an other nonbelievahs.
Ogden here as well
>>704094807
You wanna tell us your gpa too? Try hard faggot.
>>704092715
Slc here
I always thought about moving to Salt Lake City, can you all give me an idea of what to expect and some pros/cons of the city.
Used to live in Layton, moved to Bountiful, now I'm in south of Atlanta, Georgia.
Utah was shit.
>>704094211
Getting on 15 is cake from base. Make a right versus going on hill field.
>>704095167
Above average. Fuck off with your bitterness. Not all Park City dudes are fags
Well, it's a pretty nice city all considered. There's a lot of homeless people though. granted i think most big cities are that way.
>>704095200
Pros
>reacreation
>ease of transit
>clean
>mostly white
>fairly cheap
Cons
>winters
>full of Mormons
>shit liquor laws
>>704095200
Fuck ton of homeless. It isn't a great place to live. I can't wait to move a bit more north
>>704093971
Forever and forever in Tooele
>>704095350
>Not all Park City dudes are fags
You're not doing a very good job disproving that faggot. Do you jerk off thinking you're hot shit?
Still waiting for some nudes. Sister, wife, daughter, girl friend
>>704095200
Pros: Not a lot of black people. Most folks are generally self reliant and respectable (your property/etc will be safe).
Cons: Mormons. Beer is weak. Liquor is only sold in special stores and they have fucked hours.
>>704095200
Utah is boring as fuck and nothing happens, mormons are the worst, liquor laws suck, lawmakers are ultra religious draconian fucks.
>Forever and forever in Tooele
I'm so sorry man. Should we call the Red Cross for humanitarian aid?
>>704095554
All i know about tooele is that it sucks,and there is a cross dresser that has a gloryhole that will suck your dick if you just walk in
Where's that at in Tooele?
>>704095707
>Beer is weak
but because it is weak
the local microbrewers have to rely on taste
not alcohol content
and make some delicious beer
>>704095200
pros: some cool local bands
not as many mormons in slc as you'd think
nice layout
recreation (hiking, climbing, mtn biking, skiing, ect.)
cons: everyone is an asshole
housing is overpriced
shitty bars full of assholes
polluted winter/hot summer
bad sports/gaming/pinball scene
awful liquor laws, probably worst in us
you will die if you ride your bike in the city
>>704095648
I drink miller light, jack whiskey, and have student loans like everyone else. lets not fight and chill a bit /b/ro
>>704095502
>>704095707
Same guy. As someone who is not a nig, but a respectful black guy. How would I be perceived by most of the people in Utah
>>704095721
It's better if your most military here. Cheap lift tickets for snowboarding, easy Mormon girls, and a place where you can get normal booze at any hour
Let's see pics of easy Mormon girls
>>704095502
>Shit liquor laws
Now, they're weird, sure. And alcohol is taxed a little too heavily as well. But it's not hard to go to the bar and get shitfaced.
>>704096076
if you are poor or ghetto, as long as you are nice idgaf
if you are punk, fuck off, has nothing to do with race
slc punks are faggot cunts
>>704096076
You would be fine as long as your not a nigger. Though you might have an issue with homeless darkies trying to be your bruh for money
>>704096076
>How would I be perceived by most of the people in Utah
Might get some looks. Just don't act like a nigger and speak like you actually went to school, non of that ghetto shit and you'll be fine. Most Utahns aren't outright racist, but they'll talk behind your back.
Granted they do that to everyone. Pretty judgemental
Highand/Alpine checking in.
Here's a pic of a mormon chick from BYU, enjoy.
>>704096076
Like a rare, magical unicorn
>>704096076
You'll definitely feel like an oddity, especially when like 95% of everyone around you is Englishman white. Mostly you'll just have to deal with "Hey, your a black guy, that's a rare sight"
>>704095953
Its honestly not that big of a difference. The ratio is 6:7.5 national to Utah alcohol percentage. If you want the equivalent of 6 out-of-state ordinary beer, you'll need to drink 7.5.
>>704096205
>easy
>mormon
pick one
Millcreek here. Not sure how I feel about our recent vote to become a legit city.
