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Name a better Burger place.
Go ahead, I'll wait.

Australians not allowed.
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An egg on a hamburger? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
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>>704046656
Egg is good for you. Lots of protein and good vitamins.
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5 guys
Whataburger
In n out
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>>704046656
>not liking egg

Are you a child?
Did all those years of slurping cum mess with your sense of taste?
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>>704046656
Are you kidding me? Royal Red Robin burger is the only burger fit for kings
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>>704046656
Looks yummy to me
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>>704046827
I know it's good for you, I eat egg... but not on a fucking hamburger.. degenerate fuck.
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>>704046656
idiot
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In N Out

Bakers

Five Guys

Red Robin is good, though.
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>>704046873
Not into chicken periods.
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>>704046656
Next you'll be saying egg on pizza is wrong
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Steak n shake. Fries are shit but burgers kick ass
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>>704046827
Dumb bitch, yeah the egg is good for you on the hamburger along with all the grease, salt and other processed bullshit you're scarfing down your fat neck.
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>>704046021
MacDonald's
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>>704046963
>>704046840

>Five guys
>Bakers
>In-n-out

Five guys sucks dick when compared to Red Robins. If they were cheaper, they'd be a good alternative for the lower class, but as it stands it's just terrible. Their cajun fries are shit, too.

In-n-out is the epitome of cheap and tasty food though. The most bang for your buck.
But it still isn't as good as a Red Robin's burger
>I'll still eat In and Out over Red Robins 9 times outta 10 though because RR price gouges
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>>704047219
Lel gr8 b8 m8
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>>704047158
Agree to disagree.
I think eggs are a good source of a lot of valuable macro and micro nutrients.
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>>704046840
vouch
all the places i was about to name
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>>704047054
Thats fucking degenerate
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>>704047219
Honestly, their new signature crafted burgers are pretty fucking good.
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>>704046021
Dicks burgers in seattle
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>>704046873
on a fucking burger?
get the fuck out of here with your pure faggotry
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http://whitetrashfastfood.com/
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>>704046021
easy one
John Burg
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>>704047054

I enjoy:
Garlic Butter
Marinara Sauce
Mozzarella Cheese
Feta Cheese
Jalapenos
Cranberries
Extra Pineapple
Spicy Chicken
Pepperoni
Bacon
with sunflower seeds, red pepper flakes, oregano, and sweet and spicy BBQ placed over everything in a spiral once my pizza is finished cooking.

Tastes good man
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Ausfag here. Fuck you OP
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>>704047866
Kangaroo fucking faggot, halfbreed outback nigger.
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>>704047866

go fight a joey you hack
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>itt americans think what is considered cheap fast food in any decent country is god tier

Is this thread a joke, filled with poorfags or do americans really have shit tier food?
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>>704046902
>>704047489
kekz for eggs
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>>704046021
Five Guys
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Fuddruckers is a pretty good place.
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>>704047972
u dont threat dubs like that
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>>704046021

>>704048054

Nah dude it's definitely bait. It has to be.
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five guys
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>>704046021
i mean ur burger looks good n all
but I GUARANTEE u will get better fries at mcds
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>>704047760
I shouldn't have clicked that.. the sheer hipster cringe gave me acute diarrhoea.

fuck
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Wendys
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>>704048259
overrated
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>>704046656
it works man, it really does.
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>>704046827
cum has a lot of protein too
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>>704048054
Nobody's talking about gourmet food nigger. Do you not know what a burger joint is?
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>>704046021
how is this place called? I'm not american
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>>704047683
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try it or fuck off. nobody cares about your shitty tastes
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>>704048054
How are foreigners this goddamn stupid?
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>>704046021
My house, buy the best ingredients possible. All organic. Bake own buns, chop up homegrown vegetables. Feel and bask in your creation. Or you can go out, that works too.
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This >>704046656
Nobody who knows how to make an actual quality burger would ever put a shit egg on it.
High end beef freshly ground: $10+/lb.
Egg: 15 cents.

Why the fuck contaminate a burger with shit ingredients?
Reason: to cover up that you made a bad burger to begin with.

Hurr-durr, I'm edgy chef from last decade who puts noveau shit on this er that therefore I am edgy and come pay 2x for muh food.

We used to call you so-called chefs that cling to go-to cover ups (bacon on it) who need to disguise your abominations as "retards" in culinary school.

Egg on burger = A1 on Filet Mignon

Way to show you have no taste and no class and know nothing about food.

