How old are you and where are you in life
31 M here pretty decent job... no kids... single.... still party like a rockstar on the weekends
68, currently enjoying retirement
>>704071600
20 F here
Just got pregnant
>>704071600
im 21 single and living like a 60 yr old
>>704071600
>decent job... no kids... single.... still party like a rockstar on the weekends
same, 35 tho.
>>704071720
and you're on 4chan why
>>704071600
36, married, 2 kids. IT exec, live in a golf course neighborhood in the burbs.
34, decent job, have a gf, just about to sign a contract on a house, starting my masters soon.
>>704071600
32 M. Two part-time jobs as a freelance graphic designer and as a bartender. No kids. Recently been dating a 22 year old. no idea where this is going. Prefer houseparties over nightclubs nowadays.
26 M Nashville just started dating a fine ass italian gal. Got her to take mushrooms with me for her first time.
>>704071934
Hook me up with your daughter?
>>704071962
I worked 60 years for my master
>>704072025
Sorry, two sons.
19 m Canada contemplating suicide for a year.
>>704071720
congratulations I guess lol
>>704071600
21, in college, all I do is play video games and jerk off
26 and I'm exactly where I was eight years ago.
>>704071994
> Nashville
Fun town..
>>704072109
All the pain could go away if you just do it
>>704071720
tits or gtfo
>>704071778
Get out more!
>>704072109
A year is fine, but if you go for longer than that it's hard to come back from that.
>>704071600
Rock stars party all week long, you wannabe, midlife crisis in denial.
>>70407209 and also isn't a shot enough dad to let someone from 4chan let alone /b/ hook up with his child kek
>>704072109
not good man... get some help
>>704072299
lol no time to party during the week... it's all about work!!!
>>704072320
Social axeity
>>704071967
I prefer bars over nightclubs
>>704071600
12 m just got minecraft, club penguin, and a roblox paid account
34
live with mt GF
Currently on my 2nd trip to Europe for work this year
Got into quadcopter (drone racing) as a hobby about a year ago and am having a blast
Still go to parties and concerts all the time and have fun
Career is finally taking off and making god money as well
Overall very happy
34 white male.
finally have a good job that pays well, benefits, vacation, good team to work with.....
chick I'm seeing is a workaholic...that relationship leaves a lot to be desired. this wont last but it's nice for a while.
I'm spending more time on creative pursuits now as well as physical fitness. You know, be the person you want to attract and all that jazz.
so, all in all, I'm alright. Life is cool, I'm generally pretty happy now and I'm focusing on bettering myself now that I dont have to worry about where I'm at financially.
36/m/cocaine cowboy
>>704072411
Then you party like a mid 30s, mid class, middle man. No shame in it, I'm the same. But I lived the rock star life for a while, and blow on a tuesday afternoon chased with a fifth was business as usual.
>>704072570
>12 m
underageb&
>>704071967
I've always preferred house parties over clubs/bars.
>>704072912
Most children do.
29 M (bout to turn 30 next month)
Quit my stressful job managing restaurants, now I stock shelves at Whole Foods.
No kids, estranged wife. 1 bedroom apartment.
Thinking about enrolling in jiu jitsu classes just to have something to do.
>my life is meh
>>704072545
The place I have the barjob is a rock venue with a bar section. During the weekends it turns into and alternative nightclub so I kinda get to enjoy everything of each scene anyway. Chilling with a group of good friends at someone's home is the way to do it for me now. Although I do enjoy a cozy bar with some good bears too. Used to go clubbing atleast twice a week for 3 years straight about 10 years ago. Not my thing anymore. GF also goes to the worst bars in town.
>>704072994
Cheap drinks and people you have something in common with vs expensive drinks and random strangers who just happened to go to the same club.
I'll take house parties any day.
>>704073017
No, your life is the definition of depression. I know because we share the same story.
27, defaulted on a dickton of loans 40kish(hey not the most, but not the least), pretty great job, pothead, street fighter pro, gf, apt
could be worse off I suppose
>>704072109
Where in Canada?
18 M living in the comfort of my mom's as a student...
life couldn't be better honestly
>>704072797
that's cool....I remember when I could do it everyday... now Friday and Saturdays are my party days lol
>>704071600
22
shitty stressful job
4 days completely sober so far though.
want to end my life every night
>>704073156
Why are you going to bars alone? That stinks of no friends. Whose parties are you going to?
25 married no kids no college degree working at a job I love but not getting paid nearly enough generally happy considering what I've been through in the past year
>>704073017
I've heard jiu jitsu is incredibly productive and psychologically conducive to self-improvement.
Go for it anon! All the best! :)
>>704073319
must be nice... no responsibilities and all lol
I am now 62. I hold a degree from a supposedly prestigious US college that no one in the US thought was worth paying for.
I now reside outside of the US in order to help those poor benighted people achieve the medical and dental attention that they cannot afford within their own country.
And I laugh at them while they worry over their "choice" between Lady Depends and Lord Shitgibbon. Karma always comes home to roost.