>>704096499
I grew up there
forever just a part of slc, even moreso just an offshoot of sugar house imo
>>704096269
Not until they privatize liquor sales instead of having the state monopoly over it, and stop the whole 3.2% beer shit.
They've gotten better over the years I'll give you that
Millcreek also.
>>704096269
>But it's not hard to go to the bar and get shitfaced.
just remember to order your drink and a shot of w/e liquor is in the drink
bartender can only serve an ounce of liquor in a drink
but you can have 2 drinks at a time
so you basically have to bring your own mixed drinks up to full strength
>>704096634
offshoot of holladay, my bad
>>704096499
My stupid town is trying that shit. They want to incorporate but have no idea how to pay for it besides jacking up taxes. Fucking retards
>>704096497
Dude Mormons are not hard at all. Granted they will be clingy if you do fuck them, but if you just be nice to them and take them out, they generally put out on the first date, bare minimum a blowjob. Go around weber college and shit and it is easy.....just be prepared for clingyness...you will break their heart
>>704096076
Basically what youve already read. Its really nothing to do with race. Just dont act like a loud black idiot. If you present yourself in a respectable fashion, people will respect you.
>>704096642
I don't drink beer anyways. Vodka or JD for me
>>704096269
I've gotten pretty damn shit faced, been kicked out of village inn and and blacked out at cheers and such
Depends where you are. In West Valley a black man could do good. Lot of Samoans and Mexicans here. Lot of Tongans and Mexicans in Magna.
>>704096794
Except when it's fucking faggot pride weekend or whatever. Then everyone is an obnoxious faggot
Nudes, nudes
>>704096329
well fuck yoy /b/, fucking mormon retards, guess you don't want nudes of this mormon chick
Where are the nudes
there are a lot of gay people in slc
some respectable, some genderqueer asshole elitist punks
So any utahn girl nudes?
Thanks for the answers guys. Last question. I will be majoring in IT in about two years, so I was wondering if anyone knows about the tech industry in SLC and if there going to be growth in jobs in the city.
>>704097276
nobody cares, most people in utah are too jaded to even pop a boner
>>704097276
You didn't say you had more. Stop baiting for attention and just post whatever you have faggot
>>704097375
lots of jobs always, city is always expanding
>>704096642
>privatize liquor sales
You got me on that one. Would be nice.
>>704097375
Tech it's huge in Utah. It's going to be the next Silicon Valley
>>704097436
retard, kill yourself
>>704096076
>be me
>be in utah national guard
>katrina happens
>camp williams (the utng base) becomes a refugee shelter
>niggers arrive
>niggers talkin about how nice utah is and how they're gonna stay
>williams had 0 murders, rapes in ~100 years of existence
>the first day there are 2 murders and 3 rapes on post
>everything that wasn't bolted down in the weight room was stolen
>all the beer and liquor in the px/class 6 was stolen
>dept of human resources comes in to teach niggers how to use utah's welfare system
>must be demonstrable unable to perform any work to collect unemployment permanently
>must be wrongfully terminated to collect unemployment insurance for up to 6 months and you must be demonstrably actively seeking employment
>ffwd one year
>all the refugees left utah except one family
utah's welfare laws kinda weed out niggers
>>704097375
Im in IT. There are a metric fuckton of jobs
Draper reporting.
>>704097581
ok kid, sure
>>704097624
>>704097581
>>704097524
Thanks. Good to know
>>704097624
Even the places where IT isn't the main focus. I run pc support for a uniform/linen rental company and we've been hiring and upgrading our equipment like fucking crazy the past few years.
there needs to be nudes
if slc becomes the next silicon valley I'm moving
I don't need stuckup assholes breathing down my luddite neck
>>704097924
Yeah exactly. There are tons of IT jobs. With google taking root here, that is only going to create more
Adobe just shat down a place too. And the NSA
>>704098049
i was gonna dump, but all these retarded gay mormons pissed me off
Not a gay Mormon. Wanna see nudes
>>704098204
No one fucking cares. Kill yourself you autistic shit
>>704098328
atleast i don't live in utah, jokes on you retard
Yes, nudes please
>>704093690
You know Kristabella S?
>>704098432
Where do you live
Herriman checking in. Anybody want to do anything fun tonight? Kik me at Dreamy.Mouse
>>704092715
If only I had a penny for every time I forgot Utah was a state.