Demand more of your food establishments, Ameritards.
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>>704048698

They're Australian.
They only know how to avoid drop bears and shit on their superiors.
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>>704048719
>best
>organic
kek

thanks for confirming you are a certified retard
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>>704046021
In and out all the way
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This thread is actually so fucking cancer. bunch of niggers trying to prove their fast food restaurant is better than the others, its fucking sad, why would u even start a thread like this. Everyone knows whats going t happen, faggots call others faggots thats always how it it no arguments only faggots fucking kill your yourselves bunch of faggots
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>>704048757
I mean that's not really true. I'm an executive chef of a pretty well regarded place. We DONT put an egg on our burger, however, i don't think its stupid to do it, egg yolk goes really well with beef.

Plus you're a moron because tartare almost always has an egg yolk on it.
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>>704048757
>Nobody who knows how to make an actual quality burger would ever put a shit egg on it.
you're right, we'd put a chicken egg on it and enjoy some good eating.

fucking idiot, go try it.
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What do people think of Wendy's
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>>704048757
you are trying too fucking hard

also peanut butter and jelly is good on burger also. i prefer grape
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>>704048757
I can understand hating eggs for covering up a bad taste, but to say the same about bacon? that's just disgraceful.
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>>704049019
no its not, its everyone complaining about an egg on a burger and its fucking comical.
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>>704048757
>Why the fuck contaminate a burger with shit ingredients?
>Reason: to cover up that you made a bad burger to begin with.
the-egg-in-the-burger-conspiracy, man. Wake up, sheeple.

STAY WOKE
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Bakers really is the best, but not as well known. Only in a few spots around Southern California as far as I know.
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>>704048757
>What is beef tartar
High quality beef usually served with an egg yolk
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>>704048512
I do, and fheres a lot of them where i live. They're not shit tier fast food places either. Im sorry im not poor and dont live in a shit country
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>>704048698
They know the answer is obviously yes, they just like highlighting it.

It's not about countering bragging, it's morally motivated. The US seemed to stop improving 15 years ago and it's got to the point where it worries other first worlders.
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>>704046021
Checkers.
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>>704049230
>Plus you're a moron because tartare almost always has an egg yolk on it.


exactly the point i made a few posts up, dude obviously does not cook
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>>704048757
>We used to call you so-called chefs that cling to go-to cover ups (bacon on it)
wait.. did you just say bacon doesn't belong in a burger?

you didn't, did you?

oh no.. oh no, you didn't.

holy shit dude, I'm not gonna tell you to kill yourself, but just walk into a bog and disappear, okay. That would be nice.
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>>704049426
>US seemed to stop improving
>still the most copied country in the world

get real nigga
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>>704048757
agreed
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>>704049506
and neither does salt according to that fucktard
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I actually like an egg on my burger. Thought it sounded weird til I tried it.
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Tilted Kilt
Bar145
Ruby Tuesday
Scottys Brewhouse
I'll say 5guys was not flavorful and pretty bland like mcD status
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>>704048886
Good luck with your child growing up following jaden smith and being blue pilled. I hope you like immigrant piss on your fruits and vegetables, as well as pesticides genetically grown into your food. I also hope you like cows that are underfed and grown in factories
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>>704049695
egg on a burger is "Weird"??

what the fuck is your diet, chicken fingers and mac n cheese?
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>>704049019
>bunch of niggers trying to prove their fast food restaurant is better
nobody in this thread owns a fastfood restaurant, Eugene. Calm down, we're just talking about burgers, it's not serious. Go take a fucking nap, dude.
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>>704046021

I like their new waffle chicken sandwich
I'll probably die soon though because it was like, 2000 calories not including the endless garlic chili cheese fries
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As an Australian I just wanted to say fuck you
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Irish Whiskey in Philly
Iron Hill Brewery in West Chester as a very close second
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>>704048886
also good luck never knowing how to cook your own food having chefs do it all for you. also good luck ignoring what you put into your mouth... not like your body is important or anything.
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>>704049873
kick rocks you filthy bloke
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>>704049646
then it's either b8 or brain damage, or both.
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>>704049873

go suck the piss out of your mum
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>>704049819
Just had never thought of it before. It was awhile ago and now more places do it.
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>>704047838
five animals had to suffer to feed you faggot
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>>704050027
my assumption is both
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This is my local... it's average. F&B is where teens go after the cinema, it's meh.
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In N Out

*drops mic*

You just got FUCKED.
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>>704049055
>I'm an executive chef
>advocates putting an egg on a burger
all credibility lost
if you did the beef right, 3rd rate cook disguising as "executive chef" (btw, my credentials would make you look like a dishwasher here), you need absolutely NO more fat at all
what you do need is something to cut the fat
that burger is fat, fat, and fat
if you are going to add more fat to that burger (assuming the beef is done right, which is doubtful I guess), bacon=fine (b/c smoke), cheese (not that shit), and then to pile on a friggin tasteless egg yolk?