>>704073326
Same fucking here. But I don't kid myself anymore. I'm also depressed so I hate not being back there. And I have no reason not to. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>704073531
29M, just got dumped by the girl i thought was the one, decent job but right now not a permanent position.. wish i could get out more but can't seem to connect with anyone like me. The struggle is real to find friends once their all in their own lives.
22, single, have a good corporate internship while I finish college, life is pretty good but I should probably work out more and be more social outside of Tinder.
>>704071720
Get out.
>>704073160
Join jiu jitsu with me then. This other anon >>704073485 said it's productive but I have social anxiety so it's a hell of a hurdle to overcome.
>>704073339
Why go to a club with friends when you could just have the friends over?
I'd rather play my own music on my awesome sound system, smoke weed with my friends, grill something awesome on my back deck, and chill with friends than stand in line to pay $10 for a shitty drink with $1 of alcohol in it and listen to generic club bullshit music.
I also find I can approach just about any girl at a house party because they already feel they have something in common. Whereas at a club many girls are defensive and trying to cock block from step 1 because you are the 50th guy to try to fuck them that night.
>>704073743
this is why you make friends online anon
>>704073684
Mole ruit sua.
>>704073571
nothings wrong with you.....as you get older you miss the younger you, but with good friends and a good life things will always get better... I've been enjoying my 30's
>>704073800
Jew jetsu is a meme.
I'm 27, single, live with my parents, I got my degree in chem which is useless since there's no jobs, now at school for mechanical engineering. My life sucks. I've worked so many random shitty jobs and have no real specific work experience so I'm generally useless to most companies and now I'm stuck in another degree program because I couldn't get a job at all period and had no choice but to return to school. Couldn't get into grad school so I switched degrees entirely but hopefully I can actually take it to a masters program.
Basically my life won't really start until I'm about 33-35ish years old
25 med student, shitty part time job but 8\10 gf and motorcycle. Money is low but flowing
>>704073816
well honest question, how to even do that.. i spent so many years of my life in multiple LTRs that i pretty much disassociated with the internet. you talking like meetupdotcom and that?
>>704071600
>26
>still living with parents
>kissless virgin
>junior going for an Accounting degree
>haven't had a stable job since I was 20
>literally no work experience
>in the process of failing some classes cause I can't get over my social anxiety
Pretty shitty tbh....
>>704071600
Requests for the source of an image, the name of a girl, or more images from a set go on /r/.
>>>/r/
Failure to do so will result in bans.
OP must post at least 6 images of their own to start a thread, or else it will be deleted without warning.
>27
>Living with parents
>Masters degree from world top 10 uni
>Finished that degree last September
>Missed that round of graduate job applications
>Now currently applying for jobs
Feeling the pressure now. Im already several years older than my peers, and if I dont land a job this cycle, I really dunno what Im going to do.
>>704074026
sounds like a wicked start bro
>>704073804
Didn't realize you were a loser, sorry. My friends and I don't have to wait for drinks, and they aren't cutting us, because we buy the bottle. And I don't have trouble talking to women I don't know.
35 married, first kid due in 2 weeks. Awesome Job, awesome house, awesome wife.
>>704074075
people arent going to come stab you in the chest if you talk to them, broski
>>704074178
wow you are so cool
22 male single. Just moved to Colorado 4 months ago from Bama. All these women up here Fuck me because they like my accent. What the fuck? I sound retarded kek. I just got a job in the marijuana industry and now I'm goimg to work so hard these negros will have to promote me. Life is wonderful
>>704074178
>>704071600
21 M single. Want a girl or at least something to fuck but have had a lot of failures lately. Online dating is also BS and doesn't work in my experience
Got a full time job and going to school full time starting spring. Going to try to balance both.
>>704074214
good age to settle and have a kid
>>704074178
you sound like a complete nigger gucci jersey faggot
>>704074219
The problem is I lack the social skills to talk to anyone.I can't even hold a full conversation w/o seeming boring and giving one word answers.
I usually just ignore people and can study/pass solo, but they're literally just throwing group work/presentation out for kicks. It's fucking hell.
>>704074367
Every wonder what google is good for?
http://www.firmoo.com/blog/tag/sunglasses-for-big-heads
<Insert picture of someone laughing at you Anon>
>>704073975
Funny, I was in same position at your age but I said fuck being in school for that long, I'll get a job now and start making money. Now I'm 33, living in a 1 bedroom apartment, at a dead-end job contemplating going back to school.
18, College, underground rave scene promoter/planner
>>704074219
was going to ask who that delicious qt was, until I reversed it.
Must be the angle, cause Browning is ugly af.
>>704074171
I'm only 2nd year though, it'll be a while until i start making money from my degree. Lost years on a shitty nursing degree
>>704074304
>>704074367
>>704074590
Ackshewallllyyyyy I'm a 6'2" 250 pounder with a baby dick, and, con fi dence. Stop pretending that someone has to be a "chad" to enjoy life. You're just a pussy bitch that can't talk to strangers.
>>704072109
i was like that for most of this year but things started to get better in september
>>704074905
well hang on to that bike and girl and enjoy the ride.
dude weed lmao
>>704074749
I just Google image searched for "douchebag" and found that picture. What's your point?