>>704098826
>Where do you live
not Utah
everyone is utah is either a mormon/faggot/juggalo/spic/mongrel or drug addict
prove me wrong
>>704098204
This weird looking ex-gf of yours really isnt that impressive dude. Either post pics of her asshole or gtfo
>>704098862
There's no way I would meet up with anyone from this goddamned site
>>704099151
>ex-gf
she's my daughter, fag
>>704099145
I'm none of those things faggot
>>704099318
what are you then?
pls tell me, faggot
>>704099232
Well you have horrible genes.
>>704099426
>Well you have horrible genes.
they are Levi's and were on sale :^(
>>704099380
What kind of retarded question is this? Go shitpost somewhere else.
if your name is levi, fuck you
>>704099819
:^(
>>704099767
mormon juggalo confirmed, kill yourself, retard
>>704096329
Also Alpine reporting in, went to Highschool with her. hahah!
>>704099906
I don't actually hate you, just wanted to prove myself that levi is the most utah name ever
rar
:^)
Ogden boii
>>704100366
O town represent
>>704100200
lol same, i bet we know eachother, faggot.
I dated her and turned her into a massive degenerate whore
>>704100514
You say that like turning mormon girls into whores is a hard thing.
>>704100514
Man, if you knew who I was you would drop your shorts.
I think we had a couple classes togather, she's aight.
You goin' to uvu?
>>704100689
>You say that like turning mormon girls into whores is a hard thing.
no i didn't, stop trying to argue with me, cunt
![Snapchat-9051877698082776960[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XEmiLH7.jpg "Snapchat-9051877698082776960[1].jpg")
this place is cuck
>>704100757
>You goin' to uvu?
lol no, I don't even live in Utah anymore.
I'm pretty curious about who you are now
>>704100757
btw, did you know clarke?
he is a forced meme in cringe threads now
>>704100965
Hmm, I have run into a few LP fools on here.
I always laugh when I see Clark posted on here.
Did you hangout with any of the cool crowd or keep to yourself?
>>704101137
This guy's from Utah? Fucking lol
Fuck, this is a long thread.
Downtown slc. Right next to X Wives place.
West Jordan reporting in
West side gang shit
Sandy reporting.
>>704101579
i am pretty close
you can find me playing pinball there some nights
>>704101579
Banbury cross donuts is the heat
Who here from Ogden ever fuck Maddie Berger...youre welcome
I live in Holladay, and I work graves, so I am always up all night every night. is there any good places to hang out or go to around SLC in the late hours on weekends?
Kearns reporting, hate my life
>>704101333
i kept to myself mostly, wasn't mormon so they mostly kept away from me
also what cool crowd? i don't recall any
>>704098862
I went to herriman high. Mustangs get lit.
>>704102203
not that i can think of
all bars have last call at 1am
>>704101579
you into blow n' go's, i can be there in a 20 min walk
you down?
Vernal
Provo here
Saratoga springs
who /heber/ here?
>>704102626
my schnauzer is from there
>>704102438
That escalated quickly
>>704102729
Nice they are common around here.
>>704102907
yeah, he was a stray found wandering in the fields. He's the nicest doggy i have ever met.
you guys produce class A doggys
Ever since I graduated high school, I have been mostly isolated from meeting any other people around the city. I don't mind mormons, but I don't do anything really associated with them any more. where do you guys meet girls anyway?
>>704102834
sorry, just reall yhorny
not gay, just horny
>>704103055
I am in the same boat
I'm not even ugly or beta, it's just really hard to make friends here
>>704103053
Wouldn't be surprised if there are puppy mills around here. So many god damn dogs everywhere.
Really, you guys? I look in this thread hoping for naked pics of my neighbors, and all I see is Clark? For heck's sake...
>>704103130
Its okay to be gay. Give in.
>>704103221
probably, Utah runs a lot of puppy mills.
Utah people are some of the worst animal abusers around as well, it's surprising
>>704103209
Yea, it seems like the only public gatherings I ever know about are the annoying hippy fests, like those weekly drum circles, or these coffee shop hang outs.