No.

If you are anything even close to a chef, you should go check your diploma. Only a dumb american would do this because your beef is shit tier beef.
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>>704049775
>following jaden smith and being blue pilled
cringe, the post.
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>>704046021
five guys
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>>704050210
I literally just had In N Out for the first time last week and it was mediocre at best. I was so let down.
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>>704049775
>being blue pilled
oh, right. Very important. Shake up, weeple.
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Fuddruckers!
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>>704050259
I don't have a culinary degree. I worked my way up from kitchen porter under the best chefs in the city to running my own restaurant. Plus you didn't even respond to the comment about tartare, you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>704050109
it's a European thing, I can tell you this because I'm European. And it spells the end of The American Empire, indeed, yes and I can tell you that because reasons.
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>>704046021
five
guys
burgers
and
F R I E S
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>>704050559
>>704050109
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>>704046021
LOL, where's the bun gone???can't even make an attual burger lmao!!
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>>704050114
yes, and?
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>>704049926
THIS

Philly area represent!
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>>704050259
also the burger grind at my place is
beef, bacon, bone marrow
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>>704049131
He is actually right you know. Bacon is a major cop out for people who have shit taste.
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>>704046021
>Australians not allowed.

I can understand that, they just hang there upside down.
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>>704050722
Thank christ..
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>>704050480
I liked them in the 80s.
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>>704049131
pretty sure he was talking about a good burger
he's right
with good meat, anything else just covers it up and kills that nice beefy taste

also, bacon is a known palate killer
it dominates too much and certainly for beef
the egg is just dumb tbh
it adds nothing tastewise, texture, and is fat that would be better met by adding fat to the beef itself

eat you bacon and eggs for breakfast or on the side if you want
but don't be a retarded "chef"
more is not better
it's just retarded
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best ever
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>>704050359
They started strong, but that was in the previous century. Before you were born.
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>>704050259
>my credentials would make you look like a dishwasher here
>my credentials
>credentials
this is interdimensional cringe
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>>704046021
Inside your mum's panties
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>>704050722
*You will never be assaulted by a Pakistani rape gang
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>>704050259
nobody is taking you serious, chef. Please, do go on.
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This place was voted BEST BURGER IN THE USA by GQ magazine. It's right by my house. It's bullshit, they don't even make the best burger in the city.
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>>704046021
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>>704047054
I want to fuck that pizza

Do you crack an egg over it before it's almost finished or what?
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>>704049826

>waffles
>with buffalo sauce

What were they thinking?
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>>704046021
Steak fries? Gross. Eggburger is legit though.
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>>704050259
>Only a dumb american would do this because your beef is shit tier beef
eggs in burgers are pretty damn common all over Europe and have been for ages, actually I think it's a European idea, adopted by Americans.

aside from that, it tastes good. Real good. Take your "credentials" and smoke them man, I'll have big, fat burger with two whole eggs in it instead.
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So who else likes ketchup on steak?
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Bonnie's Grill in Brooklyn. Spiced Black Angus.
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>>704051338

Steak Fries are good for dipping in sauce.
I usually order chipotle mayo and bbq mixed together
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>>704049230
>What is beef tartar
Yeah, first of all you fucking imbecile, why are you even posting as you are obviously too stupid to be here in that you don't even know it is called fucking STEAK TARTARE, not beef tartar
>beef tartar
>implying cows need tartar sauce
>implying anyone eats what you mislabel AND mispell as "beef tartar"
>implying non-rendered fat from uncooked beef has the same juiciness as rendered fat in, for example, a cooked burger trapping pockets of grease
>implying beef tartar has not been banned in 99% of all establishments for the past several decades since there were all those deaths from it
>implying that even if it wasn't, anyone would even serve it
>implying that beef you buy in a store (or even a butcher these days) is suitable for beef tartar
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The Garage
Smashburger
Irma's

I'm from OKC and that's probably the best we have here.
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>>704051255
>Do you crack an egg over it before it's almost finished or what?
yes. It's good.
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>>704046021
>Australians not allowed.
>posts picture of burger with an egg on it
That's literally our thing, matey. Put some beetroot on there too, its good stuff cobber
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>>704051715
>buttblasted levels are off the charts!
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>>704051290
>>waffles
>>with buffalo sauce
>What were they thinking?
it's sweet... salty.. smoky... spicy...