>>704075024
No problem talking to strangers here, its part of my job. Also never assumed didn't enjoy life, but you do sound like a douche chad.
>>704074659
gotta start somewhere, guy. Charles Manson used the book 'how to win friends and influence people' to make his cult go murder people. maybe start there, but less with the murdering part?
>>704071600
OP, your life is that of a loser. you should be well advanced in your career, married, and with kids about 5 or 6 years old.
>>704074810
Well I'm hoping that's kind of the "what-if" scenario to me not going to school because my first degree was a pain in the ass and I guess I wasn't very good at chem at all and it was ridiculously competitive because there's nothing going on in the industry at all. People basically begged professors for research positions, I kind of have bad anxiety so was uncomfortable doing that, and my gpa wasn't high enough to really compete with the asians that had no shame in begging and better grades.
Oh well, time for a change I guess. At least engineering has like 10,000x more internships and co-op positions during your degree program than chemistry, physics and bio (well, and basically any other STEM degree as well)
29 no job no friends no gf live with mother pretty much life over already
>>704075728
marriage? kids? lmaaaaooo... I like money and freedom
>>704075556
Reckon I shouldn't wait for the "other" posters to reply.
>>704071600
28, jobless, been poopsmoking for 15 years and now I'm currently high as shit nigger
>>704075892
it's never too late!!!!
>>704071600
26m
retired
retarded
son's due in november
stoked as fuck
all i do is game though
>ATLAS OF WORLDS.
>>704071600
38, single, college degree, good job, not a richfag but doing well. no complaints.
>>704076278
Any chance you'd be willing to lay out every lie in that post, and why you chose it?
>>704076278
niiice
>>704075728
nigga wat
24, Australian, work full time for insurer with good pay. bought a house when i was 21 and will be paying it off for next 30 years or so.due to market property has risen over 120k. feels good.
just broke up with gf of few years so single and ready to partayyy.
been smoking weed every day for 2.5 years or so; just enjoying life.
>>704071600
26, quit my job, sold the shop, and now I pretty much farm, hunt, and maintain the homestead with my gf. And I use money from investments to pay for whatever I can't produce myself or barter for.
>>704075746
Good luck anon. There's no shame in staying where your at and waiting until you're in your 30s to branch off with your life. If I would've stayed the course you're on now.. who knows...
>>704071600
>22
>alcoholic/drug addict since 12
>too pussy to kill self
>huffed gasoline to get high as shit last week
>kill self?
>maybe
>>704077245
Sorry
Also
>shitty grocery store job and no highschool woo
>penis vagina
22, work seasonally, make more than enough for expenses and fun; last semester of med school before internship and social service
>>704077174
I said "you're" and "your" way too many times in that post. And fucked up on one of the placements.
29, single, scientist, working at patent office, banging my cousin
29, married, 1 kid, computer repairman/network analyst for a local hospital.
31, full time employed but not earning enough to get my own place so still living with widowed mother. No kids but girlfriend has a 3 y.o. We dont live together and the kid knows her dad. Looking to promotion soon that will raise me to $30/hour
>>704077673
>girlfriend has a 3 y.o. We dont live together and the kid knows her dad
what a cuck
>>704073338
I feel ya.
24.
Just out rehab for heroin
Relapsed today after 3 weeks
Work resturant job
No license so live with parents
I want to die
Don't do drugs guys
>>704071720
how are you feeling'bout that ma'am
>>704077673
>full time employed but not earning enough to get my own place
What fucking job do you have, that you can't afford an apartment at 31?
21 wife and daughter. Military and trying to figure out what to do with my life.
>19
>uni and close to full time work
>insanely busy so always exhausted
>live in a paradox in which i must work to go to uni and then have no time to do uni work so falling behind
>often dont eat until 5-6pm at night
>work 9-10 hour shifts
>live alone
>no friends
lifes ok
>>704071600
25 M
renting a nice house
have qt gf
have easy job
play lots of vidyas
smoke lots of weed
27 Working for parents could not be more bored becasuse i get no money. xD Still single, no kids at least.
>16
>job at grocery store making 8.30 an hour
>pretty good grades
>not a virgin, fucked a sophomore in college when I was 15
>pretty attractive
>ban me if you must mods
25 m
graduated college with physics degree
working a shit job as an engineer/analyst for a scientific org
underpaid due to setting my starting salary low due to just wanting experience
grades questionable/poor so grad school unlikely. considering a second bachelors (online) in engineering to boost gpa
never been in a relationship or similar (never tried to out of fear of rejection and the like. have also never been approached)
Some friends, though not very close. Growing more distant as they move on with their lives or have relationships
live with former college roommates who are older
Pretty much sleep, work, eat, and play vidya or fap. I want to get out of this cycle.
>>704072180
Same. If i didn't have musical talent or aspire to be an audio engineer, id be a complete waste of life
30 m
founded 3 companies on this last 2 years, more fucking anxious each month, very happy tho, the money is a nice side effect to doing what I love
>>704078091
feels bad
what do we do
>>704071600
>21
>Have Associate's Degree in Software Development - my life purpose.