I have met a few people over the years at ski resorts, but never those that stick around...
My last resort would be to just start going to the U and hope for the best.
Cache valley here
>>704103606
PoF works well in Utah
as long as your willing to fuck a chubby chick with a kid
>>704103386
so u wanna meet, teach em to be gay :^)
>>704103524
You from there? Also I had a neighbor who ran dog fights in his back yard and had up to like 12 dogs at one point.
>>704103894
>You from there?
yeah, used to live in utah county.
Poor dog's, did you report them?
>>704103606
I go to local shows and sometimes run into people from those shows at the bars
pretty sure they all talk shit behind my back
I have one legit friend here from childhood and we dont even share common interests
probably just going to move back to portland tbh
where the mormons at
>>704103992
Yeah my sister and I came across em one day and reported it. The house is now vacant and has been for years. It's unfortunate but I'm glad it was taken care of.
>>704103524
Utah is full of terrible people in general.
>>704103852
Its awesome being gay.
>>704104164
>Yeah my sister and I came across em one day and reported it
you did a great thing anon, good luck in life, youv deserve good luck
>>704104407
yes it is, some of the most sneaky horrible cunts i have ever met
Current Orem resident, all I do is Play WoW, not sure what to do around here. I'm glad my friends get around, they hook me up with dates.
>>704104409
Thanks anon. Glad you got out of Utah county. Crazy shit always happens here in this town.
>>704104655
go to Bombay house and fart like a king
are you all mormons or just the retard ones?
>>704104760
Thomas S Monson checking in
>>704104139
why? you want to hunt them? Mormons aren't KKK. The KKK was founded by and largely made up of southern protestants, and many of those don't like Mormons much.
>>704105076
mormons are globalist nigger lovers
>>704104737
Indian food? Wut.
I got betos up in AF nigguh
I went to Vegas with some buddies like.. 6 years ago or some shit.
We were waiting in our hotel lobby to go to some club at Palm Springs.. I forget the name. Anyways, some lonely looking dude was reading a book in the bar, so we asked him what was up, and he said his buddies went to some club where he couldn't get in due to inappropriate dress (didn't bring any snazzy footwear). We convinced him to tag along with us.
When we got to the club it was some kind of rave party with robots and shit, and this guy we picked up was all terrified.
He told us at that point that he was on shrooms. And apparently had been indicted for heroin or cocaine or some shit.
Anyways, we had a great time with this dude. He was a class act.
He was from Utah. And we referred to him as "Utah".
Good times.
>>704104407
rude people, asshole drivers, unmoral shitheads, judgemental pricks, tweakers, junkies, homeless, elitist punks
the mexicans seems to be the overall nicest/most respectful group here, at least to my experience
I was walking down broadway downtown. 4 white guys in construction outfits were standing around a manhole in the middle of the street, doing nothing. I look to my right and 4 mexicans wearing their normal day clothes are going ham doing 4 different things at the same time to repair this porch of an eldery person who lives next to their church.
>>704105183
Beto's is dank
I used to hit up the AF one weekly
here in Idaho we have Los Beto's.
It's owned by Beto's
>>704104407
>Utah is full of terrible people in general.
I've got a working theory as to why
>everyone in Utah assumes everyone in Utah is Mormon
>Mormons see people doing non-Mormon shit
>treat the perceived Jack Mormons like shit for not being good Mormons
>Jack Mormons and non-Mormons get tired of being shit on
>Jack Mormons and non-Mormons treat people who don't do non-Mormon stuff like shit
>non-Mormons that don't smoke/drink/fuck get pissed at Jack Mormons and non-Mormons for shitting on them
>so they in turn start treating perceived non-Mormons like shit
>>704092715
This op
streamboobs.com
>>704105275
>the mexicans seems to be the overall nicest/most respectful group here
>>704105076
Since the point of the image went over your head
Yes. The KKK should eradicate the mormons. Genocide is what my image was implying. Go take a reading comprehension class.
>>704105275
They really are. At the gas station I work at, they are the easiest customers to deal with. Fuck middle-class white people.
>>704105526
would have made a better point using Hitler. There's roughly the same number of Mormons in the world as Jews, and Nazis actually committed genocide. It's not just about reading comprehension, use better visuals.