quite close to sex, actually.
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>>704050210
is this a fucking tomato burger or what
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>>704049506
he's right tho
the thread is about best burgers, not third-rate burgers
i love bacon
i love bacon on everything
that doesn't mean it has anything to do with a best burger
it is a condiment dude
we're talking about the burger
what good is piling mounds of shit all over the burger to hide a shit little cardboard piece of garbage meat?
keep your hardon for bacon in your pants brah
burger does not equal bacon
burger = burger
bacon burger = bacon burger
mushroom swiss burger = mushroom swiss burger
blue cheese burger = blue cheese burger

see how that works?
plain English
try it sometime
instead of viewing the entire world through your fuzzy brain and clouded glasses
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>>704051983
>beets
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>>704051983

>Australians trying to steal more shit
Fuck off you upside-down anti-American koala fuckers
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mcdoandls is better than that crap
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>>704051715
dude what... in Europe, you can get tartar in restaurants everywhere, also at the better butcher shops. We don't call it "beef tartar" or "steak tartar", we just call it tartar.

I ate it yesterday, I've eating it all my life. I never heard of anyone dying form it, though of cause it's possible to get sick if you're really unlucky.

btw

you're weird.
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>>704052312
>being this proud of yourself of 4chan
W H E W
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>>704046021
Five Guys, Three Guys, Burgatory, Should I go on?
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>>704052312
if you were talking about cheese, i'd understand
but bacon isnt exactly going to ruin a good burger
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hey cunt listen up have a cone and she'll be right
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>>704052312
why do you write like your text is some shit tier poetry, dude?

btw you're wrong, a burger can never attain greatness unless it involves bacon. Eggs are fine, but expendable.

bacon is mandatory.
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>>704048757

fuck you bacon on cheeseburgers is awesome.
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>>704046021
My back yard when I fire up the grill.

Most burger places use substandard meat. Usually Angus beef.
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>>704052974

I can feel the heart attack waiting to happen
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Triangle burger you queers
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>>704052974
I've had it before but fuck it looks disgusting in that picture.
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>>704053238
sure, but..

I'd still eat it, prolly fuck it first too.
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>>704050210
It's a fucking salad burger with some meat and cheese tossed in.
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>>704053221
>substandard meat
>Angus beef
Angus ain't all that bad, bro. Sure, it ain't Kobe but in a burger it works. You're gonna add a lotta shit in a burger anyways, dressings and salad and onions and tomatoes and cheese and bacon and what-not, so Angus will do just fine. Using better meat than that in a burger, is a waste of quality meat.
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>>704046021
4+2 Guys
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>>704049055
>tartare almost always has an egg yolk on it
And you call yourself a "chef" at a high end restaurant?
Either you are an outright liar, or really fucking stupid.
1. It's called "Steak tartare"
2. It is a French dish and was originally prepared with horse meat (inb4 shit meat; try it), fyi I am a serious French Chef--not that fake internet play shit you are. Yes, steak tartare can be cow meat, but it is more often horse meat.
3. Tartare is almost always served raw, with the meat alone, salt, pepper, and a dash of worcestershire.
4. Tartare is often, albeit less frequently, served with a very small amount of minced onion and/or capers added the above.
5. Tartare is very infrequently served with an egg yolk.

If you think steak tartare is normally served with an egg yolk, you know nothing about food and either are not a chef, or a very stupid one.
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>>704046021
My house.
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>>704050722
You will never have to call "the black sheep" to keep bailing your pompous asses out from shit you got yourselves into. Fuck off, eurocuck.
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>>704049055
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>>704046021
JL Beers
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Kumas Corner, Avondale Chicago. Through not only culinary prowess but also the restaurants aesthetics... There is no place that can compete.
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>>704051247
yummmm
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>>704050975
Fuck outta here with your cutting board you hipster faggot.
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>>704050283
>father of the year award
>gets son iphone at the age of 6
>hails red robin instead of improving culinary skills
>stays fat as fuck having people cook for him
have fun
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>>704054105
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>>704052974
I've had one. They sure do make this one look purdy. But the ones you get, take one of those patties and slice it in half, THAT is your "double burger". And sloppy as fuck. You can even chew on the massive amount of bone meal used as filler on a regular basis. Wendys' sucks man bun.
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>>704052974
And that is enough bacon for THREE of their "burgers". Cheap ass bastards.
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Fudruckers
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>>704053960
Angus is too lean.The only reason you see it everywhere is because the cattle produces the most beef per poundwith almost no fatwhich is profitable as a rancher.