>Short term plan of getting my first job and paying my way through getting a 4-year degree.
>Build up programming portfolio while I work so I have something to show.
>Discovered meditation and spirituality to help with emotional health and happiness.
>No gf right now
>Have decent future plans despite tough teenage years
Things are looking ok.
>>704079244
>what do we do
better drugs you dumbass idiots
31
freelance web developer
Divorced
Do drink or do drugs anymore
Play and build guitars in spare time
Enjoying life
Don't want or need any more than I have
If I could make money woodworking I would never look at a single line of code ever again.
>>704079447
>If I could make money woodworking I would never look at a single line of code ever again.
just go look at any of those dudes on youtube who make essentially time lapse videos of them making shit out of wood and never speaking a word and getting hundreds of thousands of subscribers? set up a camera and make cool shit for long enough and it will eventually become your day job.
dont give up on your dreams anon.
24 M
Working as a college essay writer
Doesn't pay much but it's enough for what I want, only work 10 hours/week
Working on going back to school
Feel like I've finally got my bipolar under control and I'm in control of my life again
Gf is nice, but also a bitch
I guess my life is alright now, couldn't complain, looks like things will be getting better for me now.
>>704071600
43
Married no kids
Combined income north of $300k
Spent ten years in a touring band based out of Boston.
Still compose and perform regularly.
Worked with the team that invented ICQ.
Feels good man.
>inb4 I'm too old, I've been here since '06
>inb4 all lies
>>704079447
could you sell your stuff? bet you could live with the woodworking
>>704071934
you still here?
>>704079710
fucking awesome :)
>>704079710
38
2 kids
Combined income north of yours but note sure how relevant
Nice life
Still get depression sometimes :(
Happy today though
28. joined the army because i couldnt make it in show biz. single no kids. hate my job and pretty much where i live. about to finish bachelors and i make decent money. guess im alright.
>>704077498
Do you assist patent trolls?
20 M - North Vancouver, Canada
work as an Insurance Broker
2nd Year college
go to all the major raves
smoke weed & drink like a fish
saving for my race car
I love my life so fuck everybody
>>704071720
Congratulations on fucking up you're life
>>704076144
Retired at 26?
>>704071720
22 M and I'm a black dude that told this white bitch I love her then knocked her up and gtfo
What are the odds?
>>704074214
What job?
>>704072109
whats with canadians and suicide man
>>704079758
Not sure, maybe at a local flea market or something. Maybe I'll try that. Been making a lot of bedroom furniture lately
>>704080193
lmaooo typical
>>704072743
Haha, would love to see u 5 yrs from now when u blow your brains out.
Me:
>23
>last year of laws school
>no gf since 015 february when current one dump me
>25 k on stock marketing
>natural fit and good looking
>working for an obese and rich jew lawyer for 3 yrs learning how where is The big money
>big dick also
>>704080193
way to enforce your stereotype my african american friend.
Test
>>704080412
that's a dirty ass bathroom
>>704071720
tits or gtfo
>>704080412
Slightly above average at best
>>704080412
I am doubtful of every statement in this post, except maybe your age
>>704080193
>What are the odds?
>>704080412
That dick is anything but big
>>704080307
maybe just show your things on instagram / FB / youtube, people will ask for customised shit and bam you won, my father in law is a fucking painter (like art and stuff) and he lives and all, feed 5 daughters with the paintings, I married the hottest
>>704080135
Not who you're replying to, but it isn't too far-fetched. I just found a way to produce all my own necessities, trade my surplus, and have a nest egg I use for shit like insurance and property tax.
>>704080843
are you 26 as well? and I can respect you if you do that and enjoy yourself, but it is a touch dangerous unless your nest egg is six figures or thereabouts. an unforeseen emergency could wipe you out otherwise
>>704071600
36 M also have a pretty decent job,
had i financial impairment that set me back 10 years because i was stupid enough to build a credit card debt instead of an investment portfolio, so working double as hard to bring it all together.
So far, managed to make up the past few years set backs, and now looking to get that house everyone seems to need for validation.... or not, not sure yet.
Australian, so i might just sell everything and move to the US or UK.
>>704081003
Probly lives in a decent country that has free health..
>>704080256
Its the long dark days in the winter. Shit gets me down and I don't sleep in the winter.
>>704081098
I heard Australia is a nice place to live and not that expensive, I may be wrong.
>>704081098
don't get a mortgage you can't reasonably afford...
>>704081281
I'm aussie and do OK. But I do earn 4x average wage. Tax man fucking loves me
>>704081517
how much does he take each year?
>>704081003
I'm >>704077141
Still growing the nest egg, but the house was cheap, and already paid for by the time I sold the shop.
And occasionally I sell shrooms in bulk to a guy a couple states over for a good amount. Made 7500 for a dry kg.
>>704081592
40 something cents on the dollar
>>704081921
I think I worked it out that I fund 4 people on benifits each weeks pay
>>704081856
are they magic shrooms?