>>704105748
>Fuck middle-class white people.
>>704105835
>and Nazis actually committed genocide
Yo, Logan checking in
>>704105336
Question is, does it taste as good for the same cheap price?
>>704101908
>>704102002
I'm there 4-5 nights a week, eitger playing pool or pinball with my girl. Been going for years. Even had a specials board with me on it.
>>704106297
yes, the Bean burrito's are as dank. Beto's sucks at melting cheese though
>>704101745
Also West Jordan.
Fuck this backwards ass suburb
>>704092715
frysauce reporting in.
>>704106353
i can meet you there now?
I've got an 8-ball of blow and im horny as fuck
>>704105972
he's right though
most the middle-aged middle-class white customers at my store are the worst to deal with as well
Usually the most demanding and entitled. If it doesn't go their way they throw a hissy fit and leave. A gay white dude did that today.
Luckily I get a lot of out of town customers who don't act like children in public.
>>704106558
what city?
>>704106353
I think I met you playing medieval madness the other night
your gf kinda short, longish blonde hair and a raspy voice?
>>704106547
Ill be there tomorrow. I'm at home watching some shit movie with my girl she already fell asleep to.
>>704106558
>most the middle-aged middle-class white customers at my store are the worst to deal with as well
thats because they are probably mormon
>>704106709
That's her.
>>704106709
You the blonde kid passing Monster Mash that night??
>>704106719
I'll met yo uthere tomorrow, is there a glory hole in the bathroom?
i have lot's of cocaine btw
>>704106558
>most the middle-aged middle-class white customers at my store are the worst to deal with as well
>be me
>be food slinger @ boston market in orem
>most people are decent and don't treat me like I owe them something
>get promoted to shift manager, but in draper
>take it
>every fucking customer treats everyone in the store like a bought and bound slave
>constant verbal abuse
>multiple threats of violence daily
>at least one death threat every week
fuck anyone that lives on the benches
>>704106430
hah true, and the hygiene was never the best. But hey, 5$ for a massive breakfast burrito at 3am. Beats ihop anyday.
>>704106952
No man, it's a dive. Someone kicked off the bathroom stall door haha
>>704106682
slc, barely south of downtown
>>704106777
i deffo met you two, I actually played a game with you guys on mm while also playing scared stiff
>>704106867
scared stiff, not monster mash but yes
i wish they had monster mash
>>704107043
>5$ for a massive breakfast burrito at 3am. Beats ihop anyday.
can confirm, fuck i want a burrito now, but I'm too drun kto drive
>>704107056
>No man, it's a dive. Someone kicked off the bathroom stall door haha
where can we do it then?
>>704106994
By my observation, doesn't matter the state or religion, the worst middle aged white people as customers are generally either rich or quite poor. I don't see as many middle-class people act that way unless they are an up-tight wife or pain-in-the-ass middle manager guy.
>>704106994
There's a Boston Market in Draper?
>>704107205
I remember you anon. I left some credits and quarters up that night on MM. Had to leave kinda early
>>704107319
was
the regional manager for Utah ran the chain into the ground
I think they all closed in '02 or '03
The odds seem low, but I can't miss my opportunity.
If anyone knows Scott Hickenlooper, Davis High class of 2009, tell him to suck a fag dick. But also tell him he has perfect teeth and that he borrowed my pencil senior year and never returned it. And I will not forget. I will never forget.
>>704107213
Have a homie pick one up for ya. I would send ya one if I could, mate.
>>704107301
Most poor middle-aged white people I deal with are really good, I get along great with them. The young ones can go fuck themselves, though.
>>704107648
>Have a homie pick one up for ya
I have no friends though, that's why is shitpost 12 hours a day
>>704107603
Pretty sure I know his little brother, about 21, right?
>>704107056
I thought they removed it cause it was just annoying
>>704107394
I probably played them lol. You left for a smoke and never came back. I might be there tomorrow to play late after nickel mania. There's a tourney on saturday I am getting ready for.
>>704107603
>If anyone knows Scott Hickenlooper, Davis High class of 2009, tell him to suck a fag dick. But also tell him he has perfect teeth and that he borrowed my pencil senior year and never returned it. And I will not forget. I will never forget.
why the fuck do so many Utahns hold onto high school for so fucking long?