I'll take scrub meat Holstein over Angus any day of the week.

The reason you add a bunch of shit to meat is to give it flavor it was missing or to break up the monotony. A good burger or steak stands on it's own.

Source: grew up in cattle country and helped butchered own food
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>>704054667
>implying it's bad to have others cook for you

Nigger.pls
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>>704047545
>signature crafted buzzwords
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>>704054042
either you're a time traveller from sometime in the 1850's, or just a goddamn idiot who quickly googled "steak tartar".

tartar hasn't been made with chevaline (horse beef) for ages, at least not in restaurant or butcher shops. Sure, some rural farts in France still eat it, and yes it tastes great, but everywhere else tartar is made from cow. And it's not "almost always served raw", it is ALWAYS served raw -otherwise, it's not tartar.

nowhere, nowhere ever, have I seen anyone add worcestershire to it. I actually think a French chef would kill you, if you tried. And aside from that, a good restaurant will always OFFER you the choice of a raw egg yolk with your tartar, because some people enjoy it and others don't.

personally, I do. Raw egg tastes good, and it adds to the dish.

scoreboard just came back: it says you're an idiot.
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>>704050114
>making cheese is suffering for the cow

You retard
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>>704055129
agreed. just like putting some "sauce" (A1, ketchup, etc.) on a steak. Jesus Christ people. The more salad on your burger, The less there is for the cattle to eat. You're eating my foods food. STOP STARVING MY BEEF!
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>>704055255
nothing wrong with that but when you can't cook good healthy food for yourself on a regular basis then you're worthless
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>>704055129
>Holstein
that's good too, and yes it has more taste from the fat. If was to have a simple, plain burger sans dressings and tons of condiments, I'd go with Holstein too.

or Hereford.
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>>704054146
You are just not educated...
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>>704054667
>implying all kinds of shit
gtfo
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>>704050210
easily the worst fries I ever tasted. the buns are shit also. burger is okay but its not god tier
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>>704050642
nope, five guys fries are shit... how do you make shit fried when its in your name? the only thing they got going for them is you can add a large amount of items onto the burger.
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That as station deli at the Big Stone Gap, VA exit, the eastern one further from the college. Best burger ever and I've traveled al over the world.
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>>704056442
Gas not as. Too drunk to type
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>>704046021
shake shack motherfucker
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>>704048105
Fuck off libfag
SUPERIOR WHITE MASTER RACE
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>>704056198
More so than yourself, it appears. WW1 WW2 Cold war, Anything else? Oh sure, we stopped you all from have ONE European language, German, Russian, And we're ABOUT to keep you from having to learn to speak Arabic and not having bacon for your burgers !!! Go back to school, putz.
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>>704049056
no.
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>>704056638
a little late to the party, stormfart?

come on in, we're discussing burgers. I'm sure you can somehow swap the subject to big black cocks and shilling Jews.
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>>704056925
good, more eggs for me then.

HAHAAHHAHAHA

eggs
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>>704049019
Your mother.
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ITT nobody actually ate at Red Robins before
That place is complete shit.
Only stupid mexicans who want to appear high-class eat there
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>>704054320
Sorry, I don't support Heresy.
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I once drove though Gettysburg, ate at The Lincoln Diner.

good burgers, good shakes, great service.

10/10 would feast again.
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>eating burgers
Nah, fam. I know this shit's Jewish, but damn is it good.
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>>704049055
>>704049230
>>704049475
>beef tartar

LOL
Executive Chef can't even name it right. "Steak Tartare" and that's "Tartare" not tartar.

Holy fuck are American Chefs that uneducated?

FYI, Steak Tartare does NOT come with egg yolk on top of your steak tartare, send it back and tell the chef he doesn't know what he is doing and must have learned his profession online or from a neophyte chef at some shit tier school.
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>>704050371
She wasn't Trans when she made the matrix, and red pill is just a reference. Kill yourself kike
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>>704057779
>pastrami
>made from pork
>Jewish
brah
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>>704046656
>Not liking eggs on a hamburger
Where the fuck have YOU been your whole life?
Chomping on that greasy shit at McDonalds?
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>>704057246
I love their fries and speshal sauces. Am I a bad person anon?? HELP
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>>704058150
Nigga you fat. Probably just your system thanking you for putting extra food on your food.
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>>704057993
she was always trans, she just hadn't transitioned yet, and however you spin that shit she did coin the phrase about red pill vs blue pill.

stay mad, but hey... at least you called her "she", it seems you're learning.
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This >>704048757
Try to understand the difference between a good burger vs a common burger guys -- the condiment toppings have nothing to do with whether or not it is a good burger. Great burgers have no toppings. This asshat >>704049055 is an embarrassment to all actual chefs.