>>704082170
Bet that feels good ;)
19, student, videogames and friends
>>704082343
You can thank me later for funding your benifits
>>704071967
just remember she was 12 when you were 22 nasty
>>704081281
its alright, but like me wanting to move to the US or the UK, its more a matter of what TV makes of it and what friends say they saw when they visited.
"Confirmation Bias" and "Social Proof" at work.
>>704081298
thinking of holding out a few more years.
This $1Mil Sydney house nonsense has to come to a stop sooner or later.
>>704071600
23, M, dropped out of college, family has basically disowned me for it, depressed, no job atm, haven't had a friend to talk to for 3-4 years now, I'd probably join the military but cant even do that thanks to a medical condition
>>704071600
27
engaged
miami
lawyer
$122K + bonus
>>704082170
If you log into your ATO account through MyGov they give you a breakdown of where every cent of your OWN tax is put.
Suprisingly you pay more for old age pension than unemployed.... whod'a thought.
>>704082448
are you the buthurt aussie again?
27 M no kids
105k as finance manager for BAC
Don't really party like a rock star, by choice.
>>704082685
go back to school
do as much online as you can
apply to a shitty law school
>>704082686
will you make partner?
19 m left college after one year. I'm a dishwasher at some bar with a decent pay. I'm miserable
>>704082850
i have my own practice with my college roommate
>>704082810
Forgot to mention chicago
>>704082800
Yep.. now I'm a contractor and I ask the taxman for lube each week
>>704080412
ur dicks about the size of mine small. also heres my story im 21 no gf or bf since july 2015.smoke hella weed and drink some.fucked up my parole and basically cant leave my fucking house.also am leaching NEET of course
26 M. Just bought a house in the bay area, working on getting another house in San Francisco. All for the price of not being able to smoke pot anymore, I miss it so much and wish I could go back
>>704082968
that's quite impressive. how did you attract a clientele at such a young age?
>>704072742
simple ass nigga
22 yo journeyman bartender, businessman, and coder. Make about $3,000 per month. Tfw no gf.
39 and currently serving a 25 to life sentence for the aggravated rape and murder of an under age equine creature.
>>704071600
>27
>male to female transgender
>no family
>no friends
>work two jobs I hate so I can save up for a boob job and a nose job
>>704082968
>>704083282
He's fibbing, nigga, that's how
>>704083465
how the hell you on 4chan???
>>704083282
i took over a practice and added some old clients from a previous gig.
>34
>Married/no kids
>LEO
>House in the burbs
>Quit partying eight years ago.
Lost all desire to party. Did my share from 11-21. 21-26 off and on.
>>704083789
not everyone on here is a neet
>>704081272
just smoke more weed than usual
>>704071600
31
unemployed for 2.5 years
living with parents
>>704084056
some of the kids think a 31 year old party boy is cool when it couldn't be any more pathetic.
>>704071600
I loved you in bad neighbors you are funny as hell dude, im 25 living with gf we have a son of 5 months is the best thing that happened to me, have an amazing job and make a lot of money but i live in a second world country
>>704083976
Smuggled tablet device and prison wifi.
>>704084026
a relative's practice? what kind of law?
21 m have a decent job and a gf. Never party because that shit sucks.
>>704084070
it's just unusual for clients to trust their legal cases to a 27-year old
>>704084144
Damn dude step up your game, get out of the basement
>>704071600
24, got a gf, make around 35k a month after taxes.
>>704082839
I've considered going to a trade school, going for a mechanic or something, my main issue with that is the same reason I wasn't able to complete college, I can't for the life of me figure out how to get a good work ethic back and keep myself motivated to do the work. I'm too much of a perfectionist and I hate it, I'll not meet some deadline, start to get pretty depressed and lose all my energy, then I'll just not show up to work or class, and then that just feeds back into itself.
>>704084202
nope, just a lawyer who was retiring i met through a miami lawyer club. i do mostly business to business stuff, so no creepy clients.
>>704084144
that's fucked up
>>704071600
Two niggers and a kike conspiring to get white children addicted to marijuana, a drug that turns you into a complete do-nothin' loser
>>704084291
its ok, we don't have a basement
i live above ground :)
25
nursing student
firefighter
kissless virgin
>>704071600
62 (yeah, that's right faggot) married, retired, wealthy, do shrooms regularly. Don't give a fuck.
>>704084167
naw... if you have no responsibilities and make good money and have your own place and car... party on brooo
>>704084282
27 is not that young. i notice kids these days have a tendency for delayed adulthood. it's a trap. i see that all the time here in miami.
>>704084454
Its the same, why are you in this situation?
>>704084537
You're a liberal aren't you?
>>704071720
You fucked up Trevor
>>704084489
You sound amazing except for the Virgin part
>>704084333
HAHA right
>>704084333
yen?
>>704071600
>37
>Career ruined by liberals outsourcing all my work and ruing the military with progressive bullshit.