>>704107730
Why on earth would you go up to idaho anyways? It's the bad version of Utah.
>>704092715
Morgan County
>>704107481
Fuck, haven't had Boston Market for over 8 years now.
>>704107718
I should narrow it down...for some reason it's the poor welfare type mothers than I've seen as problems, because they have been demanding. Otherwise poor middle aged people not so bad as customers.
Anyone from/currently livin in Cache?
>>704107840
idk, i was living in portland. Spent all my money on foie gras and cocaine. So i moved into my parents attic, they moved to idaho while i was in portland
>>704107718
the young ones are nice for me
middle aged are either stand offish, entitled, or straight up rude for me
BASED JASON CHAFFETZ
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>>704107801
because a lot of us were miserable in high school
>>704108007
He used to live behind me in Alpine, He would look over the fence and into our windows, every fucking night.
He is also a mormon-jew
>>704093754
I'm Military and I've lived in some shitty places. Layton area and pretty much anywhere in Utah beats anything I've seen anywhere else other than maybe Maine, Alaska, and a few others.
>>704107964
I 'lived' in Seattle for a couple years. Weird place, can't even imagine portland.
I feel ya though. I just barely moved out down to Orem.
>>704108009
I always thought it was because it was their glory days and they can't get them back
>>704107749
I honestly don't know.
>>704107929
Oh yeah, any type of white mother. Fuck em. Had the other day a pair of fat bitches and their gaggle of bitchlets come in. Kids were honestly not that bad, little rambunctious, but weren't messing anything up, but these fat bitches had no idea how to talk to the kids in anyway other than full blown screeching.
>>704108244
>I 'lived' in Seattle for a couple years. Weird place, can't even imagine portland.
portland is overpriced degenerate garbage, similar to seattle, just more homeless.
Do you like orem?
>>704107801
Lol. No, it's a joke. I don't actually give a shit, but friends and I have always joked that, if given the chance, I should tell him to fuck off for borrowing my pencil and not returning it.
So... fuck him. Spread the word.
>>704108258
some might, i was a miserable druggie edge-lord in high school though
>>704108155
Damn, you lived close to westfield then. I was 5 min away from there.
>>704108304
bingo.
>>704108258
Haha
No. Fuck high school in Utah. If you're not mormon, you're not gonna have a good time.
>>704108155
Congressman who is a voyeur? Sounds appropriate.
>>704108423
It's super chill, loving it so far. Not as hipster as Provo.
>>704108505
lol yes, I used to walk home from west-field as a kid. Chaffetz was a prick who used to throw rocks at my dog when he had a pool party
>>704108645
pretty much
>>704107965
I get that when I have to ID them for smokes. I always get the 30+ guy being ID'd make a stink about it. There's 3 or 4 signs from the front door to the register that says we fucking Id EVERYONE. You get one "Really?" glance or "You serious?", anything after that, and I put the smokes back.
>>704108686
>Not as hipster as Provo
I swear to god
I'm not braking for the next fucking longboarder that darts in front of me in Provo
>>704108610
Well, luckily I didn't go to high school in Utah, so that was only my impression of how they viewed it.
>>704108686
that's good, i used to hate utah, but i miss it now compared to idaho.
>>704108155
Shouldn't have been a criminal scumbag then huh?
Also checked
>>704108917
>implying he wasn't just watching my dad poop
Ive fucked more chicks in Utah than every other state combined, and I was stationed in several other states.
>>704108736
I wanted to rail his daughter though, damn.
>>704096329
I grew up in Highland/American Fork
>>704108882
I think it depends who you ask, but I'd be willing to guess there's a lot of dichotomy.
>>704108848
I'm one of those longboarders, but you can't blame me! I live 2 minutes away from UVU. I'm courteous though to drivers.
>>704092715
Here. Orem. Police just shot a guy outside my aparment. Called it a foot chase when I went out to see if anyone needed help.... Anyways. YAY UTAH@!
>>704109082
yeah, she always worse cute skirts. that little jewish whore
There's got to be what, 3 or 4 of us in here that went to LP?