Also, beef tartar?
Fuckin saved!
lol, 4chan is so full of retards these days
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>>704058097
>thinking all pastrami is made from pork
Are you high?
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>>704058150
Nothing at McDonald's is greasy. They use a steamer. For most everything.
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>>704056671
I actually feel bad for you unless this is bait.
America's contribution to the world wars was minuscule compared to that of Russia and India so go read a book, if you can manage it.
And when throughout history have invaders forced their language on the inhabitants ever?
Ottomans, Brit Empire, Romans etc.
>also bacon in a burger, enjoy your heart attack you fucking hambeast degenerate. You people don't even have a culture let alone cuisine.
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>>704049055
>plus, you're a moron because beef tartar always has egg on it

"he's" the moron?
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Fatburger ia even better.

In N Out is god tier for fast food eating out burger.

Best burgers are home made.
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>>704058437
I'm high on pastrami, bro. You're right btw, I stand corrected.
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>>704050722
Eurogay sand Nigger cuck
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>>704055678
How so? If I can make enough money to just buy food, why exactly do I need to know how to make it?
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>>704058603
fellow Yurofart here, you're right about everything, of cause, except... bacon belongs in a burger, dude.
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>>704050549
>I don't have a culinary degree
OMFG
Nuff said

This may educate you:
youtube.com/watch?v=BxpisgXz1lo
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Fuddruckers?
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>>704048757
>Egg on burger = A1 on Filet Mignon
>Not having your steaks with A1
Nigga you gay or something?
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>>704046656
>>704046902
>>704047158
>>704047489

Being this mad about putting eggs on food that aren't scramby eggies that mommy makes in the morning.
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The red door in Kansas city.
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>>704058688
buttmad stormfag still buttmad
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>>704056671
Lol putz. Jews lose all credibility
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>>704059123
If Kansas city the Flea Market.
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>>704058946
Bacon in a burger is pretty good, particularly five guys, just had to call them out on their gluttony
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>>704046021
>Best burger = Red Robins
>microwaved food

So when's your sense of taste coming back?
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>>704047838
wow.. where the hell do you get that pizza?
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>>704052013
nah bruh
imma say he pwned you
how humilating for you
you're a chef?
lol
tell me where
bet you don't cuz it ain't true
loser
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>>704048757
How does it feel to be this wrong and prove to everyone your opinions are worthless.
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>>704059352
>he thinks I'm that same anon

Max fuckin kek you haiku fag
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>>704059324

>pic related
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>>704046021
Dan's Hamburgers
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>>704059320
five star restuarants have microwaves....I think you're a gay faggot.
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>>704058907
You're not wrong there. But if you're going out almost every day eating burgers and whatnot then you're basically asking for heart disease
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>>704048464
>this
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>>704059281
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>>704059319
and that you did well, my brother from the Occident.

where you from? Dane here btw.
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>>704059523
And why is that your problem?
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>>704046021
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>>704051715

So many implications being implied all in one place. Now you just implicated implications that haven't been implied.

I need a nap now
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>>704049207
fml. that plastic cheese. everytime.
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>>704059504
Yep and all car have an engine, but they're not all the same are they dumbass?
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>>704059750
gtfo idiot
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>>704052567
>get tartar
>tartar
>we just call it tartar
>tartar
fucking tartar 'n shit
>I ate it yesterday
>yesterday tartar
>I've eating it all my life
>life tartar
>dying form it
>form tartar
>of cause it's possible
>cause tartar
fucking tartar 'n shit
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>>704059352
faux chef poetry faggot is on the loose again
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>>704059704
looks pretty goood
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>>704059857
>m-m-muh steak tartaaareeee
fuck off already
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>>704057915

poorfag detected never had beef tartar sauce ice cream cone with quail eggy before
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>>704059823
So what's your point about the microwave? Or are you just typin out your ass like I'd expect of you?
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>>704059893
nice rebuttal there Eugene, you said shit all like you've always done.