>no kids
>single
>Spend mosty of my day shooting in the back yard
>>704084411
you might have add or adhd
>>704084597
had a respectable but boring job
had a nervous breakdown
was on antidepressants for over a year
still haven't really recovered
though might start looking for work again soon
>>704084173
>living with gf we have a son of 5 months is the best thing that happened to me
this man, this man right here
is a liar.
children are fucking awfull noisy smelly disgusting creatures.
which waste your time money effort and life
all just to keep perpetuating this miserable existand in this thing we call "life"
i just want you to know, you are apart of the reason why life is so fucking bad, for everyone.
>>704084597
y are you in this situation?
>>704073684
That's a bullshit picture, she has flat banana tits
22
College drop out that can't find a job
been cheated on by both of my long term girlfriends and developing serious trust issues because of it
spending every night drunk and high while couch hopping to avoid my troubles
>>704084616
Yeah, so what. Two kids in college and they are liberals as well. Having said that, all candidates running for president will lead this country downward and not forward. Still don't give a fuck though.
>>704071600
30, male, programmer
Married with kids, just bought my first house
Honestly, I wanted to be a rockstar, I did something wrong.
>>704084838
women tend to cheat on losers. i'd fix that.
>>704084596
Lotta traps in Miami...
>>704084862
Hey man, preaching to the converted. I fully believe that if there are two nations on earth that would benefit from a nuking, it's the US and Israel.
>>704084664
>>704084683
No, that's U.S. dollars, kids. I do SEO services for clients that have a very high customer value. For instance, lawyers. A client could be anywhere from $500+, so for me to charge them $3k a month to rank their website high, it's a no brainer.
>>704084928
That's the priority at the moment
>>704084996
LOL.... you forgot North Korea.
>>70407160021
21, go to school and hangout with two friends.
Going to be moving to live alone soon away from friends and family. Not sure how I'm going to deal with being more alone, probably anime.
24 Male Marine. Making connections for some bomb ass job opportunities after I get out. Still haven't killed anyone yet. Hoping I get the chance
20
student
anthropology major which i know i should change but i like it too much. maybe biology and an anthro minor could work.
Also terrified that I'll look back in 5 years and wasted my chances of modeling
>>704084167
I agree. One of the last times I was in a bar I saw an old friend getting hammered. It was sad watching him try so hard to be cool with a bunch of 20-somethings.
>>704084977
yep. i know many. good people. used to party with a bunch before i met wifey.
27 yo M. Moved from my college life of drinking too much on the week nights to a decent job in a state where I knew no one. Kansas City is a fun town and I'm getting great work experience. (Project Management, QA and supply chain) making decent money, and have a nice apartment. Most of my paycheck is going to student loans, rent and car payment. Single, met a few girls on line. Not much luck meeting people organically around here. Every now and again I go back to college town and put my liver to the test. No kids never married.
>>704085096
No, North Korea is pretty insignificant. Most of the world's current problems can be attributed directly to the Military industrial complex and Jews.
>>704072994
Yeah, house parties are better you pretentious, hipster fag
>>704084744
Well i used to think like you, luckily my little one sleeps all night, we live him fórmula at 11 am then he sleeps until 7 am when i wake up to go to work, he is awesome, he is beautiful and peacefull, he changed my life and im happy for the first time in my life, i mean he is 5 months old but i feel like i have him in my life since ever, i dont know how to explain that and im sorry for my english its not my first language
19 M have a 5bd 3.5b house no job, rent out the rooms to cover rent and spending money forever alone
>>704085228
Traps are pedophiles and pedophiles burn in hell
You will too
>>704073017
Don't take ju jitsu
Go to a community college and get some kind of skill (STEM)
>>704084744
emo faggot
>>704071600
22 F (MtF) 6 months on HRT, getting ready for a CNA class in October and practicing driving to get my license. Otherwise i'm a NEET
>>704084996
Israel I get, but you don't fuck with the red white and blue, man. Nuke Africa and the Middle East instead
>>704085176
a lot of the media these days really fuck with impressionable kids. most don't know that life really starts getting real in the mid 20s. you have to get focused on what you're going to do when pro basketball isn't an option anymore.
>>704085362
I'm a pedophile, and have definitely never harbored delusions of girlness.
24. 2 kids. NEET. Translation: Bad choices.
Drug addiction didn't help.
>>704084728
Oh thats bad, im sorry, im a person that thinks that everything happens for a reason, i really hope you find your way man, its never late and life is amazing, just look for the things that make you happy, good luck m8
>>704085228
don't know anything about pedos, but traps are just regular people.
29 M "slightly" better than minimum wage job as a butcher/fishmonger.
Thinking about going to uni and doing computers or somesuch, so I can get a better job.
Given up the drugs, but I still drink like a fish.
No girlfriend, but a moderate amount of friends.
30 M computer tech ...no GF , Wife single .. few real buddys , i'm poor guy that's mean , a pretty cheap life but i trying be happy 24/7
22 single, enjoying my youth, going to school for psych, starting medical school next year
>>704085445
We're NEET soulmates. Just saying.
>>704071994
By Italian do you mean a weird fuckin overweight middle eastern girl that dresses italian? Because that's what is 'Italian' in Nashville. Fine ass = pancake. I don't even want to fucking know why you moved to Nashville, maybe you had to go pick up the lottery other than that you're fucking retarded.