>>704093494
Layton/Ogden eat shit. I wouldn't readily disclose that I lived in Layton, even on an anonymous basket weaving forum.
>>704109097
i'm sorry, me 2
>>704109214
yes, we really turned into productive members of society, huh? posting on 4chin and such
>>704109129
I know a lot of Utahns, if they're over say, 25, were married right out of high school. Doesn't happen as commonly now. But a lot of middle aged and thirtysomethings did. So for them, that was their age of freedom, not college and their twenties.
>>704092715
Utah is so boring that they made a thread about it in the 4chins and people just kept saying where they were without any replies....
>>704109319
Why? Whats wrong with it? Do I not go outside enough? My moms basement is pretty comfy except for all these fucking spiders.
>>704092715
Utah
>>704109373
Again, I see this all from the perspective of someone who didn't grow up in UT
>>704109214
I graduated LP in 2013, I am now a full blown alcoholic degenerate living with my parents.
I drink and shitpost
Live the dream
>>704095529
>Fuck ton of homeless.
You have never lived anywhere but utah have you?
>>704108832
I work at a mall where different items are priced by different dealers. Stupid customers give me flack for some outrageous price as if it as anything to do with us. I try to explain to them that we don't price things, but they continue walking around acting like a cunt making fun of certain things while there is plenty of cheap bullshit surrounding them. The resalers are goddamn worst cunts ever.
>stupid cunt asks to see one item in a case
>goes through the entire goddamn thing checking hundreds of items to see if they are unmarked gold or silver
>wastes fuck loads of my time while legit customers are waiting for me to help them
>one time decide to tell them that I am closing this since you didn't request to see these things and likely wont buy anything since we arent stupid enough to not mark gold or silver
>barks at me WELL I MIGHT BUY SOMETHING HOW DO YOU KNOW KID
>shrug and let them finish
>other customers get impatient and leave
>they dont buy anything
fucking kill me dood
>>704092715
Mormen faggots
>>704109738
SaltLake honestly has a lot of homeless for the size, compared to most cities I have lived it.
It's on par with Portland
>>704109719
Gannon? ;0
>>704095415
>>704095529
Most of the homeless are gay teens that have been ousted from the family home for being gay. You made your bed, now sleep in it.
>>704109957
who is this?
Also how was that so easy to guess
Murray lol
blaze hard
>>704109777
This reminds me that the one problem with Mormons as customers are most of them are cheapskates. Always want to get things for bottom dollar, regardless of market value of what they're purchasing. Give any kind of event or location a family discount day and they'll line up like it's fucking Disneyland.
>>704096076
You're good. You'll get your hair touched a lot because black people/hair/culture is a bit of a novelty around here and people don't know how to behave themselves because it's rare but you won't be called nigger/harassed in any real way. If somebody offends, it will most likely be unintentional.
>>704110037
Muh nigga
There was a thread ages ago where we had a similar conversation and I guessed who you were.
>>704109777
I get the price thing a lot, too. There's still people out there that are surprised that things at a convenience store cost more than a grocery store. The entire business strategy of the convenience store from day one is to price-gouge on shit that you are too lazy to wait in line at the store to buy.
I'm lucky, I'm nicer than my manager, so there's a lot of shit I could get away with pulling.
>>704109968
Or they can sleep in mine.
>>704110190
I was so happy I wasn't working at the 7-11 across the street on Free Slurpee Day.
>>704110269
kek, I remember.
I never found out who you were though.
anyway, I'm glad to run across you again, keep on shitposting anon
>>704093754
JUst, curious. What's so bad about layton? it looks great on pictures
>>704110687
It's Sky
>>704101745
West Jordan as well by copper hills I'm the fag that sits in the silver camero in the parking lot at night
>>704110820
Sky?
I knew way too many Sky's
last initial would help
>>704102203
Sometimes the Fallout has late parties; don't know if they let new people in past hours.
>>704110190
>>704110334
pretty much
>dumb ho tries to buy a book worth 27 dollars
>"can you give me a discount?"
>10%
>"well can you call the dealer and ask for a better deal?"
>no it's too cheap, it's in written contract that there is no obligation for me to give you a discount or try to make a deal for you
>"can't you just call and ask?"