cheerio.
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>>704058960
kek
that vid was funny in context
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>>704060195
Wow how special good on you for eating that
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>>704059893
>I spell it Steak Tartare
>I'm a chef
>right mom?
>right honey
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>>704059579
Brit from London here. As a Dane you have some amazing scenery to enjoy
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>>704059566
How do you eat it?
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I
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>>704059504
>5 star is an actual measurement of anything
Kys
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>>704060713

assuming with his mouth?
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>>704046021
Carls Jr
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>>704048983
This nigger gets it
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>>704060768
Units being used as measurement. What's this world coming to?? Dumb cunt this site takes 18+ unlike ur mum
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>>704052567
muh tartar
all eggy
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>>704051016
>Started strong
Nothing has changed since the start you stupid fuck
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>>704060766
go smoke some more weed dumbass
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>>704060917

I know Carls is all about the char broil thing but their burgers always tasted burnt to me. Probably a preference thing though.
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>>704060766
looks dank
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>>704060561
cheers mate, I miss London. I miss proper fish'n' chips, full English and sausage in batter. Blood pudding, man. Miss that too.

and good curries without having to suffer heat stroke in Bangladesh or Mumbai.
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>>704061245
Wow, fuckin triggered over here
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stupid niggers who think chain food is better
check local burger joints faggots
pic related
top tier food
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>>704060329
>>704060496
You may elect to shut up you know m8? You do realize he has kicked the shit out of you all over this thread, right? It has been so bad I saved it and will post in the next YLYL thread. You will be legendary laughing stock all over the internet for posting here.
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>>704061241
the quality has, bro. You know this.
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>>704061458
Went there, got food poisoning.
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>>704061472
Plz don't, an argument over tartar sounds like something old rich crackers do, not much comedy
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<-----I have eaten a lot of beef tartar and it egg so I eggy burger bacon pro.
Me "chef" so listen you good.
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>>704061587
>>
This whole thread is retraded.
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>>704046021
Literally any other burger place.
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>>704061796
that means so much ty
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>>704061769
But chef dumbfuck, why not? (Actual chef mocks dishwasher boi).
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I put the egg in the mayo and add cheese, puree, and add two squirts from a gonorrhea cock drip.

Voila beff tarturd juice for cheftard!
'tsal eggy n shit
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>>704061472
>You may elect to shut up you know m8?
no u
>You do realize he has kicked the shit out of you all over this thread, right?
oh right, by saying he'd put fucking worcestershire sauce on tartar, but not egg yolk, right. Savage beatdown, brah bruh.
>It has been so bad I saved it and will post in the next YLYL thread.
sure kid
>You will be legendary laughing stock all over the internet for posting here.
what a horrible, horrible fate. Have mercy.

good luck and good riddance.
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>>704062181
Different anon here ya thick cunt. Like I said, seems like something old rich crackers would have fun debating. Not something a human would like reading. And I'm happy you are so proud to be a chef, we'll need a lot of you after judgement day trust.
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>>704046021
Easy
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>>704062181
what the fuck is that? Is that your version of tartar? Jesus Christ, you soulless heathen savage get the fuck back in your cave.

my poor eyes...
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>>704061785
wat
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>>704061785
>finding all these tartar pix
>naming them
>still trying to pass for chef
shit man, you're mad.
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>>704062724
it best burger
best burger haz egg
tartar is egg
egg is tartar
tartar is haram for anus
me chef who egg burgers dishwash plenty good
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>>704046656
It's called a hangover burger u fag and it's good and I don't even fucking drink fuck you.
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egg meat best meat
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>>704063064
being this mad about tartar
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>>704047053
oh I see. Child's palette. Stick with your chicken tendies for the rest of your life.
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I think the tartar chef has gone and lost his marbles, guys.
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>>704063271
It's called a topping u fag
The burger is the meat and bun
Thead is best burger
Not best topping.
I should know, I'm a dishwasher sucking cock on my way up to busboy in hurr-durr restrant where serve tartar. Deluxe n shit. C'mon by. I special sauce you!
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>>704063400
i think he's prolly laughing at you, not mad
seems like u r mad tho
did he cut you deeply?
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>>704063456
Not the same anon, but thats not how palettes work, and I think you know that. Unless vegetarians and vegans really are dismantled
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Putting a fried egg on random foods is a cooking fad originally it was quail eggs (which was just as dumb), also it doesn't do any justice for the egg or the food it's on.
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>>704046656
This is so popular here on the west coast. And not with idiots, with professionals. I'm amazed to see people saying it's ridiculous.
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>>704064289
Be amaazed! It's ridiculous here on the west caost as well
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>>704054320
Kumas is amazing. I go there every time I go to the city. Their mac and cheese is amazing too. Sweet corn, chicken and grilled onions in it, mind blown.
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>>704046021
rockin burger bites in florida