>>704085590
thanks dude
>>704085296
that warmed my heart. good luck to you and the little one.
>>704085494
Why would you leave America alone when it's the number one contributor of state sponsored terrorism in the world? If any country has done more to curtail human rights, cause general chaos and human misery - I can't think of one.
>>704071600
20 M good job german girlfriend
>>704085558
Oh... Uh there's no way I can get you to an hero is there?
>>704085714
Haha what do you mean? You into trannies who are nurses in training?
>>704085015
You make that much money making sure people get good hits on Google?
>>704085243
please tell me how to break into this
line if work...im a lawyer that hates his job and wants HR or PM or Compliance...but only legal stuff on the resume.
>>704084744
Im sorry that you think that way, i still believe in Mankind, i still believe we all can be happy and i hope you find that thing that will make you happy, cheers m8
>>704085824
I've never had a tranny but I'd be interested. Lots of bad life choices but still holding hope I'll find that one to iron things out with.
22, still in college, don't have my own place, and been thinking about suicide since i was 14
>>704085759
You realize he was talking about his pet ferret, don't you?
>>704085828
I make that much money for local services to either be on the first page or have the number one spot. Why do people pay me that much? Higher you rank, the more calls you get, the more money you make.
>>704085812
Hey man, it's cool. Like I said. 25 to life. If there's one person that isn't getting out of state penitentiary any time soon, it's me.
In retrospect I should NOT have finished that party by torturing that 9 year old.
And for all you NEET motherfuckers, a high school perpetual fuck up friend of mine got his life back on track in a hurry going to Alaska.
>>704084595
What made my decision to shape up was a night out where we were in the bar until closing, went back to my brother's house to keep drinking then went back to the bar at 0600.
It was a weekday. We got there at 0600. We thought it was fun. I looked around and saw nothing but middle-aged to seniors sitting around by themselves drinking. I decided then that I didn't want to end up that way.
>>704085973
go for it. pussy.
19, starting physics degree at top 10 world uni. Great social life and attractive. Stay mad
>>704084596
for a lawyer though, it is fairly young. most people graduate law school at about 25 years old, even if you graduated a couple years younger you'd still have been in practice for only a few years.
>>704085983
Obviously
That's why I'm crying
>21M Germany
>Job is hard as fuck
>50hours per week
>No GF, no good friends
>drugs
meh life is 2/10
>>704085959
You'll find the one anon, i believe in you. Just gotta keep working on it and always be bettering yourself
>>704086007
Is it similar to any kind of programming?
>>704085759
Thanks a lot i know i have a long way but im pretty positive, as long as my son is happy i will be happy.
>>704086104
that happened to a friend of mine too. Alaska is a magical place I guess.
24 in November
Waiter at a hole in the wall Japanese restaurant.
cunt sister
over worked good mother
couch bound grandmother with goldfish levels of short term memory
(what you think, it's worse than that.)
Life is pretty okay, got a date tomorrow, doubling with a friend and his GFs friend.
>yes this sounds like fat autist delusions but, ferreal tho, I'm so excited.
My job is shit though, feel free to rip on me, I'll just dig in my asshole and finger your shrimp fried rice, you lazy cuck.
28m
recovering from TBI got in west virginia
no job, until croptober
besides that i hitch-hike ride freight trains and bum people for money if i can't get a day job or just sell pot
>>704086207
thats why i dont believ
e this guy...
21 F here, just finished my B.S. and M.S. at Berkely, currently searching for a job
>>704078091
True story I just fucking saved my brother from an overdose about 5 hours ago, next door neighbor knocking on my door that my brother is asleep in his car. Walk outside so him in his car, eyes wide open, blue all over body stiff as fuck. Pull him out of the fucking car and start pumping his chest no stop for 3 minutes. He was fucking dead but I brought him back to life, I can't even sleep right now. Heroin is a mother fucker man.
>>704086135
Yeah I could see why that would change you... me myself I'm just a weekend warrior... gym and work during the week and get loose on the weekends....and occasionally I call a weekend off and Netflix it or play golf
>>704086272
ich freund du, anon
>>704086293
Thanks :) a things are dark right now but that's the way divorce goes with kids. I've contemplated just moving away but I'm sure isolation would be bad.
>21
>currently in college
>still with the same girl I've been with since 1st grade
>>704086315
Somewhat, you need to know how to code HTML/CSS to make changes to client websites. A lil bit of PHP for Wordpress. I also spent 3 years studying SEO, testing websites just to see what works. I was apart of a $799 a month mastermind as well for SEO, they taught me quite a bit. I think I torrented around 30k worth of products on how to learn SEO and other marketing tactics too.
35, married. Decent job and wife is about to get a much better job. Travel a lot and life is pretty good. Wife is fat but she gives a mean bj.
She wants kids and I don't, hoping she'll realize it will ruin our lifestyle
>>704071600
24 male just ended a 3 year relationship, live wit my mamas mamma.no job atm. addict tryna cope with life and stay str8.