>no it's too cheap, besides this guy is stiff anyway (I wanna scream WHAT PART OF WRITTEN CONTRACT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND)
>"well I'm just not going to by it then"
>sets it down and makes me figure out where it goes amongst the thousands of random things we have
>>704111169
G
>>704096269
>All of the liquor stores are owned by the government.
>All of them closed on sundays.
>Because they are government owned, there is a cop posted at the store who is earning double overtime pay who just stands around making you feel like you're breaking the law.
>Over 9000 other shitty details that I'm not even going into.
They tried closing the only liquor store for miles in Provo in essence because it didn't fit mormon standards.
>Just drive 10 miles out of your way guy, you can still buy liquor.
They tried to have a petition to save that liquor store, one you'd be made aware of at the register and given the opportunity to sign, the only liquor store for about a million people living in Provo, but the local mormon government made them take the petition out of the store. They sent it down a block to the 7/11, by popular demand the store wasn't closed.
Maybe I don't want to deal with bar prices. Maybe I'm sociophobic. It's not the fucking mormon's place to tell me how to live. It's a travesty that they are the only ones aloud to own a liquor store in the first place. Then they want to kill the only one for miles?
Utah liquor laws aren't just weird, and they are fucking weird, they're outrageous.
>>704111319
Fuck, I know who this is now.
I think we talked a handful of times, you always seemed like a decent guy
>>704111482
I feel ya
live in SF
gotta go to Springville or Payson to keep the liquor cabinet stocked
>>704111482
This.
Also, someone please explain why they can't chill drinks at liquor stores. The only explanation I can think of is passive agressive behavior.
>>704111620
Thanks, man, I try to be.
I always thought you were pretty funny.
>>704096702
while paying double price....
>>704111284
My favorite customer that bitches about prices is Mountain Dew lady. She always comes in and gets cans of Mountain Dew, refuses to drink it from a plastic container so won't buy it from the fountain or in bottles. Every single time she's go into a rant about the prices, especially since the bigger cans cost slightly more per ounce than the smaller ones, and how it should be banned since Pepsi knows its addictive, but she's already hooked so she can't stop drinking it. Culminated to the point where she came in and was trying to get the manager's number to complain about the prices. One of the district's corporate guys happened to come in while we were trying to direct her to a corporate office to talk to. The guy got stuck there for 20 minutes as she unloaded all her crazy onto him.
>>704111841
thanks, you post on /pol/ right?
>>704097276
Fuck off Kendall, go show your tits to your bishop if you need the attention that daddy never gave you.
Attention whore.
Tooele. Worst city in the worst state i have ever lived in with a shitty highschool where you can walk out to the bus recieving area and encounter at least two mexicans dealing drugs like the stereotypical fucks they are. at least most of the black people are all right. majority of everyone is white trash and on some drug or another with perpetual road maintenance. fuck this town
>>704112079
Heck ya man! That's what my second tab is on.
>>704112171
>perpetual road maintenance
that's everywhere in Utah
>>704112305
>>704112079
be my friends
>>704097375
Because of SLC's physical location causing a major MAJOR fiber internet pipeline to run right through it, it's pretty much "little silicon valley". Tech jobs are in high demand because tech companies like a nice pipeline to work with and have built up quite a presence here. Anyone from google to ebay to microsoft to adobe have major offices here. There are more, but that's all I could think of in 5 seconds.
>>704111839
1) They don't want ready to drink drinks because fuck you for drinking you heathen
2) They don't want to pay for refrigeration
>>704112410
Yes plz
>>704109491
Crime and drugs. Down here in Utah county Springville is the Ogden. Couldn't pay me enough to live in either place.
>>704112371
>road maintenance during spring, summer
>winter comes and snow on roads hard to drive
>spring comes, rip up roads and replace them again
>>704097924
Alsco?
>>704112447
SLC also has 5 interstate power grids converging near it
so it has some of the cheapest electricity in the nation
that is why the NSA built the 1 million square feet of server space spy on every body facility on Camp Williams
>>704109949
>portland
Another mostly white and low homeless/crime city. Try any major east coast city. You'll see more than the occasional guy with a sign by the freeway entrance or the few who turn up to pioneer park.