BEST BURGERS

https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
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Chain wise red robin is really good. There are two places I went to in Chattanooga called urban stacks and the terminal and they were the best burgers I have ever had. Far better than red robin. But I don't live in that area anymore so red robin works. The gourmet burger is the way to go
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This >>704064232
Putting an egg on food was en vogue like 50 years ago in France, and yes, it was a quail egg--not a stupid chicken egg. Apparently it caught on in America in the past 20 years. Now Amerifag chefs think they are all fancy and avant garde putting an egg on something, but in typical Ameritard fashion they did it dumb and put a chicken egg on it. It doesn't work. It isn't edgy. It is old and gay. Putting a chicken egg on something amounts to being an uneducated cook trying to fool dumb eaters at the food trough into thinking you are fancy. It looks stupid to those of us with culinary expertise and experience across cuisines.

Chicken egg on top of food = dumb Ameritard immature childcook.
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I see why we strayans are not aloud here we are obviously better in every way
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>>704064289
I'm in NY. Egg on burger went out of fashion like 10 years ago. You guys on the West Coast are always behind in everything. No doubt the Eurofags are right that eggtop crap was old and we never did it right. When you think about it, it is dumb. The egg has very little flavor compared to the burger and if you got your fat ratio right on the beef, the yolk would only be in the way and dilute the umptiousness of the actual burger.

It's kinda pleb and dumb.
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>>704065503
A put a sunny side up egg on my pastrami bagel sandwich with bacon. Do you hate me senpai??
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>>704065822
Damn son you know your fashion and trends. You feminine or gay?>>704065894
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Hear me out:
My first job was at burgerking and i am not ashamed of that. About 5 years back, they had a promotion dealing with chipotle spices and pepperjack cheese. I was the store manager at the time and I got fee food often, and i would make it fresh, myself. I'd toast the artisan buns, put mayo and a bit of horseradish sauce on the bottom, chipotle on top. Then id put tomato, letuce, pepperjack, chipotle onions, tons of fresh bacon, and 2 fresh whopper patties on that fucker. It was the best burger ive had. The taste was sweet, smokey, and spicy with the greasiness of the bacon and whopper complementing the creamy sauces. I love red robin, but it can't compare to a free burger that tasted like that.
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>>704050722
Bottom right, where is that??
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Hodads in san diego hands down best burger in the US!!
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>>704047140
This just got a shake and the classic meal with my gf last week. 4.99 for a meal? Can't beat the price.and it was a real burger.
But there is a restaurant around my house that makes there version of a fancy big Mac and it's called the big matt cuz the place is called Matthews 1600. In catonsville. Best burger I've ever had in my life.
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>>704065894
Kinda gay tbh, but whatever, eat what you want . . . just don't try to pass it off as culinary correctness. Some people put ketchup on hot dogs. It's wrong, just like the egg on a burger, but some idiots do it. It's mustard. Period. Sure, a Chicago-style dog is awesome (maybe the best) but arguing that egg or bacon belongs on best burger is like arguing that neon green relish from a Chicago dog is correct. It's a condiment and the fact is that if you do the burger right, you want none of that shit on it. Try getting decent beef from the butcher, grinding it yourself (or he can, if he will for such a small amount) and just making a burger in a pan with a bit of salt and a quality bun (preferably artisan or a bit hearty). Execute the crust perfectly, don't overcook past medium-well (yes, burgers can and often should go that far or to at least medium), and eat it.

Come back and apologize later for the abomination egg bacon lettuce tomato saucey sauce hurr durr burger with shit meat in it that doesn't even taste like beef.

You'll learn.
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>>704066023
Neither. It's not fashion. It's just a fact. I travel all over and the West Coast is routinely 5-10 years behind on things like that compared to the East Coast. Everybody knows that.
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>>704066044
Thanks for unknowingly supporting your opposition's point.
>Burger King burger
>shit beef
>needs lots of shit on top to make it taste good

Yeah, not with quality, Pedro. Keep eating that chopped rat.
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I enjoy my burgers raw. Tartar style. I puts raw egg on top cuz salmonella is great and I always like salmon and other foodzes.
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>>704048208
Fuck off with your dubs cancer. I miss the XXXX days.
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>>704067199
>mfw people in real life laugh at you for being a spaz and a queer
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