Too lazy to re-read:
How many millionaire, Lawyer, astronaut, entrepreneurs so far?
>>704071600
35 tomorrow.
No kids no wife/girlfriend
Ex army infantry
Masters in chemical engineering
I am about to quit my job and spend a year in Thailand.
I want to fight as a pro in Muay Thai at least ten times.
Then probably beg for my job back haha
>>704086603
I truly believe this lol
18 sr in highschool takin ap classes just trying to graduate man.
>>704086603
You should start hooking up with younger chicks man. The thing about preteens is that they're pretty damned gullible and eager to please.
>>704071600
12 m
I like niggers
>>704086559
Shit, divorce with kids? Sounds rough, but you seem to bee keeping your chin up. I'll be cheering you on from across this internet.
26/m/make decent money. Have girlfriend. Hate everyone. Fap everyday
>>704086744
circumcised?
24 M. Not married but in a relationship. Have a 2 year old daughter. Job pays pretty well. Can't complain, /b/.
>>704086749
Eh, it's easier to just jack off
>>704086504
Danke anon
>>704086749
>preteens
teens aren't young enough for you?
>>704086855
How much for 20 minutes alone with your kid?
>>704086207
i graduated with an english degree in 2 and half years. graduated law school at 24. worked for state for a year, worked with private practice for a year and half, then took over law firm.
i'd recommend anyone do it this way. university is a total waste of time. take course online and during the summer and just get it over with then apply to law school.
best thing i did was join professional clubs after to get connections with people in the industry.
28 M
Just got promoted. Making good money now, future's bright
6 year relationship I'm having second thoughts about.
Don't go out and have fun often enough.
Overall pretty good but room for improvement.
>>704086642
substances are for pussies.
don't kys, just man up and go through life sober like the rest of us.
drink like twice a month, and spend all that I-didn't-waste-it-on-drugs-money on other cool shit.
Get a hobby that isn't lying around doing drugs thinking about all the cool shit you'd do if you hadn't spent your money on drugs on drugs. Idiot.
>>704086897
Kind of depends on my mood, but before I got busted a healthy portion of my business model relied on preteens. Teens are popular, but not NEARLY as profitable.
32 shy low self esteem and care way too much what people think about me.
Tho i have no reason to be like that because average looking get along with women
parents have small business i work there basically boss the other people
own big 2 bedroom, 2 balcony, living room, kitchen apartment
parents have 2 story villa with big ass yard 10min walk from the sea but basically its mine i take care of it my dad some time comes to help he loves doing garden work in the summer rent it to russians scandinavian and germans on vacation here
financially good stop smoking weed like 6-7 years ago drink rarely
no kids wife still play vidya 1 fuck buddy and some time hookers
>>704086449
Abuse of drugs of any kind is painful. I was there too albeit not as bad but I hope things work out for your brother, anon.
>>704086988
what happens when we die?
>>704086642
Keep fighting anon. Ben there too and drugs are nothing to fuck with.
>>704071600
>19
I'm fucking everyone's wives and their boyfriends.
I get more pussy that way, easy life hack to follow. I'm making millions of dollars selling pocket protectors over the phone and basically you are retarded.
>>704087184
Zombies
>>704086804
Thanks. That means a lot. My best friend keeps flaking on coming to hang out. So it feels nice.
>>704086713
Nobody cares
FIGHT ME
>>704071600
19M canada.
finishing highschool
single
I just got a job that makes 6.5k a month by fluke, trying to figure out when to tell my parents I'm moving out.
>>704087254
>I'm fucking everyone's wives and their boyfriends.
>I get more pussy that way, easy life hack to follow.
>>704087382
Okay.
>>704085501
It had me screwed up. I was a year-round athlete and thought for sure I would get a scholarship. That ended senior year with a broken leg. Military was out because I had metal in my leg. I started working toward law enforcement, but I screwed that up due to my partying in high school.
I had to wait until I was 25 to apply because I had tried meth twice. You have to wait 10 years after your last time experimenting with hard drugs.
>>704087254
22, Database Admin for a national rental car company. 48k / year; Still living with my parents, have a gf, 20 who dorms at the university (I live 20 minutes from it)
No student loans, own my own car (it's a 2004 chrysler. not the best but I don't make payments)
Just farming until I'm able to finish college and put a fat down payment on a house.
Huge pothead.
>>704087254
>I'm fucking everyone's wives and their boyfriends.
>I get more pussy that way,
>I'm fucking everyone's wives and their boyfriends.
>boyfriends
>>704071600
I'm 32, going through a divorce, dating a coworker, making porn with her, posting it on 4chan, smoking weed everyday and a principal data scientist at a major software company. I don't know what i'm doing, i think i'm just very lucky,
Here's my OC
>>704079983
>combined income
>kids
Nice parenting asshole
18 living with family
Job at Starbucks
Going to community college bc poor and stupid
I wanna be a cop but love weed
>>704087728
disgusting butthole
>>704087728
moar
>>704087254
>>704072743
I feel your pain anon
>>704071600
Roll
